Episode 27 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Students, take your seats.

Today, we'll be learning all about the past,

present and future of CBBC.

Prepare your pencils and jotters, it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

There's you on t'telly!

It's full of exciting drama and it's very relatable.

Myles is cracking yolks again.

Pets Bake Off. Silly, that one. It's not a real one.

And Tee Cee's doing... What is this?

SHE SCREAMS

There are two types of people in this world.

Those who live CBBC and those who breathe CBBC.

But I've found three who do both.

How do you breathe CBBC?

-ON IN-BREATH:

-CBBC.

-Wow, that's how.

-ON IN-BREATH:

-CBBC.

AMERICAN ACCENT: Here he is, the smiliest face in all of TV.

No, not Mr Fig from number 12.

It's Myles!

This week saw the final of Junior Bake Off. Um... I won't...

What can I say without spoiling it?

I don't want to say anything in case you haven't seen it yet.

They bake.

And Junior Bake Off is a very popular show.

But, even in the last episode, they still can't afford to get

Sam and Mark their own individual outfits.

Welcome back, Junior Bake Off finalists, yeah!

Probably, like, buy one, get one free. I mean, they look smart.

It was a good deal. So, as it is the final,

let's see what challenges must be faced at the end of baking days.

You said you weren't going to spoil it, now I know there's baking.

Not only will you be baking for our judges today,

you're going to be baking for...

Your life!

..some special guests of ours.

Oh. Special guests is safer. It makes more sense.

And they are vloggers Marcus Butler and Oli White.

OK, that makes no sense. What is happening?

They're getting vloggers on TV now. What are they going to say?

"Oh, wow, that's a nice cake."

Oh, wow, that's a nice cake.

I've noticed more than ever on TV, the love of baking has exploded.

There's flour and egg all over the walls.

It was a big baking explosion. You failed the challenge.

It's, like, all humans care about now, baking.

Junior Bake Off, Great British Bake Off...

Bakers' Bake Off,

the Figure Who Appears In The Mist In Your Dreams Bake Off.

Pets Bake Off. That's silly, that one. It's not a real one.

Don't let a dog in the kitchen, it doesn't have thumbs.

And no real desire to bake, more importantly.

This final episode of Bake Off is a great chance to see

the bakers in the mix of things. Myles, is that a pun

you've slipped in there? I think it might be. Hello!

They get to show off their talent, and, for the first time,

we get to see vloggers enjoy food on camera.

Tastes amazing.

That's so good.

And, also, the judges are very good and give good advice and...

guidance but apparently my hand was doing an impression of a fish there.

The only thing I would have said is

just a little bit more adventurous on the filling.

More adventurous filling?

Fly to the jungle, stumble upon an ancient cave,

avoid all the hidden traps in the wall,

get to the end where lies a 1000-year-old jar of...

er...jam.

Grab it, the cave starts to crumble around you, and you escape,

all limbs intact.

And then you fly home to add the jam...

to your dish.

How's that for adventure? You want it more adventurous?

I don't want to win. I don't want... Give it to Marcus.

There are so many things to say. I'm going to go with nice hair.

Hang on to your Pick 'n' Mix,

it's time you lot took over the small screen.

Save me a liquorice swirl. It's the 15 second fans.

Hi. My favourite CBBC show is Operation Ouch!

cos Dr Xand and Dr Chris are really, really, really,

really, really, really funny.

-And it's very educational. Bye!

-Belting!

My favourite show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground because it's

full of exciting drama and it's very relatable.

My favourite character is Tee, cos she's the most sensible one.

Excellent work.

My favourite CBBC show is Hetty Feather

because it's really dramatic.

My favourite character is Matron because she's always telling

people off, and it's really funny.

-Good job, cocker.

-Hi, guys.

-I'm Sian and this is my sister...

-Niamh.

My favourite show is Blue Peter, as you can see

so many different talents on one show.

My favourite TV show is The Next Step because it's so dramatic,

-and I love dancing.

-Bye!

Why not join in the fun yourself?

Record your own 15 second mini-vlog about your favouritest things

on CBBC, and send it in to us via the Whoops web page.

Next up, what's better than Sam and Mark?

Sam and Mark and a whole lot of pancakes, of course!

Hi, Sam. Hi, Mark.

Judges.

What we need to see is golden pancakes,

crispy round the outside, bit floppy in the middle.

-With just the right amount of lemon and sugar.

-On your marks...

-Get set... BOTH:

-Bake!

Get off!

I bake a lot at home, but suddenly I've forgotten

how to bake when I'm in the tent.

It's really nerve-racking, and I don't want him to beat me, so...

Cos I'll never hear the end of it.

I feel I'm putting in the right ingredients, but not necessarily

at the right time, at the moment.

Have you used all your milk?

Oh, yeah. I'm just adding more now.

Five minutes on your pancake challenge.

-Yes!

-I haven't got enough time!

'Sam is definitely all over the place.'

Get off my pan!

One minute, bakers. You've got one minute.

It's really difficult to judge how much sugar and lemon to put on.

Time's up.

Sam, Mark, step away from your pancakes.

You can do no more.

Guys, bring up your pancakes to the Gingham Altar.

Sam, Mark, what we asked you for was three evenly-sized,

-golden-brown pancakes.

-We got three pancakes - one, two, three.

They're not looking identical, though.

They've coloured very differently.

The edges, they're not golden brown and crisp, are they?

As you cut into them,

it should be light and shouldn't take too much effort.

They look great.

-Well... they are very blonde.

-Yeah.

Probably could have done with a little bit more lemon and sugar.

All I'm getting is raw pancake batter.

But, you know, not a bad effort, Mark. Thank you very much indeed.

-Thank you for judging so well.

-Sam, they're not the most delicate.

They were beginning to crisp. If you'd left them

for just a couple of minutes more in the pan, even just

one more minute, you'd have got that crisp edge I was asking you for.

-Should have given us 60 minutes, then.

-OK, I'm just going to hear

that thock noise. We're going to go for the thock.

THOCK!

-You can't say light as a feather, nor did it sound like underlay.

-OK.

-Unfortunately, it does taste a little like underlay.

-Right.

We do have to choose a winner.

In no particular order...

our winner today is...

Sam and Mark.

-Yeah... What?

-Congratulations.

Come and enjoy your pancakes.

I would try yours, but mine are better.

Don't take too big a mouthful, cos you'll never swallow it.

Yeah, they are a bit claggy.

The Dengineers, series two, is finally here, Whoopers!

SHE SCREAMS

Hands down, this is definitely one of my favourite shows on CBBC.

Not only do you get to see all the supercool dens, but it genuinely

puts a smile on my face seeing the dreams of all the kids coming true.

When I saw Mark and Lauren,

I thought it wasn't true that they were there.

Hello!

KIDS SCREAM

How are you doing?

I couldn't believe my eyes.

I thought I was dreaming.

Boys, I know exactly what you mean.

SHE SCREAMS

Oh, my gosh! It's Mark from The Dengineers! Where's Lauren?

I bet she's out there, isn't she?

Oh, my gosh, my dreams are about to come true!

I'm just the postman.

Oh...

Have a nice day. I do apologise.

So maybe Lauren and Mark

will never show up at my house to build my dream den.

However, at least I still get to see all the amazing ideas on screen,

which is one of the best parts of the show, #justsaying.

We'll pick this picture because it's a nice place where you can hang out,

and there's loads of street art that people really like.

-I really like it.

-I think that's going to be quite a lot of hard work

because we're not just making a den for one person.

We're making it for loads of people.

Hm! Nice job, guys.

I'm not sure if I had the same task of designing a den

for so many of my friends that it would look that cool.

I mean, we're just all so different.

OK, Tee Cee, dive in and see what pictures you can find

to represent your idea.

First of all, I want my den to be really colourful because

bright colours make me feel so happy and positive.

Oh, and then Jade would like nail polish.

And Sara would like fashion items.

And lemons are my favourite fruit.

Oh, and we all love reading books, too.

OK, now I think we're done.

Oh, would you look at that? My dream den is now complete.

It's just a shame I can't fit in it.

However, at least we had time to finish it,

which is more than they had in last week's episode.

With this weather that we've got now,

it is having a massive effect on the safety flooring.

Because they literally just can't lay the floor in this weather.

Unfortunately, there's a chance it's not going to get done.

Everyone, just breathe. Just breathe!

If this does not get finished on time, it will be a Dengineers first.

With the big reveal looming, people from the community have

started to arrive, eager to see their sports-themed den.

And, with one last push from our Dengineers,

they have finally finished.

Seriously, The Dengineers never cease to amaze me.

But it's like my nan always says, Whoopsers -

"Teamwork makes the dream work." And maybe lemons.

Millie from Millie Inbetween is packing boxes this week.

And you'll never guess why.

She's going for the world record for packing the most mugs? Nope.

She's moving house. And that means that this episode

is one of the best things in the entire world.

Best job ever. I'm a bubble wrap fiend.

-I'm allowed one pop per mug.

-POP!

Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap!

Honestly, you're such a big kid.

SHE GIGGLES WILDLY

And speaking of big kids,

Craig is being shown up by his dad and stepmum.

Anyone fancy a biccy?

Biccy?

Biccy? Don't be embarrassing, yeah? We're not five.

Come on, Craig, it's not that embarrassing.

It's not like they're showing your friends your old photos.

Look how cute she was.

Or trying to be too cool.

Oh, I hope I don't L-O-L too much,

I might have to G-2-G and hang out with the B-A-E.

Bae - that's what I meant. That's what I meant, yeah.

I mean, it's not like your dad is wearing some really awful

trousers that he thinks make him look really cool.

Craig said my trousers are weird.

Mike, Craig was right. They ARE weird.

But at least you seem more chilled out about stuff than Lauren.

She SEEMS...STRESSED out.

Next time we'll arrange... counselling! UGH!

Just a bit.

LAUREN FUMES

Lauren, stay calm. You have pancakes.

I made pancakes.

Oh, yum. I'm going to put Kale Krunchies on mine.

Kale Krunchies?

Why have you ruined breakfast, Mike?

Let's fall back on the solution to everything. Bubble wrap!

SHE GIGGLES WILDLY

Don't worry, Lauren. I'll save you some.

-You definitely need this more than me.

-PHONE VIBRATES

Oh, no. My mum's just tagged me in an online post

with five different emojis.

That doesn't even make any sense.

OK, on second thoughts, maybe I do need this after all.

Just one more pop. Two. Three. OK, make it four.

Excellent vlogging, madam. Well done. But what's this?

It's our latest bunch of impressionists, by jing!

Put you're guessing hat on, and get ready for a thrilling game of...

-First of all, I do not go...

-SHE SCREECHES

And, secondly, it doesn't matter, because I have great hair.

Guess whom?

-First of all, I do not go...

-SHE SCREECHES

I was being Lilly Hampton from So Awkward.

# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up

# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up! #

Guess whom?

# Ole, ole, ole, ole, cheer up! #

That was West from The Next Step.

-AMERICAN ACCENT:

-Wasn't my dance amazing?

Oh, do you know, I WAS the dance captain of the team.

Guess whom?

# Let's go

# So fast

# So high... #

You just got schooled. I hope you've learned your lesson.

-I was Michelle from The Next Step.

-We want to see your impressions,

whether it's Hacker T Dog, Hetty Feather or Hank Zipzer,

send us your ten-second impression of anyone on CBBC through

the Whoops web page and remember to reveal who you are. Guess whom?

We've just got time for an all-new CBBC selection box, including

favourites such as OMD, Did That Really Just Happen, and Ha-ha-ha!

It's the best bits from CBBC this week.

My pig! Yeah!

Wahey!

You've knocked his head off!

He's got no head!

THEY SHOUT

That's the pig down, ladies and gentlemen. Mission complete.

That was really good. It was really good.

Look, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but it wasn't great.

Well, that, Xand,

is because I didn't add your little can of oxygen.

And you really think this little can of oxygen would make a difference?

Yes. At the moment, the hydrogen can only burn using the oxygen

in the air around the balloon.

If we put that can of oxygen inside the balloon,

everything will happen a lot quicker.

OK, in three...

two...one...

Whoa!

That was great! That's amazing!

Just from adding that tiny amount of oxygen.

Mother?

A new body.

At last.

This is from Immy.

-Yes, it's Gingerbread Ken.

-Why have you called it Gingerbread Ken?

-Cos it sounds a little bit like "gingerbread man".

-It doesn't.

-It doesn't sound like "man".

-What else could we have done?

-There's no other choices, is there?

-You've got no idea, have you?

Yeah, we could have called it Gingerbread Juan.

But we didn't.

See something you must watch more of?

Then head over to the CBBC iPlayer and website to fill your brain

with even more CBBC. Oh, text message from my fortune-teller.

"It's raining, it's pouring, the walk home will be boring."

What does that mean? Oh, no. Well, at least isn't raining.

THUNDER AND RAIN Oh, great.