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Oi, oi, there you are!
Come on, hurry up, we've got a lot of CBBC to get through.
We ain't slowing down for anyone.
It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, baby! Seatbelts on, please.
We've got danger...
Some shows have writers?
"I thought Danger Mouse was filmed live exclamation point."
We've got super talented impressionists.
All right, Quark, that's enough.
And we've got Iain Stirling doing...this?
Charlie, who scored for your team? My name is Callum. Ah!
Should we watch vlogs or CBBC next? I know.
We'll watch vlogs ABOUT CBBC.
I know the perfect people for the job, it's Myles, Laura and Rhys!
What's that? Someone needs a TV update. Ta-da!
I'm CBBC Man.
Laura, comb your hair,
sit up straight and flick that bit of breakfast off your top,
I don't care if you were saving it for later.
It's your time to shine. Take it away, madam.
So I've been enjoying one of
the most normal schools on CBBC there is.
The children. Children?
No-one said there'd be children here!
Class Dismissed. So normal.
Let's just address the elephant in the room, yeah?
You've all noticed there's something different about me.
You've dyed your hair. That's right, fam.
Me dreads, they is red, yeah?
OK, so maybe not the most normal school in the UK, but hey,
there's good news. Mr Barker has...
..die.. Decided to retire.
He's...gone to live on a farm.
So Mr Potter is the new headteacher.
# I'm the new headteacher I'm the new headteacher. #
# He's the new headteacher! #
It's catchy. But wait!
An unexpected arrival has flown in from Headteacher HQ.
And it's not good news for Mr Potter.
Welcome to Dockbridge High, I'm Mr Potter.
Hillary Head, new headteacher, walk with me.
# He's not the new head teacher now He's not the new headteacher now. #
It doesn't quite work.
I've already decided my favourite teacher this term is...
..Senor Juan Castenetto.
It's my belief that you can learn more Spanish from a movement
in the hips than you can
from reading the whole Spanish dictionary.
If that's true, I'm trying it out.
SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS
Hola, que tal? Estoy muy bien, gracias. Y tu?
It's already working. Thanks, senor.
Your accent is horrendous!
Go to isolation for the rest of the lesson.
Tell whoever is on duty that I said...
ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai!
They'll know what I mean. Are we sure he's a real Spanish teacher?
His lessons can't be as bad as food technology. What's going on here?
Mm! Num, num!
That looks disgusting. Still, at least Mr Barroboy's enjoying it.
My teacher refused to even try my dishes.
I present to you noodles on a pizza with chocolate sauce.
And spinach for health.
I did well in drama though.
I got really good at doing those dramatic falls.
Mr Christopher, show everyone how it's done.
OK, try again.
I'll show you how it's done. It's all in the arm work.
I'm OK, I'm OK.
I may not have mastered my dramatic fall but I still think
my chocolate noodle pizza has potential.
Ai, ai, ai!
# My pizza is delicious.
# My pizza is delicious.... #
Excellent work. Mr Christopher would be proud of that performance,
but now it's time to hear
from CBBC's fantastic fanatics, it's the 15 Second Fans of course.
I'm Jessica. And I'm Georgiana.
My favourites CBBC shows are The Dumping Ground,
Operation Ouch! and Official Chart Show.
My favourite is Official Chart Show and Operation Ouch!
My favourite TV programme on CBBC is Match of the Day Kickabout
because I like Ben Shires and I like
John Farnworth's football skills and I love football.
My favourite CBBC programme is
Dragons: Defenders of Berk, because I would love
to fly and I love most animals. I love Astrid and Toothless.
Good job, cocker.
My favourite TV show of all time is Junior Bake Off because I love
seeing the different challenges and creations.
I'm also in love with baking, it's the best. See you, bye!
But now we want to hear about your
favourite CBBC moment of 2016.
Just record 15 seconds telling us
all about it and upload it
through the Whoops web page.
Next up is, I'm not sure. The thing is, the dog ate my script.
Who doesn't like surprises! Watch this. What happened there?
There was a mistake.
I didn't come up with this!
I done a word wrong in my mouth.
Wrong camera. LAUGHTER
Sometimes when I see celebrities act out words using only
the powers-es of their mou-ouths.
You all right, cameraman?
Who's going for your team?
My name is Callum. Ah!
What is this round?!
It's so confusing!
I've not got the questions. I've not got the...
The camera is shaking. Stop it!
I feel seasick.
Iain, could you make it less awkward?
That is my...little note there.
My Autocue isn't turned on. I've not got any lines to say.
No! You laughed at that more than the jokes.
Don't shake your head at me.
I said it wrong!
It was the water's fault.
I can't, I'm not going to win the BAFTA.
So there I was, wondering about what to vlog this week when I stumbled
across this mysterious old tape labelled...
So of course, I watched it. What I found was amazing.
A documentary about one of CBBC's best animations.
I don't know if I'll get in trouble
with the big cheese for showing this, but here we go.
Bottersnikes Gumbles -
the documentary. Enjoy.
Planet Earth is filled to the brim with wondrous creatures of
varying sizes and abilities.
But few come close to the resourcefulness,
the intelligence, the rubberiness that is the Gumble.
For years the team at CBBC have been studying these creatures
and they still find ways to amaze us.
For starters, their stretchy skin allows them to perform
a variety of tricks.
Yay! Yay! Whoa!
Fascinating. What gives their bodies such elasticity?
Can humans do the same?
Ow! No, they cannot.
And as keen explorers, they've developed
the astonishing ability to change shape and even fly.
A three-headed flying dump dragon.
And we're supposed to be the loopy ones.
Flying looks so cool.
But some Gumbles prefer to use their gifts for mischief,
leading to awkward situations.
Gumbling from heights will now be safer than ever.
Such problems can have terrible consequences for our Gumbles
as it can put them into the hands of the natural enemy, the Bottersnikes.
Green and scaly,
these creatures love nothing more than tormenting the Gumbles.
You stinking, scaly grass muncher.
But fear not, for our Gumble friends aren't so easily defeated,
for they are as quick-witted as they are flexible.
The double anti-span Gumble helix, a CBBC-obsessed vlogger
can only hope to view such nature in his lifetime. What a gift.
Our time is almost up.
Before we go, let us one last time
study some of the beautiful language spoken by them.
Stinks like something crawled up his bum and died.
Danger Mouse, he's one of my favourite mouses around.
Third only to Imaginary Mouse, the mouse character I just made up
and Kitchen Mouse, the mouse character who's in the kitchen.
Because I forgot to clean up.
But none as thrilling as Danger Mouse, apart from the kitchen mouse,
he's quite a thrill, he's refusing to leave
so I'm just going to pack up and move out,
it's not worth the hassle but in the meantime,
let's try and enjoy some Danger Mouse.
We've got to go, buddy, it's not ours any more.
I've just got one question.
Why would Count Duckula, who's a duck,
fire big massive eggs as a weapon?
Surely a slice of bread or something, because ducks lay eggs.
He should be sending the egg to school,
not throwing it out the back of the van.
Why does the second car chase look so similar to the first?
Two car chases in the same episode, chief. Has the budget gone up?
No, we're just using the shots from the first chase again.
So much humour in a man so small, he's not a man.
I also like that he knows he's in TV show.
How am I supposed to become the most famous person in the world
if I'm always playing second fiddle? Oi! I'm second fiddle.
You're not even in the orchestra.
I'm sorry, Duckula,
if you've got a problem, take it up with the writers.
Take it up with the writers? What does he mean by writers?
Some shows have writers?
I thought Danger Mouse was filmed live, exclamation point.
HE READS THE SCRIPT
In one episode, all the worst villains escape from jail
and they're all quite a varied bunch...like bananas.
Don't forget to flush, Danger Mouse. Ha-ha-ha!
There's a cow mummy and a robot laughing toilet.
All very different.
So I thought while I'm here, I'll try and give some help,
create some of my own villains for those writers.
Two bunny rabbits having a chat. "How are you doing?" "Not bad."
So I've thought of Myles with a 3 instead of an E
because he's a robot and he can turn into
a camera and he'd film Danger Mouse and just throw some sarcastic
comments at him like, "You're a mouse, do you like cheese?"
Finally, there's the writers.
They run around with paper and pens and write out elaborate scripts.
To make it more evil, sometimes they write stuff like...
So, Danger Mouse, there's a few ideas.
Anyway, I've got to finish packing.
Come on, Miles, finish packing, please.
Yeah. Kitchen Mouse is still kicking me out apparently.
This is so bizarre, I don't know why this has happened.
This better not have anything to do with those writers.
Well done, Miles, or rather... AS PENFOLD: Good work, chief!
That was Penfold from Danger Mouse.
OK, maybe I should leave it to the professionals. It's time for...
All right, Quark, that's enough playing around with Penfold.
Give Jeopardy Mouse back or you'll regret it.
Quark, I should've known.
Prepare to meet your worst nightmare. Aaaah!
That's right. I was Danger Mouse from Danger Mouse.
It's deep. SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
You need to come, OK. Come on now.
We can't go to England without Eldon.
We're the bros, we've got to stick together.
I was West from The Next Step. Going to London.
You all right, cocker? I'm wearing a very bright shirt today
and I am also wearing some sunglasses.
I've very thin legs and am joined with Karim and Lauren
in the amazing CBBC HQ office.
Y'all right, cockers?
Christmas is fast approaching, which can only mean one thing,
I'm being Hacker.
Thank you. Bye.
Bravo, my performing pals.
To join in the fun, all you need to do is record your CBBC impression,
remembering to reveal who you were at the end
and send it to us via the Whoops web page.
Cracking. Guess Whom?
The best bit of CBBC this week definitely was that moment when...
No, it was when she... Erm, no, it was when the...
I can't choose!
Lucky for us I put all the best bits together in one bite-size treat.
# I'm crazy about you I think you're crazy about me too. #
That was beautiful.
I can't believe Alfie and Riley are kissing.
How could she do this to James?
I'll be honest, having a water park all to yourself... High.
It's very high up. ..is as good as it looks.
But it can't all be fun and games.
Remember we need to know how slides work for our own monster build.
Stick a load on your fingers and take it straight off.
For the first time in their trip, all of them work together as one.
I can help because look how many boxes there are.
I've been doing a bit of sticking, and packing,
just to help out. Everyone is trying their best.
Everyone is going as fast as they can. Come on.
There's no denying that what they're doing is somehow,
through sheer determination, coming together and making it work.
Our journey has come to an end, but don't pack away that VIP CBBC pass,
oh, no, head on over to the CBBC iPlayer for even more fun.
And the bus is still there, he sees his target, he sprints,
he misses the bus.
It's going to be a long walk home tonight.
What has been your favourite CBBC moment of 2016?
Whoops I Missed The Bus wants to know.
What's my favourite moment been?
Maybe it was when we launched the new CBBC HQ and we got this bad boy,