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Jump on board, hold on tight, and don't blink for nothing,

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cos we're travelling at high speed through this week's CBBC.

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It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus, by Jove!

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Check this out, would ye?

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Vlogger Myles is being odd again.

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Do not be such a silly goose all the time, Myles.

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And we've got some impressionists in our midst.

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Bog off, and I never want to see you again!

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There are people in this world specifically created

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for one important purpose...

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to watch CBBC and get us giggling!

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It's Tee Cee, Myles and Laura!

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I live for CBBC! I love it so much,

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I'm going to have it for breakfast, dinner and tea.

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Is that weird? Is that even possible?

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It's time for us to catch up with our very own smile-maker,

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our very own grin-causer, our very own...

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sort of...

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It's Tee Cee.

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So, what could possibly happen when you mix Hank Zipzer,

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an American superstar, Christmas and love?

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Santa gate-crashing the head teacher's office?

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SHE SHRIEKS EXCITEDLY

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A Hank Zipzer film?

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Now, this is what you call a Christmas pressie to remember.

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Thank you, CBBC!

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MUSIC: Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms

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Now, this has definitely got me in the Christmas mood!

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But before we all start tearing off our Santa hats in sheer excitement,

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need I remind you, Whoopsers,

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that this is Hank Zipzer we're talking about here?

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So I'm just putting it out there.

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This is not going to be your ordinary Christmas film.

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I am just saying.

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Next!

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PIANO MUSIC

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Yeah, that was indeed Hank's audition

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for the school Christmas play.

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And I'm thinking, if he can get away with that, then...

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# Rudolph the red nose reindeer

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# Had a very shiny nose. #

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NEXT!

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But I haven't...

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-I said next!

-Oh, man!

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So, maybe Hank and I aren't the next big superstars.

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But thankfully, there is some awesome musical talent in this film.

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# Made my list

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# Hoping Santa hears my wish. #

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No, not Frankie! Definitely NOT Frankie!

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Who's he into now?

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Hayden Chase. She's basically a hairspray that can sing.

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# All I need to make it right

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# Is to see your face tonight. #

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# Whoa-oa! #

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Move over, Beyonce, cos that girl can sing!

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And since it's Christmas, we can't be too hard on Hank.

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After all, he's competing for attention with gherkins.

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What?!

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Gherkins!

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No!

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Right, um...

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Where are the gherkins?

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I need some gherkins.

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Here you go, my love. Don't panic.

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Mum gets these weird cravings.

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Mangoes, mushy peas, fish skin...

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Right now, it's gherkins. Can't get enough of them.

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And I thought I was weird!

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That's right, Hank's about to have a new brother.

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So that explains Mrs Zipzer's oddball behaviour this time around.

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But what's her excuse for this?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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SHE SHRIEKS

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mrs Z!

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What would Father Christmas say?!

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Wow, after all that Christmas commotion,

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I think we could all use a nice singsong.

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Altogether now!

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# Rudolph the red nose reindeer

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# Had a very shiny nose! #

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Oh, not you again, Tee Cee! Next!

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Oh, man!

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Nice work, Tee Cee!

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Accept a virtual high-five from me.

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But now, I think it's time we heard from you talented lot!

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It's this week's 15 second fans.

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My favourite show is The Next Step

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and The Dumping Ground, because I love to dance!

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And The Next Step, I love it,

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because it's just got so much drama!

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Belting!

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Hi. My favourite thing on CBBC

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is Whoops I Missed The Bus,

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cos it's very funny, and I get to tell jokes at school.

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Bye!

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I love you, CBBC!

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Excellent work!

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My name is Freya, and my favourite TV shows would have to be

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The Next Step, Horrible Histories,

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Deadly 60, and Hetty Feather.

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And in fact, actually, I love them ALL,

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because you learn new stuff,

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they're full of drama, and they're really funny.

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Good job!

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-Our favourite show is...

-BOTH:

-..so Awkward!

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My favourite character is Mr Malone...

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And my favourite character is Lily Hampton.

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BOTH: Goodbye, CBBC!

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Bravo!

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But now, we want to hear about your favourite CBBC moment of 2016.

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Whether it was Blinkbot's reveal or the whole of So Awkward,

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just record 15 seconds telling us all about it,

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and upload it through the Whoops web page.

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Quick, get your skates on!

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We're off to a winter wonderland with the Ice Stars.

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It's the annual Christmas skate, and they've even brought presents.

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I hope there's a mince pie!

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MUSIC: Rather Be by Clean Bandit ft Jess Glynne

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Me and Lauren are just getting ready to go to

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a Christmas skate with all the skaters from the ice rink.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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Let's remind me never to go into a career in hairdressing.

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THEY LAUGH

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Lauren's done my hair and make up.

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What are you doing?

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It's not even touching my eyes.

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And she's found out that that's not what she wants to do for a job.

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Maybe I wanted to do it, I'm just not very good at it!

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We're ready to go!

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# N-n-no, no, no

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# No place I'd rather be

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# N-n-no, no, no,

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# No place I'd rather be

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# N-n-no, no, no

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# No place I'd rather be

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# When I am with you

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# There's no place I'd rather be. #

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When I walked in and I saw you in a Christmas jumper,

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I felt really out of place,

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because I thought loads of people would be in here,

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-but it's just you.

-Yeah, I know.

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Let's go!

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Faster, faster, then! Ah!

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I've been trying to chase Charlie, but he keeps telling me to go away.

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Oh, I think that was sick!

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Yay!

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It's nice to have fun.

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And not do homework.

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This is my cool friend.

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I think we're showing off a little bit,

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but synchro's all about showing off, isn't it?

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Synchro were doing the spinning around on the floor thing,

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and then figure were jumping,

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and then hockey were going really fast,

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and we are just kind of milling around,

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because we didn't really have anything

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that looked that impressive.

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Becky!

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-Yeah?

-Shall we do presents?

-OK.

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-Merry Christmas!

-Merry Christmas.

-Thank you.

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It's getting very Christmassy

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on Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-up,

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so you know what that means?

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Time for those Christmas tunes!

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I think I actually prefer that version.

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And finally, it's time to get ready to enjoy some festive,

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oh-so-Christmassy...

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..bucket of gunge?

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No, I was going to say mince pies.

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Or at least Brussels sprouts!

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Now, there are five sprouts in there.

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You need to get them out of this lumpy, lumpy gravy.

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Ooh, they do have sprouts! Maybe I can join in.

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I'm one of those strange people who actually likes sprouts,

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so any challenge involving this

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delicious, green, underrated vegetable

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shouldn't be too difficult.

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People can never just eat food nicely on these shows, can they?

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OK, then.

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This is the best challenge ever!

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And this episode has two of my favourite guest appearances.

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You've probably already guessed one by now.

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All right?

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I mean, yes, Hacker is great.

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I did actually mean The Vamps.

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# All night, no sleep

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# Cos I feel like I'm always dreaming... #

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And, of course...

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

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Yes, um, Hacker, too!

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But I did actually mean Olly Murs.

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Last year, I met you down at X Factor,

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and you gave me this T-shirt,

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which I absolutely love.

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Yeah, um, let's not tell Hacker that I forgot to include him in this, OK?

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How very dare you, Myles?

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Speaking of favourite things,

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which 100% definitely includes Hacker as well,

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Sam gets creative with cake.

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He's eating the cake!

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And cut.

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LAUGHTER

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You all right, mate?

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OK?

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-Bit salty, innit?

-Yeah! Wowzers!

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This is a brilliant idea from Sam.

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This could even give Rank The Prank some competition.

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This is the final episode.

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That's right, we're going out with a bang.

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Look at that reaction!

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But next time, please don't waste cake.

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Everyone knows that if you've got cake,

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you've got to treat it carefully,

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like it's very, very precious.

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And luckily, I don't have the budget to explode cake.

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I have had a brainwave, though.

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How about combining it to make a Brussels sprout gravy cake?

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Mm. Santa, I know exactly what I want for Christmas.

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Brussels sprout gravy cake. That sounds delicious.

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My Life, in case you haven't seen it...

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And if not, why not?

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'Oh, sorry, I was busy.' All right.

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It follows the lives of lots of children,

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each with their own story to share.

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And the latest episode deals with the School Of Rock musical,

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and how the kids went about getting their parts in the show.

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I got the part of Katie.

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I was so excited. My mum came rushing down the stairs

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and just said, "You've got the part!"

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And it's just, wow!

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That has given me a memory. When I...

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I've just remembered, I was in a musical once.

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Not like, a West End performance.

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Dead-end.

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I forgot my line while I was singing,

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and just had to make it up.

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# Ba da, ba da

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# All the rest of the words to this song

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# Ba da da These are the words I'm singing. #

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And no-one noticed, because I had such a beautiful voice,

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people just got lost in it.

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They just got taken to that place, you know?

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The My Life documentary about that performance

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is me just staring into the camera, just whispering,

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"Help, help, help."

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# To the song, ba da da.. #

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"Help me!"

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# These are the words I'm singing, Words I'm saying, words. #

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The kids in this episode of My Life, much better.

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And they're much younger. That happened to me last week.

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# Ba da da. #

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The kids in School Of Rock do a lot of research,

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as well, for their big... It is, cos it's like, a big deal.

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So they go out of their way to like, make sure

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they know what it's going to be like.

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The West End is full of productions starring children...

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..from Matilda to Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

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Right now, I am going to meet

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two of the Charlies from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.

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Wait, two Charlies?

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Two Charlies And The Chocolate Factory? Is that the sequel?

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Two Charlies up there, just both...

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Both inside one big jumper.

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"I've got the golden ticket."

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"Actually, mate, I think you'll find that's mine."

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No, of course not.

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Do not be such a silly goose all the time, Myles.

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A lot of the times in shows, they just have...

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Sometimes they have more than one actor playing the same part.

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That was another thing that happened to me in the musical I was doing.

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I was playing the main part every other day,

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turned up on Monday, the other guy was doing it.

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Turned up on Friday, the other guy was still doing it.

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Then it turned out I wasn't even in the musical and it was just a dream.

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-You've got to keep it whilst you young, aren't you?

-Definitely.

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Cos when you're young, you have, like,

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a matter of, like, five years to do it.

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And then, when you're, like...

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When your voice breaks, until, like, 20,

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there'll hardly be any jobs, will there?

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I'm 20, so that's...

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That's encouraging.

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But apart from those daunting realisations, My Life is very good.

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The show.

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With time running out, and everyone really tired,

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even our director, Lawrence, is feeling the pressure.

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Guys, please, learn your lines!

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We open, like, in a week.

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I'm very excited to follow up to My Life.

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Your Life, where it's just someone standing on a street corner,

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just pointing at people, trying to guess.

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"You're a doctor? You're, maybe, a...bird trainer?"

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No cameras, either. It's just a dream, again.

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I can't believe I didn't get the main part, when I was younger.

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Such a talented fellow! Great work, old chum.

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Now, then, get your jotters and pencils at the ready for a pop quiz.

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You must correctly identify the following CBBC personalities.

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It's time for Guess Whom?

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Bog off and I never want to see you again!

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Guess whom?

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Oh, why don't you all just bog off?!

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Uh-huh! I am Tracy Beaker!

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My name's Ruby-Lou, and I'm eight years old.

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Guess whom?

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I was Emily from The Next Step.

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Today, we are meeting ten-year-old Zack,

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who has a broken leg.

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Guess whom?

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Earlier, Jamie came into the emergency department

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with a sore neck.

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Let's find out what the doctors do next!

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I am Dr Chris from Operation Ouch!

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Ten out of ten, full marks all round!

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Do you have an impressive CBBC impression?

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Well, we'd like to see it.

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Record your impression, remembering to reveal who you were,

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and send it to us through the Whoops web page.

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Guess whom?

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Now, I've been cooking up a surprise all day and it's finally ready,

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so grab a spoon and get stuck into this delicious lot.

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It's all the best bits from CBBC this week.

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Bon appetit!

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What is the name of this popular Christmas song?

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Do you know, Mrs B?

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# Oh, when the snowman brings the snow

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# The snowman brings...

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-# La la la la... #

-LAUGHTER

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It's a timed round!

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-Do you want to pass?

-Pass!

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It's I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day!

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Sorry!

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OUT OF TUNE: # I wish it could be Christmas every day

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# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. #

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LAUGHTER

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OK, Laura?

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# Oh, I wish it could be Christmas every day. #

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If I take that bauble off the tree,

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the tree will fall down. Watch this, Karim!

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Watch this! If I touch it, I bet it falls down.

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Give it another go.

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Touch the bauble and the tree falls...

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-Just...

-Maybe one more.

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-Just...

-One more.

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Yeah, no, didn't work.

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-Karim?

-Yeah?

-Just throw it to Scream Street, will you?

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-I'm so embarrassed.

-Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying, what?

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-Just throw to the show.

-What? What are you saying?

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-Just throw to Scream Street, cos the tree didn't...

-Oh!

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I'm really... I've shown myself right up here.

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Yeah, you should be a bit embarrassed.

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I'm a little bit ashamed of myself.

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Put the brakes on that emotional farewell, cos we may be out of time,

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but YOU can catch all this lot and even more on the CBBC iPlayer.

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Is that bus driving off again?

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Mayday, Mayday, can anyone hear me? I've missed the bus!

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Can someone tell my nana I'm going to be late for bingo?

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