Episode 37 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

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All aboard! Cos we're off to CBBC Town and it's going to be epic.

So goggles on, turn the volume up and prepare to boogie.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus. Tee Cee is doing this...

# Jelly on my milk

# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

..Laura's gone a bit bananas...

Yellow, mellow piece of fruit, turn this banana into a boot.

..and Annabelle takes on the Chatterbox Challenge.

-I was going to be a farmer...

-Baa!

-..with a motorcycle.

Introducing the hippest, techiest, rag-tag team of vloggers here

to keep you up to date on all the latest CBBC gold.

Today, I'm actually going to give a three-hour lecture

on the history of the vlog.

Ahem, the vlog...

It's a vlog.

Up first, this girl has been glued to the TV,

pondering the ins and outs of Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

It's terrific Tee Cee.

Whoopsters, there's only one show

that truly knows how to get us ready for the weekend.

It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

Yes! Come on!

Has this boy prepared his solo dance routine?

You see? Even he's lost for words about this show.

On second thought, he may just feel slightly awkward that out of nowhere

a camera is zooming in closer to his face.

Has Tee Cee brushed her teeth squeaky clean?

Is Tee Cee going to eat all of her vegetables?

Did you kiss your mum goodnight, young lady?

Yeah, that would be awkward. But nowhere near as awkward as this.

# I love chicken jelly

# Chicken jelly goes in my belly

# Chicken jelly, when it cooks

# Tastes really smelly Like my foot. #

Just random food combinations?

Really, really weird, but I like it.

# I got honey on my pizza

# Honey on my pizza

# And jelly on my milk

# J-j-jelly on my milk

# I got honey on my pizza

# Honey on my pizza

# And jelly on my milk

# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

Jeez! That is a hit. That is... That is a hit right there. Mm-mm!

And who said that was weird? Who?

Er, you did, Tee Cee.

All right, voiceover man, you can stop distracting me now.

Speaking of which...

HE PLAYS TROMBONE BADLY

Time out! Is it even possible to build a card tower with that racket?

TROMBONE PLAYS BADLY

Honestly, they really are wind-up merchants on this show.

(I guess that explains the title.)

At least after all the madness, fun and games,

the show always ends in great musical style.

But right now, to play us out,

it's the lovely, awesome Ward Thomas.

I, erm, do apologise,

I believe Sam mentioned the wrong musical act there.

How embarrassing!

But right now, to play us out, it's the lovely, awesome...

Tee Cee!

# I got honey on my pizza

# Honey on my pizza

# And jelly on my milk

# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

Believe me when I say I'm doing a celebratory dance in your honour.

But who's that jigging towards us in a conga-like fashion?

It's this week's 15-Second Fans.

Hi, CBBC.

Our favourite show is The Dumping Ground and our favourite

characters is, mine's Sasha...

And mine's Tee.

We like the drama...

And the people in it.

Well done.

I like watching The Dog Ate My Homework because it's got lots

of silly things in it and it's got a new thing -

if they get three answers wrong, then they fall into a bin.

Nice one!

My favourite show on CBBC is the Junior Bake Off because

the girls and boys make cakes which are really,

really scrummy and I love scrummy things, like unicorns.

Well done!

My two favourite shows are The Next Step and The Dumping Ground.

In The Dumping Ground, I love it, because it is funny,

exciting, and my two favourite characters are Tyler and Floss.

The Next Step, my favourite two characters are West and Giselle.

Thank you, CBBC! Bye!

Great work, old beans!

If you'd like to tell us what

you love about CBBC, just record

your own 15-second vlog and send it

to us through the Whoops web page.

But hark, somebody call a doctor, cos there's a serous case of

the Chatterboxes going round

and Dumping Ground star Annabelle has caught it!

Oh, what hilarious horror is this?

Hi, I'm Annabelle Davis and I play Sasha Bellman on

The Dumping Ground, and this is my CBBC Chatterbox Challenge.

Red. Five.

I'm going to choose number six.

What did you want to be when you were younger?

-Ah, funny thing, I used to want to be a farmer...

-Baa!

-...with a motorcycle.

-ENGINE REVS

I don't do either of those.

Let's go for orange.

Number one.

And I'm going to choose number five.

Can you say your name backwards?

I actually tried this the other week.

Lebanna.

Which I actually really like. Sounds a bit Spanish.

-LEBANNA PLAYS BACKWARDS

-Annabelle. Annabelle.

Lebanna. Ooh!

Red.

Number eight.

Let's do seven.

Right, phone the most famous person on your phone and get them

to say "cheeseburger!"

That's amazing!

I don't think I have a lot of famous people on my phone.

Let's have a look.

Who have we got?

Erm... So, I'm going to ring my dad...

..and try and get him to say the word cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger... Which is really funny,

because he doesn't like cheeseburgers.

He always asks for it without the cheese.

Going to be interesting.

Hello, you all right?

So, basically, I'm really hungry.

This is really hard!

Nothing. Anyway...

Yeah, don't know, just...

No, you know when...

Basically, cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger. Yeah.

Basically, you know you guys,

you always ask for it without the cheese,

but it's a cheeseburger.

What am I doing?

Yeah, you know...

Repeat what I'm saying - cheeseburger.

Thank you! Yay.

The Art Ninja, you know the deal - he's making art and he's

using his ninja skills while he's at it.

Isn't that the most half-hearted karate chop

you've ever seen from a ninja?

It's nothing special now, that's just a part of his routine.

Anyway, Art Ninja.

I hang out with my mates, Gavin, Michelle, Rich...

And Myles, potentially.

Myles, the Art...er, Ninja.

No, I need my own speciality. But what can I do?

What can I offer Ricky? I did these hand puppets.

How did these socks find their way on to my hand?

They're not the... These aren't the puppets.

I could be Myles the Art, er, Giver of Advice.

The crowd goes wild!

That is good, but is it too big for an art piece?

Straight away, I'm thinking,

"Is that going to fit on a wall? Is that going to fit in a frame?"

It doesn't even fit in an art gallery, probably, it's that big.

I know, I'm going to make...

The Art Ninja flickball game.

Got an old pizza box here.

And it's going to become my pitch.

I have already eaten today. All right.

Hello, yeah, could I order a pizza, please?

No toppings for me, no. Could I have it without a base as well, please?

If you just give me the box, that'll be fine.

You all right, mate?

-Got your pizza.

-Yeah!

-What are you doing?

It's just exciting.

Hello, can I have another pizza, please?

Yes, I did just call a second ago.

He shoots...

Goal!

As great as that piece is, I'm not sure how much that's going to

teach Ricky about football, cos he's more sort of just...

It's just flicking practice, really.

-Goal!

-Give something else a go.

Today, for the animation, I've got a really, really big idea.

Rich, no!

That was close!

Just a normal Saturday with Ricky, playing around with animation,

turning his friends into giants.

And the trick here is to make it look like the two are interacting.

Which I'd love to try, but I'm actually...

I think I'm just running late for something.

Oh, no.

That's awkward. Fix that.

All right, carry on.

Oh, no, it's happened again. Why am I a giant now for some reason?

All right, I came back inside after accidentally turning into a giant.

Art Ninja, have fun, just be careful you don't step on any tiny,

tiny cities.

The Worst Witch is full of spells and magic.

I'm loving this series, but surely, she can't be the WORST witch, right?

I mean, how bad do you have to be?

Ready to attempt the triple backflip?

Triple backflip?!

You can do it!

OK, here goes.

Aaaaah!

THUD Oh...

All right, things did get off to a bad start with Mildred,

but I'm sure she can make things better

with a spell in her next class.

I would like you to demonstrate a simple animal transformation

by turning this mouse...

into a frog.

Ah, a transformation spell, simple.

I've been practising my own magic skills,

so I'm going to give it a go.

Where's my wand?

I can't find my wand, but this wooden spoon will do.

Let's say I want to turn this boot into an iguana. Easy-peasy.

A banana. Not exactly what I wanted.

Makes sense, as I used a cooking spoon instead of a wand, though.

How do I get my boot back now?

Maybe Mildred has better luck than me.

One and all will be agog

when you see before you a f...

SHE COUGHS ..hog.

I think there's going to be some consequences to this.

Maybe Ethel will be really mean and call her names.

In pond or lake or swampy bog,

from this day you live as a frog!

FROG CROAKS

Or turn her into a frog?! I did not see that coming.

OK, I know who can help her - Maud and Enid.

Oh, maybe they'll use a magical detection spell

to work out what's happened.

Oh, or a lie detection spell on Ethel.

Or... Sweeping? This is no time for housework, Maud.

Dusting.

For prints.

Ah, makes sense now.

Ethel transformed you, didn't she?

FROG CROAKS

As much sense as a room full of people talking to a frog.

It makes it exciting, though. What's next, talking cats? Talking llamas?

Talking bananas? Hmm...

Tiny frog?

Tiny frog.

But everything works out OK - Mildred isn't a frog any more,

she doesn't get eaten by a cat and the teachers realise she can do

a pretty cool multi-transformation spell.

And I've worked out what I was doing wrong. Watch.

Yellow, mellow piece of fruit, turn this banana into a boot.

Great, how have I turned MYSELF into a banana?

But on the plus side, I'd get an A+ in transformation class.

Nice work, Madame Laura, good vlogging.

But shift over now, cos it's time to pass the baton

to our young impressionists.

It's time to play...

# Oh, there's nothing finer

# It's the Great Wall of China. #

Guess Whom?

# Great Wall of China

# As walls go there's nothing finer. #

I was Ed Petrie from All Over The Place Asia.

Come on, Penfold! We've got to go!

Guess Whom?

Come on, Penfold.

He's not going to get his Danger Agent Grade Two badge this way,

I'm afraid.

I was being Danger Mouse from Danger Mouse.

I'm doing visual arts here.

I call this piece A Rose Among The Thorns.

Guess Whom?

It's for a piece called A Rose Among The Thorns.

That was Chloe from Dixi.

That was the best thing my eyes have ever seen!

Get your own impressions of your favourite CBBC presenter

or character sent in to us quick and remember to tell us who you were

at the end of the video.

Guess Whom?

Prepare for the most epic of mash-ups, cos on its way next,

it's a jaw-dropping, eye-popping,

mild-melting montage of all the best bits from CBBC this week.

# Jai Singh

# I built observatories known as Jantar Mantars

# So we could take measurements of the sun and stars

# The most elaborate is right here in Jaipur

# And it was built back in 1734

# Jai Singh

# There are 19 astronomical instruments

# We use to forecast cosmological events

# They measure time and track the stars way out in space

# You'll find the viewers prefer to gaze at my face. #

Now it is time for Flambe Circus.

Before that, please remember, do not try this at home.

# I think with my heart and I move with my head

# I open my mouth and it's something I've read

# I stood at this door before I'm told

# But a part of me knows that I'm growing too old

# Confused what I thought with something I felt

# Confused what I feel with something that's real. #

Greg and his colleagues have the sharks safely in boxes

and Struan and Ella are snorkelling on the surface to get

a grandstand view of the release.

And there they go!

Two young sharks are about to make their way in the big, wide ocean.

Two more sharks in the sea! Yes!

# Tune in on Monday if you're a Lost & Found fan

# Luke is sad because the band lost their van

# On Tuesday Got What It Takes is back

# Lauren Platt and David Tench sing some tracks

# On Wednesday, we have The Worst Witch on your screens

# Will Mildred and Enid ruin Ethel's schemes?

# On Thursday, Blue Peter's at the usual time

# And the gang are loved up Making Valentine's, yeah

# On Friday, we have The Dumping Ground

# And Jody plays Cupid where love is found, ound, ound. #

Now, I've got just enough time to do some stretches

before disco pump class. And into the splits...

Whoa! Oh, no!

Driver, wait up! I can't walk home like this!

Has anyone got any spare leggings?