Episode 10 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Fire up the rocket and grab your spacesuits,

because we're going out of this world.

Yes, that's right, CBBC fans, it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

Blast off! We've got a Next Step exclusive...

Maybe if I go down the bridge of the nose.

..you lovely lot have been doing this...

I may be a rat but I'm a poet at heart.

..and Rhys is up to something magical.

Ah, ah! Ow.

Somewhere in the universe you'll find

my Auntie Doris eating carrot cake,

but you'll also find our resident vloggers, Laura, Tee Cee and Rhys.

All right, which one of you took my trousers? Come on, own up!

Now, get your dancing shoes on because Laura's watched

the whole of The Next Step just in case you missed summat.

I know, she's good, isn't she? Take it away, milady.

The Next Step is nearly at an end but if you've missed any of it,

let's grand jete back to the start and see what happened.

The series kicked off with Alfie and Riley aka Ralfie, kissing,

and things are awkward.

After seeing Alfie and Riley kiss,

I don't even want to be in the same room as him.

Riley calls James to talk about what happened,

hoping he doesn't pick up.

Hey. Hey. I thought you would be sleeping.

But in true Next Step style, this happened.

No, I'm awake. Let's talk, then. Face-to-face.

After lots of staring into the middle distance

and avoiding everyone, Riley decides that she and James have to break up.

So you're breaking up with me, Riley? Yes.

Like that, Jiley are no more.

A moment's silence, please.

Back to Ralfie and Jiley,

the boys are meeting for the first time since the kiss.

So, we should...we should talk. Yeah, we should talk.

Well, this is very civilised.

Walk away right now!

Well, that turned quickly! I'm not surprised James is upset, though.

I need you to dance at the qualifier. With Alfie.

Yes. You're unbelievable.

James stays and rehearsals begin. This can only go...wrong.

It'll go wrong.

Urk! If this wasn't awkward enough, Riley has to choose between Alfie

and James to do a solo. But who will she pick?

Alfie? James? Neither?

Riley, you need to make a decision right now.

Right now, right now. I can't.

Neither. So...

I can't believe Skylar is doing this.

I guess now it's all up to her.

Does she really stand a chance at winning?

The winning team, moving forward to regionals, is...

The Next Step!

Yes, we won!

James! Ella?

What are the odds?

Ella is back and she just happens to sit down

at the same bench as James - in London.

Does anyone else want to throw in any more drama?

It's obvious that he still loves you.

Oh.

Yep, thank Ella.

Still desperate to win over Riley, Alfie has a plan.

Meet me at the airport.

Bring your passport and pack for a couple of days.

Will she fly away with him? I hope she makes a decision this time.

It's the Bangers Mashups finals! Finally.

This competition has been going on forever

and Eldon is impressing everyone.

I think he's going to win the heat.

He is leaving it all on the floor. Or not.

Fuego Fuego wins that round!

It's OK, Laura, they've still got another chance. They can do this.

James really needs something to motivate him into winning, but what?

What are you doing here? I love you.

It's always been you. I'll always love you

and I'm so sorry for what I did,

but you're going to have to find a way to forgive me.

Is Riley enough motivation?

I've never seen James dance like this before.

He's unstoppable.

And...

The winner is...

..The Next Step!

Yes!

Don't think about Alfie, don't think about Alfie.

In my heart, I know it's over.

I thought about Alfie.

Time for regionals, but it's off to a bad start.

I'm not coming back.

And now Michelle can't do the solo.

You guys must not have read the rules properly.

Your soloist will be determined by whomever's name

you pull out of this envelope.

But fear not, Sloane is stepping in to save the day.

Me? No, no.

Yes, yes, yes! But wait, what's happening?

The Next Step dancer is disqualified.

Disqualified?!

So, Sloane used choreography and is out of the competition.

I hope there's someone to console her for her mistake.

I've always loved LaTroy. Hearing that he loves me too

makes everything that happened today worth it.

With Sloane out, it's up to the trio to bring it back for The Next Step.

But there are worrying times ahead

when Michelle has pushed herself to the limit.

I'm feeling a little light-headed.

In one of the biggest shocks of the series,

James has gone to visit a familiar face.

We need to talk.

Ah! Wouldn't it be great if he returned?

Alfie?

He's returned! Eee!

So, what does this mean for the final?

Will The Next Step win the regionals?

Will Alfie help them to victory?

Will my heart rate recover from all this drama?

Whee! I'm going to miss these when it's all over.

That was a lot of drama, wasn't it?

Oh, and speaking of drama, you lot have been telling us

what you love about your favourite channel.

It's the 15 Second Fans.

My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step.

I can relate to all the dancers because I'm a dancer.

Nice one. My favourite shows on CBBC are The Next Step

because of the dancing, Jamie Johnson because of the drama,

and 4 O'Clock Club because of their rapping.

And I love CBBC, all of their shows,

but they are my three favourite shows. Well done.

I like CBBC because they have Jamie Johnson on it,

which is full of football and drama.

I also like Officially Amazing because it's full of world records.

Cracking! My favourite shows are Millie Inbetween and So Awkward -

Millie Inbetween because I love the drama

and So Awkward because it always makes me laugh.

Bye!

If you want to see your lovely face on the telly,

just record your 15 second mini vlog all about CBBC

and send it to us through the Whoops web page.

I command you, do it now!

Now, do you want to see a Next Step exclusive, hmm?

Oh, go on, then, you've twisted my arm.

Oh, OK, you've twisted it a bit too far now. Ouch! Ow!

All right, stop it. Enjoy.

All right, you won this one, you won this one.

No?

SHE LAUGHS

Nothing, nothing.

I got you!

Go.

No!

I'm almost there.

No... Eh...

Maybe if I go down the bridge of the nose.

Argh!

I won!

No, you haven't. Oh, was it? It's really good.

You've got that chocolate all over your face!

Cheers.

I love magic. I love how mysterious it is.

I love how it takes everything you know about reality

and then just shatters it, completely breaks it apart.

So naturally, I love Now You See It, and its concept is simple -

it shows a bunch of videos from around the world

of various magicians doing tricks and pranks.

Sort of like a Whoops I Missed The Bus for magic.

Whoops I Missed The Wand!

Even the animals are loving it. Ball into cup, very bog-standard.

But with just a little shake, open the cup, the ball's not there.

The magic has certainly come a long way from the classic card tricks

and the pulling a rabbit out of a hat - that's a giraffe.

They've also moved onto biscuits.

Watch that piece of patisserie very carefully.

Amazing. Its reflection's pink but it stayed yellow.

That's pretty impressive, considering the only thing

I know how to do with biscuits is make them disappear. Come on, do it!

You're ugly!

Boo-hoo-hoo, that's so mean!

DISAPPEAR. Get it?

You thought I was just going to eat a biscuit, didn't you?

I'm not that transparent.

Some of these tricks are pretty unbelievable,

like this guy who made a giant cruise ship appear out of nowhere.

The Duke.

The Duke is a clipper ship, OK?

Visualise yourself on the ship, OK?

One, two, three...

Cabaret! Cabaret, now!

Right there! Whoa.

I can't lie, these are some impressive magicians,

but do you know what? Us Whoopsters have a few tricks up our...

Oh, should have worn longer sleeves.

'Tis I, The Great Rhys And His Amazing Cardigan,

complete with sleeves.

I, The Great Rhys And His Amazing Cardigan,

will now make this car disappear.

Ha-ha-ha...

You're supposed to drive away!

I can't drive. You should have said!

I did. Oh, yeah.

Bit of a snag with that last trick

but I'm sure there's plenty of others I can imitate.

What else is there?

Well, this one's cutting a Pink Lady in half.

OK. Ah, ah!

Ow! Next.

No, next.

Come on!

Nooo!

Are there any other tricks that don't involve, you know,

vehicles falling on me?

Plus, I can't hide them in my sleeves.

Well, that one looks interesting, so...here goes.

Did it work?

Rats! I knew it.

What on earth do you look like?

Eh, a character from Candyland.

It's the new trend. Apparently everyone's doing it.

Are you ready to see what you are wearing on your wedding day?

We're so ready. You can open your eyes on the count of three.

One, two, three!

Wedding day, dressed as candy royals?

Now the trend makes sense! There's only one show that could

turn a traditional day into a chocolate factory.

Junior Bake Off.

No! Marrying Mum And Dad. It's back, with...

# Sweets, glorious sweets! #

It was me.

# And teeth, inglorious...teeth. #

Whoopsters, I'm telling you,

it's not an official CBBC summer without a bit of MMAD.

Plus, it always reminds me of my own dream wedding one day. Oh!

I do.

Did you find it? Have you found the key?

Aww...

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

for parents n this show.

Poor Mum and Dad. Ha! Not.

You'll never catch me rooting through a bowl of custard for a key

on my wedding day. Mm-mm.

Found it!

Now to unlock the key to Candyland.

What the...? Handyland?

But this isn't even edible!

Speaking of edible, can someone warn Ed that he may want to

calm down on his candy consumption?

It's going to be amazing.

Sweets for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Ever think you might want to...?

Seriously, go easy on that.

Eating sweets, knowing I'm going to Candyland.

Naomi too? Guys, I need to warn you that...

Your teeth look disgusting!

Well, I couldn't have said it better myself.

And now I suddenly have the urge to...

Tremendous vlogging, but now it's time to play a game

that will one day win me an award, probably.

Maybe not. It's time for...

Saving is what I do, Penfold.

Saving the world's what I do, Penfold.

I was Danger Mouse.

The only reason you didn't get the part is cos you're rubbish.

Rubbish at acting, rubbish at make-up,

rubbish at everything!

The only reason you didn't get the part was because you're rubbish.

You're rubbish at acting, you're rubbish at make-up,

you're rubbish at everything!

I'm being Floss from The Dumping Ground

when she gets the part in the commercial.

I may be a rat but I'm a poet at heart.

Now, what rhymes with that?

I may be a rat but I'm a poet at heart.

Now, what rhymes with that?

I was being Rattus Rattus from...

# Horrible Histories. #

If you can do a fan-tazzle-tastic CBBC impression, get it on camera.

Send it through the Whoops web page and you could be on the telly.

Oh, and don't forget, you must tell us who you were.

Guess Whom?

Now, if I was trying to impress you,

I'd show you the best bits from this week's CBBC,

and because I'm trying to impress you,

here's the best bits from this week's CBBC. Ha-ha!

Yes, asking the questions today, it's Jeremy Paxman.

Oh, it's Kathleen, look.

It's me, I'm going to be playing the role of Jeremy Paxman...

Hey, Kathleen, Jeremy PaxWOMAN.

Yeah, I suppose I am!

We have got Cat and James as our contestants today.

Are they ignorant fools?

I'll sneer at them either way, like Paxwoman would.

So, I'm going to show you a picture and you have to tell me

which animal you'd think this is. Let's go!

I think that was a guinea pig. Let's find out if you're right.

I'm afraid it was... No! It was a local hamster.

I wouldn't go to their vets!

Hola, I am famous artist Pablo Picasso,

and I don't take cash with me anywhere.

I beg your pardon, sir.

That is because I pay for everything with masterpiece.

With masterpiece, I don't have to pay for anything.

That is because drawings by me are simply priceless.

Your tip.

Merci.

This time, she's placed the cups further apart

so there's less chance of her feet disturbing the other eggs.

Could this revolutionary tactic help her dip below

that magical 27-second mark?

This looks fast, but she can't afford any mistakes.

HORN HONKS

Oh, they're all in!

That was your fastest attempt. OK.

It was a time of 20...

..5.45, it's a brand-new Guinness World Records title!

Oh, yes!

Claudia never gave up and finally has a world record to prove it.

EGGS-traordinary scenes!

Time's up, but there's tonnes more exciting CBBC to watch,

so head on over to the CBBC iPlayer for excitement,

jaw-dropping drama and lols aplenty.

As for me, time to mosey on out of here.

Hang on, no, wait! Come back, madam!

Auntie Doris, you couldn't give us a piggyback, could you?