Episode 9 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

DING-DING!

Round up your BFFs and turn up the TV,

cos we're off on an action-packed adventure through this week's CBBC.

It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, by gum.

What are these familiar faces up to?

This is the place to be.

-BOTH:

-It's the CBBC Summer Social.

And you lot are making a right good impression.

# Stupid deaths, stupid deaths

# Hope next time it's not you! #

We've got an exclusive of Tracy Beaker watching Tracy Beaker.

SORRY!

Seven days of CBBC in one epic episode.

What more could you wish for?

Perhaps the very best vloggers around? Myles and Laura!

I like to think that vlogger

stands for "very lovely, oblong, great, green, epic rock star"!

Yep, works for me.

And now we've got no time to lose,

so our first vlogger is primed and ready to get us giggling.

Without further ado, let's hear it for the one, the only Myles!

# Dancing and dancing

# And talking about dancing

# It could only be The Next Step. #

Next Step. Next Step.

Let's see what they could possibly be up to.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Dancing.

Hm...

And they are through to regionals.

I'm doing a dance myself, I'm so excited.

Too much energy for this early in the morning.

Through to regionals, that's with LaTroy, Amy, Riley, Michelle.

I picked Michelle as our soloist,

because winning the first round is very important.

We can't leave anything to chance.

Not Chance, though. Sorry, Chance.

But I trust in Riley because they're The Next Step.

And I've got a feeling

they're going to be totally prepared for the first round.

I can't believe this.

Now we're totally unprepared for the first round.

I should stop saying things before clips. It's like bad luck.

Everything's going to be OK, though. Everyone's ready for this.

This is my first competition on A-Troupe.

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

So that's Sloane. She's doing the solo now.

No, no, no!

Not happy. That's because the dance competition,

they were the ones who had the say.

They were the ones who randomly selected the person

that would be doing the solo freestyle.

MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY

Freest... I think it's called freestyle because...

I don't know... You wouldn't pay to see it?

Sloane isn't the dancer I would have chosen.

All right, we get it. She can hear you saying that, Riley.

The talking head interviews don't just exist in an invisible world

where no-one can hear you. Sloane can watch CBBC.

You'll do great, Sloane, OK?

"As long as you don't hear all the

"stuff I said to camera just before this bit."

'I think Miles has been talking too long. He talks too much.

'Of course there's dancing.' Mate, I can hear... I can hear you!

'Also, he needs a haircut.'

Let's see how Sloane has got on.

Yeah, let's see how Sloane got on with her sol...

He's got a good point. Let's see how Sloane with on the solo.

And, moving forward...

-..The Next Step!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, after all that worry about the solo dance...

That's my solo dance.

If I was randomly selected, I'm sorry, guys, we've lost.

Sloane did her freestyle and it actually went really well.

Until further notice, The Next Step dancer

is disqualified.

-What?

-What?!

Ooh!

I need to stop saying the things before the clips.

The opposite always ends up happening.

Oh, I'm going. See you later, guys.

# It could only be the Next Step. #

I'm getting a lot of weird looks out here.

Lovely work. Oh, you're a vlogspert indeed.

But, wait, what's that sound?

Yes, it's our latest, greatest rabble of 15 Second Fans!

Hi, Whoops I Missed The Bus,

my favourite TV shows on CBBC are The Next Step,

because there's lots of dancing and drama,

The Dumping Ground, because there's lots of drama,

and Whoops I Missed The Bus cos it's obviously the best. Bye!

Nice one.

My favourite show is the Lost & Found Music Studios,

because it has a lot of drama and a lot of music, and I love music.

Well done.

My favourite CBBC show is Blue Peter,

because you can get all sorts of badges

and, if you do get a badge,

then you can go to over 100 attractions in the UK for free!

And because Lindsey Russell is in it, my favourite presenter.

Cracking!

My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step!

The Dumping Ground!

Because they're very, very dramatic,

and you never know what's going to happen next. Bye, CBBC.

And the award goes to...all of you!

Just remember little old me now you're famous, yeah?

But now it's your turn to tell us what you love about CBBC.

Just send in your 15-second vlog via the Whoops web page.

And now time for another worldwide Whoops exclusive.

We asked actress Dani Harmer to pop in the very first episode

of The Story Of Tracy Beaker. Just point your peepers at this.

Hi, I'm Dani Harmer, also known as Tracy Beaker,

and I am so excited

because I'm about to watch the first ever episode

of The Story Of Tracy Beaker for the first time in probably ten years.

So here we go.

MUSIC: Tracy Beaker Theme

Oh, look at that face. Still a great tune.

And you never let me eat sweets,

you're wimps about watching horror videos,

and your kitchen stunk of wet dog!

That is how you make an entrance.

..see you EVER AGAIN!

If you want me to have better luck, Mike, you should foster me yourself.

You'd get paid, and I'd be worth extra.

My favourite scenes were always my scenes with Mike,

cos I absolutely loved Mike and Tracy's relationship.

And this scene here was the first scene we ever filmed,

and I actually had to read this script in my audition as well.

-I'm Ben. Ben Batamabuze.

-Tracy Beaker.

This scene was really hard to shoot,

because we were just in the middle of a town centre,

so there were so many people just stopping and staring at us

that it took hours to shoot it.

I asked to be brought back!

You're just such a big, fat liar!

THEY SHOUT AND SCREAM

We had to rehearse that way before we started shooting,

because me and Chelsie, who played Louise,

were really, really good friends,

so we didn't actually want to hurt each other,

so the fight didn't look real at all.

But we got there in the end.

Imagining how you'd feel

if someone had broken something your mum had given you.

Oh, poor Tracy. She didn't mean to break the clock really.

SORRY!

DANI LAUGHS

OK?!

LAUGHTER

That has got to be the best apology ever.

I think I might try that one in the future.

SORRY!

-THROUGH LOUDHAILER:

-Tracy Beaker apologises

in front of all these witnesses.

Happy, Jenny?

I was actually really scared, standing on that car,

because I actually don't like heights,

and it doesn't look like much but it was actually a bit terrifying.

Welcome back, Tracy Beaker.

So that was me, Dani Harmer,

watching the first ever episode of The Story Of Tracy Beaker.

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

DING-DING!

-There's Zorbing.

-There's performing.

Yeah, this is the place to be.

BOTH: It's the CBBC Summer Social.

Hundreds of people have come here to Media City in Salford

to celebrate all things CBBC.

-BOTH: It's Ricky Martin.

-AKA Art Ninja.

Since you're the Art Ninja, can you teach us something about art?

Well, I would like to teach you how to draw the Art Ninja.

He's got a really big, like, round head, like an oval.

And then the eyes...

Not bad, not bad.

A little round circle up here. And then you need a little sash,

a couple of diagonal lines, like this.

A triangle out like that, and then go back on yourself, like that.

It's just the fingers.

And that is how you draw the Art Ninja, ninja-style.

Look, it's CBBC HQ, and they're filming live.

-It's Naomi Wilkinson from Marrying Mum and Dad.

-It's me!

-And Naomi's Nightmares of Nature.

-Yeah. And Wild & Weird too. Whoo!

We want to see how much you know about nature against us,

in a nature-off competition.

All insects have six legs.

Giraffes...like to eat acacia leaves.

A koala sleeps from 16 to 18 hours a day.

Giraffes sleep about two hours to just ten minutes.

A cat jumps up to seven times its tail length.

Giraffes can run up to 35mph.

-Waah!

-Waah!

It's not just CBBC celebs who are here today,

there also tons of brilliant authors.

It's Michael de Souza, who wrote the fantastic Rastamouse!

My main inspiration, I'll be honest with you, is children.

Cos I always want to do things,

to present to them fresh stuff that can create in interest for them.

BOTH: Cressida Cowell.

See what you know if this is.

"Me mamma nah like it yum-yum on de bum."

And that means, "My mother does not like to be bitten on the bottom."

THEY LAUGH

HONK-HONK!

Oh, it's such a shame that the Summer Social's coming to an end.

How awesome has it been, though? We've done literally everything.

-We're exhausted.

-Time to go home.

-BOTH: Until next time!

-Bye!

DING-DING!

There's a big dose of history fun facts and a lot of very puffy hair.

-SHE YAWNS

-Oh.

No! Not mine, cheeky! I'm talking all things Horrible Histories.

I am the Viking Leif Erikson,

and I am the first man ever to step foot on this new, undiscovered land.

And this episode is all about discovering new places.

Or, rather, discovering places that have already been discovered.

So rediscovering places,

but with the intention of being the first to have just discovered it.

Wow, I'm confused.

Oh, hello. Welcome to my home.

Would you like anything? Water?

I think we got still or sparkling.

Go away!

And even the moon gets a mention.

Do you know, I don't know why there's all this fuss

about visiting the moon.

There's not much atmosphere.

Not much atmosphere...

I'd have loved to have visited the moon.

Imagine the training you'd have had!

Something like that, right?

Oh, and imagine all the cheese on the moon!

There is no cheese on the moon!

Yes, I know the moon isn't really made of cheese,

but I choose to believe it is.

Ah, cheese.

Anyway, all of this travelling around is making me

want to go on an adventure.

Horrible Histories, let's try and re-enact some of these

important moments in history.

For the glory of Rome!

Done. Home time.

Nope! That looks way too messy.

I'm not recreating that.

So, I didn't have much luck finding a new continent,

but I did find some old leaves and this old shovel in the flower beds.

A city made of cheese is totally believable.

And you know what goes really well with cheese?

A pineapple!

A pineapple!

A pineapple!

A pineapple!

SPLAT

Right, we've got cheese, we've got a smashed pineapple.

Horrible Histories, what else can you give us?

If there's one thing that held us together, it was our dogs.

They defended us, kept our spirits high and, when we were hungry,

they were totally, utterly delicious.

Cut!

I wouldn't have said delicious. I mean, sure, you know, it was OK.

You ate your own dogs. It is not OK.

I don't know what's happening now.

I'm taking my grater and this very old shovel and just like

Christopher Columbus, I'm off on my next adventure.

Or-or-or, going to explore the garden again.

OK, so I probably didn't need to bring the grater.

Or the pineapple.

Pat thyself on the back, good squire.

As a reward for your excellent LOLs, I've arranged

a riveting round of everyone's favourite game...

Guess Whom?

Erm, I was thinking that we could be co-captains together.

I will never be co-captain to anyone.

Guess whom?

We could be, like, co-captains.

I'm not a co-captain to anyone.

-We were impersonating Michelle and...

-Emily...

..off The Next Step and we hope you like this video.

-Bye!

-Bye!

Calm down, Jamie. You made a promise - no more fighting.

Guess whom?

Calm down, Jamie.

You made a promise, remember?

No more fighting.

I was being Jack from Jamie Johnson because I really like football

and it's really cool there.

It's my favourite channel.

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths,

they're funny cos they're true - woo!

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths,

hope next time it's not you - hee-hee!

Guess whom?

Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you.

I was Death from Horrible Histories.

Bye!

Virtual high-fives all-round. Bravo!

And, let's keep the game going.

Send us your CBBC impressions of a character or presenter

through the Whoops web page, but remember to tell us who you were.

Guess whom?

Oh, couldn't you just go for a super-snappy sum-up of all

the super-duper moments from this week's CBBC right now?

Well, look no further, baby!

You're very welcome. Hit it!

-RADZI:

-Over the years, it's been a classic Blue Peter challenge,

and for me personally, it's been something I've always wanted to try.

-LINDSEY:

-We're tired, we're wet,

but it's time to meet the mud.

Away we go then, men, hurry up!

Get down!

Trust me, nothing prepares you for the mud.

That expression, running through treacle, has never been so true.

This is... Look at it. Look at that.

Roll over, roll over!

As if that wasn't enough...

How do I look?

..we're told to turn over.

On your backs, start crawling!

Push off with your legs, come on!

Toughest thing I've ever done.

Breaking news! Tilly Ramsay reporting on the red carpet.

Hang on a minute, a green carpet.

For my golden question,

I've decided to stick to a subject close to my heart.

I have to ask you, what is your favourite dish to eat?

Eggs Benedict, hands down.

Love it.

Whoa, OK.

So, in the morning, I love me some pancakes.

I have a cooking show on CBBC.

I'd love to ask you what your favourite food is?

Oh, my favourite food?

When you like really need something comforting very late at night,

a grilled cheese sandwich really does it.

Yeah, I feel like I need to be on your show so you can teach me

how to cook something.

You betcha, Bryce!

What's that I hear you cry? You want even more good stuff?

Oh, go on, then.

Check out the CBBC iPlayer and website -

there's loads of episodes, games and online exclusives.

I'm just nipping to town now to get a fancy dress costume for a party.

I'm going as a bus. Wait!

Oh, not again!