Episode 11 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

# Thriller

# Thriller night

# You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller

# Tonight... #

# My-my-my-my music makes me so hard

# Makes me say, oh, my way

# I'm known as such

# This is a beat, uh, you can't touch

# Break it down... #

# Come on, baby

# Let's do the twist

# Come on, baby

# Let's do the twist

# Take me by my little hand

# And it goes like this. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

This week I've been watching The Zoo,

and this episode is all about the bothersome beasts of Baboon Rock.

Wow, that's a mouthful. What does the zoo this week have to offer?

I want to see action, energy and...

It's Monday morning at the zoo...

and everyone seems, well, unusually calm.

Ssh! Keep it down.

-Uh, hello, everyone, wake up.

-Uh-oh. Sorry.

Hello, you're in a vlog here. A little more energy.

IT YAWNS

I can't bear this noise.

-It's really disturbing me.

-Uh-oh, I shouldn't have woken everyone up.

Right, so now everyone's awake in the zoo, what's everyone up to?

Chapter one. Effective leadership for gorillas.

Yeah, what's wrong with reading a cardboard box? It's super relaxing.

No, I lied, this is super boring.

For the last time, that is cardboard.

Also, I think I've just discovered the best job ever. Look at this.

-Wow, is that a bubble gun?

-A bubble gun.

Underwater with penguins. Derek, you have the coolest job ever.

Derek, what do you think the baboons would make of bubbles?

-Derek?

-KNOCKING

-The-the bubbles?

-Ah, he's underwater, he can't understand us.

I'll have to do my underwater language for him to hear.

Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh.

That meant, "Derek, your job is amazing,

"please can I have a penguin?" Say yes. Go on.

I don't think it worked.

Now, keeper Kate has decided she has one last-ditch attempt

at calming down the baboons. And I think it's brilliant. It's...

Is that it? A bubble machine.

Yeah, a bubble machine.

What's wrong with that? It worked for the penguins.

Well, the meerkats are being a tad ungrateful, aren't they?

I bet no-one else thinks it's a bad idea.

Yo, let me get this straight,

the solution to the noisy baboon problem is that toy bubble machine?

-Man, you must be joking.

-Oh.

Now, are we ready for the bubbles to calm everyone down in the zoo?

It's going to be a moment of peace and tranquillity.

I'm so ready for this.

-Over there!

-Bubbles!

-SHOUTING

They're coming for us!

Right, yeah, that didn't work.

I give up, I'm just going to sit here and enjoy reading my cardboard.

Can you believe it? It's a new day, it's a new Wochenende.

That means weekend in German.

Ice Stars is back with a brand-new series, and guess what?

This week's episode is called New Beginnings.

Whatever you do, Whoopsters, don't try that at home.

Speaking of home...

I've skated here most of my life and I know everyone.

-And they're like my family. I just feel like I'm at home.

-Oh, stop.

Ellie's back? You're joking! Since when?

Now, for all my Ice Star fans out there, just to let you know,

Ellie and Josh, as in Jellie, are no more.

Girl! She's going solo.

Whoa!

I always go wrong on that spin. I don't know why.

Chloe and Joshua are skating for Prince Harry. Life!

He's the most important person we've ever skated for.

And I think we all just wanted to skate our best and show him

-what we can do.

-Guys, listen, I know how you feel.

I remember when I had to perform for some very important people.

So, what do you think, guys?

We are going to be continuing the show with somebody that you

will have seen from the telly.

So, get ready to watch and be amazed,

-and please put your hands together for Ella.

-Do you know what?

I like how the commentator adds tension in the background, you know.

I wonder what that would feel like in an ordinary day.

-VOICE OVER:

-And in true Tee Cee fashion,

she's putting on a cardigan today,

a burgundy one at that.

Tee Cee continues the morning with a yummy cereal.

Be prepared to be amazed by what is in her red bowl.

Now, Tee Cee takes the mirror to do her hair.

What style shall it be today?

I wonder.

Or maybe it would work better with...

Oh, she looks so nervous. Look at all those people.

Can she do the spin?

And she's done it! Yeah!

Ella, girl, you slayed that spin.

Mm! And I think with a bit more practice,

I could probably do the same, too.

-Oh!

-VOICE OVER:

-Oh, and it's an epic fail for Tee Cee.

Better luck next time.

-And that's all we have time for, folks.

-Oh, I love a good vlog.

And that was a good vlog.

As a reward, I'll let you play everyone's favourite game.

It's time for another round of...

Mum, I can't find my glasses! Mum!

-What is it, love?

-Oh!

Guess whom.

-Mum.

-What do you want?

I was being Millie from Millie Inbetween.

So you're talking about handing medals to only a small amount

of physically blessed students?

Well, it's too late to change them now.

-It's this afternoon.

-You're a very capable teacher.

Guess whom.

You're talking about rewarding a very small

-number of physically blessed, overly confident individuals.

-Yeah.

We were doing the impression of Mr Nunn and Mrs Goodman.

My parents are throwing me the most epic birthday party ever.

But I'm going to boarding school tomorrow. So it's the last day home.

Guess whom.

Mum and dad are throwing me an epic birthday party.

-I was Candi-Rose rose from The Dumping Ground.

-Bravo.

But I'm greedy, me, I want more.

Send us your impressions of a CBBC character or presenter

through the Whoops web page, and you must remember to tell

us who you were. Guess whom.

Now, hold on tight and sit up straight,

because I've got all the best bits from this week's CBBC.

You can put your thank you cards through the post shortly.

-Hit play, Maureen.

-This was sent in by Georgia.

Now, have you ever heard the phrase "come on, everybody"?

Come on, everybody, join in. Yes, I've heard that.

-Look what I've written.

-Gammon, everybody. I like that.

Now, Lily and Poppy, have you heard the phrase "gammon, everybody"?

-From photograph two.

-You mean "come on, everybody".

-No.

-From photograph two. Yes, OK.

-Look what I've written.

Salmon, everybody! Because it's salmon.

Now, Joshua and Megan have sent this in.

Have you ever heard the phrase "salmon, everybody"?

Don't you mean "come on, everybody"?

No, salmon, everybody from photograph three.

-From photograph three.

-Look, I've written. Ham on, everybody!

-What are you doing?

-Can't talk now, got to go.

-I knew it.

That's not yours to take.

Let go of the treasure, Finn.

-You don't understand, I can't.

-Is that so?

HE YELLS

See, I knew you could do it.

-Hey.

-Hey.

-I didn't know you were auditioning.

I'm so happy you're here.

-Oh, I thought you knew.

-What?

Well, actually... Everyone, everyone, gather around.

As most of you know, I'm Emily, former A-Troupe member

and former dance captain, and now your new studio head!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Guess who's back.

What's that? You want more goodies?

Well, then you must check out the CBBC iPlayer

and website for all of your favourite shows.

Time for me to get to the cowboy convention.

Wait, come back, partner. Oh, come on. Taking t'donkey.

It's only 72 miles.