Episode 17 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

Crank up the sound and bright up the brightness,

it's Whoops I Missed The Bus time.

And you're not going to want to miss any of it.

Hold on tight, baby!

What's all this about?

CLATTERING AS HE FALLS

Find out what you picked for Myles' challenge...

Drum roll, please...

..and some of you are on the actual telly! I know!

It is awesome!

But first of all, cast your gaze upon the stars of the vlogosphere.

It's our resident vloggers, Myles, Tee Cee and Laura.

You want a vlog?

I'll give you a vlog, and this one will go down in history!

Now, pay attention, for the time has come.

He's here, he's ready,

and he's got more CBBC gossip then anyone I know - it's our Myles!

So, last week, Radzi, off of Blue Peter,

set me a challenge after doing one himself.

Oh, he jumped out of a plane!

Sorry, heights make me scream.

But luckily skydiving wasn't one of my challenge options.

And I'll be revealing what my challenge will be in a second.

My challenge will be...

Not literally in a second, in a bit. I'll say it in a bit.

Up until now, when I've jumped out of a plane, Tony's been with me.

Now I need to do it alone.

Here's a thought - if he's doing it alone,

can't he just ask the pilot to drop him off somewhere?

"Anywhere. Here's fine." And he runs back to Tony, "That was amazing!

"Lovely bit of jumping today, give myself a Blue Peter badge."

"I didn't see you fall, I just saw the plane go."

"I was in a different bit of the sky. You had to squint a bit."

But with all of Radzi's training now complete,

he's ready for the final jump with the RAF Falcons.

I'm the first civilian to ever join an RAF Falcons stack.

To be gliding through the air as a team

is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So that was Radzi overcoming his fear, taking on a challenge

for Children In Need and succeeding with flying colours.

So let's see what you guys have decided for me

to do for my challenge. Drum roll, please...

-DRUM HITS ONCE

-I can only afford the one drum.

My challenge is...

Doing a rap in public about bears.

OK, Radzi, viewers at home, I can't rap,

but that doesn't stop most people on TV talent shows, so here we go.

Ahem.

# How ya spelling that? Like a pun. #

Let's go buy you a nice big hat.

Don't you look smart in that?

And then we gradually fade the song down,

and that'll signify the end of the rap.

The rap challenge. Yeah, I'm a rapper now.

Bears!

Not really. Bears!

I'm sorry. Bears!

Well done, Myles, you're always up for a challenge,

and a cracking good vlog. But wait!

You have competition from a group of all-watching,

all-vlogging, 15 Second Fans!

My favourite show is The Next Step, obviously,

because I love all the drama, all the dancing.

Internationals, nationals, regionals, it's so good.

Nice one!

I like Ultimate Brain, because it's all about science,

and it's my favourite subject at school.

And it's because it is awesome!

Well done!

My favourite show on CBBC is Show Me What You're Made Of,

because sometimes I can be lazy too.

And I don't know what money is,

so it's really nice to follow their journey with them.

Crikey!

Hi, CBBC.

My favourite programmes are The Next Step and Lost & Found Music Studios,

because they're so dramatic.

I also like My Life, because you get to find out something

extraordinary happening to a normal person like you or me. Bye!

You lot have officially mastered the art of vlogging.

OK, so you know how I never mess up me line or make a mistake?

Turns out, that's quite rare.

Just take a look at this lot, it's ever so awkward.

Ha-ha, that's funny because that's the name of the show!

CLATTERING AS HE FALLS

BANGING AS DOOR WON'T OPEN

I'm sorry!

It's not professional.

-I love it!

-You know I'd do anything for you, Cleo.

Ooh, it's coming out!

If there's money for one trip then it should be mine.

Sorry...!

They're leaving in their droves!

Sorry, I'm so sorry.

Sorry!

And she looked exactly like you when she were young.

-What?

-"She were young"?

She WAS young.

It's not spraying.

Ow!

-And action.

-Will?

-Won't.

-Will.

-MOUTHS

-Will! Will!

Sorry, I started to mouth!

Rob!

You know, upstairs, my mind just started to wonder this morning.

And then it hit me, that me and Dennis

actually have a lot of common.

I mean, for one thing, we like to make noise for no real reason.

LOUD ROCK MUSIC

Nyow! Nya-nee-nyow!

As well as yelling at inanimate objects.

Hurry up and grow, you lazy veg!

Stop staring at me, you rude carpet!

We also both like to do random acts of kindness, like,

I don't know, just off the top of my head,

like setting hamsters free from lab experiments.

You wouldn't.

Oh, I will.

Unless you let us and all of those hamsters go!

Or saving a pie from the hands of pests like Walter.

Ow!

And just for the record, why is Dennis saving pies again?

What do you mean, it's not a real pie?!

Oh, it stands for...

OK, wow, that's so cool.

What is it?

It's programmed to locate and document any

illegal activity in Beanotown.

A surveillance-documenting pie?!

I mean, I don't know about you,

but I'm suddenly suspicious about more than just that pie.

I mean, what if everything else in our lives

is secretly something else?

I give you my latest and greatest invention - the Soc.

This isn't just any old smelly sock.

But an S-O-C...

Wait, that doesn't sound right.

Excuse me while I go and have a look on my science-acronym finder.

That's it!

-SNIFF!

-Ugh!

Can I wash my Security Operation Centre on a fast spin, though?

Meanwhile, back in Beanotown...

We'd better get you back to the lab.

Eh, Pieface?

Phew!

I never thought I'd be saying this, but thank goodness the pie is safe.

Speaking of safe, has anyone seen my Soc?

Ha-ha-ha!

She'll never find me!

Oh, there you are.

No, wait!

Wait, what are you doing?

Time for the laundry!

See you on the other side.

Laura, why are you in that oh-so incredibly stylish onesie,

I hear you ask?

It is VERY stylish.

Well, I got up nice and early to catch Saturday Mash-Up!

And... Down, now!

SQUELCH!

-Cheers, Hacker, mate, thanks for that.

-You little menace!

Yes, that's why I did it, you see.

Now, if you've never seen it, firstly, where have you been?

Your only excuse can be you've been sat in a deserted field

doing nothing all week. Yeah, don't try that, it gets very boring.

This is very boring.

So, Saturday Mash-Up!

It's whole two hours of pure fun.

And no mess.

Really, really unmessy.

Absolutely no chaos anywhere.

No toilet rolls being thrown all over the place...

Strong start there from Harvey.

Looks like he's going to hurtle to Los Angeles at this rate.

..no custard pies in the face...

..no old ham rolls...

I've got this fantastic ham roll that I'd left over

from last week. You can give that away, if you like.

No, I don't want it.

Ugh.

And this week, the guests were awesome.

But I'm not going to tell you just yet. Here's a clue.

Have you guessed it? A magician?

Dynamo, in fact.

Except his magic is a lot better than this.

I was 12 years old when I first got into magic, from my grandpa.

He showed me some magic. He was amazing.

# They're identical twins! #

It's Lisa and Lena.

Who can blow up a balloon the fastest?

As well as Harvey, Freddie Fox

and players from the English rugby league team.

What's going on here?

Stretch your arm up...and down.

Higher, stretch more! Do it better!

Stretch your arm up and down.

Have I got this right? Am I doing this right?

And I bet I can guess how many things are in the thing this week.

GIRL ON PHONE: 150.

Fewer, much fewer.

20?

-More things!

-More things.

Erm, 100,000?

108?

Yay!

-That was close, right?

-Nope.

Next time, I will definitely get it right.

Even if I have to use my clone to help me.

14, 30, 20, 100...?

Stop, we're both counting at the same time!

All this excitement has made me want to be right there in the studio.

Two, one...

Holly, Rachel, Charlie, Freya, Annabelle, Libby...

Well, maybe whilst the gunging is happening,

I'll stay right here in my nice, warm onesie.

My nice, warm, very, very stylish onesie.

Have I mentioned it's very stylish, right?

Bravo, what a tremendous vlog.

But wait, there's more.

You've been telling us what's hot and what's not on CBBC this week.

It's time for...

My good is Shark Bites,

because it's really fascinating and you learn something new.

My bad is Danger Mouse, because he gets really frustrated

when it looks like he can't solve a problem.

And my ugly is The Next Step, because of the drama,

I just don't like the drama.

My good is Saturday Mash-Up!

My bad is Danger Mouse,

and my ugly is Rank The Prank.

My good this week was Danger Mouse, Monday morning,

because it was really weird and amazing at the same time.

My bad this week was the fact that I can't wait

for Dennis and Gnasher Unleashed.

My ugly this week was Monday morning,

the cicada swarm on Wild And Weird,

because it was so gross!

Bye!

That never disappoints, does it?

Now, I love telly so much that I could tell you all

the very best bits of this week's CBBC, but even better than that,

why don't I show you?

And back, two, three... No, right foot. Back, two...

No, no, and right foot and back, two...

Let's do the turn.

No, this way.

-It's too hard...

-And lunge.

It's not what it looks like.

So Mr Salford isn't giving you an emergency crash course

in salsa dancing to cover up your very obvious lie?

OK, it is what it looks like.

Is your name Josh?

Yes.

Are you...sitting down?

Yes.

Why do you want to go out with my sister?

Do you fancy her?

Yes or no?

Yes.

Are you going to cheat on her? Mess her around? Play her?

No, no and no.

No sign of sweat.

What are your intentions towards Sasha?

After this he's going to do a runner!

I've never met anyone like her.

I don't know.

Steady pulse.

He's telling the truth.

There is no elimination after this challenge,

but our dancers are still out to impress the judges.

How time flies. That's your lot for now.

But you can catch up with all your favourite shows on the CBBC iPlayer.

I'm off to meet me mother in town now, via that trusty old bus.

Taxi! I meant taxi. Could someone lend me a fiver?