Episode 19 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS


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Howdly-doodly-doo, partner.

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This is Whoops I Missed The Bus, and if you're a fan of CBBC,

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then your day just got a whole lot better!

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Yes! He's back and doing THIS...?!

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-MONITORS BEEP

-Pliers.

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You lot are back and saying...this.

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-ALL:

-So Awkward!

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And these lot are here and up to...THIS?!

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Here to guide you through the merry maze of CBBC with

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a spring in their step are vloggers Myles, Laura and Rhys.

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I'm not sure I'm springing - it's Saturday morning.

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Can I just...trundle instead?

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You there! Sit your bottom down and turn the volume up -

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it's time for us to catch up with our very own smile-maker,

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ooh, it's our Myles!

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On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up and then I like to mash up.

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Saturday Mash-Up, of course,

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I'm talking about waking up and then mashing up.

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I like Saturday Mash-Up, and let's watch that.

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I can't believe it's the season finale of The Next Step today.

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Oh, are we going to...? We are going to watch...? OK. No...

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OK, cool. Cos on this week's Saturday Mash-Up, they have got

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loads of good stuff. Almost too much good stuff, if you ask me.

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Stop it. They chatted to Lauren off of The Dengineers

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at the start of the show, talking all about dens.

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We can all go from Whoops I Missed The Bus

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to making amazing dens, though.

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The classic technique of a blanket, just hold back the door.

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Oh, come in!

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No, thank you. No guests today - just shut the door.

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Just as... Just as simple as that, really. Um...just a desk.

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Probably won't be green lit for a full series just off of that.

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Yes, I know I won't!

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Oh, now I'm revealed!

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And then later, they're doing some classic Mash-Up games,

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like riding a trolley into a tower of toilet roll.

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I don't think everything in the world has really been done yet,

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but after seeing that, all right, there's a game where you ride

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a trolley into toilet roll, I feel a bit more certain that probably maybe

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everything in the world has been done after all.

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In the past, Charles Dickens, he was writing novels.

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Nowadays, "Is that a trolley?"

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Dickens probably would've loved that.

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They just didn't have trolleys in the past. Or toilet roll.

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They just had windows for that.

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In the past, there were no fun games,

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you had nothing to do but write a Dickens novel.

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Nothing had been invented to distract you

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from writing a Dickens novel.

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Also, if you didn't invent something in the past,

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it was probably a bit embarrassing.

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There's nothing here yet, mate, you can't think of anything?

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-CROWD: Push off!

-Oh, strong START from Lauren there,

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as the trolley hurtles towards the toilet roll.

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Oh!

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Oh, hang on, what's happened there?

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Disappointing display there, in the first round.

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They might as well not have played and would've had the same result.

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I'm being a harsh critic here, but it's just cos I'm very passionate,

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I'm a very passionate advocate for the trolley-toilet roll situation.

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But I am a fan of Saturday Mash-Up, and every time I say that,

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I really fancy, like, a potato.

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They have games, episodes of The Next Step,

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episodes of Dennis The Menace - it's like a delicious sandwich.

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You eat the sandwich, and then you go to the dentist, and he says,

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"What have you been eating?" and you say, "TV shows."

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Oliver from Newcastle.

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-Right there, there we go.

-Where is he? Where is he?

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-I can't even see him.

-In bed.

-Is he amongst it?

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-He's amongst the mess!

-Apparently so.

-Don't tidy yourself up, cocker.

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Another little good segment there,

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showcasing people at home's messy bedrooms.

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First of all, Make Me Viral - a good name for a segment,

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but it does sound a bit like you're asking to become ill.

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Make you viral?

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Could be quite a good segment to be on, though,

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get the face out there a bit more, you know?

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"Oh, it's Myles, off of Whoops I Missed The Bus."

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Off of Make Me Viral as well.

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Just got to make the room a bit messy first of all,

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make it a bit of a messy room!

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Can't believe he's done that! Look at that!

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That is atrocious behaviour! The mess of that!

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Get the crew in, get the pictures ready for that.

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That won't just be on Saturday Mash-Up - that'll be on Newsround.

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I can't believe he's done that!

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So, anyway, Mash-Up is good, just a bit unfair for the other

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days of the week, they don't get a look in. What about Monday Mash-Up?

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They've already got the alliteration for you. Monday was so thoughtful.

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You went straight to Saturday!

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Just having a go at the days of the week now.

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I love that show. It could be my favourite.

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After The Next Step, and So Awkward. Oh, and Danger Mouse.

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Any who, what's your favourite CBBC show? You've got 15 seconds.

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Ready, steady go!

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Hi, CBBC, I'm Haris, and I really enjoy watching all of your shows,

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but my favourite one has to be Dragons: Race To The Edge.

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Because of all the plot twists and funny characters,

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it just makes you want to watch more.

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-Nice one!

-My favourite show on CBBC is Marrying Mum And Dad

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because it has all of the drama and it's really good.

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My favourite programme on CBBC is Millie Inbetween

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because it's funny, cool and dramatic.

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I love the characters Craig and Lauren and Millie.

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-Cracking!

-Our favourite channels are...

-So Awkward.

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And The Next Step.

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We love The Next Step because there's lots of drama,

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and So Awkward is...

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ALL: ..so awkward!

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Nice work, mini vloggers.

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Now, should you fancy watching a bunch of CBBC types being gunged,

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you're in luck, because here is a messy gunge-tastic montage

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just for you.

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Stand by, bucketeers! Three, two, one...!

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INDISTINCT SHOUTING

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Oh, it's so cold!

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It's all gone in my pants!

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-BUZZER

-I can't hear it.

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-Oh, dear.

-So satisfying.

-Wow!

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The Secret Life Of Boys is all very dramatic this week.

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There's been a break-up, a confession and a very pampered dad.

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You're going to have good days and bad days, there'll be

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make-ups and break-ups, but the most important thing is...

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Are you trying to have a heart-to-heart with me? Bad Dad.

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Ah...

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Oh, oh, sorry. I thought I might try the same thing.

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I forgot I was supposed to be vlogging.

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With all this drama going on,

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I'm surprised it's not called The Dramatic Life Of Boys.

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Ah, that's given me an idea.

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Introducing an epic Santa trap machine thing,

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a text conversation between father and son

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when the father is clearly busy,

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and something that is going to save the day.

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-HIGH-PITCHED:

-Sweet dreams!

-GIGGLES

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What is that?!

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Has Ginger got a ventriloquist's doll that she's made into an elf?

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Because that is giving me the shivers.

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Speaking of shivers, Robbie tells Ginger about his fear of flying.

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It's OK, Robbie, I've got a fear of flying apples.

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Yes, flying apples.

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OK, well, it's fine, Robbie. I mean, we all have fears.

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Thanks, Ginger, it's a good job flying apples don't really exist,

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so that I never really have to face one.

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Phew!

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-APPLE WHOOSHES

-Do you hear something?

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Aunt Core, is that a new headscarf?

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Aw, thanks, Ginger!

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I actually got this yesterday. It's new and it's...

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-You are working it, girl!

-Ginger, we're not coming.

-Uh!

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Oh, she wasn't talking to me. That's embarrassing.

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But despite Ginger's charms, she doesn't manage to persuade

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everyone to come over for Ginger-mas.

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Ginger-mas. That's a thing.

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Ginger's upset because we're missing Ginger-mas,

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but what she doesn't realise is that it's all my fault.

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It appears it is. Oh, maybe I could try something like that.

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Laura-mas! Laur-mas!

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Let's stick to Ginger-mas. If anyone shows up, that is!

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I don't want you to put yourself through all that just to get here,

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so I'll just... I'll see you in summer.

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It's OK! You could have Summer-mas! Ginger Summer!

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Summer Ginge-mas! OK, stop, Laura.

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But it doesn't matter, Ginger, because you've still got

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that super creepy doll to keep you company.

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Now, that is scarier than flying apples. And cheese sandwiches.

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Did I mention I have a fear of cheese sandwiches too?

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Come on, Laura, face your fears. Argh!

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-MONITORS BEEP

-Screwdriver.

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Pliers.

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Scissors.

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HE SIGHS

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The operation was a success.

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The Wi-Fi's back on!

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Oh...!

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Oh, admit it, that would be the tensest episode of Operation Ouch.

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Doctors Chris and Xand are taking us on another wild ride to

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explore the wonder that is the human body.

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Biology was always one of my favourite subjects in school.

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Do you ever sometimes get that little smug feeling

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when they tell you a fact that you already knew about? Yeah, you do.

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I can see you smiling. It feels good, doesn't it? It feels so good.

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Did you know that in your foot you have...

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Yes.

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Don't Try This At Home is one of my favourite parts of the show,

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showing us just how unbelievable and powerful our bodies really are.

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I've brought us something very, very flexible -

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my friend Kika!

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-Hi, Dr Chris.

-Hi, Kika.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, humans shouldn't be doing that!

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Why are humans doing that? Why she doing that?

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What's the point of her doing that?

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Is she trying to save money on travelling by posting herself

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instead of travelling on a plane? Because that...

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..that's genius!

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HE GROANS

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Dr Chris and Xand found out that our Achilles tendon,

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the most powerful tendon in our body, is also stronger than steel.

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I didn't believe it either, until they pulled this off.

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Or better yet, pulled themselves up.

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-BOTH: Liftoff!

-We're off!

-Whoa!

-We're off!

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This is incredible. The only thing holding us up is a horse tendon!

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If our bodies are truly that amazing and with that much strength

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just in our foot, then why aren't we all superheroes?

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Hello, Mr Strong Foot!

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Hello, Mighty Heel!

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What a wonderful day it is to fight crime with Achilles tendon!

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Yes, it is, truly spiffing!

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The show also focuses on other parts of the health service,

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like the air ambulance crew,

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and naturally, Chris and Xand gave it a go.

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And yes, we do have every right to be concerned.

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We're losing control of the helicopter!

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I don't think I'm going to get the patients down safely!

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-ALARMS BLARE

-We're doomed!

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I don't believe it. It's Mr Strong Foot and Mighty Heel!

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-We're saved!

-Spiffing!

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Splendid vlogging, my dear chum.

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And now it's time to get your angry emoji face on for

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a little feature that I like to call The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.

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Good is Operation Ouch,

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my bad is The Next Step,

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and my ugly is the drama in The Dumping Ground.

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Good that Amy got back into Next Step,

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bad that you have to wait so long

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for season six of The Dumping Ground to come out

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and ugly, Horrible Histories. Bye!

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Excellent vlogging, my friend. But now, stop what you're doing.

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Unless you're watching this, in which case,

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keep doing what you were doing, but not if you weren't...

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Oh, never mind.

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-What on earth is that?

-Mistletoe, innit?

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When two people are under the mistletoe,

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they, like, have to kiss. It's the Christmas rule.

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So you think Marcella's finally going to kiss just

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because of some Christmas rule?

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Yeah, man, it's like the actual law or something, I swear.

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Yeah, and if you break it, the Christmas police arrest you

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-and take you to the North Pole.

-Exactly!

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You hear that, Billy? Right, let's do this.

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-Uh...like...Marcella...

-What do you want, Mark?

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Can I, like, have, like, a kiss, please?

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-Innit?

-Uh...

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Come on, he made that stupid hat and everything.

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-You'll make his Christmas.

-It'd make his year.

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-Fine, but literally only cos it's Christmas.

-All right, sweet.

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Ooh, mistletoe! Don't mind if I do.

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-Mum!

-SHE CHUCKLES

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Hi, Marky.

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-Dude, you just totally kissed your mum.

-She's not my mum!

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In that case, you just kissed your teacher,

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which, for my money, is much worse.

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What is my life?! Why does this keep happening to me?!

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-I'm bigger...

-Orchid! Hide!

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Wait, Oscar said we can't talk to ourselves,

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but we can talk to other people.

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This will be easy, come on.

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-Orchid, we need to know what month and day it is.

-Sure.

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Can you help me open this jar first?

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-BANG

-Burn!

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# La la-la, la-la, la-la... #

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At least it didn't get on your face.

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Which reminds me, can you help me open this other jar?

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Orchid, please leave.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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-What?

-Oh.

-Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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LAUREN CHEERS

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-That was amazing. That was so good.

-Yeah, I know.

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I would have joined in, but...

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You know what, don't worry, it was just off the cuff.

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You're a nasty man for sending your son away.

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You have precisely 25...

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Oh, no, 24 minutes to stop that sale.

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And to resign from being councillor.

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And to get Frank his job back.

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Or that baby goes viral.

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No. That's...

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Janet!

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Penfold, the Baron can still do

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a lot of damage with that traffic controller.

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We've got to control him!

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A futile gesture, Danger Mouse.

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Then I can still stop you with my traffic controller!

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HE STRAINS

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HE GROANS

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Well, if that wasn't the best 15 minutes of your week,

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then I can't help you.

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But keep your eyes peeled for Whoops I Missed 2017,

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which has the very best bits from the whole year of CBBC.

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Now, driver, it's raining, so I need you to pull over this time, please.

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Oh, dear!

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