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CBBC enthusiasts, take your seats.

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We're launching a Whoopstastic recap of this week's CBBC in 3, 2, 1...

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Houston, we've missed the bus...

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There's this hair-raising stuff.

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THEY HOWL

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There's this little dog from Wigan.

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-I can't believe it's you.

-I can't believe it's you!

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Who are you...?

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And Rhys shows us what he's made of.

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Wash away the failure. Ha-ha-ha(!)

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Seven days of CBBC,

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one epic episode - what more could you wish for?

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Well, perhaps three fabulous vloggers.

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It's Myles, Rhys and Tee Cee!

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch all of CBBC.

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ALL OF IT. Now, GO! Go, go, go, go!

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Now, please welcome to the small screen

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CBBC's very own funnyman

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who loves a slice of strawberry flun (flan) - it's Myles!

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I'm in charge of the kitchen in this house.

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And I'm in charge of the kitchen in this house.

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Oh, it's awful.

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In this episode, Jack is off on tour with his water polo team, of course.

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He's so excited.

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Woo! Good catch.

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Myles, we're getting ice cream. Are you excited?

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-Woo! Good catch.

-Wow, OK.

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Our two dogs - Rumpole and Bruno - are leaving too.

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-They're going...

-Hollywood? Start the acting career?

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They're going to be models walking along the catwalk?

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Don't let them go there. That'll be...a disaster.

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-Where are the dogs going?

-They're going to the kennels.

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Oh, right. That... That sounds

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a reasonable place for a dog to be, actually.

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I shouldn't have judged. Good.

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But it isn't just about dogs on this cooking show.

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I mean, it'd be a strange cooking show if it was just predominately

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about dogs on a cooking show. It's a cooking show.

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-I mean, Tilda cooks.

-Cooking is what I love best.

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So they decided to throw Jack a goodbye dinner by making him

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a massive, massive dinner,

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because nothing quite says "See you soon" like a stomach-ache.

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It's going to be massive.

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Massive.

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But she's also getting a little bit emotional.

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Makes me cry.

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-'That's the onions making me cry.'

-You're rubbish.

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Also, if onions make people cry, then what makes an onion cry?

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Or is being an onion simply sad enough?

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ONION SOBS

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"I'm an onion."

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As I said, though, Matilda doesn't just make dishes of normal sizes.

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To say farewell to her brother, she's making quite a big burger.

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A giant burger. Jack's definitely going to love this.

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That's making me feel funny, food that size.

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Makes me feel a bit tiny,

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like my place in the universe is insignificant.

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I'm just lost and floating through space trying to find meaning

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and then we just stumble across a big old...

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That's a big old burger from Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch.

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Dobra robotaaaa!

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That's "Well done" in Polish.

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Now it's time to catch up with a fascinating species -

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they're mini vloggers - it's our 15 Second Fans!

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Hi, CBBC.

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My favourite show is Got What It Takes?

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because it's so funny,

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and sometimes it gets sad, but I still love it, because it has

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singing in it, and it's all about singing,

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and my favourite episode is the one where they get gunged.

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Nice work.

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I LOVE Remotely Funny,

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because the kids' parents

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get to embarrass the children,

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and that Finnish gravy looked SOOO awful.

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Well done!

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Hi, CBBC.

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My favourite programme

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has got to be The Dumping Ground,

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because I love Cam, because she has loads of make-up

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and I love fashion as well, and make-up like hers.

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And also the reason why I like it is because it has lots of drama in it.

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Lovely work.

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My favourite show is Newsround because you can keep up to date

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with the biggest stories around the world.

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My favourite show is Blue Peter

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because there's lots of adventures every day.

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-We love CBBC!

-We love CBBC!

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I am truly humbled to be in your talented presence.

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But I want more!

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So send us your 15-second vlog all about your favourite CBBC shows

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through the Whoops web page. Go on, then, do it now.

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Now, Wolfblood fans of the world, unite and prepare yourself

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for an exclusive back-seat chat with Wolfblood stars Selina and TJ.

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Oh, it's FURRY exciting. Ha! Do you get it? Furry? FURRY?!

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Cos they're wolves!

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Selina and TJ, or should I say Rukku and Louis,

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delighted to meet you both.

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Make yourself comfy and we'll get this bus going.

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Oh, and keep your paws off the seats, will you?

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Do an impression of each other's character.

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I'm TJ and I am SO good looking. Like, look at me.

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Hiya, I'm Selina.

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I'm-I'm really pretty but I'm also like wow-chikka-wow-ow!

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Rukku, describe Louis in one word.

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Um... I'd say funny. I think Louis's really funny.

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Diva.

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Didn't even have to think about that. Diva.

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-Would you rather have a Wolfblood super smell or super speed.

-Speed.

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-Yeah, super speed. 100%.

-Super speed, man.

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The amount of times I'm late for, like... I'm late for everything.

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Cos I wouldn't want to smell horrible things

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so I think super speed would be better for me.

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-Do you have any secret talents?

-Oh, secret talents.

-Um...

-Um...

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I can do this.

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That's about it.

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I don't think it's a secret talent,

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but I think I'm really, really strong.

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Give us your own rendition of the Wolfblood theme tune.

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HE BEATBOXES

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# We're running with the wolves tonight

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-# The wolves

-We're running with the wol-lv-es-es

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-# Ooh

-Tonight

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# Running with the wolves. #

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Yeah.

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LAUGHTER

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How long can you howl in one go? HE HOWLS

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-Shall we do it together?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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THEY HOWL

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I'm done.

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SHE CONTINUES HOWLING

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Your lungs are massive!

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Lovely stuff.

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You have proven yourselves to be an extremely entertaining pair

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and may remain on the bus.

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HE HOWLS

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Ha-ha! It's fun because we're wolves.

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HE HOWLS THEY HOWL

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So, as you can see, the human body is made of up to 60% water.

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We also have a number of organs, including the heart... What?

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You said, "Show me what you're made of."

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How will they scrub up when they take on one of their toughest

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tests so far? Working in a cosmetics factory.

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Now, I'm not really one for cosmetics or any...

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Don't they have to do your make-up when you're on TV?

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Ah! Mind your business.

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Like I said, I'm not really one for cosmetics,

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but loads of people that I do know are. Must be worth quite a bit.

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The global cosmetics and toiletries industry was recently

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estimated to be worth a whopping £375 billion.

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HE SCREAMS

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I didn't know numbers that high existed.

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I thought it was a myth.

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So, the team gets stuck in with tasks that include making

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bubble-bath bars that look like Swiss rolls and making bath bombs

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that look like someone went overboard with blue crayon.

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But they do smell heavenly.

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Does anyone remember that thing we used to use in a bath?

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Oh, what was it again?

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Um... Oh, yeah! Soap!

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But the teens soon found out that this line of work isn't as

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glamorous as they first thought.

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I knew it would be hard but not as hard as it feels.

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Poor Tom couldn't even get his gloves on at the start.

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How long does it take to put a pair of gloves on? Come on.

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HE BLOWS

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Whoa-oh!

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HE BLOWS

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And things just go from bad to worse when he ends up getting demoted,

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but you wouldn't know with the way he reacts to it.

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LAUGHING: I got 83 less than I should have done but, you know...

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I quite like his attitude, actually.

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Maybe that should have been my life motto.

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Like whenever I did badly on a test...

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-Ha...

-HE CRIES

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Wash away the failure.

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Eventually the team finished all their tasks on the factory floor

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and it's time for the evaluation.

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Dum-dum-dum!

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If they were over 18, would you be willing to hire any of our five?

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I would hire three of you.

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And that would be the girls.

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Amazing!

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THEY CLAP

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Well done, girls. And pull your socks up next week, boys.

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You know what? I'm sorry, but 375 billion is ridiculous.

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I've got to get in on some of that action.

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OK, so I don't have that blue powdery stuff,

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but what I do have is flour, chocolate stars, soap, bath bomb...

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Go!

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SPLASH

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BUBBLING

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Get out! Save yourself! Go!

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LOUD EXPLOSION

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HE COUGHS

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Maybe I'll just stick to soap.

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Hey, Whoopsters! How you doin'? No, but stop yelling.

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Yo, Whoopsters! What up, Dawwwwg?

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But you're trying too hard.

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Whoopsters, pleleleleleleboop.

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Lucky for you,

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that's not the weirdest thing you'll see in this vlog.

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Where else can you find a dog singing...

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# I'm constantly upset... #

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..celebrities being insulted...

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That was your life!

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I've never seen anything so dull and harrowing in equal measure..

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..people being flushed down the toilet...

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How did that get in there? Wrong clip.

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Flush 'em away!

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FLUSHING AND SCREAMING

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You guessed right! It's Hacker time!

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# My my my programme hits you so hard

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# Makes you say 'Ooh, my word'

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# For watching me, it's tele

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# But not what you usually see. #

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Hands down, this is definitely one of my favourite shows on CBBC.

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One of this week's guests was your hero and mine...

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-I can see it so clearly.

-What? What is it? Is it a crocodile? A zebra?

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-A hippopotamus?

-No. The lens cap on the binoculars.

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I'll let you in to a little secret, Whoopsters. Come closer.

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I've always wanted to go on this show.

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-PHONE RINGS

-I wonder who that could be?

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-Well, if it isn't your lucky day!

-Hacker! I can't believe it's you!

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-I can't believe it's you! Who are you...?

-I'm Tee Cee from...

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Oh, whatever. I'll interview you.

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Tee Caesar, how many buses have you missed in your lifetime?

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I'm guessing it's a lot, cocker. Is that why they put you on the show?

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Cos you missed the bus?! Do you see?!

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Well... I'd like to believe it's because I'm a good vlogger.

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I'll be the judge of that. Larry, run the clips.

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# I got honey on my pizza Honey on my pizza... #

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Move over, Beyonce, cos that girl can sing!

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I hink he said Heter Han.

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SHE GRUNTS

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-Absolute rubbish. Now, Tee Ceiling...

-Yes, Hacker.

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How well do you get on with the other Whoops vloggers?

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Really well, actually.

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In fact, me, Laura and Rhys had a great time catching up with

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some of the Next Step cast.

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Oh, my gosh, you should have seen Rhys with that broom, and Laura...

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Turn it off now. Turn it off. I am bored to tears.

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-But what? You've only...

-Get out. Just stop it.

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Well, that was short-lived.

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But at least I got to go on the show.

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Sort of.

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Imagine all I had to do was speak out my wish and it just happened.

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I wonder who else would call me if I just wished for it.

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PHONE RINGS

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OMG, this cannot be happening.

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# When I am with you There's no place I'd rather be

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# No, no, no, no, no... #

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No place I'd rather be.

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I wished to have a sing-a-long call with the actual Jess Glynne,

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not the other Whoops vloggers.

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No, no, no, no, not Rhys and Myles, no.

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And that's a five-star review for you in the Whoops Weekly.

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Bravo! To celebrate, why not play along with our latest round of...

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A yes-no is a no. A no-no is definitely a no.

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Only a yes-yes is a yes. Yes?

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Guess whom?

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A no-no is a no. A yes-no is also a no. Only a yes-yes is a yes. Yes?

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I was being Sharon, which is Millie's mum from Millie Inbetween.

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Today on CBBC...

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Well, we're going to be watching some great shows,

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and since it's Tuesday, there's a Fave at 5...

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It's the Next Step!

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Guess whom?

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Next Step - Tuesday!

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4 O'Clock Club - Thursday! ..Friday, ah...

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I'm impersonating Karim.

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Crumbs, Chief,

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what happens if we press that big red button over there?

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Guess whom?

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-Crumbs, Chief, what happened?

-I found the off button.

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I was Penfold from Danger Mouse.

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And another Guess Whomer crosses the finish line.

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Join in the fun yourself, why don't you, by sending in your short CBBC

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impression, remembering to reveal who you were to the Whoops web page.

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Guess whom?

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Now, I'll put that bit there, smoosh that bit in after that,

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ramp up the sound for this OMD moment to finish, and ha-ha, done!

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Cue my CBBC-tastic mega montage!

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# I love a joke but I don't like the feeling of seeing Isaac

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# Getting suspended and I'm the reason, feeling guilty

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# I think that I should start a campaign, called Bring Back Isaac

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# Yeah, I need to Bring Back Isaac.

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-# Make some posters called

-Bring Back Isaac!

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-# Tea coasters say

-Bring Back Isaac!

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-# Even my greengrocer says

-Bring Back Isaac!

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# What if I said he was lying to protect me?

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# I stole the key while I tickled his belly

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# Or I could make a mess so filthy, they'll need a mop.

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# They'll beg Isaac to come back and clean it up! #

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No-one does more for the team,

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the school and his friends than this boy.

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He might not be sporty, but he uses what he has to make a difference.

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Boggy, in everything you do, you show us how to be a real friend, so,

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with Ms Savage's permission, I'd like to present this trophy -

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Sports Personality Of The Year - to Hugo Someboggy Bogsin.

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CHEERING

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Go on, Boggy!

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Now, Keira has also sent us in the Keira wave,

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where you shake your leg and then you move your arms like a wave.

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Nice!

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And we have another dance move sent in by Olivia, which is called

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the Rock.

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You just simply have to swing forwards and backwards. The Rock.

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-Oh, right, are you rocking?

-Easy, this one.

-Anybody can do this.

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Nothing could possibly go WRONG!

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-Oh! Oh! Are you OK?

-Does your pelvis grow back?

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That's it. End of the show. Oh, what on earth am I going to do now?!

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What, catch up with all of this and more on the CBBC iPlayer?

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Yeah, all right! I'll give that a go.

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Now, time to find my bus pass. Hang on! No, wait for me! Mum? Hiya.

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Yeah, I missed it again.

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