Episode 7 WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS

CBBC fanatics report to the bus immediately.

We are going to catch up on all the latest from the world's best

channel in three, two, one - it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

All aboard! We have lift-off!

-What's going on here?

-One, two, three...

Who are you vlogging about this week?

Sorry if you're not one of my favourites

but they're the funniest.

And can anyone tell me what on earth Rhys is doing?

DRAGONS: RACE TO THE EDGE THEME

One place you are guaranteed to find a CBBC vlogger

is in their bedroom wearing fluffy socks

and watching a 13-hour The Next Step marathon.

How can you do that to James, Riley?

It's a rollercoaster, it's a rollercoaster, I tell you.

How do we cram so much into 15 minutes? It's magic, I tells thee.

Let's kick off with the one, the

only, the irreplaceable Tee Cee!

When I was away I missed this place so much.

But what I missed most was being friends with Sloane.

Wait, LaTroy is back?! # Whoa! #

Let's hope that this time round things aren't

so awkward for him, Sloane and Amy.

Speaking of awkward...

Things between Alfie and I have been a little awkward ever

since we started dating. It's like we're not connecting any more.

OK, that's not even awkward. That's just hashtag awks.

And I'm confused.

You mean to tell me Riley broke up with James to be with Alfie,

who she is now losing connection with?

I mean, is it really time to be thinking about your Wi-Fi

connection? Oh, she means emotional connection. Right, I've got it.

But still, really, Riley, really?

I still really like Alfie but being with him

isn't exactly what I pictured it would be.

Now, Whoopsters, understand that there is a much bigger problem here

than Riley's poor connection.

The question is, Jiley or Ralfie?

Well, I know whose team I'm on. Obviously the perfect match.

Oh, they are so perfect.

So perfect too!

There's only one way to solve this.

Aw! I'm sure this was their last performance as well.

So cute.

OK. OK, yep. All of that, all of that. Yeah.

Ah, the tension!

I'm not going to lie, that was close,

but team Jiley, you pulled it out of the bag.

Ooh! He even got Luke from Lost And Found to sing them a song.

That is so thoughtful.

Oh, she looks so happy! Oh, my life, I'm not even going to lie, like.

Alfie has pulled out the stops with his date.

It's well decorated, like, we've never seen studio A look so turned.

Team Alfie, you've bagged yourself a point.

SHE SQUEALS

That is a serious kiss of the heart. Looks like we have a tie.

This dilemma is way too much drama for me to handle in one vlog.

But I'd love to know which team you're rooting for, Whoopsters,

and it's a shame that the conversation has to end here.

What? They can head over to the

Whoops webpage and tell us

if they're Team Jiley or

Team Ralfie? You're joking!

I'm sending messages to everyone on my friends list.

While you're at it, does someone mind leaving some tips on how

Riley can get better Wi-Fi connection in Studio A?

Cos somehow, contacting her entire phonebook doesn't

seem like the most sensible solution.

And, again, really, Riley? Really?

You're clearly made of funny bones. But move over!

There's an army of 15-second fans snapping at your heels to

take over our telly boxes.

My favourite show on CBBC is called Horrible Histories because

I love history and it's helping me a lot with my history classes.

-And, tomorrow, I'm going to Hampton Court.

-Nice work!

I like Got What It Takes cos it's funny, talented,

I like the songs, I like people that sing.

Their voices are really good.

And..

-I LOVE GOT WHAT IT TAKES!

-Well done!

My favourite shows include The Next Step, Hacker Time

and The Dengineers.

My favourite presenters are Katie, Lauren and Hacker.

Sorry if you're not one of my favourites,

-but they're the funniest.

-Lovely work.

My favourite show on CBBC is Operation Ouch

because Dr Chris and Dr Xand

inspire me to be a doctor when I grow up.

Also, I like Horrible Histories too. Bye!

Hey, you! Yes, you! Why aren't you on the telly?

Record your 15-second mini vlog talking about your favourite

CBBC shows and send it to us through the Whoops webpage.

Quickety-quick.

You know how we here on Whoops always deliver to you

the very best, unmissable bits of CBBC that you can tell

all your mates about and make 'em well jel? We've only done it again!

Ha! You're welcome!

What's it like being the daughter to the best chef in the world?

But Jamie Oliver's not my dad!

Get her leg, hold her upside down. Let's go.

When Dad came to parents' evening,

he asked the headmistress for a selfie.

SCREAMING

On the back, on the back!

One, two, three! Hiccups gone yet? Sorry.

-I screamed.

-Sorry, OK...

On the interview tonight, are you going to be wearing those

slippers? Because you'll get kicked out the studio.

-Ha-ha.

-Snake!

-Dad, shut up.

I think they need plucking. What's for dessert, madam?

-Well, it's my maca-rons.

-Maca-roons!

-Nope.

You are maca-wrong.

We cannot be beaten by the Americans, come on.

We started at the same time and I beat him by about ten minutes.

If you lose, you may have to change your name. Bye!

I got cramp. Severe cramp.

What? No! You're going to burn... Oh, my God! No, stop!

-What are you doing?

-Jackson, go on, buddy!

-Watch that silver car, watch the silver car!

-Indicate!

-I know!

-After this one. All clear now.

-Stop!

He's so weird and annoying.

-Everything a dad should be.

-Matilda!

-Are you still single?

-Dad...

Watch that white car, though, Meg. Beep the horn, please, Megan.

-No.

-OK.

Down the line, when you get invited out to the cinema one night...

-No, wait, wait, wait! I'm happy to come with you...

-Dad.

-Wait!

-Dad!

Boyfriend, Tilly, Dad.

Tilly! Our very first go kart that seats three of us cos...

I'll do the food and I'll bring some snacks along.

Just being fair, we want to go for a ride together, your boyfriend

and me. And the three of us can sit together. Tilly!

One's for you and I, one's for your boyfriend! Tilly!

They're joined up, Tilly!

And we won't be sitting anywhere near the back row.

The Pets Factor is... Oh, that's the wrong one. Let me do the right

letter. The Pets Factor... P...

It's a lot more difficult to make that letter with your arms.

Is that a P?

It's a mistake. The Pets Factor.

The coolest vet in town, Cat.

It's cos her name is Cat,

she already has the name of a pet, which is a great name, Cat,

but a part of me does feel like maybe it's a conspiracy theory that

people can be called Cat, but I know no-one called Dog.

Hmm? I do know a Doug, though. We've got Dougs.

So, maybe that's fine. Hey, I'd like to adopt a dog.

Oh, we've only got a Doug left. Hello! Got a cat. I'm Doug.

-Cat and Dougs.

-Time now to join Cheryl.

Her first job of the day is to feed her own pets -

-black-and-white cat Gordy, Cerys, the cavalier...

-Good girl!

And black rescue cat Bagheera.

If you just edited all the reactions I have whilst watching

Pets Factor, it would be a beautiful choir of, "Aw, aw, aw!

"Oh, that one is a bit sad, but aw!"

That one's just me singing, actually, quite good, I thought.

I've got The Pets Factor. It's the wrong show, isn't it?

The singing one? I just turn up to the vet's with the microphone, I

think I'm auditioning and then they just put me on a table and try

and make me better. No, no, I'm not a pet! No, guys, I'm a pop star!

The vets, though, do take such good care of their animals,

and although it can obviously be quite a difficult and sad

job at times, there are other times when everything turns out OK.

She was incredibly poorly, flat as a pancake, and look at her now.

Isn't she brilliant? Aren't you brilliant? You are!

You're fantastic.

-And what's more, she's been adopted by new owners.

-I love animals.

Maybe more than people. Because if you see a person walking around

and you throw a stick at it and say "fetch", you get in trouble.

And also, all people do is eat and slide around on our bellies

and shed our skin... That's snakes. I'm thinking of snakes.

It's snakes I don't like. Such a strange shape, a snake.

As a vet, I'd just say that is an incorrect animal.

It shouldn't have got like this. What did it evolve from? A stick?

I'm Stacey Dooley.

I'm mad about animals, and seeing them poorly breaks my heart.

I don't know how Stacey Dooley has made so many episodes of the show.

Every five minutes, I would HAVE to have a break.

Guys, that one's too cute.

You better take that away otherwise I'm just going to do nothing but

hug it, and I won't be able to film. I'm hugging it!

That's what the show's like, actually, The Pets Factor.

It's like a good dog. It's good. It is good. Good watch.

Very cute as well.

Ladies and gentlemen, cats and dogs, people of all ages,

welcome to the first-ever CBBC Show Off where two CBBC shows will

go head to head in an epic battle to see who will reign supreme.

So, let's get ready to rumble.

In the blue corner, he's an adorable bundle of 2D playfulness,

it's Little Roy!

And in the red corner, it's the show about the ever-patient Viking heir

and his adventures with his dragon Toothless.

It's Hiccup and the crew from Dragons: Race To The Edge!

All right, you two.

-I want a good, clean competition, do you understand? Roy?

-Deal.

-Dragons?

-You got it.

-Cool. First round is theme songs.

Little Roy, you're up first.

WHISTLE BLOWS

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-He's Little Roy... #

Ah! Delightful! Dragons, go!

WHISTLE BLOWS

DRAGONS: RACE TO THE EDGE THEME

Strong choices, but let's head to the judges.

Little Roy was cute, but the Dragons was so epic.

What do you think?

They look like cartoons, they sound like cartoons, they ARE cartoons!

OK, whilst they decide, let's move on to the next round. Abilities!

Show us what you're made of, Dragons!

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-And they're off!

The Seashocker is in full force but the Scauldrons are hot on its tail.

Will it get away?

Oh, some intimidating action there, but they're still in the chase! Oh!

That's going to take some beating. What you got, Little Roy?

WHISTLE BLOWS

Three, two, one. Two, one... ALL: Cats!

Oh, he started with cats. Very good transformation, good. Good start.

And the dog, clever transition. Nice. Oh, we've got a unicorn.

That's quite a difficult one to do. The horse, yes, then the iguana!

Oh, there's a bird. The rabbit! The monkey. How's he finishing?

With a kangaroo!

Here are the nominees for Best Drama in a Cartoon.

Little Roy for "I've accidentally turned into a mouse and I can't

"change back, which means I've ruined Mum's family photo for ever."

And Dragons

for "Fishlegs found a Seashocker and wants to return it home but

"those nasty Scauldrons won't leave him alone, and this would be

"much easier if Ruffnut

"and Tuffnut weren't playing these stupid pranks for Loki Day!"

Sheesh!

And the winner is...

CBBC values both these fantastic shows on its channel.

Well, I guess there are no winners here. You know what, though?

It makes me really want to have a Little Roy and Dragons marathon.

Peace!

That was good enough to make me want to burst into song. # La-ah-ah-ah! #

But I won't, though, because it's time to guess those

impressions again! A game that's also known as...

Tim, are you sure you know what you're doing?

You've definitely done this before?

Guess Whom?

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

-You've definitely done this before?

-Yeah.

-I was impersonating Naomi from Wild And Weird.

-I don't know.

It can be in a washroom, it can be in a cubby, it can be anywhere.

Guess whom?

It could be here, it could be in the washroom,

it could be in the cubbies, it could be anywhere.

-I was being Henry from The Next Step.

-All right, cockers?

I'm a little dog from Wigan.

-I was going to make a video if I remembered!

-Guess whom?

I'm just a little dog from Wigan, ain't I?

I was doing an impression of Hacker T Dog.

Bored of performing your CBBC impressions to Josephine

the goldfish? Send one in to us and you could be on the TV!

Make it ten seconds long and remember to tell us

who you were at the end. Just go to the Whoops webpage for more info.

Guess whom?!

Now, there's only one thing left that could turn this week's

show from fantastic to epic-tastic!

It's the very best bits from CBBC this week!

-Tastic!

-So, what's going to happen to me?

-Oh, my good friend Mr Bernstein will escort you to his mill..

-No!

..where you will live out the rest of your miserable existence,

where you will learn what a trivial little person you are.

Please, Matron. I won't say anything I swear!

Life could have been so much easier for you, Feather!

But you continue to defy me.

Now, if you don't mind, I have some packing to finish.

-Get off of me!

-You started this war, Feather, and now I am finishing it!

He makes it look easy, but to maintain this

level of accuracy over 18 metres is phenomenally hard.

The yellow glasses eliminate the glare from our lights

and the blinker is to remove all distractions from John's

peripheral vision.

I'm not sure what distractions there are here, though.

John's powering through.

Just one balloon left.

-Hacker, have you noticed anything weird about us today?

-Weird? Oh, no.

I'm a picture of normality, me.

-Although I do feel a tad taller today. Yes!

-We've switched bodies!

-Just like Miss O and Oscar in Odd Squad next!

-Oh, quick!

Run that Zipzer sneak peek while we try the old switcharoo-ey-pops.

How time flies!

That's your lot for now, but you can catch up with

all your favourite CBBC shows on CBBC iPlayer. Phew.

As for me, I'm off to zumba. Oh, the bus has been and gone! Fear not!

I can zumba to zumba! Onwards!