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OWL HOOTS

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THUDDING

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THUDDING CONTINUES

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METAL CLINKS

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-You're getting sloppy.

-Vlad! Where have you been?

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Not important.

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-We've got a full night's work to do.

-Hold on.

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-We should let the Count know you're back.

-Later.

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When I rule the vampire clans, I'll need an edge.

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I need to know the histories,

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the traditions and the dark secrets.

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The Praedictum Impaver is blank.

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Without that wisdom, how will you lead?

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My darker side's part of me now.

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My powers are honed and I'm ready to rule.

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-I'll write my own destiny.

-And how do you see that?

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-Still think humans and vampires can live in harmony?

-Don't worry.

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I've seen the light.

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Of all the clans, the Barrack worry me most.

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They are highly respected and hold great influence.

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If they go against me, it will be hard to maintain order.

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They do have a weakness.

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During the East Blood War, they secretly betrayed their allies

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in return for leverage...

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Renfield?! Where's my fang floss?

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You're back!

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-Why wasn't I informed?

-We've been busy.

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I've been worried.

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I'm sure if my heart wasn't as unforgiving as tempered steel,

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there would be a tear in my eye.

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-No need to worry, I'm fine.

-Tell me all about your adventures.

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-I'll insist Renfield prepare something edible.

-Sorry, Dad,

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but I want to work with Bertrand before school.

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You're not going to bother with school?

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-It's important to keep up pretence.

-Let me help, what are you doing?

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-We're studying vampire clans.

-Excellent.

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-I could tell you some wonderful stories.

-I don't want stories.

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I want facts. And Bertrand knows those.

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Right.

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I'll leave you to it, then.

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Let's go.

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First up, double maths.

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You have to learn to take challenges in your stride.

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I could teach you some coping mechanisms.

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Ingrid, he's back.

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-When did you get here?

-Last night.

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-And you didn't come and see me?

-It's been hectic.

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Vlad.

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-What? You don't do hugs.

-I've changed.

-Apparently.

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When you left me to burn in the sunlight, I hit rock bottom.

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In therapy, I realised I have to be happy with who I am

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and not envy other people. You'll make a great leader.

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I've only been gone a week, right?

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Slayer.

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-Who's that?

-Jonathan Van Helsing.

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He's from a family of pathetic slayers - or was,

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until Vlad mind-wiped them to forget about the existence of vampires.

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-And has it worn off?

-Vlad's about to find out.

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SCHOOL BELL

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Hi.

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Vlad!

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This is mad! You go to this school?

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-I don't believe this.

-What are you doing here?

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My mum got a job with the local education authority.

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She had to see Miss McCauley.

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I thought I'd check out the sixth form.

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-Total coincidence, then.

-Total.

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Why did you leave Stokely in such a rush?

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-One minute you was there, then...

-Dad.

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-You remember what he was like?

-Who could forget? Bonkers.

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-Good laugh, though.

-That's him.

-Oh, bit awkward.

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Why awkward?

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Same old Ingrid. Still in denial.

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I'm putting up my hands, I shouldn't have dumped you the way I did.

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-Had a good look round? Your mum's waiting for you in my office.

-Great.

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Catch you later.

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Why does that insect think we were an item?

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I always thought you'd make a great couple.

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Curse the Van Helsings.

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-There's only one way to deal with slayers.

-Wipe them out.

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I agree.

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But it could be a trick.

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They could be spying on us for the slayers' guild.

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-And how do we find that out?

-Test their mind-wipes are still intact.

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Something up with Jonno's. I'd never have that creep as a boyfriend.

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Victims of mind-wipes make up memories to fill the gaps.

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KNOCKING AT DOOR

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HISSING

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If the Van Helsings were coming to slay us,

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I don't think they'd knock first, do you?

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No.

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Enter.

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Morning. Here's an old friend of yours.

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-I couldn't believe it when Jonno told me. Mr Count. And Vlad.

-Hi.

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-Ingrid.

-Hello.

-It's so lovely to see you all.

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So, governor of a school.

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I always said you should work with children.

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-How very kind. You're looking lovely as always.

-Still a charmer.

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-That hasn't changed.

-So, how's that husband of yours?

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I'm afraid Eric was killed. In an accident.

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Really? How...

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-Tragic.

-Yes, of course, tragic.

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Those memories of us all back in Stokely really kept us going.

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The line dancing, and the Valentine's party.

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-The time I stayed for the weekend.

-Good times.

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-They really were.

-We should be getting on.

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-What are you doing today?

-I'll be in Miss McCauley's office,

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-working through initiatives that affect the school.

-Excellent.

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-Perhaps see you all later.

-Yeah.

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-VLAD:

-Bye.

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She didn't come to stay, I had her chained up in a dungeon.

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She was totally at ease. Her heart didn't miss a beat.

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But they still need to be tested.

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I need you to go along with Jonno's imaginary romance.

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Put his mind-wipe under pressure. Make sure he's not faking it.

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-If that's what you want.

-It is.

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I'll do it. Cross my cold dead heart. I'm a team player now.

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And Dad - stay away from Mina.

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I know what a weakness you have for the necks of beautiful women,

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but it's vital you all do what I say.

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-Do you understand?

-Yes.

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-I didn't hear you, Dad.

-Yes, Vlad. I understand.

-Thank you.

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-How did it go?

-They think we're harmless.

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Big mistake.

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Four versus two, doesn't seem fair.

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The way the Count looks at me

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makes me want to drive a stake into his heart.

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It's one day. Once I've got the layout of the Dracula's quarters

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and you've worked out the size of the nest in the school,

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-we're out of here.

-Please be careful.

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I lost your dad to vampires, I don't want to lose you too.

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Don't fuss.

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They'll try and test your mind wipe.

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-If you see any vampire stuff...

-I'll know what to do.

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I'm trained slayer, at the top of my game.

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I remembered how much you liked little fluffy bunnies.

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What a good memory you've got.

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Always pretending you're so tough when inside you're a big old softie.

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Miss me? Of course you have.

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I still get choked when I remember you begging me not to end it.

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-I don't think I actually begged.

-Oh, you did. On your knees.

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-Well, I've moved on now.

-You've matured,

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we both have.

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-That's why I want to give us another go.

-Why not?

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See you guys have picked up where you left off.

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Do you fancy a walk? It's a lovely day.

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-I don't do the sun.

-You were always trying to get a tan.

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Not any more. Pale and interesting, that's me.

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There must be somewhere we can hang out.

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Why don't you show me where you live?

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-I don't think so.

-No, good idea.

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Maybe seeing some of her old stuff might bring back some memories.

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-Great.

-I'll catch you up. Won't be a minute.

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TEDDY SQUEAKS

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If Ingrid's testing Jonno,

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shouldn't someone be doing the same to Mina?

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Sorted. Dad won't be able to resist biting Mina

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now I've warned him off her.

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And if she's a slayer,

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she won't be able to pass up the opportunity to stake him.

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My dear Mina, I would be delighted if you'd join me for some tea.

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That would be lovely, Mr Count,

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but I'm afraid I'm far too busy.

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I'm sure you could spare 15 minutes to catch up on old times.

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I warn you, I'm not prepared to take no for an answer.

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So, what sticks most in your mind about the castle in Stokely?

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-Um... The laughter.

-No screaming?

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The cries of tortured souls in anguish?

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You're weird sometimes.

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-This is me.

-Cool room.

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That's a coffin.

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Only vamp...

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THUD!

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Mind wipe working perfectly.

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-This is nice. Just like old times. Really?

-Yes.

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I'm so glad you talked me into it.

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-Shall I pour?

-Please.

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Heavier than I thought.

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Jonno's doing well at school.

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I know I'm biased, but I do think

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the sky's the limit for him.

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-How is your Vlad getting on?

-He's excelling.

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He's destined for great, great things.

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In my opinion, of course.

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I've been looking for you, your dad has Mina in there. Come on.

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Whoa! We need to make sure that Mina's mind wipe is intact.

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No matter who you put in danger?

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I'm helping everyone in the long run.

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The old Vlad would never have done this.

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Well... I know the slayers are lethal,

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-but believe me, I know what I'm doing.

-OK.

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-I adore what you've done with your hair.

-Thank you.

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What a charming necklace.

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Oh, dear, I think it's coming loose. Allow me to fasten it for you.

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-No, no, it's fine.

-Nonsense.

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It would be my pleasure.

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Forgive me for saying so, but you have the most beautiful neck.

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It's just like any other.

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Always so modest. And so terribly sweet.

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Dad!

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Oh! I saw Miss Van Helsing run out...

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I think I might have offended her. Perhaps gone too far.

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Your familiarity is making me very uncomfortable.

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Excuse me.

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What can I say?! You were right, I can't resist a beautiful woman.

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Someone had to check out Mina.

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You used me like some crash test dummy!

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What better way to assess her?

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No true slayer could pass up the opportunity

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to stake the great Count Dracula.

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What if it had gone wrong? What if I'd been staked?

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Then we would have known she was a slayer.

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You wouldn't have died in vain.

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HE SNORES

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Argh!

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-In a bad mood, Master?

-A very, very bad mood.

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I can feel your pain. Any particular reason?

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That upstart Bertram!

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He and Vlad used me like some underling.

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Bertram is influencing him, I know it.

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That oozing continental wallabat is trying to replace me

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as Vlad's right-hand man!

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Why don't you have his guts for garters?

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Crushing him isn't the answer, I need to be more subtle make him...

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Make Vlad see him for the treacherous little worm that he is.

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DOOR OPENS

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You remember Jonno, don't you, Dad?

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Sadly.

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Ignore him.

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Are you sure you're OK?

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Fainting like that was freaky.

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Must be all the excitement.

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Wow, this is so weird. I so remember that chair.

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What do you remember about it?

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Your dad asleep in it, snoring away - mouth, wide open.

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Why does your dad like all his houses to be so...gloomy?

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I think he gets it from his parents.

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Is his mind wipe secure?

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Watch.

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Jonno?

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SNARLING

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Well, don't do that!

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It proves his mind wipe is working, and it's fun.

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Yeah, well, there might only be so many times it'll reboot.

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What happened?

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You got over-excited again.

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This is so weird, I don't normally do this.

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Oh, before I forget,

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I got you a little pressie, Ingrid.

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What is it?

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Why have you got me this?

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I remember how much you love ballet.

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I'll just...leave you both to it.

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Please...

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don't let me interrupt.

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I want to thank you for the loyalty and devotion you've shown my son.

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It's a comfort to know that Vlad has such a...

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steadfast friend to help him.

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Thank you.

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Chosen one or not, Vlad can't avoid the naivety of youth.

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You're only young yourself, barely 400,

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but already you're wise enough to know

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there's only one way to deal with slayers.

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Sparing the Van Helsings could be a costly mistake.

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I knew you were a man I could rely on.

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Now, it's up to us, as his Regent and tutor,

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to...nudge Vladdy back on to the right path.

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Suppose, for example, a vampire were staked

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and there was irrefutable proof that a Van Helsing was responsible.

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The presence of a monogrammed stake would do it.

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Trophy from the old days.

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Vlad would then see things from our point of view and dispose of them.

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Your reading of the situation is faultless.

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All we need now is a victim.

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Has the new, oh-so-helpful Ingrid

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been annoying you as much as she has me?

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Thanks for a lovely time.

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When will I see you again?

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Don't want to rush things, do we? Couple of years?

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HE LAUGHS

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Joker.

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Why don't I surprise you?

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One day you'll open your eyes and there I'll be.

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Argh!

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Mission accomplished.

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No-one has been bitten.

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Did you get a look around?

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Ingrid gave me a guided tour.

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Finally dropped the act, have you?

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Don't know what you're talking about.

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Good try, but the pressure bands on your wrists

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-to control your heart rate gave you away.

-Honestly, I...

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And your thermo glasses used to measure body heat,

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standard slayer issue - that was the real clincher.

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SHE GRUNTS IN RAGE

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Vladdy!

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-We have a slight problem with Bertrand.

-Go on.

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I think he's about to stake your sister.

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Ah.

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Stupid Jonno! Urgh, I hate him!

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Argh!

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You can relax, I'm one of you.

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We know. We know all about you.

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-How?

-The Slayers Guild were told you and the Draculas were here.

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And told us what happened to your brother.

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You know where Ryan is?

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No.

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CREAKING AND TAPPING

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HISSING

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Wait! Wait.

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I can give you information. About the chosen one.

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I can tell you where he is.

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Sorry.

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-So what do you plan to do?

-Vlad mind-wiped my husband.

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And when a vampire attacked him he passed out.

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The vampire finished him off.

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We're going to wipe out the Draculas, especially Vlad.

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No, you can't destroy them!

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There's a book, The Praedictum Impaver.

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It contains all the vampires' secrets.

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Let me down!

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OK.

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-You're getting good at that.

-Thanks to Bertrand.

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Delicious irony.

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-What's going on?

-I can explain.

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Bertrand thought it a good idea to reduce you to a pile of ash,

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then frame the Van Helsings for it so I'd go after them.

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Hm, good plan. Apart from the ME bit.

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-It wasn't my idea, it was his...

-Is there no end to your conniving?

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Vlad, you've got to believe me...

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I told you how I wanted this, and you disobeyed me.

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If you go against my orders again,

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I will personally drive a stake through your heart!

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Impressive.

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-You really are growing into the role.

-I better not find out

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-you had anything to do with this.

-I'm your man, through and through.

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Team Vlad.

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Yay.

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Yay...

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If you go in now, they'll destroy it before we can get near it.

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Wouldn't the slayers' guild want its information?

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-How do we know we can trust you?

-I could have turned you in

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the minute I knew you were faking.

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If this book is what I think it is,

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it could tell us how to destroy all vampires everywhere...

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just like that.

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OK, you've got two weeks.

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You find out any information in the meantime, call us.

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But in two weeks, book or not, we're coming back,

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and the Draculas...

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will be dust.

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