Blood Loyalties/All for One Young Dracula

'Dear Vlad. It was all an act.

'Mina and Jonno know what you are.

'The mind-wipe was never in place.

'They plan to attack with the Slayers' Guild.

'You may not believe me, but I'll prove it to you.

'Please, watch out for Ingrid. She's converting girls into vampires.

'They already tried to kill you. Don't trust her.'

ZOLTAN SIGHS

More lies from your breather,

slayer girlfriend.

Some of it could be true.

-You mean the bit about Ingrid being a devious traitor?

-She's delusional.

Look, I know you've changed,

but if the slayers are planning an attack, we need to be ready.

I knew it was a mistake to let the slayer girl live.

Don't blame yourself.

I don't, I blame him.

Me? What did I do?

My orders were quite clear. You were supposed to...

..not...do anything. Right!

Who's for a glass of vintage blood? My treat.

You ordered Bertrand to get rid of Erin?

It was you. You locked her on the balcony!

We were trying to protect you.

-By eradicating my girlfriend?

-The past...

..is...is past.

What's important is the family stays together.

Is there no-one I can trust?

Well, I definitely wouldn't trust Erin.

He really likes her.

Maybe he even thinks he's in love.

Vlad needs closure.

Yes, closure.

You think it would help if Vlad had a good long talk with Erin?

No.

I think it would help if we hunt her down and drain her.

Master.

Miss McCauley wants to see you.

Really?

Tell her I'll be half an hour, then help me prepare.

Prepare for what?

You call yourself a slayer?

Have you actually killed a vampire?

-Yes.

-'True.'

But you switched sides!

You lived with the Draculas. You were Vlad's girlfriend!

I never meant that to happen. I wanted to slay the Draculas.

'True.'

-I was just trying to save my brother.

-'True.'

All right.

But to prove yourself to us, you have to pass one more test.

I should warn you, I'm dyslexic.

'True.'

It's not a written test.

You have to slay a vampire.

How do you want me to do it?

Semi-automatic garlic guns,

garlic grenades,

super-strong UV torches, argentalium spears...

What are those?

Trophies.

Funny-looking trophies.

They're filled with the dust of slain vampires.

"Count Lecushka."

My very first slay.

So you've killed people, too?

Not people - vampires.

You must keep the difference clear in your mind.

Or you can go a bit...strange.

Anyway...

Check this out. Garlic gas.

One whiff of that, knock a vamp out cold,

all ready for staking.

Sounds perfect.

So is this what you're going to use?

How do you mean?

For your attack on the Draculas, you said you had a special weapon?

-No. The new weapon's better. Wait till you see...

-After the test.

Jonno.

Let her choose her weapons in peace.

Good luck.

Get out.

Vlad, listen to me.

You tried to dust my sister AND my girlfriend.

-Any other attempted murders?

-I acted on your father's orders.

I expect this sort of thing from Dad. But you?

You're supposed to be on my side.

Can't you see the slayer girl has made a fool of you?

She's weakened you.

We must find her and destroy her.

If it wasn't for her,

you wouldn't have any words in your precious book.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing. Just leave her alone.

If you won't consider your own safety,

think of your people.

The slayers grow stronger every day.

Vampires wait for you to lead them to glory.

Then they'll wait a long time. I'm not leading an army.

Are we clear?

-Sis?

-Ryan.

Can you get me out of here?

They told me I have to slay a vampire.

Then only one of us gets out alive.

HE HISSES

CHAMBER MUSIC

How do I look?

Magnificent.

So, today is the big day?

Look at you all dressed up.

Where are you going?

Just down to the school.

Master wants to look his best for Miss McCauley.

Why bother?

If you want her to like you, just hypnotise her.

Oh, I see.

No, you don't.

You don't see anything, because there's nothing to see.

You can't hypnotise her, because you're in love with her.

The Prince of Darkness, in love with a breather.

Not for long, though.

I'm going to bite her and be done with it.

-You'll take that risk?

-What risk?

Do you want Miss McCauley to end up like Mum?

That wouldn't happen.

I'm just trying to help, Dad.

Mm.

That should stop him recruiting Miss McCauley.

Why do you care who the Master bites?

When you turn someone into a vampire,

that person is loyal to you.

I don't want Dad's posse to be bigger than mine.

What posse?

There's a vampire war coming, Renfield.

Which side will you be on?

My place is with the Master.

You're already as loyal as a dog. Dad will never bite you,

no matter how much you beg.

Master will make me immortal.

When?

-One day.

-I could do it today,

if you join us.

Come and meet the girls.

Well?

What do you think?

-Do

-I

-get a uniform?

MUSIC STARTS

# Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know

# That something wasn't right here?

# Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go... #

Renfield.

Renfield.

MUSIC STOPS

Get me the keys to Dad's blood cellar. My girls need feeding.

Hello.

Have you read my new proposal for the science block?

Yes.

It's absolutely fascinating.

Excellent.

Hello, Bun-Buns!

HE GULPS

Mr Count? Are you all right?

I don't know.

What are you waiting for, Bun-Buns?

Bite me!

So, you're happy with the proposal, then?

Yes, yes.

You're fine, just as you are.

Carry on, then.

Do you think she's OK?

Erin.

You did well.

Did I?

Yes. And remember, he wasn't your brother any more.

He wouldn't have wanted to live the life that awaited him,

to be one of them.

I need some fresh air.

Take as long as you like.

Er, can I keep these? The Draculas will be looking for me.

Of course. You must protect yourself.

Erin?

Good work, slayer.

Ryan. It's OK. I'm here.

HE GROANS

-There was still some garlic gas in there.

-Sorry.

-It was the only way to get you out.

-They bought it?

Even the fake dust-pile?

Yep. Count Lecushka, we owe you big time.

-Great plan.

-Now I need you to do something for ME.

When it gets dark, go to Garside and warn Vlad about the Guild attack.

I'll go to Garside, but only so I can be with Ingrid.

-Please warn Vlad!

-I'll tell Ingrid about the slayers' plans

and if she wants to share the information with Vlad, then she can.

She won't "share the information" with him - she wants to slay him.

I guess he won't get the news, then.

Vlad?

Vlad, I know you can hear me.

Meet me in the archway.

I'm not going away until you do.

Did you get my letter?

You say they're going to attack us.

They're going to do a lot worse - they're going to annihilate you.

-They have a weapon.

-What kind of weapon?

I don't know. But I'm going to find out.

Tell me why I should believe you.

Because I care for you.

If I didn't, why would I be here?

Oh, I don't know - to slay me and my family(?)

You should go.

Here's the address of the Slayers' Guild,

if you want to do something about it.

It's a trap. Trust me, Vladdy - you go near that place

and she'll be lying in wait with a stake and an angry mob.

You're probably right.

Which is why I need you to come with me.

COUNT LAUGHS

No way.

Please, Dad. I can't do this on my own.

-I need to find out if Erin's telling the truth.

-And if she is?

We destroy the slayers' weapon and get her out of there.

This is no game, Vladdy.

Your obsession with that slayer girl will get us all destroyed.

I know it sounds crazy.

We come from different worlds and I don't know whether to trust her,

but I have to take the risk,

because if there's even the smallest chance that me and Erin can get...

Well, I just have to try.

That's all.

All right.

What?

I'll meet you here at nightfall.

OK.

'Get me the keys to Dad's blood cellar.

'Do you want immortality or not?'

BUGS HISS

Renfield! Get me my stealth cape.

Vladdy and I are doing a raid on the Slayers' Guild.

-Sounds dangerous, Master.

-Yes, it is.

Please don't go! You're too beautiful to die.

True.

But it's a father's duty to stand by his son,

even if I have to pay the ultimate price.

Um...

Well, if anything should happen to you,

-isn't there something you should do first?

-Hm? What?

Sorry, I'm just not getting it.

-Bitey, bitey?

-Oh!

Good garlic, no! Never in a month of eternities.

-But, Master, you promised me immortality.

-Did I?

Sometimes the darkness of my soul

surprises even me.

HE LAUGHS

SHE BURPS

THEY LAUGH

I'm... I'm ready, Mistress Ingrid.

I'm NOT sticking my fangs in that.

-No, go on, please.

-Get lost, Renfield.

But Master will throw me in the slime pit

when he finds out what I've done.

This day gets better and better.

Oh!

Ingrid.

Finally.

You know, gatecrashers are expected to bring a bottle.

Do I know you?

You should do. You made me.

And YOU gave me blood poisoning! Girls!

Tear him apart.

THEY HISS I'm here to help you.

I want to join you, to fight against the slayer attack.

What slayer attack?

A UV generator?

The biggest one ever built, using the best Guild technology.

-You're going to attack Garside Grange?

-Too right.

Once we activate this baby, the whole nest of biters will be ashed.

So, um, how does it work?

All right.

Let's do this.

Girls.

And boy.

This is our chance,

the day we've been waiting for.

We let the Guild destroy my father and brother, and then WE...

get rid of the slayers.

Bring on the slayer attack!

THEY CHEER

WOLFIE YAWNS

What slayer attack?

Who are these guys?

Nobody. This is all just a dream.

Go back to sleep.

If it's a dream, aren't I already asleep?

Er... Where are you going?

-I've got to warn the Count about the slayer attack.

-Wolfie, no!

Get him back, but don't hurt him.

It's all controlled from here.

Solar panels on the roof collect the sunlight,

which we store here, and here.

That's a lot of sunlight.

We've been building our supplies for months.

We'll send the UV to receptors planted in the Draculas' residence.

Then they'll be powerless and we'll finish them.

So, er...

when do we activate?

-Tonight.

-Tonight?

That's a brilliant plan.

So, you coming with us?

Be right with you.

Face it, Vladdy, she's one of them.

Ssh!

Going to invite us in?

Us?

All right.

Vlad,

Count Dracula,

please...come in.

Now do you trust me?

I saw you hugging Jonno.

Oh...that.

Yes, that.

I only did THAT so I could get THIS.

To destroy the machine, you'll need it.

-Come on, Erin.

-What's keeping her?

I think it's going to explode.

ARGH!

You just saved Dad.

Now do you believe I'm on your side?

Yeah.

-I'm sorry.

-It's OK.

You're working with him!

But you ashed your brother?

I faked it.

Whoa, whoa. Leave her alone.

Well, I hope you don't mind me sharing your snack.

There'll be no biting today.

I'll handle this. Go.

Go!

We won't hurt you. Just pass on the message to the Guild -

I want peace between vampires and breathers.

YOU want peace?!

Yeah. It's all I've ever wanted.

My dad's dead and it's all because of you.

You said it was an accident.

A bunch of vampires attacked him and because of your mind-wipe,

he never stood a chance.

Jonno, I'm... I'm so sorry.

You will be.

I meant what I said.

I wish I'd never put the mind-wipe on your dad.

-I never meant him to get hurt!

-Vlad. Don't. Let's go.

I'm truly sorry.

-What happened?

-She's working with the vamps.

They've wrecked the generator. What do we do?

What your father would have done - we fight back hard

and we fight back NOW.

WHIMPERING

Master.

Terrible news.

Ingrid has an army of vampire girls and they're trying to take over.

They raided your blood cellar.

I tried to stop them but they overpowered me.

With what? The chance to dress up as a schoolgir...?

I'll deal with you later.

OK, we've trashed the slayers' weapon to stall the attack,

-but it won't hold them off for long.

-Don't worry, Vladdy.

We shall behave in accordance with the noble tradition of the Draculas.

Run away!

He's right. We should get out.

What do you mean, "we", Slayer?

Right, I'm off to pack. Meet you in ten. And ditch the girl.

He knows I just saved his unlife, right?

Yeah, he knows. He just doesn't care.

It's a vampire thing.

What do we do now?

For a start, we'd better find Ingrid.

-There you are. You're coming with me.

-Get off me!

I'm going to kick you!

No!

Help!

Come on.

I told you not to run off.

Don't you EVER do that again.

She's going to bite him!

Ingrid!

You said the school was clear of other vampires.

It was. They must have been recruiting.

We need to go back and wait for reinforcements.

Next time you save my life, could you be a bit less clumsy?

Sorry.

Still, it's good to see you're ready to take one for Team Ingrid.

Next time, I might even let you die for me.

There won't be a next time.

Take your vampette army and get out of here.

Erin's told me everything.

You've been recruiting innocent breathers,

trying to kill me.

You never changed, did you?

And you never will.

Finally!

You're so easy to fool, it's almost painful.

I guess this means it's game on, little brother.

Don't try to fight me, Ingrid. I don't want anyone to get hurt.

And that is exactly why I'm going to win.

See you at the final battle, Chosen One.

Wolfie, stay. Erin...

No way. I'm not leaving.

You have to. You heard Ingrid. It's about to kick off.

I don't want you caught in a vampire war.

Then let me help you!

Just keep yourself safe.

That's all I want.

Please?

All right.

Erin.

Seatbelt.

ENGINE STARTS

All I'm saying is, we have hit a small bump in the road.

Vlad is not a bump, he's a roadblock.

I can't take over if he's alive.

Maybe the slayers will come back and attack him.

I am not pinning my hopes to a "maybe"!

Go and grab all the weapons you can find.

You want to take him down tonight?

He'll be dust...

by dawn... Ha!

Stop faffing.

-Hurry up, Renfield.

-Yes, Master.

Right, right... Pack this, leave that. Burn these, sell those.

-Who's this?

-Don't know.

Well, I'm sorry but you didn't make the cut. Bon voyage!

-We're staying.

-The vultures are circling.

It's time to take YOU off the menu.

The slayers know our location.

I can handle the slayers.

-What about Ingrid, hmm?

-She and her gang won't be a problem.

I'll unleash the power of the Praedictum Impaver.

I'll be strong enough to control all vampires.

You need living blood to reveal the text but you won't hurt breathers.

No blood, no power. Get packing.

There's no choice. I'll have to get blood from a breather.

I think we have just what we need right here.

CRUNCH!

I think I might move empire.

Excellent.

To the training room, we need to get to the book.

DOOR SQUEAKS

GROWL!

Huh! He likes you and your blood.

-Ingrid.

-We should have left her to rot.

Leopard spots - I'll say no more.

No eternal life for you, Renfield.

Master, a promise is a promise.

Do something useful and find Bertrand,

-tell him his precious book been stolen.

-No. I'll find Bertrand.

-You'll go with Bones, see if you can track down the book.

-OK.

Your blood can unlock the power of the Praedictum Impaver.

We can't let Ingrid get her hands on you.

-Don't let him out of your sight.

-Right.

I won't leave the Master's side.

You made a good start when you cut your finger in the book.

-But you weren't there.

-Oh, something Vlad said.

If it wasn't for her, you'd have no text in your precious book.

I put two and two together and got you.

Now I need more blood to reveal the rest.

Vlad had his chance, but he was weak, falling for a breather like you.

It's time for a change of leadership.

You and whose army?

I don't need an army, just the power from the book and a few old friends.

They'll be here soon, so shall we?

SHE STRUGGLES

Erin.

SHE STRUGGLES

Bertrand!

SHE GASPS

Too bad they won't be here to see you reveal the text.

-Everyone will think Vlad did it.

-You're right.

Hmm!

SHE GASPS

Don't go anywhere.

Now untie me before Bertrand gets back.

I'll come back and free you

when Ingrid's taken over and Vlad's no more.

Don't let Ingrid drag you down with her.

-Are you OK?

-Oh!

-Where's Bertrand?

-He's gone to get his followers.

-We don't have long.

-Where's the book?

-Ryan took it for Ingrid.

You need to get out of here. Keep running, don't look back.

The last time you said that, I got kidnapped by Bertrand.

-I think I'm safer sticking with you.

-It's a vampire fight.

I used to be a slayer, remember?

Come on.

Get out of my way, you fool.

I'm thirsty. Go and uncork me a duke.

But, Master, Vlad said we had to stick together.

Go now! LIGHTNING CRACKS

Good work, Ryan. What a lovely gift.

So fresh blood opens the book.

I have to unlock the power before Vlad or Bertrand find us.

Fetch me Renfield...

alive!

So Ingrid has the book and the tutor turns traitor.

I should have known he couldn't be trusted.

What kind of name is Bertrand, with his rolling Rs and wavy hair?

We need to teach him a lesson.

Hey, Ingrid's hiding in the assembly hall.

She's going to kidnap Renfield for his blood.

You were supposed to be guarding him.

All this excitement made me thirsty.

You find Renfield, we'll go get the book. Come on.

RENFIELD STRAINS

Oh, poo!

Aggh!

THEY ALL SCREAM

Can you make for our base? Over.

'We're pinned down.

'They came out of nowhere, headed for the school. Over.'

How many are there? Over.

'I can't tell, they're moving too fast.

'Look out, he's right behind you! Man down! Man down!

'We're not going to make it. Aggh!'

What is your exact position? We're coming to help you. Over.

HISSING ON RADIO

What is your position? Do you read me? Over.

'Go home, slayers. You cannot defeat us.'

RADIO CUTS OUT

We can't launch another attack on the school, just the two of us.

-What else are we going to do?

-We can choose to live to fight another day.

What, and let Vlad get away? Not on my watch.

I'm going in.

Good to see you, brothers.

-Safe trip?

-We met some slayers on the way.

-It was a good warm-up.

-Everything's ready.

I've the Praedictum Impaver and a breather.

Then lead on. The future is waiting to be written.

Hmm!

I should have cut her blood on the book when I had the chance.

If she gets the book to Vlad, this is going to be a wasted trip.

Not if we find her first.

MUFFLED SCREAMS

Welcome to my little book club.

I think you'll enjoy reading this.

It's a cut above the rest.

No, I'm not really into hardbacks, I prefer comics.

Ow! Ow-w!

It opened for Erin.

-What has she got that Renfield hasn't?

-Cleanliness.

Erin's got slayers' blood.

It must be slayers' blood that opens the book.

Oh, that's the cat's favourite. I've got it in me... Oh.

They've got someone surrounded.

SNARLING

Someone's been busy making new friends.

Looks like we both have.

-She has the Praedictum Impaver.

-Back off!

It's mine!

SNARLING

I thought you'd changed.

And I thought you were his trusted teacher.

Guess you can't judge a book by its cover.

Evil minds think alike.

-SNARLING

-Give that back!

The last page. It's blank.

We need more slayers' blood.

We had the last drop.

There's no more to be had.

TOGETHER: Erin!

-Perfect timing.

-Hand over the book.

-Hand over Erin.

-The book needs slayers' blood.

-SNARLING

-Stay back!

-Or we'll destroy the lot of you.

-Prepare to be ashed. Now Jonno!

We think we've run out of slayers' blood

-and then three come along at once.

-Grab them!

-Stay!

-THEY GASP

It's OK. They can't enter unless we invite them in,

-so we'll be safe.

-Come to me.

THEY GASP

Back off, bookworms.

"I, Sethius, am...the power of the Praedictum Impaver.

"Now I have all the blood I need...

"..I can make my return."

RUMBLING

CRASH OF THUNDER

MORE CRASHES

Aggh!

SQUELCHING

Not expecting that.

That feels good.

I thought I was never getting out of there.

What century is this and where am I?

-21st century.

-England.

I am Sethius, chosen one.

You can't be here.

Vlad is the chosen one.

HE WINCES

-Are you calling me a liar?

-No!

HE COUGHS

-Anyone else want crushing?

-Let him go!

Make me.

SETHIUS LAUGHS

You've got guts.

Schoolgirls and scoundrels all lining up to take a bite out of you.

-You could wipe them out with a swipe of your hand.

-I doubt that.

Let's work together, you and me.

I think we can knock this sorry lot into shape.

What do you say?

Put it here, blood brother.

Now, who's going to give Sethius the grand tour?

-It'll be my pleasure.

-But probably not yours. I'll show you.

Stop kissing my coffin. You can both do it.

I'll be the rose between two thorns.

HE CHUCKLES

-This way, sire.

-Don't you mean, "Your Majesty"?

-Or Your Eminence, if you prefer.

-Yes, something like that.

-Are you OK?

-The only thing he injured is my pride.

Who knows what he'll do next time. he's got bats in his belfry.

-We need to play for time.

-Why wait? Let's finish him now.

-He's a maniac,

but he's not stupid. We have to take him by surprise.

I'll need you to build me a sun-catcher,

and I'll keep him occupied till the sun comes up

and then we can make our move.

Goodbye, old friend. Parting is such sweet sorrow,

except in this case where it's, "Good riddance,

"you back-breaking lump of oak!"

I mean, would a cushion have been too much to ask?

Sorry, Master, my sincere...apologies.

I will procure for you a coffin

lined with the finest velvet in all the land.

"In all the land"?

Who are you, Hans Christian Andersen?

Don't listen to his fairy-tales.

How does a custom-fitted coffin with a built-in blood dispenser sound?

You deserve grandeur. Hand-carved mahogany with gold fittings.

What about some new clothes?

As annoying as you two are, it would be helpful for my plans

if I didn't have to eviscerate you just yet.

You're going to have to come out of there sooner or later,

as I'm pretty sure your strange little igloo

doesn't have an en suite.

-Let's go and wipe out the nearest town.

-Great idea.

First...how about we have a little competition,

see which one of us is the most powerful chosen one,

who's got the biggest fire-balls?

You really want to be humiliated in front of this lot?

Can you beat that?

I think we've found our winner.

Let's stop messing about and play a proper game, shall we?

-Your turn.

-I could dust everyone in this room if I wanted to.

Impressive.

Not as impressive as this.

THEY SCREAM

-Why did you do that?

-Cos I can.

I'm only just getting started.

I have a vision of the future -

a vision of the perfect vampire world -

and I'm here to make it come true.

I will lead us in a war against breathers

and we'll bite every last one with our food all gone.

We'll fight one another and anarchy will reign supreme.

The ultimate state of evil will have been achieved.

EVIL CACKLE

You're crazy.

That's what the old vampires thought in my day,

so they locked me up in the book,

but now I'm out and the fun can begin.

Yes, you've taken pop-up books to a whole new level.

I know something. You bore me.

Dad!

The Count will stay like that forever

to remind you I'm in charge around here.

Now who's with me?

I said, "Who's with me?"

OTHERS: I am.

-SCHOOLGIRLS: We are.

-Good. Let's start planning the attack.

Renfield, do something!

Yes, Master.

Wolfie, I invented a formula for a rematerialisation spray,

-but I need your help. Come on.

-You're weird.

Yeah, you're half-vampire, half-werewolf.

Let's stop with the name-calling.

-Did it work?

-Don't know. Never tried it before.

We have to mix the liquids at the same time,

-otherwise...

-Otherwise?

-..it will explode.

Start here and bite our way south.

It will be fun watching them scrambling for the boats,

crawling over each trying to escape.

Some of them might get away, but most of them will fall to our fangs.

It's nearly sunrise. If we can keep him busy till first light at six,

we can let Mother Nature take him down.

But how are you going to get him outside?

I'm not. I'm bringing the sunshine in.

At dawn, a shaft of light will hit the school crest here.

But how are you going to get Sethius to be on this exact spot

at that exact time?

Many fangs make light work.

Numbers greater than the stars in the sky spreading out

across the land.

I'm not like Sethius.

I want vampires and humans to live together in peace.

Is this what you want - carnage and chaos?

You tried that in Stokely and look how that ended.

You can help him with his masterplan and everyone dies

or you can help me.

We need blood but this is the 21st century.

We can set up blood banks to feed vampires all over the world,

no more biting and no more slaying.

You want power, not annihilation.

Work with me and I'll give you the status you always craved.

You really going to stop Sethius?

I'm going to try. Are you with me?

Your choice.

Deal.

We're in.

Tell us what you need us to do.

..a symphony of slaughter, a concerto of chaos,

an opera of apocalypse.

SPRAYING

Well done, boys. Now let's get out of here without making a sound.

Yes, Master. Do you think he's heard me?

Do you want to tell him or shall I?

-SLAP!

-Ow!

Most ingenious.

You and your inventive little freaks might come in handy

-for taking over the world.

-THROWS BOTTLE

Stick around and await my orders.

-All in position.

-Thanks, Renfield. Remember,

wait for my signal.

Right.

My dear Sethius,

my family would like to show our support

for your vision to create anarchy

by presenting you with your first breather to bite.

-No, Vlad, please let me go.

-Take her as a token of our respect.

Well, this is more like it.

Was it really necessary for all that unpleasantness?

We're finally on the same page.

The one here that says I have the power.

And I think it was your blood that filled in the first page...here,

so it's only fitting that you're the first one to go.

CLOCK CHIMES

Every story has a beginning and every breather has an ending.

WEAPON IS READIED

SETHIUS LAUGHS

Did you really think I was so stupid?

No-one beats Sethius.

SETHIUS YELLS

RENFIELD CHUCKLES

Wolfie, we did it!

LAUGHTER

Hello? Hello?

Is someone in pain?

Is everybody all right?

I heard screaming. What happened? What are you all doing here?

Sorry for the mess, Miss McCauley. We had a little impromptu gathering.

People normally have their campfires outside.

It won't happen again, I promise you.

Well, if it does, you'd better invite me.

It's a date.

Right.

So, you've finally come round to my way of thinking,

living peacefully with breathers.

Not likely.

Well, perhaps, maybe.

And can we try and get along as a family for, say, the next 100 years?

With me as the head, obviously.

Er, I thought you said we'd share the power.

What I actually said was that I'd give you the status you deserve...

That would be equal to a swamp rat, then.

..which will give you a top position as my number two.

She can't be. You're my number two. That makes her number three.

No way am I number three.

Oh, this is going to be a long 100 years.

Vlad, no biting.

No slaying.

No fun.

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