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This is it, Vlad.

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Let the countdown begin!

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-ALL:

-Five, four,

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three, two, one...

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Happy birthday!

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All hail The Chosen One!

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Don't forget to make a wish.

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I need blood!

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No!

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I don't want to be The Chosen One.

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I don't want to be a vampire.

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I want to be human!

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You're not human and you never will be.

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You go outside, you'll be dust.

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Let me be a human!

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HE GASPS

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Rise and shine, sleepy dead.

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The day is almost done.

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The sun is being booed off the stage -

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"Boo! Get off!" -

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and the moon is waiting in the wings to sing you...

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Happy birthday, Vlad.

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It doesn't feel like my birthday.

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It feels like I'm going to my own funeral.

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I'd just put that down to waking up in a coffin.

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Oh, come on! You should be excited - soon you'll acquire powers

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that the rest of us lesser immortals can only dream of.

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What if I don't want those powers?

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Well...although you're called The Chosen One, you don't,

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in fact, have a choice.

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I don't want Sally and George coming to my party tonight.

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I mean, what if...

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I turn into some kind of bloodthirsty monster at midnight

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-and try to bite them?

-Well, it's too late.

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I've already sent one of those breather carriages to pick them up.

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I can't believe you're going dressed like that.

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I just want to make sure that everybody keeps their distance.

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I'd rather be unpopular than undead.

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Vlad won't let anybody harm us.

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Oh, all right.

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But in an emergency, burst this.

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I didn't know vampires were scared of loud bangs.

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I filled it with garlic juice before I put the helium in.

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What's in the cake? A UV grenade?

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Sorry! Probably can't see through your...

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Oh. Oh, your mirror's broken.

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Yeah, I've been meaning to get that fixed.

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BANGING

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-What was that?

-Just a bump in the road.

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Relax - we'll be there soon.

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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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Help! Help!

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Ow! Ah!

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Where's my face gone?

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BELL RINGS

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I smell burnt blood.

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Oh!

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Show me what abomination you're planning to serve my birthday boy.

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We've got finger food, haven't we?

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Ready-salted lips, mice bums, slapjacks, lollyclots...

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Oh, and my personal favourite - sugared slugs. Get a load of that!

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The slug doesn't taste as sweet as it used to.

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Ah! That's because you've swapped your sweet tooth

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for something a little...

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sharper.

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From now on, the one thing you'll want to bite most

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is warm, red and soon to be undead.

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We're not allowed to bite breathers, are we?

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One day that'll change. And you...

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-..need to be ready, Renfield.

-Ah.

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Come on! Come on!

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Pretend I'm a breather. "Hello, good morning."

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Attack me! Attack me!

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Come on!

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Ow!

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I've created the world's worst vampire.

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Perhaps you could give me a few tips.

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Yes, yes, I could. Get used to being hungry.

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I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...

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B.

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-Bats?

-No.

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-Blood?

-No.

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Here we are, end of the line.

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-Big brother!

-Oh!

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Now, that's not fair - you can't even see Vlad from here.

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I didn't realise I was driving the birthday boy's sister to the party.

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And his mum!

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You don't look old enough to have an 18-year-old son.

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If you're looking for a big tip, you're going the right way about it.

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DRIVER CHUCKLES

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OK, what do you want?

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Well, can't a doting father spoil his favourite son on his birthday?

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Really, this is too much.

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I'm welling up here!

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There may be tears, Vladimir. There may be tears.

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I'm sorry. It's just, you've never got me a present this big before.

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Well...you were never 18 before.

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Da-da!

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Ba-da!

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No, no. No, no. I...

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I wouldn't do that just yet.

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Not until you get your new powers.

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What is it? Some kind of plant?

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Ah! Inside this box

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is one of the seven wonders of the underworld.

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A clean pair of Renfield's pants?

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This is the Magister Maleficorum.

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I thought that was just a legend.

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Ah!

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An object of unimaginable power,

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containing pure evil,

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handed down the generations for safekeeping

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and now I'm-I'm-I'm...

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giving it to you.

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Most 18-year-olds get a car, Dad, not all the evil in the universe!

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No. Don't touch! Don't touch!

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-You've broken it, haven't you?

-No. No. No.

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It's a very valuable antique - just needs a little bit of, er,

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restoration - that's all.

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You want me to fix it so no-one finds out what you've done.

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All you've got to do is pop the evil back inside,

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seal up the hole and Bob's your uncle. Good as new.

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Happy birthday, Vlad.

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Next time, just get me a book token.

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I thought we were using Vlad's friends

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as a human shield in the attack.

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-They're not Vlad's friends.

-Hello?! They're at his party.

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On the drive over here, I discovered something.

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-What?

-That you are the worst spy in the world.

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Those breathers are Vlad's mother and sister!

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-Vlad's mum is a breather?

-Yes.

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Vlad is Dimidius - half vampire, half breather.

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We'll get our revenge by shaming the whole of the Dracula family.

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Let's go round them up and dust them.

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No. We do this right.

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I'll inform the Vampire High Council,

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you gather the soldiers and guard the exits. No-one leaves.

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And try not to mess this up!

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Surprised you're still here.

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I thought you had places to go, people to bite.

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I promised Vlad I'd be here for his big day.

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Bet you did.

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So, are you here for the power or the presents?

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-GEORGE:

-Vlad...we're here.

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It's good to see you.

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Sally, Sally, bring it in! Bring it in!

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There's a hug here with your name on it.

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-Yeah, I'd rather not.

-Hmm?

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-Just in case there's a neck here with your teeth on it.

-Ooh!

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Then how about a fangs-free high-five?

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-Hey, Count.

-Hey.

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I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit nervous.

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-You know, after what happened last time.

-It's all right, Mum.

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Renfield's been here for years and he hasn't been bitten.

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Actually, breaking news - I've joined the club.

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-Look!

-HE CHUCKLES

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Although his membership is... very much under review.

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OK, so maybe he's not the best example...

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You'll be OK. Look, thank you for bringing the food.

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Yes, it's nice to have some breathers in.

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Oh, you mean the cake.

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Ignore Ingrid. She's a team player now...

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-apparently.

-It's fine.

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I've missed the last 17 birthdays - I'm not going to miss this one.

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No, no, no. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

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I'm highly trained and... armed to the teeth.

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Lazak and Tag, it's me - Asan!

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Wake up, you two.

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You're going to be in big trouble

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if you don't get down from there right now!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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These are real bats, aren't they?

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Yes, Master.

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Let's not mention this to my brother. OK?

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Happy birthday, Vlad.

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Wow!

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That's beautiful. Thanks, Tal.

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It's a Yin and Yang necklace.

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They're detachable, so when you meet someone special you give them half.

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That way, you can always be connected...

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..even when you're apart.

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I think someone's hoping for a 50% return on their investment.

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We're just friends - a concept you'd struggle to get your head around

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-because you haven't got any.

-Ouch!

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Here we are.

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It's nearly midnight, Vladdy. Wait, wait, wait.

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This is it, Vlad!

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Let the countdown begin!

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-ALL:

-Five, four,

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three, two, one...

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Happy birthday!

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All hail The Chosen One!

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Don't forget to make a wish.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Dracula family, follow me -

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there'll be a queue at the front door waiting to worship Vlad.

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Let the grovelling begin!

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Sorry, duty calls.

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Renfield, cut the cake. We won't be long.

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Ah! The Leader of the Vampire High Council.

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This is, indeed, an honour.

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May I present my son, The Chosen One?

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A-ha-ha!

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Vladimir Dracula...

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..I am arresting you on suspicion of being a half-breather.

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You do not have to say anything,

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but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned

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something you come to rely upon in court.

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This is an outrageous accusation.

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Where is your evidence? Hmm? Hmm?

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Upstairs, eating cake.

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Good work, brother.

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You two just never give up, do you?

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You, too, are also under arrest, Count Dracula,

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for committing the crime.

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And Ingrid Dracula for being born of a criminal.

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Oh, you chose the wrong day to take on this family.

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Let me show you what I can do!

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What I can do!

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Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're really not helping.

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You said the transformation would take place at midnight!

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Well, I'm sorry, Cinderella, I can't just...

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I can't just wave my magic wand and make it happen, can I?

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So much for the all-powerful Chosen One.

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-I've seen more threatening boils on Renfield's nose.

-Take them away!

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You know I can't let you do that.

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Oh, yay, it's the hippie to the rescue(!)

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What are you going to do - hug them to death?

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Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Vladimir?

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She's my bodyguard.

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You forget...

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I taught you all your best moves.

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-Get off me, Dad!

-"Dad"?

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OK, you have really been holding out on us.

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Collect the soldiers from the basement

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and guard the breathers until I return.

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Don't let them out of your sight.

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I'm counting on you.

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It's just a fishing exercise.

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If they could... Ooh!

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If they could prove Sally was your mother, we'd both be dust by now.

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Deny everything.

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Ah!

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-Why can't I...?

-Don't worry - you'll get your powers back at dawn.

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How do you know that?

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Er...

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I think I read about it somewhere. Yes, yes, yes.

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It's all coming back to me now - half-breathers get their powers back

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when the sun rises on their 18th birthday.

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All we have to do is hold out till then.

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These walls will be no match for The Chosen One.

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I just hope Sally and George make it through the night.

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We have to escape!

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They must've tied you up cos they think you're still a breather.

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Can't you turn into a bat and go and get help?

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It's actually a lot harder than it looks.

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Can't you turn into smoke? Every vampire can do that.

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Oh, yeah. Rub it in, why don't you?

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You can do it, Renfield. You just have to keep trying.

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I hate being a vampire!

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I thought it's what you always wanted.

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I wanted to be like Master but... I'm rubbish.

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I can't stop biting my lip.

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You'll get it eventually, Renfield.

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Why don't you try focusing on something? Like that balloon.

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Just keep looking at it and thinking, "I am a bat."

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HE CLEARS THROAT

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I am a bat.

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I am a bat.

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I am a bat.

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'When the guilty verdict comes in, we're biting the breathers.'

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I did it!

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I hate to break it to you, Renfield, but...

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you're not a bat.

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My vampire hearing is working!

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I heard them say... they're planning to bite us!

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Which, actually, is not such good news, is it?

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Wait. Which one of the balloons has the garlic juice in it?

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It could be any of them.

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Then we're going to have to find a way to burst them all.

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You won't break them - they're pure Argentellium.

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I sat on the subcommittee that agreed the spec.

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-Why didn't you tell me he was a half-breather?

-Because he's not.

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Even when you were a child, I knew when you were lying.

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How could you hurt me by deceiving me like this?

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Oh! He's gone in early with the emotional blackmail.

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My dad tends to hold back and only use that in emergencies.

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I didn't mean to hurt you, Dad.

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I was just doing my job - the one that you asked me to do.

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I didn't ask you to babysit a half-breather.

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Once you knew his true identity, you should have turned him in.

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Why are all fathers so dense?

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Can't you see your little girl has a serious crush?

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We are just friends!

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Really? You're sticking with that?

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Make a full confession,

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confirming he's Dimidius.

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I'll take it to the council, get you a pardon.

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I'm still his bodyguard and it is my duty to protect him.

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I'd take a stake for him if I had to.

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I don't know why they bother having daughters -

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we're always such a massive disappointment to them.

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It's like they want us to fail.

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Mm, I hear you.

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Breather food is so disgusting.

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How can anyone eat this filth?

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We should try it - research how disgusting it really is.

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Eurgh!

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OK. Ready, steady...

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Now!

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Get them!

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That's not it.

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George, run!

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I'll stop him!

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Stay here and keep guard. I'll find her!

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George!

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-George!

->

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Let me save you the public humiliation of a trial.

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Just sign this confession and all this can be over.

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Let me think it over. At least give me until dawn.

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Why? So you can make your choice to stay a vampire

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and get your Chosen One powers?

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Planning a breakout, are we?

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What do you mean, "STAY a vampire"?

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Dimidius have two sides - vampire and breather -

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each fighting for dominance.

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But at dawn on your 18th birthday, you have a choice.

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In the three minutes it will take the sun to rise,

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you can decide your own destiny.

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Stay in the shadows and your vampire side becomes dominant,

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your powers restored.

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Step into the sunlight and your vampire side is destroyed,

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leaving the breather side to dominate.

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You become human.

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No... No, that's not possible.

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Vampire or human -

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what's it to be, Vladimir Dracula?

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Confess and we'll let you decide.

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Confess and you'll be sweeping me up before sunrise.

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It's your father we really want.

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Testify against him and you can flap out of here a free vamp.

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My family is worth more than my freedom.

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A trial it is, then.

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It's time.

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Your trial is about to begin.

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Not you.

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Your case is being heard separately.

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I want to see Vlad.

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This trial is a formality. I doubt very much

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whether you'll see any of the Dracula family ever again.

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So much for "innocent until proven guilty".

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If I don't come back, will you tell Piers that I...

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..despise him?

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How could you not tell me I had a choice?!

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Well, it must have slipped my mind. Are you sure I didn't mention it?

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I think I'd remember if you said I could become human.

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Still, it's hardly a choice, is it?

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Who'd want to become a stinking breather?

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You knew... You knew it's what I've always wanted.

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It's not all it's cracked up to be.

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Do you really want to grow old and wrinkly with a face like a walnut?

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It's a life. One life.

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A beginning, a middle and an end.

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I'll take that over being forever stuck in limbo on the night shift.

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No more fangs, no more blood, no more hiding in the shadows.

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You say "potato", I say "pot-ah-to". Anyway...

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being immortal is fun

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and if it isn't, then you're just doing it wrong.

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If I get out of here before sunrise, I'm stepping into the light

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and going to live with Sally and George.

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It'll make a nice change living with people who don't lie the whole time.

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HE MUTTERS

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In life or death situations, a little white lie can be excused.

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Now is definitely not the time to start telling the truth,

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the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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SHE SCREAMS

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-Gotcha!

-SHE YELLS

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-What is that?!

-I don't know,

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and I don't want to stick around to find out.

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You're right - let's get out of here.

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There!

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As we drove into Garside,

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the breather clearly stated that she was his sister.

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And could you point out to the jury the vampire she was referring to?

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It was Vladimir Dracula.

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You can smell it on him. Dimidius!

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Oh, this is preposterous!

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Everyone knows there's a feud between our families

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since the...unfortunate dusting of his father.

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Unfortunate? He was murdered by you!

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It was self-defence after he dusted my son!

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When I say "son", Malik wasn't really my son...

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Let's stick to the relevant facts.

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I admit I do want revenge.

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But it doesn't alter the truth.

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Vlad is a half-breather. An abomination.

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I am The Chosen One.

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That's what started this whole feud.

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Why your sister wanted to marry me

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and why his father planned to kill me

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-after I'd bitten her on our wedding night!

-Enough!

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There's a very simple way to settle this matter.

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If you are, indeed, pure-breed,

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all you need is to demonstrate to the jury now, before dawn...

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..that you have powers.

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Throw a fireball.

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But he can't do that in here - his powers are far too strong.

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It'd be as if Prometheus himself had scorched the room.

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Then levitate.

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I refuse to perform like a circus monkey.

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I am The Chosen One. Release me!

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And us. Us.

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Yes. And them.

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OK. If Sally isn't your breather mother,

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you won't mind if I go to Garside and bite her.

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Pathetic!

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I rest my case.

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Hurry up. He's coming round!

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I hope these fangs are better on necks than they are on rope.

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Do you think George managed to escape?

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He's still out looking for her - that's a good sign.

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GROANING

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Unlike...

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You're going to pay for this.

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We're going to have to make a run for it.

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Why are you helping me now?

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You were tying me up ten minutes ago.

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You've always been a friend to me.

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It's time I did something for you.

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Agh! Get the vampires - they're stronger!

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I can't - they'll tell my brother.

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-Please.

-He's counting on me.

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Please, Asan!

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Raise your hands,

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all those in favour of finding the defendants guilty.

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I'm memorising all your faces.

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You especially.

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However...

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it is traditional in cases of Dimidius

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to offer a family member a pardon.

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You can't do that! They've been found guilty.

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Show some respect.

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The Leader has made his decision.

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You're only doing this to ease your own conscience.

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Keep your pardon - we don't want it.

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He's joking.

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Of course we'll take the pardon.

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Vlad, you're a free man.

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The Dracula throne is yours.

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Just make sure my collection of slayer weapons goes to a good cause.

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Like him.

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The pardon will be decided by a fight to the dust.

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The male members of the clan will fight first.

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You...

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..will fight the winner.

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Why is it the girls never get to go first for anything -

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even a fight to the dust?

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Maybe now isn't the best time to be campaigning for equal rights.

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Take them to the fight chamber!

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Lock your coffins. I'm coming for each and every one of you. Yes!

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Only one of you can get out of here.

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But if you refuse to fight,

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both of you will be taking an early garlic bath.

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GUARDS CHUCKLE

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Let the fight to the dust begin!

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So...

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how are you enjoying your birthday so far?

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Right, right.

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