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No! No! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
No... Help me... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
His fever is growing. This is the most uncommon, common cold. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:25 | |
Find something to help him! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
But I've tried everything, Master. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Tincture of mandrake, poultices of monkshood and toadflax, | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
infusions of dwarfwort and periwinkle... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Same old, same old! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
If anyone discovers he has a cold, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
they'll put two and two together and realise he's half human! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
You need to make him well before that happens! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
It's impossible. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Humans haven't found a cure for the common cold | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
and they've been trying for thousands of years... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
One hour! You have one hour. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Great(!) | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Dressed to kill. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Today's the day I show those old coffin loiterers | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
on the High Council. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Time to make a splash... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
CRASHING | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
I'd better not give that one to Master Vlad... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
But I've got to find a cure. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I can't afford to let him down. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Oh, no... I was saving that mouldy spud for me lunch. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Why is Renfield trying to blow us all up? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
How's Vlad? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Fine. Fine. Fine. He's just having a bat nap. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Really? So what's with your 24-hour vigil then? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
And how come this room looks like the inside of a weasel's nose? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
The room... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
The room is coming out in sympathy for Vlad's... | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
temporary indisposition. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
So that makes this...? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Mucus. Vampire mucus, naturally. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-Oh. -Gross! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Don't you have a Vampire Council meeting to go to? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I hear they've made you head of doughnuts. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Minister for Catering, actually. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Impressive. Impressive. Do you get your own apron? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
CRASHING | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Wow! | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
He's fine! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
He's ill! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
He's supposed to be the Chosen One - how come he looks like that? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Because... Because... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
when Vlad reaches 18, he will inherit unimaginable power, | 0:02:56 | 0:03:03 | |
this is simply his...body preparing. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
Or, it's like I've always thought, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
there's something not quite right about my little brother. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
My spud's gone all hairy... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
You think you have time to waste polishing your empty head? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Now Ingrid's growing suspicious, I need that cure. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
But it's good news, Master! I think I've found one. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
It's specially formulated to rebalance the human | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
and vampire sides of Vlad's body. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-Only... -Only? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Only there's a slight chance it might prove fatal | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
to Vlad's human side. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
What we need is a guinea pig to test it on. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Someone dispensable, utterly inconsequential? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Uh-huh... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Me. Of course. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
If I don't survive this, what I would like to say is... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Just get on with it! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Mmmm... Actually, it ain't half bad... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
HE GURGLES AND BURPS | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Curses! Oh, well, goodbye, Renfield, it's been...disgusting. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh! Don't worry, Master. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
It was just the putrid toad I had earlier repeating on me. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
-Windy pops. -Then it's safe? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Oh, yeah. "Thank you for curing my son, Renfield." | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
"Oh, no, not at all, all in a day's work. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
"Thank you very much. I was just..." | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Time to put the motion to a vote. All those in favour... | 0:05:07 | 0:05:12 | |
Aye. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
The High Council denies Warnock's motion. Mark it so. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:25 | |
AIR WHOOSHES | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
SNIGGERING | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Well, gentlemen, if that is all, I think we can adjourn. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:45 | |
I was told the meeting started at three, it's only five to. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
The meeting was brought forward an hour. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
Did you not receive the carrier bat with the memo? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
No. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
We all naturally assumed you had a hair appointment or some | 0:05:58 | 0:06:04 | |
important shopping trip that couldn't be cancelled. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
No matter. We were discussing weighty issues and, you know... | 0:06:09 | 0:06:15 | |
you might have... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Never mind. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
While you're here you can make yourself useful | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
and fetch the drinks and nibbles. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
How is he, Master? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Your potion isn't working! He's getting worse. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
The mucus on the walls looks thicker. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
And greener. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Tasty though. The potion just needs to work a bit, Master. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
I'll stay with him. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Would you like me to wait with you? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Certainly not. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
HE MOANS | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
At-choo! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Excellent. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh, Vladdy! You've gone! Oh, my poor boy! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:25 | |
Taken from me so young. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Your ashes will be put in a place of honour and revered above... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:37 | |
Excuse I... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
How dare you! Wretch! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
First your disgusting potion destroys my son, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
and now you're collecting him up like the contents of an old ashtray! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-But, Master... -Quiet! While I tear you limb from limb! | 0:07:54 | 0:08:00 | |
Put him down, Dad, I'm fine. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Vladdy! I'm so pleased you're OK. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
But then, who was this? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
No-one. It's my dandruff. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
I'm producing loads of it now I've got hair. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
Oh, look, twins... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
You collect your dandruff? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
I recycle everything. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
D'you want to know what I've got in the rest of my jars? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
No, we do not! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
It's so good to see you with no colour in your cheeks again. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
-Yes, I'm good. -On a roll, aren't I? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Inventing a cure for baldness and Master Vlad's cold all in one day. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Are you saying I had a cold? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Colds are for breathers. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
What? What? Exactly. Exactly. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Ignore the numbskull, he doesn't know what he's talking about. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
You didn't have a cold, you had a...temporary indisposition. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
"Temporary indisposition"? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Yes. Yes. Renfield was just using simple terms he could understand. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:06 | |
Much in the same way the ancient Romans thought the world was | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
a giant birthday cake and the stars were the candles. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
No, they didn't. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Well, that's what your Uncle Cornelius told me and he was there. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
Are you hungry? I am starving. Come, come on! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
I heard that Morgan knocked back another one of your proposals. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
I'm so sorry. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Look at this. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
A long list of cutting edge ideas I've suggested | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
and Morgan the moron has dismissed them all. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I've said too much. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
No, it's fine. Go on, it's good to share. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Apart from you and I, this whole Council are a bunch of old... | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Coffin loiterers? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Exactly! And Morgan is the dodderiest old loiterer of them all! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Excuse me. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Top up? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
This is too dangerous. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Warnock... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Ah, here you are. I've been looking for you. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
Why? You don't have to keep fussing over me, I'm fine. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
I know. I know. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Studying for your... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
..Batalauriat? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:38 | |
No. I'm trying to find out how it's possible for me | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
to catch a breather's cold. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I told you, it wasn't a cold. It was a temporary indisposition. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:48 | |
That doesn't mean anything! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Very well. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
Your ailment was due to your body preparing to receive more | 0:10:54 | 0:11:02 | |
power on your 18th birthday, so perhaps we should call it... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
a transitional temporary indisposition. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
Makes more sense... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
But I still don't believe you. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
You're starting to look like a girl, Renfield. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Oh, thank you very much. I'm getting terrible split ends, though. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
I couldn't borrow your conditioner could I, Master? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Conditioner?! I am the Prince of Darkness! | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-So that cranberry and jojoba... -Is what your mother left! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
What do you want? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
I brought some medicine for Master Vlad. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
We don't want him to have a relapse, do we? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
So, I have got some Vitamin C, and some lovely chicken soup... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
-All the things you'd take for a... -Transitional temporary indisposition! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
Now, get out! OUT! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Let's play Stakes and Ladders. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
-No. -Your favourite? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
No. It's always the slayer, in the kitchen with the stake. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Why aren't you letting me research this? What are you trying to hide? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Nothing. Nothing. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-What's wrong? -Odd. I've got this tickle... | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
A cough? I've got a cough now? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
You probably swallowed some of... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
HE COUGHS ..Renfield's dandruff. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
HE COUGHS VIOLENTLY | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Vladdy! Vlad! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Thank you, Vladdy. Thank you. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
-Hold on... -What are you doing? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I was just sitting in the sunlight. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Why aren't I a big pile of ash right now? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
It was touch and go, Vladdy. Look, there's definite singeing. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
And that's all. I should be dust! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-What's going on? -I have no idea. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, I think you do. First I get a cold... | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-It was a transitional... -It was a cold! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Then a cough, and now I can sit in the sun like a kid at the seaside! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Well, the sun's not as strong at this time of the day. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-No more lies! -It's been a long night, I really think... | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Stop stalling! Tell me what you know. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
There really is nothing to tell. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Fine. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
Where are you going? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
I'll go see Ingrid and her new BFFs on the High Council. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Maybe they'll have some answers. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
No, that would be a very, very bad idea. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
-For whom? -All of us! Me, mostly... -Then tell me what's going on. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
No good can come of it. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
30 seconds or I'm going to the High Council. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Now you listen to me, boy. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
You're opening a can of bats that could ruin everything. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
15 seconds. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Please. Please, don't make me do this! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
Whatever it is, I can handle it. Now tell me! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
You had your chance. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
You can face the consequences. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
You're half breather! | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
-Now, where were we...? I think you'd just called Morgan a doddery... -Sh! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh, Warnock... | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
You're not just another Billy Big Fangs, are you? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
All talk and no action. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
No! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
My computerisation of the High Council's library raised more | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
than a few eyebrows. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Computerising the library? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Does that really count as action? | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
I made it available in three different formats. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Still... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
You two huddled together again? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
What exactly are you up to? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
We're plotting to overthrow Morgan. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Priceless! Absolutely priceless. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
What were you thinking?! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
Relax. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
I'm a girl, nobody takes anything I say seriously. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Even for a vampire you're twisted! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
Aw, sweet. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Are you all right? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
I can't think straight... | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
You're still weak, you haven't recovered properly, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
but no matter. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
Once they come of age all vampires get a power boost. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Once that happens... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
It was Mum, wasn't it? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
She cheated on you with a breather? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
She was always cold and unfeeling... Now I know why. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
She was ashamed of me. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
Why didn't you kick her out? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
You know me. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
No matter what she did I could never stop loving her. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
When you arrived... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
..I agreed to raise you as my own, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
to protect her reputation... | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
And I've never, ever regretted that decision for one moment, Vlad. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
I'm the good guy here. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
No, you're not. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
You've lied to me my whole life. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
I've always felt like an outsider, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
like I didn't fit in as a vampire, | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
and you knew why! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
If you'd told me, I could've made sense of things. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
I couldn't tell you. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Why not? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
It would have been too dangerous. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Look, having a child with a breather | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
breaks the vampires' most sacred rule. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
It's the biggest taboo. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
As Head of the Clan I would've been executed and you... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
You would have been seen as an abomination, Vlad. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:53 | |
The abominable vampire. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
-It's not funny! -It's hilarious. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
If I'm half human, how can I be the Chosen One? | 0:16:56 | 0:17:01 | |
I was more than a little surprised at that myself, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
but then vampire law moves in very mysterious ways. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
So who's my real father? | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
There's no point in dragging up the past... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Who is it?! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
This is too much for you in your condition, you need to rest. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
No chance. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Where are you going? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:21 | |
If you can't or won't tell me who my father is... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
I have to go and find Mum. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Warnock the Great! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
That is how you want to be remembered, isn't it? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-How did you...? -That's not important. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
You are the only member of the Council with the vision, | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
the drive and the charisma to take us out of the 13th century. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
I couldn't have put it better myself. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
In fact, that's exactly what I wrote in... | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
You owe it to yourself and vampires everywhere | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
to step up, sweep away the old guard, | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
take charge and deliver us into a new, golden age. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
You can't let Morgan get in your way. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
You...are so right! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
It's time to seize my destiny! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
You're not going to stop me, get out of my way. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Do my feelings count for nothing? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Your feelings? You don't have any! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
I've been a true father to you, treated you like my own. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Am I just to be cast aside now? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
You know what, you're right, you have done all that, haven't you? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
Why? You don't do noble. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
I told you, it was to protect your mother. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
No, no. There's a limit to what you'd do, even for Mum. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Bringing up another man's child is definitely way, way over it. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Stupid! I've been so stupid! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
You're lying, aren't you? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
It wasn't Mum that was unfaithful, it was you! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Vladimir! You have my word. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Your word means nothing! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
HE CHOKES AND GROANS | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
If you're not my real father, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:07 | |
I have no further use for you or your lies! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
I had no idea that collecting old capes could be so fascinating. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
One day, my dear, if you're very lucky, | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I shall let you clean them. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
That would be such an honour. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
What's this? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
For the greater good of vampire kind! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I don't understand. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
Allow me. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
I cannot thank you enough for alerting me to... | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
..Warnock's treachery. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Your loyalty will not go unrewarded. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Do you know... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
..if only you weren't a weak and useless girl, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
I would make you my deputy in a breather's heartbeat. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
I've learnt to know my place, sir. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
I'm just happy to be your humble servant. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Stop it, Vlad, stop it. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
You're killing us both. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
-Then tell me the truth! -I have told you the truth! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Master! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
What are you doing to your dad?! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
According to him, he's not my dad! | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
-Of course he is. -Shut up, Renfield. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
I did do a DNA test to work out what was wrong with you | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
and there's no doubt about it, he's definitely your old man. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Get off me. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Go get make more of your potion for Vlad, he's having a relapse. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Why lie? Why make it out that Mum was the unfaithful one? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Because... Because... | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
If you thought I was the victim, I hoped... | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
I hoped you'd go along with what I wanted and let sleeping bats lie. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
All right. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
I met your mother at a Goth festival in Whitby. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
I saw her across a crowded room full of depressed youth. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
At first, I really thought she really was one of us - | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
some of those Goths are very convincing. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Anyway... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
We talked, we got on... We, erm... | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
I don't remember her name... | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
I'm not sure I ever knew it, really. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Did she know you were a vampire? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
No, no, no, of course not. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
But when I found you were about to be born, I had to adopt you. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
You'd never have survived in a world of breathers, Vlad. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
So how did Mum... | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
sorry, Magda, fit into this sordid little story? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:20 | |
Magda, Magda, Magda. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
She agreed to pass you off as her own. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
It took the pressure off her to produce a male heir | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
and it meant she could go off and do what she wanted. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
She certainly grabbed that baton and ran with it. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
So my whole life has been a total lie. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
You are one piece of work. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
I did what I thought was best. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
Really? Where's my real mum now? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Don't even think about looking for her. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
You don't get to tell me what to do any more. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
I am still your regent! | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh, I think we're way past all that! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Very well. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
There's no point looking for your real mother. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
After the adoption I bit her and left her a lifeless husk. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
No wonder you didn't want to tell me. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I feel sick. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
I had no choice. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
If the truth had ever come out, | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
the Vampire High Council would have ordered my destruction. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
I couldn't afford to leave any loose ends. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Loose ends?! That was my mother! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Right then. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
I expect you want to get on with killing me now. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Just do it. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
No, that'd be too easy. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
I'm going to the High Council to tell them what you've done. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
I want to see you totally humiliated. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Leave me alone! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
I'll get there, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
even if I have to crawl every inch of the way. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
That's better. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Sorry. It's been lovely, it really has, but you're out of control. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
I can't let you come between myself and my duty to Master Vlad. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
You're going to have to go. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Fetch me a cold one, girl. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
Silence! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
Miss Dracula. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
I think you and I need to have a little talk. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Thanks. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
What's the matter? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
My hair was out of control... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
-CRYING: -..so I got rid of it. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Most people just switch hair gels. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Out. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
-Vlad... -Nothing you've got to say is going to stop me | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
going to the High Council... | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
as soon as I'm strong enough. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
All right. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
All right, all right. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Your mother's name is Sally. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
She was only 18 when I met her in Whitby. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Magda and I had separated again... | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
..so I decided to go to the festival to, er... | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
..cheer myself up. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
She was the most bewitching of women, Vlad. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:28 | |
I was very, very fond of her. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Blah, blah, blah. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
You'll do or say anything to stop me going to the High Council. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
No, no. This is the truth now. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
I only lied to protect her. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
Protect her? She's dead! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
You killed her! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Look at me. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
I could never have done that. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
I didn't even bite her. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
I just told you that to try and stop you looking for her. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
Believe me, tracking her down could put her life in mortal danger. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:23 | |
Breathers and vampires... | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
..they are a dangerous mix, Vladimir. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
You have to forget her, please. For her sake... | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
..and ours. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 |