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Calling Zog! Calling Zog!

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Zo-o-og!

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Zag Novak and Zig Djokovic reporting from Planet Earth.

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Today we talk about tennis.

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The sport of kings. Two horses, two knights with long pointy sticks

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and they run at each other to knock their opponent off their mount,

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and the winner of the tennis match gets to marry the Princess!

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Think you got that wrong, Ziggity-bo.

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-They use rackets, not pointy sticks.

-Oh.

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Everything else, spot-on.

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Tennis nowadays is a game where

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you try to get the tiny ball into the net,

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avoiding the speeding children who dart back and forth in front of it.

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Do you still get to win the Princess's hand in marriage?

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The royals often attend tennis matches

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-but the prize nowadays is a giant cup.

-A boring cup?

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That's full of strawberries and cream!

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Deliciousest prize ever!

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So, Zag, if they don't ride horses any more in a tennis field,

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where do they play tennis?

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Modern tennis is played in a court.

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Does the judge not mind?

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They only play at weekends when there are no court cases.

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Makes sense. Do they have refs like in feetball?

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No, tennis is judged by vampires!

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Vampires?!

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But don't worry, they're locked in a high chair

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-so they can't bite the players' necks.

-Makes sense!

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40, love!

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Why, thank you, darling!

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What's with all the grunting? "Uhh!"

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Many tennis players to this day still grunt

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but it dates all the way back to prehistoric tennis,

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-when cavemen used to play it.

-Wow!

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And the grunts are signals to the other players

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to try and throw them off their game as you serve the ball.

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Hurgh! That means there's a T Rex right behind you.

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Sneaky!

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Uuh! That means your shorts have fallen down.

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-Huh? Got me again!

-And this one... Huuu-argh!

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-Eat my strawberries and cream dust, sister!

-Bu-urn. Tss!

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-Deuce!

-I thought you'd never ask. Orange or blackcurrant or orange?

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Or blackcurrant? Or orange?

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There you have it.

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All you need to know about the crazy Earth game of tennis.

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Woohoo! Orangey!

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Zig and Zag signing off, but remember, Zoglings,

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we'll be back super shortly with another Zogcast

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-from the little blue planet called Earth. BOTH:

-Zog you later!

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