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Calling Zog! Calling Zog! | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
Zo-o-og! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
Zag Novak and Zig Djokovic reporting from Planet Earth. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Today we talk about tennis. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
The sport of kings. Two horses, two knights with long pointy sticks | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
and they run at each other to knock their opponent off their mount, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
and the winner of the tennis match gets to marry the Princess! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
Think you got that wrong, Ziggity-bo. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
-They use rackets, not pointy sticks. -Oh. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Everything else, spot-on. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Tennis nowadays is a game where | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
you try to get the tiny ball into the net, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
avoiding the speeding children who dart back and forth in front of it. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
Do you still get to win the Princess's hand in marriage? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
The royals often attend tennis matches | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
-but the prize nowadays is a giant cup. -A boring cup? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
That's full of strawberries and cream! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Deliciousest prize ever! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
So, Zag, if they don't ride horses any more in a tennis field, | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
where do they play tennis? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Modern tennis is played in a court. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Does the judge not mind? | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
They only play at weekends when there are no court cases. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Makes sense. Do they have refs like in feetball? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
No, tennis is judged by vampires! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Vampires?! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
But don't worry, they're locked in a high chair | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-so they can't bite the players' necks. -Makes sense! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
40, love! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Why, thank you, darling! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
What's with all the grunting? "Uhh!" | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Many tennis players to this day still grunt | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
but it dates all the way back to prehistoric tennis, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-when cavemen used to play it. -Wow! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
And the grunts are signals to the other players | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
to try and throw them off their game as you serve the ball. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Hurgh! That means there's a T Rex right behind you. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Sneaky! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Uuh! That means your shorts have fallen down. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Huh? Got me again! -And this one... Huuu-argh! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-Eat my strawberries and cream dust, sister! -Bu-urn. Tss! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-Deuce! -I thought you'd never ask. Orange or blackcurrant or orange? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Or blackcurrant? Or orange? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
There you have it. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
All you need to know about the crazy Earth game of tennis. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Woohoo! Orangey! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Zig and Zag signing off, but remember, Zoglings, | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
we'll be back super shortly with another Zogcast | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-from the little blue planet called Earth. BOTH: -Zog you later! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
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