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Birthdays

Zig and Zag report back to Zog about how earthlings celebrate birthdays and get to be treated like a king or queen for the day.


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-Calling Zog! Calling Zog!

-Party invite!

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-Party invite from Hacker!

-Ah, excellente, Zig!

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Cos on today's Zogcast, we talk about birthdays!

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Why? Are they different on Earth?

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-VERY different!

-Oh! Surely they do

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the Birthday Bing Bong Boopaloop Bitty Bitty Boom Boom?

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-BOTH:

-Bing bong boopaloop bitty bitty boom boom!

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No. They don't.

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So how DO earthlings celebrate their birthday?

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They have parties! And at these parties, they have cards,

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balloons and cakes with numbers on them!

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And when it's your birthday,

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it's like being king or queen for the day!

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I-If it was my birthday, could I ride up front on our scooter?

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If it WAS your birthday, I...

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Oh! We could go to the cinema and see Girls Who Love Shoes IV!

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What?! They made a fourth one?!

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Well, if it was your birthday, I suppose we could...

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But I'm sure there's other fun things you'd like to do

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if it was your actual birthday.

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Nuh-uh, girlfriend!

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Ugh...

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On your Earth birthday, you get presents like this.

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-BELL PINGS

-Why is it covered up?

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Earthlings buy pressies in a shop, put them in a paper bag,

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take them home, take them out of the paper bag,

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and then put them back in more paper,

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spend ages sticking sticky tape all over it,

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only for it all to be ripped off in a split second.

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But, Zag, what's in there?

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Oh! WHAT IF IT'S BROCCOLI?! WHAT IF IT'S A BADGER?!

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WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING ELSE I ALREADY HAVE BEGINNING WITH B?!

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I'd be REALLY disappointed!

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Er, what if it's a bike? BELL PINGS

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-Oh, get real, Zag. Does it LOOK like a bike?

-Ugh...

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Who invented birthdays?

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Ah, an ancient man named Hugh, who lived way, way long ago.

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-Before Wi-Fi?

-And they wrote a song in his honour

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that is sung at every earthling's birthday party.

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-How does it go?

-ZAG CLEARS HIS THROAT

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# Happy birthday to Hugh

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# He sneezed on his shoe

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# He inve-ented birthdays

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# So you can have one too! #

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-Oh, that was beautiful.

-Yes.

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-Nuff respec', Hugh.

-Mm-hm.

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ARGH! CAKE ON FIRE! CAKE ON FIRE!

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No! On your Earth birthday,

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you huff and you puff and you blow the candles out!

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-Oh, OK.

-ZIG WHISTLES

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ELEPHANT TRUMPETS Argh!

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ZIG CHUCKLES

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So there you have it, citizens of Zog -

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all you need to know about birthdays.

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-BOTH:

-Zog you later!

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-Zogcast.

-Zogcast.

-Zogcast.

-Zogcast.

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-BOTH:

-ZOGCAST!

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Zig and Zag report from planet Earth. Zig and Zag report back to Zog about how earthlings celebrate birthdays and get to be treated like a king or queen for the day. They are puzzled by the practice of wrapping presents and cakes being on fire and Zag reveals the man who invented birthdays.


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