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-Calling Zog! Calling Zog!
-Party invite from Hacker!
-Ah, excellente, Zig!
Cos on today's Zogcast, we talk about birthdays!
Why? Are they different on Earth?
-Oh! Surely they do
the Birthday Bing Bong Boopaloop Bitty Bitty Boom Boom?
-Bing bong boopaloop bitty bitty boom boom!
No. They don't.
So how DO earthlings celebrate their birthday?
They have parties! And at these parties, they have cards,
balloons and cakes with numbers on them!
And when it's your birthday,
it's like being king or queen for the day!
I-If it was my birthday, could I ride up front on our scooter?
If it WAS your birthday, I...
Oh! We could go to the cinema and see Girls Who Love Shoes IV!
What?! They made a fourth one?!
Well, if it was your birthday, I suppose we could...
But I'm sure there's other fun things you'd like to do
if it was your actual birthday.
On your Earth birthday, you get presents like this.
-Why is it covered up?
Earthlings buy pressies in a shop, put them in a paper bag,
take them home, take them out of the paper bag,
and then put them back in more paper,
spend ages sticking sticky tape all over it,
only for it all to be ripped off in a split second.
But, Zag, what's in there?
Oh! WHAT IF IT'S BROCCOLI?! WHAT IF IT'S A BADGER?!
WHAT IF IT'S SOMETHING ELSE I ALREADY HAVE BEGINNING WITH B?!
I'd be REALLY disappointed!
Er, what if it's a bike? BELL PINGS
-Oh, get real, Zag. Does it LOOK like a bike?
Who invented birthdays?
Ah, an ancient man named Hugh, who lived way, way long ago.
-And they wrote a song in his honour
that is sung at every earthling's birthday party.
-How does it go?
-ZAG CLEARS HIS THROAT
# Happy birthday to Hugh
# He sneezed on his shoe
# He inve-ented birthdays
# So you can have one too! #
-Oh, that was beautiful.
-Nuff respec', Hugh.
ARGH! CAKE ON FIRE! CAKE ON FIRE!
No! On your Earth birthday,
you huff and you puff and you blow the candles out!
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS Argh!
So there you have it, citizens of Zog -
all you need to know about birthdays.
-Zog you later!