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School

Zig and Zag report back to Zog about school. It's the place on earth where children learn and they are taught by a teacher.


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Calling Zog, calling Zog.

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Yo, Zog, what's up?

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On this Zogcast, we've got all you need to know about...

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school!

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It's like a zoo for children.

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Exactly. The Earth children are divided into different classes...

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Like a zoo.

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..and they get fed while they're there.

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Like a zoo.

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They get to run around and play.

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Just like a zoo.

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And they have a special type of zookeeper, called...

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-a teacher.

-Are they human, too?

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No-one's entirely sure.

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What if I wanted to go to Earth school, what would I need?

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A school bag.

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What's that for, putting your school into?

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That would be huge-mongous.

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It's for weight training.

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It's filled with incredibly heavy books

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-that pupils must carry with them to school.

-Oh.

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You also need a uniform.

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Oh, I want a doctor's uniform.

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That would be coo-el.

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I'd like to be a knight!

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Oh, I want to be a knight, too!

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The knights of the square table!

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Coolest school uniform ever!

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What's this thing they call "break time"?

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An alarm goes off and you're allowed to go out and break stuff.

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I don't think so.

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Or you can just hang out in the yard with your buds.

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And trade cheeses,

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milk a goat,

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catch up with my besties -

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Riley, Michelle, James and Eldon.

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Wait a second,

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that's the cast of The Next Step.

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If I'm going to school, I'm going to THEIR school.

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True that!

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One good thing about school is that you get to go home in the afternoon.

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That means you can hang out, do fun stuff, watch CBBC.

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You CAN do that,

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but you've also got to do something called "homework".

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-What's that?

-It's what it says on the tin.

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The teacher gives you WORK to do at HOME.

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Why would they do that?

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We've been working all day.

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Teachers are NOT human after all.

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What if we had to go to a new school

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and it's really different?

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-Like, how?

-What if, in the new school, the teachers are zombies,

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your classmates are giant pieces of fruit

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and the playground is a gateway to another dimension?

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Or Hacker is in our class.

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All right, Zig and Zag.

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Oh, yeah, can Lindsay from Blue Peter be there, too?

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We can always dream, bro, we can always dream.

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BOTH: Ahh!

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So, Zoggling buddies,

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that was our report on the Earth thing called "school".

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School's cool.

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BOTH: Zog you later.

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-# Zogcast

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ZOGCAST!

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