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This programme contains very strong language and adult humour.

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We've got Nathe's farewell party this weekend. Is that straight?

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The legends will be here in a week.

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The stereo in the lounge room, get that and rig it up with some mics and shit.

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This here's the main chill-out area. We've got all the chairs and shit.

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This is where S.mouse is going to be performing.

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He can do all this shit up here. Yeah, yeah. It'll be awesome.

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Look how good it looks from here.

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We've got the skatey setup for Tim Okazaki.

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He's so good.

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He could flip out there, grind along that fence, or some shit.

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This is the surf stadium that me and the boys have set up.

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This is where Blake Oakfield is going to be doing his surf demo.

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Me and Nathan worked out this method where you can make waves.

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Oi, Nathan! Make waves!

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See? A bit of a swell there.

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Nathe, are you getting excited about the party?

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Your farewell party? Yeah?

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He's not understanding me so much these days.

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We reckon his hearing's really fucked. About 100% deaf.

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That's why he's got to go to deaf school.

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-SHOUTS:

-Nathan!

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Is your hearing fully fucked?

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There you go.

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You don't get much out of him these days. Poor kid.

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Yo! This is yo' boy, S.mouse.

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Tonight is my big night. It's my album night, my showcase.

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We got my new CD cover here. Yeah, this is The Real Me.

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This is my shit, my album, my music.

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Yeah, we got the music industry business suits coming in.

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We got the media. We got the DJs.

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We got anyone who's gonna make this ship blow up huge.

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Cos the king of motherfucking hip-hop is back.

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Yeah. I'm back tonight, yeah. I'm a little nervous but I'm excited.

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How's that look? That look good?

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I got my trademark dance move that I'm gonna be premiering.

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I'm gonna show you that move so you know when I do that. It's this.

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Starts at the front and you go...

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That's that shit there.

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That is gonna be bigger than Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.

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HIP-HOP BACKING TRACK

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This is the resurrection.

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Be uprising for the return of S.mouse exclamation mark!

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Yeah!

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. You all look amazing from up here.

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Yeah, yeah. You wanna all see the real me?

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You wanna meet the real me? Play that shit, please.

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Yeah.

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ELECTRONIC SOUNDTRACK

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-RAPS:

-You thought you knew me You didn't know me

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You thought I was for your kids Well, fuck your kids...

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'Tonight, I'm gonna be launching some of my new iconic fashion styles.'

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I got a lot of changes throughout the show. You gotta mix it up.

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Yeah, yeah, dick on my shoulder Get your dick on my shoulder

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She said go to bed And get your dick on my shoulder

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Tim, come and talk to me.

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'It's been a terrible week since Tim started seeing his girlfriend.

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'He barely talk to me.

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'He spend all his time with her,'

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leaving a shit-hot mess for me to clean up.

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If you go to her house again, I'll throw your laptop off the roof.

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'The news that Tim is not gay is all over the media.

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'It's gone worldwide.'

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My hair is falling out from the stress.

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That's never happened to me before. That's how fucking stressed I am.

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-Jen...

-I do not want to speak to them. Deal with it yourself.

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'The six-million-dollar Oshikara campaign, cancelled.'

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Shut the fuck up.

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'No-one wants to be associated with Tim because he is a liar.'

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-Don't look at me.

-But...

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Shut up.

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'Gay Style merchandise is in crisis.

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'We're gonna lose a lot of money over this.

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'All because of Tim and this girl.'

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-CAR HORN HONKS

-Hey, stupid slag!

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Tim, don't touch her.

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Come here.

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SPITS

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That's for you, slag!

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-Slag!

-SPITS

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-That's for you.

-SPITS

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What the hell, Mom? Go home! You're insane!

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..You held my balls like you was holding a dove

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Cos you was in love You got black balls

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I got big black, big black balls

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You know it's true, motherfuckers. Yeah.

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You know what? I'm sensing the energy levels are a little bit low in the room, yeah?

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I'm gonna get everyone on this side to say, "Yeah." Say, "Yeah!"

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Yeah. I can't hear you.

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-MAN: Slap your elbows, asshole!

-Say what?

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-Slap your elbows, asshole!

-I'm sensing some hate in the room.

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-Play that new song there. Play it.

-TRACK STARTS

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Who wants a three-legged dog? Yeah, yeah, d'you want it?

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Yeah. Three-legged dog I want a three-legged dog

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I want a three-legged dog I really, really, really, really...

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'When you perform, you've gotta give it everything.'

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That shit was off the hook, yeah. Woo!

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'You can't hold back, you know.'

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You gotta shine. You gotta sell yo' shit, you know what I'm saying?

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Some of them niggas was rocking out tonight, no shit!

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Genius is a little scary at first, you know what I'm saying?

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Frightens people at first, right?

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I guess, huh.

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I don't know about the ski boot though, man.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Woo! I am pooped! Yeah.

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It's the first show.

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You can put in 150% effort.

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You can love your job, go above and beyond,

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but there comes a time when your best efforts are not good enough.

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You just gotta pull up your socks, wipe your tears and move on,

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let someone else have a go.

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Nothing lasts for ever.

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Well, I guess this should come as no surprise. I have to let you go.

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I thought that's where we were headed.

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-I had to put the welfare of the boys first. You understand.

-I understand.

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-I wanted you to know that I knew about the Alzheimer's.

-Right.

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It wasn't just that Penny told me. I could see the signs.

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Penny shouldn't have told you that. She shouldn't have told you.

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Come on. She loves you. It's just not fair this has happened.

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Oh, it IS fair.

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Gotta let some young blood in.

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I guess that's true.

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So I'll be asked to move out of the house, then?

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I'm afraid so.

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I thought that might be the case.

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Ah, well.

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-Don't cry. It'll be OK.

-SHE SOBS

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'So I'm going. 25 years, not a bad innings.

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'Not bad at all for an old bitch like me.'

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-It's not fair.

-It is.

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We all have to move on.

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Nathan, this means "thank you". Can you do that?

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< Well done!

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Do your ones.

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He's doing "lesbian".

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Mum, I'm a lesbian.

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He's saying "dick". Look. Be sensible, guys.

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There's a deaf man in the house!

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< Daniel, don't tease him. He looks lovely in his uniform.

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-We can do "lesbian".

-Is this sign language?

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-And "dick".

-What's "dick"? Is that "dick"?

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-Don't be silly, guys.

-Can you do, um..."fuckface"?

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It's not even a real word. I can do "dickhead".

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-"Dick", "head"!

-That's awesome!

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I've got one. "How are you?"

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Good one, Steve(!)

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Went into town. Got some presents for the legends at the party.

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Five buck limit, so we got this for S.mouse.

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Ruler. Pen.

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That's for Blake Oakfield, chick surfing movie.

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And Tim Okazaki.

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Two-minute noodles, oriental style and some chopsticks.

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He might not want the food we eat.

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Daniel, do you seriously think they're gonna come to this party?

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-Gran said they are.

-They're definitely coming.

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We got two RSVPs.

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-S.mouse, we sent him a message about the squashed abbo kid...

-What?

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Don't worry. Just a message.

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Don't get your hopes up. It'll be a great party with just us.

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Why would Gran say they're coming if they're not coming?

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-Gran says some pretty strange things sometimes.

-Mate, they're not coming.

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If three Hollywood celebrities come this Saturday night, I will buy you a car, Daniel.

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You'll be buying me a car cos they will be coming.

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Get your chequebook out, Stevie.

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Believe what you believe, Steve.

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-I believe they're coming. You don't.

-Dream away, mate.

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-Dream away.

-I'm not dreaming. I know the reality.

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Gran said they're coming so they're coming.

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That's the end of the story. Nathe, get out of your uniform.

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-STEVE CHUCKLES

-Help us set up for the party.

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I don't know, man.

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Maybe my new shit is not that good and I just don't know it.

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Look, as your best friend, my nigga, I'm telling you right now.

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-Your shit is good.

-Maybe you kiss my ass too much, nigga.

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Maybe The Real Me isn't the real, REAL me, you know what I'm saying?

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I'm not writing from the heart. I'm writing from the head.

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-I'm thinking too much about shit.

-Change it up, then, dog.

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I don't know how to do that so easy.

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-Junior.

-I feel like I gotta get in touch with my emotions.

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Your momma wants to know when you're going back to your own house.

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Chill, motherfucker. I'm having a crisis.

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-I'm your son. I can stay as long as I like.

-OK.

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I'll pass that on to your momma.

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Where's that message with the little aboriginal kid

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that got squashed by the truck?

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That's the last time I really felt moved by some shit.

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-There's that kid that died.

-Motherfucker.

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That's a waste, man. That kid getting squashed is a fucking waste.

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That's my... That's how I feel, you know what I'm saying?

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I feel squashed. I feel squashed by the music industry, by the haters.

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This is shit that's making me feel stuff.

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I could write that shit into a song. See where I'm goin' with that?

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-Hell, yeah, dog.

-Junior.

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Your momma said to take your ass home by the end of the week.

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Shut the fuck up, please.

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Boy, we got a sex life that you're ruining by being here.

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Can you shut up, please? Motherfuck!

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-Look, you been here for three months, boy.

-Yeah, I know.

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-Your momma's getting horny. She won't fuck with you in the house.

-Shut up, please.

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Where's my dyslexia glasses? Gonna get this shit down!

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Tim, this might say where she is. She left this note in the office.

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"Fuck you, Tim. Fuck you, all. I'm off to kill myself and the dog.

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"Unless you dump your girlfriend and tell the world you are gay,

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"the dog and me are dead. Mum."

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-Where do you think she went?

-I have a few ideas.

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I always run away when I get upset about something.

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This is not the first time I done it.

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I find it's quite a good method to get your point across.

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Everyone starts to freak out when they don't know where you are.

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I just sent my text message to Tim.

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"Two hours till the dog gets it."

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So we'll see what happens.

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Thank you. Sit still, please.

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Do you see her?

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Come on, Mom. Let's go home.

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-How did you find me?

-It is where you came last time you ran away.

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I'm not coming home.

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-Don't be stupid.

-You're the stupid one.

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-Come on. Let's go home, Mom.

-No.

-I have something to tell you.

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The only thing I want you to tell me is that you're gay

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and you're not straight.

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Until you say that I'm not coming home.

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-Come on, Mom.

-No.

-I have to tell you something.

-Get off me.

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-Come on, Jen.

-Let's go home.

-That's good.

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-You'd better have something good to tell me.

-It will be.

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Take the dog. It's yours, anyway.

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Now, I've got Penny keeping an eye on you,

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to make sure you're behaving yourself, so I'll get a full report.

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Is that for me, is it?

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Thank you, Taylor. What have we got here?

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Oh! That's lovely, isn't it?

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A key ring, is it? Did you make that in craft?

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Thank you, sweetheart. Very thoughtful.

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Now,

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I want you to try harder with your talking.

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I know you've got it in you.

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I've got a grandson your age

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who wishes he could talk but he can't cos he's deaf.

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I'm no psychiatrist, but I want you to promise me

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that you'll give talking a go cos I think it'll help.

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All right?

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-Yes?

-OK.

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-Can't hear you.

-OK.

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Is that all I get, is it?

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Where's my, "See you later, Gran. Thanks for everything"?

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How about, "Piss off, bitch"?

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-Piss off, bitch!

-Cheeky little bastard.

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I'm gonna miss you, you little dickhead.

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All right. I'll take that.

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And I'll see you later.

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All right?

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What the fuck is he doing?

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He's had an epiphany.

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-A what?

-He's writing about real emotion.

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Some nigga got squashed in Australia.

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Whatever.

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Nigga.

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-What rhymes with "nigga"?

-Bigger.

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Get out the way. I wanna try some shit here. It's the chorus.

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It's the hook. We go...

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-SINGS:

-# Squashed nigga Squashed nigga #

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Then we go... # I feel like a squashed nigga. #

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-You like that shit?

-You know that ain't rapping, right?

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-Don't tell me you gonna sing this shit?

-I'm gonna sing this shit.

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-Don't you laugh, motherfucker.

-I ain't laughing.

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I'm saying I'm gonna sing this shit.

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-You said singing was for homosexuals.

-Shut the fuck up.

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I gotta work out the verses here.

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Take the dog.

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Right... Get off me! Get it off me! Take!

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Oh, birth control!

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What? Go.

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-Talk.

-I want to get back to skateboarding.

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I want to re-establish myself back in America.

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-And I want to do it on my own.

-Fat chance. You're a child. Don't be stupid.

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I got some legal advice for you.

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They said that I can cut you off whenever I want.

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All that money is mine cos I'm the reason you've made so much. My image.

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My skating.

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So, yeah. I'm gonna start doing this on my own from now on.

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SOBS

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I just tried to be a good mother.

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-SOBBING:

-I'm so sorry, Tim.

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I want to do the best for you. I love you, Tim.

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I'm a Japanese lady, and sometimes I have to stand up for myself.

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I just try to be strong for you.

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Please don't dump me, Tim.

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Without you, I have nothing.

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Mom, I appreciate everything you did for me.

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I'm not a child any more. You can still be my mom.

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I just want to look after the business by myself.

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No fucking way.

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No fucking way. It's in the contract. I'm your manager.

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You know that. You haven't got a leg to stand on.

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-Jen...

-The company is mine. Gay Style is in my name, not yours.

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What you gonna do about that?

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Jen, nobody is buying Gay Style product any more.

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-And Tim is not gay.

-Who cares what you think, dipshit?

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Start listening to Bruce cos he's gonna be my new manager.

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As of tomorrow, I'm...firing you.

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Well, fuck you hard, then, Tim.

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Fuck you hard! You know what, Tim?

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I'm going to start an internet rumour that you fucked me! That's how non-gay you are.

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-You had sex with your mother up the ass!

-Calm down.

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Shut up, faggot! Sit down!

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I didn't drive you to the skate park every fucking morning of my life

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to be dumped by you.

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You're going to hear from my lawyers if you do this shit. You're gonna pay for that.

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-I'm not changing my mind.

-You're gonna burn, fuckface!

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-Jen.

-You're going down.

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-Mom!

-Jen, this is your son.

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Turn that shit off!

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I did not ask to be in a documentary anyway. This not going on TV.

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-Hey, Gran. You off?

-Yes, I'm off.

-Catch up later.

-See ya, mate.

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It's nice, isn't it? I'm glad there's been no big fuss.

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I wouldn't have wanted a big hoo-ha.

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Surprise!

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Oh, wow-wee!

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Did you do this?

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-ALL CHANT: Gran! Gran! Gran!

-Oh, my God!

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I can't believe it.

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All right, boys. Settle down.

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-We got you this.

-Oh, my God!

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What a lovely guinea pig. Wow!

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Did you organise this? I love it!

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-I love it!

-BOY SHOUTS: Speech!

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I'll get you to take that for me. This is really quite embarrassing.

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I didn't realise you were going to so much trouble.

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It's certainly been a fantastic place to work for 25 years.

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I've very much enjoyed it.

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Putting up with you rat-bags has been interesting.

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I hope you've learnt a thing or two.

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You've certainly taught me a thing or two - a few rude words.

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-LAUGHTER

-I, er...

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I guess my main message is to you young fellas.

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I know a lot of you young blokes, you've written yourselves off.

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You've lost hope.

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People in your lives have told you you're worthless.

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You're certainly not worthless.

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And, er...I know all of you guys have it in you

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to grow up to be wonderful young men.

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When you're out there on the outside, don't be fuckwits.

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Don't hurt others or you'll end up in the big house.

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-And that'll be such a waste, OK?

-BOY: Love you, Gran.

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-Thanks, Gran.

-Love you, Gran.

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When you blokes see me out in the big wide world, I hope you say g'day or I'll be bloody pissed off!

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Thanks to everyone who's organised this. I'll remember it for ever.

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-Hip, hip.

-Hooray!

-Hip, hip.

-Hooray!

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-Hip, hip.

-Hooray!

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ALL CHANT: Gran! Gran! Gran!

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-TUNEFUL:

-# Little nigga, it's true Oh

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# You got squashed in your room... #

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'Singing has always been there.'

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It's always been in my stomach, you know?

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# ..When the truck smashed through his door, brother... #

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'This song is a departure for me, musically,

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'but, you know, I feel like'

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this is the real, real, REAL me.

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'I'm a motherfucking singer. What you gonna do about that?'

0:23:060:23:09

# ..I feel crushed all the time Jesus, give me a sign... #

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-Thought you said singing was for homosexuals.

-I say a lot of shit, motherfucker.

0:23:130:23:18

-That's damn good, man. It ain't too bad.

-I wrote a good song!

0:23:180:23:22

-I wrote a good song.

-You wrote a motherfucking good song!

0:23:220:23:26

Give me a fucking hug! I wrote a good song! Yeah!

0:23:260:23:29

I wrote a fucking good song!

0:23:290:23:31

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that enough length?

-Daniel?

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Just been on the phone with Gran.

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She wants you to give her a call on skype.

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-Why?

-She's gonna come and stay with us for a while. She's a bit unwell.

0:23:420:23:47

-Is she gonna be here for the party?

-Yeah.

-Boys! My gran's gonna be here for the party!

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'You staying for a while?'

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Yeah. I'm gonna move down. Mum tell you I've left the prison?

0:23:560:24:00

No. Why did you leave?

0:24:000:24:03

Oh, I got a bit sick.

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What kind of sick?

0:24:060:24:08

-I got Alzheimer's. Do you know what that is?

-Yeah.

0:24:090:24:13

It's like when you forget shit.

0:24:130:24:16

-Yes.

-That's pretty shit.

0:24:160:24:19

So is that the bad news?

0:24:190:24:22

Well, yeah.

0:24:220:24:24

Oh. Sorry to hear it.

0:24:240:24:26

Um, you seem normal. Do you remember MY name?

0:24:270:24:32

Yes, Daniel. I do.

0:24:320:24:34

Now, listen, mate.

0:24:340:24:36

You know how you wanted me to invite those celebrity guests to Nathan's party?

0:24:370:24:43

Yeah. The legends.

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And I know it meant a lot to you.

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But, to be honest, I don't think I...

0:24:500:24:55

I may have forgotten to invite them.

0:24:550:24:57

I... Penny's checked my e-mails and...

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it doesn't look like I did invite them.

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I forgot.

0:25:060:25:08

-But you told me they were coming.

-Did I say that, did I?

0:25:100:25:14

I'm sorry, mate.

0:25:140:25:16

-So they're not coming?

-No.

0:25:180:25:21

I don't think they are, darling.

0:25:210:25:23

It's... I just...

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have been saying things lately

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that don't make a lot of sense.

0:25:320:25:35

It's the disease. It's the Alzheimer's.

0:25:350:25:38

I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

0:25:430:25:46

It's cool.

0:25:470:25:49

Are you OK about it?

0:25:500:25:52

Oh, yeah. I'll be all right.

0:25:520:25:55

I'm OK, mate.

0:25:550:25:58

Cool.

0:26:000:26:02

I had my artificial balls operation. Looks pretty realistic.

0:26:210:26:25

I've restarted Fat Boy Surf School.

0:26:250:26:28

I've got a ratio of two mad boys to each fat boy.

0:26:280:26:34

Tim has bought us a family home. Let me tell you, this house is shit.

0:26:340:26:38

The floor is not for sitting on. Tim fucked me up big time.

0:26:380:26:41

The cock cushions. Cock box here.

0:26:410:26:45

Being a household mum is shit.

0:26:450:26:48

He's out in the big old world again.

0:26:480:26:51

Let's see if they recognise me.

0:26:510:26:53

Being adored by fans, I don't miss that.

0:26:530:26:57

I respect you when you back your car out of my driveway.

0:26:570:27:02

Nathan, get out here!

0:27:020:27:04

I think the family thought I was going to be much more of an invalid.

0:27:040:27:08

We're going into town for final farewells.

0:27:080:27:11

-See ya, Nathan.

-What the fuck did you do that for?

0:27:110:27:15

Going to do all the stuff Nathe loves.

0:27:150:27:18

Did you see him surfing?

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Show the camera.

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