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Nathan, ya fag!

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You used up all the download space, you dickhead! Now the computer's slow as fuck!

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Daniel, it's not your computer, it's the family's, and he can't hear you.

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Well, I'm the boss of it. And he's using it to download porn, anyway.

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'I'm sick of him and his fuckin' porn. He's addicted to it.

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'It's like he does'

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these little things, right, he makes these little secret files where he keeps his porn stash,

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and he thinks I can't find 'em.

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But look at this. "Skate stats." Porn. See?

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"Nathan's Schoolwork"? Porn.

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"Deaf Information". Porn.

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And he wanks like four times a day, minimum, seriously.

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Like something's got to be done about it.

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Like I reckon if you're going to wank, do it one or two times a week, max, you know?

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Don't let it rule your life. Keep it clean. Do it in the shower.

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Oh, disgusting. Fuck! Nathan!

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The thing with me and Hunter is we're competitive,

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we're competitive...

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but we balance each other out, in that he's good at shit, I'm good at shit. So we sort of...

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We... We do heaps of good shit together.

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I am a little bit not as smart as you.

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-I'm a little bit dumber than you.

-Yeah.

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But with your brain and my brain together, we would be the ultimate dude.

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Remember at the servo? I went to the servo and filled up petrol.

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This is fuckin' years ago. I thought there was 60 cents in a dollar.

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I got pissed off with that bloke at the servo cos I thought he was trying to rip me off,

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and I got the mates over to beat the fuckin' shit out of him, cos I thought he was trying to rip me off.

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-We were going to.

-I had three 20 cent coins. Like, it's a dollar. Add it up.

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I thought chicks didn't fart, too.

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When we were like in Year 10 at school, I was like...

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I thought biologically, chicks could not fart, and we had that massive fight.

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-We had a fucking punch up about that.

-Yeah.

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-I believe it now, cos Kareena farts.

-Have you heard Kareena fart?

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-Yeah, she farts heaps.

-Phew.

-Yeah, man, she lets it rip.

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-So have you got surfing classes today?

-No, I did two yesterday.

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Whoa, knock yourself out, babe.

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'Being married to someone like, you know,'

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"surfing legend" Blake Oakfield's got its challenges.

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'Just incredibly vague and unorganised.

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'It's like you've got to micromanage him.' What's this mean?

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-Yeah, what's it mean?

-Get groceries.

-And don't forget.

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-What are you two doing today, anyway?

-Initiations.

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-What, for the gang?

-Yeah.

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That sounds like a productive way for two 38-year-old men to spend the day.

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-Ah, yeah it is.

-Don't work too hard, will ya?

-Get the groceries!

-Bye!

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The brakes, Jamie. The brakes!

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Rewind it. Rewind.

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Hey, the patient has arrived, everybody!

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-Oh, Ja-Rule!

-Here he is.

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Ja-Rule! What happened to him?

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Hey? Oh, the vet did it.

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-What happened, Ja-Rule?

-He's got a skin condition from the fleas.

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-He looks like a dickhead.

-He keeps licking his testicles. With that on, he can't reach.

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-He's licking around his nuts?

-Yeah.

-Can't lick now, Ja.

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If I could lick my nuts, imagine. I'd be lickin' 'em.

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-Imagine if Nath could lick round...

-Don't be so bloody disgusting!

-Oi!

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-Don't you reckon, Nath'd be like, "Oh, yum."

-Daniel!

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'Oh, it's been a fully hectic week.

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'The plans for Nath's party are coming along pretty well.

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'We haven't heard back from Blake Oakfield and Smouse,

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'and cos Emily Chase dropped out, we have to invite another one,

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'cos it's three wishes.'

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We could invite another hot chick.

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If you want another model to replace Emily,

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-I'm happy to invite another hot chick.

-No, Tim.

-You want Tim, do ya?

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'Nath's really keen to invite Tim Okazaki, who's this like skater

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'who he's real into.'

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And I'm not that into him cos he's a bit of a fag,

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but Nath really loves him cos he loves his skating.

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All right, well we'll get Gran to send out some invites and see if we can get him to come, OK?

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Yep.

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You got to talk to him. He's Japanese so he might be weird.

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That's cool.

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I reckon having Tim there is good cos it makes it a little bit...

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Cos you got a white guy,

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a black guy and a Chinese guy.

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Well, he's Japanese. So, I reckon it's a good mix.

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The Champion is...

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..Tim Okazaki!

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Tim Okazaki... Oh, he's a real star.

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Without a doubt the king of skateboarding today,

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and huge in Japan.

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He can land the gnarliest tricks with very little effort.

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Tim Okazaki!

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He can make skateboarding look effortless

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without even trying, you know?

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He's just an amazing talent.

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The kid's got abilities you can only dream of.

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Tim Okazaki!

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Yeah, he's one in a million.

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I'd have to say he's the most sought after talent

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in the sports world today.

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'How do you create a skateboarding superstar?

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'How do you create a superstar?'

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Well, in the case of Tim Okazaki, I am the one to answer that.

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I'm his mother and manager.

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So, if I don't know then no-one does.

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Tim was born in America.

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My husband, Yuki, and I moved over to America from Japan

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for a new life for the children.

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Tim was not that into skateboarding as a young boy.

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He wasn't all that keen on it,

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but I made him do it.

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You're skateboarding!

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I bought Tim a skateboard and he was very uncoordinated as a young boy.

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There's other boys your age much better than you.

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'I found that, through my own demonstration,

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'I was able to teach him balance.'

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Whee! Whee!

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'I basically taught Tim how to skate.'

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Trick!

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I would drive Tim to the skate park and supervise his training.

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It take a lot of work for you to become a champion skateboarder.

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Tim started to win competition for one reason alone.

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Because of my hard work and commitment,

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and because I never gave up.

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I just love skateboarding.

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I like nailing tricks.

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I like grinding on rails.

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I like landing them. It just feels great.

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But if I didn't win a competition, I'd sort of get, like, depressed,

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and my mum would sort of lose it.

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But it was sort of good in a way,

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because it made me want to get better. I wanted to be the best.

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I told Tim if he did not succeed at skateboarding,

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then I would kill myself.

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That's... Lucky for me, Tim did succeed,

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or else he would have a dead mother on his hands.

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I've met him a few times, you know,

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and he just seemed like a regular American little kid, you know?

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Then, for some reason, he started to sound more and more Japanese.

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'I wanted to get the media on side, and to get their attention.

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'I thought if he sound more like a little Japanese boy,'

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that they would find him more interesting, more cute, you know?

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And, I have to say, after a little bit of training vocally,

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Tim really picked it up.

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Thank you velly much.

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And the media, they fell for it hook, line and sinker.

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My mum trained me to speak more Japanese.

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It worked because then I got really big in Japan.

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Before Tim, I'd say skating wasn't even that big in Japan, you know?

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He sort of exploded onto the Japanese scene.

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They don't know he's American, but he's huge over there.

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I moved my family from Santa Barbara to Tokyo for Tim.

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For Tim alone.

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The money was not... not in the equation,

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although I have to admit,

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that having the money now is...

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is not such a bad thing.

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'I wouldn't say I love it here in Japan.

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'I miss my friends,'

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and having to pretend to be Japanese when you're not is a little weird.

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Hello to all my fans!

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But if I get to skate, then the rest I can handle.

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How do you feel?

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-(Say konichiwa.)

-Konichiwa!

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HORN BEEPS

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Well, initiations are a pretty big deal.

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They're not to be taken lightly.

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Me and Hunter, as founding members of the Mucca Mad Boys,

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we conduct all initiations.

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So, you get your new blokes that want to be involved in the gang.

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They have to prove themselves. It's not an open invitation.

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We're going to try you out in some random conditions.

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See how gnarly you are in that sort of situation.

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This process is a way of weeding out the fakers,

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separating the boys from the men.

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Three options today. One, the titty cap. You wear that on your head.

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You're going to be streaking up and down every aisle in the supermarket.

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And we have the meat.

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We're going to tie that to your ball sack.

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You'll go out for a swim. This is option two.

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We had sharks here recently, so that could end badly.

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Option three's the cliff.

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Hunter will hold you, monkey-grip style,

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over the cliff for 40 seconds. I've done it.

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It's... You shit yourself for the first ten seconds,

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then you ease into it by the end. That's the third option.

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I urge you guys, don't choose the easy option, OK?

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-Any questions?

-Um, when can we get the tatt?

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The tatt comes when you pass initiation, OK?

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-So you've got to chill out on that.

-Blake!

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-What?

-There's been Fennel Hell Men up at Blakey's all morning.

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-You're fucking kidding me?

-Fuck.

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-Spooner was out there at dawn.

-Oh, shit.

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-There's graff on the dunnies too.

-What does it say?

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Blakey's is this break and it's about 200 metres off

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from the Narmucca headland.

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It's really close to the rocks. Hell dangerous.

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You need the biggest balls to go out there.

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It's one of the scariest, gnarliest, most fucked-up breaks ever.

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Blake's the only one who's gone out there - so it's called Blakey's.

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We own... Mucca Mad Boys sort of own it.

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So, don't go out there when you know that it's not yours,

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do you know what I'm saying? Like, that's our turf.

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-Shit.

-They're going to regret this.

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-He's done that last night. That's fresh.

-Yeah.

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-That's Packo's handwriting.

-Yeah.

-That's him. He's done it.

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-You've got no balls, not cock!

-Yeah.

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He's obviously trying to get my attention.

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You know what we've got to do?

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-Let's go to the headland.

-Let's go.

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I think you need to concentrate a little more.

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'From an early age, I started to notice'

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little strange things about Tim.

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Probably before he even knew himself

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that he was gay.

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Little things only a mother pick up on.

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And Tim and I have a little discussion

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and it turn out my inkling was right.

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He was gay.

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It coincided with the time when I was not too happy

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with the sponsorship that we had for Tim, with DC and Globe.

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And it was a time when I wanted to change Tim's career,

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so I decided that we should come out to the public,

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let everyone know that Tim is the world's first gay skateboarder.

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My friends know that I'm not gay, and I'm not really gay.

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But my mum was so keen on the whole gay angle

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and the whole "gay style" thing.

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But...to the general public and all my fans, I'm gay.

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SPEAKS IN JAPANESE

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Tim Okazaki, the boy who brought skateboarding

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into mainstream popular culture in Japan...

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SPEAKS JAPANESE

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And he's gay and proud of it.

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You know, I was really surprised.

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Like, I met with him a bunch of times.

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He didn't really seem all that gay, you know, but apparently he was.

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Being gay, I have to pretend I like guys,

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pretend I don't like girls,

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and I can't talk to girls or else my mum will get mad.

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She says, you can only talk to guys and stuff, which is weird.

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It worked so well. I came up with my catchphrase, "I'm gay",

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which was what I got Tim to say at any skateboard competition,

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or to the media.

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I'm gay!

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Tim really got into it.

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I also came up with "skateboarding gay-style".

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Skateboarding gay-style!

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ALL: Skateboarding gay-style!

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That was more of a business decision.

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I wanted the kids to get familiar with the phrase "gay-style",

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because that's when I started my company, GayStyle Enterprises.

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And we made skateboard decks and streetwear clothing.

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We also made some merchandise.

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And this is a GayStyle ice cube maker in the cock shape.

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This is for the Parmesan cheese.

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Take it off, shake it on your pasta.

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This is the GayStyle cock-shaped whistle.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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The GayStyle drink bottle. Fill it up with whatever drink you like.

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The GayStyle scrubbing brush, and it's good for the bath time,

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shower time, with the cock on the end.

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It's going so well.

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The kids are loving it, and are willing to spend the dollars.

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A dick whistle for you...

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I'm not totally comfortable with the whole GayStyle enterprise thing.

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All the dudes on dudes, and the whole hot pink stuff.

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But the way I see it is I get to keep skating

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and the whole GayStyle thing sort of keeps everybody happy, so I guess...

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GayStyles are go!

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To be honest, I like some of that GayStyle shit.

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I wear this GayStyle ring.

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It's two cocks together.

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-ALL:

-GayStyle!

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You could say it sweep the nation. Everyone was saying, "I'm gay!"

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-BOTH:

-It's skateboarding GayStyle!

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Take something like Tim being gay,

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and you can see that as a negative thing.

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But I turn it around into a positive thing.

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I told Tim I would make him huge. So in future,

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always listen to your mother.

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-Everyone say, "Skateboarding GayStyle"! ALL:

-Skateboarding GayStyle!

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-Tim, say what you love.

-Skateboarding GayStyle!

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CHEERING

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Oi, stop it! Something's got to be done about Nathan's wanking.

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Fuck, get off my chair, you dirty prick!

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Like, he's just obsessed with it. Stop wanking, for fuck's sake!

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It's embarrassing for me and it's embarrassing for the whole family.

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We're all... We're all living with it.

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I don't know how his dick lasts the day.

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You know what I'm saying? Cos he has... Yeah.

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And, like, he's a full weirdo around chicks. Like, my mate Loki,

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his mum, if she's breastfeeding, like, Nath's always, like, checking her out

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and, like, trying to look at her tits and that.

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And, like, at home, Nath always lies next to the dog on the couch

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cos it feels good against his dick.

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Yeah, he's a full sicko.

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Like, I even caught him looking at our own mum in the shower.

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Like, seriously, he is fucked in the head.

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Nathan!

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What are you doing? Fuck!

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Something's got to be done about his wanking too, cos we share

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a bedroom and cos he's deaf he can't hear himself in the night.

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So he's going for it, wakes me up.

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It's disgusting to hear, and then you fucking see it.

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And, so, I've got some shoes that I lined up above my bed,

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so if I catch him, I can peg a shoe at his dick, right?

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But seriously, not even that stops him.

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He can't... He cannot help himself.

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I've got to come up with some sort of solution,

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cos something's got to be done.

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Can't go on like this.

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Well, when shit like this happens, and it's always those fuckers

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causing it, then we come straight to the wall.

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The wall actually marks the divider between Narmucca Bay and Fennel Heads.

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All right, get on the wall, boys. Yeah, it's the exact point there.

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One side we're in our territory, the other side we're in their territory.

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Look what he's wearing. Must be going to work. What a loser.

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And Packo definitely would have known about Spooner being out at Blakey's this morning.

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He's the founder of the Fennel Hell Men so he pretty much knows any shit going on.

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I don't know if he's responsible for the graff.

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Regardless of that, he would be aware of it

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and he would know that I will want to retaliate.

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All right, boys, let's show them we mean business!

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'Whenever us boys are really pissed off about something, we come up to the wall and...

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'if we want to let them know we're going to take it to the streets,

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'then we piss off the edge of the wall onto their territory.'

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You know, that's our way of saying, "We are ready to go to war."

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Drink this, Packo!

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They don't always notice you up here so you need to get their attention.

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We use mirrors, reflection in the eyes...

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That's sort of an old-school trick that we did in the '80s.

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And these days, I usually just send a text message. There we go.

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-He's looking up.

-Yep, yep. Guys, get up.

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If you've got any more piss left, then piss. He's looking up!

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Nuh. All right, he's sent me a message, guys.

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"Empty sack. See you at Bi-Lo at 3."

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-We're going into battle, boys.

-Come on, guys. This is how we roll.

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Hope you told your mums you're going to be late home.

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Bi-Lo at three.

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Let's go, fellas.

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The skateboarding industry has certainly afforded me some luxuries.

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This is my penthouse in the heart of Tokyo city. Three levels.

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As you can see, it's a very nice place to unwind, after a hard day of skateboarding.

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Some of my furs here.

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It's a long way from the poor struggling days in America.

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This is the headquarters for GayStyle Enterprises.

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So we ah...you know, it's a lot of work to do here.

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'But it's also my family home.' I told you I don't like pork!

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'For my husband Yuki, my second son, Luke, and of course Tim.'

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Take Cindy. She annoying me. And then there's my youngest, Cindy.

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I never wanted a third child, so when Cindy was born I was a little disappointed, but what can you do?

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And this is Tim's room.

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-Say hi, Tim.

-Hey. Hi.

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This is the bedroom of a typical gay boy.

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As you can see, all the gay things he has, oh, yeah.

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Tim, where you keep your gay porno magazine?

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-You keep it under here, Tim?

-Yeah, come on, Tim.

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Where you keep it, Tim?

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-I don't have any.

-Don't be shy.

-Don't be shy, Tim.

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Please, don't be shy. Come on.

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Don't be shy for the camera. We know you like cock. It's OK.

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'This is Bruce Woo, my business manager.'

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Bruce look after the GayStyle merchandise, the product line.

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Well, I love working for the company, you know.

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Tim is adorable and Jen is divine.

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-I think you're trying to suck up to me.

-No, I mean it.

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Well, you're sucking up because he here.

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No, you're the best boss I ever, ever had.

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You're not getting a cut of the profits like you ask for.

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-No, but I...

-I'm not joking.

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-But, Jen, you're the best boss I ever had.

-You don't say stuff like this normally.

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You're saying it cos he's here.

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-Yes, you are.

-Go to another room!

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I don't want another headache tonight, please.

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I'll show ya how we deal with these situations.

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-Packo.

-Empty sack.

-Packo.

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-Good to see ya.

-You too, mate.

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What can we do for you, eh?

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Why was Spooner at Blakey's this morning?

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You know it's Mucca turf.

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Hey, why would he bother? The surf's shit over there.

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We saw your handiwork on the dunnies, too. Nice graff.

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-What graff?

-As if you don't know.

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Mate, it was probably one of your fuckin' nobs from over there.

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-I haven't done any graffiti since '95. I mean...

-You fuckin' wrote it.

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It's your handwriting.

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-I don't know why we're gettin' the blame for your graffiti issues.

-Do you want us...?

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Do you want us to come beat the shit out of you, cos we will.

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I don't wanna have to do it, but I'm happy to do it.

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Is that what you want? HORN BEEPS

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-Get in the car.

-It's gang business, babe.

-Get in the car, Blake.

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This is gang business.

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What the fuck are you doing? For God's sake, get in.

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Jeff, go home to your wife and leave my husband alone.

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-Idiots.

-Hey, he called it.

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He issued the challenge. We just turned up.

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Whatever. Do I look like I give a shit?

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Yeah, go home to your wife, you pussy motherfucker.

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-Shut up.

-I'm not fighting.

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Jeff Packard's wife is a friend of mine. So did you get the groceries?

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-No.

-Nuh!

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Nuh. Knew you wouldn't.

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I am so annoyed with you right now.

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-Well, things get out of hand sometimes.

-I don't care.

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What have you got for me, Bruce? 'My company, GayStyle Enterprise, is an ever-growing business.'

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GayStyle! Nintendo DS.

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I want it to grow and grow to the point...where it's the biggest company in the world.

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Bigger than Microsoft, bigger than anything ever in the world.

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It's so cute.

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It's so Tim. It's so gay.

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-Yes!

-All right.

-The Tim Okazaki Gay Experience Ride at Tokyo Disneyland.

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-Oh, good.

-Yes.

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I love it. A ride at Disneyland.

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Oh, yes, good Tim.

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'There's a good and bad side to it all.

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'The bad side is I have to live in Japan, and I'm away from all my friends.

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'But the good side is I get to skate a lot, and that's really what I want to do, to be the best.'

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And Mum says that this whole thing's a game, and if you want to win, you have to play the game.

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-I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm gay!

-'Yeah, without a doubt,

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'he's changed the sporting culture in Japan, do you know.'

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-I'm gay!

-'His style, the GayStyle's, just rockin' really hard and he's'

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a loud and proud homo, you know? So good on you, Tim.

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'Tim, of course, is my number one priority.

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'He... Genetically I have given him a wonderful thing, but I

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'need to, you know, nurture that talent.'

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I am his manager, yes, but number one, I am his mother.

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I'm gay!

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-Right, so how's that feel?

-It's good.

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It's all right?

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Not too loose around there?

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Not too bad? 'Well, I come up with a solution.

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'Um, I made Nath some wank prevention guards.'

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Basically, you know, it stops him from reaching his cock,

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so therefore he can't wank. Yep, show me the other one.

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Yeah, you gotta think outside the square when you want to come up with a solution to your problems.

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Oi, Steve, check this out.

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Same principle as Ja-Rule.

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Means he can't...

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'Nath hasn't tried yet, but I don't think he fully knows what they're for.'

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What are you boys up to?

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Yeah, he's gonna get a shock when he does.

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He won't be able to get any traction on his dick.

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Gives his cock a break at least.

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I built myself a motherfucking home recording studio. Can you hear me?

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Fuck yeah, fuck you, fuck. Play some beats, motherfucker.

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Obama, Obama, what you gonna do?

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What I hear coming from that living room, it is a bunch of bullshit.

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Well, what do you call this then?

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-I call that shit.

-A celebrity endorsement for Ushi Cola!

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At the moment, GayStyle is on the incline. First ever flavoured shoe.

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-Mm, caramel. Sushi.

-Breakfast.

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In this household, it's OK to be gay.

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Oh, my God, look at the balls on that guy.

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I have a very strict training schedule for Tim.

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-And fart. Fart!

-Fuck off!

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Oh, Nathan's been a little shit lately. He's fuckin' doin' it now!

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It'll be really good for him to see another family using sign language.

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-Nathan could take you for a ride around on the back of his motorbike.

-BFFs with the Daimster.

-Fuck off.

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Daniel, Nath wants to see you at the tank.

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Nathan, you fag!

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Have sex with your fuckin' three legged dog, bitch!

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-You gay. You don't go getting confused, OK?

-Mum, Nath's just pissed on me!

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