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Use a glass, ya faggot.

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Don't drink out of the milk bottle.

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Fuck off.

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Fuck off!

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'Nathan's been a little shit lately.

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'He's been annoying the fuck out of me.'

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Mum! Nath's being a fag.

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He's sticking up his fingers at me

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-and he's drinking out of the milk bottle.

-Daniel, don't dob on him!

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'He's such a little brat. He's just doing all this shit

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'cos he's going to deaf school and he can get away with it.'

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I am not! I fucking walked in and he did it. I did nothing.

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-Oh, boo-hoo(!)

-He's fucking doing it now, if you turn round...

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'He'll provoke me to the point where I get busted for shit he's done.'

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-It's always the story.

-It's so fucking unfair!

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He's playing all these faggy tricks on me.

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Yeah, like piss funny.

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-I don't know why you think it's funny.

-It's funny.

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He got you good the other day, too.

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He didn't get me the other day.

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Yeah, he did.

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What's this note about?

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"Daniel, meet me in the backyard. Nathan."

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-Don't know what he's doing, love.

-What does he want?

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Nathan!

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'Well, it's fucking disgusting, that's what it is.

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'I get why you would do that when you're, like, a kid,

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'but when you're a 17-year-old dude, don't piss on your brother.'

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Why would there be a Crunchie here?

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TRICKLING

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Fucking little shit!

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NATHAN LAUGHS

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-Fuckwit!

-Piss funny!

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-Fucking prick!

-Piss funny.

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You're fucking disgusting. Mum! Nath's just pissed on me!

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'He doesn't realise, but I'm getting him back for what he did.

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-'What are you gonna do?

-I haven't worked that out,

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but it's gonna be smart enough that he's gonna hate it

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and I'm gonna get away with it.

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You just wait and see.

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-I got to see this.

-Well, you will.

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Yeah all you fans, niggas, kids out there wondering where I am,

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I'm still locked up, motherfuckers.

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Some of you may have heard I dumped my label.

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I gotta change my name now, cos the label own that for legal reasons.

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So my new name is Smouse, exclamation mark. Yeah!

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All right, cut that shit there.

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We have a situation with Smouse's fan numbers dropping.

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-Yeah, you shut up.

-We been losing thousands each day.

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Listen, shut the fuck up and let me explain the situation.

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It seems you go away for a little while

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-and your fans, they start to forget you.

-Hell yeah, they forget you.

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Yeah, we got numbers dropping a little bit. But I gotta say, nigga.

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This is why I do my shout out videos.

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This is why I do Twittering. I been Twittering my dick off on my phone.

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Whatever comes into my head, I just Twitter that shit.

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OK.

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Today, I took a dump twice.

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And it's only 10am in the morning.

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Twitter that.

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Put this shit up against the wall here.

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-Careful with your mother's artwork over there, boy.

-Yeah, yeah.

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You scratch it, you buy it.

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'I built myself a motherfucking home recording studio.'

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Yeah, look at all my shit. I buyed all this shit.

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I buyed the keyboards, we buyed the speakers. We buyed this shit.

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We got the vocal booth. It's where I do my rapping.

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Yeah, yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. Fuck you, fuck.

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-We got these. These are...

-He matches them with his outfit.

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-Which ones you think I'm wearing today?

-The green.

-Yeah? You wrong.

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I go with the white.

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DRUM BEATS

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Yeah! Uh! Yeah!

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-Danthony doing some beating there for me.

-That's how I roll.

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This motherfucker my producer. I been lying about his ability.

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He's a beatmaker, to be honest with you.

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I say a lot of shit to keep him working, you know what I'm saying.

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And all this? You wanna know what all this is for?

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It's my independent album. It's gonna be called "The Real Me".

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I'm gonna be making all my shit here.

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My new music, original music.

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Yeah, this is where it's gonna happen.

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This is where I'm gonna record this shit, all here.

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Yeah, play some beats, motherfucker. Beat it out, beat out.

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DRUM BEATS

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CAR HORN BLARING

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Tim! Hurry up, please.

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'The life of a skateboarding superstar

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'is not what it's cracked up to be, you know.

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'It's not all fun and games.'

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Hurry up. When I tell you to hurry up, hurry up.

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'When I first brought Tim over from the USA to Tokyo,

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'he complained constantly.

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'He's, "Oh, I miss my friend.'

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"I miss my school. I want to go home."

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All this, in my face.

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'And I said to Tim, this is your new life, you know? Get used to it.'

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Any idiot know that. Wrong.

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'I home school Tim.'

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-Well, can you help? I don't get it.

-How am I supposed to help

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someone who get that many wrong?

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'We do five hours of tutor a day, non-stop. We don't break.'

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How you not know that? I knew that when I was six year old.

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Point one milligram of magnesium was added to one mil of sulphuric acid.

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Well, that's easy. That's obvious.

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I said to Tim, what you can't learn from your mother,

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you can't learn anywhere.

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Oh, look, surprise, surprise. You didn't finish.

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No origami for you. Math.

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'Being the mother of a gay son come with its own problems.

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'Statistics show that a lot of young gay teenagers will commit suicide

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'because of the shame.

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'You have to be careful to make sure you encourage them in the right way.'

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Oh, my God. Look at the balls on that guy.

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'And I always say to Tim, in this household,'

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it's OK to be gay.

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Go to your room if you want to jerk off while we eat dinner.

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'Tim's image drives the company.'

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Good. Do it again.

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More pop this time.

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'The more competition he win, the more popular he get.'

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Prototype for the talking keyrings.

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At the moment, Gay Style is on the incline.

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We have projections for next few years

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which mean we are going to make a lot and lot of money.

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We press. "I'm gay! Skateboarding gay style."

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'Gay Style Enterprise, it need to grow and grow and grow.'

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Gayness. This is Tim's fragrance.

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'It's not just about skateboarding. It's about product, merchandise.'

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-We also have the curved, more cock-shaped one.

-Ichiban!

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And I really like this one,

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because you can take the lid off,

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like so, and the perfume come out with a squeeze.

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'Money-wise Tim is a child, so I take care

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'of the finance side of things.'

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and we have an arrangement. When he 18, he get a small...

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Well, not small. A large lump sum,

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2% of the profit, which he can spend on whatever he like.

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Ah, this is a world first. The first ever flavoured shoe.

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So you lick the shoe. This is caramel.

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Mm, caramel shoe.

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What's this one?

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Sushi. That's a sushi flavour.

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-What have you got there, Bruce?

-Ah, these are the grapefruit.

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-Grapefruit.

-Mm.

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Lick it, Tim. Come on.

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'Tim, he does have final say, creatively, on all product.

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'I wouldn't do anything unless Tim was happy.'

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You like sushi?

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-You like it? No?

-I don't like that one.

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I like that. We do that one. You like lychee?

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Kids would kill to have their own lickable shoe range.

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Shwayne Junior's on a steady downhill slide.

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I mean, record label has dropped him,

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his fans are turning against him, you know.

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I mean, he's a...

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he's a bigger loser now than he ever was, you know.

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Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed to be his father right now.

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Yeah, yeah, you wanna hear some of my new shit.

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Yeah, this is an exclusive live performance of my new shit.

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This track is about my intellectality.

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My mathematical brain, if you like.

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RAPS: One divided by two

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Equals three divided by four

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Equals five divided by six

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Equals my intellectality.

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E equals MC squared, motherfuckers

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Einstein style! One divided by...

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This next song is my political views.

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It's about the President of the United States, Barack Obama.

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Play that shit, yeah.

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Yeah.

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RAPS: Obama, Obama

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What you gonna do?

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Obama, Obama

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Come on, President

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O... b... a... m... a

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What you gonna do?

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'My album is gonna have'

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some deep shit on it, some smooth tracks.

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We got a next song. It's about a lady who got cancer.

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She had to remove her breast, know what I'm saying. It's a sad song.

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It's from the man's perspective. Play that shit.

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# I still love you baby

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# Even though you have one titty

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# I still need you baby... #

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I mean, he's got no record company input.

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Nobody telling him what to do. Does that sound any better to you?

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Shit, from what I hear coming from that living room,

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I mean, it is a bunch of bullshit, OK?

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You do the math on that.

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RAPS: Pussy or ass

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Whatever you choose, motherfuckers.

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That's your preview for now, motherfuckers. Out.

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The College for the Deaf in Adelaide,

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where we're sending Nathan,

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have suggested that we meet with another family

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who have a deaf boy that signs.

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TOILET FLUSHING

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-Daniel, are you ready for the guests?

-Yeah, I'm ready.

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'They're actually coming out to the farm to meet with us today.'

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-They're here, Daniel. Do you know where Nathan is?

-Nuh.

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'I think, for Nathan, it will just be really good for him

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'to see another family communicating, using sign language.'

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So Sue, has Damien ever been to a farm before?

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Damien's never been to a farm.

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-No I haven't.

-Oh, well look, Nathan could take you for a ride around

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on the back of his motorbike to have a look around the farm.

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-That'd be great.

-That would be great.

-Hey Nath,

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did you want a drink, mate? Want me to grab a drink out of the fridge?

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-Nuh.

-If you're thirsty?

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OK. Let me know.

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So, did it take you long to learn the signing, Sue?

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Oh, look, when Damien was born...

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(Damien looks like a fag.)

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-Excuse me. Daniel!

-What?

-Come and sit in here.

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Nuh. I'm happy up here.

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-You two are being so rude.

-What?

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He's listening. We're listening.

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Whispering! Grow up, Daniel!

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-Listening.

-Sorry.

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Damien makes friends easily then, does he?

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-Yeah, look, he's got a couple of friends, yeah.

-That's wonderful.

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Yeah.

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Get up! Weight check time.

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'Well, I need to make sure'

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Tim keep winning his skate competition.

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That will keep him more popular.

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In order to do so, he has to keep fit.

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Someone been a little piggy this week?

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I have a strict training schedule.

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He has a habit of putting on weight very easily.

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He got the fat gene off his father, Yuki.

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Yuki can blow up like a balloon if he not careful.

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Twenty more kilometres.

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'I need to be very careful with Tim and junk food.

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'He's a junk food addict.'

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Tim. Shut up, please. I'm on the phone.

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The food really drives him and I find sometimes, when I do meal skips...

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Meal skips are when I skip a meal in order for weight loss,

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and I do that every two days, just a random meal.

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You don't know if it's going to be breakfast, lunch or dinner.

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I have to check his bedroom afterwards

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because he sometimes sneak food out of my kitchen into his room.

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Sick of your shit.

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'I do a lot of my own exercise techniques on Tim,

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'based on ancient Japanese methods that I've learned

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'from my grandmother.'

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Now I want you to squeeze your bottom cheek in.

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Squeeze hard... And release.

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'One method that I've been using on Tim for weight loss

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'is called the fart method.'

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I want you down, facing me, on all four.

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And bottom up, and out.

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And fart.

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Fart!

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'You are required to fart.'

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You do it just before you go to bed.

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Fart out as much fart as you can.

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And try your hardest, concentrate and fart.

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Come on, Tim.

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Listening. Fart.

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'I don't want to have a fat kid.'

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You never seen a fat skateboarder before, because you know why?

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They can't skate.

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Fart, please.

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Come on.

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Tim, please fart.

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FARTS

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Good. OK. Now you not get fat.

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RAPS: Three legged dog I want a three legged dog...

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'I'm in the recording studio. This time around'

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I'm writing my own shit.

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So I can think of any shit I want, and it can become a song, you know what I'm sayin'?

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I'll just think of shit and I'll just put it down.

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Mattress, you mother lie on my fuckin' mattress Fuck me on the mattress.

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All that shit. That can become a song. There's a chorus right there. You got the hook in there.

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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really want a three-legged dog

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Yeah, yeah.

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-You got that shit?

-My nigga, those lyrics are shit, y'all.

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Shut the fuck up. Your beats are shit, motherfucker.

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Babe, you never told me you wanted a three-legged dog.

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I'm tryin' to concentrate and have a discussion with my engineer.

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I don't need input, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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Sorry for making a comment on your lyrics. I'm just sayin', we been together for three months,

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-and you never told me you wanted a three-legged dog.

-Maybe I wanted a three-legged dog

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all my life and I never told you cos I don't tell you all the shit.

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You may be my girlfriend, but you not my brain.

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'To be honest, there been a little bit of tension in the studio

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'with the other motherfuckers, you know what I'm sayin'?'

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Danthony and Lasquisha, they always at me.

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And they been sayin' shit like, "You don't...

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"Do it better. Do it like this."

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And when I'm workin', when my brain is goin' as fast as it does, and itgoes quite fast, then you know,

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I can't be distracted with all that shit, you know what I'm sayin'?

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Baby, when are we gonna do my track?

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-Our romantic song?

-Babe, you know we're waitin' to hear from Rihanna about that shit.

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-I told you.

-When?

-I mean, you know... Don't bring this shit up.

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-I can sing on a track.

-'Lasquisha, she's a model slash actress.'

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But she also... She want to be a singer.

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So she been pushin' me sayin', "Smouse, you gotta get me on your album."

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She wanna sing a duet with me, but you know, motherfuck, she can't sing that good.

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-You promised me.

-What do you want me to do? You want me to call Rihanna and say,

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"You can't sing on my album

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"because my girlfriend's gonna sing that track"? No fuckin' way.

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-Why the fuck not?

-Because.

-I'm your girl and I can sing, right?

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You want the truth? To be honest, you're not exactly Alicia Keys in the vocals department.

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-Oh, really?

-Yeah, that's the truth.

-Is that a fact?

-Yeah.

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-SHE SINGS

-Well, what do you call this, then?

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-I call that shit.

-You call it what?

-I call that shit.

-You know what? You say I'm no Alicia Keys?

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-Yeah.

-Well, you're not exactly TI in the looks department, either buddy.

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Seriously, you want me to give up my one romantic song on the album,

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give up the chance to do a duet with Rihanna for you...

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-You're gonna fuckin' call Rihanna. and tell her I'm gonna...

-Don't you fuckin' push me.

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-..sing on the track and that's it. Which track is it?

-"Touchin' My Big Black Balls".

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-I told you that shit.

-She gonna be on what?

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That's my favourite track and I'm the only one that touches your big black balls.

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-Listen, baby.

-She's not singin' on that motherfuckin' track.

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-Give me my lyrics back!

-No.

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-Gimme my shit. I need that.

-Your fuckin' lyrics. This shit is gonna go down the fuckin' toilet.

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-Baby. Baby.

-Oh, my God!

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-What the...?

-Oh, my God.

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What the fuck is that? I did...

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I did not do that shit.

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-Oh... my... God.

-What the fuck.

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Get your fuckin' hands off of me, Chris Brown!

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-I did not... I grabbed...

-I can't believe you tried to get fuckin' violent with me!

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-I was grabbin' my lyrics.

-You officially crossed the line.

-I did not touch you.

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I can't believe you fuckin' resort to violence.

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-I can't believe you actin' this shit.

-I'm not gonna let you domestically violate me!

0:17:120:17:16

-Yeah, yeah.

-I'm goin' straight to my girlfriends.

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-Fuck you and fuck your fuckin' lyrics!

-Fuck you.

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Fuckin' have sex with your fuckin' three-legged dog, bitch!

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Ignore that shit.

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No chatting online! I told you.

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You talk to your fans via your approved online blog.

0:17:330:17:36

-They're my friends.

-I don't work my ass off to have you wasting your time on talking to girls online.

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No MSN chat, no Mixy chat, no Facebook chat.

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None of it. I'm sick of it.

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I work my ass off for... Oh, storm off. Off you go.

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'I am furious with Tim at the moment.'

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I caught him late last night on his computer.

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I have a security camera in his room, which I use to keep an eye on him.

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There's Tim.

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Straight onto Chewy-Chat..

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I know that page anywhere.

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That's definitely Chewy-Chat. That's him typing.

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But yes, he was online on Chewy-Chat, chatting to girls last night.

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I know that because I went in later and looked at the history.

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But yes, he know girls are strictly no go. They off limits.

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I think I hear him at that point.

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And then I leave.

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Your phone probably got girls' phone numbers in it.

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'I confiscate Tim's phone as punishment for him.'

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Your phone... Too late, too late, too late.

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-Your phone gone.

-You just broke your garbage disposal.

-You're gay.

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You don't go getting confused, OK?

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'He did not like that at all. He go off the rails sometimes,'

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sulking, because I punish him.

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But that's teenagers.

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Where's Nathan? He should be out here chatting with Damien.

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-I don't know where he is.

-He's come all the way to see him.

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-So does Nathan do OK socially?

-No, he's fine.

-He's OK?

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-Mm.

-Daniel, Nathan wants to see you at the tank.

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What does he want? He's s'posed to be here talking to the deaf kid.

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-It's important. Just come and see him at the tank!

-What the fuck does he want?

0:19:120:19:16

He's such a fuckin' knob.

0:19:160:19:18

What's the little fuckwit doin'?

0:19:200:19:21

He's not there. He's not at the fuckin' tank.

0:19:210:19:23

-Yeah, he said he would be.

-Nathan!

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Nathan, ya fag! Where is he? You said he'd be at the tank.

0:19:290:19:32

Should be here.

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Where are ya? Well, he's not there.

0:19:340:19:36

Whose Chomp?

0:19:390:19:41

-Nathan!

-Fuckin' little...

-Get down from there!

0:19:470:19:50

-That's really dangerous!

-I'll beat the shit out of you!

0:19:500:19:53

-Piss funny!

-Fuckin' piss on you. You wait and see, dickhead.

0:19:530:19:56

-Piss funny!

-I'll drop a turd on your face when you're asleep, ya fuckwit!

0:19:560:20:00

-Language, mate. We've got guests.

-I don't fuckin' care.

0:20:000:20:04

I'm sayin' yeah, match it up.

0:20:040:20:07

-OK. I can do that.

-'Lasquisha comin' in today to record her vocal.'

0:20:070:20:13

After the fight, she contacted her lawyer and she said that I gave her a black eye.

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Where's your black eye at?

0:20:180:20:19

'So now she got a restraining order out on me.

0:20:190:20:23

-I'm not allowed to go near her or talk to her.

-Tell Smouse I'm ready to do my vocals.

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Dawg, she ready.

0:20:270:20:29

'She gonna sing on the track. I don't want any more trouble.

0:20:290:20:32

'But so far, I gotta tell you, she sounds shit.'

0:20:320:20:36

# He's got them black balls

0:20:360:20:38

# He's got black balls

0:20:380:20:41

# He's got big, black, big, black balls. #

0:20:410:20:46

Babe, wait up. We're gonna have to cut you there, babe.

0:20:460:20:49

-We're gonna have to do that again.

-Danthony, next section.

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# Black balls... #

0:20:580:21:00

'I guess it makes a lot more sense for my own girl to be singin' on my track rather than Rihanna.'

0:21:000:21:05

And I gotta let her anyway, cos she gonna sue my ass if I don't.

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Baby, you know it's true

0:21:090:21:12

Your eyes popped out when I first showed you

0:21:120:21:14

You praised the Lord You was in luck

0:21:140:21:17

I needed heavy duty underwear to hold 'em up

0:21:170:21:20

-I got black balls

-Black balls

0:21:200:21:21

-Touchin' my black balls

-He's got black balls

0:21:210:21:25

Touchin' my big black

0:21:250:21:27

Big black balls motherfucker.

0:21:270:21:30

-Motherfuck, that sounds good.

-Think that might be it, my dude.

0:21:300:21:33

Yeah, we got ourselves a motherfuckin' hit song.

0:21:330:21:37

Well done, baby. You talkin' to me now? Yeah?

0:21:370:21:41

You know you are. You know you sound good.

0:21:410:21:45

Tim! Hurry up, please.

0:21:450:21:47

'Well, today brought some very, very good news.

0:21:470:21:50

'Some news that's going to make us a lot of money.'

0:21:500:21:53

We have got a surprise for you.

0:21:530:21:56

You are going to do a celebrity endorsement for Ushi Cola!

0:21:560:22:00

-Yes!

-It's a 6 million ad campaign, Tim!

0:22:000:22:03

'I been chasing up a big ad campaign'

0:22:030:22:06

for Tim, and today we found out we got the green light.

0:22:060:22:10

Are you still sulking about your phone? Move on.

0:22:100:22:14

-Tell him, Bruce.

-Tim, it's big.

0:22:150:22:18

It's TV, radio, commercial, billboard, Tim!

0:22:180:22:21

And they send you a lifetime supply of Ushi Cola.

0:22:210:22:25

Why you being ungrateful little shit?

0:22:250:22:27

Lifetime supply.

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Not for you, cos you get too fat if you drink it.

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But the rest of us going to love it.

0:22:320:22:35

We sick of your attitude, Tim.

0:22:350:22:37

Do you know how hard Bruce and I have worked for this campaign?

0:22:370:22:41

What you got to say?

0:22:410:22:43

Thank you?

0:22:430:22:45

You have to lose your teenage attitude.

0:22:460:22:49

I don't know what hormones are going on in your brain,

0:22:490:22:52

but it's pissing me off.

0:22:520:22:55

Piss off. Go to bed. I'm sick of you.

0:22:560:22:59

'You know, you commit your life to your children.

0:22:590:23:02

'You work so hard, and sometime they just slap you in the face.'

0:23:020:23:06

Tim know that I have his best interest in my head

0:23:060:23:10

and I just want him to be happy.

0:23:100:23:13

'What more would a mother want?'

0:23:130:23:16

Timmy, Mummy love you.

0:23:160:23:19

You didn't fart yet.

0:23:200:23:23

Come on.

0:23:230:23:24

HE FARTS

0:23:240:23:25

Good boy.

0:23:250:23:27

Danthony done a little post production on Lasquisha's vocals and I said to Danthony,

0:23:300:23:35

"Wat the fuck can you do to make this bitch sound good?"

0:23:350:23:39

# Black balls

0:23:390:23:41

# Touchin' his black balls...

0:23:410:23:43

# Touchin' his big black, big black balls... #

0:23:430:23:47

Yeah. Now you like it, baby?

0:23:490:23:51

-I told you I could do this, baby.

-Yeah, you sound amazing, baby.

0:23:510:23:55

-Don't ever doubt me.

-You know what?

0:23:550:23:57

'It's one step closer to me realising my dream.'

0:23:570:24:00

My own album, my own music, the real me, yeah.

0:24:000:24:04

Dad, we got a track to play you.

0:24:040:24:06

-What?

-We gonna play you a track!

0:24:060:24:09

'We got some dope tracks on there. We got some real shit.'

0:24:090:24:12

Some shit that it's gonna blow the minds of the fans off their heads.

0:24:120:24:17

# I got his big black

0:24:170:24:20

# Big black balls You know it's true, motherfuckers. #

0:24:200:24:24

-What do you think of that shit?

-You scratch my table with all this shit?

0:24:240:24:27

What do you think of the track?

0:24:270:24:29

-The song?

-Yeah.

-Who's the robot doin' the singing?

0:24:290:24:32

Ain't nobody gonna buy this sort of bullshit, man.

0:24:320:24:36

You got to be kiddin' me.

0:24:360:24:38

What is all this goddam shit lyin' around?

0:24:380:24:41

Somebody can trip over this shit.

0:24:410:24:44

Goddam!

0:24:440:24:45

Your mama trip over that shit, she fuckin' have...

0:24:450:24:49

a knee replaced or some shit.

0:24:490:24:51

Oi, Nathan. Nathan!

0:24:540:24:56

Do you reckon when you go to deaf school that you're gonna be best mates with Damien?

0:24:560:25:01

Do you reckon you would be? Seems like a good bloke.

0:25:010:25:04

I reckon you're gonna be heaps like him when you start signing and all that shit.

0:25:040:25:09

You and Damo, mate. Besties.

0:25:090:25:13

You reckon? Yeah?

0:25:130:25:14

-I reckon you will be.

-Fuck off.

0:25:140:25:16

-BFFs with the Daimster.

-Daniel?

-Yeah?

0:25:160:25:20

Stop teasing him about deaf school.

0:25:200:25:22

You're going to completely freak him out about going.

0:25:220:25:25

You're right actually, Mum. Yeah, I probably...

0:25:250:25:27

it's a little bit irresponsible of me.

0:25:270:25:30

Hey, Nath?

0:25:310:25:33

Did you want a Gatorade at all?

0:25:330:25:35

Did you want that, cos I was thinkin'...

0:25:350:25:38

I was gonna ask you before if you wanted the Gatorade. Just have it.

0:25:380:25:41

It's not Gatorade. I pissed in it.

0:25:440:25:46

Have a big scull of it, Nath. It's yummy.

0:25:460:25:50

What are you doin'?

0:25:560:25:58

What are you doin'?

0:25:580:25:59

You fuckin' little fuckin'...

0:26:000:26:02

faggot!

0:26:020:26:04

-Fuckin' gonna piss and shit on you, you fuckin' little fuck!

-Piss funny!

0:26:050:26:08

-I'm gonna shit on you. You're gonna fuckin' clean that up, you dirty...

-What the hell's going on?

0:26:080:26:13

-I'm shitting on your fuckin' face!

-Piss funny!

0:26:130:26:16

It's a pretty rough here.

0:26:220:26:23

It's Gran and the Doggy Wanker. He's outside for once.

0:26:230:26:25

Leave him alone. I'll give you ten bucks if you say a word. No!

0:26:250:26:29

You can't afford to be a pussy and keep to yourself.

0:26:290:26:32

Get the fuck away!

0:26:320:26:34

Every couple of months we do our scaring young boys program.

0:26:340:26:37

Who needs a ball and chain? I'll show you to the torture rooms.

0:26:370:26:40

Stop being a bloody idiot and grow some balls.

0:26:400:26:43

Am I a bloke? 'Me and Hunter have actually been really busy.

0:26:430:26:47

Come up with a specialist surf school.' We'll call it Fat Boys School.

0:26:470:26:50

'If I can get a fat kid up there on a surfboard then I'm stoked.' Fellas, come get your rashies!

0:26:500:26:54

-I can't really breathe.

-You're all here, guys, because you are...

-Fat.

0:26:540:26:59

You see a hot girl, remember, let her have it.

0:26:590:27:01

How're ya goin', lard arse!

0:27:010:27:03

Stacks on Julian!

0:27:030:27:05

-No, fuck off, Daniel!

-See ya, Nath!

-Mum and Steve are goin' away.

0:27:050:27:09

-Fuck off!

-I'm the dad!

0:27:090:27:10

Go to fuckin' bed. Tomorrow night I'm havin' a huge party.

0:27:100:27:14

Go, Black Daniel!

0:27:140:27:16

Shit, it's my mum! Yeah, I got the kids doin' their homework and shit. One more beer and that's it, OK?

0:27:160:27:21

-Fuck off!

-Thanks for ruining it!

0:27:210:27:23

-I can't fuckin' control 'em!

-Who's our surfing champion of tomorrow?

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