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Broadcasting from the world famous BBC Television Centre | 0:00:01 | 0:00:05 | |
with your hosts Tim Brooke-Taylor and Sparky The Dog, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
bringing you the news as you have never seen it before. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
This is Animal Antics. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
You are watching Animal Antics, | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
the show that brings you all the latest news from the animal kingdom. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
I'm Tim Brooke-Taylor | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
and here to offer his expert opinion is my dog, Sparky. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Good evening. -Here are the headlines. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
Unexpected winner at World Jet Ski Championships. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
# Yeah, darlin' Gonna make it happen | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
# Take the world in a love embrace. # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Gentle Ben remake set to contain more action. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
Minnie The Cat takes the no farting in the house rule a step too far. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:59 | |
But first, tonight's main story. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
According to official government figures, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
animal unemployment has hit an all time high. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
According to the report, cats have been hardest hit, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
with record numbers applying for benefits. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
This is Colin. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
He used to be a bus driver, but at the age of seven, | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
he is concerned he is too old to find another job. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
This is Steve. He has a degree in graphic design. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
This year, he applied for 80 jobs | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
and hasn't been called in for one interview. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Sparky, in your expert opinion, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
what's it like for these animals on the dole? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
I'm going to be honest, I don't have a lot of sympathy for these cats. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
I think it is in their culture. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
They're out all night, up to goodness knows what, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
then they lie around all day cat napping. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
But it's not just cats who are struggling, Sparky. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
This is affecting all species. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
You won't see a dog sitting on his backside sponging off the state. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
I think the following images may shock you, Sparky. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
This is Ken, he used to be a Geography teacher. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
His owner says since losing his job, he has become a different dog. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
He doesn't like leaving the house, refuses to chase sticks | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
and spends most of his days watching repeats of Cash In The Attic. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
This is the state we are in, isn't it, Tim? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
It's a sad day when a hard-working, former deputy head like Ken | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
isn't allowed in front of his classroom. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Well, it's not all bad news, Sparky. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
The government says it is doing all it can to get | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
animals back into employment. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
These out-of-work dogs were given a grant to attend a computer course. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
They have just learned how to print out their CV. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Others are just learning to lower their expectations. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
This is Nigel. He used to be a top advertising executive, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
but is now working as a cleaner and home help. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
# Working nine to five | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
# What a way to make a living | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
# Barely getting by | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# It's all taking and no giving | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
# They just use your minds | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
# And they never give you credit It's enough to drive you... # | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
For an extra £10, he'll even mow your lawn. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Graham used to be an occupational therapist, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
but now works as a French polisher. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
And this is Wendy. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
She used to be an IT support worker, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
now she washes dishes at a local cafe. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Liam Beagle here, used to be a chiropodist | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
but he now works as an unlicensed mini cab driver in Rochdale. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
HORN BEEPS | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
With eight mouths to feed, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
this cat has been forced to work in a massage parlour. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Well, Tim, let's just hope that that story has a happy ending. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
-Do you use massage parlours, Tim? -No. -Good, neither do I. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
But for some animals, a change of job isn't necessarily a bad news story. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
When Lionel Crossbreed was made redundant from his high-powered | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
city job, he used the opportunity to follow his dream and become | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
a children's entertainer. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
And he's booked up every weekend this year. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
BABY LAUGHS | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
Some people are easily pleased, aren't they? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
More, more! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Still to come, monkey tourists are causing havoc at a previously | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
idyllic holiday destination. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
I've got a special report coming up. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
With the Animal World Cup just around the corner, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
we look at the players to watch out for at this year's tournament. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
And we'll be bringing you a round up of all today's other top stories. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Back to today's main story and the animal unemployment crisis. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
We have just heard that a few moments ago a group of animals began | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
marching on Downing Street to protest against job cuts. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
These geese, all qualified nurses, are protesting against | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
compulsory redundancies in the poultry health service. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
We can now go to the protest live as the protesting birds | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
make their way through St James's Park towards Parliament. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Yep, as I suspected, Tim, thing are beginning to get out of control. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Nobody likes a bird with an attitude problem. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Let's hope this doesn't turn into a mindless bloodbath. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
But if it does, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
our cameras will be right there so you won't miss any of it. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
Domestic news now. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
And a new report says education standards for cats have reached | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
an all-time low. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
They didn't need to do a report to let you know cats are stupid. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Stupid, stupid animals. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
More than 200 teenage cats were recorded over a six-month period. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Some viewers may find the following scenes really stupid. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
# I was born this way | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
# Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, yeah | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
# Ooh, there ain't no other way | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
# Baby, I was born this way | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
# Baby, I was born this way Born this way | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
# Ooh, there ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
# Ooh, there ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
# Baby I was born this way Born this way | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
# Ooh, there ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
# Right track, baby I was born this way | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
# I was born this way | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
# I was born this way | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
# I was born this way | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
# Hey, I was born this way | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
# I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way. # | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
-Stupid cats! -Let's take a look at what else is making the news today. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
World's most stubborn rabbit discovered in Argentina. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Lion gets a check-up from world's youngest dentist. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
LION ROARS | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
LION ROARS | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Controversial choice of wine at Heston Blumenthal's new restaurant. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
Cat causes a stir at Ascot with outrageous new hat. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
The Return Of The Jedi remake to feature all new cast. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
And new Wimbledon ball boy scheme goes horribly wrong. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Crikey, that is stubborn! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
A bit like you when you want your own way, Tim. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
Monkey tourists are turning a previously idyllic Greek | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
holiday isle into a boozy hell. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Here's a special report from Sparky. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
The island of Paxos used to be a haven of tranquillity | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
for its locals and a few elderly tourists, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
but then cut-price airline Monkey Jet started | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
scheduling flights there. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
The beaches are now awash with thousands of sun worshiping apes, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
attracted by cheap flights and cheap booze. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
They've got two weeks off work but only want to do one thing - | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
party. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
After a hard day boozing in the sun, most of these thrill-seeking | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
apes have consumed so much alcohol they can barely stand up. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
And things soon go from bad to worse. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
# We like to party We like...we like to party. # | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
This boozed-up chimp ordered a round of beers for the lads | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
and then ran off with the barman's cigarette! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Smoking is bad, but stealing is worse. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
This sozzled simian is trying to steal a sandwich from a fellow | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
holidaymaker's handbag. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
No, no. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Meanwhile, this hooligan has stolen a bottle of water | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
from an elderly Dutch tourist. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Only to taunt the poor woman by pouring most of it away | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
right in front of her face. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
It's 38 degrees, that's bang out of order! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Disgusting! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Across town, locals watched in horror as drunk monkeys | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
attacked a completely innocent bystander. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
She just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
Listen to her, she is absolutely terrified. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Fortunately, the unsavoury incident came to an end | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
when the chief troublemaker was dragged away by his best mate. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
This young lout started a fight with a local kitten. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Unfortunately for him, the kitten turned out to be a local hard nut | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
and he got on the wrong end of a right good hiding. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
After a night out at a local club, this group of thugs decided | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
to watch the sun come up while sitting on the roof of a car. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
When the owner showed up, they refused to move. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
He tried talking to them, | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
but you try reasoning with a monkey who's had 14 pints of cider. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
When we caught up with one of the troublemakers and asked him | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
for an interview, this happened... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
SCREECHING | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, wait! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Fortunately, the local police have stepped up their efforts | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
to crack down this antisocial behaviour. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Steve and Graham from Middlesbrough are facing a lengthy | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
spell behind bars for stealing a jet ski. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Badly hung over, they are desperate to phone home. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
But at the end of the day, | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I'm afraid these monkeys have only got themselves to blame. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
Hard-hitting stuff there, Sparky. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Are you going on holiday this year? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Yes, I'll be renting a kennel in Tuscany. What about you? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
-The usual, six weeks in Vegas. -Lovely. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Coming up next... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Time to go back to the animal unemployment march, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
where I believe numbers are swelling. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
A large number of ducks apparently belonging to the Tube Driver's Union, | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
have now joined the march | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
and are believed to be heading towards a rally at Hyde Park. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
And we're just receiving the following sensational pictures. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
Apparently, a few months ago, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
one particularly angry goose broke away from the march | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
to take out his frustrations on a senior government official. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
As you can see, the official fights back. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Yeah, rather aggressively for a man in his position, if you ask me, Tim. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
John Prescott, eat your heart out. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
But the goose is in no mood to back down. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
We've lots of tweets and e-mails about this. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
"What are this lot complaining about? I'm an estate agent - | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
"there's plenty of jobs going in my line of work." | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
That's from a bloodsucking leech in Surrey. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
And, "The job market is so depressing, | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
"if I don't get a job soon, I don't know what I'll do." | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
That is from a lemming in Beachy Head. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
Please keep your tweets coming in, we'll keep you informed with | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
any further developments as and when they happen. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Hi, sports fans. Welcome to the Sports Hub. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-This summer it's the Animal World Cup. -Yes! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
So, to get you as excited as we are, | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
we've put together a preview of some of the top players to look out for | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-during this year's tournament. -Yes! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
First up, we've got German centre forward Hans Vizsla. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
Great in the air, clinical finisher | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
and, like all Germans, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
lethal from the penalty spot. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
England players, take note. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Another player to keep an eye on is Spanish goal poacher Juan Goldfish. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
My tip to be the leading scorer at this year's tournament, Tim. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Another player who favours his head and a real nice | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
guy off the pitch, as well. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
The next player to keep an eye on | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
at this year's tournament is | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
English midfield dynamo Scott Terrier. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Great dribbling skills and close ball control. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
And he never gives the ball away. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
My type of player, Tim. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
What an engine he's got on him! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
He could run all day. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
And good with all four feet, which is rare. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Next up, we've got Dutch centre back | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Dennis Van Carthorse. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Big lad at the back, a real commanding presence. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
I think he should maybe leave the flicks and tricks | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
to the flair players on the team. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
He does have a bit of a temper problem, though. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
He was sent off last week for nibbling the referee. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:47 | |
It is the ugly side of the game, Tim, and I don't like it. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
And now we have Neil Whippet, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
one of England's brightest hopes in attack. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Absolutely useless with his feet, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
but so long as the ball is in the air, he is one of the best around. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
He also holds the world record for head keepy-uppies. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
The record is currently set at 16. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Well, he's on 12. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
13. He's going to do it! He's... fif... Oh! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
He has fluffed it on 15! Unbelievable! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Now we can bring you a round up of all of today's | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
action from the European Pig Athletics Championships. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Sprinter Dwayne Pig got team GB off to a great start, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
taking gold in the 100 metre dash. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
The British winning streak continued in the 3,000 metre | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
steeple chase thanks to a characteristically gutsy performance | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
from Sebastian Pig. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Sebastian led from the first bend. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
Despite some hesitation over the second hurdle, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
he came through the water hazard well. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
And went on to win the race in record time. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
It takes his tally to four gold medals this season. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
Other sports news now. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
It's been a fantastic year for British animal boxing, | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
with many of our fighters battling for world titles. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Let's take a look at some of the best animal fights of the year. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
# It's the eye of the Tiger | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
# It's the thrill of the fight | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
# Risin' up to the challenge of our rival | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
# And the last known survivor | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
# Stalks his prey in the night | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
# And his fortune must always be | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
# Eye of the Tiger! # | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-You can't beat a bit of sanctioned violence. -And that's your sport. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:26 | |
Still to come, we take an in-depth look at the life | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
and times of hip-hop DJ Trevor Bulldog. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
That's coming right up. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
We've got all the latest ahead of tonight's | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Animals Have Got Talent live finals. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
I'll be bringing you more on the heat wave that's sweeping | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
the nation in today's weather. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Hip-hop DJ Trevor Bulldog was made an OBE today for his work with | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
inner-city charities. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
To celebrate his achievements, we take a look back | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
at his long and chequered career. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
We know him as the glamorous DJ who sells out clubs across the globe. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:15 | |
But Trevor Bulldog first discovered music whilst | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
working in a record store in Swindon. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
You got anything by Snoop Doggy Dogg? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
He soon began DJ-ing in his bedroom. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Before long, he had his own club | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
night in the bright lights of Glasgow. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Although he soon became bored with the West Country club scene | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
and decided to move to Ibiza. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
He loved the party vibe of the island | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
and thought it was a place where he could really express himself. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Hi! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
Unfortunately, the dream soon turned into a nightmare. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
One evening on his way to his regular club night, | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
he was shot at by a rival DJ, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
who was apparently jealous of his enormous success. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Trevor took the drive-by shooting very, very badly. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Inevitably, his DJ-ing suffered, he got depressed. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
He then developed an unhealthy ice cream addiction. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
He reached his lowest ebb when he had to be propped up by Peep Tom | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
during the headline set at the Big Chill. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
What Trevor didn't know was that standing in the crowd that night | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
was his future wife, Annika. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
# You put my feet back on the ground. # | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
The beautiful model whom he credits with turning his life around. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
Within weeks, the model had moved in with him. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
He swiftly gave up ice cream and discovered yoga. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
It wasn't long before he was back to his best | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
and playing to sell-out crowds across the world, like here, in Miami, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
alongside big dog Tim Westwood. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
DJ Trevor Bulldog, we salute you. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
What a fantastic story. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Yes, for me, he is probably the greatest DJ of all time. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Who's your favourite DJ, Tim? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:28 | |
Terry Wogan. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Tonight sees the launch of the live finals of Animals Have Got Talent. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
Can I just say, what an absolutely superb programme it is. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
-I suppose. -I mean, it's proper old-fashioned entertainment. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
We love it, don't we, Sparky? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-It's all right. -No, really, it's fantastic stuff. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
And here on Animal Antics, | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
we got hold of some exclusive footage from the auditions. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
# Oh! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
# Oh! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
# And it goes like this | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
# Take me by the tongue and I'll know you | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
# Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
# All the moves like Jagger I got the moves like Jagger | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
# I've got the moves...like Jagger | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
# I don't need to try to control you | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
# Look into my eyes and I'll own you | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
# With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
# I've got the moves...like Jagger. # | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
Wonderful. There is so much talent out there, isn't there, Sparky? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. It's pretty amateurish. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
If they had proper training, they might've seen something like this. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:57 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
Oh, wonderful stuff, Sparky. Let's look at some of the other acts | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
in this serious competition. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
This year saw a record number of dog balancing acts. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
# ..moment of truth | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
# Out on the edge of glory | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
# And I'm hanging on a moment with you. # | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
But Marco here was by far the strongest. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
# The edge, the edge, the edge... # | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
There was a doggy rodeo. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
# The edge, the edge Out on the edge! # | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
A cat rock band. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
DISCORDANT MUSIC | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
The cat daredevil group, Whack-A-Kitty. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
Please don't try this at home as they are all highly trained stunt cats. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
One animal who definitely had talent was this acrobatic | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
parrot from Aldershot. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
But it was this break dancing gorilla from Scunthorpe that everyone | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
was talking about. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
SONG: "Pa Panamericano" | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Another act making the headlines was this singer-songwriter from Swansea. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
Oh, now, hang on a second, this is Ian, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
and I have to say he is fantastic! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Voice of an Angel! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
HOWLING | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
That is beautiful. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
As I say, it really is a great show. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
And that's your entertainment news. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
-And now the weather with Sparky. -Thanks, Tim. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Phew! We are in the middle of a heat wave. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Record temperatures across the UK. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
So if you have got aircon, make the most of it, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
like my mate Clinton here. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
You may want to head down to the beach, catch a few rays. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
It is great weather for swimming, | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
but if you do decide to go for a dip, always think safety first. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
Like Shirley here. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
You need to take every opportunity to cool yourself down, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
just like this parrot. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
He is treating himself to a birdbath, and why not? | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
This sort of hot spell doesn't come along every day. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Or why not just get in amongst it with the sprinklers? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Just let your hair down and run around like you're a pup again. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Yeah, get a gob full of that, my friend. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
Make the most of it before that hose-pipe ban kicks in. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
Shake it off, brother. Who needs a towel? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
And if you're finding it all a bit of a drag, remember, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
a heat wave is just a great excuse to eat lots of ice cream. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
# Ice ice baby | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
# Vanilla Ice | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
# Ice baby | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
# Vanilla Ice | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
# Ice baby | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
# Vanilla Ice | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
# Ice baby... # | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
And if ice lollies aren't your thing, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
you can just go around looking pretty cool, like Leon here. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Although, on a personal note, Tim, I'd really appreciate it | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
if you didn't spend the weekend lying around the garden | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
wearing only your Speedos. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-They are ordinary swimming shorts. -They are budgie smugglers, Tim. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
The old lady next door nearly had a heart attack. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
And that's your weather. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:08 | |
We have just got time to go back to the animal unemployment protest. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
We're hearing that the police have managed to regain | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
control of the streets and are sending all the troublemakers home. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
As you can see, the ducks being escorted away there | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
with their tail feathers well and truly between their legs. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
And may I just say, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
a big well done to the authorities for their handling of the situation. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
There is nothing worse than a duck with a chip on his shoulder. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
-Looks like their goose is cooked. -Very good. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I tell you what, Tim, I wouldn't be surprised | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
if some of them do some serious bird. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Yes, because some of their behaviour was absolutely fowl. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
-That's enough now, Tim. -OK. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Finally, we have seen some outrageous animals tonight, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
but sometimes you humans do the funniest things. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Just take a look at this. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
So, we've got a woman on a trampoline and a toy slide. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
What could possibly go wrong? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
There's your answer. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Let's take a look at that again. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Ouch. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
You humans are weird. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
That's all we've got time for on tonight's Animal Antics. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-Good night. -Good night. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
-What a great show. -Fantastic show. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
Shall I walk you home or would you like a run in the park? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Nah, I'd rather get a taxi. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
If you have clips of animals doing something newsworthy or just | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
something utterly ridiculous, please go to... | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
..to find out how to send them in. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 |