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This programme contains some violent scenes, some strong language

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and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting.

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- I'm pregnant. - Oh, my God! You're on the pill.

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Yes, the pill wasn't designed with werewolves in mind.

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(SOBS) This is really happening.

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And look after him.

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And look after the baby.

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WYNDHAM: What about...Annie?

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You're more powerful than you imagine so I'm keeping you around.

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(WHISPERS) I'm doing this because I love you.

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I know.

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I think you've got a fight on your hands.

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RADIO TRANSMISSION: 'We blocked all the bridges.

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'We turned cars on their sides and painted crucifixes on the roofs and hoods

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'but they came through the sewers and the subways under the Hudson.

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'I've never seen so many.

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'There must have been 10,000 of them.

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'They didn't recruit,

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'they didn't feed, they just killed everyone.

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Just clambered over the bodies.

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'We lost the city.

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'I'm sorry.

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'We did everything we... We lost New York.'

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I don't understand.'

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This wasn't supposed to happen.

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'Oh, God, they're here.

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'Oh, God, it's him! He's found us!'

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VAMPIRE ON RADIO: '# If I can make it there I'll make it anywhere

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'# It's up to you, New York, New York! #

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'Ladies and gentlemen of the Resistance, good evening.

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'Oh, you'd have been so proud of your comrades.

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'They put up quite a fight.

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'But we slit their throats and stamped on their bones all the same.

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'New York has fallen.

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'The Resistance have been crushed.

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'The Earth belongs to the vampires.'

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)

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All right, champ?

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Three teas, please.

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Milk and sugar for me and Gary, just milk for Stefan.

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I think he's diabetic. I offered him some Haribo the other day.

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Huh, you should have seen the face on him!

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Three pies, your choice, you know, surprise me.

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This lot are useless.

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They never bring their wallets - I'm always paying for the teas and stuff.

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I haven't been friends with them long.

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You know, still finding my feet. Lovely fellas, though, deep down, I expect.

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Do I talk too much?

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Cos my mother can't stand it.

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She has to lie on the sofa with a door sausage over her head.

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Oh.

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Cheers, bra.

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Erm, there you are.

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Keep the change. Can you give us a hand with the door?

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Course.

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I'll see you round, then, yeah?

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Sorry, love, I'll be back in five minutes.

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Here's something for you, right?

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I'm on the train the other day, right, and I want a cup of tea -

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they don't even make it for you.

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They just give you a bag and a cup. I tell you, it's political correctness.

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I bet you can't even say "blackcurrant" these days.

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Go on, then.

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- (LOUD CRASH) - What the fuck?!

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- (FLESHY THUD) - (GROANING)

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(FLESHY THUD)

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Oh, God.

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You're one of those werewolf fellas they told me about.

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I'm like, "That's a bit far-fetched."

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I mean, we're meant to recognise you, but my sinuses...

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Shut up!

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Two weeks ago, a werewolf was killed.

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Nina. She was a friend of mine.

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The vampire that ordered it was called Griffin.

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You're going to tell me how to find him, aren't ya?

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(KNOCKING)

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(KNOCKING)

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Only me.

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Didn't want to rent-a-ghost in and startle you. Just...

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Oh, I'm itching for a cuddle.

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Oh, go on - I'll give you 50 quid. (GIGGLES)

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I was thinking that I could take her out.

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Just into the garden, you know. Just give you a bit of a break.

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She doesn't leave this room.

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You know, she needs fresh air and things to look at.

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I'll make sure no-one sees us.

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The first sign of trouble, I'll be...out of there.

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Nina left.

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Nina died.

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So, like I said, she doesn't leave this room.

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This isn't good for her.

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For either of you.

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I'm protecting her.

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She needs a father, George, not a bodyguard.

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Move. Out of the way.

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Actually, what she needs is a name.

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Every time I think of a name...

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...all I can see is it written on a gravestone.

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You think you're the only one in pain here?

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The only one grieving?

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Cos I've lost a lover and I've lost my best friend and I'm not...

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Look at this.

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They've won, you realise that?

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With you like this, they've already won, George.

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# I study nuclear science

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# I love my classes

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# I got a crazy teacher

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# He wears dark glasses

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# Things are going great

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# And they're only getting better

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# I'm doing all right

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# Getting good grades

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# The future's so bright

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# I gotta wear shades

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# I gotta wear shades

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# I got a job waiting for my graduation

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# 50 thou a year will buy a lotta beer

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# Things are going great

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# And they're only getting better

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# I'm doing all right

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# Getting good grades

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# The future's so bright

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# I gotta wear shades

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# I gotta wear shades... #

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(HYSTERICAL SCREAMING)

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You're a dick.

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You're a dick.

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What did you say?

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The meeting's started.

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What's your story?

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I want to speak to Mr Griffin. I've got information.

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Information? You're funny.

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The rest of the Old Ones arrive in two months,

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by which time I will have obtained the child from the werewolf Sands.

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Sorry, can somebody explain to me the significance of this baby?

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Well, first, its father killed John Mitchell in some ham-fisted gesture

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of affection, then he killed my predecessor, Wyndham,

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leaving me no choice but to have his bitch put down.

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But, more specifically, that baby is the first of its kind.

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Werewolves have only ever been made, not born.

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I want to present it as a tribute to the Old Ones on their arrival.

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As long as they know a werewolf baby's for life, not just for Christmas.

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Then they will be transported overnight to positions on the coast.

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At the appointed time, they will start to move inland killing and recruiting.

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A second wave of foot soldiers will follow to mop up any remaining resistance

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and aid the conversion of the new recruits.

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Have we got enough crossbows and catapults?

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Only we're clearly going for a medieval vibe,

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so I just want to check we've got the right props.

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Do you have a better suggestion, Cutler?

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What?

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Oh, no, I'm just wondering how much you really know

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about the world you're taking over.

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What you're suggesting, it's brutal, sure, but it shows a fundamental

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lack of understanding of how small the world is now.

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You think humanity's just going to cower in its little hovel while you stampede?

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Before you reach the first major city, they'll have raised an army.

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On Twitter.

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History has shown...

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Oh, God, you people are obsessed with history!

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You've got this guy, you have literally brought a guy with you,

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the Keeper of Scrolls, or whatever he's called.

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I am the Vampire Recorder.

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The Vampire Recorder?

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I'm so sorry, for a moment there I thought you had a really stupid name.

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You see, this is what I'm saying.

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You've spent so long looking behind you,

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you don't know how much the landscape has changed.

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We have to take the world by force because the world will never accept us willingly.

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So, we create a new context...and we show them something worse.

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(BABY GURGLES)

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George?

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What are you doing, George?! It's me, Tom!

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What happened to you?

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Is she a werewolf?

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She can see Annie. So probably.

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Oh, God, George, she's beautiful.

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Have you given her a name yet?

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I've been kind of busy.

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Even McNair gave me a name, and he ate my parents.

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I've called round a few times, but no-one was in.

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Or maybe they was in, they just couldn't hear me cos it's such a big house

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with so many rooms just sitting there empty.

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I told Annie not to answer the door.

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Yeah, I had to jump over the back fence and knock on a window.

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What happened to Nina, George?

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I know they killed her but...what did they do?

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I know where Griffin's going to be.

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The Old Ones are coming.

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Griffin's meeting them halfway off the coast of Sierra Leone.

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He's leaving tonight. So we'll be at the docks.

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How do you know?

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A vampire told me.

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It's a trap.

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How? It ain't.

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Tonight's a full moon.

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Exactly.

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It's the one night he knows we won't be able to get to him.

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You hardly knew Nina.

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I knew her enough.

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Sorry, guys.

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Tom, can I have a word, please?

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- Yeah, I was just... - Yeah, now. Now would be lovely,

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actually, great.

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What was that for?

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Tom, I still have some relatives in Brighton.

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Maybe you would like to give them a call and try and get them killed, too?

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- What? - The chimney.

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I heard every single word.

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It's a brilliant baby monitor.

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Or at least it would be if I was allowed to go and comfort her

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when she cries, and I'm not.

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Erm, what were we talking about?

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Um, oh, yes, uh!

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What else was I supposed to do?

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You've seen the state of him, he's got to do something.

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Excuse me, I have this under control, OK?

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I will have him up and about in no time at all without you coming in

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and filling his head with all of this...this...twattage.

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If Griffin's leaving the country, this'll be the last chance he gets.

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To die?

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Yes, Tom. Yes, it might be.

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Oh, well(!)

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Will you just stop hitting me, please?!

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Oh, for God's sake, Tom!

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I can't lose anyone else!

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I've said goodbye to so many people.

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I can't even...process it.

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My whole life was Mitchell and George and Nina.

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But now...Mitchell's dead.

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And...Nina's dead.

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And George is...gone.

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And there's nothing nice in this house any more except that baby.

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And it is such a big house, as well, with all those rooms just going empty and that.

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I don't know what we are now.

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I don't know...what I am.

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Let's do it.

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# Well, I got a little red rooster

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# Too lazy to crow for day... #

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How does Superman cut his hair?

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It's indestructible.

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So his hair must be too. So how does he cut it?

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Maybe he has special scissors.

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Special scissors?

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That's ridiculous.

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I'll look it on the internet.

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But no looking at medical websites.

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Last time you convinced yourself you had heart disease.

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I had all the symptoms.

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Shortness of breath, constriction of the airway...

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All the symptoms of someone who'd put their jumper on back to front.

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Hilarious.

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- Every time. - You're done.

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What do you think my chances are?

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Pearl won't talk about it.

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I tried last night after Only Connect and she threw the remote control at me.

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So I'm asking you.

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The last full moon left you bedridden for two weeks.

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It's likely the next one will kill you.

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Thank you for your honesty.

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We could sedate you.

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Save you the pain of the transformation.

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But I'd be wary of doing anything

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that would lower your reserves for the change-back.

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What will it mean if I die?

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For both of you.

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The shop and the flat upstairs are in your name, so we'd lose those.

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And if a ghost loses their root and their familiars, they fade.

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She will disperse and drift away on the breeze like smoke.

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She'll still have you, won't she?

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You, her, this place, together they have been...

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...my cage.

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They've kept me safe from the world.

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And the world safe from me.

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ANNIE: I just think we need to talk about this first.

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What's to talk about? I thought you wanted me to stop moping?

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George, I meant have a shower, not storm the Batcave.

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Besides, it's...erm...

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Splodge's first transformation.

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- Splodge? - Yeah.

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Daft, isn't it?

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It's almost as if she hasn't been given a proper name.

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The curse repairs what it damages.

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She'll be fine.

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OK, so you do not answer the door to anyone, even if it's one of those people

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with terrible skin selling J Cloths. It will be a vampire

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so just stake it and rent-a-ghost her out of here.

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What, I...I can't rent-a-ghost if I'm carrying a living thing.

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You're kidding? Since when?

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Since forever, George.

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Did you get it?

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Oh for goodness' sake, George, you are kidding!

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Well, if you're worried about her hurting herself

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just stick a load of, like, pillows and duvets on the floor.

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Not in here, maybe,

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but luckily you've got all them other rooms going free and empty, so, er...

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This isn't for her safety, it's for everyone else's.

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What?

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Well, aren't you going to say goodbye?

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Well, aren't you coming downstairs?

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To your daughter.

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Yeah, of course.

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I was just...

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Don't die.

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OK.

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I love you.

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Why don't I do it?

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George, I could do it cos they can't hurt me

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and I have killed vampires before...

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A vampire before.

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You know why.

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OK, Splodge,

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brace yourself for some serious cuddling.

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(BABY STIRS)

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Shh, it's OK. It's OK.

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You've still got the strap grazes from last month.

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Have you been picking at them?

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They're taking a while to heal.

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If they get infected, don't come crying to me. Right,

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think that's everything. Have you been to the toilet?

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We're not having a repeat of that.

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(SIGHS) I have.

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If you want anything, I'll be sat outside with my Marie Claire.

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Pearl?

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Say goodbye, just in case.

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In case what?

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You're not going anywhere.

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You're strapped to a bed!

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Pearl, please.

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You're just trying to upset me. I won't rise to it, Leo.

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HAL: He's right.

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You should say goodbye.

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Look at you both.

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My God, I really was the luckiest man alive.

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Ahh!

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Together, we did the impossible.

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A werewolf, a vampire and a ghost.

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But this doesn't have to be the end for you.

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Remember this moment.

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- Remember what we had. - We will.

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We were on the outside of humanity,

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so we could guard it.

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Do you understand?

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So we could guard it.

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I can't listen to this.

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You're fine.

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Now, save your strength, we'll have no more of this nonsense.

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Shepherd's pie tomorrow.

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They used baseball bats.

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- Huh? - She'd only gone to the shops,

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she hadn't left the house since she'd had her daughter a week or so earlier.

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I told her, "Get some fresh air."

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And they were waiting for her.

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They wore helmets with visors.

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Did you know, werewolf blood was toxic to vampires?

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No.

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Yeah, so they didn't want to get splattered with any

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while they beat her to death in an alley.

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(BREATHES HEAVILY)

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Griffin's in the police, so, yeah, obviously there was no investigation,

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no search, no arrests.

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Witness was intimidated, case closed.

0:24:380:24:41

But on the plus side,

0:24:410:24:43

he sent flowers.

0:24:430:24:45

That's why I have to do this.

0:24:490:24:51

Not Annie.

0:24:530:24:54

It has to be me.

0:24:560:24:58

(LAUGHTER WITHIN)

0:25:070:25:10

Are there any vampires?

0:25:110:25:13

Your senses are better than mine.

0:25:130:25:15

I can't tell. They've put ammonia down to cover the scent.

0:25:150:25:18

Right, you know what Griffin looks like

0:25:200:25:22

so you go straight for him. I'll take care of the others.

0:25:220:25:24

(BOTH GROAN)

0:25:260:25:29

It's coming.

0:25:290:25:30

We've gotta do this.

0:25:320:25:33

(TAPE PLAYS CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

0:25:460:25:49

It's a trap.

0:25:530:25:55

Where are they, then?

0:25:550:25:56

Oh, God.

0:25:580:26:00

All right, Splodge.

0:26:000:26:02

It's getting dark. One more cuddle and then...

0:26:020:26:06

Grrr.

0:26:070:26:09

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

0:26:090:26:10

WOMAN: Mr Sands?

0:26:100:26:11

My name is Lisa Monkton, I'm from Social Services, could you open the door?

0:26:110:26:16

We've received a call from a neighbour

0:26:160:26:19

saying that a baby is being left here alone,

0:26:190:26:21

I just want to talk to you and check that...

0:26:210:26:24

- (BABY CRIES) - Is that the baby crying?

0:26:240:26:26

Right, Mr Sands, I have a police officer here with me.

0:26:260:26:29

Because you're not responding, it leads me

0:26:290:26:31

to believe no-one is looking after the baby.

0:26:310:26:34

If you don't open this door, we're going to have to force our way in.

0:26:340:26:39

(BANGING)

0:26:420:26:44

- MAN: Are there any dogs in there? - What?

0:26:510:26:53

Well, we did a raid on a crack house

0:26:530:26:55

and I got bitten by a bloody great big Doberman.

0:26:550:26:58

I've got this thing about dogs now. Don't tell anyone.

0:26:580:27:01

No, it's fine.

0:27:010:27:03

Come in.

0:27:040:27:05

Where is she? Sounded like she was in here.

0:27:100:27:13

Bloody hell, just the decor's enough to get the kid flustered.

0:27:130:27:15

George, stop a minute! You can't go.

0:27:150:27:17

George. No, no, no, no!

0:27:170:27:20

George, you're about to change, you won't make it home in time.

0:27:200:27:24

- You'll change in the street. - They've gone for the baby!

0:27:240:27:26

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

0:27:260:27:27

But Annie will look after her, you know she will.

0:27:270:27:29

Oh no, it's a trap! It's a trap!

0:27:290:27:31

(CRYING)

0:27:310:27:34

OK, OK, it's OK, everything's fine.

0:27:340:27:38

Oh, my gosh, is it happening, are you changing?

0:27:380:27:41

It's going to happen.

0:27:410:27:42

It's going to change!

0:27:420:27:44

OK, we're going to be fine, we're going to...

0:27:440:27:47

(MUFFLED CRYING)

0:27:510:27:53

Oh, gosh.

0:27:530:27:54

Jesus.

0:28:130:28:15

Literally. OK, you get the baby,

0:28:150:28:17

I'll check the other rooms.

0:28:170:28:20

Shh, please, please be quiet.

0:28:260:28:29

Please, please, oh! Shh.

0:28:290:28:31

Please, I know that this looks really bad,

0:28:350:28:37

but I promise you, that baby...

0:28:370:28:39

What kind of sick bastard puts a baby in a cage?

0:28:390:28:41

No, no, no, you don't understand, she needs to stay here.

0:28:410:28:45

It's actually very important she stays here.

0:28:450:28:48

She has like, erm... It's like, well, it's like a medical condition.

0:28:480:28:52

Why the fuck did I listen to you!

0:28:520:28:55

I...I thought you'd be pleased, I was trying to impress ya.

0:28:550:28:58

What do you mean?

0:28:580:29:01

So I could live with ya, with you, Annie and the baby.

0:29:010:29:03

I can't stand it in that van no more, it's doing me head in.

0:29:030:29:05

I don't believe this.

0:29:050:29:07

It's not just that, Nina meant a lot to me.

0:29:070:29:09

- I don't believe this! - Nina meant a lot to me, as well.

0:29:090:29:12

I thought we could do this together, like me and McNair back in the day.

0:29:120:29:17

Tom, I am not your fucking father!

0:29:190:29:25

You ain't nobody's father.

0:29:270:29:29

(BOTH SCREAM IN AGONY)

0:29:300:29:33

Oooh!

0:29:330:29:35

The child needs to stay in this house, you don't understand. Shh...

0:29:390:29:42

I've radioed ahead,

0:29:420:29:43

there's a paediatrician standing by at Barry General.

0:29:430:29:45

Can you just check in the kitchen, make sure the parents haven't left an address?

0:29:450:29:49

Darling, it's OK, I'm gonna fix this, I'm gonna fix this.

0:29:490:29:52

What would Nina do, what would George do?

0:29:520:29:54

Think, Annie, think!

0:29:540:29:56

Erm, OK, this is not good, this...

0:29:560:29:59

No, no...

0:30:040:30:07

Right, listen to me.

0:30:070:30:09

You don't do anything. You don't make things fly about or...

0:30:090:30:12

What is it you do?

0:30:120:30:14

Teleport, hmm?

0:30:140:30:17

Rent-a...rent-a-ghost.

0:30:180:30:20

You try any shit like that and I will tear the baby's head off

0:30:200:30:24

and slit lovely Lisa's throat, are we clear?

0:30:240:30:27

You say, "Yes, Fergus."

0:30:280:30:30

Yes, Fergus.

0:30:370:30:38

Good girl.

0:30:400:30:42

Any luck?

0:30:440:30:45

LISA: Nothing in there.

0:30:450:30:47

Do you really call it rent-a-ghost?

0:30:490:30:52

That's just stupid.

0:30:520:30:53

Who were you talking to?

0:30:550:30:58

Oh, just muttering to myself.

0:30:580:31:00

Bloody animals, some people.

0:31:000:31:02

Give us a go. I'm brilliant with babies.

0:31:020:31:05

Hey!

0:31:060:31:08

Got kids yourself, have you?

0:31:140:31:17

No, not yet.

0:31:170:31:18

Waiting for someone to whisk me off my feet.

0:31:180:31:20

Come on, let's get her out of here.

0:31:220:31:25

I think I'm in there.

0:31:280:31:30

Bye-bye, ghostie!

0:31:320:31:34

No, no, don't!

0:31:450:31:46

No!

0:31:510:31:53

(BABY CRIES)

0:31:530:31:55

Go, go, go, go, go!

0:31:550:31:56

(SCREAMS)

0:31:560:31:59

No, wait! No, please!

0:32:020:32:05

- What's happening? - You can see me?!

0:32:050:32:07

That's me, oh, Christ, that's me!

0:32:070:32:08

I have to get that baby back, you don't understand!

0:32:080:32:10

- Please, help me! - I'll come back for you, I promise.

0:32:100:32:12

- He slit my throat... - I'll be back.

0:32:120:32:14

No, please!

0:32:160:32:17

We're at full moon.

0:32:500:32:53

(FAR OFF SCREAM)

0:32:530:32:56

(BOTH SCREAM AND RETCH)

0:32:560:33:00

Ahhh!

0:33:000:33:04

(GROWLING AND ROARING)

0:33:120:33:17

(FAR OFF HOWL)

0:33:170:33:22

(HOWLS)

0:33:240:33:28

(SNARLING, GROWLING AND ROARING)

0:33:370:33:41

(WHISTLES)

0:33:490:33:51

(LAUGHS)

0:33:560:33:59

It's human.

0:34:070:34:08

It's just human.

0:34:080:34:10

Did you know this was going to happen?

0:34:100:34:12

No.

0:34:120:34:15

But it means...

0:34:150:34:16

Uh...

0:34:190:34:22

I need to check something out.

0:34:220:34:24

Anyone need a baby?

0:34:320:34:34

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

0:34:340:34:36

He's alive.

0:34:400:34:42

Just.

0:34:420:34:45

I said he was just making a fuss.

0:34:450:34:48

He won't survive another one, will he?

0:34:510:34:53

Annie?

0:34:560:34:58

(SOBBING) They said they would kill her if I tried to stop them.

0:34:580:35:02

George, I'm so sorry.

0:35:040:35:07

I'm so sorry.

0:35:070:35:09

It's all right, we'll get her back.

0:35:130:35:15

I'll go out now and find her and... bring her back.

0:35:150:35:19

I promise ya.

0:35:190:35:20

MEGAPHONE OUTSIDE: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie.

0:35:220:35:26

Every car should have these, they should fit them as standard.

0:35:270:35:31

Where's my daughter? Get off me.

0:35:310:35:33

Give me back my fucking daughter.

0:35:330:35:35

Don't panic, she's alive.

0:35:350:35:38

But if I go back with so much as a creased shirt, we'll kill her.

0:35:380:35:42

OK?

0:35:420:35:44

The thing is, I need a welcoming present for the rest of the Old Ones.

0:35:450:35:50

I want it to be you.

0:35:500:35:51

It was going to be your baby - the first organic werewolf,

0:35:510:35:54

but obviously that's not going to happen now...

0:35:540:35:56

Oh, sorry, should have said.

0:35:560:35:59

The werewolf genes must have cancelled each other out, she's just a baby, baby.

0:35:590:36:05

So,

0:36:050:36:07

the killer of Mitchell and Wyndham will have to suffice.

0:36:070:36:10

What if I say no?

0:36:100:36:12

Then we'll kill...

0:36:120:36:14

Sorry, what is her name?

0:36:140:36:16

She doesn't have one.

0:36:170:36:19

Ooh, right.

0:36:190:36:21

- When will you let him go? - Sorry, I didn't get a word of that.

0:36:210:36:24

When the Old Ones come, you'll let me and the baby go, right?

0:36:240:36:28

The baby, perhaps, but you, no.

0:36:280:36:31

We'll probably skin you.

0:36:320:36:34

We've entered the end game.

0:36:350:36:37

We're going to swallow the world up

0:36:370:36:39

in one quick gulp.

0:36:390:36:43

So, come with me, don't come with me.

0:36:430:36:46

You've all got tickets for the Titanic either way.

0:36:460:36:50

I just thought you'd like to spend a little more time

0:36:510:36:54

with your nameless daughter

0:36:540:36:56

before we start the pogroms.

0:36:560:36:58

Come on, George, shake a leg,

0:37:000:37:02

it's Thursday and you know what that means?

0:37:020:37:05

Fajitas!

0:37:050:37:07

(BABY GURGLES)

0:37:260:37:28

(LAUGHS)

0:37:320:37:34

(WOMAN SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)

0:37:490:37:52

Please!

0:37:520:37:54

Ahh!

0:37:540:37:56

Get off me, get off me!

0:37:560:37:57

I've got something to show you.

0:38:100:38:13

It's a werewolf, transforming.

0:38:150:38:17

Oh, it's two werewolves. Is this from the warehouse?

0:38:170:38:21

We talked about it yesterday?

0:38:210:38:23

I've got it all under control - just a question of preparing the ground.

0:38:230:38:26

I don't care who you are or who your maker was,

0:38:260:38:30

he's gone now.

0:38:300:38:31

This is a distraction. You are a distraction.

0:38:310:38:34

Now, make my fucking tea.

0:38:340:38:36

What the hell's the matter with you?

0:38:380:38:40

Well, basically, I never thought the baby wouldn't be a werewolf,

0:38:410:38:46

but when it wasn't, I was like, "Blimey!"

0:38:460:38:49

Then I remembered a bit of old vampire mythology.

0:38:490:38:52

These are two pieces of a parchment that's been split into three.

0:38:520:38:57

Oh, my God, that is human skin!

0:38:570:39:00

This is like the Dead Sea Scrolls, the holiest of holies.

0:39:000:39:04

Yeah, but I bet the Magna Carta doesn't have nipple on it!

0:39:040:39:06

The first vampires were two brothers in Asia.

0:39:060:39:10

They made a pact with the devil for eternal life in exchange for blood.

0:39:100:39:15

But when they first drank blood, they had five dreams

0:39:150:39:19

and from these dreams come all our myths and legends.

0:39:190:39:22

Each dream has a name.

0:39:220:39:25

And this, I think, is the last dream,

0:39:250:39:29

which is called the War Child.

0:39:290:39:30

This means the house the child was born into.

0:39:300:39:35

This pyramid usually means Africa,

0:39:350:39:38

but it also means Trinity - supernatural Trinity.

0:39:380:39:43

A werewolf, a vampire and a ghost share a house.

0:39:430:39:47

This means baby, but specifically human baby.

0:39:470:39:50

- And this means moon. - Human child of the moon.

0:39:500:39:54

Human child of werewolves?

0:39:540:39:58

And it ends on this sequence.

0:39:580:40:01

This means Godhead, or the saviour.

0:40:010:40:05

This symbol means vampires.

0:40:050:40:08

And, finally, this means death.

0:40:080:40:10

We're all gonna die.

0:40:120:40:14

Game over, because of this baby.

0:40:140:40:17

I mean, we're all gonna die because of this baby.

0:40:190:40:23

We kill her. We kill her now.

0:40:250:40:28

Wait a sec. You don't believe this? I mean, it's tea leaves. It's horoscopes!

0:40:280:40:33

Oh, no, no, no, no.

0:40:330:40:34

You don't understand.

0:40:340:40:36

We have no say in this.

0:40:370:40:39

This is what happens.

0:40:390:40:41

No, I refuse to stand by and watch

0:40:410:40:42

while the vampires get wiped off the face of the Earth.

0:40:420:40:45

Besides, what a welcoming present this will make for the Old Ones -

0:40:450:40:49

the head of the human saviour.

0:40:490:40:50

So, first there's a baby, then it's George, then it's the baby again.

0:40:500:40:54

Who'd have thought the Old Ones would be so difficult to shop for(?)

0:40:540:40:57

Gather everyone. I want this done quickly.

0:40:570:40:58

No, wait!

0:40:580:41:00

- I have to do it. - You? Why?

0:41:020:41:04

Has to be done in a certain way, or it doesn't count.

0:41:060:41:10

Erm... There's a special knife.

0:41:100:41:13

Special robes.

0:41:130:41:15

And a special hat.

0:41:160:41:17

It's surprisingly specific.

0:41:170:41:20

It's gonna take me ages to get 'em all together.

0:41:200:41:23

You've got ten minutes. Oh, erm...

0:41:230:41:26

By the way, what happened to this piece of parchment?

0:41:260:41:29

No idea.

0:41:300:41:32

Never been found.

0:41:320:41:33

Well?

0:41:430:41:45

Did you get it?

0:41:460:41:47

18 months. 11 of my men died.

0:41:490:41:53

We've met.

0:42:000:42:03

You, er, won't remember.

0:42:030:42:04

I volunteered for the werewolf recruitment drive ten years back.

0:42:040:42:08

You came to visit us and we all lined up to shake your hand.

0:42:080:42:13

- You can't have been more than... - (GASPING)

0:42:130:42:16

- Ma'am? - You can go now.

0:42:160:42:18

- Is there anything I can...? - I said go!

0:42:180:42:21

I'm sorry, Dewi, but your day's about to take a turn for the worse.

0:42:430:42:47

A friend of ours was captured by your lot.

0:42:470:42:49

I would do what he says, because I cannot control this guy.

0:42:490:42:51

- Bollocks...! Sorry for swearing. - Seriously, he is wild.

0:42:510:42:54

It's all right. Now, answer the question!

0:42:540:42:56

No, you're good cop, remember, like we rehearsed.

0:42:560:42:58

- Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah. - All right.

0:42:580:43:00

Seriously, I cannot control this guy...

0:43:000:43:02

- What? - All right.

0:43:020:43:03

I'll tell you.

0:43:030:43:05

Look, to tell the truth, I'm a bit pissed off with the vampires.

0:43:060:43:09

When they first took me on, they were like, "You're one of us now,"

0:43:090:43:11

and I thought, "Smashing!" I'd never been part of a gang before.

0:43:110:43:14

At school, I used to hang round with the asthmatics,

0:43:140:43:16

but that was only cos they couldn't run away.

0:43:160:43:18

But do you know when I told you about the wrong address and stuff?

0:43:180:43:21

I made that up on the spot.

0:43:210:43:22

And it was dead convincing, wasn't it?

0:43:220:43:24

So I tells the vampires, you know, so they can set a trap or something,

0:43:240:43:27

and, well, they didn't even thank me!

0:43:270:43:30

I thought I might get a pint or a certificate or something.

0:43:300:43:33

"Dewi Jenkins, initiative is conspicuous by its absence."

0:43:330:43:36

Not my words, the words of my form tutor, Mr Parsons.

0:43:360:43:39

But I do have initiative, because I tricked you.

0:43:390:43:43

And if I had a certificate or something then I could say,

0:43:430:43:45

"Ha! What do you reckon to that, Mr Parsons, eh?

0:43:450:43:48

"Yeah, you and your Ford Focus."

0:43:480:43:49

So, what, you're going to tell us or what?

0:43:510:43:54

Better than that. I'll show you.

0:43:540:43:57

I'll go in, I'll see where they're keeping the baby and that other werewolf fella.

0:44:150:44:18

Then, when the coast is clear, I'll come out and get you, OK?

0:44:180:44:20

What's going on?

0:44:300:44:32

They're gonna execute the baby. You weren't that attached to it, were you?

0:44:320:44:36

(LAUGHING)

0:44:360:44:39

(SHOUTING) No!

0:44:390:44:41

(BABY GURGLING)

0:44:440:44:46

What are you doing?

0:44:460:44:48

I told you. There's a protocol.

0:44:480:44:51

I don't believe it.

0:44:550:44:56

Forgotten the knife.

0:44:580:44:59

Isn't that it, under your robe?

0:44:590:45:02

Ooh, yeah.

0:45:030:45:04

Brilliant.

0:45:040:45:06

Mm-bm-bm-bm-zmm-zmm-zmm-zmm...

0:45:160:45:20

mm-bmm-bmm-bmm-zmm... zmm-body-do-something-ing-ning...

0:45:200:45:24

ning-ning-ning.

0:45:240:45:25

(SHOUTS)

0:45:250:45:28

Argh! Arghhhh!

0:45:490:45:52

(CRIES)

0:45:520:45:54

(BABY WHIMPERS)

0:45:580:46:01

Hab Soli' Quch!

0:46:050:46:09

Full wise he is that can him-selven know...

0:46:090:46:13

- (BABY CRIES) - Nyahhhh.

0:46:140:46:17

New-tanj-me-tandis.

0:46:180:46:20

Et in arcadia ergo.

0:46:200:46:23

Kai killius et in horto.

0:46:230:46:27

- (BABY CRIES) - (NONSENSICAL CHANTING)

0:46:270:46:30

How now, erat, dead for a ducket.

0:46:300:46:34

Dead!

0:46:340:46:35

Ma-bi-nogyon!

0:46:370:46:39

We need to ask you for one last favour.

0:46:470:46:50

Yeah.

0:46:500:46:52

They explained.

0:46:520:46:54

And will it...change anything?

0:46:550:46:57

I don't know.

0:46:570:46:59

(BABY CRIES LUSTILY)

0:46:590:47:01

GEORGE: Argh!

0:47:070:47:09

Go and shut him up, will you, please?

0:47:090:47:12

- GEORGE: Argh! - (BABY CRIES)

0:47:120:47:15

Something's happening with the baby. Quick!

0:47:250:47:28

- Are you sure you want me to do this? - Of course.

0:47:300:47:32

- GEORGE: Argh! - Is that somebody's phone?

0:47:340:47:37

- I've got the baby. - OK, come on, get back, get back!

0:47:520:47:56

Ahhh!

0:48:000:48:02

Thank you.

0:48:050:48:06

(BABY CRIES)

0:48:090:48:10

(CRASHING)

0:48:280:48:30

(GROWLING)

0:48:350:48:38

Oh, my God, George, what have you done?

0:48:390:48:42

Annie, grab the baby.

0:48:420:48:44

I'm on it!

0:48:440:48:46

If you harm that baby, I swear...

0:49:000:49:04

I knew you'd come to save her. She has to stay alive!

0:49:040:49:07

What?

0:49:070:49:08

She's the War Child.

0:49:080:49:10

What am I going to do? I've just killed a vampire. They don't like that.

0:49:330:49:36

- They know where I live! - Take these.

0:49:360:49:39

There's a big blue camper van in the car park behind Lidl.

0:49:390:49:41

Take it and go. Drive as far away as you can.

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You don't need a gang, mate.

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You're the Lone Ranger, you're a hero.

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She begged, George.

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She screamed.

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She wept.

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(SNARLS)

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I just want you to know that.

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(SNARLS)

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Scrub up on your supernature, George. Bites can't hurt me!

0:50:090:50:14

George?

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No, Tom, Tom, it's OK.

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(SNARLS)

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Give me the baby.

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- You're having a laugh. Look at him! - Just give me the baby, please.

0:51:000:51:03

It's OK.

0:51:080:51:10

It's OK, George.

0:51:100:51:12

She's OK. You saved her.

0:51:150:51:17

I saved her?

0:51:170:51:19

Yes! Yes, you did.

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You saved her.

0:51:240:51:26

She... She's... She's...

0:51:260:51:29

She's OK? She's OK?

0:51:290:51:31

She's more than OK. She's fine!

0:51:310:51:34

Erm... Tell him, tell him what you told me.

0:51:340:51:38

She's gonna wipe us out.

0:51:390:51:41

She's going to save the world.

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It's all here.

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You won't understand it, but you should have it.

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Please take care of it.

0:51:490:51:51

How did you do that?

0:51:520:51:53

Become half a werewolf?

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I tricked my body into the transformation,

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so I'd be strong enough to break out of the cage.

0:52:010:52:04

That's bad.

0:52:040:52:07

You'll have started the internal changes, too.

0:52:080:52:11

The shutting down and reformation of the major organs.

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But you aren't going to go through the healing process

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in the same way as after a complete transformation.

0:52:180:52:22

What do you mean? What does that mean?

0:52:220:52:23

He's given himself liver, kidney and heart failure.

0:52:230:52:27

What's her name?

0:52:270:52:29

She doesn't have a name yet.

0:52:290:52:31

OK, baby. I'll see you soon.

0:52:310:52:35

(GEORGE CHOKES)

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Tom?

0:52:380:52:40

George?

0:52:400:52:42

George, it's OK, we're going to get you to hospital.

0:52:420:52:45

George, it's OK. It's me, it's Annie.

0:52:450:52:48

I'm gonna get you to a hospital, OK? It's going to be fine.

0:52:480:52:52

It's OK.

0:52:550:52:56

You were very brave.

0:53:060:53:08

Listen to me.

0:53:090:53:11

You'll have to look after her.

0:53:130:53:15

George?

0:53:150:53:18

Promise me.

0:53:180:53:19

I promise. Of course, I promise!

0:53:230:53:26

Oh, God, oh, no!

0:53:260:53:28

Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

0:53:280:53:31

- Yep. - Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

0:53:310:53:33

Yeah.

0:53:330:53:34

Stay with them.

0:53:350:53:37

The vampires will be back to get her.

0:53:380:53:41

You have to stay with them.

0:53:410:53:43

- Yeah. - Always.

0:53:430:53:45

- Do you understand? - Yeah,

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George, George, George?

0:53:480:53:52

- Look at your baby. - (GEORGE WHIMPERS)

0:53:520:53:54

Say goodbye.

0:53:540:53:56

Oh, my God.

0:53:560:53:58

She's beautiful.

0:53:590:54:01

She needs a name, George.

0:54:010:54:04

Eve.

0:54:060:54:07

She's called Eve.

0:54:100:54:12

ANNIE: George!

0:54:220:54:24

Annie.

0:54:320:54:33

- (SOBS) - It's OK.

0:54:360:54:38

It's just the end of my story.

0:54:390:54:42

I have to be with my Nina.

0:54:540:54:56

Please, George.

0:54:560:54:58

Please not you, as well. I can't...

0:54:590:55:02

I can't lose you, as well.

0:55:020:55:04

You take care of her.

0:55:040:55:07

What are we going to do?

0:55:130:55:14

What are you going to do?

0:55:230:55:26

I'm going to save the world.

0:55:260:55:28

She's going to save the world.

0:55:290:55:31

I'm going to kill that baby.

0:55:330:55:35

We need a miracle.

0:55:440:55:46

(DOOR SLAMS)

0:56:010:56:02

So, this is how it starts.

0:56:110:56:14

- Is he a werewolf? - A very naughty werewolf.

0:56:170:56:19

We shall retrieve this ring if that's what he wants.

0:56:190:56:21

We won't start liking each other, because you're a dickhead.

0:56:210:56:24

You are a Neanderthal.

0:56:240:56:25

Move in here!

0:56:250:56:27

Are you somehow drunk?

0:56:270:56:28

He's got me in a Heimlich Nelson.

0:56:280:56:30

Well, gentlemen, I'm going to have to split this up.

0:56:300:56:34

I'm waiting. Make your move.

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