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-Yesterday was your first blood for how long? -55 years. -How did the blood taste? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
I was involved tangentially. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
You weren't drinking my blood "tangentially." | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
How many times will you bring that up? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
Hail! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
I love you. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
No! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
I'm stuck like this? For ever? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
That's it. We are finding my body and I am totally passing over. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
And if we need to, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
we can make people disappear in a puff of smoke. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Untie me, you hound! Untie me, bitch! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Lady Catherine. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Lord Hal. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Got my message then? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
Message? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
I say message, I just allowed you to discover my whereabouts. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the chance to kill me. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
I'm surprised there wasn't a queue. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Ho-ho-ho! But the Werewolf army would never let their leader | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
embark on a solo assassination. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Let me guess, you stuffed a pillow beneath your blanket | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
and slipped away under the cover of darkness? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Took me back to my convent days. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Ah. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
You could have at least warned your guards I was coming. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Save me from killing one of them. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
It's precisely that dreary compassion for staff | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
that would have lost you this war anyway. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
What do you mean, WOULD have lost me this war? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
We need to parley. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
This civil war between our clans has been raging for seven years. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
In fact, I believe it is what triggered | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
the current war on the human world. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Obviously there's nothing we enjoy more... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
..than a good rough and tumble. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
But we have reason to believe we're being manipulated. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Someone else - something else - is fanning the flames of this conflict. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
So the same thought has occurred to you too? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
But who? Who could do that? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Lady Catherine, we are not at war with each other, | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
we are at war with the Devil. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
MUSIC: "Death Proof" by Kate Nash | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
# You can spend your life getting down on one thing | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
# You can waste all your time on one idea | 0:03:38 | 0:03:44 | |
# You can get your little brain into one big mess | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
# But what you gonna do now, baby when it all caves in? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
# Burn, burn Burn my heart, baby | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
# Take a piece cos I don't need all of it | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
# Don't have time for your cruel ways | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
# And I'm the one without numbered days cos | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
# I don't have time to die. # | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
This isn't about rehabilitation anymore. It's vindictive. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Stay in the chair until you're over the blood lust. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-Come on, it'll make you big and strong. -I don't mean the chair. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
I implore you, put a screen in front of me. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Give me a blindfold. No-one should have to look at this. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
We could put a cover over your head. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Like how you tell a budgie it's night time. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Don't look at me! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
I can't eat or drink, so none of this is mine. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Besides, I spent my entire life | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
cleaning up after my smelly brothers. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
So until the moment I pass over I shall be mostly reading | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
magazines or watching the Welsh Rugby Team get changed. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
When you go, let me know if you'd like me to accompany you. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
There's some weird people out there. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Says the werewolf spoon-feeding mashed banana to the vampire. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Look, 10 minutes is all I ask. Supervised, of course. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Just so I can do a quick run round with the Hoover | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
and sort out the recycling! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Please! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
This is torture! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
If we wanted to torture you, we'd show you a picture of the bathroom. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
The bathroom too? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
You people are animals! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
What do you reckon? Is he safe? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Well, a few days ago he stopped shouting abuse and started | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
correcting my grammar again, so I guess that's got to be a good sign. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
How long does it take for a vampire to get over the blood lust? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
A week? A month? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
A year? Who do we ask? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
I guess we ask him. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
-We're thinking of letting you out. -Thank you. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Fill a bowl with boiling water and washing up liquid. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
This is a two-sets-of-Marigolds problem. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Out-out. But it's your call. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
-If you're still dangerous, say so now. -What? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
I mean it, Hal. We can wait some more. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Don't let me do this if you're still a risk. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
There must... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
be a structure. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
First off, you steer clear of vampires. They're a bad influence. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
That goes for all of us. No more supernatural nonsense. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Agreed. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
-And if you drink blood again then... -You kill me. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
I was thinking more along the lines of a fine. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Drinking blood means I have become the man I fear. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Drinking blood is the overture to a greater catastrophe. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
You need to swear on something. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
On the memory of Eve. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
On the memory of Eve. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Right then! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
OK, dick-splash, for the last time, I'm not planning anything. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
Don't get me wrong, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
I could pull your kidneys out through your nostrils if I wanted. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
But, lucky for you, I'm getting way too old for this shit. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Hetty, you're the last of the Old Ones, | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
of course you're planning something. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Malevolence and greed are hard-wired into your DNA. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Yeah? And your mum's so fat, her blood type's Ragu. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Besides, who says I'm the last one? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
What? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Can I smoke in here? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:54 | |
Hetty. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
There's another Old One. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
In fact it's cos of him our whole world domination thing went tits up. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
Who? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
Hal. A human sympathiser. He was always kind of skittish. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
What if we opened a window? Seriously, I'm gasping here. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
How about this? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
You tell me all you can about this Hal | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
and I'll arrange for an Air Force flight | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
to return you to Bolivia tomorrow. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Sounds like a plan. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
But make sure they've got some crayons in case | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
I want to draw some ponies and shit. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Ah! Smell that alpine freshness. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
-What's this? -This, my friends, is peace in our time. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
It's OK, I've seen it all before, it's a cleaning rota. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
I've split the domestic duties into three sub-groups. Tom, Alex and I. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:03 | |
Why's there one for me? I'll be passing over soon. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
Yes, but until then you're part of this household. Now... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
But then you're just going to have to draw up a whole new rota. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I know. Now... | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
How are you going to complete your business and pass over? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Find my body somehow and get it to my family, I guess. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
So they can all grieve and stuff. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Didn't them blokes take it? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
Yeah, so we just find out who they are | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
and then go to the papers or something. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Well, that's obviously out of the question. -Why? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
We cannot risk werewolves and vampires and ghosts | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
being revealed to the world. The consequences could be catastrophic. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-Column one... -No, sorry, you of all people don't get to dictate what | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
we tell my dad and brothers. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
What does that mean? Me of all people? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I'm not letting a good man die of grief just to protect | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
the fucking Twilight franchise. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
We'll discuss this later. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
You can discuss it later. With yourself. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
That doesn't even make sense. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-Cleaning rota. -Thank you, Tom. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
As you can see, Alex has the lion's share of the domestic tasks. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:12 | |
Tom and I will take on extra shifts at the cafe to cover the rent. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
Why are you looking at each other like that? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
The cafe. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Tony didn't like us taking all them shifts off | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
while you was strapped in the chair so he sort of sacked us. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
On the bright side, you get to make a new rota. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Not one name! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
How am I supposed to get a five-a-side team together | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
if no-one signs up, you lazy buggers? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
And who forgot to tell me you were all going to the pub last night? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
I bet someone felt daft when they realised. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Probably just as well. I was updating my blog. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
Those games don't review themselves! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Crumb! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Oh. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Aargh(!) | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
It's Cram. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
What is? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
My name. Like the runner. Steve Cram. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
He was voted Sports Personality Of The Year in... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Your position's up for review. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
I'm shaking up the whole floor. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Separating the wheat from the boys. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Bringing new blood in, like, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
well, I don't know, Gavin. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
What, your nephew Gavin? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
Is he my nephew? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Well, he's a smart lad. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
In my Christmas quiz he said alopecia was a mountain! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
So he doesn't know much about plants. Big deal. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
There'll be a panel. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Which I might be on. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
You need to reapply. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
For the job I already have? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
See, told you. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Problem solved. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
People on board a ship that's capsizing | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
don't use that many exclamation marks. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Oh, my God, do you really think we could work in a place like this? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Knowing our luck. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
No not that one, you stupid bitch! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
It's the cushion with the trim around the edges! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
Don't you understand anything, you ignorant shit? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Captain Hatch? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
Perhaps we could use our inside voice | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
and say "Not today, thank you," to the expletives. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Oh, Patsy you're absolutely right, I do apologise. I'm so sorry. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Thank you. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Can I help? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
Yeah, we're here for the interviews. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Hot. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Sorry? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
In here. It's... | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
It's very hot in here. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Could... Could someone open a window? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
I've always wanted to work in a hotel, ever since | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
me and my dad snuck into the Bristol Hilton when I was 14. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
We were hunting a vampire called Radley. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Radley? I know Radley. Big ginger fellow. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-Yeah. -How was he? -Yeah, good. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Until we killed him obviously. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
I'm going to go check out the competition. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
And draw some cocks on the applications. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
-Tom McNair? -Yep. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
Kill them. Metaphorically. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
When you talk to other vampires, as even you must from time to time. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:19 | |
How do you account for your continued anonymity? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Luck, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
skill | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
or humanity's stupidity? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
I know you. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
In the basement of that nightclub, a month or so ago. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
You took my friend's body. Who are you? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
My name is Dominic Rook. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
My job is to maintain the illusion that man is alone | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
and it has been the job of people like me for hundreds of years. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
By telling me all this | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
aren't you rather missing the point of a clandestine organisation? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
I have a proposition for you. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
You are a rare creature, Hal. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
A human sympathiser with an eminent position in vampire society. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
It gives us an opportunity. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
If you were to take charge of the vampires, we could strike | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
an accord between our two worlds. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Me? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
No. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:21 | |
I can't do that. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
In exchange for a cessation of chaos and violence, | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
we will provide you with per diems, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
premises and the means to acquire blood consensually. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
I... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
I don't need blood any more. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
I've been dry for over 60 years. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
You're sweating, Hal. Your hands are shaking. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
What happened to my friend's body? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Offhand, I don't recall. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
Some are returned to their families with an appropriate cover story. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
Others, we let the families create their own narratives. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-But if you were to help me I'm sure I could find... -No. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
No, that's... | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Look, I can't return to that world. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
I've seen vampires try to live a human life before. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
It always ends in tears. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Incidentally, we've been monitoring this place. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
37 people have committed suicide here in as many years. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
As far as we can tell it's not werewolf or vampire related. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:43 | |
But if you get the job, keep an eye out. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Perhaps it's the decor. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
You can find me here. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
The Old Ones are gone, Hal. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
The remaining vampires are rudderless and volatile. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
We can mould them into any shape we wish. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Trust me... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
..you don't want to see a world where I'm leading the vampires. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
So here's my question for you. How do you shave? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Don't do that. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
All right, sorry, Nana. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
Sorry again about the crying. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Yeah, no worries. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
So, ready for me to pump you? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Um...yes? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Have you any experience | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
in the hotel trade? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:51 | |
Well, I've stayed in the Savoy. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Brilliant. You're in. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Can't wait to have you. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Here. I mean have you in the hotel. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Working in the hotel. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Yeah, we're both really excited. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
That was your interview? I had a general knowledge round! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Well, someone's clearly taken a shine to our Hal. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
Is anyone else fast-forwarding | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
to her ghost living in the house with us? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
What? Oh, come on, that's funny. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
OK, can we all just remind ourselves - | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
I didn't kill you. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
We've indulged this myth long enough. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Right, well, A - you of all people do not get to say | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
-when my death is "old news" and B... -Me of all people. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
You're doing it again! | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
I mean, you weren't exactly | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
an innocent bystander to it all, were you? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
When you asked me out on that date, | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
you knew exactly what kind of world you were bringing me into. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
You shouldn't be wearing suits and talking to girls and being charming. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
You should have a fucking sign round your neck and a bell! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
You should be living in a cave! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
What the hell happened there then? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
MUSIC: "Ca Plane Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
# Yam, bam, mon chat Splash git sur mon lit a bouffe tout mon whisky... # | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
For Christ's sake! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
# ..peu dormi, vide, brime J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
# Ou j'ai eu un flash | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
# En quatre couleurs | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
# Allez hop, un matin une louloute est venue chez moi | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
# Poupee de cellophane, cheveux chinois... # | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
HE HISSES | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Oh, God no...I'm sorry. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
-Wait! I can explain! -Aaargh! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
# Comme un Indien dans son igloo | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
# Ca plane pour moi | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
# Ca plane pour moi. # | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
No! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Gahh! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
Help me. Please. Help me. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
If this is a trick, I shall plunge this into your calcified heart. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:23 | |
And you wonder why you're single. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Not interrupting, are we? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Yes, actually. I was reading some ancient texts. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
Lady Catherine Glass, leader of the werewolves. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Emil Parsons, dead wizard. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Necromancer. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
I was master of the black arts. Sorcerer supreme. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
Gatekeeper to the forbidden world. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
How did you die? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I had to be silenced. I knew too much. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
He fell out of a tree trying to see into his sister-in-law's bathroom. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:09 | |
Emil, we need your help. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
We believe this war between the werewolves | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
and the vampires is being exacerbated by the Devil. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
He feeds on the energy created by our conflict. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
That doesn't make any sense. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Potassium. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
What would happen if you mixed this with... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Olsiis? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
It would blow your pretty head off. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Two chemicals, benign apart, but when thrust together, | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
they produce an explosion of energy. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
The conflict between the werewolves and the vampires generates | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
such an energy, upon which the Devil feasts and grows fat. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
If this power grows unchecked it will bring about the apocalypse. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
We have called a cease-fire. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
But it is my belief we need some kind of spell or ritual | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
to symbolize our new unity and defeat the Devil once and for all. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
The world teeters on the brink of calamity. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
We face an enemy of unimaginable cunning and power. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
So let's keep cock-ups to an absolute minimum. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
TYRES SCREECH | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
HE HISSES | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
-Was that you? -No. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
-Yes. -What are you doing down here? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Measuring up. I'm thinking of installing a... | 0:24:04 | 0:24:08 | |
..sauna. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Down here. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Sorry for yesterday. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Blaming you for my death when really it was your friend | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
and all you did was drink my blood. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Why do women do that? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Don't give it another thought. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
-What you lot doing down here? -Hal's building a sauna. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
A sauna? Here? That's ridiculous. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
Excuse me, weren't you planning to put a swimming pool in the garden? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I said that cos we'd only just met | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
and you know as well as I do I was really making a bomb. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Fine. I'm making a bomb. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Thank you. It's the lying that hurts. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Let's have a look then. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
The men that took your body. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
One of them approached me yesterday. He wants me to work for them. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
What? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
I said no, of course, but not until I'd found out their location. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
Well, this is just numbers. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
It's a map reference. Longitude and latitude. I can find this. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
You're sure this is where Alex's body is? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Who knows. But it's somewhere to start. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
You should check it out. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
What, aren't you coming? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
I can't. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
God, heaps to do here. Plus... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
they're probably still angry at me for turning them down. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
-I'll go with you. -Oh, cheers, fella. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
I mean, you can't go on your own, you're a lady. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Put that down. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
My name is Hal. It's Ian, isn't it? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
I'm sorry, I looked through your wallet... Ian...? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Cram. Like the runner. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
What runner? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Steve Cram. He was awarded an MBE in 1986. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
I did not know that. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
Where am I? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
This is my home. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
I brought you here last night. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Oh, God, have you bummed me? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
I haven't bummed you. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
You're going to bum me now. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
Ian, I have no intention of bumming you. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
I brought you here because you were involved in an accident. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
I feel weird. Have you drugged me? I'm allergic to aspirin. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
If you've given me an aspirin then it's actually murder. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
I haven't drugged you. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
Your body is going through an extraordinary transformation. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
One I went through many years ago. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
You feel nauseous because your blood pressure has dropped. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Your heart rate is about one beat per minute now. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
But you won't die | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
because your healing process has got spectacularly fast. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
-I'm thirsty. -Yes, but you don't want water. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
All you've been able to think about since you awoke is one word | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
but you don't know why. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
If I told you there was some underneath this floor, | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
you'd dig through the concrete with your fingers. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
Accept it and I can help you. But you have to say it. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
I don't know what you mean. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
In your wallet there's a photo of a family. Are they yours? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
My sister and my niece. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
And you love them? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:35 | |
I carry their photo. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:36 | |
When you think about them now, what comes into your head? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
I want to drink them dry. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
It's all right. It's all right. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
That will fade in time. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
You'll remember how to love someone in time. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
What have you done to me? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
You're a vampire. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
I made you into a vampire and I'm so sorry. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
A vampire? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
There's no handle. You probably need a beepy thing, like on a car. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
-I can open it from the other side. -No, no, no, no. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
You don't know what's in there. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
It's bound to be alarmed, probably on a circuit. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
We'll have to go home and get my dad's toolbox | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Get back! Get back, get back! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Aw, look at your little face. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
You think you're dead funny, don't you? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
If you was a vampire, I'd have staked you. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:30 | |
It's a trick. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
It's not a trick. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:33 | |
Vampires were born out of a pact with the Devil. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:37 | |
He gets our souls and, to remind us, he takes our reflections. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
We call it Old Nick's Wink. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
I don't believe in the Devil. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
I'm not sure I did until I met him. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
What are you doing? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
I need to find somewhere to put you for the next few weeks. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
The next few weeks? But I never miss work. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
They'll be worried sick. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:56 | |
Most days I'm there to unlock the doors for the cleaners. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
You won't be able to manage the hunger. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
-I'll take some blood in a Thermos. -Listen to me. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
You're a different species now. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
This isn't just a craving, it's cellular. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
Why did you do this to me? | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
I'll be back soon. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
Why don't I look and you have a sit down? | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
OK, Tom, we're going to have this conversation. Can you please | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
stop treating me like I'm made of glass or cobwebs or something? | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
All right? I'm dead. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:51 | |
My health and wellbeing has pretty much bottomed out. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
So what am I supposed to do? | 0:29:54 | 0:29:55 | |
I don't know, just treat me like an equal. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
-Treat me like a bloke. -But you're a lady. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
And me dad taught me how to treat ladies. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Always be polite and courteous, | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
if a lady came in the room, you stood up and took off any hats | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
and if it was a vampire, you staked them. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
And I'm sure that growing up in the paramilitary wing of the Amish | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
had many plusses but I find it patronising. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Here we go. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
I've found me. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:23 | |
It says I've gone. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:29 | |
"Carcass..." - nice. "..returned to family." | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
They've already got me. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:41 | |
The Home Secretary will see you now. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
There's no easy way to say this so I'll be blunt. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:04 | |
Your department is to be dissolved, | 0:31:04 | 0:31:05 | |
-its responsibilities handed to Special Branch. -What? | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
But you can't. Our work is essential. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
Your work is clandestine, unregulated | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
and eye-wateringly expensive. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Three months should be enough to decommission the archive | 0:31:19 | 0:31:23 | |
and prepare for succession. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:24 | |
But what about our tenants? They're too dangerous to simply release. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
Well, what does one usually do with diseased and dangerous livestock? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Giles? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Could you ask them to bring my car around? | 0:31:34 | 0:31:38 | |
You and your ilk may have been around since Cromwell | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
but nothing is sacred these days. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Defence, health, education, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
everyone's felt the swish of the knife. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
See, it's part of a wider initiative called PVU - | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
Placing Value Uppermost. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
Alistair, please. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
Oh, don't worry, we'll find you something. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
In fact, I'll talk to Tim in Agriculture... | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
This isn't about my career! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
These are monsters! | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
You can't just let them run wild, without supervision, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
without restraint! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:07 | |
They're time-bombs! | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
Dominic, please. Control yourself. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
I'm begging you. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
Don't do this. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:20 | |
It's done. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:21 | |
Then God help us all. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:29 | |
I drowned, according to this. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
Walking along the canal bank. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
I slipped and fell. No sign of struggle or trauma. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Just a random, stupid accident. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
I was buried. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:07 | |
Christ, three weeks ago! | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
"In a private service attended by family and friends. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
"Alex's father, Brendan said, 'Alex was beautiful in every sense. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:25 | |
" 'We will never forget | 0:33:25 | 0:33:26 | |
" 'her strength, kindness and determination. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
" 'She lit up our lives and we will miss her so much.' " | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
They've started getting better without me. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
I thought that I would take my body back to them and all this would end. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:47 | |
But it's already happened and they're talking about me | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
in the past tense and I'm still here. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
You've got us. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:56 | |
I don't want you! | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
I want to taste food again and someone's kiss, you know? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
I want to have sex and a hangover. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
I want to take off these fucking boots! | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
At least you've had a life. This is all I've ever known. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
But you can still love someone. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
You can eat cake. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
And after that? A family? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
Most parents worry about messing their kids up. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
I'm worried about eating mine. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Oh, this world sucks. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
Even with super powers. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
I'm sorry if the way I speak to you is annoying. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
It's just what my dad would expect me to do. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
And that keeps him alive in my mind. Makes me feel safe. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:55 | |
You're an excellent person, Thomas. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
I just need to remember that. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
No opening doors though, eh? | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Well I mean, if I'm carrying something then... | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
THUD! | 0:35:17 | 0:35:18 | |
-Who are you? -Don't hurt me! | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
What's he doing down here? | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
The other one put me here. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:43 | |
-Tom, he can see me. -He's a vampire. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Oh, not you as well. That's what the other one... Hal? | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
-That's what he said. -Hal put you down here? | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
He attacked me last night. I woke up here. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
He said he'd turned me into a vampire and then tied me to the radiator. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
Please, just let me go. I won't tell anyone. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
He says I have to stay here for weeks. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
We made a deal. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
He swore on Eve's bib. He said it was over. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
What do we do? | 0:36:13 | 0:36:14 | |
Like I said. We made a deal. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:15 | |
You're not like him are you? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:17 | |
I can't put my finger on it. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
What are you? | 0:36:22 | 0:36:23 | |
A werewolf. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:24 | |
Fancy. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
Tom, wait. What do we do with him? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
Please let me go. I don't understand what you want from me. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
We don't want anything from you. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
It's just that, the thing you are now, | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
you might hurt someone. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
I've never hurt anyone in my life! | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
I have pets, I keep newts. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
Oh, God, my newts! | 0:36:48 | 0:36:49 | |
Hal says it twists your mind. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
Hal says, Hal says! Are you scared of him? | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
No, of course not. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
Well, I am. How long's he normally keep people down here? | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
I don't know. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:01 | |
This is new. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
What? | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
But I'm sure he won't hurt you. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
How sure? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
60%. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
65. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:12 | |
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
But he doesn't just hurt people. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
You said he doesn't normally just lock them in cellars! | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
60%. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:23 | |
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
It's just if, if something was to happen... | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
You have no right to put me in this danger! | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
I have friends and a family and a job! | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
You can't just steal that from me. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
It's OK, I'm here! | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
Gav? | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
What's going on, mate? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:05 | |
Crumb! Where the hell have you been? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
It's Cram, actually, like the... | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
The state of you! | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
You can't turn up looking like that. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Christ, is that blood? | 0:38:17 | 0:38:18 | |
Oh, yeah, I got hit by a car. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:23 | |
Well, thank God we've got Gavin is all I can say. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
He's a whirlwind, that boy. Formula One. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
Oh, no, no. I'm going to have to let you go. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
Turning up late is one thing but covered in blood? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
Well, that's a different kettle of ball games. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
OK. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:40 | |
But I warn you, | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
if I go, everyone goes. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
We're not just work mates, we're family. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
Isn't that right, guys? | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
Tom. Oh, God. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
GROANING | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
First, blood of the vampire. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
Next, blood of the wolf. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
MOANING | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Remind me, what will this do? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
I shall summon the Devil | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
by telling him that the vampire | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
and werewolf armies are battling here. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
He'll come to warm his hands on the fire of your conflict. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:26 | |
You're going to bring the Devil here? | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
Not frightened are you, Lord Hal? | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Hardly. I've met your mother. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
When are you due one of your periods of being nice? | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Not for ages, thankfully. They're dreadfully dull. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
You haven't tried it with me. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
Ahem. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Sorry. You were saying? | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
-Tell me why I shouldn't kill you. -It's not what do you think. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
So tell us. | 0:40:57 | 0:40:58 | |
He saw me manifest. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:00 | |
He ran away and was hit by a car. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
He was dying. I recruited him to save his life. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
But you didn't inhale(!) | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
-I swore on Eve's... -Don't say her name! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:09 | |
-You don't get to say her name again. -Do I look like I've fed recently? | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
Why did you turn him into a vampire, why not just... | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Why not just let him slip away? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Because I couldn't stand by and watch another death. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:23 | |
I couldn't let what happened to you happen again. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:28 | |
You should have told us. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:29 | |
Look we can discuss this later, | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
first we have to decide what to do with him. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
It might seem strange and inhumane | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
-but the best thing is to keep him here. -Agreed. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
Oh. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:40 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
Please say you haven't let him go. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
I think short hair really suits you. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
But he's a predator! | 0:41:46 | 0:41:47 | |
He's only been a vampire for about seventeen hours! | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
How was I supposed to know? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:51 | |
I should have left a clue, like, I don't know, | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator! | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
I hate to say it but Hal's right. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
Thingy won't be able to control himself. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
You should have said something! | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
I'm new to all this and I'm still very traumatised and all that jazz. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
I was upset! | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
We have to find him. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:07 | |
After that you do whatever you think is best. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
I won't stop you. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:13 | |
But we must find him first. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
The Devil has no form of his own | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
so will possess the nearest human vessel. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
This is a local madman. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
He shall be the conduit for the Devil. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
But when he realises it's a trap, won't his spirit just flee again? | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
We perform the blood ritual, which will trap him in the maniac's body. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
Ah! And then we kill him! | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
Yes, I remember that bit. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
Wonderful. Can I now get back to summoning the Antichrist, please? | 0:42:37 | 0:42:42 | |
THUNDER CRASHES | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Look. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:51 | |
He's here. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:56 | |
Look. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:57 | |
He's here. | 0:42:59 | 0:43:00 | |
SLURPING | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
Tell you what, being a vampire don't half give you an appetite. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:45 | |
It won't last. The hunger will fade. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
You'll come out of this and when you remember what you did, | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
it will devastate you. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Maybe I'll stay in here for ever. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
I like it here. You should see the stuff that's going on. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
I'm going to leave such a boot-print on the world. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
Then I'll have to kill you. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
And you'll be back to square one. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
All the nasty stuff has to go somewhere, Hal. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
MUFFLED SCREAMS | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Argh! Aaargh! Aaargh! | 0:44:33 | 0:44:37 | |
We have to do it now! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:51 | |
MENACING GROWL | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
Emil, quickly! Before he flees the maniac's body! | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
When I was a kid, there was this boy. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
He hit me. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:10 | |
He hit everyone but I got it the worst. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
God knows why, I was hardly a threat. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
I wasn't popular or funny. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
In PE, when they were picking teams, | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
even Barney Thomas got picked before me and he wore a built-up shoe. | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
But that was the problem. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:24 | |
I disgusted him. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
Because he was just a hair's breadth from being me. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:30 | |
I was everything he was frightened of. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
If there's one thing I know about, it's bullies. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:37 | |
You took everything you hated and put it in one place. | 0:45:38 | 0:45:44 | |
You need someone like me to be the bad man | 0:45:45 | 0:45:49 | |
so you don't have to. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
So let's end this once and for all. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:56 | |
What? | 0:45:56 | 0:45:57 | |
The Trinity of the Bloods shall imprison you in that body! | 0:45:57 | 0:46:03 | |
IT LAUGHS | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Catherine? | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
For God's sake, you didn't use your own blood, did you? | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
How could I ask one of my men to do something I would not? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
Damn you, Hal! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:28 | |
Now it's not a true trinity! | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
It won't destroy him, it'll merely weaken him! | 0:46:31 | 0:46:34 | |
IT LAUGHS | 0:46:34 | 0:46:36 | |
500 years of murder and torment. Round and round we go. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:43 | |
Hal, wait! What are you doing? | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
Evil doesn't die, it just passes like a parcel, | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
from year to year, body to body. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
Emil, do something! She can't take much more! | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
EMIL RECITES AN INCANTATION | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
IT MOANS | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
IT LAUGHS | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
EMIL CONTINUES | 0:47:05 | 0:47:11 | |
Hal, don't let the Devil escape! | 0:47:11 | 0:47:16 | |
But I survive. I live on while good people die around me. Heroes die. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:24 | |
Grab your coat, Ian, we're leaving. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
Because I've seen how this ends. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
Don't! | 0:47:44 | 0:47:45 | |
Stand down. It's all right. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:47 | |
-What are you doing? -Something we're about to regret. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
Don't you see, I'm his future and he's mine. | 0:47:52 | 0:47:56 | |
So you need something to stay good for. We're giving it to you. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
From now on, everything you do, we're responsible. So if you can't | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
-think of any other reason... -Then for fuck's sake stay good for that. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
-Why? Why are you doing this? -We're all equally responsible for this. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:08 | |
And you're the only one who knows how to work the immersion heater. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:14 | |
Now what do we do about him? | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
-ROOK: -We'll take care of that. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
I want you in police uniforms. We're using Scenario Four. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
Evacuate the neighbouring offices then seal the main entrance. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:26 | |
This is a lock-down. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
Another dirty race is the Mexicans. Are there any in the kitchen? | 0:48:31 | 0:48:35 | |
They spit in the food, you know. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
It's like Clarkson says. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
Where's the bloody milk? | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
-Oh! -I'm so sorry! -Look what you've done! | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
-I'll be right back, I'm so sorry. -You stupid bitch! | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
Stupid whore. Stupid shit of a girl! | 0:48:48 | 0:48:51 | |
You stole my death. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:00 | |
You're in my sights now, pal. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
One day I'm going to watch you die. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:11 | |
Come on, guys, let's go home. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
Hal! Hal! | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Round and round in circles, like you said. | 0:49:38 | 0:49:41 | |
This is where you'll end up - | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
on a pile of bodies with a hard-on. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
As sure as eggs is eggs. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
I'm so sorry, Captain, if you just take your cardigan off | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
Oh, these things happen. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:56 | |
And just to show there's no hard feelings, | 0:49:58 | 0:50:00 | |
I'd like to share a little secret with you. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
Come closer. I'll whisper it. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
I'll whisper it. It'll tickle you. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
INDISTINCT | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
Hello, Martin. | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
I'm sure you'd like an explanation for what happened here. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:54 | |
Preliminary tests indicate that your colleague Ian | 0:50:54 | 0:50:58 | |
had taken a cocktail of hallucinogenic drugs. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:01 | |
Drugs, eh? | 0:51:01 | 0:51:02 | |
Then I must have had some an' all. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:04 | |
He had bloody fangs, mate, and eyes as black as your cat. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
One of the side-effects of the drugs... | 0:51:07 | 0:51:09 | |
I'm taking this to the papers. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:10 | |
In which case, we would be compelled to issue a gagging order. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:14 | |
That bastard killed my nephew. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
Smashing lad, he was. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:18 | |
Brains like a brick shithouse. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
Oh, no, no, no. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
I am going to be a thorn in your shoe. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
A spanner in your side. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
I'm taking this right to the top. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
I liked that pen. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:44 | |
Well, Mr Cram... | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
..someone certainly hit the ground running. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:54 | |
It's Crumb. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
I'm sorry? | 0:51:56 | 0:51:57 | |
That's what they used to call me. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
I like it now. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:00 | |
The Crumb that choked the world. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
It's rather clever, isn't it? | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
They ignored me and patronised me. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:13 | |
Now they'll dream about me for the rest of their lives. | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
I'm the world's worst nightmare. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
The victim who gets super powers. | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
Mr Cra...Crumb. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
You've just given me an idea. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
God forbid you have a shirt with a button on it like regular people. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:38 | |
Tell your family what happened. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
And let them tell the world we are a shameful secret. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
Perhaps one that shouldn't be protected any longer. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
I don't know. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
Seeing that guy in the office and how scared all those people were, | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
I'm not sure I want to tell the world | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
there are monsters under the bed. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
And what about your unfinished business? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
Must be something else. | 0:52:58 | 0:52:59 | |
I just hope it's not blowing up any babies. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
-Too soon? -A little? | 0:53:05 | 0:53:06 | |
OK. | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
I guess what I'm trying to say is... | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
..that, like it or not, this is my world now. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:16 | |
Welcome. | 0:53:16 | 0:53:17 | |
-Welcome? -I panicked. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
What Tom is trying to say is | 0:53:21 | 0:53:22 | |
it's a world in which we've spent the majority of our lives. | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
As you explore it, we'll be by your side. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
Right. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:35 | |
You're good to go. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:36 | |
Find me that bastard Devil. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:19 | |
Everything all right, Captain? | 0:55:33 | 0:55:35 | |
-Where's Sophie? -I'm not sure. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:38 | |
I think she had some news and decided to slip away. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
DISTANT SIRENS | 0:55:42 | 0:55:43 | |
What on earth? Sorry, Captain. | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
Oh, you carry on, my love. I'm fine. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:49 | |
In fact, I haven't felt this good for years. | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
SCREAMING | 0:55:54 | 0:55:57 | |
I think the house is haunted. | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
Do you want to play with me? | 0:56:12 | 0:56:13 | |
Your hour approaches, Mr Crumb. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:16 | |
I'm sorry about him. He's new. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
And an idiot. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:20 | |
-Yeah, you're the boss. -Tom! | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
I'm sorry, Alex. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:24 | |
SCREAMING | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
Ssh! | 0:56:28 | 0:56:29 | |
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