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The conflict between the werewolves and the vampires | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
generates such an energy, upon which the Devil feasts. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
I don't need blood any more. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
You stay away. You are regret and disgust and nothing more! | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
You want to talk to the real me? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
-Hello! -'I believe I have some work for you.' | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
I'll be right over. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Bobby. Excellent. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I see you've started packing. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
How long will I be there? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Not long. A few days. A week at the most. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Then you'll come right back. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
This is what you said was happening. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
"I have to talk to the Chinese from China. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
"You know China, don't you Bobby? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
"They're going to give us funding so we can keep the Archive open | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
"and I... I can carry on doing my job." | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Then I said, "The Chinese eat rice." | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
And you said, "Yes and if we get their funding, perhaps we'll have to eat rice too. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:30 | |
"We could have sweet and sour chicken chow mein." | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
and then I said, "I don't like rice." | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
And then you did that thing where you smile, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
but that vein in your head sort of pulses. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Yes, that seems a pretty thorough... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-This werewolf... -I believe he's called Tom. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Is he nice? -We've barely... Yes, he's very nice. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
I don't want to go. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Bobby, they're about to cut the electricity. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
It'll be jolly cold and there won't be any lights. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
All the same. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
It'll be jolly creepy. This isn't a permanent arrangement. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
I hope I've made that clear. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Once I've secured the funding, you'll be brought straight back! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Plus all my posters are here. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm sure Tom wouldn't mind if you took a couple with you. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
But more importantly, Bobby, the locks are linked to the grid! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
With the electricity gone we won't have any way of containing you. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
Do you understand what that means?! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
I'll take Burt Reynolds and Worzel Gummage, please. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
Nah, I'm not doing it. No way! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
He can't stay in the Archive. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
I have no staff and with the electricity turned off, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
no way of containing him during the full moon. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Tell him about the deal. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
After some unfortunate encounters, | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
we've made a pledge to avoid other supernaturals. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
They're nothing but trouble. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
Bobby's no trouble, are you, Bobby? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Bobby? What is it? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
He does this. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
It's nothing to... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
-He's thinking. -No, it's me. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
- He's noticed our friend Alex. She's a ghost. - You hear that, Bobby? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
They have a ghost! Goodness gracious. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Why can't he go somewhere else? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
He needs to be billeted with people who have the experience and tools to deal with his condition. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
And this household does owe me a favour. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
For what? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Cleaning up after Ian. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Speaking of whom, he has adopted the sobriquet Crumb | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
and gone on a killing spree. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
He's claimed at least six victims in the last month alone. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
I haven't seen anything in the papers. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
No, I have reason to believe | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
he's formed an alliance with an ex-employee of mine. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Alan. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Together, they can kill at will and leave no trace. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
I want you to... deal with them. However you see fit. | 0:03:54 | 0:04:00 | |
It's not my responsibility. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
You made Crumb. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Besides, you've cost my department a lot of time and resources over the centuries. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
This is your chance to give a little something back. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Big Society and so forth. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-And Mr McNair will look after Bobby until I'm back. -No chance. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
It wouldn't be for long. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
What about work? He's not coming to work. Look at him! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-What's your job? -Erm, I'm assistant manager in a hotel. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
Skill. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Is he being sarcastic? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Truth be told, I'm never quite sure. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
I'll be back before the full moon. Bobby, do whatever Mr McNair says. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
I'll show myself out. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
So, what are we going to say? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Stop... killing people? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Who's there? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Hello, Ian? It's Hal. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
There is no Ian. There is only Crumb! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
HE LAUGHS > | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-OK... Crumb. It's still Hal. -And Alex. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Why didn't you say so? To what do I owe the pleasure? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
We've come to see if you need some help. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Do I look like I need help? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Alan, we've got company! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Not more pizza? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
No, no, I think they ran out of delivery boys. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Alan, this is Hal and Alex. And this is Hazel. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:38 | |
Hal. I've read your file. Huge fan. That's Alex? Alex-Alex? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:44 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Jings. -You know, they say death is a natural aphrodisiac. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:53 | |
Crumb... Ian. This has to stop. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
We don't want it to stop. We've got blood, we've got girls... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Flaming Orc. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Look, I understand the thrill of this new-found power, | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
the exhilaration, but I told you, it won't last. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Sooner or later it gives way to guilt, to horror... | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
We know what to do about that. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Hair of the dog! Just start all over again. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
Would you just excuse us for a minute? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
They're nuts. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
I say we stake them both and we get the hell out of here. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-No. Rook said I could deal with Crumb however I saw fit. -Yes. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
And we both know that was posh boy talk for 'kebab him'. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
There's been enough death and violence. This is where it ends. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
We can help him, and his friend. For once, we can do some good. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
< Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's right! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
Mm! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
I want to help you. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
You had your chance when I came asking, remember? You didn't give a shit then? | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
That was wrong of me. But I want to make up for it now. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
With our help, you can leave all this behind, both of you. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
You can have careers, friends, even... even lovers. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
What, like you? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
Yes. I have a full and rewarding life. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:21 | |
All right then. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
What?! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
We're in. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
When's Mr Rook coming back? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I don't know. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
-What you doing? -What's it look like? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I'm not allowed to iron. Last time I ironed something, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
my legs got burnt pretty badly. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
How did...? Never mind. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-Can I take my shoes off? -No. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-Can I sit under the table? -No. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Have you got an answering machine? Specifically the Bell-Tone 500. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
How should...? No we haven't! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
The Bell-Tone 500 was one of the last answering machines | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
to use the little cassettes. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Brilliant that, honestly. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
When's Mr Rook coming back? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
I don't know, mate. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Hello? > | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
-What are they doing here? -I told him. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-Whoa. -Who's he? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
A werewolf from the Archive. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
What are you doing here? > | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I live here now. Mr Tom's looking after me. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-Bobby is another temporary guest. -"Another"?! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Crumb and his friend Alan are going to be staying with us while we help get them off the blood. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:51 | |
Nice to see you again, housemate. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Tom! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Look, by bringing them into our pact, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
we're making it bigger, stronger. Helping them will help us! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
-I don't trust them. -Good. Don't. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
They're junkies. But with the right sort of help, they can change. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
If I can be redeemed, surely they can too. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Fine, OK. But I'm not clearing up any poo. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
You can count me out. I'm going to work. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Tom, as you may remember, the early stages of blood withdrawal can be quite... frenetic. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:30 | |
I don't think it's a good idea for Bobby to be around that. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
He's not going to the hotel, no way! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Dude, why are you being such a dick? This isn't like you. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
I'm not! Just look at him. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
He's smelly and hairy | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
and he asks loads of stupid questions all the time. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Oh my God. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
You're a snob. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
That's to... Shut up, man. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
No, he's right! You've got a house and you've got a job and you've become a snob! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
-Big snob. -Ha! I don't believe it. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Nah, you don't know what you're ta... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Right, come on then, Bobby - we're leaving! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Tom, before you go... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
Can I have some of your blood? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
It's like Battersea bleeding Dogs Home in here. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
Right, sit here. Don't touch anything. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Don't talk to any guests and don't bother any of the staff. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
As you can see, we're rushed off our feet. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-It's huge. -Here we go. What is? | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Can I sit in a smaller room? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
No. This is a luxury dining suite | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
suitable for intimate dinners for two | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
or family celebrations. Appreciate it, OK? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Yeah? Thank you. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
Because Alex can't be trusted, this will be your home by night. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
You will experience nightmares, delusions, cramps, guilt. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:13 | |
You'll wish you were dead. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
But when you make it through to the other side, you'll cherish life even more. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
For the day, I have prepared a rigorous programme of housework, exercise, routine tasks, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:24 | |
designed to suppress your cravings and control your appetites. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Contact with even the smallest drop of blood could resurrect my more monstrous side, | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
so Alex has kindly agreed to assist us. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Should have worn my leotard. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:37 | |
-Yeah, you should. -That'd be nice. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
The one on the left, is the human blood you brought with you. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
The one on the right, kindly donated by Tom, is werewolf blood... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
One will dissolve your organs from the inside out. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
The other will rot your soul, until there's nothing of you left. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
Both will kill you... | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
One just more quickly than the other. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
If, at any point in this process, you feel you can no longer resist, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
then these glasses will be here for you. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
All you have to do is ask. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
But if you take one, you must be prepared to die. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
One way or the other... Any questions? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Why are you still here? -What do you mean? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
He attacked me, recruited me, took me prisoner. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
You were shocked, you were so hurt. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
But you're still here, still friends. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Because he's fighting it. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Every day, he's trying to be something better. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
And I don't know, I guess I admire that. I respect it. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
So, how long was you in that place? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
33 years. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Have you got an answer machine here? A Bell-Tone 500? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
I doubt it. So what happened, Bobby? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
I went fishing. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
I caught a condom this big. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
That's when it run past. Cut my back and pushed me in the water. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:57 | |
I was 12. I know that because it was my birthday a month later | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
and the whole of my family come round for a barbecue. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
A month later. Oh, mate. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Mr Rook always says it was quick | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
and they wouldn't have felt any pain. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
It weren't your fault. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Mr Rook always says that I'm a savage and deadly predator | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
that society should be protected from. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
He must be right, he drives a Lexus. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Whatever. You're out now. It's a chance to do things different, | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
a chance to make something of yourself. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Right, come on. We'll start tomorrow. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
I'm going to introduce you to the exciting world of hotel and leisure management. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
HE PANTS NERVOUSLY | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-WOMAN: -Hello, you. -> | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
CRUMB SCREAMS | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
What's wrong? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Can't you see her?! It's...thingy. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:57 | |
Hazel. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
-Hazel. The girl we killed in the flat last night! -There's nothing there. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:04 | |
It's just the lack of blood. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Now shut up, I'm trying to concentrate. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
What are you doing? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
In the Archive, they taught how to get loose | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
in case we ever got captured by one of your lot. Our lot. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Nearly there. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
No, I'm all right. Don't worry about me. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-ALAN'S VOICE: -Don't tell me you're doing this for real. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-I made a promise to Alex. And Hal. -So? What's that got to do with...? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:35 | |
Oh, my God. You fancy Alex! That's why you're doing this! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:42 | |
Oh man, that's funny. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
-HAZEL: -Really, if I wasn't already dead, I would die laughing. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
I'm not listening to you! La la la la la la la la! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:55 | |
You really think someone like Alex would go for a someone like you? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
Never mind me, that's the delusion. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
Besides, she's totally shagging Hal. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
She's not! They're just friends! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Please. There's Hal, body of a Greek God. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:13 | |
Then there's you, body of a Greek waiter. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Get off! Leave me alone! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Girls like us never go for guys like you. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Forget what your mum said. It's not about personality, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
it's not about, "Letting us see the special boy inside." | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
I mean, you became a vampire, and you still had to kill me to get me. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:46 | |
I said, shut up! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Totally uncalled for. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Hello, The Bobby Grand. Barry speaking. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
No. It's the Barry Grand, and you're Bobby. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Sorry. The Barry Grand and I'm Bobby. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
-Yeah. -The Barry Grand and I'm Bobby. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Sometimes I like to throw in, "What's the weather like where you are?" | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Gets them nice and relaxed before you tell them the price. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
No, I... This is all moving too fast for me. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
No it's not, you can do it! I did it, so you can too. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
But you're brilliant. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
I think "brilliant" is a bit... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Am I? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
I don't know, like. It's your decision, mate. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
You are! You own a hotel, you wear a tie. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
I wore a tie for Christmas 2006 and I burned me legs pretty badly. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
How did...? Never mind. Shall we do it again then? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:56 | |
-Morning, patients! -Where's Alan? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
He got out in the night, he tried to make me drink blood. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
You're here to stop killing! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
I know, that's what I want, but he didn't! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
He was my only friend, and I put a stake through his heart because I want to be clean. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:15 | |
Look, I didn't touch the blood. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
I could've tested it and drank it and driven the nightmares out, | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
but I didn't because I want your help. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Please don't give up on me yet! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Let's get started. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Come on! Feel that burn! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
HE GROANS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
We have...raspberry. Some...vanilla. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:47 | |
Now what you do is, circle it around the woods basically. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-Circle it? -On the ground! | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
Alex...watch this. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Hello the Barry Grand. Bobby speaking. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
No...Bobby! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
-< CRUMB: -I'm rolling now. We'll see what we get. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
You'll need that when you get to Yeoman's Market. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
And relax... What did you see? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
My niece. I used to take her to Blackpool. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
She was desperate to ride this old rollercoaster called the Mousetrap, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
so I'd stand her on me foot so she'd look tall enough. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
It was brilliant, she screamed so loud! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
It was the same scream she made when I killed her mum. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Only that was horrible. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
And it was even worse when I made her stop. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
-I need some blood. -No. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
It's good, you need to feel it. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Because the next time you want to kill, that's what you remember. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
You hold onto that memory, and you stop. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Do you understand? You stop. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
What did you think of? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
This isn't about me. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
I need to know you can be clean with things like that in your head. | 0:20:55 | 0:21:01 | |
Please? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Sylvie. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
I don't know why. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
That was over 200 years ago. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
What was she like? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Breath-taking. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Curious, | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
mischievous, opinionated... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
infuriating. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Delicate one minute, foul mouthed the next. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
My love for her was a physical ache in the pit of my belly | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
that I never wanted to be free from. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Did she know what you were? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
But she thought she could save me. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
She thought her love, her friendship, her body, | 0:21:48 | 0:21:54 | |
would keep me strong and clean. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-What happened? -I always have a rough idea of when I am about to... | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
..revert. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
But this time, he came from nowhere. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
I was out riding when suddenly I decided to turn my horse round, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
ride back to the house and kill everyone inside it. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
As if I was deciding to change into a warmer coat. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
I worked my way up from the kitchens | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
and found her sitting on our bed. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
She didn't look frightened, or even surprised. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Just disappointed. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
She told me not to blame myself. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
She said it was stupid of her to think she could change me. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
I agreed. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
And then I laughed. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
Ah... | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
So that's why you're with Alex now. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
You can't kill her. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
I'm not "with" Alex. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Really? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Two decks of cards - dinosaurs and Peppa Pig - | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
but Hal - cover your ears - mixed together. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
-Knock yourselves out. -Excuse me. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Everything OK? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
It makes you think of all the horrible things you wish you'd never done in your life. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:35 | |
Yeah, I used to get like that on Sambuca. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
So... | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
..here we are again. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
This keeps happening. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
I'm not sure about "keeps". | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
Do you remember when Hal first brought me here? | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
Yeah, probably shouldn't have let you out in retrospect. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
But you did. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
Hmm, what does that tell us? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
How long can we keep up this charade? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
You'd be surprised! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Alex... | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
May I treat you to a fish supper? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
Hold that thought. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Oh, he just asked me out on a date! At least I think he did anyway. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:38 | |
He asked me out for a fish supper. Is that an English thing? | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I don't think that's a good idea. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Yeah, well I wasn't actually considering it. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
I only told you so we could toss our heads back and laugh smugly, | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
but once again you have ruined my fun. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
In fact I'm not sure if it's worth continuing with this at all. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
Are we ever truly safe? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Can we ever really properly assimilate? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
Of course, look at you! I mean, one minute you're knee deep in virgins, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
the next you're having a letter read out on "You and Yours". | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Alex, please. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
No, what you said to Crumb was true, we can have a normal human life. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
Isn't that why we're doing this? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Not just for Crumb, but for everything. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
The house, job, a Nectar card! It's to be human. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
It's pretending. It's dressing up. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
No, it's keeping us safe. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
It's stopping you from going on a killing spree, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
it's stopping me from going loopy like Mary. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
All we're doing is marking time until the inevitable happens. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Kind of like life then? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
Hal, we have got to grab every scrap of normality that we can, | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
whether that's watching rubbish telly, laughing, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
going on a crap date... | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
Going on a crap date! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
-No. -Yeah. -No, you're not serious? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:58 | |
Hey, I once ate 11 tins of Alphabetti Spaghetti to prove a point. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
This, this is nothing. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Ha, yeah, I'm going to go out on a date with Crumb. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
And I am going to show you that normality and all those human things are possible. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:12 | |
Don't get me wrong, if he tries anything, | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
I will drop a piano on his head. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
But apart from that, we're going to have a great time. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:19 | |
A great, normal time. You watch. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
VACUUM CLEANER BLARES | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Bobby. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
Bobby! | 0:26:32 | 0:26:33 | |
-SHOUTING: -Bobby! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
NOISE STOPS | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I got a present for you, mate. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
It's the Bell-Tone 500. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Yeah, I got it off the eBay. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
Would you plug it in for me? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-WOMAN: -'Hello Bobby-love. Hope you had a good day at school. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
'There's last night's macaroni cheese for your tea so pop it in the oven. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
'My shift finishes at 10, so get yourself to bed after Shoestring. Love you, monkey.' | 0:27:19 | 0:27:24 | |
Mum finished work late most nights so I'd just let myself in. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
So she'd leave me messages because I liked hearing her voice. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:33 | |
They erm... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
They let me take the answer phone into the Archive, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
but it got broken in 1997. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
They'd stopped making them by then, | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
so I haven't been able to listen to this. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
Well, I'm really pleased you like it. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
You do like it, don't you? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
I love it. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby, put him down! My God! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
-Mr Rook! -I knew this would happen! Mr McNair, I can't apologise enough. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
-It's all right, he was just hugging me wasn't he? -Are you all right? | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
-Yeah, I'm fine. I just need to sit down for a second. -How did it go with the Chinese? | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
Not well. They were more interested in what return they could get from their investment. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:19 | |
Because keeping the world safe | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
clearly isn't enough of a fucking return! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Anyway. I promised I'd be back before the full moon, so here I am. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
Now then, I was thinking, perhaps I can rig up some emergency lighting in the Archive? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:36 | |
It's all right. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
Mr Tom said that I can change in the cellar in his house. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
I usually change there, but I'll go to the woods. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
I've done it hundreds of times. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:43 | |
(He's done it hundreds of times.) | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
Yes, but this can't be a permanent arrangement, Bobby. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
We agreed it wouldn't be safe, remember? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
No, listen, I know you love locking people up, | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
but I'm looking after Bobby now. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:54 | |
He's not an animal, he's a nice guy. He's got potential. You could do brilliant things, mate. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:59 | |
No, Bobby, please! Just keep it inside you, man. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
Mr Tom's going to teach me mountaineering, swimming. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:08 | |
He's one of the country's most sought-after lifeguards. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:13 | |
-- -Aren't you? -- -Hello, Mr Rook. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
-Crumb?! -It's Ian, actually. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
But you're... So Hal decided to...? | 0:29:19 | 0:29:23 | |
Not kill him. No. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
Instead, Ian is working through his issues and making a fresh start. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
Oh yes, I've come a long way from when you made me kill my niece! | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
As I told you at the time, that was a tragic accident. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
I thought seeing his family would have a stabilising effect. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
No, it's fine, it's fine! That's all behind me. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:44 | |
I have developed coping strategies and found positive outlets for my energies. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:51 | |
In fact, tonight I shall be enjoying a meal with a young lady. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:58 | |
He means Alex. The ghost. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
And Alan? | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
Irredeemable and remorseless. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
He was about to go on a rampage, but thankfully Ian...intervened. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:14 | |
Well that's... That's wonderful. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:19 | |
I must confess, I... | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
I never imagined that you and Bobby | 0:30:22 | 0:30:27 | |
would adapt to the world quite so smoothly. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:31 | |
Clearly my work here, as they say, is done. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:38 | |
You could work here! One of the maid's has got impetigo. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:43 | |
You're very kind, but The Ministry for Agriculture... | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
are looking for a junior researcher. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:53 | |
I suppose after running an entire department | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
with an annual budget of £100 million, | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
it could be considered a bit of a backwards step, but needs must. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:05 | |
I shall bid you farewell. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
-HATCH: -I'd know that suit anywhere. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
Yes, vampires they were. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
They tied me in chains and incanted spells. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:34 | |
Savages. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
I thought I was done for. And then there you were! The boys in grey. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:42 | |
No, I'd be burning in hell if it wasn't for your lot. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:46 | |
You can imagine my shock when I found one of them was working here? | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
And a werewolf too! | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
I wanted to get your lot round here with a big net. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:56 | |
How did you know what they were? | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
The vampire's careless. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
Stands in front of mirrors then realises and runs away. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
Someone points a camera at him | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
-and he nearly jumps out of the window. -And the wolf? | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
Well that was a guess. He disappears every full moon. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
Turns up the next morning, looking knackered. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:14 | |
Anyway, here you are. Which one of them are you after? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
Neither, I'm afraid. For one thing, they seem to have rehabilitated. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:25 | |
Oh, you don't believe that, do you? | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
Doesn't matter what I believe. My department has been dissolved. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:34 | |
No, no. This won't do at all. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:39 | |
I can only spend £12. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Well, I can't actually eat, so you just knock yourself out. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
Oh. Excellent! Must be nice, knowing you'll never get fat. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:52 | |
I know what you women are like. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
Mind you, just as well, no-one likes a fat girl. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
And believe me, they are not all jolly. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
-HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS -Waiter. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
Waiter! | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
How's it going? | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Brilliant. Ian is fascinating. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
Already covered loads of topics. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
My 11 favourite cheeses... | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Yeah, it's a riot. Of normality. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
-Right. Ready to order? -Question. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
Does the "Pommes Anna" come with "Frites"? | 0:33:28 | 0:33:33 | |
GCSE French. Exam and oral. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
Ooh, la la. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
-Actually "Pommes Anna" is a potato dish... -Mm-hmm. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
But let me ask Chef. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
And for madam? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
Oh, she's not eating. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
-Oh? -She's dead. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
Yes. No, that's er, a fair point. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
You see, I just forget sometimes. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
But you know what? I never had lobster. | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
I think I'd have that. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:02 | |
Not for 28 quid, you wouldn't! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
No, of course. It would be a waste, wouldn't it? | 0:34:04 | 0:34:07 | |
Very prudent. Good! | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
There's a full moon tonight. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
How many werewolves are there in this country? | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
About 35 registered. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
We estimate the same number again unknown and at large. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
All those monsters, out there right now. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
It makes your blood run cold. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:29 | |
And with your department gone, there'll be nothing to stop them. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
It's only a matter of time | 0:34:33 | 0:34:34 | |
before one attacks, I don't know, a party of Girl Guides out camping. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:41 | |
-And then they'll be begging you to return. -I don't doubt it. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:46 | |
It'll be too late for the poor little blighters with their faces ripped off. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
If only the powers that be | 0:34:50 | 0:34:51 | |
could get a taste of the chaos they're about to create. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:56 | |
I've tried something like that already. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
Last month, I filmed a vampire killing members of his own family. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:07 | |
I thought if the minister could see what they were capable of... | 0:35:07 | 0:35:12 | |
What did he say? | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
"This is within allowable parameters of carnage." | 0:35:14 | 0:35:19 | |
How many does he want?! | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
Well that's a very interesting question. How many does he want? | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
I'm not sure you can put a figure on it. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
He clearly thinks you can. Well, four? Ten? A dozen? | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
I don't know. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
A major policy shift? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
Ten, minimum. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
But the point is... | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
That's the problem, isn't it? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
You want to keep it to a minimum, of course, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
but you can't arrange something like that. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
You can't choose how many people they savage. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:53 | |
You can't contain them in that way. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
What is it, son? | 0:35:58 | 0:35:59 | |
Nothing, a stupid idea. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
Well, I won't tell a soul. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:04 | |
Please, sanctity of the confessional and all that. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
The two werewolves here... | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
one is going to the woods. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
The other, to his companion's cellar. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
Ah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I see where you're going. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
If he was not to make it... | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
No, no. The guests... | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
Widows and sales reps? It's them or the Girl Guides. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:36 | |
Right, there's the keys. You want to get going in the next ten to be safe. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:44 | |
-Good luck. -Thanks, Tom. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Eurgh, flat. It tastes like piss. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
Oh. I'll get you something else. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
-We have a wide selection of bottled beers. -Bottled beer? | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
Do I look like a Spaniard? Change the barrel. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
Oh, unless you've got something better to do? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
No, no, it's fine. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
-BOBBY: -I can do this. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
Tom said, "Like a clock, ready to rock. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:23 | |
"Like a clock, ready to rock. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
"Like a clock, ready to rock. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
"Like a clock, ready to rock..." | 0:37:27 | 0:37:32 | |
Yes! High five! | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
KEYS TURN IN LOCK > | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
Hello? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
-THUMPING ON DOOR < -Hello?! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
Help! Please! Hello? | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
Hello! The door's shut on me, you've got to let me out! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
I've got to be somewhere very important! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
Please! Please, open the door! Please! | 0:37:57 | 0:38:01 | |
Please! Please let me out! Please! | 0:38:01 | 0:38:05 | |
You've got to let me out of here! Please! Please! Please! | 0:38:05 | 0:38:10 | |
So, if you want to repel an enemy horde, | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
or ward off a spell from an evil warlock, what do you do? | 0:38:14 | 0:38:18 | |
Er, phone a friend, I don't know. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
You use your amulet! It's like you're not listening! | 0:38:22 | 0:38:26 | |
Can I get you anything else? | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
No, we are great! Tell me more about Flaming Dork. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:33 | |
-Orc. -Whatever. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
Well, just call me if there is. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
So, what's going on? | 0:38:46 | 0:38:47 | |
What? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:49 | |
Hal's just having a little bit of a crisis of faith. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
So I just want to prove to him | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
that people like us can still do all the normal stuff we used to - | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
you know, like, go for dinner, talk about nothing... | 0:39:03 | 0:39:07 | |
Right. No, that makes sense. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:12 | |
See, I thought you were here because you liked me. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
No, it's all right, it's all just slotted into place. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
Wait, I'm not explaining this very well. Er... | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
You gave me a look earlier. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:23 | |
I've not been on many dates, but they both gave me that same look. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:27 | |
Sort of, irritation and pity. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
I thought, "You're being paranoid, Ian. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
"You're one of the undead now. Things must be different." | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
No, Dead Hazel was right. Some stuff follows you everywhere. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:43 | |
I didn't mean that. I just meant... | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
You don't even see me. You just see him. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
-SHOUTING: -You're not the one who's invisible! | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Oh. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:54 | |
What shall we have for dessert? | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
I think I'll have profiteroles. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
Why don't you? Go on. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:03 | |
Have some fucking profiteroles! | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
-Hello? -What's the weather like where you are? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:14 | |
Bobby? Are you all right, mate? | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
Well, I managed to change a beer barrel, | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
but now I'm locked in the barrel room. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
-It's OK though. -What? -Isn't it? | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
No, Bobby! Someone will hear you, they'll come down! | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
TOM AND BOBBY SCREAM | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
BOBBY SCREAMS AND GRUNTS | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
HOWLING | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
It's done. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:33 | |
Relax. It's for the greater good. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
Three-card brag? | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
I'll just go and see what's going on. Anyone got 50 pence for the meter? | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
-LOW GROWLING -Is that your stomach? | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Oh my God. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:53 | |
Bobby? Bobby! | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
You're not hustling me, are you, Captain? | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
Everyone stay calm. It's just a stray from outside. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
Come on, Bobby. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
SNARLING Everybody out! | 0:42:16 | 0:42:18 | |
ALARM SOUNDS | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
Bobby! Bobby! | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
Bobby! Everybody out! | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
-Not you! -What are you doing? | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
-Bobby! Bobby! -Bobby! This way! | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
No Bobby, come to me. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
He can smell that you're vampires. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
-Lead him away from the humans, get them safe. -Ground-floor west is empty. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
I'm not staying here as bait! | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
-Keep him between us and don't let him see you're scared! -Bobby, this way! | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
-I can't, I can't! -He's going to lead Bobby to the guests! | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
Crumb, don't let him get outside! | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
I got it. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:54 | |
HE SCREAMS AND YELPS | 0:42:54 | 0:42:58 | |
BOBBY ROARS | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
Bobby, no! Bobby! | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
I think I've had an accident. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:09 | |
All in. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:33 | |
Let's do this. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
ROARING | 0:43:40 | 0:43:42 | |
Tom?! | 0:43:42 | 0:43:44 | |
Hal! | 0:43:52 | 0:43:53 | |
It's all gone wrong. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:05 | |
I should go and see what's happened. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
It's them. You've got to do something about them. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:13 | |
Hal and Tom. They'll ruin everything. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:16 | |
We'll never have the chaos we need while they're around. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
We should try a different approach. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
You can't go back now! | 0:44:21 | 0:44:22 | |
You've unlocked the door, you've made your choice. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
You're damned already, boy. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Soaked in blood, you just don't know it. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
Oh. I'm so sorry. Mr Rook, I do apologise, please forgive me. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:39 | |
It's just maybe our only chance. We haven't finished our game. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:44 | |
What did you have? | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Ah, the Trinity. Very good. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:03 | |
Hard to beat. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:04 | |
But not impossible. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
Do you think Tom'll be OK? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
If he had the wherewithal to protect me, | 0:45:15 | 0:45:17 | |
we'll just have to hope he can look after Bobby. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:19 | |
See? Totally normal. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:25 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
-CRUMB: -Isn't this nice? | 0:45:36 | 0:45:38 | |
You do make a handsome couple. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
Dude, seriously, shut up, all right? | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
If a human fancies another human, then they send a flirty text. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:49 | |
So, is using and humiliating someone else a supernatural thing? | 0:45:49 | 0:45:55 | |
Cos I'm still getting to grips with it all! | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
You've got completely the wrong idea about our relationship. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
I feel frightened and humiliated and it's making me thirsty. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
I need to go home now! | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
Yeah, it was a burst pipe, fused the circuits. | 0:46:07 | 0:46:11 | |
Until it's mended, the whole of West Block is out of commission, | 0:46:11 | 0:46:15 | |
so move any guests to East Block. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
No, no, no. Don't let anyone enter West Block, do you understand? | 0:46:18 | 0:46:24 | |
OK, look, there's something I need to... | 0:46:24 | 0:46:29 | |
I'll be back in 20 minutes. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
The blood-lust will spike occasionally, it's perfectly normal. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:38 | |
Especially at times of stress. Such as a werewolf attack. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:43 | |
I'll strap you in the chair overnight, you'll be absolutely fine. | 0:46:43 | 0:46:47 | |
It's true then? You and Alex? | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
It doesn't matter what we feel, the situation... | 0:46:50 | 0:46:55 | |
Look. Ian. It's been a long night. We'll talk tomorrow. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:59 | |
Lead on, MacDuff. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:02 | |
GROANING | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
Bobby! | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
Where are we? | 0:47:34 | 0:47:36 | |
Have they locked us up again? | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
-No, it's all right, mate. We're at the hotel. -Did we kill anyone? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
No. But it was close. Look, I'm sorry. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
-I should have made sure you were safely locked up at home. -You got here in the end. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:53 | |
Yeah, but I shouldn't have had to. And it's not just that. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
Erm, I might have exaggerated a bit about some of the things I've done. | 0:47:56 | 0:48:01 | |
Like, I weren't engaged to Vanessa Mae | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
and I ain't got a Commonwealth medal in the discus. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
I just said it to impress you, like. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:09 | |
I thought as much. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:11 | |
You didn't need to though. | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
-I thought you was brilliant as soon as I met you. -Really? | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
Yeah. You had me at "Hotel and Leisure Management". | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
Thanks, Bobby. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:25 | |
Ah. Thought I heard voices. Should I come back in a minute? | 0:48:25 | 0:48:30 | |
Get off me, Bobby! Inside, always keep it inside. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:34 | |
It's a fresh start. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:37 | |
I'm going to go to night-school, get some O-levels. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
I'm going to do a first aid course, | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
I'm going to learn a new language | 0:48:42 | 0:48:43 | |
and Tom says I can stay here permanently. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
Oh, and this was decided when, exactly? | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
Erm, I just thought it would be a nice surprise. | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
It certainly is that. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
Er, do me a favour, let me know when you're telling Hal. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
There is no way I'm missing that. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:59 | |
Speaking of Hal, actually, should he not be back? | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
Oh, he must have got held up at home. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
I'll go and check. We need some new clothes anyway. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
Cool, I'll come with you. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
Right, Bobby, you're in charge mate, yeah? | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
It's still early, so just man the phones | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
-and let the kitchen take care of breakfast. Yeah? -Thanks. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
I can do this. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
Oi. Rin Tin Tin. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
What kind of useless werewolf are you? | 0:49:31 | 0:49:34 | |
-MUMBLING: -You can't even... -I'm sorry sir, I can't hear you. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
Come closer. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:38 | |
Wakey, wakey, Lord Hal. | 0:49:47 | 0:49:49 | |
It's not like you need the beauty sleep, is it? | 0:49:49 | 0:49:53 | |
Not nice, is it? | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
Waking up in here, not sure whether you've been bummed or not. | 0:49:55 | 0:49:59 | |
What do you want? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:00 | |
I want you to feel helpless and alone. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:03 | |
All this time, you've been trying to turn me into you. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
Well, I want you to see what my world is like. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
I haven't been trying to turn you into anything. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
I just wanted to remind you of the life you had, | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
the life you can have again. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:13 | |
Yeah, the life I had until you turned me into a vampire, like you! | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
Crumb. Ian. You need to let me out. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
That was a laugh, but then back you came | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
and said I had to be all clean and tidy, like you. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
Listen to me. I'm not feeling... | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
Crumb! He's coming! Let me out! | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
I'll never be like you! I'll never look like you! | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
I'll never have the things you had. I'll never have Alex! | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
You think I will? You think I could ever allow myself to love someone ever again? I'm irredeemable! | 0:50:38 | 0:50:43 | |
I killed and destroyed everyone I ever cared about. Crumb, let me out! | 0:50:43 | 0:50:47 | |
What are you do...? Hal?! | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
Crumb... Your face. | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
You thought you'd lost your reflection, didn't you? | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
Well take a good look, boy. This is you. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:09 | |
This is us. We're not cursed, we are the curse. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:14 | |
But you said... I can have a life again... | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
He lied. You might get 10, 20 or even 50 years. | 0:51:16 | 0:51:22 | |
If you're lucky and stupid enough to try. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:24 | |
But it won't last. It'll find you. It always finds you. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:29 | |
HE GASPS FOR BREATH | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
He was here, wasn't he? | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
Every day he's getting nearer, like a tidal wave. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:48 | |
It's not long now. He's going to destroy everything. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
Is that going to be me one day? | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
It's the waiting I can't stand. The fight between good and bad. | 0:51:55 | 0:52:00 | |
I just want it to stop! | 0:52:00 | 0:52:03 | |
I bet you can relate to that. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
So let's force fate's hand. | 0:52:15 | 0:52:17 | |
Let's cut to the last chapter. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:20 | |
Drink the werewolf blood and you save yourself, save everyone else. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:31 | |
Drink the human blood and you become that monster again. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:36 | |
For good and proper. | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
I half expected you to hit me then. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
Why fight? | 0:53:01 | 0:53:02 | |
Exactly. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Dealer's choice. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:13 | |
-Cheers. -ALEX: -Hal? | 0:53:28 | 0:53:30 | |
Iechyd da. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:36 | |
What are you two doing down...? | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
Looks like I win. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
What's going on?! | 0:54:03 | 0:54:05 | |
Hal, were you going to drink that? | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
I don't know. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:10 | |
I really don't know. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
Bobby! Bobby? | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
HE SNIFFS THE AIR | 0:54:19 | 0:54:20 | |
He's in here, must be having a nap. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:25 | |
Thank you for doing this. I'm sorry, I know it must... | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
My department is closed! | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
You don't know how many favours I had to call in for this! | 0:54:41 | 0:54:45 | |
And to cover up that mess last night... | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
I think we're quits on favours. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:48 | |
I don't understand, he was so happy. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:56 | |
He was looking forward to moving in and everything. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:59 | |
He was what?! Which would have been great fun. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:03 | |
It's my fault, it was the shock of last night. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
I should've made sure he'd got home safe. | 0:55:06 | 0:55:07 | |
This doesn't make sense. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:19 | |
Something must have happened. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
-She made me feel things. -What things? -Feelings. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:17 | |
Please, you must have leftover stock... | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
What's up with you tonight? | 0:56:20 | 0:56:21 | |
Every time I think I know who you are, it turns out I'm wrong. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Usually because someone's dead! | 0:56:27 | 0:56:29 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
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