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GUNSHOT

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Bagged anything...err, George?

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-Not yet.

-Drop your shoulder and swing through.

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-OK, Big Boy.

-And don't call me Big Boy.

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DOOR OPENS

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MAN CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Ah, m'grandson. Isn't it? Hmm?

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Nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing about with guns.

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Strewth! You certainly know my size, dear, don't you?

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I generally park here. Ha-ha!

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Julia has written to me. Our sister.

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She asks if I approve of the decision

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she outlined in the previous letter.

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-Ah, do you?

-I have no idea.

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I have received no previous letter. She sent it care of you.

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Precisely.

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It is now God-knows-where in this demented shambles of a desk of yours.

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You'll simply have to find it.

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Whose work is this? Is it George,

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your grandson?

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Is it? It's not an awfully good likeness. Fellow's in a dress.

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Find the letter. For all we know, Julia could be grievously ill.

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If Mr Baxter were here...

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I wouldn't give Baxter a poke in the eye with a burnt stick,

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let alone have him back in the house.

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And if you were still in the room you would appreciate

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the vehemence with which I say that.

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Ah, Beach! This is Miss Georgia Sparks.

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I say, you've gone puce.

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BEACH CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Ah, knew he'd rumble you. He's a connoisseur of the dancing pages.

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Indeed, Mr Frederick, I recognised the young lady instantly.

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Yeah, the sultana of shimmy.

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Give over, Freddie, you're embarrassing the poor man.

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Beach has been elevated to a state where embarrassment

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is medically impossible. He's seen it all. Back in a tick.

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-Do you dance, Mr B?

-Not as such, Miss.

-We'll soon fix that.

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I'll have you wiggling like a jelly before I'm done with you.

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Who is that extraordinary person

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and why is she inciting my butler to wiggle like a jelly?

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Not bad. Of course, Aunt Connie's chin is even pointier.

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My room? Show me anything you like, dear.

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Oh...it's perfectly simple. She's a hoofer at The Pussy.

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But Georgia is not the issue.

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How does my grandson fit into this?

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He doesn't. Do try to keep up, guv'nor.

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That's Georgia out there,

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teaching Beach how to shake his substantial can.

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The problem is her brother, Nobby.

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Nobby?

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He's a charming bloke. Interesting collection of facial scars.

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I met him at The Dogs at Mile End. I owe him a bit of money,

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and he's being a little standoffish about it. So,

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I told him I'd tool down to Blandings

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and tickle up the smackers.

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He said, in that case, his little sister might just tool along too,

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in a sightseeing sort of way, she'd never been west of Shepherd's Bush.

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I have to return her, plus loot in full, on Monday morning.

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So...how about it, guv'nor?

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If I don't cough the lolly, I am skewered.

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Coughing the lolly? You lost me on hoofing the pussy.

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I'm asking you, man to man - will you sub me the necessary rhino?

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Oh, you certainly don't mind where you put things, do you, dear!?

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Ha! Missed.

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-Can I've a go now, Uncle Freddie?

-No.

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Bigger one, please.

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You have to allow for the crosswind.

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-Missed! My turn.

-No. One more.

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And also the curvature of the earth.

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GUNSHOT

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Oh, er, ooh.

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-Mr Baxter. How may I be of...?

-Lady Constance sent for me.

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At 11:14 on a Friday, she will be writing letters

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in the drawing room. I know my way.

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-HE MAKES PLANE NOISES

-Don't forget to swing through.

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-OK, Big Boy.

-And don't call me Big Boy.

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We do not machine-gun our elders.

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If we are machine-gunned,

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we do not limit our disciplinary remarks to,

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"Don't call me Big Boy."

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-Jeepers. Who is this blister?

-George!

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I am your tutor, young man.

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Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks.

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Clarence, have you no authority over this child?

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Well, it does ponk!

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An end to uncouth slang, I think.

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Yes, from now on, things are going to be rather different.

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I believe you are in possession of a gun.

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Bring it to me.

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Fellow lays a finger on my desk, I'll blow his ruddy bonce off.

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Julia might be so ill she is preparing to take her own life.

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Dear old Nobby, ha-ha.

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The thing about Nobby... is...

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well, that he hates my guts and he wants to kill me. Ha-ha.

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Oh, Nobby hates everybody. It's a sort of a style thing.

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-But he's never actually killed a person.

-Oh, good!

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There was that one man who had to go to hospital to have a

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megaphone removed, which can't have been nice, but he owed Nobby money.

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How silly of him.

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PIG GRUNTS

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Hello, sheepy!

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That is a sheep, innit?

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PIG GRUNTS AND SQUEALS

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Cause and effect.

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Your father is Lord Emsworth's eldest son, Lord Bosham.

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Where is Lord Bosham? In France. Doing what?

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Having a holiday without a tutor.

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He has left you here without a structured timetable.

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His delinquency is the cause. Your insolence is the effect.

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Do you eat lunch, Mr Baxter?

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Never. It bloats the bowel and dulls the mind,

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time frittered that could be spent rigorously card-indexing. Why?

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My brother eats lunch. It is the one time you can be confident

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he will not be at his desk.

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I know who it is you remind me of.

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My first proper boyfriend.

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Big-boned, he was.

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Lovely mover.

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HE WHIMPERS

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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What the deuce?

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The sentiment you are groping for so unattractively, Clarence,

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runs as follows, "How kind of you, Mr Baxter,

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"for doing all this on your own initiative.

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"I shall give serious thought to reinstating you as my secretary."

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Clarence, you look like an ostrich goggling a brass doorknob. Speak.

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Dear God!

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My brother is delighted.

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One has done what one can in the time available.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, it's the appointed hour for geometry.

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Ah, ha-ha, yes.

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Oh!

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You don't know what geometry is, do you, Clarence?

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Of course I do, it's a type of camel.

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I also know why you're doing this.

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You're trying to find that damned letter of Julia's.

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-Eh? Have you found it?

-No.

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And unless you intend to invent a questionable new fashion of

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neckwear, I suggest you disembarrass yourself of the table napery.

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I shall not have that secretary as my blasted Baxter!

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Dash it, I mean it! I am on the point of becoming atrocious.

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Bah!

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I have some unfinished business to attend to

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concerning Lord Emsworth's study.

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When I return, I expect you to know your isosceles

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from your scalene.

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What are you doing, man?

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I...just dropped my ledger.

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And it fell up the drainpipe?

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Fellow's as potty as a parrot.

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Ah! Gah!

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Insupportable, Beach. I cannot even find me damned whiffle.

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Care Of The Pig is currently in your hand, my lord.

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Oh, good heavens. How the devil was I expected to find that?

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Beach, you're armed. Are we under threat?

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Not presently, my lord.

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I used to have one like that.

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Quite, quite handy with it, as a matter of fact.

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Oh! Good heavens, why have you given me this instrument, Beach?

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Clarence! Your grandson has shot Mr Baxter.

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-Was Baxter on the gravel or up a drainpipe?

-What?

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Well, the former is not a sporting shot. Tutors are not ground game.

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-Oh...

-Do you remember when we were children, when Julia shot

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that big governess when she was going up the nursery steps?

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What was her name? Beach?

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The incident unfortunately occurred before my arrival, my lord.

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There was no incident.

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There jolly well was. Fortunately, she was wearing a bustle.

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That's the governess, not Julia.

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Beach, that will be all.

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Clarence, are you a complete drooling halfwit?

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Or are you on some private crusade

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to render this family utterly ridiculous?

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No, no, no, Connie, Julia definitely bagged the big governess.

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She did it because you took a pot-shot at the woman and missed.

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Ruddy great target, slow-moving, padded.

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What was her name?

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-Right, Clarence, I am sending you your grandson to be disciplined.

-Oh!

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And until Julia's letter is unearthed,

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this house is under martial law. Baxter is in command

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Well, that's as may be, Connie,

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but I'm about to go and consult the only female in this establishment

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that talks sense.

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Great, big woman.

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Backside the size of Durham Cathedral.

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Curiously, the same sort of shape.

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-How Connie managed to miss her, I don't...

-Hello, Grandpapa.

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Hello, my boy.

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Great Aunt Connie said you wanted to see me.

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What? Eh? Ah... Oh, yes. What's all this...

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..shooting Baxter, all that sort of thing?

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You could've had his eye out.

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-Unlikely. He was bending over.

-Just a minute.

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Did you pot Baxter in the seat of the trousers?

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HE LAUGHS

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I mean, disgraceful. I expect he jumped?

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-Like billy-o.

-Did he, indeed?

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Your Great Aunt Julia once bagged a governess under similar conditions.

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Coo! Did she jump?

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Like the dickens! Yes, and she squealed.

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Now, look here, my dear fellow,

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all this business of shooting tutors' back in, you know,

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it really just isn't on, you know.

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-OK, Big Boy.

-Now, George!

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Would you care to give The Empress a slice of potato?

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This place would make a cracking nightclub.

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Just take up all this stuff... What is it?

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-Grass.

-Yeah.

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Get rid of that, whack a decent bit of patio down,

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you could dance all night.

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Oh, Beachypoo, I do love a challenge.

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Built for comfort and speed.

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I'll have you firing on all cylinders.

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What's this?

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It's your hand.

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Look. I know this cannot help but complicate the situation. But...

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-..I do think you're rather jolly.

-Oh, Freddie, I say!

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Baxter, what are you doing, creeping up like that?

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I did not creep. I manifested silently.

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As you ask, I'm considering my position.

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The tendency for larkiness in this place is deplorable.

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But I warn you, Mr Threepwood, it is a very grave error

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to get gay with me.

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The other thing is you could do is move some of them big floppy things.

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Trees.

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Barley's Compendium Of Pig Constipation... Ah, bingo!

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Ah!

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Top shooting, guv'nor..

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That gun is not in my possession.

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It has not been in my possession for the last half hour, do you follow?

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Very well, my lord.

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-Will you excuse me a second?

-Why, what you done?

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I just have to blackmail my father.

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On the contrary, I chastised the child thoroughly.

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Very disagreeable it was for him, too.

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I said to him, "Now, look here...George.

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"You know how to load that thing and I don't."

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Was that the full extent of the chastisement?

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What does it matter what I said?

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Because the infernal child shot me again.

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I expect you imagined it. Could have been a wasp.

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-A wasp?

-You probably sat on it.

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Ah! How did you know I was once again stricken on the buttocks?

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Begging your pardon, Lady Constance.

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If not a wasp, then a rash.

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I am not an authority on your buttocks, Baxter,

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but it is clear that life in the countryside does not agree with you.

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Would you excuse us, Mr Baxter?

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It was you.

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What was me?

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How dare you say, "It was you" in that sepulchral tone?

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Are you accusing me of shooting Baxter?

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The gun was in Pant's beachtry.

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I've no idea how to load the ruddy thing!

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Clarence, that doesn't even qualify as a lie.

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That is just noise leaking out of your face.

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You can consider your study commandeered.

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Now get out.

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There is a point beyond which one should not go,

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and you've just gone it.

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I take my leave of you, Connie, for fear that I shall become brusque.

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-What ho, guv'nor.

-Frederick. Lovely day.

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Yes, excessively lovely. Perfect visibility. Day like this, you could

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pot a medium-size tutor over a distance of...

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-ten yards?

-15.

-As you say.

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No, I observed you take aim with a hideous look of low cunning,

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plug Baxter in the jacksie and coolly withdraw.

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It was beautiful to watch.

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Alas, the popular press may fail to share my view.

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"Barking Toff Mows Down Hapless Servant"

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-is more likely to be their line.

-Frederick.

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-"Blazers Emsworth," they'll say.

-Frederick, Frederick, no.

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Well, I'm sorry. But my doctor insists I must not have megaphones

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-inserted into my person.

-Oh!

-And that's what's going to happen

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if I don't pay Scarface Nobby first thing Monday morning.

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This is despicable.

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Despicable's a little rich from a man who leans

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casually from his window and riddles his staff with hot lead.

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No, this is one family shame I cannot consent to hide.

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How much?

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600 quid.

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If I were still your secretary...

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I would wonder how such a large quantity of cash

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should be accounted.

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I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

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Absolutely. Which is why I'd have to ask Lady Constance for her

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analysis of the expenditure.

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£600 is not an amount that can simply mislaid.

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That would be criminally negligent.

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Baxter.

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My dear Baxter.

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Do, please, consider resuming your previous position

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here as my secretary.

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Permanently. For life.

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Very well. Once the servant Beach has brought in my valise

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and the money has been returned to me for safekeeping,

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I shall continue purging your study of disfiguring clutter.

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"Commandeered."

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CLICK OF GUN LOADING

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Ruddy cheek.

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Ah!

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Beach!

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I rang for you.

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Stop acting the giddy goat and take this message to Lord Emsworth.

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I shall not linger in this nest of vipers!

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What the devil is the fellow trying to say now?

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Mr Baxter is tendering his resignation, my lord.

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In what sense?

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In the sense that he wishes to be relieved of employment

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at Blandings, in any capacity, as from your receipt of his note.

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-Good God, how quickly can I receive it?

-It's in your hand, my lord.

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Oh. Good God.

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And I must add on my behalf, that I wish to submit my month's notice.

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Yes, yes, yes, by all means, Beach.

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As I, too, shall be leaving your employment.

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Yes, to be sure, yes, have a whole bottle.

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Very good, my lord.

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"Immediate resignation..."

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"Baxter."

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HE CHUCKLES

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Have you spoken with Beach?

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He tendered his resignation, and you accepted it.

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No, no, no. Baxter resigned. Beach brought me the...

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I have been speaking with Beach.

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Ah, now, look, look, look there, you see,

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that's where you're mixing this up. You are you and I am...

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Oh...

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Did you say Beach has handed in his notice?

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It's all this terrible business with Julia's letter,

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it has left me demented.

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Good God, Connie, what have you been doing to the man?

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I shot him.

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I went to speak with Beach in his pantry and he wasn't there,

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but the wretched gun was, and through the window I saw him

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puffing across the lawn, and all of a sudden...I couldn't resist it.

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What sort of range?

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What? Good heavens, Clarence, I have no idea. 20 yards?

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HE LAUGHS

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What can it possibly matter?

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You couldn't hit a moving butler at 20 yards, don't be absurd.

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If you couldn't pot Doris Mapleton's titanic,

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snail-paced rump at... Oh!

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Did you see, I just remembered both her names? Ha-ha!

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Clarence, Beach has resigned.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Remain, sir, in that semi-recumbent posture.

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What's all this dashed nonsense? Leaving me?

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Better to tender my resignation, my lord, than to be dismissed.

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Dismissed? You're talking through your hat, Beach.

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I was the cause of Mr Baxter's precipitate departure.

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In a moment of uncontrollable impulse, my Lord, I shot him.

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Ah!

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What? I thought you were leaving because my sister plugged you.

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Her ladyship did not shoot me, my lord.

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The weapon went off in her hand accidentally,

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but the projectile passed me by, harmlessly.

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I thought it correct that I did not mention the matter.

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What distance was her ladyship when this unfortunate discharge occurred?

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Quite adjacent, about ten feet away.

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20 yards...

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What sort of range, m'dear fellow, would you say? Eh?

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A good 20 yards.

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Ah!

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A very pretty shot, my lord.

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Plenty more where that came from, you...you blister!

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Georgia.

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That bloke who had to have the megaphone removed,

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how much did he owe your brother?

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-Oh, tons. At least £50.

-Oh.

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Nobby's just a big pussycat.

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He does whatever I say. Wrapped round this, is our Nobby.

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But tit for tat, eh?

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I'll get my big brother to play nice,

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you get Beach bunnikins to dance with me.

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Wait, hold the line a minute.

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You're saying that if Beach bunnikins shakes it up with you,

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right here, right now, the threat of violent death

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that is making me slightly distrait will just evaporate?

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Poof!

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I hear you've instructed Beach to serve champagne.

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Have I? How sensible of me.

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Am I to understand, therefore, that you have persuaded him to remain?

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-Was he off somewhere?

-Shall we go down together?

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Did you ever find that original letter of Julia's?

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Just when I think you have not one single functioning brain cell,

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you surprise me. No, Clarence I have not yet found it.

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Found what? Have you lost something?

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Oh.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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Oh, I say...

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Hello.

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My lord. Your ladyship.

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Forgive me, I am about to have a modest heart attack.

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BEACH MOANS

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Oh!

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Oh, bless my soul. I do believe this is, um...

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Julia's letter.

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She wants your opinion on a flower arrangement

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that she's doing for the Women's Institute.

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"African violets, yes or no?'"

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Not much use asking you now, though, is it?

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Silly woman sent the letter weeks ago.

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African violets, are they life-threatening?

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I say, Connie, it appears we're having champagne.

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Capital!

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