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Your da' just kept a lot of junk up there, boys.

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I don't think there'll be anything worth finding.

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Och, you never know, Ma, might be something interesting up there.

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Have you been up since he died?

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No, no been up there for ages. Ach, youse knock yourselves out though.

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Right, listen.

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In the hospital before he died,

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my da' told me he kept his porn stash up there.

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Aw, what?

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His porn stash.

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He asked me to get rid of it for him, in case Ma found it.

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I don't want to know what kind of things he was into.

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If I'm doing it, you can do it an' all, right?

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Now, I'll go up, you keep the edgy in case my ma comes back,

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and you'll need to help me sneak it out an' all.

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Apparently, it was quite a big stash.

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'Sake, man! Hurry up, then.

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Do youse want a cup of tea?

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Oh!

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All right?

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I'm Jolly Boy John. Jolly Boy John wearing his da's wig is FOR REAL.

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Back in the '50s,

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the ladies all called me Mr Haircut.

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Jolly Boy John wearing a pair of pants made out of his da's wig...

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Wig. Wig.

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..and giving Pixie Lott a knockback is FOR REAL.

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I'm Jolly Boy John.

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Listen, Pixie Doll, I've telt you before,

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you're no' getting a dry ride!

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Jolly Boy John wearing his ma's drawers

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and breaking eggs for an omelette

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in them is FOR REAL.

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Cooking eggs in panties on the BBC.

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Don't forget the cooking oil... Trumpet.

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My ma used to bake bread in her pants when we went camping in Wales.

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Trumpet.

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Pixie Lott wants to eat my omelette!

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Oh!

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FOR REAL. Barack Obama, George Bush, Bill Clinton,

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youse think running America makes you as for real as Jolly Boy John?

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GET REAL!

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I hear you have a special relationship with The Almighty,

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Father Mackenzie.

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Oh, aye, it's true, we have good banter.

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Good banter?

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Oh, aye, some laugh!

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What do you mean?

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Patter. Banter. Good slaggings, and all that.

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Are you saying you slag off God?

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Aye, of course I do.

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I pure wind Him up something rotten, tie Him up in knots.

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'Aye, ding dong! I tie You up in knots, you roaster!'

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Och, away, and start a flood or something, you old tramp, you!

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'I'll start a flood in your trousers, Mackenzie,

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'when I burst your bladder with a swift right hook!'

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See what I mean? Some banter fae the Big Man!

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I'm no' wanting to pay that.

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Just want something for cutting about the house with.

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Say no more.

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Get along to Ciderson's Stores to try out

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our new Cut Aboot The Hoose clothing range.

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Saggy joggies.

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Ah!

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Ill-fitting T-shirts siphoned from your teenage weans.

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Jumpers you bought four stone ago.

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We know there's nothing worse

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than the first time you stain a new T-shirt.

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That's why our Cut Aboot The Hoose T-shirts come pre-stained!

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We've got...

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..and so much more.

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When it comes to joggy bottoms, we know you don't just like them comfy,

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you like them extra comfy,

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which is why your Cut Aboot The Hoose joggies come pre-stretched

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by some of the top arses in the British arse industry today.

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Guaranteed.

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Ciderson's Cut Aboot The Hoose range,

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we care about making sure you look like you don't.

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BELL CHIMES

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Aye?

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It says you've got the world's first interactive ice-cream van?

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Aye.

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I downloaded the app.

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HE SIGHS

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So what do I do, mate?

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Right, well, you make the wee man

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on the wee van on that move about,

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and this app suit makes me move about on the real van.

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Calm doon. Calm doon, mate, before you break my arms!

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Right, nice and steady.

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I'm losing signal here, pal.

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Right...

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No, mate, that's not what it's for, mate.

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Come on, mate!

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I want flying saucers and strawberry shoelaces, mate.

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Ye can have a Mars bar.

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70 pence.

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Ye no' want the money, mate? Here...

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If ye don't want the money, mate, I'll keep it.

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Listen, ye bag o' fannies, I am going to stick one on your chin!

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Oof!

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Hello! Crank a lanky in the ladies' lum, it's Harry MacLowderie!

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# All alang the way

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# And awa' alang the way

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# And all alang the way

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# Ye hear a moaning sound

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# Cos awa' and awa' and the laddies are awa'

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# Cos apparently, Rihanna's had the phone pics hacked. #

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Hey, baby!

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Hey, baby, baby!

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Hey, baby, baby, baby!

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Da'!

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WOMAN ON TV GASPS

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HE TUTS AND SIGHS

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What?

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Gasping, mate. I hate it when people gasp in films. A lot of shegite, man.

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That's it spoilt for me now.

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Is that no' a wee bit extreme, mate?

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Who gasps in real life, mate?

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Wouldn't even know where to get started with that gasping shite.

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Ah! Ah!

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You think you're going to suddenly decide to gasp one day,

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and it's going to come out sounding perfect first time?

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What you going on about?

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I gasp, mate. All right? I gasp.

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HE SCOFFS Piss off!

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I'm a renowned gasper, mate.

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Mad Frankie, the Gasper, they call me.

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When do you gasp?

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When I'm startled.

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Right. Show us your gasp, then.

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HE GASPS

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See? Think you're just born wi' gasping skills like that?

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That was no better than my gasp.

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HE GASPS

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You're only saying that because your ear isn't tuned

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to pick up the subtleties in my gasp, all right?

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I'm gasping at how bad your gasping is, mate.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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-Shite.

-How is it?

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It just sounded exactly the same.

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It's not even similar. Listen.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Garbage. I've practised for years to get this good, mate.

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Three hours a day, every day, including Christmas Day.

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How do you practise gasping?

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You want me to tell you?

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First of all, you start off with a series of ten sprint gasps, right?

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HE GASPS QUICKLY TEN TIMES

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HE IMITATES BADLY

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Calm down, mate.

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You're like a wee guy having sex for the first time,

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shagging too fast.

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Then it's 20 minutes of slow gasping, right?

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HE GASPS SLOWLY

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HE IMITATES POORLY

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Right, I'm only going to say this to you because you're my mate, right?

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Gasping is not for you, pal.

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You're dross.

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D'you know what? You can piss off, mate, right?

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Here's what I think, right?

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You tried a wee bit of gasping,

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learned a wee bit of the lingo, and noo, you're trying to pass

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yersel' off as some kind of gasping sensei, or something.

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Well, I don't need to be a sensei.

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You know, your gasping wouldn't look out of place

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on a bit of smeared bog roll, mate.

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PROLONGED GASP

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How do you get God to speak to you so directly, Father Mackenzie?

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Well, you see, I used to be like you.

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Always being nice to God, bumming Him up.

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"Oh, God, you are so good. Oh, God, you are so great." All that patter.

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And is that wrong?

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He doesnae like all that praise. It makes him hit a beamer.

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One night, I was praying and I heard Him talk to me.

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And what did He say?

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He said, in His wisdom, that He liked - His words -

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"Getting slagged a belter

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"like a spotty junior apprentice on a building site."

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So that's what I dae. Here, watch this...

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Aw, look at all this dust!

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Whoever's hoose this is - God's hoose - keeps a right dirty hoose!

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'Aye, very funny. Is that the best you've got, Mackenzie, you pie?

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'You know why the women you work with are called a nun?

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'Because that's how many think you're good looking, mate - none!'

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Oh, aye, cos you're dead handsome, aren't you?!

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What's that look you're going for? Kenny Rogers in a homeless hostel?!

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'It took me seven days to create the world, Mackenzie,

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'but I could create

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'a wee aneurism in your brain as fast as squeezing out a fart!'

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Some banter fae the Big Man!

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All right? You might know somebody like me.

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In every single photie I've ever had taken of me,

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I always dae an old double bird.

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Every single photie, man. C'mon, take a look.

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There's me when I was on holiday in Spain.

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There's me when I was in Afghanistan.

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Aw, there's me on my wedding day.

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There's me when my wee baby boy was born.

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There's me getting my medal fae the Queen.

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There's me when I was nine.

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Aw! And there's me when I was five.

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Och, and there's my wee mammy before I was born.

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That's me in my mammy's belly.

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It's magic, the old double bird. Try it yourself. See you later!

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BELLS CHIME

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There we are. Do you want some...?

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Ya pair of wee bastards!

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This is lovely.

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Amazing.

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You know, when your friends set you up on a blind date,

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you certainly don't expect to meet someone so gorgeous.

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I just hope you're not disappointed yourself.

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I'm swallowing it, but the cheese hasn't broke.

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HE GAGS

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So, taxi back to yours?

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Hiya.

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Thanks for buying our instructional video - How To Punch A Guy.

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Now, in this first lesson,

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I'm going to be showing you the famous crab punch.

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This is my brother-in-law, Gardo.

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-Hiya.

-Huh!

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-Are you ready, Gardo?

-Aye. Punch away.

-Now, here is your stance.

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This is called crab stance.

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It's named after a kind of fish, a crab.

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You get the full movement in crab stance.

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And now, the punch.

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Now, this next punch is legendary... Huh!

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-An iconic skelp.

-Huh!

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This is the traditional Burnistoun timetrap punch. Ready, Gardo?

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Ready.

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The textbook Burnistoun timetrap wi' a patter flourish.

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HE INHALES

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What's the time, Gardo?

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It's...

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It's time you stopped punching yersel', mate.

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Let's take a look at that in slow motion.

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Now, a couple of guys got killed doing the Burnistoun timetrap,

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so please, please, please, don't try this at home, right, kids?

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See, when I was a wee guy, Peter,

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I used to think that maybe all this was just my imagination.

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All what?

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Everything. The world, man. Everything.

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That was stupid, wasn't it?

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Thing is, but...

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I've never seen any proof that it isnae.

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-What?

-Where's the proof, Peter? Think about it.

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Why would you imagine anything as shite as this? This flat.

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Having one pair of scabby trainers to your name!

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Are you even real, Peter?

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-Think about it.

-Aye. I'm real.

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Don't get me wrang, sometimes, I wish I wasnae,

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but it was giro day today, so today, aye, I'm real.

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Are ye, but? Or am I just imagining you saying that? Think about it.

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Why are you the one imagining me? Why am I no' imagining you?

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Why would you imagine yersel' the way you are, the mess you're in?

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I'm a mess? You're worse than me!

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I'm happy, but.

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I like my life, so I would imagine this, but you're never happy, Peter.

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Why would this be your dream? Think about it.

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No. No, I'm the real one, if any of us is.

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Why are you always in my flat, Peter?

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Because you're a lazy bastard, is why.

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Aye, I'm lazy. So in this world I imagine,

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where would everything that happens to me happen, mate? In my ain hoose.

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So that I never need to move off my arse. Think about it.

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Right, let's go to my flat the noo, then.

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Peter, do you even have a flat? I've never been in it.

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That's cos you never come to visit me.

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Or because it disnae exist, mate.

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Maybe you only exist here, wi' me, nowhere else.

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We go for curries, don't we? We go to the pub.

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I'm a greedy pie that likes a drink, so I WOULD imagine those places.

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That's the universe I'd create, man.

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You're just proving my point here, Peter.

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There's no proof, Peter, there's nae proof

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that you exist anywhere outside...this.

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Garbage.

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In fact, when I think about it, mate,

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I've never seen you anywhere without me being there.

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How could you, mate? How could you?!

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Is it no' weird, Peter? Is that no' weird? Think about it.

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You think about it. How could you see me if you're no' actually there?

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You'd have to be there to see me, wouldn't you?

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Or maybe I'd have to be there to imagine you being there, mate.

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Think about it.

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HE SIGHS I'm away.

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Where're you off to, mate?

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Hame.

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Aye, that's where I imagined you'd be going.

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Do you think maybe I could try

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-speaking to God, Father Mackenzie?

-The way I speak to Him, you mean?

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Aye.

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I don't know, son. He'll tie you in knots wi' His patter, I think.

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-What are your slaggings like?

-All right, I think.

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All right, geez' a sec.

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Ho, bawheid!

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'You talking to me, Mackenzie?'

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This boy here wants a word with you.

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-On ye go, son.

-Aye.

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You're a big dafty! So ye are.

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'Is that it? If human patter's that garbage, I should have covered Adam's mooth

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'with a fig leaf, instead of his willy!

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'I should smite you the noo, wee man.'

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Aw, shut up, ye smitehawk!

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'Right, that's it, I'm coming doon!'

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He willnae. He's bluffing.

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Smitehawk, is it?!

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I'm the guy that helped Moses part the Red Sea.

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-You think I cannae help this sandal part yer arse cheeks?!

-Ha-ha! Yes!

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Ye want to rumble, Mackenzie?

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Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, haw maw for a haw maw?

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A square go, seriously!

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Bah! I'm only ribbin' ye!

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That's no' why I'm doon. I'm doon for another reason.

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Oh, aye, what's that?

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It's your time, Mackenzie. I'm sorry. I'm doon here to fetch you.

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Ha! Yeah...

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Come on. We can still have good patter up there, eh?

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A wee heart attack and away we go.

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Aye... Aye, I suppose.

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-HE LAUGHS HEARTILY

-I got you a belter!

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-Oh, ya shite, ye!

-You should have seen your face there!

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You looked like my boy when he found out what his job doon here was!

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Best one ever!

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You stick in at this, son. You're doin' a good job.

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My love be with you, and all that patter!

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So long, suckers!

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Aw, some banter fae the Big Man!

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There are 3-5-2 formations and there are 3-5-2 formations.

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And then there's me!

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I've got a hole in the armpit of this sweater.

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Go get changed, then.

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I'll be fine.

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You'd better not lift that arm today and embarrass me!

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-Och, I need to go.

-I mean it.

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You lift that arm even once and there'll be nae nookie the night!

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Suspect matches the description.

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-But that's no' me.

-Arms in the air!

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-I...

-Hands up!

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-No, boys...

-Arms in the air now!

-I cannae...

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GUNSHOT

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A guy needs his nookie.

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Here, boys, boys.

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-You all right, man?

-How's it going there, man?

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I've thought up a new song for today.

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-Oh, here we go.

-What now?

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When the other mob's bus is leaving, we sing this...

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# Drive safely!

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# Drive safely!

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# It's only a game

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# We want you all hame

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# Safe and sound... #

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Terrible.

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Terrible, Tommy.

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# ..To find us in bed wi' your dug! #

0:23:200:23:23

What?!

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# To find us in bed wi' your da'! #

0:23:250:23:28

What?!

0:23:280:23:30

# To find us in bed wi' your bird! #

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YES!

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It's fantastic to see, especially if you get up close. You can...

0:23:380:23:41

I'm sorry, I hate that I keep pushing you back like that,

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but you have to understand that we only move these models

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a fraction of an inch at a time.

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If you were to bump one, even just move an arm a little tiny bit,

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it would be a total catastrophe for us.

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Oh, no, of course, of course. I'm sorry.

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DOOR OPENS

0:24:010:24:03

Can I help you?

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I think I'm in the wrong studio here, son.

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My name's Biscuity Boyle, Burnistoun's favourite son,

0:24:100:24:13

I'm getting interviewed for that Legends of Sport thing,

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but I got lost on the way back fae the toilet there.

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Oh, here, that's that wee rabbit fella and his wee carrot pal.

0:24:190:24:23

There's a wee lassie stays next door to me, she's mad about this pair.

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I'd nae idea youse...

0:24:260:24:27

HE GROANS

0:24:290:24:31

Oh, Mammy-Daddy! Oh, Mammy-Daddy!

0:24:310:24:35

Oh, in front of a camera as well.

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Captured for posteriery.

0:24:390:24:41

HE BREAKS WIND

0:24:420:24:44

Betrayal by back passage. Oh...

0:24:470:24:50

The pressure on my abdomen there,

0:24:500:24:54

I think I've maybe urilated on your wee rabbit's carpet a bit.

0:24:540:24:57

Listen, I'll make myself scarce.

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That's textbook, that, incidentally, old trousers taunting me.

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-CRACKING

-Oh!

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My knee's locked!

0:25:100:25:13

Used to be champion knees, these. Et tu, Brute?

0:25:130:25:16

I'm going here...

0:25:160:25:19

I wasnae always like this, son, I used to be an athlete.

0:25:220:25:26

Look at me now, rolling about, destroying a wee hoose

0:25:260:25:30

like a geriatric pishy Godzilla.

0:25:300:25:35

Where's Mr Carrot?

0:25:480:25:50

Where's Mr Carrot?!

0:25:520:25:53

Calm, calm, calm doon, son. I'm sure he's...

0:25:530:25:56

Hold on here. Either my Jeremy's went numb again or...

0:25:560:25:59

Mr Carrot's in my trousers.

0:25:590:26:01

Aye, there he is, there's the wee fellow. Out ye come, pal.

0:26:030:26:06

There he is, there.

0:26:060:26:09

Oh, here, I'll put that away.

0:26:090:26:10

Oh, that's odd, that.

0:26:130:26:15

That normally only goes numb

0:26:150:26:17

right before I've had one of them blackouts...

0:26:170:26:19

When this scum planted the bomb that killed our men,

0:26:300:26:35

they thought they had destroyed this investigation.

0:26:350:26:38

But little did they know that we still have this.

0:26:380:26:41

Everything our team was working on for months.

0:26:410:26:46

Every player and, mair importantly, who's connected to who.

0:26:460:26:52

Now, this might be a mystery to all of us right now,

0:26:520:26:55

but we, we will...

0:26:550:26:57

we will not leave this room the night

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until we have worked this out, joined the dots,

0:27:000:27:03

and are able to pick up this investigation where it left aff

0:27:030:27:06

and finally put these bastards away!

0:27:060:27:11

Come on, I'll just take youse all to the pictures, come on.

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