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24 bottles tropical shower gel. Lovely. That'll keep me going. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
MESSAGE ALERT DINGS Oh, Groupon alert! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
Me daily deals are in. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
Four pairs ladies' trainers with LED lights. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
Who's buying this shit? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
200 butterscotch Pop-Tarts. Absolute filth. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
Ten sessions, full-body spray tan. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
What do I want with a full-body spray tan? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Click now to get all these offers at 75% off. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
75% off? Now you're talking. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Proceed to checkout. Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Hello, Nan. -Here he is. Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
You come up and see me? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-You come up and see me, ain't ya? -Yep. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
-You been at the zoo? -Been at the zoo. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-And why you been at the zoo? -Cos I got a job, Nan. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Cos he's got a job helping the elephants have babies. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh, you are a good boy. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
God help us, love. As happy as I am you've found gainful employment, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
there's no excuse for going around smelling like a bucket of shit. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
What's happened to your foot? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Oh, had a run in with a traffic warden, didn't I? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Well, you know what they're like. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
I do, Nan, but you don't have a car. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Yeah. Not traffic warden. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Veteran. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
I don't like where this is going. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
Oh, it was dreadful, love, the intimidation. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Glaring at me, he was, waving his box around in me face. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Was he collecting? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Not off me, he weren't. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
I saw right through him. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
And his smug white stick. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Nan, this man collecting, was he blind? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
Blind and smug. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
So, how did you hurt your foot? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, I haven't hurt it, love. They've done me for ABH. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
Can't leave the house. Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Guess who? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Oh, not him again. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
Is it the irritating old bastard | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
who's just moved in downstairs? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
It's Bernie! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
That's the one. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Piss off! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Your Groupons have arrived! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Oh, oh, come in, love, it's open! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-Ha-ha-ha. -All right, Bernie? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Oh, let me help you with that. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
No, no, no, no, Jamie, no, please don't, no. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
I like a bit of a workout. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
Right, now then, whereabouts do you want this? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Well, it's bigger than I thought, love. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
I'll tell you what, why don't you just put it in the kitchen... | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Bernie, you've got to be careful! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
No, it's all right, there's nothing breakable in there. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I'm fine. I'm fine, it's just superficial. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Right, now then, is there anything else | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
I can do for you on this sunny afternoon? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Well, you could go. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Right you are. I'm on my way. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Nan, what's in the box? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
Er, it's 15 fire extinguishers for 40 quid, love, I mean... | 0:03:30 | 0:03:35 | |
..you can't say fairer than that. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
Nan, you've got to stop buying this stuff. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
What do you want 15 fire extinguishers for? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
If it's to dampen the flame in my heart, 15 won't do it. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Nan! What did you do that for? He was being nice. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Oh, I can't be doing with him love. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
He's a registered sex offender. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Nan, have you just made that up? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
I have, yeah. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
I'm worried about you, Nan. You keep getting into trouble. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Oh, don't be silly. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
They tag anyone these days, don't they? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
No, Nan, they're usually given to people who require | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
a severe level of monitoring. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
How's the elephants? Any luck with the mating? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Why you changing the subject? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Has Dumbo had a go on Nelly yet? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
It's not that easy, Nan. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
She's not ovulating as normal, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
so she's not giving off the right scent. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Well, you be careful, stinking like that, he might try and mount you. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Nan! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
So what they going to do with you? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
Me? Nothing. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
-Oh, 'ere this one fella, oh, he did make me laugh. -Who? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
One of the arresting officers. Ha-ha-ha. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
He said to me... What was it he said? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
He says, "You're going to prison | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
"if you don't complete an anger management course | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
"to address your underlying issues of self control." | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
They don't mean it, do they? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
They do mean it, Nan. You've got to do the course. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Nah, they won't find me, love. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
I gave them a moody address. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Criminal mind, see. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Nan, you're wearing a tag. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Guess who! -Oh, Christ. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
I think I left my keys in there! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Listen, I haven't got an anger problem, darling. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
I'm a perfectly reasonable person, | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
going about my perfectly reasonable business | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
in a perfectly reasonable manner. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Knock, knock, knock. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Ha-ha-ha. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
What? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
This looks like it. You sure you'll be all right, Nan? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
'Course I'll be all right. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
I mean, all I've got to do is sit cross-legged | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
in a room full of nutters | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
banging on about their unhappy childhoods. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Oooh, I'm raving! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Well, that's why you're here, Nan. I'll pick you up later. -Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Oh, ain't it good, hey? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
There we go. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Sorry we're late. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
-I'm Jonathan. -I'm Samantha. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
Hello, love. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
NAN SNIFFS | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
-Do we just talk? -If you like. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Well, I suppose you're automatically going to take his side. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
How's that darling? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
All right. I had an affair. I'm a monster. Happy? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Can I just say, I have forgiven her. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I'm the one who wants to move forward. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
-No, you just want to keep punishing me. -I don't. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
I honestly don't, I just don't understand why you act like this. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
MESSAGE ALERT DINGS Oh! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Excuse me. What are you doing? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Getting 50% off hang gliding weekend, what's it to you? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Is that appropriate? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Listen, you two want to get up on ya daily deals. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Cheer you right up. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Daily deals? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Ah, it's a game changer, sweetheart. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Every day it pings, all manner of gear, everything going for a song, | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
one click of a button, two days later, load of old tut arrives. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:18 | |
Oh, it's marvellous. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
Er, what's going on here? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Well, from what I can make out, the uppity one's been off the side, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
with someone at work, I reckon, this one looks suspect | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
but it's only the eyebrows. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
And I haven't laid a hand on anyone, so can I go now? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
What are you doing in my chair? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
We're doing that anger management, ain't we? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
That's down the hallway. This is couples counselling. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh, I did think it was a strange dynamic. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Well, er, can you leave then? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Yes, all right, love, keep your tie-dyed smock on. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
'Ere, eyebrows why don't you have an affair then you're even! | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Excuse me! This is a private session. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
You've no right to be here and you're way out of line. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Yeah, well, at least my stereo ain't broke. -What? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Oh, have a look at this mob. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
You all right, Speccy? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
What you angry about, Speccy? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
You angry with people calling you Speccy? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Are you talking to me? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Yes, love! Over here! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Poor fella can't see me. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
SHOUTS: I'm calling you. Speccy! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, here he is! Porky! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-How you been, son? -Oh, God, I remember you. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Yeah, well they do say, don't they, an elephant never forgets. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
What you mad about, Porky? Weight Watchers not working out? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
I'm very happy with my weight. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
So you should be, darling, it's impressive. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Ain't it, Speccy? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
It's impressive! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Ahh, follow the sound of me voice. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
I can see. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
All right, Shorty? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
What you mad about, Shorty? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Look at him he's raving. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Don't wind me up, old woman. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Oi-oi-oi, I'll have you across my knee if I have any more of that. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Speccy, Porky, Shorty, you're all through to boot camp. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Oh. 'Ere we go. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
All right, all right, no sudden movements, cos, er... | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
..cos if this one's got anger problem, we're all in trouble. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Hello, darling, you all right? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Having a good day? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
I think we'll all just stay calm, won't we? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Don't mind me, I'm just the caretaker. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Someone from the last group kicked the wall down again. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Thank God for that. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
That was close, weren't it, Porky? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Cor, blimey, it's like the fucking circus is in town. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Good morning, everyone! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Good morning and welcome to anger management. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
Well, it looks like you're off the hook, son. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-My name is Graham Fanee. -Who is it? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Er, Mr Fanee. F-A-N-E-E. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Spell it again. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
F-A-N, accented E, E. Now... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
Fanny? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
Mr Fanny? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Well, it's Fanee but I am aware there is potential | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
for wilful mispronunciation, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
which you'll all find hilarious | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
and I will have heard a million times before. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
It's Mr Fanny. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
You hearing that, Staples? It's Mr Fanny. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Right. Shall I begin? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
OK, what qualifies me to guide you | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
through your anger management course? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Listen, son. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
You're a midget called Mr Fanny... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
..you've earned your stripes as far as I'm concerned. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Excuse me, we don't say midget. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
My mistake. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
'Migee'. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
I was once like all of you. I would lose control often. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
And then one day, I did something I regret. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
But using the techniques I will teach you, | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I have not lost my temper since. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
-Yeah, what d'ya do? -That's not important. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
-What, did you kill a man? -No, it's not important. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
-What, did you kill two men? -It doesn't matter what I did... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
No, don't tell me cos I'll get it. I'm good at this. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
It's not a game, it's not for you to guess. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-Did you kill a clown? -Why would I kill a clown? | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-Did you stab your MP? -No. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Well, I don't know. What d'ya do? Did you kill an animal? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Oh, look, can we just leave this? -Ooh, guilty as charged. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
You an animal killer? He's an animal killer. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
What d'ya do, kill a kangaroo? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-Wolf? -Was it a chicken? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
It's not a menu, son. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
-A hippo? -Where's he going to meet a hippo? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Well, you said a kangaroo! | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
Where's he going to meet a hippo or a kangaroo?! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, I don't know, do I? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Listen, hippos and kangaroos are eliminated. Was it a shark? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
A shark is not an animal! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
'Course, it is! | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
Was a parrot, all right! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I killed a parrot. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Let that be an end to it. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
I'm not proud of it. It was very sad. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
Look, I don't usually go into the details, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
but in the spirit of full disclosure, | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
I had an altercation with my neighbours over a noise issue. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
And, I dealt with it inappropriately. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Things spiralled and it resulted in the death of my beloved pet. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
Which is something I have to live with. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
All right, love. Well, I mean, that is a lot to deal with, innit? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Erm, look do you want to take a minute? Get yourself together. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
I mean, listen, who are we to judge? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
We've all done things we regret, ain't we? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-OK. Yes, thank you. I won't be a moment. -Go on, son. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
You sort yourself out. Ah. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Ah. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
What a fucking liberty! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Eh? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
He's killed a parrot the man! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
He's got the audacity to come in here and tell us | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
how to control our impulses and he's killed a fucking parrot! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
With his bare hands! A fucking parrot! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
The man's a lunatic! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
'Ello, darling! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
You feeling better? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Come in, darling. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
How did you know it was me? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
I could smell you coming up the stairs. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
-Groupon? -Yeah. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Stylish, practical, and at a price you just can't ignore. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
How's the elephants? Any luck? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
Not really. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
We think it's to do with the size of their pen. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
We're going to try and raise money to get them a more spacious | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
and comfortable paddock for elephantine foreplay, | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
so that Barbara's uterine muscles can be relaxed, | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
ready for insertion because Maximus' phallus isn't engorging... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
All right, pack it in. Put me right off me Pop-Tart. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-How was anger management today? -Oh, yeah, it was lovely. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
They said I'm cured, ain't got to bother going tomorrow. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
Nan, are you taking this seriously? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
If you don't pass this course, you'll get a custodial sentence. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Oh, I ain't going to prison, darling. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Too old to be experimenting with me sexuality at my time of life. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
Nan, not all women prisoners are gay. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, wake up and smell the lesbians. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I've seen it, darling. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Orange might be the new black, but they still want to have a go | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
up your clacker when the lights are out. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
What's this? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Oh, it's me homework, innit? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Supposed to start making amends to people we've wronged. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
What a load of old shit. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
I mean, who have I ever wronged? KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
Guess who! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Oh, I shall end up killing this bastard, I know that much. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Nan, be nice. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
It's Bernie! I'm just seeing if you needed anything. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
I need you to fuck off out of it. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Nan, you are out of control. Open that door and apologise. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Oh, shut your mouth you, you elephant ponce. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-I'll take away your iPad. -All right, hold on. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Hello, Bernie. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
Just popped up on my way back from Zumba. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-I'm rather pumped up actually. -Nope. -I could take you with me... | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Well, I tried, didn't I? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Nan. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Oh, God, help us. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
Come in, then. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
-All right, Bernie? -Hello, son. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
You been doing Zumba? It's great, innit? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Cor, yeah, taken years off me. I love it. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
How's your flamenco arms? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Ah, not too good, mate, I've got to work on me cha-cha-cha. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
All right, guardian soul mates. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Why don't you bunk up together and do a Zumba-thon? | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
All right, Nan. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Get sponsored by other nancy misfits in Lycra. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
OK, that's enough. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
Yeah, get a whole gang of you together, Zumba-ing all over town | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
raising money for your elephant knocking shop! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
That's not a bad idea, actually. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Yeah, I'm up for that. -Does nobody understand sarcasm? | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Bernie, Nan wanted to tell you something. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Did I? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Not really. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
It's for your own good, Nan. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
All right. Bernie. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I just want to say... SHE MUMBLES | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
What did you say? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:42 | |
Say I'm s... SHE MUMBLES | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Come again? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
I said, "I'm sorry," you deaf old fucker! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Well, I said it, didn't I? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
Whatever for? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
For spraying you with a very reasonably priced fire extinguisher. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
I forgive you. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Ta-ta! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
She really is a live wire, that one. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Well, Nan, that was progress of sorts. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Yeah, I told you, darling. I ain't got an anger problem. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
It's me again! I think I left my phone in there. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Piss off! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
You know this actually burns my skin, don't ya? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I wanted to see you alone because I do not want a repeat of yesterday. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
No, I mean, I didn't like to say but you did go on a bit. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
You. You were being very disruptive. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
How's that? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
-Interrupting peo... -Just trying to help. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
-Interrupting... -Just being helpful. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-Thank you. -Go on. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
I know what you're doing. I see it all the time. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
You're rebelling because I'm the authority. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
This isn't my first rodeo. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Is it your second rodeo? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
No, I've been to a lot of rodeos. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
That can't be very good for your knackers. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
No, this, I'm saying I've done this a lot of times. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
How did you fit it in with all them rodeos? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Mrs Taylor, right now I'm what's standing between you and prison. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
So, you've got one more opportunity. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
It's time you took the bull by the horns. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
I'll be honest with you, son, I've never been to a rodeo | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
so I'm finding all this very confusing. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Forget the rodeo! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Right, let's get back to the group. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Oh, and behave yourself. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Oh, look out. Here he is. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-How are you, darling? -Hello again. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Yeah, your wife behaving herself yet? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
She's running late. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Oh, running late? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
At the office? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
With her boss? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Who she's schtupping? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Yeah, probably. -Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
'Ere, 'ere, how's all this lark working out for you? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Well, I've still not had an affair if that's what you're asking. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
What's the matter? The eyebrows put the girls off, do they? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
No, I don't want to have an affair. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Good cos I don't think you'd get any takers with them eyebrows. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
I want to make things better with my wife. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Has she never noticed the eyebrows? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
I suppose that's why she strayed. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
I don't think it was cos of the eyebrows. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Those two monsters looming towards you. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
'Ere, listen, let me tell you a story, darling. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
When my old man caught me knocking about with Tommy Jackson, | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
he made my life a misery for a whole year. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
And I respected him for that. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
And we went on to have a very happy marriage until the day he died. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
'Course he dropped dead of a heart attack | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
when he caught me in bed with his brother. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
But the point still stands. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
What point? | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Do something with these things or your wife will leave ya. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
For God's sakes, why are you here again? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Oh. Well, if you were ever on time, love, you wouldn't have this problem. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
-You are a menace! -Am I? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Well, at least I'm not the one with the smashed mugs. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Don't you dare. My children made them. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
-Er, what did I just say! -Aah. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
Come on. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Oops. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
OK, so now your bodies and minds have found total calm, | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
we can start our visualisations. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Picture yourselves on a beach. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
What beach is it, love? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
It's whatever beach you like. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
Well, it can't be Brighton Beach. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
It doesn't have to be Brighton Beach. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
Good cos I'm banned. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
It's not Brighton Beach. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
They should've said that pier was flammable. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
It doesn't matter where the beach is, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
just imagine yourselves on a beach. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
'Ere, where's your beach, Freaky? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
I don't know, abroad somewhere. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
Who's letting you on a plane? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
You ain't getting through security looking like Scrapheap Challenge. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
Er, let's just try and stay calm, shall we? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Please! I am trying to relax. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
Well, spare a thought for Porky here. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
He can't relax poor sod. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Greenpeace keep throwing buckets of water over him. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
-I'm getting soaked. -Please, shush. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Just ignore her. Can't you see what she's doing? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
-God knows what you can see, Speccy. -Shut up! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
All right, let's just try and stay in the moment, shall we? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Remember, this is relaxing. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Now, er, imagine you're going for a walk along the sand. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
Where we going now? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I've just laid out five euros for a sun lounger. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Nowhere, it doesn't matter, | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
you're just going for a general walk. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
Well, where am I going to put me valuables? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
I can't take this any more! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
Are you just going to let her keep talking?! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Well, don't engage with her. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
All right, son, all right! | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh, he's doing his nut cos they won't let him on the rollercoaster. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Right! That's it. I'll take prison. I'm out. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
No, Ian, please don't give up, you're making real progress. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
No, Shorty do get cranky when he ain't had his afternoon nap. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
And 5'2" is just below average height! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Aargh! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
Oh, Ian. I don't think you're short. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Ian. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
For goodness' sake! I just fixed this! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
Mrs Taylor, you are out. Done. You have failed. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
You're not my problem any more. The state can deal with you. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
Well, can I at least get me handbag from the beach hut? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-Ha-ha-ha-ha. -Out! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
All right, love. God help us, all right. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
I mean, where's your sense of humour? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
I mean, we're only having a laugh, ain't we? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
No. No, this is serious. No more chances. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
You are out. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Well, you're not really telling me | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
if I don't complete the course, I'm going to prison. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
That is exactly what I'm telling you. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Oh. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:04 | |
Can you get off me, please? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-I know you're in there. -I can see the light's on. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
You haven't turned your trainers off! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
You'll never take me alive, copper! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Nan, it's Jamie. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I know what happened today, just open the door. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Oh, why didn't you stop me, son? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
I mean, I don't know what I'm doing. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
I'm out of control. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Someone needs to put me in order. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
No, Nan. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
No, Nan, this is your fault. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
And you have to face the consequences. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
I'm frightened out of me mind. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
I mean, you can't let them bang me up, son. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
I mean, look at me. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Those inmates will have a field day on a prime bit of cougar like me. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
OK. Enough. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Do you know how lucky you are to have me, Nan? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Oh, it's all about you, is it? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Cor, blimey, I'm the one looking prison in the face. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
I went to see Mr F...your therapist. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
And he didn't want to hear it. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
I mean, he really don't like you. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
But, in the end, we managed to find some common ground. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Luckily, he's an animal lover. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Well, not according to his parrot he ain't. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
He said he'd talk to you. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
I can't promise he'll take you back but he'll let you plead your case. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
It's up to you now, Nan. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Oh, what a relief! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Oh, you are a good boy. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
I thought I was going to have to create hostage situation. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Don't be silly, Nan. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Go on, off you go, Bernie. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
Ah, Mrs Taylor, take a seat. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
I only agreed to this because of your grandson. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
I have a soft spot for anyone who works with animals | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
and I admire the work he's doing. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Oh, yeah, he's a good boy, he's...he's going | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
to do a Zumba-thon for the elephants. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
Yeah, it was even my idea, actually, you know, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
raising money to engorge Dumbo's wotsit | 0:26:20 | 0:26:24 | |
and shove it up Nelly's doodah. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
I've been leading this course for a long time now, | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
and you are, hands down, the worst person I've ever met. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:38 | |
You're irritating, disruptive, selfish, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-and you never let anyone finish a s... -I know. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
But you know what, Mrs Taylor? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
If I can get through to you, the worst person I have ever met, | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
then I know that what I'm doing here works | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
and that Charlotte didn't die in vain. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Who is it? | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
Charlotte was my parrot. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:01 | |
Oh. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
What happened? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
It's a long story. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
Oh, come on, son. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
You keep telling us not to bottle it up. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
I do. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
Yeah, see, I've been listening. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
My neighbours used to hold very noisy parties. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
One night, I banged on the wall and shouted, | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
"If you don't stop playing music all night long, I'll call the police!" | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
They then proceeded to play All Night Long on repeat, | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
all night long. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
-Lionel Richie? -Yes. -It is a classic. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
The next night, I was trying to sleep. I was exhausted. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
And I could hear them playing that, that song on a loop. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
But only the bit that everyone joins in on - | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
"Tom bo li de say de moi ya." | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
'Ey, jambo jumbo. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
Please! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
Well, it is the best bit. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
I was furious. It was dark. I was sleep deprived. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
I picked up my alarm clock | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
and I threw it at the wall as hard as I could. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
And the music instantly stopped. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
I turned on the light. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
It wasn't my neighbour playing that song... | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
..it was my parrot. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
She had learned the words. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
The thing is, I'd been trying to teach her to speak for years. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
And as she died in my arms, her last words were, | 0:28:20 | 0:28:25 | |
"Ey, jambo jumbo." | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
I mean, that is unlucky, innit? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
Come on, Mrs Taylor. Let's give this one more go. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
Oh, not you again. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
'Ere, 'ere listen, darling. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
I've been thinking and, erm, I know what your problem is. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
SARCASTICALLY: Oh, good. Maybe keep that to yourself then. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
You're eaten up with guilt | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
and you think you don't deserve the love of a good man. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:05 | |
But let me tell you something, sweetheart, | 0:29:05 | 0:29:07 | |
marriage is sacred and relationships are hard. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
You need to forgive yourself, let him forgive you and move on. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:15 | |
Thank you. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
And if that don't work, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
dress up like a tart twice a week and nosh him off. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
OK. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:32 | |
So today, we're going to discuss our triggers | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
and then look at alternative ways to cope with them, | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
but we need to be open about our problems so they don't fester | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
and become the elephant in the room. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
He has a name. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:43 | |
I mean, I don't know what it is but he has a name! | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
My name's Steve! | 0:29:49 | 0:29:50 | |
Exactly. What's your trigger then, Porky? | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
I'm prone to road rage. | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
What, when all the Little Chefs are shut? | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Thank you, Mrs Taylor. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:58 | |
Shut up, you old cow. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Ooh, Rusty's piping up. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Yeah, all right you two. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Who rattled your cage? | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
And by cage, I mean face. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
Mrs Taylor, please. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
Well, I think we know what her trigger is - | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
the elderly and magnets. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
Mrs Taylor! | 0:30:17 | 0:30:18 | |
BANGING ON WALL | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
Can we keep the noise down, please? | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
You want the wall fixed or not? | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
Why do you let her talk to me like this? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
What's the matter, Pinhead? MORE BANGING | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
That's not my name. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
No, what is it? | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
Pinead O'Connor? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
-DRILLING -What now? | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
-Pinbad the sailor? -Mrs Taylor, please! | 0:30:36 | 0:30:40 | |
Why does my husband have no eyebrows? | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
He looks insane. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
She said you'd leave me. I think I look distinguished. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
Excuse me, we are in the middle of a session here! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
Nosh him off?! Nosh him off?! | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
That's the advice you're giving my clients?! | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Well, I don't think it's a terrible idea. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
Get out, come on, all of you! Get out! | 0:30:58 | 0:30:59 | |
Is it Osama Pin Laden? | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
ALL NIGHT LONG BY LIONEL RICHIE PLAYS IN DISTANCE | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
It's Charlotte, my name is Charlotte! | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
Oh, listen, word of advice, love, | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
I'd keep that under your hat, if I were you. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
-What? -I said Charlotte! | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
-Charlotte? -Yes, Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte! | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
Shut up! Shut up, shut up, all of you! | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
Oh, and turn that fucking music off! | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
That's his trigger, by the way. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:27 | |
Argh! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
-# All night long -All night... # | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
What's this? Oh, oh, it's the Zumba-thon! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
Oh, is it now? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
There he is Pingu, Nellie, Dumbo, Polly. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:42 | |
A parrot?! A parrot?! | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
You did this, didn't you? You dreadful old witch! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
Oh, I honestly didn't, darling! | 0:31:48 | 0:31:49 | |
But I mean, it's come together like a dream, innit? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
I hate her! I hate her! | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:56 | |
What a fucking liberty! | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
-Are you ready to Zumba? -Lead on, Bernie! | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
ALL NIGHT LONG CONTINUES PLAYING | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
I'll kill her! I'll kill her like I killed that bastard parrot! | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
How was it this morning then, Nan? | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
Oh, yeah, it was good, love. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
I mean, I don't know if you're supposed | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
to have all ten sessions in one go, | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
but I think I can get away with it. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
-Have a Pop-Tart? -Oh. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
-Ah, it's all worked out lovely, innit? -Yeah. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
With the money we raised from the Zumba-thon, | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
we can make a really romantic paddock for the elephants. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
Ah, ain't that good news. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:41 | |
And because of Mr Fanee's meltdown, your case has been thrown out, | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
and he's been struck off. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
Everyone's a winner. Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
And, Nan, as much as you don't want to admit it, you do seem calmer. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:53 | |
Oh, I must admit, darling, you're right. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
I mean, that course was smashing. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
-Guess who! -Is it Bernie? Ha-ha-ha. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:05 | |
Hello, sweetheart. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:08 | |
Joannie, I've been thinking, since it's such a beautiful day, | 0:33:08 | 0:33:11 | |
would you do me the honour | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
of joining me for a brisk walk around the park? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
A brisk walk around the park? | 0:33:15 | 0:33:18 | |
Shove it up your arse! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
Oh, hold on. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
Oh. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:27 | |
Fucking cheap shit! | 0:33:27 | 0:33:29 |