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# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
# If you think we're on the run? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# We are the boys who will stop your little game | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
# We are the boys who will make you think again | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:22 | 0:00:27 | |
# If you think old England's done? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8.21 | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
# But he comes home each evening | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# And he's ready with his gun | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# So who do you think | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
# You are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
# If you think old England's done? # | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
You've been left holding the baby. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Yes, I have. Do you mind if | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
-I set this Lewis gun up while we talk? -Not at all. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
It's my first job every morning. In case of a sudden attack. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:09 | |
Quite... Now, the late Mr Johnson... | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
-As you know... -Excuse me a moment. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-PIKE! -Sir? -Tell Carter Patterson | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
to move their van. It's blocking our line of fire. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Sorry about that, Mr, er... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
The late Mr Johnson had no relatives... | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
Ah, this is my Chief Clerk. He's dealing with Mr Johnson's affairs. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:48 | |
When Mr Johnson died, | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
his only possessions were the clothes he stood up in | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
and his boat, the Naughty Jane. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
It has to be sold, but not many people want a boat in war-time. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:04 | |
There's another problem. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Unfortunately, his account was overdrawn. Here it is, sir. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:12 | |
£33.12/6d. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
Ah... Hmm... In that case, the boat becomes the property of the bank | 0:02:14 | 0:02:21 | |
and can be sold to offset this overdraft. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
Perhaps we could put an advertisement in the local paper. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:31 | |
Yes, do that, Wilson. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
I'll leave you my account, in case you do manage to sell the boat, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:39 | |
and there's any money left over. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-Oh...! Goodbye. -Goodbye. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
-I'll see you out. -Good day to you. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Here are the particulars of the rowing boat. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
15 feet long, four oars, seaworthy condition. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
You can't go rowing about in the sea in war-time! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
No, it's on the river. Anybody can go and look at it, if they want to. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:12 | |
Now, I think we... Wait a minute! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
-I've had an idea! -Be careful, sir! Please, be careful. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
River patrols! That's it, Wilson! | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Half a dozen determined armed men in a boat | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
could play havoc with the Nazis if they got a foothold! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Swift, silent patrols, hitting the enemy where it hurts most! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
Then disappearing into the night, silently cutting through the water. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:42 | |
-Muffled oars, of course. -Muffled oars...? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
That's how Wolfe captured Quebec - | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
rowed up the St Lawrence with muffled oars. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
What exactly ARE muffled oars? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Well... We'll ask someone about that. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
We're on duty five nights a week. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
The Novelty Rock Emporium, Godfrey's cottage, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
the gasworks, the railway bridge, mobile patrols. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:14 | |
I mean, really... It... It's too much. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Do I detect a slight lack of enthusiasm? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:22 | |
We must have some rest, sir. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
I realise that. I just want to try it out. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:29 | |
We'll try this boat out after tea this afternoon. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
I'll want six volunteers. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Detail Pike, Desmond, Frazer, Jones, Walker and Godfrey. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
All right, Sir... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Thank you all for coming. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
I'd also like to thank Sgt Wilson for mocking up this very good boat. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:56 | |
Thank you, sir. My nanny taught me how to do that in nursery. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
Did she? Take your place. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Right, sir. -Now, I want to work out some sort of drill with you. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:10 | |
There may be people watching | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
when we're on the river and we don't want to make fools of ourselves. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
With him in charge, what choice have we got?! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You may not believe this, but until yesterday, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I knew nothing at all about boats. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
I was a nautical virgin. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
I knew there was only one person who could help - Miss Beckworth. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
I told her about it and she gave me a little handbook - | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
"How to Handle Your Oars." | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
It's issued to the Sea Scouts. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
I can safely say I have mastered the basic points of boatmanship. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
If I go wrong, I'm sure Frazer will be glad to put me right. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:03 | |
Aye, I will! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Sorry I'm late, sir. I was playing bowls. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
That's a good omen - so was Drake. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-May I enquire what they're doing? -Sitting in a boat. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:19 | |
-Take your place. Forward. -For'ard. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-What? -The word is "for'ard." | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
Ah, yes, for'ard. We must get these things right. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
-Frazer is the cockswain. -Cocks'n! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
-Cocks'n, yes... I sit next to him here... -Aft! -On the aft. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:42 | |
I shall be in overall charge. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Move your legs, boy! Right, pass round the oars, Pike. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:53 | |
I volunteer to do that, sir! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
I was disappointed you wouldn't let me be the cockswain, sir. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
Oh, all right! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Thank you very much, sir. Right, here's your oars... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
Now, hold the oars vertically, with the blades in the air. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Right... Not quite so high, Pike. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
Bring it down, boy. That's right. Balance it on your thwart. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Now, when I give the command, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-"Ship oars," lower them down into the... -Rollocks! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
What did you say? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Rollocks. -Ah! Lower them down into the rowlocks. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:45 | |
Go on. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Now, on the command, "Catch," sink the blades into the water. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:57 | |
On the command, "Pull," you pull. When he says, "Up," you...up. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:03 | |
When he says, "Feather," you... Let's just try it. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Blades back, boys... Catch! Pull! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
Up! Feather! Catch! Pull! Up! Feather... | 0:08:12 | 0:08:18 | |
Hold it... Corporal! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
JONES! You're not keeping up! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
He ain't half giving the floor a good clean! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Now, if we want the boat to stop, | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
I give the command, "Hold water." Have you got that? "Hold water." | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
-Excuse me, sir... -Yes, Godfrey? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-I can do a little rowing, if it's needed. -Oh, thank you, Godfrey. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:48 | |
We'll carry on as we are for now. Let's have another go, Frazer. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Catch! Pull! Up! Feather! > | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Catch! Pull! Up! Feather! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Catch! Pull... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Feather! Catch! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Pull! Up! Feather! > | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Catch! Pull! Up! Feather! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Excellent, men. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Catch! Pull! Up! Feather! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
-Good idea of mine to have a practice. -It was indeed, sir. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
There's quite a few people watching. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
-I think we're making a good impression. -Yes, sir, awfully good. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
-Keep it up, son! -Yes, come on, Pike. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
You'll throw the whole stroke out. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-I can't help it. I feel sick. -But it's as calm as a millpond! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:43 | |
I still feel sick! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Hold water! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-You're showing us up in front of the public! -I can't help it. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:57 | |
Lie down in the bottom of the boat. I shall have to take your place. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:02 | |
-Is that wise? -You can observe | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
the correct procedure for walking about on a boat. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Catch! PULL! Up! Feather! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:20 | |
-Catch! PULL... -Captain Mainwaring! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Permission to stop catching up and pulling and feathering, sir. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
-It's getting a bit foggy. -It's only a bit of sea mist. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:34 | |
I know this stretch of water like the back of my hand. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
We'll just row to the mouth of the river, then turn back. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:44 | |
I can hardly see to read. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Blimey, it ain't half coming up. -Oh, all right, turn the boat round. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:58 | |
Aye, sir. You, stop rowing. You two, catch, pull, up, feather! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:05 | |
Catch! PULL! Up! Feather! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
All together! Catch! PULL! Up! Feather! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
-Are you sure you've turned the boat round? -Of course I have! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
-Can you see the bank, Wilson? -I can't even see YOU. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
-You'd better relieve me, so I can concentrate on the navigation. -Sir. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:29 | |
Pike... PIKE! Get in the bottom of the boat... | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-OW! You trod on me! -Frank, I'm sorry. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
I didn't know you were there. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-I'll take over the steering. -You know nothing about it! -Frazer! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:49 | |
-Is that wise? -I didn't ask you! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Right, all pull together. Come on, PULL! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
PULL! Put your back into it, Wilson! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
-I'm trying! -It'll soon be dark. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
-We won't be able to see a thing. -It's hardly crystal-clear now! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
Right, PULL! PULL... | 0:12:09 | 0:12:15 | |
Right, rest on your oars, men. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Thank goodness the mist is lifting. We should be well upstream by now. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Can you see the bank, Frazer? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
I'm having nothing to do wi' this. I wash my hands of the whole affair. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
No need to sulk about it. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-Uncle. -Yes? -I feel awful. Can I have a glass of water? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:44 | |
Don't be absurd! I don't have one! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:48 | |
Hang on, I'll get you water... | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
- That's full of germs! - Do you want a drink or not? There. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Eurgh! It's all salty! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Salt?! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
-Salt?! -SALT?! It IS! It's salt! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
If it's salt, we're at sea. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
-I thought you were a sailor! -YOU took over the steering! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:28 | |
Quiet, everybody, and let me think. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Permission to speak, sir! Why don't we all shout, "Help"? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
-Good idea. -Wouldn't "Ahoy" sound more urgent? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:46 | |
Yes, perhaps you're right. Right, we'll all shout together... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
ALL: AHOY! AHOY! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
-AHOY! -Ahoy... | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
I don't think anyone heard us, sir. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
If we rowed north, that would take us back to the shore. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:11 | |
Good thinking. Where's the north, Frazer? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:17 | |
Why ask me? You know it all! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Take another look at the back o' yer hand! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
-You're being very childish! -Ach! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Now, anybody here got any suggestions? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Moss grows on the north of trees, | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-if that's any help. -No, it's not! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:38 | |
Point the hour hand of a watch at the sun, | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
halve the angle between it and 12 o'clock, and that's south. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
-It happens to be dark, Corporal! -We could point it at the moon... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:53 | |
No, it must be the sun. We used to find our way like that in the Sudan. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:59 | |
There was a lot of sun out there, except at night, of course. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:05 | |
-The North Star might be a help. -You need the Great Bear for that. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:11 | |
That's a group of stars that looks like a milk saucepan. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
The handle points towards the north. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
If it was a saucepan, | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
-that's where you'd pour the milk. -Hence the Milky Way! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
HE GROANS | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Walker, I've rebuked you many times for passing stupid remarks, | 0:15:27 | 0:15:34 | |
but I'm glad the gravity of the situation | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
has not killed your lively Cockney humour. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
Chaps like you are the backbone of England. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
I'm only trying to keep us cheerful. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Precisely. It's comforting that we're all sticking together. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
-Captain Mainwaring... -Hm? -I'd like to apologise. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:09 | |
-I've behaved very badly. -Thank you, Frazer. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
Now, perhaps you'll tell us where the north is. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
-I can't. -Why not? -Because I don't bloody well know! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Do ye think I'd be sitting here wi' you stupid Sassenachs if I knew the way?! | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
-What about the stars? -It's too cloudy! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Sir... If you take a piece of cotton | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
with a needle on the end and dangle it over your hand, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:42 | |
it always swings towards the north. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
That's for pregnant women, to see if they'll have a boy or girl! | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
Yes, it's good for that, an' all. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
-Uncle Arthur. -What is it? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
I read a story in "Hotspur" once | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
about some men who were adrift for days and days in an open boat. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:13 | |
In the end, they got so hungry, | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
they had to draw lots to decide which one of them to eat. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:22 | |
-Who lost? -The captain. -You stupid boy! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:29 | |
I don't think I'd like to eat Mr Mainwaring. I know him too well. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
Oh, don't be silly, Frank! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
-Uncle Arthur... -What is it? | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Do you think I'll go blind? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
-What are you talking about? -They say if you do it, you'll go blind. | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
-Do what...? -Drink sea-water. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
You don't go blind from drinking sea-water. You go mad, instead. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
-Will I go mad? -Don't be silly. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-The Ancient Mariner did. -He drank rather more than you did! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
-What's the time, Wilson? -What? I'll just sit up a bit. It's rather difficult down here. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:31 | |
-Five o'clock. -Is it? -Yes, sir. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
All right, pay attention, men. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
It'll be light soon. We'll be spotted by a boat. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-What happens if we're not spotted? -There will be plenty of boats about. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:53 | |
Suppose it's a German boat, sir? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
There are no German boats in the ENGLISH Channel! | 0:18:54 | 0:19:00 | |
-Permission to speak, sir. -Hmm? -I can hear voices from over there! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
FAINT VOICES | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
There they are again, sir! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
By Jove, you're right! We must be near the shore! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:22 | |
-Let's all shout "Ahoy" together. -Is that wise? -Please, Wilson! | 0:19:22 | 0:19:28 | |
If we start shouting, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
they might mistake us for Germans and shoot at us. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
Yes, good thinking, Sergeant. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
We'll row in very quietly and then we'll all shout together. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:46 | |
Then they'll know we're British. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-Right. -Why don't we muffle our rollocks so they won't hear us? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:54 | |
Good idea. Did you find out about that, sir? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
-Well, er... -We could use our forage caps. -That's how it's done, sir. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:05 | |
All right. Take your places. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Well done, men. We made it. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
When I say go, | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
we all shout as loud as we can, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
"Ahoy there, we're British!" | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Ready? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
MEN SINGING: # Aupres de ma Blonde... # | 0:20:38 | 0:20:45 | |
Permission to speak, sir... I don't think we're in England. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:50 | |
My God! We've drifted across the Channel! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:54 | |
Perhaps we should surrender. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
We are armed and in uniform. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
I'll pretend I never heard that! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
We can't fight the German Army! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Why don't we shove off again? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
No, that's no good, Walker. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
It'll be light again soon. We'd be spotted at once in the open water. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:20 | |
We must creep ashore and hide | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
until the dark gets in. Start taking off your boots. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
(Keep close to the wall.) | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
SINGING CONTINUES | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-Captain Mainwaring? -Yes, Godfrey? -Could I be excused for a moment? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:49 | |
-Certainly not! -We were an awfully long time in that boat, sir. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
-You should have taken advantage of it! -My feet are killing me! | 0:21:54 | 0:22:00 | |
Look, there's a railway siding. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
We'll hide in one of the trucks. Come on. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Get in to one of these trucks. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
< SINGING CONTINUING | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
- Give us a light, mate. - Sure. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Ta. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
That racket's been going on all night! Some party, eh? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
They know how to celebrate, those French-Canadian pilots. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
- What's it in aid of? - Shooting down 50 Nazi planes. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:52 | |
- Has no-one complained? - After what they did?! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
You're right. Good luck to 'em! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Come along, come along! | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
-Right, everybody here? -Yes, sir. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
-Right, start putting your boots on. -But what will we do next? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:13 | |
Hide here till dark, then go and find the boat. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
We'll be here for a whole day! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
-Right... -We shall starve! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Nonsense! It'll do you no harm. You eat too much as it is. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
All right, settle down. We may as well get what rest we can. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
# The last time I saw Paris... # | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
-Mr Mainwaring! -What...? -Permission to worry you, sir. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
-What is it, Corporal? -Did-de-dum, did-de-dum, did-de-dum! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:12 | |
-The train's moving! -What?! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Good heavens! We're in the heart of the country! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:25 | |
We're in the middle of France! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
DON'T PANIC! We're in France! | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
-We're in the middle of France...! -All right, all right, settle down! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:36 | |
-Sergeant. -Sir? -Immobilise the weapons, | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
-so that they don't fall into enemy hands. -Sir. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Take the bolts out of your rifles and throw them out of the door. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:50 | |
-Take the spring out of that. -Right, sir. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:55 | |
-We'll have to surrender, after all. -Of course we won't! | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
-We'll drop off one by one and head back to the coast. -In these uniforms?! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:07 | |
Take your blouses off. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
We've got civilian shirts on. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
-Roll up your tunics and tuck them under your shirt. -Is that wise? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:18 | |
-Just get on with it. -We'll get shot as spies! -No, we won't. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:24 | |
If the worst comes to the worst, put the tunics back on. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:29 | |
Then they can't touch you. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
You're our inspiration, sir! What would we do without you? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:39 | |
We wouldnae be in this awful mess! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
Line up. Come on. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Line up... | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
We're in a very tricky spot, but the situation isn't hopeless. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:58 | |
Every time the train stops, we'll drop off one by one. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:04 | |
Then it's up to every man to get across the Channel the best way he can. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:11 | |
I'd like to say thank you to you all and wish you good luck. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:16 | |
-Good luck. -Sir. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Chin up, chin up. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Goodbye, Walker. -Good luck, sir. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
-Good luck, Frazer. -Cheeriebye, sir. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
You stick with me, Godfrey. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
-Goodbye, sir. -Goodbye, Corporal. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-TRAIN SLOWS -Well, this is it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
-Argh...! -Don't overdo it, sir. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
Right, Corporal, you're first. Open the door. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:54 | |
You're still wearing your hat, sir! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Hang on... | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Shut it! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
-We've stopped at a station! -I hope that man didn't see us! -Of course he saw us! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:14 | |
We'll bluff our way out. What's French for, "What is this station?" | 0:27:14 | 0:27:20 | |
Er... Qu'est-ce que c'est, la gare? Qu'est-ce que c'est, la gare? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Right, open it. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Bonjour, monsieur. Qu'est-ce que c'est la...la gare? | 0:27:31 | 0:27:37 | |
Eh? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Qu'est-ce que c'est la gare? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Oh, er, la gare est Eastbourne, actually. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:46 | |
-Why are you speaking French? -Because we're Briti... Er... | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
We're in England! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
-Waiting for the 12:30 to Walmington. -We can be back in time for lunch! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:04 | |
We're not getting on any train. We're going back up that track for those rifle bolts. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:10 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
Subtitles by Chas Donaldson BBC Scotland 1992 | 0:29:15 | 0:29:20 |