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# Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
# If you think we're on the run? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
# We are the boys who will stop your little game | 0:00:11 | 0:00:17 | |
# We are the boys who will make you think again | 0:00:17 | 0:00:22 | |
# Cos who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
# If you think old England's done? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
# Mr Brown goes off to town on the 8:21 | 0:00:31 | 0:00:36 | |
# But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
# So who do you think | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
# You are kidding, Mr Hitler | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
# If you think old England's done? # | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Good morning. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Good morning! -Good morning. -The usual coffee and biscuits, please. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
The ration's been cut to one and a half biscuits each. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
I'll give you extra sugar! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
How very kind of you. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-We try to keep up morale. -Thank you. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-I look forward to my coffee. Don't you? -Yes. -An oasis in the turmoil of strife. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:34 | |
In such a setting, it's hard to believe we're at war. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
Sir... | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
..did you have to bring that great big gun with you? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
"That great big gun"?! You talk like a nancy-boy! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
That 38 has never left me since it was issued. I take it everywhere! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:59 | |
How very inconvenient. Doesn't it get wet when you take a bath? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
That's the sort of flippant remark I'd expect from you. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
What would you do if a German came through that door? Go home for your rifle? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:15 | |
-Morning. -Morning. -Have you seen Charlie? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
-Who? -The fellow who helps me. I'm meeting him. -We've seen nobody. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:27 | |
-Here...Captain Mainwaring? -Mmm? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
-Will you do me a favour? -What? -Will you nip outside and watch out in case a copper comes? -Yes... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:39 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
I've got some things outside for Miss Fortescue. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
How dare you? You expect ME, the bank manager, to act as a lookout? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
I'll sneak 'em in the back, then! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
I want nothing to do with your black-market activities. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
I'll cancel that order of yours for whisky. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-It's not for me. -No, no. -My wife. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Medicinal, of course. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
I understand, sir, of course. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-Here we are. -Thank you. -Two coffees. -How lovely. -And three Rich Tea biscuits. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:23 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. -Thank YOU. -Thank you. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-I've no time for this black-market stuff, you know. -No. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
-I believe in fair shares for all. -I quite agree. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
So do I. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Come on, Mr Mainwaring. Here's your rifle, Uncle Arthur. Chop-chop! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
-Just a minute! What's all this? -A phone call from the police. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:52 | |
Walker? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
-No. A Nazi pilot's baled out. He's hanging from the town-hall roof! Come on! -WHAT? | 0:03:53 | 0:04:00 | |
Don't panic! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-There's a Nazi paratrooper dangling from the town hall! -Yes! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
-He's dangling! -We KNOW! We're just going! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-I'll get my bayonet! -You don't need your bayonet! -I do! When he comes down...they don't like it! -Go on! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:19 | |
Your hat. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Mind out! I'm risking it. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Get your rifle and go to the town hall. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
-You're shooting the mayor? -Never mind! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
-We'll get Frazer. Come on. -I'm coming! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
HODGES: Stand back now, come on! Do as you're told! Get 'em back! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:44 | |
Come on, now. Stand back! Do as you're told! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
WILL you stand back? There's nothing to see! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
It's only a German hanging from a parachute! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Hilfe! Hilfe! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
EXCITED WHISPERING | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
STAND BACK! If the ropes break, he could fall on us! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Could be nasty! > | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
They won't break. They make strong ropes, them Germans. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
< They make a lot of other things, too... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
..binoculars, and cameras, and telescopes, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
< and bicycles, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
air-guns, sewing-machines... Very good sewing-machines. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh, shut up, you silly old fool! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Excuse me! Thank you. Can I get through? Sorry. Excuse me. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
It's our brave lads! Give a cheer! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
CROWD: HURRAY! HURRAY! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Excuse me! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Who do you think you're shoving, Napoleon? I'm in charge here! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
I won't discuss it! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I've got a position of authority and you undermine it! How dare you show me up? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:55 | |
This helmet means something! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
It means you're very boring. Go away! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Like I said, he's dangling! How we gonna undangle him? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
-Yes, how? -We'll think of something. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
He's in no position to do us much trouble. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
A wounded jackal is most dangerous when he's cornered. Come on! | 0:06:11 | 0:06:17 | |
He's got no respect for my helmet whatsoever! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
The Germans make good helmets. Good boots, too. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:29 | |
Wait for me! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
-You've got to get him down! -We'll do our best, Mr Gordon. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
-I -am responsible for the town hall. I cannot have a German dangling here. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:54 | |
What WILL the council say? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-How do we get up there? -I'll show you. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
-This way. -That's the way up. -I see. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-But it's not very safe! -Oh! Why's that? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
The staircase was burned down by a fire bomb last year. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
They've put up scaffolding, but the town clerk's right it doesn't look safe. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:21 | |
-Where have you been? -Shopping, then I heard a commotion. Can I be of any assistance? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:27 | |
Sir? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
I doubt it. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
What have you got there? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-My sister Dolly's air cushion. It's been mended. -Couldn't they wrap it? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
-No. -That's a disgrace, to make you walk about like that! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:46 | |
-They don't wrap things. It's the war. -Jones! -So many changes... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
They could have put a bit of paper round it. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:55 | |
-It's a disgrace. -Jones! -Look at it! They could have wrapped it. | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
-They could have... -Mr Mainwaring! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-May I remind you that there's a German dangling from the roof? -I know! We're going up! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:11 | |
-Why bother? -What? -Put the rubber ring down below to break his fall! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:17 | |
Any more remarks like that and you'll leave the town hall. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
Sir! I'm volunteering to shin up that ladder! Let me! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
I think Frank ought to go up first. He IS the youngest. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
That's not fair! I can't stand heights. I'm a martyr to vertigo. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:37 | |
-I'm going! -I won't let you sacrifice yourself! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Hilfe! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
HI...LFE! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
-Hilfe! -All right, I can hear you! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
-I can hear you. I'm coming. -Hilfe! -All right! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
-All right. -Bitte, mein Herr. Bitte! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
It's no good trying to apologise! Now then! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
-Hilfe! -Handy hup! Put your hands up! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
I will, I'll get you out of here, don't worry. You stay there. Don't you move! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:14 | |
-Schnell! -Never mind the smell. It's nothing to do with it. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:19 | |
He's still here, sir. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-What shall we do? -You cover him. I'll parlay with him. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:27 | |
You pay attention. My captain is going to parlay you. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
Further resistance is useless! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
In the name of the King, I demand that you surrender. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:43 | |
It's not easy, is it? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-How is he? -If he's a crack Luftwaffe pilot, I'm not impressed. Looks like something the cat dragged in. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:53 | |
Not smart, not like our own brave RAF boys. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
I wonder... | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-How would you feel, dangling 150 feet up? -None of that talk! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:04 | |
He's in a blue funk! Pull yourself together! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Ich kann nicht verstehen. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
-What's German for "pull yourself together"? -I've no idea, sir. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
He's in a terrible state. You feel sorry for him. He looks awful. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:21 | |
-How will we get him in? -We need a pole. -Yes. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
I've an idea. If we use the hand off the clock, that should do it. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:32 | |
Good idea! See if you can reach. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-Give him a hand, Jones. -This is vandalism. You can't desecrate the clock! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:41 | |
Why not? It doesn't work! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
It's been ten past three since 1939! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-It's a German clock. -What's that? -Look on the dial. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
That settles it. Get the hand off! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
That used to be pretty. It played nursery rhymes every 15 minutes. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:04 | |
-And figures used to come out and round. -Typically German. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
I can't reach. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Where have you BEEN, Frank? -I had to come up slowly cos the ladders wobbled. -Oh, I see. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:18 | |
-He's still there? -Yes. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Is he fighting you? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Of course not, you stupid boy. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
I can't bring him in. I can't reach him. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
Try a wee bit further! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Hang on! I'm not a giraffe! If only he could swing himself. -Good idea. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:45 | |
Swing yourself in here! Swing... | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-What's German for "swing"? -No idea, sir. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
-You're not contributing much! -No, sir. -TRY and take an interest! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
Hey, Fritz! Swing! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Swing! You know, cha-cha-cha! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
< Cha-cha-cha?! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
He'll know "In the Mood". Right. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
# Mister, what d'you call it what you're doing tonight? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
ALL: # I hope you're in the mood because I'm feeling all right... # | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
-He's crying. -I'm not surprised after that terrible row. -He's an idiot. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:23 | |
-He doesn't understand anything. -Let's try something German. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:28 | |
What about Offenbach's "Tales of Hoffmann"? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-It has a lovely swing. -I'm not having German songs. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
We've got to get him in somehow. Ready? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Altogether! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
# La-la la-la, la-la la-la | 0:12:43 | 0:12:48 | |
-# La-la la-la, la-la... -Mr Mainwaring, there's a pole here. If I can cut it free, we can use it. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:56 | |
-# La-la la-la... # -All right! That's not getting us anywhere. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
-We must get a pole from somewhere. -I've got a pole! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
-Ah... No, don't take that off! No! -It's coming! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
LOUD CRASHING | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Oh, dear! It's broken. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Vandals! Hooligans! It took me and my men two days to rig those ladders! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:37 | |
How will they get down? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
I don't know and I don't care! They can stay up there forever and starve! Ruining my ladders! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:47 | |
They didn't mean to. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
You know what I'm going to do now? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
I'm going to give him a piece of my mind. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
He won't hear. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
He will! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Because I'm going to shout loud, and when I want to shout loud, I can shout VERY LOUD INDEED! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:05 | |
Don't say anything you'll regret. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
You silly old fool! We'll never get down now. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
We're marooned! Marooned! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
I'm so sorry, and I'm going to do everything you tell me to do, no matter how dangerous. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:26 | |
I'll make any sacrifice in order to regurgitate myself. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
Hilfe! Hilfe! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
HILFE! | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
We'll work it out. Let's get HIM in. I'm sick of him whining. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
Right, sir. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
I hope you stay up there forever, so I can enjoy this war in peace! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:51 | |
Because I DO enjoy it! I've never enjoyed anything so much in my life as being chief warden. I love it! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:58 | |
And YOU always spoil it! | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
He'll never hear you. You need a megaphone. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
The Germans make good megaphones... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
..loudspeakers, radios, gramophones. Very good gramophones... | 0:15:08 | 0:15:13 | |
Shut up, you silly old fool! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
How dare you? You're a very common, rude and nasty fellow! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Don't start! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Hello, Mr Hodges. Look! He hasn't fallen. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
It's not too late. We haven't missed anything. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-Pass auf! -Pull! -Pass auf! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
FRAZER: You'll break his leg! | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Well, he shouldn't have come! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
WALKER: I've got him. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Langsam! Langsam! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
You'll have to release him from the parachute. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
-How? -PIKE: I know. See that buckle? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
There turn it to the left, then hit it. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
-I saw it in a film Googie Withers was in it. GOOGIE WITHERS! -All right! Never mind. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:58 | |
Sir, I should like to turn the German to the left and punch him. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:04 | |
-Let me! -Get on with it! | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Aaah! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
It won't open, sir. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
-Nein! -You got to be cruel to be kind. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
A turn to the left is on British parachutes. They have a left-hand thread on the continent. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:27 | |
Typically foreign! Turn it to the right! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Nein! Nein! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Jones is hitting the German! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Where? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
Right across the gargoyles! | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
That's not in the Geneva Convention. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
It's very near it! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
More of our brave lads! Give a cheer! CROWD: HURRAY! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
What's happening, Mr Godfrey? Mr Mainwaring's marooned up there! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:57 | |
Better get him down. Mr Hodges? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Don't ask ME to help. I won't discuss it. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
-I -know how. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
How, Vicar? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
By using my skill. Help me carry my paraphernalia. Very well. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:14 | |
Gott sei Dank! Vielen Dank, mein Herr! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
None of those foreign tricks. Cover him, Jones. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Watch it! Just cos I haven't got a bayonet, doesn't make any difference. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:30 | |
Now, I'm going to... | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-I'm going to drop this note... -Yes? -..over the side. -I see. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
It won't go straight down. Do you realise that? It's bound to flutter for miles. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:44 | |
-Well done, Wilson. Just testing you. -Ah. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Mr Mainwaring? This'll do the trick. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
Ah. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Madman! That could've killed me! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
There's a message. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Right! Now I'll send HIM a message. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
You could have killed someone. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-I was only using my initiative. -Look! Hodges is chalking a reply. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:26 | |
-What did yours say, sir? -"How will we get down?" | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
What does he say? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
"How...will...you... get...down?" | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
CROWD: Ooh! Madman! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-What was the message? -None at all. I was aiming at the warden. -Good. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:47 | |
Clearly we'll get no help. We must use our initiative, | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
and...and work out our own salvation. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Captain Mainwaring, why not have each of us suggest a way down, then you pick the best? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:07 | |
Well...it's worth a try, I suppose. Better than nothing. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:13 | |
-Mr Mainwaring? -Yes? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
If we got the parachute, we could float down. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
-Sir? -Yes? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
MUFFLED SHOUTS AND ECHOES | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
Oh, dear...! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
If we pulled the parachute in, we could tear it into strips, and plait it, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:39 | |
make a long rope, then slide down it. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
What are you sniggering at? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
It sounds like a bit of a platitude. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-Captain Mainwaring? -Yes? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
I mind the time, many, many years ago... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
..on the furthest point of the Western Isles... | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
Two brave lighthouse-keepers were marooned. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Their stair had collapsed, and THEY were cut off. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
WHISPERS: Just like us... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Well...they were up there for two long months, | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
and in the end they decided there was only one way to get down. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:27 | |
And what was that? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
They dismantled the lighthouse... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
..brick by brick... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
That's not very sensible. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Maybe not. Don't forget, they'd been up there so long... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
..well, they'd both gone quite mad... | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
Did you hear me? Mad... | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
MAD! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
MAD! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
It's your turn, Wilson. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
I'm thinking of a fairy story that my old nanny used to tell. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:10 | |
Yes... | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
A beautiful princess was locked in a tower. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
She was rescued by a handsome prince. You know how he did it? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:21 | |
No idea. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
He shot an arrow to the top of the tower. Attached to it was a piece of twine, and eventually a rope. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:30 | |
She pulled them all up, and the prince was able to climb up and rescue her. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:37 | |
There you are... Wasn't that nice? | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
I don't think I can take much more... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
It's like a bad dream. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
-Walker? Say something sensible, for heaven's sake! -Let's use this rope. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:58 | |
-What rope? -This rope. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
There's a weight on it. If we wind it up, then put it down there, then wind it down, we can climb down it. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:07 | |
Well done! I saw it some time ago I was wondering who would spot it first. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:14 | |
-Wind it up. Come and help, Pike. -Yes, sir. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
It ain't half stiff. It certainly is. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:23 | |
There's a brake on it. Knock it off, will you? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
-Yes, righty-ho. -Give me your hand. -That'll be all right, yes. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:32 | |
-PIKE: Careful. -I can manage it all right. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-Now we're getting somewhere! -That's it. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
BONG! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Muffle the bell! People will think it's an invasion! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
-BELLS PLAY: "Pop Goes the Weasel." -Don't panic! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
DON'T PANIC! | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Aaagh! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
-I'm out! -Careful, sir! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
It's stopped! It's not supposed to do that! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
-It should go round and in again. -Aaah! -Careful! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:20 | |
-What am I going to do? -Stay there until it chimes again. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
I can't! It's a bit nefarious up here! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
WALKER: Get hold of the hand, move it 15 minutes, and it should start. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:36 | |
-Right. -Careful, for heaven's sake. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
Careful, for heaven's sake, Jonesy! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
I'm going to be careful, I'm going to be... | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
JONES! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Careful... | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
-Have you got it? -Yes. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
It's a bit stiff. Wait a minute. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Come on, hurry up! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-Jonesy! -All right! I'm being as quick as I can. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
Aaaagh! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
-Jones! -Aaagh! Aaagh! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
Someone grab him! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Help! Help! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
I've done it! I've done it! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
Well done! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
BONG! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
The bell! Pike! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Damn! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
-It's ruined! It cost me 8s 6d in 1911! -Time you had a new one! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
-WALKER: You should be coming in now, Jonesy. -Come on. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:46 | |
Ow! Ow! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Ow! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Ow! | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Ow! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Ow! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
-Ow! -Don't make such a fuss! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
It's only a wooden sword. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
I do not like it. I don't! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Come on, Jonesy. Back you come. Come on. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
Mind your head. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
-Get him off. Get him off, quickly! -Oh! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
-PIKE: Are you all right? -Yes. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
-BONG! BONG! -Do the necessary! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Be careful, for heaven's sake. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Don't you worry! I'm not making that mistake twice. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
CONFUSED SHOUTS | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Look at that! There used to be three... | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
I don't know... Aaagh! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Aaagh! It's the reaper! The reaper! The reaper! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
I'm being reaped! I'm being reaped, sir! | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
-What shall I do? -Stay there till they go back. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-I can't! -WALKER: They're coming back. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
SHOUTING | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
And don't go out there again! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-I didn't do it on purpose! They made me! -Pull yourself together! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:49 | |
I want some sensible suggestions on how to get down better than the last ones! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:56 | |
-And yours was the stupidest! -Really? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
KERRANG! | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Look at that, sir! Good heavens! Good lord, what's this? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
"Attached to the arrow is a length of thread... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
"..and then some twine, and attached to the twine is a rope." | 0:27:12 | 0:27:19 | |
Isn't that nice? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
How clever! However did you think of that? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
A fairy story my nanny told. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
I'd heard you're an expert on fairies! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 |