Episode 5 Delete, Delete, Delete

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Hello, I'm Patrick Kielty. Welcome to Delete, Delete, Delete,

the show where celebrities give us

an access-all-areas pass to their laptop to see

if they're as entertaining online as they are on telly!

I know, I wouldn't do it either, but, thankfully, these three will!

LAUGHTER First up, a comedian and radio host

who once worked in the Houses of Parliament.

I know what you're thinking -

politicians, DJs and internet searches -

what could possibly go wrong? It's Matt Forde!

CHEERING

-How are you?

-Good!

Next up, a brilliant novelist and a newspaper journalist.

In one job, she's required to make up stories

which have absolutely no basis in fact.

In the other, she writes books.

LAUGHTER Please welcome Grace Dent!

CHEERING

Mwah! Mwah!

And, finally, a man who, in the world's biggest boyband,

was Flying Without Wings, but can he surf the internet

and still be the nicest man in pop? Let's hope so! It's Kian Egan!

CHEERING

-How you doing?

-I'm good.

-Very good!

-Ah! Thanks for coming on.

-Thanks for having us on.

-Thanks for having us.

-Before we start, can we confirm that these are yours?

-Yes, they are.

-Yes.

OK. Do you want to call anyone before we begin?

-LAUGHTER

-No!

-No, we're OK.

I do feel a little bit nervous about giving it over to you

because it is, it's very, very personal, because...

I mean, I'm welded to my laptop.

-You do clear your history, right?

-Every... Well, that...

This has got me into trouble before. I do clear my history!

-Good.

-But you think you've cleared it and then you go...

-Somebody goes to use Google and it fills in...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-..what you've been looking at before!

-Yeah.

-Will we start with you, Kian?

-Go on, why not?

-Yeah, go on, OK.

So, there is one site that Kian looks on four to six times a day.

-Yeah.

-It's not Facebook, it's not Twitter, it is this.

-Yes!

-Oh!

-Which is Windguru.

-Yes.

-This is a site that does what, exactly?

This is a site that gives you information that you then need

to understand how to process as to when the surf is going to be good.

The weather?

-LAUGHTER

-Yeah, yeah!

-OK, so, if you like, the top line...

-Yes?

..right, is obviously the date, and then the next line is

your wind speed, and then the next line... It keeps going.

It goes down to rainfall, to cloud cover,

so then you've got to understand what way the wind is coming from,

and then you've got to understand what part of the coastline you're on

to be able to tell whether the surf will be good or not.

So what you're saying is that you live in Ireland

and you need a website to try to work out when it's windy and rainy?

LAUGHTER

Is that what's going on there?

-No, that...

-Cos most of us just look out the window and go,

"It's shite again today!"

So when did you first start surfing?

Well, I started surfing when I was about 22, I think.

-Was this before Westlife? During?

-No, during Westlife.

-Probably about two or three years in.

-Hmm.

-Did you get any of the other lads involved?

-They were never that keen.

They came along to watch a few times. I remember Shane came down.

When we were in New Zealand, he came down to one of the beaches

and watched and, you know, South Africa and places like that,

where the weather was nice, where you could sit on the beach

-without getting rained on...

-Yeah.

-..they would come the odd time

and go, "I'll come down to the beach and watch you surf."

So where do you live now, then? Where do you do most of your surfing?

I live in Sligo, in Ireland,

-in a little village...

-Thank you for telling me where that is(!)

-It was just in case!

-APPLAUSE

Just in case!

So, then, Matt, I've noticed that some of the sites you've been on,

you're quite partial to...

-I'm so scared!

-..to memorabilia.

-Oh, yes! Yes, that's fine!

-You like a little bit of memorabilia.

-That's what I call "daytime browsing".

-Ah, OK, yes.

-So that's all fine.

-Here's some of the items you've been looking at.

-Quality! You're going on holiday, you want to look...

-The first time

anyone has used the word "quality" with Nottingham Forest for 15 years!

-Have they?!

-Would somebody actually spend £10 on that, though?

-Did you...?

-Well, I did! I bought it!

-He bought this!

-I bought it!

-Aw!

-You genuinely bought this?

-What's wrong?

-I've got my Forest cufflinks on as well!

-Hold them still.

A lot of the cameramen have been drinking.

-LAUGHTER

-Let's have a look.

-Let me have a look.

-They're lovely.

-Look how they glisten!

-What are they made of?

-Just metal!

-Oh.

I don't think my shopping habits have really changed

-since I was nine years old.

-Hmm.

Just anything that's got a Forest crest on it.

-I've got a Forest duvet cover...

-SOME LAUGHTER

-..a Forest wallet, a Forest tracksuit...

-Matt, what age are you?

-Why would you do that, Matt?

-I think...

-Why would you do that?

Because, if I'm going to wear stuff that I like,

I might as well have something I like on it!

-Can I ask a personal question?

-But the duvet!

-Yeah?

-Have you got a woman in your life?

-I was going to say!

-Ha-ha!

-I was going to say!

-You know what? I have, right!

-And she puts up with that?

-She bought me the Forest duvet cover!

-Yeah, but she's thinking...

-LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT KIAN

-What are you thinking to yourself, Grace?

-You would think it was

a certain type of person, that you actually aren't.

You're really, like, sweet and gentle,

and that is the towel of a monster!

Oh, I don't know! It just... But then, saying that, if I saw that,

there would be an element of me that thought you were

-what I call a fixer-upper.

-Fixer-upper? What's a fixer-upper?

It's when you meet a man who is single, but he's single for

-a lot of really good reasons.

-Yeah. LAUGHTER

And you get in with them, you inveigle your way in,

until you're indispensable, and then you throw all that stuff out!

-Really?

-Oh!

GRACE LAUGHS

There's been a lot of my stuff has actually been through out!

-I'm just mentally going through this now, Grace!

-Ah-ha!

There must be people out there, that are grown men, that have a crest of

-a football team on it. There must be.

-OK, let's ask our audience.

Is there any grown man... SOME MEN GIGGLING

-..that has a football club duvet on his bed?

-Come on, please!

-Currently?

-There's gotta be!

-Not one single...

Now, bearing in mind, we aren't shy in this town

about actually saying we've got a flag or an emblem anywhere!

HUGE LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

This isn't the response that I think you want!

-MATT LAUGHS

-There must be!

OK, so we've delved into your sport.

-Yeah.

-Your other big passion - politics.

-Oh, yeah, I love it!

You have a little look for some political memorabilia

-as well, don't you?

-Oh, yeah, I like collectable things.

On some of the party's websites,

they sell stuff that I don't know why anyone would buy!

HUGE LAUGHTER

-Now, this...

-Why would you buy that?!

-This is a real thing!

-I would. I like that.

-This is an actual item.

-In tribute to Margaret Thatcher...

-Yeah.

..this is a bib for little...for babies!

I mean, the irony of breast-feeding a child

wearing a bib of a woman called The Milk Snatcher!

-Yeah.

-You'd be sort of tempted to get it halfway to the teat

and go, "Uh, uh, uh, uh!"

It's a weird thing to see a Margaret Thatcher range for kids

because she wasn't fond of "minors", really, was she?

LAUGHTER AND SOME JEERING

Oh, come on!

Er, now, we do have some other bits and pieces here

that you were looking at. This is the, er,

the Scottish Labour rain jacket.

-I know, yeah.

-There it is. MATT LAUGHS

That was just after the election.

I think they've airbrushed the noose out of that picture.

LAUGHTER

-MATT CACKLES

-Why would you go out wearing that?!

"All right, mate? Where'd you get your jacket?"

"Burberry, where'd you get yours?"

"Scottish Labour."

-You just wouldn't wear it!

-Do you remember about your duvet cover?

But that's different! That's completely different!

-SHE LAUGHS

-Football...

-Football is always cool - that's just a rule of life.

-OK!

Now, Kian, you were in one of the biggest boybands in the world, OK,

so there's no surprise that there's lots of stuff,

-lots of memorabilia with your face on it.

-Oh, right, yeah.

You've obviously seen quite... quite a lot of this stuff.

Well, you know, I'll be honest, I have most of it cos why not?

-You know, my dad, bless him, when he was alive...

-Really?

-Yeah, well,

when my dad was alive, if anything Westlife came out,

a magazine cover or whatever, he would always buy it and keep it

and put it in boxes and, um, you know, I kept it all - why not?

Have you got these?

-Ha-ha!

-Aw! They're beautiful!

-They're unofficial, so no!

Those are unofficial?

I would never have guessed that those were unofficial(!)

That's post-Westlife as well cos I never had a beard in Westlife.

Is this the kind of thing that, when people came backstage to try

to do meet and greet, that they would be wearing this kind of...?

-Most of the people would have our faces tattooed on their back.

-Huh?!

And then they'd ask you to sign it and then they'd go away

and get your autograph tattooed underneath your face.

I never understood the tattoo thing.

-I always thought that that was ten steps obviously too far.

-Yeah.

Then I'd be like, "What are you going to do if the band breaks up?

"What are you going to do if, you know,

"your husband doesn't want to be looking at my face any more...

-"when he's doing you from behind?"

-I love the way...

HUGE LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

-Er, Grace?

-Yes?

-You spend a lot of time looking at this.

-Oh, yes, I do!

-We Want Plates.

-Now, what is all this about?

-See, I'm a restaurant critic in London

and one of my biggest bugbears is

how we are starting to do away with plates.

-I don't know if this is happening around here.

-SOME PEOPLE: Yes!

I feel understood already! Now, it's when you go to somewhere

and you - say you just get burger and chips -

and the chips arrive and they're in a plimsoll.

It's trying to make things cool and edgy and trendy - it doesn't work.

Plates... It wasn't a thing that we'd got sick of!

We like plates! Plates - it's a horizontal surface,

so that you can see all the food and then you can match bits up...

-You're with me, aren't you?

-Yeah!

-So you can have your ketchup here!

I don't want my things in a goldfish bowl!

And this site, this is... These people understand me.

-This is you.

-Oh, my God, there I am!

-Yes!

-Oh, there I am!

-You see? We went on to your Twitter machine.

-Now...

-That was... "Twitter machine"?

-Where was this?

This restaurant is called Hotel Chantelle. It's not there any more.

-It closed.

-Did you give it a bad review?

-I gave it a bad review.

-Did it close because of the review?

-Well, no, it... I mean...

-I didn't help, but...

-LAUGHTER

It closed because they were serving... That was £28!

That's bacon on a washing line!

LAUGHTER

We want plates!

Well, these are some of the actual pictures

-that are on the website.

-Yeah.

-Some of the stuff that has been served.

-There you go - shepherd's pie!

-AUDIENCE GROANS

-Yeah, but...

-Shepherd's pie!

-Yeah, but in defence of that...

-No, there's no defence!

-No, but that is a pint of pie!

-Yeah, but...

-What man or, these days, woman,

-wouldn't want that in their life?!

-Yeah.

-And I get what you're saying.

-Aw, imagine just necking a pie!

-But if you've got the shepherd's pie

in a pint, it's fundamentally changing the ratio

-of the mince to the potato.

-Just go like that!

To me, as an Irishman, I'm thinking a pint

with potato in it is probably... GRACE LAUGHS

..one of the greatest things that could ever...be conjured up!

The problem is - and I know a lot of chefs, and I do like chefs -

but they don't get a lot of fresh air.

MATT GIGGLES

And they're tired cos they don't... And this is what happens!

-This seems like a good idea!

-At the time?

-Yeah!

Here's another one.

There you go!

-Croquettes in a shoe!

-Aw, it looks like a smelly shoe as well!

-Exactly!

These are croquette... They aren't cut off toes or...

LAUGHTER

That's it! If I do run for government,

this is one of the things I'll be running on, this ticket.

Do we agree that we should bring back plates?

-AFFIRMATION AND APPLAUSE

-Thank you.

OK. Now, one of the greatest joys that comes from the internet

is the viral video. Now, all three of you like a viral video.

GRACE LAUGHS

-Yeah.

-Grace, we're coming to you

because this is your most watched video.

PULSATING TECHNO MUSIC

LAUGHTER

PANELLISTS LAUGH

LAUGHTER

TECHNO BEAT INTENSIFIES

MATT CACKLES

LAUGHTER

-That's fantastic.

-Wow!

APPLAUSE

I...

One of the greatest things about being this age now is that

I did my time of going out

and making a fool of myself before Facebook,

-before...

-Oh, yeah.

-You know? There's no pho...

There is no photos of me looking...

-There's no evidence.

-..like this. Right? And I would've been...

Exactly. And I would have been in these clubs, looking like this,

but there's no photos. We don't document our lives, do we?

But now my age group is starting to put them up on YouTube. You know?

Cos they might have, like, a little bit of footage like this,

so I just can't stop watching them because...

-In case you're in them.

-Exactly!

-LAUGHTER

-Kian, were you into the rave scene?

-Er... Not really.

I kind of grew up listening to heavy metal a little bit

-more than rave.

-So, did you have any dance moves?

There was quite specific Westlife dance moves, wasn't there?

Show me the main one, Patrick. I know you're able to.

Well, no, I don't know. Like, what was the...? Come on!

We'll... Come on. Hop up. hop up.

We'll all... We can do this. We can...

GRACE CACKLES

-Westlife..

-How did it work?

-So, if you were singing a little ballad...

-Yeah.

How would that work? So, is there a move?

Is there a ballad move whenever...?

All depends on the song, really, you know, but...

-Show us a move and we can...

-Yeah, yeah.

Depends on the song! Well, I suppose it's the... Well, OK,

I suppose the average one would be a step-click, right?

-OK, what's a step-click?

-Step, two, three, click.

Step, two, three...

# Everybody's looking for that something... #

Two, three...

# One thing that makes it all complete... #

He's very awful.

GRACE GIGGLES

# You find it in the strangest places... #

Aw! Awwww!

# Places you never knew it could be... #

GRACE LAUGHS

This is my bit.

# Some find it in...

# The face... The love of... #

The face of the children!

The children! The face of the children!

# Some find it in their lover's eyes... #

-They do.

-Bring us home, Matt, bring us home.

LAUGHTER

# Who can deny the joy it brings

# When you find that special thing?

# You're flying without wings. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MATT SQUEALS EXCITEDLY

Oh, I've always wanted to do that!

Oh, I've always wanted to do that!

LAUGHTER

-We couldn't tell(!)

-LAUGHTER

-Oh!

-We couldn't tell at all(!)

That was probably the greatest moment of my life.

LAUGHTER

Now I feel like I'm in a boyband. I don't need that duvet any more.

-You don't need it!

-No!

LAUGHTER

-You need a different duvet.

-Yeah!

LAUGHTER

So, when are you guys reforming? Because I think Matt...

We just did!

To be fair, I've got the body to be Brian McFadden.

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER AND SLIGHT CHEERING

Brian McFadden left the band after four years,

so if we were reforming, we won't be reforming with Brian McFadden.

AUDIENCE OOHS

LAUGHTER AND SLIGHT APPLAUSE

MATT CACKLES

LAUGHTER

Let me just... Can I just get that in there right now? OK?

LAUGHTER

He left us! High and dry, Patrick!

I don't want him back in the fuckin' band!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Now, Matt, you have a very specific type of clip that...

-Yeah, yeah.

-..you like to look at.

Now, anybody who's eaten anything should probably look away now.

-Oh! N...

-Stay with it!

You've got force yourself to watch it!

-It's good for you to watch it.

-Pig!

It's good for you to watch it. It's a test.

-Watch it.

-No!

GROANING

Oh, my God!

LAUGHTER AND GROANING

No!

Ahhhh!

Yeah!

Do you know? Every day, somebody...

Somebody, one of my friends, tries to send me one of these.

These are really big. I don't mean the spots, but these are

really big, a big deal at the moment.

There is something obviously very soothing and very...

-Therapeutic.

-Yeah.

There was a mate of mine's more into it than I am

and we were working on a thing, and he showed me one once

where this guy has got one on the back of his neck

and the doctor has to make an incision,

and, like, a golf ball-sized ball of pus... Have you seen it yet?

-It's amazing, isn't it?

-Are we fans of this type of stuff?

-Come on, be honest.

-There's people in the audience!

Be honest, who has watched one of these online? Come on.

There! Look, look, look!

-Cos the most famous YouTube channel that features this...

-Yeah.

..has over 300 million views.

AUDIENCE GASPS

For me, I feel that this stuff is popular

because people have no shame any more.

-I watch that show on Channel 4, Embarrassing Bodies.

-Oh, I love it.

-No!

-I find that too much.

-For me, whenever I was at school,

if you had a pimple on your nose, you wouldn't get on the bus.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

And now, embarrassing means something completely different now.

-I mean, if you have got balls like a space hopper...

-Yeah.

..or labia like elephant's ears,

you call up Channel 4.

Four million viewers going, "Oh! I'm scundered!

"I'm so embarrassed!"

What...?!

Now, one of the most popular things online these days

are dating websites

and one of you guys has...

Well, yeah...

Guess which one it is, the guy with the football bedspread.

So talk us through this, Matt.

Why did you go on? Did you have any success?

It was a few years ago, I was single

and I thought, "I will try a bit of internet dating."

There is still a bit of a taboo around it, isn't there?

Admitting that you've done internet dating.

I think it's started to become weirder to have just met each other

-without the internet now.

-Do you think?

Whenever I was courting, we basically just went out

-into a dark room and drank until we could face it.

-Yeah.

-That was basically it, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

It's that thing now that people just stay in

and they don't leave their house until it is game on.

They just sit and... HE MAKES CAMERA CLICKING SOUND

-..just pictures of their bits.

-Oh, it is. It is!

People just sit there, sending pictures of their Kennedys

to people. It is like... HE MAKES CAMERA CLICKING SOUND

It's Jack and Bobby, Terry in the middle with a big head. What do you think?

But in a few years' time,

Tinder and these are all going to be really old-fashioned.

The thing that we are moving into is face recognition technology,

so we will have glasses where I would push the side

to try to register your face, and it would give me information about you

so I could chat you up.

-So you find out information about the other person?

-Yeah.

What I do quite like about that is that if that's the future,

-that means people will reminisce, misty-eyed.

-Yeah.

Grannies and Grandads sat there, going, "Remember the good old days,

-"when I just used to send you a photo of my cock?"

-Yeah.

"It has all gone mad now, hasn't it?"

That's exactly it.

OK, time now for some of the things that you guys have been

asking the internet.

Matt, let's have a look at some of your searches.

MATT LAUGHS

These are genuine searches. LAUGHTER

"How many calories in a pork pie?"

"Can I eat curry and lose weight?"

-I love curry.

-Yes.

-But I eat so much that I put on weight.

You are not eating them hot enough.

I just thought, you know, sometimes, when your mind wanders,

you have had a couple of beers and you think, "We landed

"men on the moon in 1969 and they can't make a zero calorie curry."

LAUGHTER

-What is progress?

-Yes.

-Anyway, all this worry makes me hungry!

Do Greggs deliver?

I mean, I Google that regularly in the hope that it will trend

-and they go, "We should."

-Yeah.

I am on top of all of this stuff.

Pork pies.

I mean, who doesn't?

I love the fact that these two appeared to have been just

searches one after the other. "How many calories in a pork pie?"

You found out the answer. The next question...

The worst thing is, I was in the supermarket shopping

and, obviously, there is less calories in a small pork pie,

but I bought three of them and ate all of them.

Tiny ones.

It's too much.

And, finally, Kian,

these are the questions you have asked the internet.

LAUGHTER

Oh!

We are curry brothers, man!

Yeah, bro. Don't get me wrong, I never said I don't love them.

"Interesting things to do with the sweet potato",

I think we should probably move on...from that one.

How long does a Maltese terrier live?

Well, I've got a little dog, he is a Maltese terrier, obviously,

and he is ten and, you know, he's slowing down,

and I didn't know what the life expectancy was of a Maltese.

-That is the dog.

-That is an old photograph.

-That is an old photograph, you look quite young in that.

-Yeah.

-And the dog?

-The dog looks the same.

-He is just a lot... He's just older.

-What's he called?

-Prince.

He's called Prince?

And so what would Prince be in dog years, then?

Well, I think he is 74 now, in dog years.

Your music will, of course, live on forever and, thanks to our friends

at Superstar Pets, your dog's music will live on also.

Have a look at this.

# I am a dog without my boyband

# King of the jungle Hear my voice

# Swapped your stool for a swivel chair

# But you've still got your hair

# You've done so many things

# You see my face A bell should ring

# It's just a doggy thing

# You're famous more than me

# I wanted you to see

# You're not the only one who sings. #

APPLAUSE

-Thanks, man.

-That is our gift for you.

That was lovely.

-That was nice, wasn't it?

-Yeah, that was lovely.

-Do you have a dog, Matt?

I don't mind them. My girlfriend likes dogs.

I am sort of warming to the idea of dogs.

-Grace, you have a little dog, too, do you?

-I've got a Labrador.

-What age is he?

-She is two.

She's two. She's big and enormous,

-and really out of hand.

-And what is her name?

-Betty.

-Betty.

-Yeah.

-Now. Grace, you've visited another doggy site.

-Ah, yeah.

-This is a real site you've visited.

I think we can actually see a little bit of this.

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-AUDIENCE LAUGHS

..bonding between you and your dog.

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-I never relax during yoga, though,

because of all the farting that happens.

-That's a weird one, isn't it?

-What?!

-All the farting. I had to give up.

I hadn't farted yet and I couldn't stand the tension

because everyone else in my yoga group had.

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APPLAUSE

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Give her a round of applause. APPLAUSE

-Hey, Suzi.

-Hi.

-Where are you today?

-I am in Jacksonville Beach, Florida.

-Welcome to the show.

-How long have you been doing, is it, Doga?

-It is Doga.

I have been doing Doga for almost 15 years.

Coali is almost ten years old and I adopted her.

She's been doing it for about six or seven years.

And does it make your dog more relaxed, more chilled out?

It does. It is something that makes both of you more relaxed.

It's the same benefits of regular yoga - you get stretching,

strength, relaxation, meditation, bonding with your pet.

Now, Grace has a problem with yoga because she thinks,

if she actually goes to a yoga class, she will fart.

Have any of your dogs ever farted while they were doing yoga?

Right before we started, I was sniffing her butt, I was like,

"What is smelling around here?"

That happens because she should be breathing and the air should be

flowing through you, so it is a natural thing.

I have had dogs, definitely, that have passed a little wind.

So, would it be possible for you to show us some moves,

if we wanted to get involved with this tonight?

Right, so this is just a demonstration.

Bear with us, Suzi, we're just getting ready.

Kian, if you would like to take your place. There we go.

You guys have some dogs?

-This is for Matt.

-Oh, yes.

-That is a big dog, boy.

-Grace.

-Thank you.

-LAUGHTER

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-Very funny.

-OK, take it away, Suze.

So, would you guys be able to squat?

Are you OK with this, Grace?

And then, so this is a move for the dogs, then you do their back legs.

There you go.

And then you do that.

Yes, good boy. Good boy.

You move around the dog.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, hey, hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that?

If it is a real dog, it might actually do the pose after you,

-like Coali. I'll do it.

-Matt, that looks all kinds of wrong.

This is the first time in the show where we actually want

the Nottingham Forest duvet, just to cover this up.

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That was amazing, Suzi. We feel very much more relaxed.

Thank you so much.

A big thank you to Suzi. APPLAUSE

So, that is all we've got time for tonight.

You guys can have your laptops back, well played.

Give our guys a round of applause.

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A big thank you to my guests, to Kian Egan, to Grace Dent

and to Matt Forde.

CHEERING

I'll be back next time with another haul of celebs caught in the net

on Delete, Delete, Delete.

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