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How's it going? | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
Oh. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Choppy. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
I was getting nothing but iffies and pops so I cranked up | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
discrimination, dropped her down a cog, wound her up full chat. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-You? -Yeah. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
She was just giving me chatter on the long arm so sunk out | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
the threshold and cheated a couple of ground inches on the back nine. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
-Anything? -Hot rocks and grots. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
What you got? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Ring pull. '82. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Something fruity. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Could be Quatro. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
Could be Lilt. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
# Will you search through the lonely earth for me? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
# Climb through the briar and bramble | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
# I will be your treasure | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
# I'm waiting for you | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
# I'm waiting for you. # | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
So what does she say? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
She found the letter and read it. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Furious. I mean, like, spitting with rage. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Bloody hell. Sounds terrifying. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
I know. Hell has no fury like...Becky. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
I should have told her as soon as I got the job. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
I dunno why I have this compulsion to keep secrets. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
So what are you going to do? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Oh, I don't know. Just don't think I'm driven enough for her. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
You know, I'm not ambitious enough. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
No shame in that. Ambition's overrated. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
On TV, and all these people reaching for the stars. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Striving to be the best. Looks exhausting. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
I suppose, you know, | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
not being ambitious doesn't mean you have to stagnate. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
It means you're not tied down. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
You're free to go where the wind blows ya. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Yeah, but how does that fit in with Becky's way? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
Oh, fits in perfectly, doesn't it? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I mean, Becky can be the driving force, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
take you and Stan to new places, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
and you'll be there to rein her in and protect her when necessary. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Christ sake, mate, where do you get these nuggets of wisdom from? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Very wise man. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Mate, can... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
Mate? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
It's Sophie. Hello. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-Hey. -Sophie. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Hello, Stanley. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
-You good? BOTH: -Support the head. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Yeah. I know. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Where have you been? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Metal detecting. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Metal detecting. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Anything? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Iffies and pops. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Pot rocks and grots. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
So, I just find out a few things that made me | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
feel even shitter than I did already. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Turns out Peter is banned from owning a metal detector in Germany. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
No way. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Night hawking. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Found guilty of two counts of disturbing war graves. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Bastard. Oh, well, we weren't to know. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
You knew. I just didn't listen. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Well, even if there is gold on that plane, doesn't do anything for me. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
Wrong kind of gold. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
You coming to the rally? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Terry's called a meeting to discuss the finer points. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
No, I think I'll stay away. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Got to go home for a few days. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Yeah. When you back? | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Next weekend. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
-See you then? -Yeah. Good boy. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Good luck with the rally. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Safe. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
Hey. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
All right? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Was he good? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Yeah, he had a lovely time. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Can we talk about this? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
I thought we already had. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
You shouldn't have read that letter. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Don't make me lose my temper. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Not when I'm dressed as a Victorian flower seller. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
OK. Why are you dressed as a Victorian flower seller? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
It's the school fete tomorrow. I told you. Dickens themed. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
We're staying at my mum's tonight. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
So when can we talk? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Some other time. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
Here he is. "Teradactyl". | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Sir Lancelot. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Hello, boys. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
-All ready for the rally? -Yeah, all going well, mate. Yeah. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Lost the ice cream van last minute to Framlingham Sausage Fest, | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
but otherwise... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
And can we expect a few down, do you think? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Yeah, should be a few coming down, yeah. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah, hoping to welcome some members from the Lexworth Locators. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Steve and Gladys Langley from the Uxbridge Unearthers. I know. I know. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
And quite a few from the Romford Recoverers, including | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Bob Cromer's widow, Ann. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Don't mention the exhumation. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
Yeah, yeah. Probably still a bit raw. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
However, certain people may try to infiltrate who will not be welcome. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:21 | |
I didn't have a picture | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
of those two so this will have to do. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
But if you see any of these three snooping about, let me know. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-I'll handle it from there. -Mm. Roger that. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Anyway, drinks? Same again, girls? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I'll come and help. Extra pair of hands. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Ooh! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Oh! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
So, are we going to meet your daughter at the rally, Lance? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Afraid not. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh. Thought that was the idea. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
Didn't you buy her a detector? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
I think I might have mucked that up. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Showered her with gifts and now she's scarpered. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Oh. But wasn't she the one who found you? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Why would she then just run away? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Probably thought I was a nutter. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Rubbish. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Probably came on a bit strong. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
But what you've got going for you now is that she's met you, Lance. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:27 | |
And you're...lovely. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
So she's bound to come back when SHE's ready. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Thanks, Sheila. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
I'll let her decide. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Never realised how often I'd thought about her over the last 20 years. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
I know. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
Imagining every day what they might be doing now. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:05 | |
Ha! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
What they would look like? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
-Yeah. -Mm. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Exactly. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
I know. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Ha. Mm. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Hello, Kate. Yeah, it's me again, Lance. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Just thought I'd leave you a message. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Um, ignore the other eight. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Especially the last one. You haven't listened to it yet, don't bother. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
It's not very good. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Wasn't thinking straight. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
I was sort of saying that I didn't mind | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
if you didn't want to see me again. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
But I do mind. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Now that I've met you, I don't want to lose you. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
I want to be a part of your life. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Even if it's just a tiny part. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
But you don't have to call me Dad. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
You can call me whatever you like. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
And we don't have to go ice skating or anything together. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Won't ask about your boyfriends. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Just don't disappear. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I don't think I could stand it. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Anyway, give us a call. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Let me know everything is all right. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Yeah, OK. Bye. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
So, what we've got here, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
is the wreckage of a Second World War German Junkers JU 88 | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
that we have managed to save from nighthawks. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Now, as you can see, we've already started to take off the top layer | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
so we can see what's left of the plane. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
And Russell and Hugh are going to be working solely on this. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Now, the rest of you are free to wander wherever | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
you like within the fields clearly marked on your maps. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Well, it just remains for me to say, have a great day. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Get your coils to the soil, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
enjoy your metal detecting and, by the end of the day, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
may you all have danced the gold dance. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Right, come on, then. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Well, it looks like we're going to have a nice day for it. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Be nice to see everyone out detecting together. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
See if their techniques have changed. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
How's your swing coming along, Hugh? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
All right, I think. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Mm. Well, let's see it, then. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Yeah, very nice. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
You want to hunch over a bit more, though, you know. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Stoop over. Your back's too straight. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Yeah, that's better. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Well, I'll see you at lunch. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Where are you going to put it all? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Open a museum, eventually. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
If I can find the right venue and funding. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
The museum of sharp twisted metal. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Aviation archaeology museum. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Right. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
I'll just put it my garage for now. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Your mum and dad won't mind? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
I don't live with my mum and dad. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
Why not? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Because I'm 32. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
You're what? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
32. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Years of age? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
So why have I been buying you pints of coke all this time? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
Because you never ask me if I want anything different. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
I mean, why haven't you been getting a round in | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
every once in a while if you're 30 bloody two? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Have you got a syndrome? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
What sort of syndrome? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I don't know. One that makes you look young. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
No. Just look young. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
32. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
I feel like I've been groomed. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Sold any, Shelia? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Not yet, Lance. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
How many have you got left? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
127. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
All our members have already bought one. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Thought they might buy a spare or a present for someone. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Mm. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
Hang on. Russell isn't wearing one. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Hugh. Tell Russell to get up here and put his hand in his pocket | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
and buy a new fleece, would you? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
He's right there. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
Who's that, then? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
-Terry. -Yeah. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Terry. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Looks like we've got a visitor. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
Right. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
Do you want back up? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Leave this to me. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Oi! You! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
You're not welcome at this rally. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
You're not welcome on this site and you're not welcome in this hobby. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
This is my site. I led you here. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
You wouldn't even know about it if it wasn't for me. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
This is not your site. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
You gave up all claim on it | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
when you came down here the other night to rob it. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
-I wasn't here the other night. -Well, that's a lie. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Like just about everything else you said since you turned up. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
The DMDC prides itself on its conduct. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
We don't need people like you. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
What are people like me? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Liars. Nighthawks. Scum of the earth. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Oh, we know all about you. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
And what you've done. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
We're all looking for gold, Terry. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
The only difference is how far you're willing to go to find it. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
Oh, there are more differences than that, believe me. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
I don't do this to get rich. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
-Really? -Really. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
And why are you digging this site? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
There's no gold in this plane. Why would there be? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Whoever convinced you that there was made a fool of ya. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
You're the ones that did the digging. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Saved me from the hard work. Thanks. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Time to move on. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
You won't get far. | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Mate. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
What? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
-Hello. -Hello. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
So...this is it. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
You all get together in the middle of a field to look for bits of metal | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
and the one who finds the best bit of metal is the winner. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Sort of. Yeah. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
It's not usually like this. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
Detectorists are usually solitary animals. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
It's only at certain times of the year | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
they gather together in vast herds. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
It's one of the wonders of the natural world. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
I'm sorry I ran away. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
I'm sorry I scared you away. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
It wasn't you. It was just... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I know. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
So, what are you going to do? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
I am going to fix things with Mum. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
But I'll come back and I'll open a present each time I do. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Might take you a long time. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
We've got a long time. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
Just, for God's sake, don't buy any more. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
There is one present you should open now. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
What is THAT? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
A football. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
Dah-dah! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Hope it's the right size. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Yeah, thank you. I love it. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
They only had it one colour. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Thanks. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Mate. This is Kate. It's my daughter. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-Hi, Kate. -Hello. I've heard a lot about you. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah, horrible things. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Don't listen to him. He's an idiot. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Have you found anything? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
Just canslaw. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
What's canslaw? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
It's like coleslaw but made out of drinking cans. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
You're kidding me. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
No, there's a whole vocabulary for you to learn. Brand-new world. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
Be all right on your own? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
On my own? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Well, I was just going to go off and show Kate how to use her detector. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Oh, yeah, see what you mean. Yeah, of course. Yeah. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
I've got to go pick up Stan, so if I leave now, I can get a lift. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Oh, you're not staying for the prizes at the end of the day? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Nah. I'll see you later. Nice to meet you, Kate. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
And you. So, how's this work then, Dad? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:04 | |
Well, once you get it unwrapped, you'll find there's | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
a couple of dials at the top. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
INDISTINCT CONVERSATION | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Keep it low. You're doing well. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-One-nil up. -Yes! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-Off metal detecting? -Just been. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Oh. Find anything? -Are you interested? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Not really. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Right, well, thanks for everything. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
What are you going to do? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:55 | |
About this Africa thing. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
I don't know. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
-What do you want? -I just want to protect my family. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
So, protect them. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
I don't know how to protect them in Africa. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
You'll figure it out. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
There are more ways of protecting them than wrapping them | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
in cotton wool. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
It's up to you. I don't think she'll go without you, though. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Like she's threatening. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-No? -No. She loves you. Don't ask me why. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
I always thought you were a sad sack, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
but Becky's seen something in you | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
and she's far cleverer than me. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
For a start, she knows you're a good dad. She never had a good dad. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
She can't look after Stanley on her own. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
If you're not prepared to follow her on her whims and adventures, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
then you're just going to have to tame her. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
I don't want to tame her. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Good. Cos I wouldn't fancy your chances. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
Becky, I'm outside the school, can you come out? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
'Why can't you come in?' | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
I don't want to come in. I'm dressed in modern day clothes. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-Everyone will look at me. -'I've been thinking about Africa.' -No, no. -'I've decided...' | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Let me say. -'..you don't have to go.' -I've made up my mind. -'Yes. And you're right.' | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
-No, Becky, I want to go. -No. -I want to go. I was wrong. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-I don't want to go. I'm so sorry. -If we don't do it now then we never will. -It was a stupid idea. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
-We have to do it. -No, I don't want to go. -It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
-Stan's too young. -No. No. -It'll tear us apart. -It'll bring us closer together. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
-You were right. -I was wrong. Honestly, Becky, we need to do this. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
-Let's go and have an adventure. You, me and Stan. -Really? Oh, God. Now I don't know. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
We have to do it. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
I've got no idea what to expect but I'm going to give it a try. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
OK. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
There's just one problem. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
I was supposed to have accepted the job by yesterday. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Oh, oh, it's all right. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
You accepted the job on my behalf. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
-Just in case. -Unbelievable. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
What happened? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
-I spoke to your mum. -What did she say? Oh, God, I don't want to know. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
What did she say? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
She said you loved me. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
You love me too. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
Come on. They're playing Catch The Greasy Pig in the field. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Playing what? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
Catch The Greasy Pig. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
-What's that? -It's a Victorian thing. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
You smear a pig in Vaseline and then you run around trying to catch it. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
You serious? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
Yeah. It's hilarious. Mr Boxhall just fell flat on his arse. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
-Isn't that a bit cruel? -No. He was laughing. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
I meant for the pig. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO | 0:22:55 | 0:22:56 | |
So, you're all sorted? Visas and stuff, jabs? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
All done. Ready to go. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
I've done nothing. Becky's done it all. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
You do surprise me. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
So I've decided I'm going to do it. It's time. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Put my money where my mouth is. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
-Yeah? -Yep. It's time. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
How do you go about that, then? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Well, first off, you submit an online application, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
pretty extensive questions. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
You want to get that right. Increase your chances. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Exactly. Spend some time on that. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
And you're going to do it? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
Yep. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
Imagine. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
I know. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
You on Mastermind. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
Do you think your feet will reach the ground in that chair? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
Won't matter. Only focus on the face. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
And what would your chosen specialised subject be? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Well, you have to pick three. One for each round. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
It's pretty tough. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
I'm thinking British birds not including seagulls. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
No seagulls. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Nah, not interested in seagulls. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Can you do that? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
Don't know. Can't do the life and career of Linda Lusardi. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
No, that's a bit creepy. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
Why would it be creepy? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Well, wouldn't it come across a bit sinister knowing every | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
detail about one woman's life? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
Well, a bloke did Virginia Woolf last week. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
It's hardly the same. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:27 | |
Who will you talk bollocks at while I'm in Africa? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Just keep talking bollocks. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Half the time, I'm not even bothered if you're listening. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
That's good. Half the time, I'm not. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Here she is. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Anything? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Nah. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
So they caught him. Did you hear? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Yeah. Good. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
So, you're actually going, then? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Yeah, looks like it. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Jealous. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
You'll be doing the same sort of thing in a couple of years. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Will you e-mail? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
Doubt it. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
All right. I'll see you in a year, then. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
You can tell me all about it. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
OK. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Right here. In exactly a year. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-Deal. -Pub? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Go on, then. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
ECHOING HORSE WHINNY | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
FLEETING RUSTLE OF HOOVES | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Did you hear that? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Hear what? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Horses. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
No. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
I thought I heard horses. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
You coming? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Wait a minute. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
BEEPING | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
What you got? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
56. A bit iffy. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
It's just junk, mate. Leave it. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
MACHINE WHOOPS | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
Wait a sec. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Ah. I've got a feeling. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
-You've always got a feeling. -Yeah. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
When in doubt, dig it out. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
Mate, it's probably just another ring pull. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
What if it's not just another ring pull? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
BEEPING | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Ooh. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
YE-EEAH! | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 |