Episode 5 Fleabag
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-I know I seem mental, but I'm fine. -OK. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
-How's everything at the cafe? -You really don't have to. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
I got the Finland promotion. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
-That's amazing! -Thank you. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
-I'm turning it down. -What? | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
One of my pieces has gone missing. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
You must've bent over backwards to get something like that. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Who's the artist? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
I stole that sculpture from a certain somebody's studio. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Mum died three years ago. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
She had a double mastectomy, but never really recovered. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
My husband isn't other people, OK? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
My husband is my life! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
Did he? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
Have you seen my sister?! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
I mean, we're all being very grown-up about this, but... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Let me know if you feel any discomfort. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Oh, no, it's lovely, thank you. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Your father informed me of your family history. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Yeah, evil boobs everywhere. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Arm up, please. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Stop it! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
Examined your sister this morning. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Did you? Does she... | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
-Is she all right? Did she seem all right? -Yes. Why? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Erm, just...can't get hold of her. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
She seemed very busy. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Sure. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Dad books us boob appointments once a year, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
to make sure our tits don't turn on us like Mum's did. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
It's a bit of a hassle but, at the end of the day, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
it's nice to be touched. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Bet you look forward to seeing Claire. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
A lot more to touch, if you know what I mean. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I'm sorry. It's just...there are worse jobs. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Look, erm... | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
..I check for cancerous lumps in mammary glands. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
Now, any pleasure I derive from that is entirely dependent upon whether | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
or not I am about to save your life. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Of course, Doctor. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
You can put your clothes back on. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Hey! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Hey! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
-She's here. -I've been waiting out here for nearly 10 minutes. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
Yeah, you left me on a fucking Silent Hill. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Yes, well, I had to. Did you get back OK? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
God, this is so stressful. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
Mum's memorial lunch. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
I should have worn my other coat. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Visiting Dad is hell for Claire. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
I see it more as a sport. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
It's so inappropriate that she should be here. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-Have you spoken to Martin? -No, it's fine. Everything's fine. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-Everything's totally fine. -It sounds like it's fine. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Can you please just give me some space? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
You're standing so close to me! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Ready? -No. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
RINGS DOORBELL | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
THEY SIGH | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Don't tell Dad about Finland. And don't provoke her. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Let's just get out of this alive, OK? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Girls. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Got to hand it to her. Hi. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh, you shouldn't have. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Oh, they're actually for Dad. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, are they freesias? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
-Yeah, they were sort of a favourite of... -Oh... | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Gosh, how special. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
How lovely. Aren't they stunning? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Aw, let's just leave them... | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
..there. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Lovely. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Come in. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
DISTANT CHAINSAW BUZZES | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Who's Dad sawing in half? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
-Oh, just the tree. -Sorry? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
The tree in the back garden. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Why are you taking the tree down? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, Felicity tried to use it to get out. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
She's very expensive. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
This is nice. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh, this is beautiful! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
I hope you don't mind my being here, but my Pilates fell through, so... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-Oh, of course. -No, it's lovely. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
It's a sad day. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
A sad, sad day. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
I'll get the champagne. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
CHAINSAW BUZZING CONTINUES | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
TOTAL SILENCE | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
(This is my favourite bit.) | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I wonder who's going to... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
That's a lovely cushion. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Thanks. It's an original. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
Gosh. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
I love your hat. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
It's a hair scarf. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Looks like a hat. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Well, it's a hair scarf. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
OK. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
-Is Martin coming? -Oh, no. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
He's away. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
I'm very excited to meet your new chap. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Is he... | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Oh, no, he's a different one. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Ooh. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
You do turn over fast! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Dad will come in with some weird canapes in a second. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Girls! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
-Hello. -Hi. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
-Hi. -Hello...yeah. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Sorry about all that noise. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
-You got a drink? -Oh... | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
I forgot your glass. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
You're both looking very healthy, very... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
very good and healthy and... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Did you talk to Dr Samuels about your...? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
-BOTH: -Yes. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
And they're happy, getting along... | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
..all right? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. Great. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Good. Excellent. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
You are my... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
..daughters. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-Yep. -Yes, mmm-hmm. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Yeah, we are. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Sit down. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Erm... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
I think I should say a few words about your mother. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
Ignore me. (Ignore me, ignore me.) | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
This day is not an easy one. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
CHAMPAGNE POPS | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Ooh! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Cheers. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
To Mum. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
To Mum. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
To Margaret. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Dearest Margaret. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Just the most generous woman. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
-Yeah, well, she certainly was... -Yeah, she was great. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
-HE LAUGHS -It was... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
It was the voice she used... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
for the pigeons. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
She always made them sound so rude, you know? | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
But very, very funny. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
She used to take the girls around the park and point at the... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
The squirrel voices were the best. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Run...! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
-Run! Fucking run! -Run-run-run-run-run! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Run-run-run-run! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing - | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
voices and fun. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Really, really funny man. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Really funny. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Can I help you with the food? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Yes, yes, I should... | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
And take that off. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
So, are you going to Finland? | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
You're going to have to talk to me eventually. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Plaits. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Either she's got her period or some serious shit's gone down. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
She always does something slightly different around her period. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
She gets really bad PMT. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Mum used to call it her monthly confidence crisis. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
But it's PMT. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
The only way she can get through it is to reinvent herself | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
in some small way. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:49 | |
What? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
(I'm doing a wee on this cushion.) | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
What?! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
I sort of wish you were. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
What are you doing? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Just put it back where you got it from, OK? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-No! -Just do it. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
I don't want it in my house. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
(I'm doing you a massive favour.) | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
(She could really go to town on you for this.) | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Come on, what's she going to do? Draw me? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-Go. -No. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
(OK, OK, OK, OK, OK...) | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
(Jesus!) | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Why are we sneaking? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-We're not allowed upstairs. -Of course we are. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
God... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I keep forgetting that she's actually talented. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
I know, it's infuriating. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
Go on, then. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Where's her head? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
She's got your boobs - she doesn't need one. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
OK... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
OK. Hey... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Is everything OK? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
With Martin? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
You've invited someone today? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot - | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
you're going to puke when you see him. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Are you on your period? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
-Why would you ask that? -The plaits. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-No reason. -Say it. -The plaits. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Hey... | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
(Do you think she's ever painted Dad naked?) | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
I think you should take your nose out of other people's marriages. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Ooh! Sneaking a preview, are we? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Sorry, I spilled my champagne and... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I got distracted on my way to the bathroom. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Me too. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
It's really beautiful work. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Thank you. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
Let me show you to the loo. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Oh, that's all right. | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
I grew up in this house. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
It's all changed now, though. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
Your father's in the kitchen. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Oh, great. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
I'll go and torment him. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
He hates being alone in a room with me. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Watch this. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
-Hi, Dad. -Oh! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
Uh...oh... | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Ah...erm... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I just need some... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
-Just need... -What do you need? -I need some... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
salt. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
There it is. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Oh. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Here it is, yeah. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
So, erm... | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
..how are you, darling? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Have you got enough... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
clothes? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
I can never have enough clothes. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
And how is the cafe? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Erm... Well, the lease is up in a couple of days, and... | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
I don't think I can really afford to... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I think I'm just going to have to...accept that it's... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I'm sorry about that, darling. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
But, of course, we're just a little bit tight on the purse strings, too. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Oh, no, I wasn't asking you for any... | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
We've just been keeping it quiet. We haven't been able to... | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
to buy anything or do anything, and... | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Ooh... | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
What's that? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh, that? That's just a... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
tiny little house we're... | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
we're buying in, erm... | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
..in France. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
Lovely. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Yeah. I... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
I just wanted to talk to you... | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
..about this exhibition. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
What exhibition? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
-Oh, no! -Jesus, Dad! Again? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh, no, it doesn't... Pick it up, pick it up! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Help me pick these up. Please, please! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
She mustn't see it. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-She mustn't find out. -OK, OK... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Mmm, five second rule. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
No, I have never bought into that rule. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
It's disgusting. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
What are you doing? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
-Oh, just a little family tradition. -Oh. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
What odd fun. What are the rules? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
Oh! Thank God. That'll be your man. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
I mean, I didn't want to show off, but... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Gosh... | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
You really are... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
So, how did you two meet? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Fucked me up the arse. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
I used to manage a bar, and I... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
just found her crying, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
in the toilet one night. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
How about you two? How did you two meet? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Through our mother, actually. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
How's work, Claire? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Oh. Fine. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Nothing new. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
She used to be our godmother. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Still am. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
But then their parents split up... | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Mum died. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
And we just became even closer friends. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Actually, you know - and I can say this because I'm an artist - | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
but you really are very good-looking. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
Thank you. | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
Very. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Very. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
I mean, almost... | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
..too good-looking. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and do that old human thing. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
How's the exhibition going? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Ah, yes, yes, erm... | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
I wanted to talk to you about that. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Talking about me? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Very favourably. -All good things... All good things, I swear. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh, and again... | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
-Have you found a venue? -What exhibition? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Thank you so much for asking. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-We have, actually... -Erm... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
There are some elements of the work that I, you know, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
I wanted to talk to you about. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
It's a "sexhibition." | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
But, don't panic, it's nothing scary. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
It's simply a journey through my physical and sexual life, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
climaxing in a few pieces | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
inspired by and moulded on your father. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
And there are photos. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
I've taken a photo of my naked body every year for the past 30 years. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:08 | |
Why? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
Well, I think it's important for women of all ages to see how | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
my body has changed over the years. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
I think they have to have a healthy perspective | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
on my body. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-Don't they? -Oh, erm, absolutely. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
I mean, I don't need to tell you, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
but your father is a deeply sexual man. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
No, you don't. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Just did. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:29 | |
-Knew it. -I'm just very lucky. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
I will be touched | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
until the day I die. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
And so will you, Claire. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I mean, it's really all that humans want - | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
is to be loved... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
..and to be touched. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
Erm... | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Tell Dad about your promotion, Claire. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
There's nothing to tell. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
What promotion? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
-Finland. -Oh! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-Odd place. -Any news? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:06 | |
No. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
-She got it. -Oh...! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Fuck's sake! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Congratulations, Claire. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Thank you. -Clever girl! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Can we not? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
This is so exciting... | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
She's turning it down. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
-Why? -Why? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
Why, why not? Why, Claire? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Claire, are you pregnant? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
Why aren't you getting on a plane to your gold rich future? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-This is everything you've worked for... -Why...? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Because you CAN'T just fuck off on aeroplanes, and leave your weird | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
stepson and broken sister to fend for themselves, OK? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Excuse me. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
She's your sister, it's your job to annoy her... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
No, no, and just so annoyed with myself! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
I wish I could just... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
meet myself and just... | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
have a go at myself! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:12 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Do your worst. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
Come on, bitch! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
You don't take yourself seriously. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Ooh...pussy. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
You need to reach out to your family. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
You need to stop provoking your sister - just grow up. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
You do not take yourself seriously as a businesswoman, | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
you need to pay your fucking bills, you need to be nicer to Hillary and you need to get a new hat! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Is that better? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Yeah, it's better. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
OK... | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
CAT MEOWS | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Off you go. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
The art work in this house is... | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
stunning. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Who is it? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
If I tell you, will you promise to come to my sexhibition? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
It's not your work... | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Will you come? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
It would be an honour. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
How's your little restaurant? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
It's a cafe. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
Oh, don't do it a disservice. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
I'm not. It's a cafe. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
It's fine. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
It's fine. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
-Your father tells me you're struggling. -Well... | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
I think we all are. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
Oh, well, yes. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
But, I mean, now there's only one of you... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
God, I can't imagine what you've been through. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
I'm sorry, have I missed something? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Well...her dear little friend died, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
and left her to run the cafe on her own. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
(Jesus.) | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Oh, God, that is truly awful. How did she die? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Oh, she killed herself. -It was an accident. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Well... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:39 | |
Maybe it's time to let the little restaurant go. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Give it up. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
Sell it - have a little holiday. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
We did this. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:49 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
And, whatever happens, we never let it go, OK? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Excuse me. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
Have you seen Felicity? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Oh, no, sorry. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Gosh, all sorts of things go missing in this house, don't they? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
-Big house. -Yes, lovely house. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, the sculpture turned up. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-Did it? -Yes. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:27 | |
Must have just toppled off the side. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Well, if you rid a woman of her head and limbs, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
you can't expect her to do anything other than... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
roll around. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
What? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Oh... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Your father and I often say, when you've had a few drinks, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
you're so like your mother. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Oh, whoops. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Look at these. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
So, the party's moved to the hallway. Always a good sign. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Does anyone mind if I leave? I've got a dicky tummy. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
So swift... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
Thanks. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
I'm not going to kiss you because I'm probably very ill. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
You too. Come on. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Goodbye then, my... | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
..my daughters. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Goodbye. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
What a lovely occasion. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
Yeah. See you at the sexhibition. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
No, there's absolutely no need to... | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
-Yes, lovely. -No, no - I'll definitely be there. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
I will definitely be there. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Hold up! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-You trying to keep me overnight? -SHE LAUGHS | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Very good-looking. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
I might never see you again, but you're very good-looking. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Yes, yes...very good-looking. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Thanks, I owe you. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
No, I owe you. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
It's been really nice to spend the day with a normal family. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
I actually feel quite emotional. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Will you stay with me tonight? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
Sure. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
I'm going to go warm up the bike. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-Lovely to meet you, Claire. -You too. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Erm...what's his...? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
-Fucked me up the arse. -Oh. -Yep. It's... -Mm-hmm. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
I totally see that now. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
I'm sorry I was... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Listen to me. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
I'm going to leave Martin. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
I'm going to give you the money for the cafe, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
and I'm going to go to fucking Finland. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
OK. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
Oh, and, erm... | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
That is the coolest thing you've ever done. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
I know. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Thanks, Claire. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Shall we...? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
We can try. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
-I'll see you at the sexhibition. -Yeah. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
MOTORBIKE REVS | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS | 0:22:40 | 0:22:46 |
