Episode 7 Gavin and Stacey


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Episode 7

Sitcom. When Stacey travels to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, things do not go to plan. In Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.


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-I feel like I'm all on my own.

-What?

-I'm lonely.

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I'm moving back home.

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She's there, I'm here. It's not over, it's just...

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-Not a marriage any more.

-Thanks, Smithy(!)

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I'm taking her to bingo tonight, if you fancy it.

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-Can I bring Dave?

-You two are quite an item now.

-I know.

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-Jason.

-What's wrong?

-It's about Dave.

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-He knows.

-For God's sake!

-Oh, why did I tell him every damn thing?

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-What, even about...?

-Yes, everything!

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I just miss him so much!

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-I just miss her so much.

-I hate this!

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-When can I see ya?

-Whenever you like!

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-I love you, Stacey.

-I love you, baby.

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We'll be all right, aren't we?

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Of course we are!

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Of course we are!

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Hiya! Are you in work?

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-Yeah, you've just rung me on my work number.

-Oh, yeah!

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Did you get back OK last night? I don't know why you came down just for the evening.

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-I wanted to see you.

-You must be knackered.

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-It's fine.

-Well, look I've decided, I'm coming to you next time.

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-You don't have to.

-I've booked my ticket.

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-Really?

-I want to.

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-I want to come up.

-That's brilliant.

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Yeah.

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-Stacey!

-Hiya!

-I'm so sorry I'm late.

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-The traffic was ridiculous.

-It's OK.

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Come here.

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-Right. Shall we, um...?

-Yeah. I'm just over here.

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So you really want me to move these golf clubs?

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-Yes! To the garage.

-Why?

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Because Stacey will be here in a minute, and I don't want her

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coming in to be greeted by your drivers and bloody nine irons!

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Well, those drivers and bloody nine irons have been kept there for the last seven months

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while Stacey lived under this roof,

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so it's not going to make any difference.

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Do you want to fall out with me today, Michael? Do you want to?

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Because I tell you what, you are hanging by a very thin thread, young man.

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I just don't understand what all the fuss is about.

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It's not fuss, Michael, it's preparation for the fact that within the hour

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your daughter-in-law will be returning to her marital, matrimonial home -

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-incidentally, which she hates living in...

-She doesn't hate it...

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..in order to discuss the fact as to whether or not she will be staying here or Barry's Island.

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-It's Barry Island.

-Ooh, y'know what, Michael?! You are bein' a right sarky bastard today!

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-It isn't Barry's Island. It doesn't belong to a man called Barry.

-CAR HORN

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Oh, my God, they're here.

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Forget about the clubs.

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Just act natural. Come here, come here!

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Act natural!

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Hello!

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Welcome, welcome!

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Welcome to our home, which is, of course, YOUR home, should you choose to make a choice to live, y'know...

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Hiya, Stace. Come here. Lovely to see you.

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-Hiya.

-You well? You look well.

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Don't tell her she looks well! That's like saying she looks fat!

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Which of course you don't. You look beautiful and lovely and radiant, even though your mum did say...

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-Mum, any chance of a cup of tea?

-Yes. Of course... Now, you go through and make yourself at home,

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because it IS your home.

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-Regardless of the fact...

-Pam. Tea.

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-Yes.

-Yeah... I'll take this upstairs.

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I'll just put these in the garage.

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Well, that's that done! It's a crackin' feelin' when you finish a book, isn't it?

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I know. You get an immense sense of achievement.

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-How you gettin' on with yours, Ness?

-I won't lie, it's a tough read.

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It's puttin' me through the wringer.

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What is it actually about, The Satanic Verses?

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Don't make me talk about it. I don't want another fatwa.

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Well, I've got half an hour, I think I'll get goin' on the sequel to this one.

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-Fair play. What's it called?

-Erm...hang on.

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No, Daddy, Please Don't.

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By the same author. DOOR OPENS

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He's had a terrible time of it.

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-Only me.

-Where've you been?

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Been into town, I have. And I've bought myself one of these!

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I only went in for a Nano.

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I've come out with a 60 gig!

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-That's over 50,000 songs.

-Have you got that many to put on there?

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No-o! But that's the beauty.

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After I've put all mine on, I've still got room for 49,853 songs!

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Which I see as positive.

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I mean, she is massive now.

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-Absolutely huge.

-Really?

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Yeah. She's like a boat. But she haven't got no stretch marks.

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-She didn't have to stretch much in the first place, did she, darlin'?

-Pam!

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I'm only sayin'. That's the beauty of bein' a bigger girl.

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You're already stretched.

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This is the one I really like, but have a look at them all, see what you think.

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-Is that the one with the balcony at the back?

-Yeah. We can see that one tomorrow.

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-But not the nice one till Monday, so...

-These are really expensive.

-I know, but...

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-They're right out of our price range.

-I know that...

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But... Look, the thing is... Mum?

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You tell her, Mick.

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Right... Pam and I have had a chat,

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and we talked to Gav about it the other day.

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We don't like seeing you unhappy.

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It's difficult for you living here, you need your own place...

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-And can I just say I know that I have not been entirely...

-Pam.

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-SHE WHISPERS:

-Sorry!

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To cut a long story short,

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we've decided we'd like to give you the money for a deposit on a flat

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and then lend you whatever you need to get the ball rolling.

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Isn't that brilliant?

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Yeah, it's fantastic.

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Bloody hell, Stace, you could look a bit more excited!

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-No, it's fantastic. I'm really grateful. It's just...

-You don't look it!

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-No, I am...

-I tell you what, why don't we leave you both to it...

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-I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about. Come on, Pam.

-Mick...

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-I really am grateful.

-I know, love.

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-My God, bloody hell.

-Shhh!

-Don't you shush me!

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-We've just offered to lend her 20 thousand grands!

-DOOR SLAMS

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What's goin' on, Stace?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Because most people would see what happened just now as a good thing.

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But by the look on your face, it's like...it's a bad thing.

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I just don't know if now is the right time for us to be talking about houses.

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Cos there's other stuff we need to sort out.

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Like what?

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Gav...

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we've been living apart for four weeks...

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Things aren't exactly great between us.

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I know, but I thought...

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What, you thought everything was fine again? Just like that?

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No!

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Yeah.

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I did...

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I do.

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-Well, you've got no idea then if you...

-No.

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I haven't got a clue, cos I can't work out what's wrong unless you tell me!

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Cos you say it's a house, you say it's livin' here,

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and now I'm starting to wonder if actually the problem might be me.

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Is it?

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You were supposed to say something at that point.

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My God... Are you breaking up with me?

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I don't want to...

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But what? Is that why you came here?

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No, it isn't. I came here excited to see you...

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This "I need space, I need time at home" thing.

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..but the minute I walk through the door I feel like I'm trapped!

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-Trapped? By what? By me? By living here?

-Everything!

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-Too much, too quick.

-PHONE RINGS

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You've been sayin' this every day since you moved in! I don't know what more I can do.

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Nor do I.

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Because you're perfect and...

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so lovely and you look after me and...

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that's everything I've ever wanted.

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-I'll move to Barry. Or Cardiff.

-No, Gav.

-But I thought you wanted that!

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-Jesus, make up your mind!

-It wouldn't work.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS Why? Sorry.

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-Why wouldn't it work?

-Because you'd feel the same down there like I do up here.

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We're from different worlds, Gav.

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And I don't think either of us realised how different they were.

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If we were really meant to be together,

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if this was it, then that wouldn't matter.

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And we'd be happy wherever we were.

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But we're not.

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And I can't ignore that any more.

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Don't take it off. Please.

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-I love you.

-I love you, Gavin.

-PHONE RINGS

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But it's not enough, is it?

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-Stacey...you...

-Nessa's gone into labour!

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What?!

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Whoooarrghh...

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Whoooargh...

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-Whoargh.

-HE STOPS TIMER

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How long was that one, Bryn?

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23.5. That's just under a couple of minutes less than last time.

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At least we're going in the right direction, eh, Ness?

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-Is it time for the music?

-I'm onto it right now.

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I thought a little bit of Jack Johnson.

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-Just to put you in the right mood.

-Tidy.

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There you go. Are you sure you want it plain? No cheese nor nothin'?

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No. That's crackin'.

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Right, well, I've rung Doris. Doris will tell Peg... and I spoke to Jase...

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He sends his love, so that's it! We just got to sit and wait now.

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BOTH: Smithy!

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It rings and rings then goes to voice mail. Same with everyone.

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I've tried Chinese, Budgie, Gary and Simon... What will we do?

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A month early! It's unheard of at her age.

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-How old is she, by the way?

-I don't really know. No-one does. I don't think Ness is 100 per cent.

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We'll take you down with us, get there as soon as possible.

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You need to find Smithy and bring him with you.

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-I can get the train.

-Don't be silly. We'll be much quicker driving.

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I'll take you down and you find Smithy.

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-No...

-No, listen Smithy'll be in enough of a state as it is.

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He'll need you with him. You better get on.

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-Where do I start?

-Driving range.

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OK. Well...

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I'll see you down there.

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Take care.

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Right.

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-Bye, then.

-Bye.

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Good luck!

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What you smilin' at?

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It's all the drama, Mick. I just love it!

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Whoooaaaarrrggghhhh...

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argh.....

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Ohhhhh...!

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That was a big one, Ness.

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-How's she doin'?

-Hiya, love.

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-Hiya, sexy.

-Dave.

-How're you feelin'?

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How d'you think she's feeling?

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Sorry. Look, I bought you this... I got it from Jill Thomas, I did.

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-It's a TENS machine.

-Isn't Jill Thomas a vet?

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That's right. Now, it's normally used on cattle.

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-But she reckoned the effect is exactly the same.

-Cheers, Dave. Tidy. Stick it on.

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W-w-w-w-woah.

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Are we sure this is wise?

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-Nessa's not a cow.

-No.

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-She's a fox.

-Oh.

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Come here.

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Any news on Smithy?

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He wasn't at the driving range. I tried the Coach And Horses. Brian's not seen him.

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Hang on, I've got a call comin' in. It's Gary and Simon.

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Gary and Simon...yeah. I'm just pullin' in there now.

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OK.

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All right, Gavin, what you havin'?

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-Oh, my God, that totally rhymed. I'm like Lily Allen.

-Rudi,

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-you seen your brother?

-He was in yesterday blagging onion rings.

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Look, Nessa's gone into labour.

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-Shut the f...!

-I know. She's a month early. She's havin' contractions.

-Right.

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-What you doin'?

-I'm coming with you.

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-Won't they sack you?

-I so don't care. We've got to find him.

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Always wanted to do that! Right, let's try The Crown.

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I remember the first time I went into labour.

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The first time? The only time.

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-Or is there something you haven't told me?

-You know what I mean.

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It was 39 hours from start to finish.

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-Horrendous. I'm not going through that again.

-Really?

-It was all right for you.

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You fell asleep. He fell asleep, Stace.

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Went to get some coffee, y'know, from the machine, he was gone three and a half hours.

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-They only woke him up cos someone thought he'd gone in a coma.

-Oh, shut up!

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By the time he got back, I'd had epidural,

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gas and air, all sorts...didn't know who he was.

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You kept callin' me Spencer - whoever HE is.

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PAM CHUCKLES

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Worth it in the end, though.

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He'll be a great dad, Gav will.

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-He will, my love.

-Yeah...

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I know.

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They're gettin' closer...

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They're about every five minutes, give or take.

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And they're a lot more intense.

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She keeps making a sort of mooing noise. Like a cow.

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NESS MOANS

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Is that normal? We're just finding out now.

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Bryn, any joy?

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I'd say about four.

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Five at a push.

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Did you hear that?

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Oh, really?

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Right. OK. Well, thank you very much for your help.

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Oh, Gwen, what's occurring?

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It's time, love. They want us to bring you in.

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-Oh, boy!

-Oh, God.

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But what does that mean, they're taking her in? Is that bad?

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No, nothing. It feels like we're just driving around in circles.

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No, I'm with Rudi, Smithy's sister...

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-Bryn says hello.

-All right, Bryn? How's it going?

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He says he's good, thanks, but he's a bit...

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Actually Bryn, now's not really a good... Yeah...

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-OK.

-Oh, my God. Pull over. Pull over!

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-What?

-Cherice.

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Cherice! CHERICE! What is wrong with you?

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Don't even chat to me, I ain't got nothin' to say to you.

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-What is your problem?

-One word. Darren Millar.

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-I ain't done nothin' with Darren Millar. Not since Year 10.

-Liar.

-I ain't a liar!

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-My aunty saw you on the fire escape.

-Why would I lie? You're not even with Darren Millar!

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What you mean? You know full well I'm with Darren Millar.

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I ain't done nothing with him, I ain't gone near him. I wouldn't do that.

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You disgust me with your antics!

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BOTH SHOUT AT ONCE

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You're dead to me, yeah?

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You're stabbin' me in the heart(!)

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Thank you!

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Go away!

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-Sorry, I just...

-I hate her aunty. Knew she saw us on the fire escape.

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FOOTBALL PLAYS

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It's rammed.

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He's not here. Shit.

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Hang on a minute.

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Shut up! Shut up a minute.

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-Anyone seen my brother?

-There he is.

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-Smithy!

-Sorry about that, boys.

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-Smithy!

-Gavlar! What you doin' here?

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-I thought Stacey was...

-Mate.

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-What? What's happened?

-Nessa's gone into labour.

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She's not due for another month.

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-I'll call Mum and I'll tell Nana Joyce. Just keep in touch!

-Will do!

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-Dude, I love you, man.

-Cheers, Rudes.

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-Right.

-Smithy! You ain't heavy, yeah? You're my brother.

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And what's your full name?

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Jenkins.

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Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins.

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-Getting yourself a soup, are you, Bryn?

-What's that supposed to mean?

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Bryn, come on. I know things have been difficult between us,

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what with Jason coming back...

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-I'd never have told you if I'd known you'd become part of our lives!

-You know what,

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I wish I didn't know either, but I do.

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It's difficult for me as well,

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you standing there with the soup... It sets my mind racing, you know?

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-Oh, God.

-I promise you, Bryn, I've not told a soul.

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-Not even Nessa?

-No!

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And even if I wanted to tell anyone, I wouldn't know where to start.

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In my mind, it's a physical impossibility.

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It defies gravity!

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I know.

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-You gotta trust me, Bryn.

-Right...well, we're all set.

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The room's this way if you want to follow me.

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-Thank you, David.

-You just enjoy your soup, Bryn.

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-I can't believe this.

-I know.

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My baby is going to be born in Wales.

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Eurgh.

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-Well, he ain't speaking the language.

-It might be a girl.

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Don't make it worse.

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# ..Lie down,

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# Remember it's just you and me... #

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HE SWITCHES RADIO OFF

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-You all right? What's up?

-Nothin'.

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-What is it?

-I'm fine!

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I think me and Stacey have split up.

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What? Shut up!

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-Yeah. She did it today.

-Mate! Why?

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I dunno. She gave me loads of reasons...

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-I just think she doesn't want me any more.

-Oh, come on.

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No, seriously. I've never seen her like that before.

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What a day.

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I'm sorry, mate, I know I should be here for you more

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but I'm just not with it, you know?

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Listen... everything you've done for me...

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and if she's serious, if she means it,

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which I don't think she does, then she's a fool.

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Cos there's no-one else I'd rather wake up next to than you.

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No-one I'd want to look after me,

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hold me, cook for me, keep me warm at night.

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-Smithy...

-No. Let me say it.

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I love you, Gavlar.

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I do.

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There, it's out there. I've said it.

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In fact, forget it, I don't love you, Gavlar, I love you, Gavin.

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-I don't like it when you call me Gavin.

-I know you don't.

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That's why I can never replace her.

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Besides, you've got to get back with her

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cos her best mate's about to have my baby

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and if you're not around it'll be a bloody nightmare!

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Whoooooah! Sing to me, Bryn.

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# There's no combination of words I can put on the back of a postcard

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# No song that I can sing but I can try for your heart

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# Our dreams They are made out of real things

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# Like a shoe box of photographs and sepia tone loving... #

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-Where is she? Where's Mama?

-Hiya. Oh, Ness.

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Hiya, Stace. Pam. Mick.

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I'm on the gas, I am...

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It's messin' with my head, I'm not going to lie to you.

0:20:260:20:29

-Oh, my God, how are you feelin'?

-Agghhr...

0:20:290:20:32

Nurse! Nurse!

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Right, Mick...we need hot water, flannels...

0:20:360:20:38

Pam. Calm down. We're in a hospital.

0:20:380:20:40

-Everything's under control.

-Dave.

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I need you. I need you now.

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-Oh, Christ.

-That's the gas talking, Dave.

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No, it's not. Come on, climb on.

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Now's not the time, Ness.

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It really is only one person in with her at a time, where's the father?

0:20:540:20:58

-He's on his way.

-Right...so who would you like to stay with you?

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-I want Stace.

-Really?

-Right, come on.

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-Let's all go.

-Please don't go.

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I'm just going to check you, see how far you've gone.

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Knock yourself out, love.

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How did it go with Gav, all right?

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I think it's over, Ness.

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You'd be a fool to let that one go.

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He's cracking, even if he is a bit short.

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-Right...I think we're ready!

-What?

0:21:190:21:22

Let's get you changed to have this baby, shall we?

0:21:220:21:25

Dad? What? They've just taken her down now.

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What? I don't know what that means. What does that mean? I don't know what that means!

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It means she's going down to have the baby!

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Well, tell her to wait!

0:21:350:21:36

We've just come over the bridge. We'll be about half hour.

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I'm going as quick as I can!

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Shit! I haven't got any money for the bridge.

0:21:440:21:47

-Neither have I.

-What've you got?

-Dunno, not a lot.

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-I got exactly three quid.

-I got two. Ten pence down.

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They'll let us off that, surely?

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Hi, sorry, we've only got five pounds

0:22:040:22:05

-but his girlfriend is just...

-She's not my girlfriend.

0:22:050:22:08

I know, but for the purposes of this... Yeah?

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His girlfriend is about to have a baby...

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Sorry, sir, I cannot allow you into the country without payment of the appropriate fee.

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This was clearly advertised on your approach to the bridge. £5.10 only.

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"Only?!" Are you taking the piss?

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Can I draw your attention to the sign on your right which clearly states

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-"Offensive behaviour towards staff will not be tolerated..."

-CAR HORN

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All right, dickhead!

0:22:320:22:34

Actually, mate, have you got 10p? ..Yeah, you an' all.

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It's 10p, are you going to make him miss the birth

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of his first child for the sake of 10p?

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You do not have the appropriate funds.

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-Put your car into reverse.

-I'm about to have a baby! It's 10p!

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-I'll bring it back, I promise!

-CAR HORN

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-Fine.

-What you doin'? Smithy?

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Stay away from the barrier.

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If you touch the barrier, you are in breach of...

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Well, you will be arrested.

0:23:010:23:02

-Argh! Go! Go! Go!

-See ya!

0:23:020:23:05

Nearly there now, Ness. Not long to go.

0:23:130:23:16

Right... No disrespect, Stace, but you've never done this before

0:23:160:23:20

and neither have I, so why should I listen to you?

0:23:200:23:23

-Good point. Fair play.

-Ti...dy.

0:23:230:23:26

-Oh...

-You might find it easier if you go on all fours.

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I usually do. It's a home from home for me, that, love.

0:23:290:23:32

-And me.

-Me too.

0:23:320:23:34

Well, they won't tell me a thing.

0:23:360:23:38

-Oh, Mick, stop pacing, for crying out loud!

-I can't sit still...

0:23:390:23:43

I don't want him to miss it. Where the bloody hell are they?

0:23:430:23:46

Well, I've never heard anything so ridiculous in all my life.

0:23:460:23:50

-No, honestly!

-She really is in labour!

0:23:500:23:52

-I didn't mean you, I meant the bird on the bridge!

-Right...yeah.

0:23:520:23:56

I'd have done the same, boys, I won't lie to you.

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All right, great, so...

0:23:590:24:01

Thanks, mate. Cheers.

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The birth of a baby and ten pence.

0:24:030:24:05

-No contest, is there?

-No. Thanks again. Cheers, mate.

0:24:050:24:09

Yeah, I remember my first baby.

0:24:090:24:11

-Oh, God!

-I'd have driven through hell and high water to get there,

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you're not in control over your emotions.

0:24:150:24:17

-If they can't understand that on the bridge, well, stuff 'em!

-I know. Scandalous!

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Some of them are nothing, but little Hitlers.

0:24:210:24:23

My sister-in-law, she's a cop,

0:24:230:24:25

she lives up in... What's it called?

0:24:250:24:27

-Mate, we've really got to...

-Newbury... No, Newham! That's it.

0:24:270:24:31

The reason we did what we did is because we're in a rush.

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We're still in that rush!

0:24:340:24:35

My wife says I could talk for Wales!

0:24:350:24:37

-Mate, come on, now.

-Sorry. Ignore me. On you go!

0:24:370:24:40

-Cheers.

-Thanks.

-Hey, if you put your foot down you'll do it in ten!

0:24:400:24:46

-Come on, Ness. You can do it.

-That's it. Good girl!

0:24:460:24:49

Where's Smithy? I don't want him to miss this.

0:24:490:24:53

-You can't worry about that now.

-He'll be here. I know he will.

0:24:530:24:56

Come on now, Ness. You're doing really well.

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OH, GOD!

0:25:000:25:02

Where is he-eeeeeeee?

0:25:020:25:04

They're all in Welsh.

0:25:170:25:19

They're all in bloody Welsh! How're you meant to read the signs...?!

0:25:190:25:22

Smithy, these are in English. This way. Come on.

0:25:220:25:24

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

0:25:260:25:28

Oh, my God, Ness... I can see the head! It's amazin'!

0:25:280:25:33

Come on now, Ness, dig deep. One more push!

0:25:330:25:38

Whoooaaaarrrggghhhh...

0:25:380:25:40

# And I can't stop now

0:25:400:25:46

# Such a long time running

0:25:460:25:53

# And I can't stop now

0:25:530:26:00

# Do you hear my heart beating?

0:26:000:26:07

# Can you hear that sound?

0:26:070:26:13

# Cos I can't help thinking

0:26:130:26:20

# And I don't look down... #

0:26:200:26:27

You got a boy.

0:26:270:26:29

# And then I looked up at the sun and I could see

0:26:320:26:37

# All the way that gravity turns for you and me... #

0:26:380:26:43

-Where's my clever girl?

-Where is she?

-Well done.

0:26:440:26:47

-Aww...

-Looks just like you, Smithy, poor little thing.

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What you going to call him?

0:26:550:26:57

-I want to call him after me.

-I'm going to call him after my dad.

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What?

0:27:000:27:01

I'm going to call him after my father.

0:27:010:27:03

No. Sorry...

0:27:030:27:05

I want to name him after me. It's a family thing. We always...

0:27:050:27:09

-So's mine.

-What is your real name?

0:27:090:27:10

What was your father called, my love?

0:27:100:27:12

-Neil.

-Neil.

0:27:120:27:14

-Neil!

-Neil!

-BABY CRIES

0:27:140:27:17

Well, there you go!

0:27:170:27:19

LAUGHTER

0:27:190:27:20

I always thought you was called Colin.

0:27:250:27:28

-Colin?!

-Yeah, Colin.

-Why?

0:27:280:27:30

Well, it's been so long, darlin', I can't remember!

0:27:300:27:34

# Cos I can't help crying

0:27:360:27:41

# And I won't look down. #

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