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# Roll, river

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# Keep on rolling

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# Ancient lady

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# Cold

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Oh, hiya. Excuse me.

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Um...can you tell me where ward K2 is, please?

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DOOR CLUNKS

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Oh.

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BUZZER SOUNDS

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-You're late, Kim.

-I'm sorry, I couldn't find the ward. NURSE SIGHS

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Did you not get the briefing about following the yellow line?

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I did think about that, but then I thought it might just be a patient that had pissed themselves.

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Can you get your coat off and come and give us a hand?

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OK.

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I don't know. It's a very fancy bed, isn't it?

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Well, let's just have a crack, shall we? It can't be that difficult.

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Well, I haven't been to a training session, Kim, so...

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All right, I'm quite good on the DS.

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Can we just move it up?

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That's it, that's good. That's excellent.

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Yeah, Kim, can you just make sure it doesn't... She doesn't...

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Kim! Kim! Please stop, stop, stop! Stop that now.

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Can you not get it back down?

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Yeah. No, Kim, you're going to squash her now.

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-Well...

-Kim! Kim! Her knees are...

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Can you not just make the whole thing come down flat now?

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That's better. Now you've got to hold her, though.

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Make sure she's not going to topple. Kim!

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-I can't, I'm pressing the button, aren't I?

-Move it more towards me.

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Ah, that's perfect. OK, if I hold her, can you...

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-Oh, no.

-No, stop. Stop, stop, stop!

-Oh, bloody hell!

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-Stop.

-Have you got her?

-That's too much.

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-Yeah, I mean I'm holding her.

-Can I go for my break now?

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THEY LAUGH

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-That's it. Now I think we should just...

-Leave her there.

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Leave her there, but press the emergency

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so we can get it right back down to the normal height.

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There's a...there's a red handle. Shall we give that a go?

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-Yeah, give that a go.

-Ooh.

-Ooh, that's it, perfect.

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See, that's what you need, a handle, not some button.

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But do her pulse oximeter and reset the bed.

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But the thing is, like, right, it's not responding now.

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I think what's happened, Kim, is you've given it so many mixed messages...

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How can I give a machine mixed messages?

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-WATER POURS

-Will you drink a bit for me now?

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(All right.)

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Yeah, let me put it here.

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Yeah.

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-SHE SIGHS

-I think that is Sister's office, you know.

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You wouldn't build a ward without a Sister's office, would you?

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-But perhaps it's a linen cupboard.

-Mm.

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Oh, Kim. You can't take your break this morning

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cos I've booked in my health MOT for 11.

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Aiden is a bit worried about my heart

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and, well, he likes me cuddly for sex, obviously, but...

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Please.

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..it just...you know, I'm trying to be a responsible human being.

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Actually, if I miss my break, then can I go ten minutes early?

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It's Darren's birthday.

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I'll think about it, all right?

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What time are you booked in, anyway, for yours?

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Oh, I'm not going to bother. I know exactly what he's going to say.

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"Low-fat diet, give up smoking, BMI,

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"give us a kiss." PHONE RINGS

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Hello. Ward K2.

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Yeah, I think I've got one bed.

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-Bay 2, K2.

-SHE CHUCKLES

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Mrs Dethick.

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SHE SIGHS

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Gents, morning. Sorry, I had to navigate my way around the M25.

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I had a mini-break to celebrate my decree nisi. Ha-ha.

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-Den, can I just pop these in your office? Just a few...

-Oh, sorry, I don't have an office yet.

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-Oh, snap. There do seem to be some teething problems with this merger, don't there?

-Yeah.

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-can I pop them behind your desk for now, then?

-Er...well...

-Er...no, no, sorry.

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My other pair of shoes and my sandwiches are already...

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-Two pairs of shoes? Gosh.

-Yeah...

-Hardly Imelda Marcos, is it?

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There we go, there's plenty of room under there. I'll just pop them under here.

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Could you leave them in your car, please, Dr Moore? Would that...?

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No, no, no, no. You should never leave things in an unattended car.

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Rule number four.

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There we go. Look, that's plenty of space. That won't get in your way. All right?

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-It does take up quite a lot of room.

-They can flatten, can't they?

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I mean that's actually a 600-thread Egyptian cotton

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which, er...a bit of a bargain there, gents, at the outlet village.

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I mean, I couldn't get the whole set. Um...I had to make do with percale pillowcases,

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but I think that's not really going to show in the guest bedrooms.

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Yes, Philip always had to have, er... poly-mix cos of the psoriasis.

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But there we go, that's all... Josh, can I have a very quick word?

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Can't we just set fire to them?

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Josh, I know that your parents are very disappointed that you're

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into retakes, and goodness knows, yes, it's been a...a disappointment,

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but looking forward, on the bright side, I do have some exciting news.

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I have a new research programme which I'm going to need a helpmeet on.

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I've had a phone call from Professor Portnoy-Noor,

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who tells me that we're absolutely ticking the right box,

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that the green light is... is almost imminent.

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What I'm going to do is bring the genito-urinary team

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bang up against the bowel boys. It's going to be pretty radical stuff,

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and you're going to be one of the first to get in there, so think on.

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Er...right, gents, do you want to come over?

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Oh, incidentally, gents, if you do head over Woodstock way,

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do divert to the Blenheim Palace tapestries - they are absolutely magical.

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Jolly good. Try and keep up, please. Do try and look a little...

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-Oh, Den, you've dropped your...

-Mouse.

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Mouse is on the floor. Eek.

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-Where are we going this morning?

-We're going to Mrs Ben-Abdullah.

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-Hello there, Mrs Ben.

-Mrs Ben-Abdullah.

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-That's right. How are you?

-Hello.

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-Hello.

-Are you feeling much better? She's much better.

-Much better?

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Responded very well to the co-amoxiclav, haven't you?

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Terrific. You were supposed to discharge her on Friday.

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-It's just you weren't here, so...

-Right.

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-Can we get the obs up, Sister?

-Yes, OK.

-Thank you.

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Not quite yet.

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-Does anybody know how to work these things? Do you know?

-Yes, I do.

-Oh, you do?

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-You've had training, have you?

-Yeah. Just a bit stuck at the moment.

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-Is that you or is that the machine?

-I don't think it's me...

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Den, do you want to switch with this gentleman?

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Yes. Sorry. Hansley, would you mind just doing bed two first?

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-I have a timetable.

-I know, but don't worry,

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I can have a word with your superior nurse.

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Somebody listen to her chest. Come on, somebody volunteer. You're not going to bite, are you?

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No, she's not going to, she's promised. Can I have a volunteer?

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Good, yes. Josh, you weren't quick enough.

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Come around. Jolly good, have a little listen to the chest.

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-Have we got the obs up yet, Den?

-Erm...

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This is a huge step-change in the right direction, these electronic patient records.

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We are no longer bogged down by these huge paper notes,

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-as you will remember from recently, Josh. So, is that, er...working?

-Well...

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Good morning! What would you like for your lunch?

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You are gluten-free, soft and halal.

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Halal, please.

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Halal. So, that's, um...Thai green curry.

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That sounds delicious, doesn't it? But this lady's not going to be here for lunch today,

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because we're just sorting out her TTO, so...

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If Sister could please, er...send an e-mail to Eezi Heat Services,

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the Luton offices. And they can forward that, then, to Pondicherry for processing.

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-Yes, I've done that already. I did that on Friday.

-E-E-Z-I.

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-Co.uk or .com?

-Yeah, can we get this blood...

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Er...can we sort this out later? Thank you so much.

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-And what is the problem here?

-Erm...

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Is that coming out? Can you give it a quick wipe, maybe?

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-I think actually...

-Hello?

-..it might be quicker if I get the...

-Can we get a cloth?

-..paper records.

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-We need to...can you...

-No, sorry, sorry. They're not allowed to clean those machines.

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Oh, for goodness' sake! Do I have to do everything?

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Sorry, just borrowing your...

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Sorry, Dr Moore. Sorry, you aren't allowed to actually...

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-Yes, no, I'm doing it.

-Yeah, but you can't put water on it.

-MACHINE FIZZES

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Erm...that'll probably dry off. Will it? I would imagine.

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I dropped my mobile once down the toilet, and that was fine.

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Right. Gents. Er...where to next, Sister?

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-Hi.

-Hi, Kim. Welcome to St Jude's.

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-It's lovely to see you again.

-Thank you. Hello. Hello, matrons.

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-No, it...it's mister.

-Hello, mister.

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Mr Loftus is undertaking a private consultative contract for the Trust.

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He's carrying out a skills mix review in a number of wards, including K2.

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-You won't even know I'm here.

-And would either of you like a cake? Mr Loftus?

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It's all in a good cause. Cultural diversity.

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-Go on. The yellow one matches your tie.

-Um...

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Do you mind if I don't? This is Armani.

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-Oh, hi, Damaris. Hils.

-Hi!

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-Hi, hi.

-Wow. Hi.

-Um...

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Um...could you get Mr Loftus a chair, please, Sister?

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-Kim, could you get Mr Loftus a chair, please?

-No, no need whatsoever.

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I'm...I'm just here to observe. I'll just, um...blend into the wallpaper.

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You're just standing there watching us, then?

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Yeah, I hope you're not going to watch my bottom!

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Er...cultural diversity cupcake, Den?

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Oh, that. Oh, they're... Oh, they're so pretty.

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It's just a little welcome to the hospital for the two of you.

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I love cultural diversity. Yeah, I've been out with loads of black guys, you know.

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-It was always brilliant.

-HILARY CLEARS THROAT

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-Erm...I'm just going to set up my iPad.

-Right.

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-Do you mind if I have the pink one?

-I'll see you later. Enjoy the cakes.

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-Oh, thank you so much.

-It's OK.

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-Den.

-Mm.

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He is looking at your bum, you know.

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Don't worry about it, Kim, honestly.

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He's gay. I'm married.

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Want one?

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-Sorry.

-Hi.

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Den, could I have a word with you in private, please?

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-Yes. Absolutely.

-Is that all right?

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-Yes, um...

-Jolly good.

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..just wondered if anybody else fancied the yellow cake?

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-You don't want it, do you, Kim?

-Er...no, thank you.

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Do you want to come into my temporary office?

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Yes, absolutely. You're in here, are you?

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-Yes. Do take a seat.

-Gosh.

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No, I'm fine, thank you.

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I just need to get your buy-in, Den, for my research,

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er...which is colonisation of conventional gut bacteria in the amenorrheic woman

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and its effect on mucosa in the atrophic vagina and urethra.

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-So, what I...

-That's, erm...what in layman...

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Well, put in layperson's terms, I suppose,

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well, you're probably already aware yourself, aren't you,

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of certain changes in the undercarriage area, and the...

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-Sorry, where is this headed?

-Not to worry.

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-Er...very much in post-65 vulvas...

-OK.

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...which, you know, obviously, you've a way to go,

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but specifically what we're going to be looking for,

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and this is where you're going to come in, um...is polarisation of the vaginal area,

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-thinning of tissue...

-Sounds fascinating, absolutely.

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It's just that, it's not that I don't want to get involved,

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it's just that you're going to have to take it up with my successor.

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-Have...have you been...

-No, no, no, no.

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-No? Gosh.

-Aiden and I, we... Well, we're moving.

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-Where...where are you going?

-Leicester.

-Oh, dear.

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-What's he up to?

-He's starting a business with his brother.

-Mm. Mm.

-Car valeting.

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Oh, right. And you're going to be helping with the scrubbing, are you?

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No, no, no. He doesn't want me to work any more so...

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Are you sure you want to give up your independence, Den?

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-Certain, yeah.

-Oh, well, that's a shame.

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You'd have enjoyed getting your teeth into my vaginal atrophy.

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Possibly, yes.

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Oh, whilst we're here, Den,

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could you check how many times Mrs Ben-Abdullah is doing a wee?

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Because that's going to affect her discharge.

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-Yes.

-All right, thank you.

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DOOR BUZZES

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Oh, hello again, Mrs Dethick.

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-Hello there. I'm not well.

-No?

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-Not too good?

-No, no, not good at all.

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-Come on, then. Shall we put you into bed?

-OK.

-Are you all right, Donald?

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Yeah, I'm all right.

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THEY SNORE

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Mm. Did you get any pillowcases, Kim?

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No, Annapurna said they're a bit low, too,

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but they'd talk to Fuji later and maybe get some.

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-Hello, has Mrs Dethick arrived yet?

-She has, yes.

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-Not that she's really ill So it doesn't make much...

-Sorry? Sorry?

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Um...yeah, I was just, er... She's not actually that ill, so...

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-Oh. Have you already examined her, Dr Dukes?

-No.

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No. Right, well, we'll...we'll see, then, shall we? Have her notes come up yet?

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I've got the older ones, some of the paper ones,

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because the EPR's gone down now and we're waiting for Maintenance.

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There's no blame intended there, accidents happen, of course, so...

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-Have you had your health check, James?

-Er...no. 11.30.

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Yes, Dr Kersley's told me that I've got rather low cholesterol.

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I can even indulge in a little bit more butter. Ha-ha!

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Though he probably won't say that to you, will he, James?

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Er...it's genetics often, isn't it? But, no...

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-Does he do bloods?

-Yes, bloods, swabs.

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-Urine, the lot. He's pretty thorough.

-Brilliant.

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-Oh, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

-Mm, mm.

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-Hello, Mrs Dethick.

-Hello.

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You remember Dr Moore. I'm sure you'll remember Mrs Dethick, won't you?

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-Yes, hello again.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Yes, she was in in March.

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Um...for biliary colic, and she had some tests, June, abdo X-rays.

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-Yeah, that was severe constipation.

-Mm-hm, mm-hm.

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-September, you had intravenous urethrogram for renal colic and stones?

-Yeah.

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-Mm.

-All those test results were negative.

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And now you've spotted blood in your faeces?

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I saw a poster in the chemist.

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Yes, I think sometimes those can be a bit alarming, can't they, yes?

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Sometimes a bit of autosuggestion...

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Yes, so...so that must have caused you some alarm?

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-Yes, and I haven't been feeling very well in myself.

-No. I think we'll run a few routine tests.

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You know, rule out anything sinister. All right?

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So, Josh, do you want to, um...organise using this group

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and, say, top and tail, colonoscopy, please, as well.

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And bloods, check the haematinics. Thank you.

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-And will I have to have an MRI scan?

-Not necessarily, no.

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Because the thing is I... I get claustrophobic.

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-She's already had a CAT scan.

-And was that clear?

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-Yes.

-Well, these things can change, and sometimes pretty quickly, unfortunately.

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(The last time she was in, it was just constipation.

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(There was nothing more serious.)

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Yes, that may well be the case, Den, but we don't want to rule out

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metastasisation of the liver and pancreas

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and possibly even, you know, ovarian cancer so...

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Oh, actually, Josh, could you pop down

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a CA-125 tumour marker on that list for me, please?

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-And how's your appetite?

-It's very poor.

-Is it?

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Yes, well, she did manage the cupcakes so...

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-Yes, but I didn't have any breakfast.

-Mm.

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We'll run the routine tests, and, just to be on the safe side,

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ask the oncology team to pop down and have a little look,

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just to get the differential diagnoses, all right?

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In the meantime, could you organise, er...20 milligrams of Buscopan

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and some paracetamol, all right?

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Um...thank you.

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You just have a quick relax there, Mrs Dethick, yes?

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That woman is completely wasting our time.

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There's people in here who are actually ill, people like Enid here.

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-All right, Enid?

-I didn't get much sleep last night.

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-No.

-It was so hot.

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Den, look, that's the last of the sheets, all right?

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-Can I put a duvet cover on her?

-Yeah.

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Just use your discretion, Kim.

0:15:210:15:22

I mean, does it actually need changing?

0:15:220:15:25

Well, it did, yeah.

0:15:250:15:27

Ah, er...Josh, can I firm you up later?

0:15:300:15:33

Er...look, I know in your continent, er...

0:15:330:15:36

I...I just think that vulvas could be a very exciting area

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for you to get into as, er... your specialism, you know,

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given some of the more, er...barbaric,

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for want of a better expression, practices...

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I mean, although, obviously, who are we in the West to...

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to judge these things? Um...but I...

0:15:500:15:52

I really feel, Josh, if you come on board with my vag-at, you know,

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by the time you do get back to your part of the world,

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you will know the intricacies of female genitalia

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like the back of your hand.

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So, you know, think on.

0:16:030:16:04

Ah, sorry, I didn't realise you were here, Mr Loftus.

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Er...this is highly confidential, pioneering clinical research, so...

0:16:070:16:11

You...you're not here anyway, are you?

0:16:110:16:15

Right. OK.

0:16:150:16:16

Er...yes, thank you.

0:16:160:16:18

Sorry, Mrs Ben-Abdullah.

0:16:210:16:22

You're still waiting for your GP letter, aren't you?

0:16:220:16:25

-That's right.

-Did you order some lunch?

0:16:250:16:28

I'm...I'm not sure.

0:16:280:16:30

-I'll make you some toast.

-Sorry, Kim, that took ages.

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It was fantastic, absolutely amazing.

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I'm going to get all the test results today.

0:16:340:16:37

Do you want any help with the red trays?

0:16:370:16:39

Please. I've done Ms Burgess. You want to do Enid?

0:16:390:16:43

Yeah, sure.

0:16:430:16:44

Portobello and chestnut mushroom pappardelle?

0:16:440:16:48

That's... They don't want that.

0:16:480:16:50

They want mince and potatoes. It's so stupid.

0:16:500:16:52

Hey, Mrs Dethick. Can I tempt you with that?

0:16:530:16:56

I don't think so, dear.

0:16:560:16:58

I heard the doctor say something about cancer.

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Look, do you think that would be right with my symptoms?

0:17:020:17:05

I don't want to be a nuisance.

0:17:050:17:07

No, listen, don't worry about it.

0:17:070:17:08

I mean, obviously they've got to rule out the worst.

0:17:080:17:11

-Yeah.

-I'm sure it'll be fine.

0:17:110:17:13

-You think that's what it is?

-Absolutely.

0:17:130:17:16

Well, I hope you're right.

0:17:160:17:18

Sorry, Kim, sorry. Just have a quick word.

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(Try not to over-reassure the patients, because it's not good practice.)

0:17:210:17:25

(Just give them the facts, OK?)

0:17:250:17:26

(Yeah, but you said yourself there was nothing wrong with her.)

0:17:260:17:29

(There is nothing wrong with her,)

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(but we can't be the ones to tell her that.)

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Oh.

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VEHICLES PASSING

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PHONE RINGS

0:17:480:17:50

Hi, Jason. No, we have got tomato sauce.

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It's in the fridge. No, it's for Darren's birthday cake.

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Well, look again!

0:17:580:18:01

All right, well, we must have run out. I'll get some on the way home.

0:18:010:18:04

PHONE BEEPS

0:18:040:18:06

-I like a treacle pudding. Do you?

-Yes, I do.

0:18:130:18:15

That's it, good girl.

0:18:150:18:17

-Lovely.

-Hi, Den. You having lunch?

0:18:170:18:20

-No, this is Enid's lunch here.

-No, I mean later.

0:18:200:18:23

Yeah, yeah.

0:18:230:18:24

I thought perhaps we could find a quiet corner in Chatters.

0:18:240:18:28

I don't...I don't think it's a good idea, Hilary.

0:18:290:18:32

I have renewed my vows now.

0:18:320:18:33

-I didn't know that.

-Mm.

0:18:330:18:36

Yeah.

0:18:360:18:37

Well, if I could just have a moment with you, would that be all right?

0:18:370:18:42

It's quite important.

0:18:420:18:44

If...if possible.

0:18:440:18:45

Please?

0:18:470:18:48

Enid, can you...do you want to help yourself to that?

0:18:490:18:53

Yeah? All right, then.

0:18:530:18:55

-Let's go to my office.

-OK. Thank you, madam.

0:18:550:18:58

Erm...do you want to take a seat?

0:19:040:19:06

OK.

0:19:060:19:08

Now, what can I do for you?

0:19:110:19:13

RESPIRATOR WHEEZING

0:19:140:19:16

(You sure she can't hear?)

0:19:160:19:17

No, no, she's stage 13.

0:19:170:19:19

Unlucky for some. That's what they say, isn't it?

0:19:190:19:21

Well, not for me, though, cos I can use this room as an office.

0:19:210:19:24

Oh, right.

0:19:240:19:25

Erm...listen, what I've come here for is to tell you

0:19:250:19:29

I'm going to have one of those health checks this afternoon.

0:19:290:19:32

Right. You're not allowed one, are you, cos you're not NHS any more?

0:19:320:19:36

-Cos you're an accountant or...

-No, no, I'm not an accountant.

0:19:360:19:38

I'm a business consultant.

0:19:380:19:40

-Right.

-And I'm paying in for it myself, anyway.

0:19:400:19:42

-Really?

-Yeah, well, it's tax deductible, so...

0:19:420:19:45

-How much is it?

-Well, I don't really want to go into that.

0:19:450:19:47

-Look, listen...

-I just...I'm only asking cos...

0:19:470:19:50

Just listen to me. I've got something very important to say.

0:19:500:19:53

While I'm there, I'm going to have an HIV test...

0:19:540:19:57

Right.

0:19:570:19:58

..and I think you should too.

0:19:580:20:00

Right, thank you.

0:20:020:20:03

That was it, really, just...

0:20:030:20:05

-Thanks.

-Thank you.

0:20:050:20:06

Hiya, Kim. Hi, Den.

0:20:400:20:42

-Hi, Damaris. Hi.

-Yeah.

0:20:420:20:43

I just wanted to make sure you've got

0:20:430:20:45

an appropriate allocation of linen.

0:20:450:20:47

Actually, Popocatepetl have been on the rob and...

0:20:470:20:49

Yeah, we are a bit short.

0:20:490:20:51

Yeah, we could do with a few more sheets.

0:20:510:20:53

I can task someone

0:20:530:20:55

-to sort that out for you, no problem.

-Brilliant, fantastic.

0:20:550:20:57

-Would you like one of your cakes?

-Erm...oh, no, thanks, Den.

0:20:570:21:01

You sure? I mean there's a black one, er...brown one left here if...

0:21:010:21:05

I mean, they were all nice, all the different colours,

0:21:050:21:07

but the brown one was... was particularly nice.

0:21:070:21:09

No, no, thanks, Den. Right, do you need anything else or...

0:21:090:21:13

-Great. Well, see you later.

-See you later.

0:21:140:21:16

-Thank you.

-Bye. Bye, Den.

-Thanks so much, Damaris.

0:21:160:21:18

-Thanks, Kim.

-Bye.

0:21:180:21:20

Bye.

0:21:200:21:21

Why is she so bloody nice?

0:21:210:21:23

Well, she only graduated a minute ago

0:21:230:21:26

and already she's two grades above me.

0:21:260:21:28

And above me, Kim. Well, that's what a degree does for you.

0:21:280:21:31

Den, can I borrow you for a moment?

0:21:310:21:34

Um...Mrs Dethick is showing signs of anxiety.

0:21:340:21:36

-Well, I did mention that she might...

-Thank you.

0:21:360:21:38

Sue, thank you so much for popping by.

0:21:380:21:41

-Any major concerns at this stage?

-No, not really.

0:21:410:21:43

All right, Sue, I'll see you later.

0:21:430:21:45

Den, can I just borrow your office for a moment?

0:21:450:21:47

-Erm...

-Thank you.

0:21:470:21:49

Ah, Mr Loftus. I'm just, er...

0:21:510:21:53

borrowing Sister Flixter's desk for a moment.

0:21:530:21:56

Don't worry about me cos I... I'm not here.

0:21:560:21:59

Righto.

0:21:590:22:01

-Been busy?

-Just observing.

0:22:050:22:09

Yes, I'm sure you are.

0:22:090:22:11

Are the nursing staff aware that this skills mix review of yours

0:22:110:22:14

will involve identifying surplus fat?

0:22:140:22:17

I mean, isn't your job to cut these care systems down to the bare bone?

0:22:170:22:21

We, um...we may be looking at some streamlining.

0:22:210:22:24

Hm.

0:22:240:22:25

14, 15. Clean sluice.

0:22:270:22:30

So, er...did you manage a holiday this year, then, Mrs Dethick?

0:22:400:22:43

Well, I didn't think I was going to be able to,

0:22:430:22:46

but actually I did manage a week in Albufeira.

0:22:460:22:48

-Oh, nice.

-Mm.

-Yeah, it is rather nice there, isn't it?

0:22:480:22:51

Hello, Mrs Dethick. Just going to take some blood from you.

0:22:510:22:55

-Oh. Yes.

-Very good.

-That's all right, nothing to worry about.

0:22:550:22:58

Just relax for me, just relax.

0:22:580:23:00

I...I don't think... I'm not really very well.

0:23:000:23:03

No, you're not. You're getting too worked up.

0:23:030:23:05

Now, just long, deep breaths, OK? It's all right. Nothing to worry about.

0:23:050:23:09

-I'm beginning to feel quite dizzy!

-GASPING

0:23:090:23:11

Well done, well done. Nice and slow.

0:23:110:23:14

-Get me an ECG machine, please.

-All right, long deep breaths.

0:23:140:23:16

Ah, James. Sue was just suggesting

0:23:160:23:18

we take Mrs Dethick down for a high colonoscopy.

0:23:180:23:21

-She's having a panic attack.

-Ah, James, two milligrams diazepam.

0:23:210:23:24

Yep. OK. Well done, well done.

0:23:240:23:27

She...she needs a psychological assessment from Denby Park.

0:23:270:23:30

No, we have a lot of things to rule out before we leap

0:23:300:23:32

to that conclusion, Nurse.

0:23:320:23:33

Could you call a porter when she's a bit calmer? Thank you.

0:23:330:23:37

MRS DETHICK WHEEZES

0:23:370:23:39

Oh, yeah, hi. Um...can you tell me

0:23:500:23:52

who the duty psychiatrist is, please?

0:23:520:23:55

I'm calling from ward K2 at St Jude's. We need an assessment.

0:23:550:23:59

Erm...Kim Wilde.

0:23:590:24:00

Thanks.

0:24:010:24:02

-Is that coffee?

-Yes, it's coffee, yeah.

0:24:050:24:07

Yeah, and, um... well, might as well take three.

0:24:070:24:10

-Er...four?

-Do you want four?

0:24:100:24:13

-Yeah. Oh, sorry, excuse me.

-PHONE RINGS

0:24:130:24:15

-Hang on a sec.

-Yes.

0:24:150:24:17

Hello?

0:24:170:24:19

Yes, it is, yeah.

0:24:200:24:21

27th of the 10th, 1967.

0:24:210:24:24

Oh, that's great. Thank...thank you.

0:24:240:24:26

Yeah, and what... what about the blood sugar?

0:24:260:24:29

5.2? That's fantastic.

0:24:290:24:32

Yeah.

0:24:320:24:34

PHONE RINGS

0:24:440:24:46

Hello, K2.

0:24:490:24:51

Oh, I was hoping you might be Estates.

0:24:510:24:53

We've got a broken bed and a locked door.

0:24:530:24:55

No, I haven't seen Sister for ages.

0:24:550:24:58

Yeah, all right, I'll tell her. Cheers. Bye. Bye.

0:24:580:25:01

Can you tell Den I'll give her a ring?

0:25:010:25:03

Did you call Nigel Hoskins about Mrs Dethick?

0:25:080:25:11

He tells me you've diagnosed her as hypochondriacal.

0:25:110:25:13

-Yeah.

-Right. Well, thank you for your honesty, at least.

0:25:130:25:17

I would ask you in future, Nurse,

0:25:170:25:18

not to meddle in other people's business.

0:25:180:25:20

You have caused me great embarrassment with Dr Hoskins.

0:25:200:25:24

SHE SIGHS

0:25:270:25:29

Have you got any sheets? We're really short next door.

0:25:430:25:46

-No, I don't think we have.

-Oh.

0:25:460:25:48

Oh. No, hang on a minute.

0:25:480:25:49

-Um...look, these should keep you going.

-Oh.

0:25:520:25:55

-Great, thanks.

-All right? See you later. Ta-ra.

0:25:550:25:58

Yes, so, there's no blood in your faeces, and you're not anaemic,

0:25:580:26:01

so we'll be able to discharge you tomorrow.

0:26:010:26:03

-Oh, thank goodness.

-Yes, oncology are fairly happy,

0:26:030:26:06

although they would like us to go ahead with that colonoscopy,

0:26:060:26:08

so you'll receive an appointment through the post, OK?

0:26:080:26:11

Why? Do you think there might... might be something else?

0:26:110:26:15

Well, old age doesn't come alone, I'm afraid, Mrs Dethick.

0:26:150:26:18

-Oh.

-All right? Jolly good.

0:26:180:26:20

Oh, Den.

0:26:270:26:28

Sorry. Um...is it all right? I...I need to go in a minute.

0:26:280:26:31

Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, fine.

0:26:310:26:34

I'll tell you what, though, thanks for making me go to my health check.

0:26:340:26:38

I don't know quite how it happened,

0:26:380:26:40

but everything's in the normal range.

0:26:400:26:42

Great.

0:26:420:26:44

Oh, and, um...and, Den, Hilary wants you to call him.

0:26:460:26:49

Thanks, Kim. Yeah, I'll... I'll phone him.

0:26:490:26:53

RESPIRATOR WHEEZES

0:26:580:27:00

-You OK?

-Yeah. Go on, Kim. Quick.

0:27:120:27:13

You'll miss the shuttle bus. Go on.

0:27:130:27:16

-You sure?

-Yeah.

0:27:160:27:17

Den, are you sure you're all right?

0:27:380:27:41

I think so.

0:27:430:27:44

I'm going to be a mum.

0:27:470:27:48

You what?

0:27:480:27:50

I'm pregnant. Six weeks.

0:27:500:27:52

Bloody hell. Is that a good thing? DEN SIGHS

0:27:520:27:55

Yeah...

0:27:550:27:57

No. I...I'm just surprised. I thought I was too old.

0:27:590:28:03

-Well, you're only 38.

-Oh, that's just my dating age.

0:28:030:28:06

Oh.

0:28:060:28:07

Go on, Kim, you really will miss the bus. It's...

0:28:070:28:10

-Yeah, you've got two minutes.

-I've probably missed it already.

0:28:100:28:13

Look, I'll put the kettle on and I'll do the handover notes,

0:28:130:28:16

all right? I'll be back in a bit.

0:28:160:28:18

Thanks.

0:28:180:28:19

Dave, yeah, it's me.

0:28:240:28:26

Can you get Jason some tomato sauce on your way home?

0:28:260:28:28

Cos I'm going to be a bit late.

0:28:280:28:30

And tell Darren I'm sorry,

0:28:300:28:31

I'll be home as soon as I can, all right?

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