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Oh, hiya. Excuse me. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Um...can you tell me where ward K2 is, please? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
DOOR CLUNKS | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Oh. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
BUZZER SOUNDS | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-You're late, Kim. -I'm sorry, I couldn't find the ward. NURSE SIGHS | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Did you not get the briefing about following the yellow line? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
I did think about that, but then I thought it might just be a patient that had pissed themselves. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Can you get your coat off and come and give us a hand? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
OK. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
I don't know. It's a very fancy bed, isn't it? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
Well, let's just have a crack, shall we? It can't be that difficult. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Well, I haven't been to a training session, Kim, so... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
All right, I'm quite good on the DS. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Can we just move it up? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
That's it, that's good. That's excellent. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Yeah, Kim, can you just make sure it doesn't... She doesn't... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Kim! Kim! Please stop, stop, stop! Stop that now. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Can you not get it back down? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Yeah. No, Kim, you're going to squash her now. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
-Well... -Kim! Kim! Her knees are... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Can you not just make the whole thing come down flat now? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
That's better. Now you've got to hold her, though. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Make sure she's not going to topple. Kim! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
-I can't, I'm pressing the button, aren't I? -Move it more towards me. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Ah, that's perfect. OK, if I hold her, can you... | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
-Oh, no. -No, stop. Stop, stop, stop! -Oh, bloody hell! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Stop. -Have you got her? -That's too much. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-Yeah, I mean I'm holding her. -Can I go for my break now? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-That's it. Now I think we should just... -Leave her there. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Leave her there, but press the emergency | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
so we can get it right back down to the normal height. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
There's a...there's a red handle. Shall we give that a go? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-Yeah, give that a go. -Ooh. -Ooh, that's it, perfect. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
See, that's what you need, a handle, not some button. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
But do her pulse oximeter and reset the bed. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
But the thing is, like, right, it's not responding now. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
I think what's happened, Kim, is you've given it so many mixed messages... | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
How can I give a machine mixed messages? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
-WATER POURS -Will you drink a bit for me now? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
(All right.) | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, let me put it here. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-SHE SIGHS -I think that is Sister's office, you know. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
You wouldn't build a ward without a Sister's office, would you? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-But perhaps it's a linen cupboard. -Mm. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Oh, Kim. You can't take your break this morning | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
cos I've booked in my health MOT for 11. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Aiden is a bit worried about my heart | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
and, well, he likes me cuddly for sex, obviously, but... | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Please. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
..it just...you know, I'm trying to be a responsible human being. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
Actually, if I miss my break, then can I go ten minutes early? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
It's Darren's birthday. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I'll think about it, all right? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
What time are you booked in, anyway, for yours? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Oh, I'm not going to bother. I know exactly what he's going to say. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
"Low-fat diet, give up smoking, BMI, | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
"give us a kiss." PHONE RINGS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Hello. Ward K2. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Yeah, I think I've got one bed. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-Bay 2, K2. -SHE CHUCKLES | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Mrs Dethick. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Gents, morning. Sorry, I had to navigate my way around the M25. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
I had a mini-break to celebrate my decree nisi. Ha-ha. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Den, can I just pop these in your office? Just a few... -Oh, sorry, I don't have an office yet. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-Oh, snap. There do seem to be some teething problems with this merger, don't there? -Yeah. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-can I pop them behind your desk for now, then? -Er...well... -Er...no, no, sorry. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
My other pair of shoes and my sandwiches are already... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
-Two pairs of shoes? Gosh. -Yeah... -Hardly Imelda Marcos, is it? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
There we go, there's plenty of room under there. I'll just pop them under here. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Could you leave them in your car, please, Dr Moore? Would that...? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
No, no, no, no. You should never leave things in an unattended car. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Rule number four. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
There we go. Look, that's plenty of space. That won't get in your way. All right? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
-It does take up quite a lot of room. -They can flatten, can't they? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I mean that's actually a 600-thread Egyptian cotton | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
which, er...a bit of a bargain there, gents, at the outlet village. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
I mean, I couldn't get the whole set. Um...I had to make do with percale pillowcases, | 0:04:56 | 0:05:01 | |
but I think that's not really going to show in the guest bedrooms. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Yes, Philip always had to have, er... poly-mix cos of the psoriasis. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
But there we go, that's all... Josh, can I have a very quick word? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Can't we just set fire to them? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Josh, I know that your parents are very disappointed that you're | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
into retakes, and goodness knows, yes, it's been a...a disappointment, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
but looking forward, on the bright side, I do have some exciting news. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
I have a new research programme which I'm going to need a helpmeet on. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
I've had a phone call from Professor Portnoy-Noor, | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
who tells me that we're absolutely ticking the right box, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
that the green light is... is almost imminent. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
What I'm going to do is bring the genito-urinary team | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
bang up against the bowel boys. It's going to be pretty radical stuff, | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
and you're going to be one of the first to get in there, so think on. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Er...right, gents, do you want to come over? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Oh, incidentally, gents, if you do head over Woodstock way, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
do divert to the Blenheim Palace tapestries - they are absolutely magical. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
Jolly good. Try and keep up, please. Do try and look a little... | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-Oh, Den, you've dropped your... -Mouse. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Mouse is on the floor. Eek. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-Where are we going this morning? -We're going to Mrs Ben-Abdullah. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-Hello there, Mrs Ben. -Mrs Ben-Abdullah. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-That's right. How are you? -Hello. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-Hello. -Are you feeling much better? She's much better. -Much better? | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Responded very well to the co-amoxiclav, haven't you? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Terrific. You were supposed to discharge her on Friday. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-It's just you weren't here, so... -Right. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
-Can we get the obs up, Sister? -Yes, OK. -Thank you. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Not quite yet. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
-Does anybody know how to work these things? Do you know? -Yes, I do. -Oh, you do? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-You've had training, have you? -Yeah. Just a bit stuck at the moment. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Is that you or is that the machine? -I don't think it's me... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Den, do you want to switch with this gentleman? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Yes. Sorry. Hansley, would you mind just doing bed two first? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-I have a timetable. -I know, but don't worry, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
I can have a word with your superior nurse. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Somebody listen to her chest. Come on, somebody volunteer. You're not going to bite, are you? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:49 | |
No, she's not going to, she's promised. Can I have a volunteer? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Good, yes. Josh, you weren't quick enough. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Come around. Jolly good, have a little listen to the chest. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-Have we got the obs up yet, Den? -Erm... | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
This is a huge step-change in the right direction, these electronic patient records. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
We are no longer bogged down by these huge paper notes, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-as you will remember from recently, Josh. So, is that, er...working? -Well... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Good morning! What would you like for your lunch? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
You are gluten-free, soft and halal. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Halal, please. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Halal. So, that's, um...Thai green curry. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
That sounds delicious, doesn't it? But this lady's not going to be here for lunch today, | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
because we're just sorting out her TTO, so... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
If Sister could please, er...send an e-mail to Eezi Heat Services, | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
the Luton offices. And they can forward that, then, to Pondicherry for processing. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
-Yes, I've done that already. I did that on Friday. -E-E-Z-I. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-Co.uk or .com? -Yeah, can we get this blood... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Er...can we sort this out later? Thank you so much. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-And what is the problem here? -Erm... | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Is that coming out? Can you give it a quick wipe, maybe? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
-I think actually... -Hello? -..it might be quicker if I get the... -Can we get a cloth? -..paper records. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
-We need to...can you... -No, sorry, sorry. They're not allowed to clean those machines. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake! Do I have to do everything? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Sorry, just borrowing your... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Sorry, Dr Moore. Sorry, you aren't allowed to actually... | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
-Yes, no, I'm doing it. -Yeah, but you can't put water on it. -MACHINE FIZZES | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Erm...that'll probably dry off. Will it? I would imagine. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
I dropped my mobile once down the toilet, and that was fine. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
Right. Gents. Er...where to next, Sister? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
-Hi. -Hi, Kim. Welcome to St Jude's. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-It's lovely to see you again. -Thank you. Hello. Hello, matrons. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-No, it...it's mister. -Hello, mister. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Mr Loftus is undertaking a private consultative contract for the Trust. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
He's carrying out a skills mix review in a number of wards, including K2. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-You won't even know I'm here. -And would either of you like a cake? Mr Loftus? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
It's all in a good cause. Cultural diversity. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
-Go on. The yellow one matches your tie. -Um... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Do you mind if I don't? This is Armani. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-Oh, hi, Damaris. Hils. -Hi! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Hi, hi. -Wow. Hi. -Um... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Um...could you get Mr Loftus a chair, please, Sister? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Kim, could you get Mr Loftus a chair, please? -No, no need whatsoever. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
I'm...I'm just here to observe. I'll just, um...blend into the wallpaper. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
You're just standing there watching us, then? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Yeah, I hope you're not going to watch my bottom! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Er...cultural diversity cupcake, Den? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Oh, that. Oh, they're... Oh, they're so pretty. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
It's just a little welcome to the hospital for the two of you. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
I love cultural diversity. Yeah, I've been out with loads of black guys, you know. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
-It was always brilliant. -HILARY CLEARS THROAT | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Erm...I'm just going to set up my iPad. -Right. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-Do you mind if I have the pink one? -I'll see you later. Enjoy the cakes. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-Oh, thank you so much. -It's OK. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Den. -Mm. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
He is looking at your bum, you know. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Don't worry about it, Kim, honestly. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
He's gay. I'm married. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Want one? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Sorry. -Hi. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
Den, could I have a word with you in private, please? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-Yes. Absolutely. -Is that all right? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
-Yes, um... -Jolly good. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
..just wondered if anybody else fancied the yellow cake? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-You don't want it, do you, Kim? -Er...no, thank you. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Do you want to come into my temporary office? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Yes, absolutely. You're in here, are you? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-Yes. Do take a seat. -Gosh. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
No, I'm fine, thank you. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
I just need to get your buy-in, Den, for my research, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
er...which is colonisation of conventional gut bacteria in the amenorrheic woman | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
and its effect on mucosa in the atrophic vagina and urethra. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-So, what I... -That's, erm...what in layman... | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Well, put in layperson's terms, I suppose, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
well, you're probably already aware yourself, aren't you, | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
of certain changes in the undercarriage area, and the... | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-Sorry, where is this headed? -Not to worry. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-Er...very much in post-65 vulvas... -OK. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
...which, you know, obviously, you've a way to go, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
but specifically what we're going to be looking for, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
and this is where you're going to come in, um...is polarisation of the vaginal area, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
-thinning of tissue... -Sounds fascinating, absolutely. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
It's just that, it's not that I don't want to get involved, | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
it's just that you're going to have to take it up with my successor. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-Have...have you been... -No, no, no, no. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-No? Gosh. -Aiden and I, we... Well, we're moving. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-Where...where are you going? -Leicester. -Oh, dear. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-What's he up to? -He's starting a business with his brother. -Mm. Mm. -Car valeting. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh, right. And you're going to be helping with the scrubbing, are you? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
No, no, no. He doesn't want me to work any more so... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Are you sure you want to give up your independence, Den? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
-Certain, yeah. -Oh, well, that's a shame. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
You'd have enjoyed getting your teeth into my vaginal atrophy. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Possibly, yes. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Oh, whilst we're here, Den, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
could you check how many times Mrs Ben-Abdullah is doing a wee? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
Because that's going to affect her discharge. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-Yes. -All right, thank you. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
DOOR BUZZES | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Oh, hello again, Mrs Dethick. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
-Hello there. I'm not well. -No? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
-Not too good? -No, no, not good at all. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
-Come on, then. Shall we put you into bed? -OK. -Are you all right, Donald? | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Yeah, I'm all right. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
THEY SNORE | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Mm. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
Mm. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Mm. Did you get any pillowcases, Kim? | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
No, Annapurna said they're a bit low, too, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
but they'd talk to Fuji later and maybe get some. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-Hello, has Mrs Dethick arrived yet? -She has, yes. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-Not that she's really ill So it doesn't make much... -Sorry? Sorry? | 0:12:34 | 0:12:38 | |
Um...yeah, I was just, er... She's not actually that ill, so... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-Oh. Have you already examined her, Dr Dukes? -No. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
No. Right, well, we'll...we'll see, then, shall we? Have her notes come up yet? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
I've got the older ones, some of the paper ones, | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
because the EPR's gone down now and we're waiting for Maintenance. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
There's no blame intended there, accidents happen, of course, so... | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-Have you had your health check, James? -Er...no. 11.30. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Yes, Dr Kersley's told me that I've got rather low cholesterol. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
I can even indulge in a little bit more butter. Ha-ha! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Though he probably won't say that to you, will he, James? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Er...it's genetics often, isn't it? But, no... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
-Does he do bloods? -Yes, bloods, swabs. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-Urine, the lot. He's pretty thorough. -Brilliant. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
-Oh, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. -Mm, mm. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-Hello, Mrs Dethick. -Hello. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
You remember Dr Moore. I'm sure you'll remember Mrs Dethick, won't you? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
-Yes, hello again. -Hello. -Hello. -Yes, she was in in March. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Um...for biliary colic, and she had some tests, June, abdo X-rays. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
-Yeah, that was severe constipation. -Mm-hm, mm-hm. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-September, you had intravenous urethrogram for renal colic and stones? -Yeah. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-Mm. -All those test results were negative. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
And now you've spotted blood in your faeces? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
I saw a poster in the chemist. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
Yes, I think sometimes those can be a bit alarming, can't they, yes? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Sometimes a bit of autosuggestion... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Yes, so...so that must have caused you some alarm? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
-Yes, and I haven't been feeling very well in myself. -No. I think we'll run a few routine tests. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
You know, rule out anything sinister. All right? | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
So, Josh, do you want to, um...organise using this group | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
and, say, top and tail, colonoscopy, please, as well. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
And bloods, check the haematinics. Thank you. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-And will I have to have an MRI scan? -Not necessarily, no. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Because the thing is I... I get claustrophobic. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-She's already had a CAT scan. -And was that clear? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-Yes. -Well, these things can change, and sometimes pretty quickly, unfortunately. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
(The last time she was in, it was just constipation. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
(There was nothing more serious.) | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Yes, that may well be the case, Den, but we don't want to rule out | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
metastasisation of the liver and pancreas | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
and possibly even, you know, ovarian cancer so... | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Oh, actually, Josh, could you pop down | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
a CA-125 tumour marker on that list for me, please? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-And how's your appetite? -It's very poor. -Is it? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
Yes, well, she did manage the cupcakes so... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
-Yes, but I didn't have any breakfast. -Mm. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
We'll run the routine tests, and, just to be on the safe side, | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
ask the oncology team to pop down and have a little look, | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
just to get the differential diagnoses, all right? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
In the meantime, could you organise, er...20 milligrams of Buscopan | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
and some paracetamol, all right? | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Um...thank you. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
You just have a quick relax there, Mrs Dethick, yes? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
That woman is completely wasting our time. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
There's people in here who are actually ill, people like Enid here. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-All right, Enid? -I didn't get much sleep last night. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
-No. -It was so hot. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Den, look, that's the last of the sheets, all right? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-Can I put a duvet cover on her? -Yeah. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Just use your discretion, Kim. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
I mean, does it actually need changing? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Well, it did, yeah. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Ah, er...Josh, can I firm you up later? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Er...look, I know in your continent, er... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
I...I just think that vulvas could be a very exciting area | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
for you to get into as, er... your specialism, you know, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
given some of the more, er...barbaric, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
for want of a better expression, practices... | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I mean, although, obviously, who are we in the West to... | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
to judge these things? Um...but I... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
I really feel, Josh, if you come on board with my vag-at, you know, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
by the time you do get back to your part of the world, | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
you will know the intricacies of female genitalia | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
like the back of your hand. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
So, you know, think on. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
Ah, sorry, I didn't realise you were here, Mr Loftus. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Er...this is highly confidential, pioneering clinical research, so... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
You...you're not here anyway, are you? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Right. OK. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Er...yes, thank you. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Sorry, Mrs Ben-Abdullah. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
You're still waiting for your GP letter, aren't you? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
-That's right. -Did you order some lunch? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
I'm...I'm not sure. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-I'll make you some toast. -Sorry, Kim, that took ages. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
It was fantastic, absolutely amazing. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
I'm going to get all the test results today. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Do you want any help with the red trays? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Please. I've done Ms Burgess. You want to do Enid? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Portobello and chestnut mushroom pappardelle? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
That's... They don't want that. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
They want mince and potatoes. It's so stupid. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Hey, Mrs Dethick. Can I tempt you with that? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
I don't think so, dear. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
I heard the doctor say something about cancer. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Look, do you think that would be right with my symptoms? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I don't want to be a nuisance. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
No, listen, don't worry about it. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
I mean, obviously they've got to rule out the worst. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-Yeah. -I'm sure it'll be fine. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-You think that's what it is? -Absolutely. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Well, I hope you're right. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Sorry, Kim, sorry. Just have a quick word. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
(Try not to over-reassure the patients, because it's not good practice.) | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
(Just give them the facts, OK?) | 0:17:25 | 0:17:26 | |
(Yeah, but you said yourself there was nothing wrong with her.) | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
(There is nothing wrong with her,) | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
(but we can't be the ones to tell her that.) | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Oh. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
VEHICLES PASSING | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:17:48 | 0:17:50 | |
Hi, Jason. No, we have got tomato sauce. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
It's in the fridge. No, it's for Darren's birthday cake. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
Well, look again! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
All right, well, we must have run out. I'll get some on the way home. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-I like a treacle pudding. Do you? -Yes, I do. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
That's it, good girl. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Lovely. -Hi, Den. You having lunch? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
-No, this is Enid's lunch here. -No, I mean later. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Yeah, yeah. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
I thought perhaps we could find a quiet corner in Chatters. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
I don't...I don't think it's a good idea, Hilary. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
I have renewed my vows now. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
-I didn't know that. -Mm. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
Well, if I could just have a moment with you, would that be all right? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:42 | |
It's quite important. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
If...if possible. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Please? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
Enid, can you...do you want to help yourself to that? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Yeah? All right, then. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
-Let's go to my office. -OK. Thank you, madam. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Erm...do you want to take a seat? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
OK. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Now, what can I do for you? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
RESPIRATOR WHEEZING | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
(You sure she can't hear?) | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
No, no, she's stage 13. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Unlucky for some. That's what they say, isn't it? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Well, not for me, though, cos I can use this room as an office. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, right. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
Erm...listen, what I've come here for is to tell you | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
I'm going to have one of those health checks this afternoon. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Right. You're not allowed one, are you, cos you're not NHS any more? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
-Cos you're an accountant or... -No, no, I'm not an accountant. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
I'm a business consultant. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-Right. -And I'm paying in for it myself, anyway. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
-Really? -Yeah, well, it's tax deductible, so... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-How much is it? -Well, I don't really want to go into that. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
-Look, listen... -I just...I'm only asking cos... | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Just listen to me. I've got something very important to say. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
While I'm there, I'm going to have an HIV test... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Right. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
..and I think you should too. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Right, thank you. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
That was it, really, just... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Thanks. -Thank you. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
Hiya, Kim. Hi, Den. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-Hi, Damaris. Hi. -Yeah. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
I just wanted to make sure you've got | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
an appropriate allocation of linen. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Actually, Popocatepetl have been on the rob and... | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
Yeah, we are a bit short. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Yeah, we could do with a few more sheets. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
I can task someone | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
-to sort that out for you, no problem. -Brilliant, fantastic. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-Would you like one of your cakes? -Erm...oh, no, thanks, Den. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
You sure? I mean there's a black one, er...brown one left here if... | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
I mean, they were all nice, all the different colours, | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
but the brown one was... was particularly nice. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
No, no, thanks, Den. Right, do you need anything else or... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
-Great. Well, see you later. -See you later. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-Thank you. -Bye. Bye, Den. -Thanks so much, Damaris. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
-Thanks, Kim. -Bye. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Bye. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Why is she so bloody nice? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Well, she only graduated a minute ago | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
and already she's two grades above me. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
And above me, Kim. Well, that's what a degree does for you. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Den, can I borrow you for a moment? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Um...Mrs Dethick is showing signs of anxiety. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-Well, I did mention that she might... -Thank you. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Sue, thank you so much for popping by. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-Any major concerns at this stage? -No, not really. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
All right, Sue, I'll see you later. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Den, can I just borrow your office for a moment? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
-Erm... -Thank you. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
Ah, Mr Loftus. I'm just, er... | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
borrowing Sister Flixter's desk for a moment. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Don't worry about me cos I... I'm not here. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
Righto. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
-Been busy? -Just observing. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Yes, I'm sure you are. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Are the nursing staff aware that this skills mix review of yours | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
will involve identifying surplus fat? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
I mean, isn't your job to cut these care systems down to the bare bone? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
We, um...we may be looking at some streamlining. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Hm. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
14, 15. Clean sluice. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
So, er...did you manage a holiday this year, then, Mrs Dethick? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Well, I didn't think I was going to be able to, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
but actually I did manage a week in Albufeira. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-Oh, nice. -Mm. -Yeah, it is rather nice there, isn't it? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Hello, Mrs Dethick. Just going to take some blood from you. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-Oh. Yes. -Very good. -That's all right, nothing to worry about. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Just relax for me, just relax. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
I...I don't think... I'm not really very well. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
No, you're not. You're getting too worked up. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Now, just long, deep breaths, OK? It's all right. Nothing to worry about. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
-I'm beginning to feel quite dizzy! -GASPING | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Well done, well done. Nice and slow. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
-Get me an ECG machine, please. -All right, long deep breaths. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Ah, James. Sue was just suggesting | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
we take Mrs Dethick down for a high colonoscopy. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-She's having a panic attack. -Ah, James, two milligrams diazepam. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Yep. OK. Well done, well done. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
She...she needs a psychological assessment from Denby Park. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
No, we have a lot of things to rule out before we leap | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
to that conclusion, Nurse. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Could you call a porter when she's a bit calmer? Thank you. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
MRS DETHICK WHEEZES | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Oh, yeah, hi. Um...can you tell me | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
who the duty psychiatrist is, please? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
I'm calling from ward K2 at St Jude's. We need an assessment. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
Erm...Kim Wilde. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
Thanks. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
-Is that coffee? -Yes, it's coffee, yeah. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Yeah, and, um... well, might as well take three. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
-Er...four? -Do you want four? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Yeah. Oh, sorry, excuse me. -PHONE RINGS | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
-Hang on a sec. -Yes. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Hello? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Yes, it is, yeah. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
27th of the 10th, 1967. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Oh, that's great. Thank...thank you. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Yeah, and what... what about the blood sugar? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
5.2? That's fantastic. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Hello, K2. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh, I was hoping you might be Estates. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
We've got a broken bed and a locked door. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
No, I haven't seen Sister for ages. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Yeah, all right, I'll tell her. Cheers. Bye. Bye. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Can you tell Den I'll give her a ring? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Did you call Nigel Hoskins about Mrs Dethick? | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
He tells me you've diagnosed her as hypochondriacal. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
-Yeah. -Right. Well, thank you for your honesty, at least. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
I would ask you in future, Nurse, | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
not to meddle in other people's business. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
You have caused me great embarrassment with Dr Hoskins. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Have you got any sheets? We're really short next door. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
-No, I don't think we have. -Oh. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Oh. No, hang on a minute. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
-Um...look, these should keep you going. -Oh. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-Great, thanks. -All right? See you later. Ta-ra. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Yes, so, there's no blood in your faeces, and you're not anaemic, | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
so we'll be able to discharge you tomorrow. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-Oh, thank goodness. -Yes, oncology are fairly happy, | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
although they would like us to go ahead with that colonoscopy, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
so you'll receive an appointment through the post, OK? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
Why? Do you think there might... might be something else? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Well, old age doesn't come alone, I'm afraid, Mrs Dethick. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
-Oh. -All right? Jolly good. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Oh, Den. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
Sorry. Um...is it all right? I...I need to go in a minute. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
Yeah. Whatever. Yeah, fine. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
I'll tell you what, though, thanks for making me go to my health check. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
I don't know quite how it happened, | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
but everything's in the normal range. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
Great. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Oh, and, um...and, Den, Hilary wants you to call him. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
Thanks, Kim. Yeah, I'll... I'll phone him. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
RESPIRATOR WHEEZES | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-You OK? -Yeah. Go on, Kim. Quick. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
You'll miss the shuttle bus. Go on. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
-You sure? -Yeah. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Den, are you sure you're all right? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
I think so. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:44 | |
I'm going to be a mum. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
You what? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
I'm pregnant. Six weeks. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Bloody hell. Is that a good thing? DEN SIGHS | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Yeah... | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
No. I...I'm just surprised. I thought I was too old. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
-Well, you're only 38. -Oh, that's just my dating age. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Oh. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
Go on, Kim, you really will miss the bus. It's... | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
-Yeah, you've got two minutes. -I've probably missed it already. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
Look, I'll put the kettle on and I'll do the handover notes, | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
all right? I'll be back in a bit. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Thanks. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:19 | |
Dave, yeah, it's me. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
Can you get Jason some tomato sauce on your way home? | 0:28:26 | 0:28:28 | |
Cos I'm going to be a bit late. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
And tell Darren I'm sorry, | 0:28:30 | 0:28:31 | |
I'll be home as soon as I can, all right? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
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