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# Roll, river

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# Keep on rolling

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# Ancient lady

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# Cold

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# Roll, river

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# Roll. #

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This programme contains some strong language.

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-The pain's gone higher up.

-Oh, dear.

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Oh, nothing for me, then?

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No, I haven't been for three days now.

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I'm like that after a pickled egg.

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Do you think I've got a blockage, Nurse?

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Nah, it's probably just the hospital food.

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How are you getting on with that? Oh, you've got a couple left.

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Do you have anything for... for 15 down?

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It's "swollen", eight letters.

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-Ends with D.

-I'll have to get back to you on that.

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I'll see if I can get Sister

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to talk to Dr Moore to write you up for some laxatives, OK?

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-I hope that's all it needs.

-Mm.

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-Thanks, Nurse.

-Oh!

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Is it "engorged"?

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I don't know, but it's very itchy.

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Thanks, all, for coming.

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So what we're talking about today is,

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I'm here to cascade down to the ward staff the new priorities.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Could we all revisit your time-management strategies?

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Um...cos we all know that punctuality is the number one stress-buster.

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I had to clear up some wee. That was cascading down.

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So, what we're looking at today is environmental performance,

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carbon reduction and environmental impacts.

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We do this in a number of ways.

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Energy, waste, water, recycling and bikes.

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Now, when we're all at home,

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I know that every single one of us does our compost

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and our recycling and we use low-energy light bulbs,

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but just because we're at work...

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SHE MOUTHS

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doesn't mean that we shouldn't go around not switching off the lights,

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or letting the water run, or...

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HILARY: Can I stop you there, please? - Yes.

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You've missed something out.

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Your target is to reduce the carbon footprint of the hospital

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by 35% within three years.

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Thank you, Mr Loftus, that is correct. So...

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I was one of the original designers

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in the reorganisation colour-coding mandate for waste disposal.

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Right. Well, would you like to come

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and outline the targets, then, Mr Loftus?

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I don't think that would be appropriate, so carry on, please.

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Can I ask what training you're providing for staff on all of this?

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-This is the training session.

-Oh, I thought you said you were cascading.

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-It's cascade training.

-Oh, two for the price of one, is it?

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It's more efficient that way, I guess.

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So, um...outside of every ward,

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we're going to have an electricity meter.

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HILARY: And we will be recording, in ohms and wattage.

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As opposed to 'Olmes and Watson!

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LAUGHTER

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Very good.

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But getting back to the point,

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for each ward there will be rewards and penalties.

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And will there be overtime payments to allow for assimilation of this?

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Yeah, that'd be nice.

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-Yeah, what do we win?

-Well, it's not...

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A trip to Blackpool Illuminations? Or maybe that's the punishment.

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Um...all of the dirty and clean sluices have been fitted

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with motion-sensor-activated lighting.

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Which'll give us all a head start.

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How much does that cost, I wonder?

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So, I'm now going to hand out the training booklets.

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-Hurrah(!)

-So we can all have a look at those.

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-Can't wait.

-They're called Stop Using It, You Loser.

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- You haven't briefed staff about the waste identification system.

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- Oh, actually, I wanted to check a few facts

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before I cascaded that down.

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- I'm...I'm a bit confused about...

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- Look, it's very, very simple.

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- It's the tiger stripes and the bumblebee thing I'm a little...

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-Shall I pass it along?

-Yes, please. Thank you, Den.

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Um...I'll take you all through it this once.

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OK, you are going to be using yellow for infectious/clinical.

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Orange for household.

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And black and yellow,

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or, as what we like to call them, bumblebee or tiger stripes

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for offensive but never infectious

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because it costs actually £100 per tonne more expensive to dispose of.

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I'm sorry, but how are we supposed to be able to tell the difference between the two yellows?

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The plain yellow is just informational,

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and the black stripe is... is clearly a bumblebee.

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It's about observing and looking for this, looking for this black stripe.

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Perhaps we could have some time at the end to get to know the bags.

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You will check my Return To Study essay title, won't you?

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I will. I'm just feeling queasy, that's all.

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I think this is the week that the mucous plug forms in the cervix.

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Do you think that can give you indigestion?

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You said you'd be my mentor.

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Yeah, I will, Kim.

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I don't want to vomit all over your paperwork, do I?

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Oi, Den.

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Dave's got a mate that can make these things go backwards.

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We haven't paid a lecky bill in years.

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-That's dishonest, Kim.

-Yeah, but you're an accomplice.

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What about your 2,000-watt turbo hair dryer?

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Nearly took the roof off this morning.

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PHONE RINGS

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Ward K2.

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No, we don't do any bariatrics or gastric...

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OK, well, what's the name?

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-Steve? No, sorry, we don't do men here either.

-No.

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Well, if he's pre-op, why can't he just go home for the weekend?

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Yeah, I suppose. Yeah, care and repair.

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They've got to put the window back in, haven't they?

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He's going to be a bit heavy. That's the only problem for us.

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No, on the electricity, I mean.

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Oh, I can block out the whole ward?

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Yeah. No, that will be brilliant.

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Thanks. That's a deal. Cheers.

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-Kim?

-Yeah.

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Um...can you phone down to Porterage, please?

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-I just need that floor clear.

-Are we having a disco?

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PIPPA: Morning, Sister. Morning, gents.

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PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry. Excuse me.

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I'm just going to take this. Good morning, Jennifer.

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Right, right. So, that's what he's stated on his Form E, is it?

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No, no. Right. Well, no, he always told me

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that he put 33.3% of his net salary into a savings account.

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£4,000 on a Gordon Ramsay picnic?

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No, he's making all of this up, Jen.

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He's probably put it in some offshore bank account or something.

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No, I didn't know that.

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Sorry, half of MY pension?

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No, he bloody... he bloody well can't, can he?

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So, no, no, no.

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Why should I lose out because he has squandered all that money?

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No, this is grossly unfair!

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OK, yes, I will.

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I'll speak to you later. All right, thank you.

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Little prick!

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Good morning, Mrs Dethick. Hello again.

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Oh, hello, Dr Moore. I'm so sorry to be such a nuisance to you.

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Oh, not a bit of it! That's what we're here for.

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You're no trouble at all. Um...what are her latest obs?

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Yes, all normal range.

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Right, gents, differential diagnosis. What do we need to rule out?

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-Ovarian cancer.

-Yes, we've done a CO-125 tumour marker.

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Do you remember? What else?

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-Pancreatitis?

-Yes.

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-How do we test for that?

-CT-KUB.

-Yes, which stands for?

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Computer tomography, kidney, ureter, bowels.

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No. Anyone else? FEMALE DOCTOR: Kidney, urine...

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No! Kidney, ureter and... MALE DOCTOR: Bones?

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Bladder and raised amylase levels. What else?

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-So, which one have I got?

-Any thoughts at all?

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-Um...there's probably nothing wrong at all.

-Oh.

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Josh, anything at all to contribute here?

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PATIENT COUGHING

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Hypochondriasis, could it be?

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Er...this is just for the medical staff training, thank you, Sister.

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What I'm saying is that nobody has

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actually ever found anything wrong with her with any of these tests.

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-Your point being?

-Um...

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(Maybe a spell in the loony bin might be more appropriate.)

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Right, thank you, Sister.

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Does this need to be on?

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Sorry, Mr Loftus, if you don't mind, you are in danger of obstructing

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one of your precious patient pathways here.

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This lady could be very sick indeed.

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Planning, patient. Patient, planning.

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If it doesn't need to be on, it needs to be off.

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-OK, thank you very much.

-Thank you.

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Ooh, er...Sister, by the way, I've got Josh primed to take

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some photographic images this afternoon of suitable patients.

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-I don't know anything about that.

-I need to get consent forms signed.

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My vag-at research funding is in danger because I'm in a race against the Dutch,

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and I need to get these vulval specimens photographed ASAP.

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So, um...if that's all right?

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-Yes, fine.

-Great, lovely. Thank you. Where to now?

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Um...we'll go and see Mrs Lorna Tully.

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Mrs Tully.

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Yeah, we only need about five. Get...ask Miss Burgess.

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Elaine you can ask. Don't ask Doris cos she's not all there.

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Oh. I know. You could ask Mrs Dethick,

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cos she has been ripping off the NHS for years.

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So, she might be willing to give back, yeah?

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So, you're telling me I've got to ask her if she's willing

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to have her cherry pop photographed for medical prosperity?

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What is a cherry pop?

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-Well, what did your mum call yours?

-I don't know. Laa-Laa, I think.

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It's better than a Po or a Tinky Winky, I suppose.

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Right, I am on my break.

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Yeah, just get them to sign page three, all right? All anonymous.

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Cascading down to Bonjour for a hot chocolate, are you?

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No, I just need to...get a breath of fresh air or something.

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It's not just me who needs to do this, you know. It's important.

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(PANTING) And you. You!

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Just because you're employed by Cerium doesn't mean you're exempt.

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(PANTING) If you see something on, switch it off.

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-Thank you.

-Excuse me.

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HILARY PANTS

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-Oh, hello there, Mr Ferris.

-Hello.

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So, is this the Rolls Royce of beds, then?

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Ooh, yes, indeedy.

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Did they send down any bariatric inco pads with him?

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No, I think they're expecting a delivery at three, yeah?

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Well, what's he meant to do till then? Poor sod!

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Oh, Den, my 2,000-word essay title's come through.

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-Yeah, what is it?

-Ooh, I can't remember offhand.

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Oh, Kim, you're going to have to remember a lot more than that

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if you want to be a doctor.

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Do you want to have a look?

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Identify a knowledge deficit related to your area of practice,

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with reference to strategies you could utilise,

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eg, study models, skill...

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study skills, models of reflection and resources available,

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and describe how you would resolve this, and how you plan to use...

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utilise these aspects in your future learning and development.

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What's that mean?

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Don't know. I thought you might be able to tell me.

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Maybe it's just my nappy brain.

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Oh, no, no.

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PIPPA: Oh, sorry, can you turn that back on, please?

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I have to get you to input your validated mentorship registration number.

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-I haven't got one of those. Sorry.

-Haven't you done the course?

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-The mentorship course?

-No, I haven't done a mentorship course.

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I just thought you wanted me to help you. I was just trying to be...

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Oh, great, so now I haven't got a mentor.

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Sorry. Well, what about Damaris? What about her? She's got...

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Oh, God.

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Megan. Megan's got loads and loads of qualifications.

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Mm, I suppose that's slightly better. She owes me one, an' all.

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DOOR BUZZER

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Oh, look. Here comes Sigmund Freud for his morning cuppa.

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Nigel! Hello! Hi!

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Pippa. Sorry, I got your message about meeting for coffee.

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-How are you? How is Sian?

-I'm sorry, I haven't had a minute.

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Gosh. Oh, hello.

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-Nice to see you again.

-And you. Yes.

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Yes, I'm working with the bariatric team on the psych side.

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Right, yes.

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Some of these people can be tipped over into depression.

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Mm, yes, awful. Awful, yes.

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Then, of course, the NHS wouldn't fund the plastic surgery.

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To get rid of the resulting, you know, extra folds of skin.

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Folds. Gosh, yes, tragic. Tragic.

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Fascinating area. But can be a bit of a bed blocker, can't it? But...

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Incidentally, did you know that, er...

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a new potato is half the calories of...of an ordinary potato?

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-No, no, I didn't.

-Yes.

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So, er...well, Stephen Ferris. Do you know where...?

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Er...yes indeed. Yes, I'm sure Sister can point you in the right... Mm.

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Sister, do you want to show Dr Hoskins to the bariatric patient, please?

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Yes. Kim?

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-Yeah?

-Can you show the gastric bypass, please, to Dr Hoskins?

-Sure.

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-Thank you.

-Well...

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er...er...last week's jolly was fun, wasn't it?

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Yes. Yes, Glaxo certainly seem to know their way around their vodkas.

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-Don't they? Goodness.

-Yes.

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-Did you try the melon one?

-No. No. Melon!

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It was quite delicious but I rather lost track after that.

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I've got a couple of blank moments myself.

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-It's ready now.

-Yes. Thank you.

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I do hope I...wasn't...

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that I didn't...

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Not a bit of it. No, no, you were...you're charming.

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Ah, Mr Ferris, splendid.

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How are you? I'll, er... I'll catch you later, Pippa.

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Sorry. Yes, of course. Yes, I'll...

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..If you want a, um...a coffee any time or...

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-Coffee. Yes, yes.

-Yes.

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So, Mr Ferris,

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your pre-surgical psychological assessment for bariatric surgery

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has gone very well.

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-So, it's an A-star(!)

-A-star.

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We only have a small area of concern around your impulsive behaviour scores.

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Yes, well, I've just asked the nurse here

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if she'd elope with me to Gretna Green.

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-I agreed.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Well, it's really more a method...

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Oh, dear. Is this bed right? Or...or is the floor uneven?

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-Shall I get sister to call Estates?

-No, no.

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It's just rather odd.

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So, we'd like to put in place

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a post-operative psychological support programme

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to prevent you ignoring dietary restrictions

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and maybe eating solids way too soon.

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I liquidised a Crunchie once.

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-It was lovely.

-Yes.

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But, er...the kind of thing we should be avoiding.

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Yeah, well, we've tried 1,500 different combinations

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and none of them work,

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plus we've tried everyone on the ward's birthdays.

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Thank you. I'd be very grateful.

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Sister, can I see you in your office, please?

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-Well, no, because I'm busy.

-Den, please?

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Oh, all right.

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DEN SIGHS

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Oh! Who put these on?

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-It's a bit dark.

-Oh.

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Can you turn it back on? I've got something to show you.

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Yeah. I thought we were supposed to be keeping...

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No, turn 'em both on. It's...it's fine.

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-That's better.

-Yeah.

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-What is it?

-This is for you.

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Open it.

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I hope you like it.

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It was the best one they had in the shop. There was three options.

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Oh, thanks so much! It's got 20...

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Thank you. That's... Thanks.

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Listen, Den, no strings,

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but if you ever need anything, financial support,

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or just someone for the nipper to kick a ball around with.

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Ooh, you're a doctor.

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-I'm just about to start my training.

-Oh, very impressive.

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You could take your own blood pressure, then?

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Only if I was R2-D2.

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My doctorate is in robotics and intelligent machines.

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Blimey, well, if you're that clever,

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maybe you can decipher my 2,000-word essay title?

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-Yeah, well, let me have a look at it.

-Really?

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Got my laptop and a long weekend ahead. We can get to the bottom of it.

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-Great. So, you'll help me?

-Well, we're engaged, aren't we?

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It's just a shame you can't order in a Chinese meal for two.

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We can. I'll eat yours.

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HE SNORTS

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MACHINE WHIRRS

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Whatever it is, I don't want to know.

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OK.

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Er...Josh. Right. Have you got some pics there? Let's have a look.

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CAMERA BEEPS

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No, that's good. Yes, that could do with a...a crop, though, if you...

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No, that's...

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Oh, these are rather washed out, aren't they?

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Do you think...? Can we... Is there any mileage in auto-correct?

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Is there anything you can...? No?

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All right. Well, er...sorry, Josh. I think you're going to have to do these again.

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Um...all right? Jolly good!

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Yes, looking...looking...you know.

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What kind of moron would think

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that a wooden coffee stirrer is infectious?

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Oh, well, maybe someone with a cold licked it.

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Oh, Hils, er...

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you should just be observing for your skills mix review.

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You don't need to get involved in this wasters and losers programme.

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And you don't need to be holding that heavy bag.

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Let me take that for you.

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Oh. Thank you.

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And thanks for the baby's present. That was...

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That was nice of you, really nice of you.

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I will never put you through a paternity test.

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You know that it is only, like, a 1% chance, don't you, that...

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that it could be yours?

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There's still a chance, though.

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Let the children's laughter...

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..remind us how it used to be.

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DEN HUMS "The Greatest Love Of All"

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That sounds like foxes mating, Den.

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DEN HUMS

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2,007. That's not bad.

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Annapurna's already tipped over the 10,000.

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Yeah, well, that's cos we've got Hilary up our arses.

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I can't help thinking we're entering a minefield

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of health and safety implications with this new green initiative.

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Oh, I've put you both on the rota for the picket line on Thursday.

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Den, I've got you down for 11.15,

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and Kim for the afternoon slot unless you can do all day?

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It'll probably be all right. I just have to sort out my Return To Study course.

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-How's all that going?

-All right. I just need to find a mentor now.

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Well, you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours.

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Completed my mentorship model in '09.

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I won't actually be able to do the picket now.

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Why?

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I can't stand. I'm pregnant.

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Oh, no, you can have a chair if you want.

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Well, I was thinking of using the time to get the baby buggy

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before I go on maternity leave, you know?

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Yeah, but the reason you're entitled to maternity leave at all

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is because men and women have stood on picket lines for decades to give you that advantage.

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-Well, you wouldn't cross a picket line, would you, Kim?

-No.

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I'm not going to cross a picket line. I'm going to the shops.

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-Oh, come off it, Den. Fair's fair.

-Aiden is a small businessman.

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He doesn't get any kind of pension, so nothing's fair, is it?

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Hansley doesn't even get sick pay, do you, Hansley?

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That's because Hansley is not allowed to join a union. Are you, Hansley?

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Sorry.

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He must be the highest-paid binman in the NHS.

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Oh, God! Well, do you think Mrs Dethick's ready for her close-up?

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Yeah, but it's not exactly going to be a Vogue cover, is it,

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the hanging bacon of Babylon?

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-Oh, I think I'd better go and supervise Mario Testino.

-OK.

0:20:470:20:51

-Hello.

-Fancy a bit of exercise?

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-Oh, yes indeedy.

-Righty-ho, then.

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Always use the title of the essay in the opening sentence.

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So, it will be something like, er...

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"As a nurse practitioner,

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"I have identified a personal knowledge deficit in relation to..."

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So, er...in relation to what?

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Um...

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wiping old ladies' bottoms?

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OK, "In relation to promoting optimal health

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"in the care of the elderly with complex and long-term conditions."

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-That's brilliant.

-It's easy, really.

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PHONE RINGS

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It's not easy. Oh, excuse me. Hello.

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What? And you can't change it?

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Are you sure?

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(Bum!)

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No.

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No, no. No.

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No. No, no, no.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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No.

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No. No, no, no, no.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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No.

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-Sorry, Mr Loftus.

-No. Thank you.

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We're undertaking vital research here.

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-Hiya.

-Want a finger?

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Thanks, yeah. Um...look, I'm sorry about this, Megan.

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It's a bit awkward. I won't be able to, er...do the picket line.

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If I change my course day on the 24th,

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I'll have to wait six more months to complete my module.

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I'm really sorry.

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OK.

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I hope you don't mind me saying

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I think that's short-sighted and selfish.

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Oh, come on! I mean, I've spent my bloody life

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pleasing other people. This is for me.

0:23:010:23:04

I hope you enjoy cat food

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because that's all any of us will be able to afford when we retire.

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And by the way, you're going to have to find yourself a new mentor.

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I'm over-committed. Sorry.

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SIGHS

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PHONE RINGS

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Jennifer, hi.

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Yes.

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Right. This isn't a 50/50 division of assets,

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this is an obliteration of them.

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So, you're telling me that he and that Michelle

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are entitled to carry on at the standard he's become accustomed to,

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courtesy of my pension, while I eke out my dotage on bread and water?

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Well, plus ca fucking change!

0:23:480:23:51

SHE SIGHS

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SHE SIGHS

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PHONE RINGS

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Blast!

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Jennifer, sorry. I...I didn't...

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No, I do not want to buy handset insurance! Thank you very much!

0:24:040:24:10

Oh.

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-Thank you.

-All right.

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SHE SIGHS

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Norris add-back.

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Sorry, I... No, I don't think they do cashback in the hospital. Thank you.

0:24:200:24:24

No, you...you need to request a Norris add-back argument.

0:24:240:24:28

Er...Norris versus Norris.

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If your husband has depleted the marital funds through profligate spending,

0:24:310:24:34

then your legal team can argue to have the sum added back in,

0:24:340:24:37

as if he still had it,

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otherwise your share is unfairly significantly diminished.

0:24:380:24:42

Well...are you sure? I mean, how do you know this?

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I have two law degrees from my own country and an LLB in the UK.

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Oh.

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I'll see you soon. Yes.

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-Oh. Yeah.

-OK.

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HE CLEARS THROAT

0:25:080:25:10

Has, er...Dr Moore gone, do you know?

0:25:110:25:13

Er...not sure.

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It's just that I can confirm a diagnosis.

0:25:150:25:17

-Text book case of hypochondriasis.

-I told her that already.

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Yeah, I'm surprised no-one picked it up from the EPR.

0:25:200:25:23

Well, EPR's broken, I'm afraid.

0:25:230:25:25

I'll get Mrs Dethick an appointment at, er...Denby Park.

0:25:250:25:28

Give the good doctor my best, won't you? Thank you.

0:25:280:25:32

DOOR CLOSES

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-That's Dr Moore's discharge.

-OK.

0:25:370:25:39

Mm, not to worry.

0:25:390:25:42

No, I mean, maybe Sally in Renal is registered as a mentor.

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Yeah, I think I'll do that.

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No.

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-All right, thanks anyway.

-Cheers.

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The only problem is, I think...

0:25:510:25:54

Er...Kim?

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I've done the mentorship module and I'm on the register.

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-Can I help you at all?

-Um...

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Oh, it's my fault. I'm so sorry, Kim.

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I'm just such a dick, honestly.

0:26:040:26:06

Oh, come on. I'm sure we can sort this out between us.

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I'm up for it if you are, Kim.

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Um...

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I really don't mind.

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Oh. Oh, OK, great. Thanks, Damaris.

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Great.

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Can I get you two a cup of tea?

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Why not? I like mine milky. Thank you.

0:26:210:26:23

Yeah, can I have two sugars, actually? I might need the energy, you know.

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Yes, of course.

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I mean, I suppose she's not going to be that bad.

0:26:300:26:33

-She's hardly Elizabeth Bathory, is she?

-Who's that?

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Well, a sort of medieval vampire queen

0:26:370:26:39

that used to kill virgins and drink their blood.

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Ooh.

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All right?

0:26:440:26:45

Yeah, I'm fine. I just need to...

0:26:450:26:47

I think I just need to go for a wazz.

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-Hello.

-Hello. Nice cup of tea. There you go.

0:27:190:27:21

The wobble on this bed is still... Well, it's got worse, in fact.

0:27:210:27:24

-You're joking? Really?

-Yeah.

0:27:240:27:25

-No-one's been to fix it?

-No.

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-Let me give this a go.

-Oh, well.

0:27:270:27:30

-How's that?

-Brilliant.

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-All right, enjoy your tea. See you later, yeah?

-Tatty-bye.

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SHE SIGHS

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# Roll, river

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# Keep on rolling

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# Ancient lady

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# Cold

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# Roll, river

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# Roll. #

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