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This programme contains strong language.

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You thought I was going to ask you to marry me.

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Why would I want to marry you? You stink!

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What's this?

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-Don't you dare get married before me.

-We got robbed at work

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-and they took my phone.

-Oh, bloody hell.

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Oh, don't. Laura's in there.

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Don't ask her to marry you, Steve.

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Let's just be serious for a minute.

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And I will be talking to your dad, as well, of course.

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She doesn't like you. She doesn't care about you.

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She doesn't love you. No-one does.

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What's going on?

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Do you know what I'm most upset about?

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I've been wanting to do that for months!

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Kind of makes it worth getting burgled, doesn't it?

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She'll get us another one.

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Oh, God. She so will.

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-Can you believe they didn't nick this?

-HE LAUGHS

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You're funny.

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Right, then...

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It's a mess.

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They should lock them up and throw away the key.

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Dan? Dan, we've been burgled.

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Did you see anything?

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Blimey. Sorry, Steve. I didn't see a thing.

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-Have you asked your cousins?

-My cousins?

-What's happened?

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We've been burgled.

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(They took the engagement ring.)

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-Oh, Steve...!

-Did you notice anything?

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No. But have you asked your cousins?

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What do you mean, my cousins?

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We met your cousins on the stairs, and they...

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Oh...

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-We thought they looked funny, didn't we?

-Yeah.

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Becks!

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-Sorry, Mum. That's not broken.

-Oh. Sorry.

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It's Steve's.

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You want to keep it?

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Yeah. It's Steve's.

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OK.

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-Dan and Shelly think they saw them.

-Oh, great. What were they like?

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-All right, Dan? All right, Shelly?

-Yeah.

-You saw the burglars?

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Anything in it?

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RATTLES

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They were very tall.

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I remember looking at them

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and thinking, "You are the tallest person I have ever seen."

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-Their hair.

-What about it?

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Oh, they had this hair!

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It covered their entire heads.

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It was horrible.

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-But there was something funny about them?

-Yes.

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They had an aura, didn't they?

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They were very cold. It was like they had special powers.

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-They could kill you with a glance.

-And how old do you think they were?

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Twelve.

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-OK.

-Thanks, Shelly.

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You all right, Nigel?

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-Hello.

-Hi...

-Nigel.

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Shelly.

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Oh. Yes. Laura's friend.

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-Yeah.

-Nice to meet you at last.

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-Dad?

-Yes? Just wondering if you wanted me to board up that window?

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-Yes, please.

-Thanks, Nigel. Sorry to put you to any trouble.

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It's no trouble at all. I'm good with my hands.

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It was nice to meet you. Catch you in a bit, yeah?

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You two OK? Do you need a hand with that?

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Erm, yeah, if you want. That'd be good.

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-Thanks, Becky.

-Yeah. Thanks.

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Sorry, I didn't think you'd say yes.

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-No worries.

-See you in a bit, yeah?

-Yeah.

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I've just met Shelly. Laura's Shelly. Have you met her?

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-Yeah.

-She seems nice.

-Yes.

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We should get going. We don't want to get in the way.

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We're not in the way.

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Do you know what makes this day really special?

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The fact your parents are here.

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-Fuck off.

-Cos if things weren't going badly enough with the burglary,

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-and the flat getting trashed...

-Show me your bum.

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You know what? It's funny, because I was thinking,

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if only your wonderful parents would come round

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-and make the day a little bit worse for us.

-Wiggle it.

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-Can I slap it?

-No.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Ow!

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Oh, good.

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-The least she could've done is dust it. ..Is Mum there?

-Yeah.

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Are you serious? Are you seriously this much of a bitch?

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Laura. Language.

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Do you want to see your grandson when he's born?

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Because you're going the wrong way about it.

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OK, Laura...

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If I employ you as a cleaner, I expect you to clean.

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I do not expect you to leave out a windowsill!

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I'm sure it's not THAT bad.

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Seriously, Becks. It's the dirtiest windowsill I've ever seen.

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-Isn't it, lover?

-To be honest, Jill, it's not good.

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-And she ate a piece of my Toblerone.

-I had it with my cup of tea!

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You had a cup of tea?!

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Laura... Why don't we go and listen to your ringtones?

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In a minute. I cannot be expected to clean a windowsill in my condition.

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I didn't want to move the...

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I don't need your excuses. Did you clean the windowsill?

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Yes or no? Yes or no? I haven't got all day.

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No.

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You get £6 an hour.

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The least you could've done is dusted it.

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I hung your shirts in your wardrobe.

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Yeah, I saw that. Thank you.

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She set the playhouse up in front of the window, and I didn't...

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It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

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Thanks.

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-Don't tell Laura.

-That's very kind of you.

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PHONE RINGTONE

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Hello, Darren, mate. Yeah. Yeah, they've trashed it.

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It looks like it was kids.

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-Me and your dad'll carry on in here.

-Thanks, Mum.

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Oh, thanks, Nigel.

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Um, thanks.

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Darren's going to find your burglars. What do you want him to do to 'em?

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-Nothing. The police have been round.

-We don't want Darren involved.

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Did you hear that? ..You don't want their fingers?

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-No.

-No.

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They don't want them, mate. He says he just needs your address

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and his dad's pliers.

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We don't want you to do anything to them, Darren.

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Yeah, thanks very much, Darren, but we're fine for now.

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Seriously, they don't...

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INDISTINCT SHOUTING

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'Cos it's fucking... We're going to get these fucking kids, Paul.

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'We'll drive them down to the golf course, we'll smack their heads

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'against a fucking tree. They'll wish they died in a womb, Paul.

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'They'll wish they died in a womb. We're going to cut their

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'fingers off and stick their bollocks inside a fucking

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'chocolate egg and send it to their gran at fucking Easter.

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'We're going to post stuff on the internet about them, Paul.

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'You hear me? We're going to hunt them down electronically

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'and hack into their fucking emails. There's nothing we can't do, Paul.

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'Paul? Paul, you still there?'

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Yeah, there's nothing we can't do.

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-Yeah, we'll hack into their emails, definitely.

-Steve?

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Got any spare hardboard?

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Erm. Let me think.

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Of course you don't. I'll just see if there's any out here.

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-There isn't.

-Or cardboard. I want to fix that window.

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Before Steve catches a cold.

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STEVE COUGHS

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Thanks, Nigel!

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Hello, Shelly, love. How's it going?

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-Why are you trying to suck my dad off?

-Shut up!

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"Thanks, Nigel." "Oh, my God, Nigel, you're so amazing."

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"Fuck me like I'm Jill, Nigel!"

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You're talking about your own parents.

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What now?

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Can't work out if I need a wee or not.

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Push.

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-50/50.

-Go anyway?

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Yeah. What have I got to lose?

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Oh, why would you break THAT?

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Why would you bother coming into someone else's house

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-and breaking that?

-Oh, get over it, you miserable little prick.

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Nope. Nothing.

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Oh, my God, Becks. The kitchen's a right mess!

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It reminds me of our place when I've been shagging Paul all weekend!

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Ugh. Look at her. We should put her in a home.

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We need to get this place cleaned up, Laura. So...

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-Shame about the photo, isn't it?

-Yeah...

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Steve was just saying he wants you to get him another one.

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Yes.

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Help yourself.

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-Excellent. Thanks.

-Sorry, it's not as big.

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No. It's perfect.

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Go and put it up, then. Leave us in peace.

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-Hi, Jill.

-That's nice.

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-Yeah.

-Talented.

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Is it a Banksy?

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-No.

-Oh, what you got there?

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Laura got us another one of these.

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-Oh, how lovely.

-Hmm...we're very lucky, really.

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I'll just pop out and get Nigel to help us with the rubbish.

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OK.

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-Do you know where your dad is?

-Did someone just say something?

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He's looking for some hardboard.

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I'm sorry for not cleaning the windowsill, Laura.

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Do you know what, Mum? Now that I'm a mother myself,

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I'm going to be big about this and forgive you.

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Thank you.

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It's not the sixties any more.

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You can't just go around being an arsehole.

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No.

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Give Mum a hug, Laur. Come on, make up properly.

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I'm all right.

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Seriously, though, best part?

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Hard to say. But at a push, Florida.

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-Oh!

-Have you travelled much, Shelly?

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Yeah.

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Great. Where you been?

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Oh. Erm...Spain.

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-Lovely. I love Spain.

-Yeah.

-Where else?

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Canada.

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Oh, nice. What were you doing there?

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My sister died. I had to get her body.

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-So you're quite the traveller, then?

-Yeah.

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Dan, mate, could you give us a minute?

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Hello, Shelly. Sorry about Nigel. I hope he isn't boring you to death.

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-No!

-Shelly's been to Canada.

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Oh, I've got family in Canada. Where were you?

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Toronto.

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Lovely. What did you do in Toronto?

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It was mainly admin.

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Lovely. Could you help me with something in the bedroom, Nigel?

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Of course, love. It's been a while since she said that!

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She means the bin bags.

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Right. Sounds like they need a real man.

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Yes, and in the meantime we'll make do with Nigel.

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< STEVE: Thanks for doing all this, Nigel. We do appreciate it.

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-< NIGEL:

-No worries, Steve.

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< There's nothing I like more than clearing up a flat that's

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been made only slightly messier.

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Ah, very good!

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Any more rubbish? And I'm not talking about Steve.

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-Guys! Don't forget this!

-Thanks, love.

-Shelly can take that.

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-Nice grip.

-Stay there.

-So how's your new job, Shelly?

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It's lovely, yeah.

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How long you going to be? I'm getting a headache.

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-Thanks.

-How's your wee?

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-60/40.

-You going to go?

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Dunno. I might just do it here.

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I'll give you a fiver if you do it right here.

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-< LAURA:

-I know you're talking about me!

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-We're not talking about you!

-< Whatever!

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We're really not talking about you, Laura.

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I was talking about my wee.

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Where's my Paulie? Will you tell him I miss him?

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We had such hot sex last night.

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OK.

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My mum's chucked your money box.

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No way.

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And I bet she's chucked your shoes.

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Can you believe she's chucking all my stuff away?

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She's such an arsehole.

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You're just jealous because she gets to shag my dad.

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-Hello?

-In here.

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-All right?

-Yeah. You?

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Yeah.

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Shelly's hanging out with Dan again.

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I don't know why she leads him on like that.

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You been on the phone to Darren all this time?

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Yeah. I've got to go down the gym in a bit. I've got Pilates.

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-Huh.

-What does that mean?

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What does WHAT mean?

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Sit here.

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There's stuff on it.

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-What are they doing down there?

-I dunno.

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Give me a kiss.

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What do you mean?

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I'm sorry, Nigel, but this is not on.

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Excuse me, Nig...

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Look here, Nigel.

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Right, Nigel, you piece of shit.

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Oi.

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Oi.

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Oi!

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But why do I have to do it now?

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Because I said so. Now, give me a kiss. On the lips.

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-I need to reply to this.

-Paul.

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Ow. My jeans are really...

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I want tongues.

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-What do you want tongues for?

-Just do it.

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Thank you, Paul.

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Oh, my God, everyone! I just felt the baby kick!

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-NIGEL:

-And you work nights, do you?

-SHELLY:

-Most of the time, yeah.

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You poor thing, that must be exhausting. >

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Oh, my God, Mum, I just felt the baby kick.

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-Oi, Nigel, this is not on.

-What garage is it? I'll have to pop by.

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Oh, I don't know what it's called.

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-You haven't been working there long, have you, Shell?

-No.

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Come on, Shelly. What garage is it? Don't be annoying.

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SHELLY GIGGLES

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You've got a lovely laugh, haven't you? Do you know that?

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Hasn't she, Steve?

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-Yeah.

-Hasn't she, Dan?

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Oh, dear. What's happened to your lovely face?

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Do you want to help me clear it up?

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Excuse me, Nigel.

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Steve, can I have a word?

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Yeah, course. Always time for you, Nigel!

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Right, I'm off to Pilates.

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-Do you want a lift, lover?

-Graham's here.

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Let me know if you want picking up!

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-NIGEL:

-Where's Paul going?

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STEVE: Uh, Pilates.

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-< What's Paul doing Pilates for?

-Part of his new regime at the gym.

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-< Pilates?

-Yeah. Strange, isn't it? But there you go.

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< Well, how many times a week does he do it?

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< Um, don't know really, you'll have to ask HIM.

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< That's the stretches and everything, isn't it?

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< I think so. I'm not too sure, but I know Paul enjoys it.

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< Yeah.

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-< I was thinking of joining a gym.

-Ah. That's a good idea.

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< Yeah.

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Sorry about what's happened to your flat.

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Oh, you know... There's nothing we can do.

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But thanks for your help, you've been amazing.

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No. Not at all. Anything I can do for you, Steve. You know that.

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Oh. Thanks, Nigel.

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Not at all. Not at all.

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-Have you got her number?

-Who?

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Who do you think?

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Oh.

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Erm...

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Yes.

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Great.

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Can I have it?

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OK.

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Oh, he's just being silly, Becky. You know what men are like.

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He's just having a bit of fun.

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Maybe you should make more of an effort, Mum. Curl your hair.

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Get a facelift. We'd all chip in.

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All right, Laura.

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Thanks, Steve. I'm glad we've had this private little moment together.

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Absolutely.

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We get on, don't we?

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Yeah, we do a bit of banter.

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-Yeah! We DO do a lot of banter.

-Yeah, but it's all well-meaning.

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Of course it is. Of course it is.

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We've got to stick together with all these women around us.

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-Absolutely!

-What goes on tour stays on tour.

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Yes.

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Good. You're a good bloke, Steve.

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You're a good bloke.

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If there's anything I can do for you, you let me know.

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-Yeah.

-Good.

-Well, actually, Nigel...

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I have been meaning to talk to you about something.

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It's to do with Becky.

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She's very special to me.

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And we have such an amazing time together.

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And I think she feels... well, similar about me,

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I don't want to assume anything. But I really...

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I care about her loads, as you know.

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I've never met anyone like her, because there is no-one like her.

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We both know you'd have to go a long way to find another person like that!

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So I was wondering...erm...

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I was wondering if maybe

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I might have your permission, at some point...

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..to maybe ask Becky to marry me.

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No,

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of course you fucking don't.

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If you ask her to marry you,

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I'll break your fucking neck.

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JILL: Right, I think we've done all we can here.

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-Ready to go? I'm hungry.

-JILL: Yes. We'll leave you to it.

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What have we got for dinner?

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-Chicken.

-Again? I'll turn into a chicken!

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-Bye, Becky. Bye, Steve.

-Bye.

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-Bye.

-What have I said now?

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Bye, Dad. Bye, Laura.

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Bye, Becks. Bye, Dad.

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Bye, Laura. Bye, Becky.

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-Thanks, Steve.

-Thanks, Nigel.

-Lovely to chat to you.

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I'm glad we got the chance to iron a few things out.

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Yeah, thanks, Nigel.

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Good. I'll pop round tomorrow after work and fix that window.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Tesco? Going up in the world!

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Oh, I'll take that.

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Thanks.

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Thanks so much for coming round and helping us clear up, Laur.

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You've been great.

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-Yeah.

-What are you up to tonight?

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I think I'll go home. Put my feet up. See what's on.

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Paul won't be back till late. If he's back at all.

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You know what he's like with his Pilates!

0:24:410:24:43

Yeah. I'll do a word search. Make myself some pasta.

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The bump loves pasta!

0:24:520:24:54

-Do you want to feel him?

-I'm all right.

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OK. Bye, then.

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-Bye.

-Bye.

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That was easy. I thought we were stuck with her.

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Oh.

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Come here, you boring, little bitch.

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What did my dad want?

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Sorry. I forgot my purse. I'm such a klutz!

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Yeah. It's weird being in that flat on my own, though.

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Not good for the baby. Where is my purse?

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It's funny, isn't it - Paul doing Pilates?

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It's not very Paul, is it?

0:25:570:25:59

LAURA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Oh, well. Worse things happen at sea. Oh, there it is!

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Oops!

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I don't really want to go home yet, Becks.

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-Do you want to stay here for a bit, then?

-Oh. OK, then.

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Becks, did I tell you the saga about my wedding dress?

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Yes. Yes. A few times. But tell Steve.

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He'd love to hear all about it.

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Excellent. Come along, Stevie.

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Oh, my God, Becks, we haven't listened to my ringtones yet.

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Ow!

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-Becks, we haven't listened to my ringtones.

-Oh, yeah.

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Let's do that now.

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# Come closer and cuddle me tight...#

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THE GIRLS GIGGLE

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# My heart goes boom bang-a-bang

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# Boom bang-a-bang When you are near

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# Boom bang-a-bang Boom bang-a-bang

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# Loud in my ear

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# Pounding away, pounding away Won't you be mine?

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# Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time

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# It's such a lovely feeling

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# When I'm in your arms

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# Don't go away, I want to stay My whole life through... #

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