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This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
-# Happy Christmas to you. -# Happy Christmas to you. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
-# Happy Christmas to Steve... -Mum! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# Happy Christmas to you. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Are you OK? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Yeah. It's a tradition. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
That's so cool. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Are you having a lovely Christmas? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Yeah! Are you having a lovely Christmas? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Lovely Christmas, lovely Christmas | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# Lovely Christmas, lovely Christmas. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
# Lovely Christmas, lovely Christmas. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Is that a tradition? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
No. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
How's Lanzarote? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
What's that? | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
How's Lan-zar-ote?! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
It's very nice! Yeah! Very warm! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Oh no! It's freezing here! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Ha! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
That's so unfair! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
You OK? You made lots of friends? | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Yeah! A few of us girls are having a right laugh! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Yeah. It's been very nice. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Just us girls hanging out together, having a nice time and stuff. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:21 | |
Playing on the beach. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Having a little drink. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Yeah. It's been very nice, actually. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
It's been good to get away. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Thanks for the presents! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-Do you like them? -Yeah! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Yeah they're amazing! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
I got them from that same place where I got them dressing... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Your mum's got such good taste in men. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Shut up! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:29 | |
I don't care! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
The Queen'll be on in a minute! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Becky! Becky! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Oh. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
I hate the Queen. She's such a knob. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Here we go. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Glasses are stupid, she's so old. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
She dresses like a prick. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Name me an old person that doesn't dress like a prick. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
She does that stupid voice. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
That's her voice! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
No one's that posh. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Did you get anything good? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Nope. You? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
You'd better hide that before Laura gets here. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
-BOTH: -Mmm. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
This is honestly the best Christmas present that anyone has ever | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
given me. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
It's not as good as my toaster though, is it? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Shut up. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Oh, come on. You got me a toaster! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
It's a good toaster. It normally costs fifty quid. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
And how much did you pay for it? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Did you get it for free? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
No. Of course not. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Did you? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
I spent all my money on your bloody ring. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
You little bastard! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Agh! Becky! That hurts! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-No, it doesn't. -Becky! | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Here we go. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
They are going to love this! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Dad! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Here he is! Happy Christmas! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
I've come to see my boy, haven't I? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Great. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Thanks! Lovely. Happy Christmas! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Well, come in. Come in. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Oh, thanks. Thanks, Steve. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I just knocked on the flat down there and she was not happy! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
No. She's a difficult one. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
I can imagine! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Is Suzanne with you? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
No, no, no. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
I can't believe it's Christmas again! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
It comes round so quickly, doesn't it. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Yes. It does. It does. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
You having a good one? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Yep. You? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
Oh, yeah! It's lovely. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Christmas is great, isn't it? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, this is nice. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Yes. It's a bit of a mess but there you go! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Well, you know what you can do about that. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
What's that? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Get that girlfriend of yours to move in and get her to do the cleaning! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Yes! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
But, well, she did move in, didn't she, so... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Of course she did! Sorry. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
We got engaged. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
No, I know you did. I know. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
And that's great, isn't it? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Make an honest woman of her! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Absolutely! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Becks! My dad's here! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Speak of the devil! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
Happy Christmas, Becks. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Welcome to the family. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
I've heard a lot about you. None of it good! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
And how was the move? The move was OK, was it? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
You moving in here. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Oh, yeah. No, it was great. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Good. Excellent. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Don't worry, I won't stop long... | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Ooh, more people! I really am getting in the way, aren't I. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-No! -No! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Go and have a seat. Do you want a beer? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Oh, yeah. Thanks. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
That'll oil the wheels! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Well, that's breakfast sorted. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I'll put it in the freezer. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Make it gloopy. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Mmm. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Thank you. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Oh, my god, Becks. Shut up and listen to this. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
BEAR: Hey, Rudolph. Suck my balls. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Can you believe it?! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
BEAR: I did a shit in your stocking. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Oi, it's my go. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
BEAR: I fucked an elf! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
That's really funny. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
Paul got it off his adopted parents. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
And they got me socks, Cluedo and a metal detector. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
They're very generous, aren't they? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Yes. It's because they love me. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Happy Christmas, everyone! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Where's our fucking Christmas card? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
What's that? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
You didn't send us a Christmas card. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Nor did Becky. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
She was included on Mum and Dad's. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
All right. I'm sorry I didn't send you a Christmas card. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Laugh it up, Steve. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
You won't be getting a card from us next year. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
We'll just be addressing it to Becky. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
There's only one microphone. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
Well, how are me and Becks going to do our harmonies? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
< 'Allo, 'allo, allo. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
< Hello, I'm Laura, and I'm pregnant. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
I'm not singing with her. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Seriously. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
If she even tries and makes me sing, I'll rip her throat out. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Aaah. You're lovely(!) | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
< We love Christmas in our family. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
< Drinking, lots of presents. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
< Yeah, I got a metal detector from my parents, it's fuckin' mega. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:32 | |
-< Excellent... -You just switch it on and it detects metal. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
..so I'll take it to Southend and search for treasure. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Great idea. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Paul loves Christmas, don't you, Paul? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Yeah. Look. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Ooh, lovely! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
If I could have my life again, I'd be an elf. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I think you'd make a good elf. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Thanks. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Right! Everyone sit! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Thank you, Paul. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Now, come on, Petey. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Tell us a story about when Steve was a kid. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Ha! No, my lips are sealed. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Tell us a story where he hurts himself. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Good one! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, let me think. Erm... | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Did he ever trip and smack his head? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Not that I can remember. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
Did he ever fall off a swing? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
What about pets? Did he ever try and fuck his pets? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
Erm... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
So Laura. How was midnight Mass? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Oh it was lovely, Becks. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
I mean, don't get me wrong, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
I hate the Pope. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
But they had candles, hymns, everyone was chatting. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
It was so Christmassy. And we think we saw Jesus, didn't we? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
So, what did you guys do last night? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
This? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Nice. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
Who wants a present?! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Yeah! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Oh, Laura? Becky really wants to sing with you on the karaoke. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Aah. She's such a little diva. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Let's find us a song! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
No. It's OK. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Dad, do you want another beer? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Don't worry. I'll get it. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
I've got my own two legs, haven't I?! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
FORCED LAUGHTER | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
I'm not that old, yet! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh, my god. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
I love laughing. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Do you like laughing, Becks? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Mmmm. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Ho! Ho! Ho! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
That's such a good impression of Santa. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Do it again, Paul. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Ho! Ho! Ho! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
It's like he's in the room. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas, Kieran. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Shelly got me a camera. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh, that's nice. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
Smile. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Do something funny. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
So, what do you want to sing, Becks? Slade? Wizzard? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
He was joking. I'm not going to sing. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Ding Dong Merrily On High? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I'm not going to sing. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
What about a Jesus one? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
Away In A Manger? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
If you don't sing it, I will. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
I'm not going to sing, Paul. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Ta-da! I brought some champagne. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Wow! Thanks, Shell. That's a bit expensive isn't it? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
She nicked it from work. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Dan! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Really? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
I just took it off the shelf and slipped it in my bag | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
when no-one was looking! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
What about the CCTV cameras? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh, no. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
It's Christmas! I'm so excited it's Christmas. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
It's Christmas! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
We've brought the karaoke machine, Shell! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Oh, good! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Hey, Kieran baby! Happy Christmas! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Show Auntie Laura what Father Christmas brought you. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Oh my god, Shell. Seriously. He's nearly eight. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Father Christmas doesn't exist. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Your mum's a fucking liar. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
(Kieran's breath fucking stinks.) | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Father Christmas does exist, doesn't he? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Yeah. Of course. Of course he does. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Silly Auntie Laura. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
Dan? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Yeah. Definitely. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
He was in my class at school. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I sat next to him. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
He was the nicest man in the whole wide world. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
And he told me not to tell you this, but I will anyway | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
because you're my friend. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
He's got a real soft spot for a certain someone! | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
You can't tell anyone. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
OK? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Good boy. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Do you want this back? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
Erm, yeah, thanks. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Ho-ho-ho. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Happy Christmas, Kieran. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
All right, mate? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Nice bunch of friends you've got in there. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
They seem a lot of fun. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Becky likes her food, doesn't she? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Well, that's what Christmas is all about, isn't it? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
It's great to see you, mate. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Yeah. It's great to see you. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
It's been a while. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
I know it has. Yeah, blimey. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
You got my birthday card, though? And the voucher. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Yeah. Get something nice? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Yeah. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Good. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
Things have not been great between me and Suzanne. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
I thought not. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
And what part did you play? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Shepherd. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Speak up! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Shepherd. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Anyone can play a shepherd. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Do you want to do your colouring in? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Yes. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
I used to be really good at colouring in. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Has he brushed his teeth? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
No. It's Christmas. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
Give him a mint, Shell. I could smell him from here. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
He's fine as he is. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:36 | |
This one's for Becky! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Ho ho ho! Happy Christmas, Becky. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
Thank you! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
Oh! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Thanks, Laura, thanks, Paul. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
That's great. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
It's like money but you can only spend it in Mothercare. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
What a good idea. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
Hold it up. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
Do something funny. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
OK. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
< PAUL: Who wants another present | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
CHATTER FROM ADJACENT ROOM | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Happy Christmas. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
I'm Pete, Steve's dad. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:51 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
What you doing there, then? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
My colouring in. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Very good. Excellent. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
STEVE: It's lovely, really nice. > LAURA: Thought you'd like it. > | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
BECKS: That's great, thanks, Laur. > | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
PAUL: Just a little something to show our appreciation of how much > | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
you're doing for the wedding. > | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
Well, that's very good, isn't it? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
CHATTER FROM ADJACENT ROOM | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
So what's your favourite subject at school? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
History. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
-You like history, do you? -Yeah. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Excellent. Excellent. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
I liked Maths. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
BECKS: Any Pringles left in that one? > | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
PAUL: No, you get 'em. > | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
LAURA: Come on, Becks, we'll get them together, > | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
then we can do some vocal warm-ups for the karaoke. > | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
BECKS: Yeah, or we could just get Pringles. > | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
But I want to do some vocal warm-ups. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
I'm just getting Pringles, Laura. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
I know, but if you don't do vocal warm-ups you can tear your larynx. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
PAUL: Where's your Dad gone? He's hilarious, Shelly, isn't he? > | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Hello, hello, hello! What's going on 'ere, then? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Give me a C. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
One minute. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Give me a C, Becks. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
I don't actually particularly want to. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
Are you going to ruin Christmas? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
SHE HUMS A C | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
LAURA HUMS THE SAME NOTE | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Thanks. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
A-hem. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
Happy Christmas, Dan. That's quite a beard you've got there. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
You poor thing, living above this reprobate. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
I bet it's all wine, women and song round here, if I know my son! | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Yes! It is! It's wild! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
I don't know who he takes after! | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
And who's this? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
I'm Shelly. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
You didn't tell me about Shelly, Steve! | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
Be still, my beating heart! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
But seriously, Shelly. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
It's always nice to meet a friend of my son's but it's even better | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
when she's an absolute, 100%, bona fide stunner. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Happy Christmas, darling. Lovely to meet you. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Ooh. Don't mind if I do! | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
# I'm walking in the air-r-r-r-r-r-r-r... # | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
Go on. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
# I'm walking in the air. # | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
"Air-r-r-r-r-r". | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
"Air-r-r-r-r-r". | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
You're flat, Becks. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
"Air-r-r-r." | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
"Air-r-r-r." | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Don't. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
One more time. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
"Air-r-r-r-r." | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
"Air-r-r-r-r." | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
That was sharp. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Laura! I've got a present for you! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
It'll be shit. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Presents! Presents! Presents! Presents! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I love Christmas. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
I am so fucking happy that it's Christmas. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Happy Christmas, Laura. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:24 | |
Aaaaah. Thanks so much, Shelly. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
You've got to be careful with Shelly, if you criticise her, she spazzes out. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:31 | |
It's from me, Kieran and Dan. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Aw. That's so nice. Thanks, Shell. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Thanks, Kieran. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
Give her our one, Paul. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Oh, that's nice, Shell. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
That is lovely. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
What a lovely present. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah, I like that, yeah. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Do you like it, Laura? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Yeah. It's nice. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
It's an antique. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
Mmm. An antique, great! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
I thought you could wear it for your "Something old" as your | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue." | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
Mmm, I'll do that. I'll definitely, definitely do that. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
Can I take a photo of you wearing it? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
No. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
Oh, how lovely. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
Thanks, Laura. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
I just think it's better to let someone get what | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
they want rather than giving them something they'll never wear. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Who wants to sing? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
Becky does. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
Yay! Go Becks! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Laura, can I have a go on that? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Testing, testing. 1-2, 1-2. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Testing 2-2. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Did you bring the champagne, Shell? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Erm, yeah. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Champagne! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Let's have it then, don't be a Scrooge. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Yeah, don't be a Scrooge, Shelly. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Laura. It's not good for the baby, remember. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
He'll like it, it's fizzy. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
You can have one glass. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Oh, Paul, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
when have you ever known me to have one glass of anything? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
I'll just get this off and then we can... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Wha-hay! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Lovely. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Mmm. Pour it. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Pour it! Pour it! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
Pour it! Pour it! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
Could you show me where the glasses are? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Yep. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Bring in my Christmas crackers, yeah? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Will do. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
I've got these amazing crackers, Shell, they've got whistles in them. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
Right, who wants to sing? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
< PAUL: I can't believe it's gone three | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
< and I'm still not wearing a paper hat. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
I think I'll head off after this. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Oh, no. Really? -Yeah. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
That's a shame. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
This is good stuff. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
Very nice. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
That Shelly's a good-looking girl, isn't she? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Yeah. She's nice. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
Great. Thanks. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Do you recycle? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
Nah. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Right then. Upwards and onwards! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
I should probably get going, then. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
It was nice to see you. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
Yeah. It's great. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
It's great to see you. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Happy Christmas! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Yes! Happy Christmas! Great times! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
I, erm, I got you something. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
It's only little. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I didn't want to give it to you in front of everyone else. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
You didn't need to get me anything. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
I didn't have any paper. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Thanks. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
I used to read it to you. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
I know you did. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
They had it on Amazon. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Oh, don't do that, Steve. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Oh, come on. Don't do that. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Thanks. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
It's just something silly. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
What are you doing for the rest of the day? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Oh, you know. I've got some bits and pieces to do. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I've got to phone Suzanne. Goldeneye's on. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
You? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:46 | |
We're going round Becky's parents' for tea. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Oh... | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Yeah... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
Not good? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:53 | |
What are they like? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Her dad's such a prick. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
Is he? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
You'd hate him. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
What does your mum think? | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
She hates him more than I do. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
I look forward to meeting him! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
So what time are you going round there? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Six. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
I suppose I could stay till then. If you didn't mind? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
No, of course not. It'd be nice. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
Yeah? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
Yeah. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
Thanks. Thank you. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
< KARAOKE STARTS UP | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
Oh god, that... | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
# Are you hanging up your stocking on your wall... # | 0:25:42 | 0:25:47 | |
-Becks! -I'm all right. You carry on. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
Come on! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
# It's the time that every Santa has a ball. # | 0:25:49 | 0:25:54 | |
Becks - harmonies! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
In a minute, yeah? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
# Does he ride a red nosed reindeer? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
# Does a ton-up on his sleigh | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
# Do the fairies keep him sober for a day? # | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
Come on Becks! It's the chorus, baby! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:11 | |
# So here it is, merry Christmas Everybody's having fun. # | 0:26:11 | 0:26:17 | |
Let Becky do a solo! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
Steve! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
# Look to the future now It's only just begun. # | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
Solo! Solo! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Solo! Solo! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
# Are you waiting for the family to arrive? # | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
Louder, Becks. Use your diaphragm. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
# Are you sure you've got the room to spare inside? # | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
You should hear yourself, Becks. You sound fucking awful! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
You take over, I'm not as good as you. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
I think we can all hear that! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
You little bastard! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
# So, here it is, merry Christmas Everybody's having fun... # | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
# Come closer, come closer and listen | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
# The beat of my heart keeps on missing | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
# I notice it most when we're kissing | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
# Come closer and love me tonight | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
# Come closer and cuddle me tight | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
# My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang when you are near | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
# Boom-bang-a-bang all the time | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
# It's such a lovely feeling | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
# When I'm in your arms | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
# Don't go away, I want to stay | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
# My whole life through | 0:27:47 | 0:27:48 | |
# Boom-bang-a-bang | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
# Close to you. # | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
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