Episode 6 I Love My Country

# No hate, no fight

# Just excitation

# All through the night

# It's a celebration

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

# Whoa, whoa, yeah

# Woo!

# Give us your hands

# Give us your hearts

# We're ready

# There's only one direction

# One world and one nation

# On television

# One plan one star one day

# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

# Fried chicken! #

Hello, and welcome to I Love My Country,

the only show on television that celebrates all things

British, from Shakespeare to Susan Boyle and everything in between.

As the great man himself once wrote "All the world's a stage,"

and luckily on our stage tonight we're joined by our wonderful

house band and the gorgeous Jamelia.

# One plan, one star, one day

# Just gimme, gimme, gimme

# Yeah! #

Beautiful.

Tonight our two teams will do battle to find out who loves their country

the most, and leading the charge of the light-entertainment brigade

are our two comedy commanders-in-chief,

Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan.

Come on!

So, that's the captains, but what about their teams?

Well, joining Micky this evening, bringing youth and beauty

in equal measure, it's Outnumbered's Tyger Drew-Honey!

The house of Football Focus

and everyone's favourite Saturday lunch time fiction, Mr Dan Walker.

And a woman with a serious wild side.

It's Springwatch's Kate Humble.

That's Micky's gang.

Making up Frank's numbers tonight, it's double Olympic gold medallist

Rebecca Adlington.

Uber rock chick and Radio DJ, Edith Bowman.

And adding a touch of flamboyance, it's the king of the feature wall,

celebrity designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

Thank you very much.

That's Frank's gang.

Well, it's not just our teams who will be competing tonight,

whipping themselves into a frenzy of cheering and singing

are the die-hard supporters, all hoping to fire their team

to victory and win the prize to end all prizes.

The I Love My Country commemorative plate.

ALL: Whoo!

Look at that!

Gabby's picture!

-Laurence looks physically sick.

-No, no, no.

There's a lot you can do with that.

There is an enormous amount. I am thinking a mosaic.

I can see Becky shoving those Olympic medals out the way

and putting the plates up there.

Right. Let's get this party started.

Our first round is called Celebrity SatNav,

where I'll be asking our teams to find British places

on our I Love My Country map.

ALL: Whoo!

It's a bit like pin the tail on the donkey, except instead of the donkey

we have the map, and instead of a pin we've got one of these.

Thank you, Tiffany. You've excelled yourself.

It's the Wiltshire delicacy.

-The Devizes pie.

-Oh.

Do you know what's in a Devizes pie, Frank?

Plums...

-..and leeks.

-No.

Lamb, offal, calf's brain, pickled tongue and hard-boiled eggs.

ALL: Ewww!

MICKY: Did you say boiled eggs?

OK, here's how it works. Letters will appear on the screen.

Buzz in when you think you know the UK location being spelt out.

Let's see where our SatNav is taking us first.

-BUZZER

-Micky.

-Rochester.

-No.

BUZZER

-Colchester.

-Yes!

Come up, Kate, come up, please.

That's one point, but for two extra points,

take a pie and put it where you think Colchester is on the map.

You've got until the music stops. Supporters can help. Off you go.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Further.

Down a bit.

That's it. Music's stopped, Kate.

Let's see how you've done

No.

I think Kate is going to have to eat humble pie.

ALL: Wahey!

At least we've got one point.

Colchester, of course, is in Essex

and it was the capital of Roman Britain.

Can you imagine a time, Micky, when London wasn't the capital?

Can I?

Can you imagine that?

Watch me imagining it.

LAUGHTER

It doesn't make very good telly, does it?

OK, fingers on buzzers.

Let's have a little look at where we're going next.

-BUZZER

-Micky?

-Dunfermline.

-Yes!

Come on, Micky.

Move the Devizes pie to where you think Dunfermline is.

MICKY: It's Scotland.

-EDITH:

-You have no idea.

Up? Up?

-DAN:

-Down? How far?.

Stop. Stop. Stop. No. Move your fingers away from the pie.

-Leave the pie.

-Leave the pie.

OK, let's have a little look. Edith said, no way.

I can tell you she is spot on.

You are so far away.

Dunfermline is, of course, on the Firth of Forth,

or as Chris Eubank calls it, the first of April.

LAUGHTER

We've got our final destination,

a chance for Frank's team to get off the mark here.

IN UNISON: Come on!

Let's have a little look.

-BUZZER

-Yes.

Pity Me.

It is Pity Me.

On you go. Put the Devizes pie on Pity Me.

Cornwall.

Head to Cornwall.

Back this way. This way.

Up, up. There.

There.

Let's see if you've landed on Pity Me.

Oh!

That's where it is!

Thank you, Laurence, for your help with that.

Ah, what a pity.

Can you imagine this? When you've had your house done,

"Oh, Laurence, the carpet, why is it on the roof?"

I've obviously done the wrong house.

I will say in my defence there is a Pityme just outside Rock

in North Cornwall.

Yeah, but not the one we were looking for.

The Pityme that Laurence is talking about

is actually one word. Oh!

So. When you spell it...

Ah, there we go.

Pity Me what we are looking for is a village in County Durham.

That would be one of the SatNav disasters.

When you put the name in...

People saying, "All I can see is pasties everywhere.

"I think we might be in the wrong place."

OK. Food for thought there as we digest the scores.

Frank's team are on one point,

Micky's are ahead, just, on two points

Time for some music now.

Our band are going to play a trio of classic British TV theme tunes,

and teams, what I want you to do is buzz in

when you think you know all three.

Supporters, you can help with this one as well, beware though,

if you get any wrong, the three points go to the other side.

Take it away, Jamelia.

# It's all right, it's OK

# Doesn't really matter if you're old and grey

# It's all right, it's OK,

# Listen to what I say. #

# Oh, what happened to you

# Whatever happened to me

# What became of the people... #

BUZZER

Wow, wow, wow, OK.

Oh, God, going to get this really wrong.

-The first one...

-Yeah?

We think it's New Tricks,

Red Dwarf,

and Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads.

You've got two of the three, which means you get the three points.

What?

Did you know what the second one was?

-Anyone know what the second one was?

-No idea.

Ironically, it was Knightmare. Remember that programme?

It was a kids' programme on ITV.

-Three points for you, Micky.

-Yeah.

Now, they say a picture paints a thousand words,

but in this round it will also conceal the identity

of two famous Britons.

All our team has to do is work out who they are.

For example - who's that, I wonder.

That's me and Micky, isn't it?

It's Flanagan.

Let's have a little look.

Yeah, look at Micky with a blow-dry.

-You're looking good.

-I went a bit bouffant that night.

I overdid it with the diffuser.

What medal's that, Rebecca, cos that's not an Olympic medal, is it?

No, World's.

FRANK: It looks like you've won the very, very small ladies' singles

at Wimbledon.

Micky, your team are going first.

Who are these gorgeous people?

Uh, that's the cyclist girl.

-Who's the girl cyclist?

-Pendleton.

-Laura Trott.

-Laura Trott.

No...

Well, her boyfriend is Jason Kenny, isn't it?

Who is also a cyclist.

So it could be Laura Trott and Jason Kenny.

-Yeah.

-Are you going to go with those two, then?

Well, we've got nothing else to go on,

so I think we're taking a punt on that.

You're saying Jason Kenny, who of course

is the double Olympic gold medallist from the 2012 Games,

and his girlfriend Laura Trott,

who also won two gold medals at the Olympics. Let's see if you're right.

No.

No, it was of course the golden duo, Chris Hoy,

and you did get Laura Trott, so you get one point.

Frank, let's have a little look at your famous pairing.

Is it Lily Allen?

-EDITH:

-Yeah...

LAURENCE: I don't know who she is, but she is frighteningly attractive.

I think it might be Liam Gallagher.

-Do you?

-Liam Gallagher and Lily Allen.

-No...

Let's have a look and see if you're right

OK, let's get back to Micky's team. Who are these?

Oh, dear!

Mick Jagger and... Who are the eyes and the hair?

-Tyger, what do you think?

-I literally have no input.

I think it's so difficult to go on with the hair.

It just looks like a blonde...

You must have done Mick Jagger in History.

LAUGHTER

We're definitely going for Mick Jagger and Kate Moss.

OK, let's see if you are right.

It is Mick Jagger and Kate Moss.

Well done, two points.

Frank, let's have a look at your pair.

Oh, dear.

That's, um...

LAURENCE: It's Damon whatsit.

That's Benedict, um...

-Cumberbatch.

-Cumberbatch from Sherlock.

-You think?

-Yeah, the eyes, definitely.

It's Rachel Weisz.

Her and Daniel Craig took my cleaner.

They lured her away with extra hours.

-Unbelievable.

-It is unbelievable.

And her brother, Adel, is my cleaner.

-Is that right?

-Adel Weisz.

You see how trusting I am?

Do we think it's Rachel Weisz?

I think definitely Rachel Weisz.

I'll go with Benedict Cumberbatch.

It's definitely Sherlock. Definitely, definitely.

OK, you're going to go with Benedict Cumberbatch and Rachel Weisz.

OK, let's see if you're right.

Yes! Rachel Weisz and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Come on, get some team spirit!

Come on!

OK, Micky's final picture now.

Which two great Britons do we have here?

There's a little difference in hairstyle at the top.

Look at that little bit at the top.

Neil Kinnock.

And...

Who do you think it is? Who are you thinking?

-Is it you, Gabby?

-Who are you thinking it is?

Do you think it's me?

Is that Greg... No.

That looks like Greg Rutherford's hair.

We are going for Greg Rutherford and Gabby Logan.

-Me?

-Yes.

You think it's me and Greg Rutherford.

OK, let's see if you're right.

Whoa!

It is me.

I had no idea.

Did you not see yourself?

It's Neil Kinnock!

You were looking really rough.

I must say, my hairdresser opened up a can of worms.

OK, Frank, your team's final picture.

Have a look at the faces that make up this photo.

Whose teeth are those?

-Moyles.

-Chris and Adele.

-Yeah, Chris and Adele.

We're going off Edith, who was our resident music expert,

-and she thinks it is Adele.

-And Chris Moyles.

Adele and Chris Moyles. Let's see if you're right for two points.

Yes!

OK, well, at the end of that round, it's getting tighter.

Frank's team have seven points, Micky's on nine points.

I feel some more music coming on.

Jamelia and the band are going to play a UK number one.

All our teams have to do is buzz in as soon as they know the song title

and the artist, and supporters, you can help here,

but get either wrong and the points will go to the other side.

Guys, take it away.

BAND PLAYS SONG INTRODUCTION

BUZZER

Wow!

-Madness.

-No.

-I know it. Blur, Country House.

-No, no, no, you said Madness.

You said Madness.

-It's not a multiple choice!

-Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.

It's not Madness.

Edith, the muso on this team, what is it?

It is Blur and Country House.

It is Blur, Country House.

So there's a bonus point on offer this time for the supporters

Jamelia thinks sing along the best, so get up on your feet...

There was a lot of focussing on the lyrics there,

I noticed, from a lot of the supporters.

Jamelia, who sang it the best?

As much as I think both teams were fantastic,

I have to give the point to Frank's team.

Now being British is nothing if not an excuse to have a massive party,

so wheel out the nibbles and stir the punch,

because it's time to play the Party Game.

# This could be para-para-paradise

# Para-para-paradise

# Could be para-para-paradise

# Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh. #

Oh, yes.

This party's going really well now.

It feels like the ice has been broken.

-Yes!

-Come on!

Now, Rebecca, you might look happy to have that present there,

but don't become too attached,

because in exactly three minutes and 30 seconds

that present will turn unpleasant

and it will self destruct.

It works like this - I will ask you a question.

Get it right, pass the present on.

Get it wrong and you have to keep hold of it.

The player holding the present when it explodes

will gift all the points to the other team.

Oh. I'm worried.

I really hope the parcel doesn't explode,

because your face could take an hour to put out.

Wish me luck!

Let's start the clock.

UK tourist road signs have what colour background?

Brown.

Yes. Pass it on.

In the Harry Potter books, what is Hermione's surname?

Oh... Granger.

Yes! Pass it on.

In what city would you find Arthur's seat and Greyfriars Bobby?

Edinburgh.

Yes. Pass it on.

Scafell Pike is the highest mountain in England in which National Park?

Peak District.

No, the Lake District.

Which English race horse is this?

Desert Orchid.

Yes. Pass it on.

In which English game would you use moves including scrounge,

a cracker and a gromp?

No idea. Pass.

Tiddlywinks. In which month does spring start in the UK?

March.

Yes. Pass it on.

Which British athlete was the first person to run a mile

in under four minutes?

Uh... Paula Radcliffe.

Roger Bannister.

Oh, it's starting!

In the nursery rhyme Sing A Song Of Sixpence

how many blackbirds were baked in a pie?

Four.

And 20.

Bye-bye.

What is the name of this Scottish golf course

also known as the Home of Golf?

-Montgomery.

-No. St Andrews.

On an OS map what do the letters PO stand for?

-On an Ordnance Survey...

-Post Office.

Yes!

What is the name of the Prime Minister's cat?

No idea.

Larry. Which Scottish village is traditionally associated with

runaway marriages?

-Gretna Green.

-Yes.

What is the name of these Antony Gormley sculptures

on Crosby Beach in Merseyside?

-The Brass Bend.

-No. Another Place.

Which modern bridge in London was opened and closed on the same day

because it wobbled?

-The Millennium Bridge.

-Yes.

What is the most recent coin denomination to be released

in circulation in UK?

I didn't hear what you said!

Which is the most recent coin to be added to circulation in UK?

PRESENT BANGS

I'm 23! I don't know these things!

I am 55, but I know who Cleopatra is.

So, Rebecca got caught with the present,

which means all the points go to Micky's team.

Shall we have a look at what that round has done to the scores?

No.

Frank's team are on 10 points, but Micky's team have 17 points!

Teams, it's time for another musical interlude now.

Jamelia and the band will play three songs,

that should lead you to the identity of a famous Briton.

The clues could be in the song, they could be in the lyrics,

they could even be in the name of the artist.

Just buzz in when you think you know the name of the person.

But remember if you get it wrong, all the points go to the other team.

OK, take it away, band.

# Rebel rebel, you've torn your dress

# Rebel rebel, your face is a mess

# Hot tramp, I love you so... #

# I didn't mean to hurt you

# I'm sorry that I made you cry

# I'm just a jealous guy... #

# And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

# Till touch down brings me round again to find

# I'm not the man they think I am at home

# Oh, no, no, no

# I'm a rocket man... #

Rocket man, Jealous Guy...

BUZZER

Oh, hang on, Kate.

Patrick Moore.

Roger Moore.

Who did you say?

LAUGHTER

You said Patrick Moore.

I want to know the connection with the songs first,

how you got there.

He looked at the sky, he was a little bit rebellious, perhaps,

and very jealous.

OK.

Micky's team, that's incorrect,

but the points will go to the other side anyway, but, yeah...

But do you want to have a go and say who you think it might be?

The only thing I could think of was Oliver Cromwell,

but I can't see how that works.

-You're meddling in the right period of history.

-Am I really?

-Guy Fawkes?

-Yes, it is Guy Fawkes!

Hold on, so Bryan Ferry, Jealous Guy...

Jealous "Guy".

Guy! Of course!

And of course, Rocket Man.

Hold on, I know that man, he's on my team

That's me!

That's an old engraving, though.

We'll put him under citizen's arrest.

It was me!

Can I just say, you are the most stylish man I have ever met.

You're right.

I first became aware of you in Changing Rooms.

I thought, "Why is that bloke staring at me?"

Well, listen, you've both buzzed in, you got it wrong.

Frank's team take all the points.

I need to get one for Patrick Moore!

Our next round is Word-Up, where we celebrate the rich and diverse

language from all over this beautiful land.

On the screens you're going to see four people from different parts

of the country.

There they are. Each of them has a question for you.

Micky's team, you're up first.

I want you to tell me who you'd like to hear from.

Who catches your eye, do you think?

I'm going to go and ask Kate, cos she knows about people.

This is why she avoids them at all costs.

-Spends most of her time in the woods.

-That's so true.

I think we should go for Victoria,

cos she's wearing a really cool hat that looks like a panda.

She looks like an animal, so I feel comfortable with Victoria.

OK, let's hear from Victoria.

Hi, I'm Victoria from Belfast in Northern Ireland,

and I've got a tongue-twister for you.

I want you to say it three times with no mistakes or hesitations.

Ready?

We all wish to wash our Northern Ireland wristwatch really well.

Best of luck.

I'm not being funny, but even she couldn't say it.

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wristwatch really well.

-That's what she said.

-Who's going to do it?

Well, you nominate. Who would you like to do it?

I'd like Kate to do it because...

Do you have to do it in the accent as well?

Have a quick look cos it's going to disappear off the screen.

-No, you can't do that!

-Make sure you know it first.

-That's really mean.

-OK, let's take it away. Go on.

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wristwatch really well.

You've got to go quicker! You've got to go quicker!

That's the first time!

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish rich wist...

No. You've got to be quick.

We all wist to wash our...

-No.

-So mean.

Anybody on your team want a go? Like a little tongue-twister?

-Laurence?

-I bet Laurence is brilliant.

-No, I...

-Well, I will give it a go, but are there points in this?

-No.

OK. I'm going to do it anyway.

-We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wish wash...

-Wahey!

Go on, Frank.

We all wish to wash our Northern Ireland wristwatch really well.

We all wish to wash our Northern Ireland wristwatch really well.

We all wish to wash our Northern Ireland wristwatch really well.

Excuse me, Northern Irish.

The tricky thing is saying Irish, and you said Ireland.

Why don't you do it, Tyger, if you're so clever?!

I just thought that everyone started celebrating,

it was like you were going to get all the credit,

but you didn't get it right.

-DAN:

-Oh! Take that, son!

Over to you, Tyger boy!

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wristwatch really well.

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wristwatch really well.

We all wish to wash our Northern Irish wristwatch really well.

Micky, you might have nominated the wrong person.

Might have nominated the wrong person, yes.

I did a tour of Ireland, and I was in Belfast,

and when they laugh, you can actually hear the audience going,

"Ha-ha-ha.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha."

And then when you go down to Dublin, it's...

-LIGHTER SINGSONG VOICE:

-"Ha ha ha-ha-ha."

Right, Frank's team, it's over to you.

Three lovely people on the board. Which one is catching your eye?

Well, we have a theory about this,

is that Edith is absolutely certain that Jim...

Is my uncle.

-She thinks Jim looks Scottish, don't you?

-Yeah.

And because Edith is our resident Scottish expert,

we think that obviously it would be good if he is.

-It would help.

-Yes, it would help.

OK, let's have a little look and see what Jim sounds like.

Hiya, my name's Jim from Glasgow.

If I said that your clothes were bumfled, what would I mean?

A - too tight, B - creased,

or C - they're way out of fashion.

Spot on for recognising the Scot in that identity parade.

-I thought that was great.

-Is that not sad?

Bumfled. It's a West coast thing obviously,

but your clathes are your clothes, obviously.

I think it's creased.

I think creased.

So we're going for creased, Edith?

Yes.

Shall we hear from Jim again and see if you're right?

Aye, you beauty, bumfled means creased. You've got it right.

Was it right?

I just thought he was drowning.

We've got Kelly and Dan left up there.

Dan, does that Dan attract you?

If we're guessing regions, Kelly looks South-Easterly.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-I think Scouse.

-Gabby can we go for Kelly, please?

OK. You think she's from the South East.

She's got a touch of the South Easterly about her.

-And Tyger you think she's Scouse?

-I think she could...

Let's have a listen.

Hiya, my name's Kelly and I'm from Liverpool.

If I was to call you woolyback, what would I mean?

Would it be A - you're from the outskirts of Liverpool,

B - you're a bit hairy,

or C - you're a bit sheepish.

A woolyback... I used to live in Liverpool.

-You really did live in Liverpool?

-I did used to live in Liverpool.

OK, where's your tan?

It goes after a while.

Um, I think they're called woolybacks

if you're like from Runcorn or Cheshire.

-I think it's on the outskirts of Liverpool.

-Yeah.

You're from the outskirts of Liverpool

-if you're a woolyback, is what you're saying?

-Yep.

Let's see if lovely Kelly says. you're right.

Yay, that's boss.

You got it right.

A woolyback is someone from the outskirts of Liverpool.

Frank's team, you haven't got a choice to make,

but just out of interest, where do you think Dan is from?

He looks like, sort of, North London intellectual.

Or possibly Bristol.

Good shout.

Let's have a listen. Dan, what have you got to say?

All right? I'm Dan from Newcastle.

What would I do with what us Geordies call a snotterclot?

Would I, A - wipe me nose with it,

B - tie a mooring rope to it,

or C - pour it on me pudding.

What was the second answer?

Dan said, "What would he do with a snotterclot."

Well, it's got to be wipe his nose with it, you know, snotterclot.

-It's there.

-We're going to play it simple.

I know it seems like the obvious choice,

but we're going to go with A, wipe his nose on it.

OK, Dan?

Why-aye, you are right.

A snotterclot is a handkerchief, so you'd wipe your nose with it.

Let's hear it for them, they've been brilliant.

Jim, Dan, Kelly and Victoria.

At the end of that round,

I'm pleased to tell you that Frank's team have 17 points

and Micky's team in the lead with 19 points.

Shall we have some more music?

ALL: Yeah!

Our band are going to play a famous British song.

All you have to do is buzz in when you know both the song title

and the artist who released it.

BAND PLAYS POP INSTRUMENTAL

BUZZER

Edith Bowman.

Girls Aloud, Something Kinda Ooh.

Oh, yes!

Two points.

For a bonus point, bear in mind you're now level,

-19 points apiece.

-You lot, this is where you come in.

I would like Frank and Micky to choose a supporter to come out front

and dance for your team, and Jamelia is going to be the judge.

So choose the supporter you think is most likely

to have rhythm in their bones.

Look at this! Look at him!

I've got one! I've got one!

Yeah, it's gotta be you.

Go on, give him a round of applause, come on.

-What's your name?

-Neal.

Neal and Billy are here. They're dancing for your love, Jamelia.

Go on, supporters, show them some love.

# Something kinda ooh

# Jumping on my toot-toot

# Something 'side of me

# Wants some part of you oo-ooh

# Something kinda ooh

# Makes my heart go boom boom

# Something 'side of me

# Wants some part of you oo-ooh

# Something kinda ooh

# Jumping on my toot-toot

# Something 'side of me

# Wants some part of you oo-ooh...

# Something 'side of me

# Wants some part of you oo-ooh. #

Of all the things, I didn't think you were going to do at that point.

Neal was kind of doing the kind of decathlon of dancing.

He had ten different sports in there, he had javelin,

and then he had a swim. It was amazing.

Yeah, but what about Billy's break-dancing?

Rolling around on the floor for a few seconds is not break-dancing.

I think he may have been resting.

It was like you're letting the water out the bath

and you realise you've left the clown doll in.

And it starts going round and round on the plug.

Jamelia, tell us, put us out of our misery, where is the point going?

Can I just say that you both were so excellent...

..and I just think that one of you seemed to want it more...

And on this occasion it was Neal.

-My man, you've done great.

-You were amazing!

So going into the final round, well, what has that done to the scores?

I can tell you.

Frank's team, you're on 19 points,

Micky's team - 20 points.

Whoo! High five!

This is like being at the turn, Becky, right, and literally,

you're a fingernail, a fingernail in the lead.

That's how close this is.

No, I'm still outraged. Billy should have won.

He was laying down at one point.

He was laying down for a couple of seconds.

He was amazing.

It's time to play the Big Wheel.

# You spin me right round, baby, right round

# Like a record, baby

# Right round, round, round. #

It's our Big Wheel, and in this final, yes.

I've never seen a more cynical look on a woman's face

than this woman here. She literally went, "Ooh."

She's kind of right.

OK. In this final round there's literally hundreds of points

up for grabs. I'm going to ask a question.

If you get it right, your captain will come up and spin the wheel.

Micky, your team are in the lead.

You're going to get to answer the question first.

In the 2011 Census for England and Wales

176,632 people listed their religion as Jedi.

For a chance to spin the wheel, I want to know how many people...

-KATE:

-How much?

-10,000?

Lower than 10,000?

-DAN:

-Is 2,000 too high?

-MICKY: None?

50? Give me a cheer for 300.

-Come on, give us a figure.

-We're going to go for 300.

They said 300, are you going more or less?

-What do you think? LAURENCE:

-I think more.

I say more. At least four.

They're very passionate, heavy metallists. We think it's more.

Micky's team said it's 300, Frank's team said more.

I can tell you the number of people who listed heavy metal

as their religion is 6,242.

A lot more.

Come on, Frank, spin that wheel and make it a good 'un.

Go on, Frank!

20.

Second question, and this goes to your team, Frank.

According to the latest Home Accident Surveillance report...

And I am looking at you, Llewelyn-Bowen.

I'm not looking back, though. I'm looking over here.

You must know this, Laurence, surely.

What kind of accidents can you have with wallpaper, though?

Falling off a ladder.

I think it's hundreds of thousands definitely,

you know, it's falling off ladders,

cutting yourself, um...

-Exactly.

-Getting cross because it looks rubbish.

I have no idea, but Laurence knows so much about wallpaper.

I'm happy to go with his judgment.

OK, and he says...?

I'm saying round about 150,000.

-OK, they say 150,000.

-150,000?

-It's higher!

-It's higher

Do you want to say more than 150,000?

Hospitals would be full of people, laid there in their overalls.

Brushes in their face, the buckets on their head...

You were a painter-decorator, weren't you?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-As fascinating as this is...

-Right, we're going to go next,

I think we'll go less?

-We're going less.

-Got to be less.

Frank's team, led by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen,

and his intricate knowledge of the industry,

said that there were 150,000 accidents reported.

Micky's team say less.

I can tell you, there were 1,620 people injured by wallpaper.

Quite a few less.

Come on, Micky, spin it.

In your face!

No points.

That means for all that effort, you're still on 20 points,

and Frank's team, as we head into the last question, are on 39 points.

To keep things really interesting for this last question,

we're introducing two new possibilities to the Big Wheel.

As you can see on this final spin, you could end up with 100 points

or you could end up losing everything.

Because Frank's team are leading,

you're going to have a go at this last question first.

It's a question with a difference.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight's special guest,

from the Anstruther Fish Bar - Robert and Alison Smith.

Edith is looking particularly excited. Come and hug them.

It's OK.

Anstruther...

Don't worry, there's no way this isn't going to be anything that...

Best fish and chips in the world!

The reason Edith has run over and kissed them

is just that she's from Anstruther

which is where the fish and chip shop is.

-We call it Anstrer.

-Anstruther.

Anstrer.

I imagine when you go home, you pop in every now and then.

First place, I'm going actually tomorrow night when I go home.

-You have a few other famous customers, don't you?

-Yes, we do.

Yes, we had Tom Hanks in the queue one day with his family.

When Tom Hanks came in it resulted in the best headline ever,

which was like "Fife's like a box of chocolates."

Was that the local paper?

No, what, do you think it was? On the front of the Telegraph?

So how many fish and chips do you sell on a really busy day,

at a really busy time of the year?

At our busiest we probably sell probably about 1,200 fish and chips

-a day.

-1,200 a day,

That's a lot of chips.

You don't like fish?

No, I'm scared of the sea.

On what grounds?

It's the sea, there are sharks in there.

Just, no.

-But they wouldn't catch you.

-Yeah, they would.

Oh, my God, yeah.

I just don't know what's below me and I don't like that.

You know, you smell great. Can I just tell you that?

I was...

I was anticipating a little bit of chlorine. No, you do.

Lovely.

We all know that Robert and Alison's chips are very popular,

but what we want to know from you guys, and Frank's team,

you're going to guess first...

-Oh, God.

-Blimey.

Tons of potatoes.

How many imperial tons of potatoes they get through every year.

They say 1,200 a day on a...

Anyone here work in a chip shop?

How much does a bag of potatoes weigh?

-Let's think of it in terms of this...

-Half a ton a day.

-No way.

-Half a ton a day.

No way.

We think you get through 75 tons a year.

You think it's 75 tons a year.

That gentleman looks furious with you

cos he reckons he told you different.

He did tell me different.

You reckon 75 tons a year.

Micky's team, is it more or less?

OK, because the plate is on this, and it's your look-out, so...

Really, you need to give me a big cheer if you think it's more.

LOUD CHEERING

Give me a cheer if you think it's less.

A FEW CHEERS

More.

You think it's more than 75 tons, OK.

So, Frank's team says 75 tons, Micky's team said it was more.

Robert, how many tons of potatoes do you get through a year?

We actually get through 170 tons a year.

That's about half a ton a day. You were spot on.

You were almost exactly right.

-He was spot on.

-You lost him his plate.

Not yet, not yet.

He might lose everything on the wheel.

Before that though, let's give a huge I Love My Country applause

to Robert and Alison Smith.

Micky, you need 20 points to get your hands on those plates.

Get yourself over to that wheel and give it a big old spin.

THEY CHANT: Micky! Micky! Micky!

You needed 20, you got 100.

Well done, Micky's team, you're the winners tonight.

You take the plates home.

Hard luck, Frank's supporters.

That's it for tonight's show.

The teams of supporters going home

with the I Love My Country commemorative plates

are Micky's team.

Thank you to Jamelia and the I Love My Country house band,

to Rebecca, Edith, Laurence, Tyger, Dan, Kate,

and of course to Frank and Micky.

They all love their country, and so do I.

I've been Gabby Logan, a very good night.

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