Episode 8 I Love My Country

# No pain, no fight, just excitation

# All through the night it's a celebration

# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

# Yeah

# Give us your hands

# Give us your heart

# There's only one direction

# One world and one nation

# On television

# One plan, one style, one day

# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

# Yeah, yeah! #

Hello and welcome to I Love My Country,

the show that pay tribute to everything - everything -

that makes this country great,

from the Yorkshire Dales to the mountains of Wales.

And perched high above us,

with a panoramic view of the proceedings,

it's our awesome house band, led by the stunning Jamelia.

# One plan, one style, one day

# Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

# Yeah. #

Tonight, our two teams will be scrapping it out

to see who loves their country the most.

Unfortunately, they'll be led by two knockout comedy heavyweights -

Frank Skinner and Micky Flanagan.

On Frank's team tonight -

she's the golden girl of taekwondo, it's Olympic champion Jade Jones.

She's a superstar DJ from Radio 1, Sara Cox.

And the fiercest dragon of them all - it's Duncan Bannatyne.

That's Frank's team.

While Micky's trio this week -

he's got to dance, it's Diversity's Ashley Banjo.

The drinks are on him,

from Two Pints of Lager, it's Will Mellor.

And did somebody shout "Ricky"?

Go wild for EastEnders' Patsy Palmer.

That's Micky's crew.

What I said was tonight,

that I'd like the tallest, best-looking man in show business

standing next to me.

Sometimes, I don't feel fat and middle-aged enough, you know?

I was going to ask you, right -

when you get to middle age, you end up at parties

and they say, "Come on, we're having a dance,"

and you think "Oh, good God, here we go."

And I get up and I've reached that point now

where I do do a bit of dad dancing.

Oh, right, OK.

So I was wondering if you could just show me one tasty move.

Can we see it round here? We need to see the full thing, don't we?

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Yeah - cos it weren't going to be hard enough back there, was it?

I saw you doing that a minute ago.

Oh, gosh - all right, let's do it.

Check it out, Jamelia.

ASHLEY: Focus, Micky, focus, you got to focus.

All right, OK - watch this, Duncan, there might be a future in this.

Let's go. Take your hand - ready? Like this...

OK, now gimme a fish.

OK, you're standing like a dad - don't.

You got to stand up straight. Gimme a fish, like this.

Now we're going to extend this wave...through your whole body.

Oh, that's not bad. So put that one down.

I went a bit belly dancer then, didn't I?

Now we're going to use the body, like this - ready?

Yeah? And then now...

I've seen cats do that just before they're sick.

We're going to link them together. Along, down...

Up...and out.

Would you be honoured to come on the tour we're doing this year?

Would you come on?

I'm a bit busy. All right.

Now, behind both our teams are their wonderful supporters,

charged with clapping, cheering and singing their teams to victory

in the hope of winning TV's ultimate trophy,

the I Love My Country commemorative plate.

That has, as they say, upped the ante.

Really has, yeah. Lit up the ante. Different energy in the room now.

Sparks flew off of him when he saw that plate.

He's going to work that into the next Diversity routine.

Let's get down to business -

it's our first round, Celebrity Satnav.

In this game, our team's knowledge of British geography

will be tested to the limit using our I Love My Country map.

AUDIENCE: Ooh! Ooh, indeed.

Our team must guess the name of a British place

before locating it on this map, using...this.

Tiffany, it's a beef Wellington! Wow.

A delicious beef Wellington, no less.

It's a bit like a sort of Arctic roll...but with beef.

Can I ask, do you ever play Jamelia, when you're doing...? Do I what?

Ever play Jamelia records?

We have played Jamelia records quite a few times.

You've got a good memory.

You're so cheeky!

Frank, why have you been so evil to me lately?

Oh, there go my points from Jamelia.

Do you want me to get Jade to smack him one for you, Jamelia?

Yeah, yeah, please! Kick him in the head!

Now is it true that after you got the gold medal,

you celebrated by going to Ibiza?

Yeah. Don't know how you found out.

Yeah, so what was that like? Any idea?

OK. Letters are going to appear on the screen,

just buzz in when you think you know the UK location being spelt out.

So let's see where our Satnav is taking us first.

BUZZER

Micky?

I was going to say Sussex, but...

You're wrong.

BUZZER

Halifax.

Yes!

That's one point - for an extra two points,

I want you to put the beef Wellington on the map

where you think Halifax is.

You've got until the music finishes. On you go!

MUSIC STARTS

TEAM SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

Put it that way a bit.

MUSIC STOPS

Sorry. That's probably the only one I'm ever going to get close to,

cos I'm from Manchester, so it's not far from me, that.

OK - let's see if you managed to find Halifax.

No. I got close at least. Yeah, really close.

There's a branch of the Halifax there.

But unfortunately...

It's good job you was there to help though, Will,

otherwise she could have been miles away.

Bit of knowledge for you about Halifax, yeah?

It was the birthplace of the great British wrestler, Big Daddy.

Gabby, can I just say

that using the stomach to knock another man over

has sort of...gone, you know?

I always thought it was a great move.

You never see that in action movies any more, do you?

You don't see a bloke walk in and go, "Hey, what's going on?"

BOOM!

I've heard that you like shaping up a little bit.

I used to box a bit when I was younger, yeah.

You want to fight Robert De Niro in a film? No...

You want to knock an old man about, basically. He's about 70.

No, it was just a dream of mine... VOICE TREMBLES: All right, Will?

You ready for a tear-up, son?

Although Duncan - you could take that.

I think he'd crush me with his wallet.

Fingers on buzzers.

Let's have a look at where we're going next.

BUZZER

Frank?

Oh, that changed slightly

at the last minute.

It's...Donageedle.

No, let's keep going.

BUZZER

Donaghadee?

It is Donaghadee.

Come and place it on the map.

MUSIC STARTS

MUSIC STOPS

Close...closer than hers.

It might be there.

Let's have a little look and see if that's where Donaghadee is.

That is not far off.

Just the one point there for Frank's team.

Donaghadee is a small town in County Down, Northern Ireland

where Chief Scout Bear Grylls was raised as a boy.

He wasn't raised as a boy.

He was pushed out the door at two.

Were you in the Scouts, Micky?

Me? Leave it out, will ya?

Were you in the Girl Guides, Gabby?

I was in the Brownies - didn't make it to the Girl Guides.

What happened? Was there a scandal? Yeah, can't go into it.

We have a final destination now,

so teams, get ready, fingers on buzzers.

Let's see where we're going.

BUZZER

Whoa! Hull.

No! Keep going.

BUZZER Mull.

No. Sara?

Dull.

Where do you reckon it is, then? Like southwest-ish or summat?

No offence.

I might just, like, lob it on.

Help her out if you know where Dull is.

MUSIC STARTS

MUSIC STOPS

Still got it.

Let's see if that's anywhere near Dull.

So, after that wander round our wonderful country,

the scores look like this.

Micky's team have picked up just one point

but Frank's team have two points.

Now, there are a lot of things that go into making

a great British TV show - not least the theme tune.

And in this round, Jamelia and the band

are going to play a medley of three classic title tracks.

All our teams have to do is buzz in

when they think they can name all three.

But a word of warning - if you don't know all three,

the points will automatically switch to the other side.

So ears at the ready. Take it away, Jamelia!

# Give it up, give it up give it up for the easy crew

# Solving mysteries in the neighbourhood

# Always there to make a bad thing good. #

INSTRUMENTAL THEME PLAYS

As soon we get this, hit the buzzer.

Ground floor, perfumeries...

BUZZER

MICKY'S TEAM GROAN

Who's got that?

It's Rastamouse, Question Time, Are You Being Served?

Three points to Frank's team.

Duncan and Frank, you've both been on Question Time.

Yes. Duncan's a bit more suited to it. Did you enjoy it?

Yes, loved it - I might do it again, if I get the time.

I'd like to know how high a denomination money would have to be

for Duncan to pick it up.

If you went past, say, a ten-pound note,

would you think, "Not bothering"? No, I'd pick it up.

Fiver? Put one down - try it and see.

Duncan, whenever people sit round a pub

and talk about their favourite multi-millionaire... Yeah.

..I always go for you.

Thank you very much. Now, what we know you for,

as far as making money, is the gymnasiums.

I'll give you a little tip - I've found when I go into gymnasiums,

I really live it up with the free shower gel.

Yeah. A lot of people do.

I do my ears and everything.

I'm worried, because Jade's obviously in the gym all the time.

You're in the gym, you're in the gym -

if I don't get a verruca tonight, it'll be a miracle.

OK. Let's move on and play Great Britons,

where our teams have got to identify two celeb faces

that have been shunted together into one.

For example, let's have a look at this.

Mmm - who could that be? This is not for points, this is just a guess.

Me. You think it's Patsy and...

WILL: The elephant man.

Let's have a look and see if you're right.

It's Patsy and Frank.

I never recognise me in these things - never.

I reckon another 100 years of evolution,

everyone will look like that.

Well, you get how it works.

Frank, your team are going to go first.

Can you unpick these two pictures?

DUNCAN: Les Dawson?

I think it's Hilary Devey. You think it's Les Dawson?

Hilary Devey and Les Dawson. It's not him... John Prescott?

MICKY: Looks like Cher after the surgery's gone wrong.

We think it's Hilary Devey from...

Right, Hilary Devey, you think. Dragons' Den. OK, and who else?

We're struggling a bit. You think it could be Theo...

Theo Paphitis, yeah. OK.

You're going to go with Hilary Devey and Theo Paphitis? Theo Paphitis.

Theo Paphitis and Hilary Devey. Let's see if you're right.

No...

John Prescott. I said John Prescott!

OK, Micky - let's have a look and see who on earth is this?

WILL: Phillip Schofield.

And Holly Willoughby? Holly Willoughby?

Phillip and Holly? PATSY: That's not Holly's eyes.

Her eyes...her eyes look a bit older than Holly's,

I think - look at the crow's feet.

I can't think of anyone else. Does Phillip wear eyeliner? Yeah.

Cos we can't think of anyone else it could be,

we'll go for Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

OK. Let's see if you're right.

Yeah!

High five.

Well done, son.

Two points for you. Frank, back to your side.

Can you name this distorted duo?

SARA: Oh, Nick Grimshaw - aw!

Nick and Fearne.

It's Fearne Cotton and Nick Grimshaw.

Well, he looks nice in coral.

He'll have lent that top to Fearne.

We think Nick Grimshaw and Fearne Cotton.

OK, let's have a look and see if it is Nick Grimshaw and Fearne Cotton.

You're absolutely right.

She knows her stuff.

Micky's team, who do you think we've blended together here?

Su Pollard.

I can certainly see Su Pollard. And the bit of the smile.

Who's the hair and the head, then?

Isn't it just Su Pollard?

Hi-de-hi!

Oh, leave it out, love.

Yes, yeah - Stephen Merchant. Yeah, but...

Yeah - yes.

I think you're right. Su Pollard and Stephen Merchant?

Yeah. Let's see if you're right.

Yeah!

That was good!

Let's have a look at your final picture.

Who do you think these two are?

Oh, it's Pussy Galore. Honor Blackman.

Honor Blackman...

Is it Daniel Craig?

Look at them eyes.

Oh, it could be - and she was a Bond girl.

And he's a Bond. Daniel Craig. And he's got...

That's his big ears, isn't it?

Yeah, that's what we think. We think, we think it's a Bond.

OK. We think it's Daniel Craig and the very fabulous Honor Blackman.

Let's have a look.

It is Daniel Craig and Honor Blackman.

Just look at him.

He's a fine man, isn't he?

He's lucky, lives in a very clean house.

He stole my cleaner. He stole his cleaner.

You can imagine the hoovering.

HE HUMS THE BOND THEME

Makes me sick.

There's only one way to sort this out -

you've got to become the new Bond.

Jade, is there anything that you could show Frank, maybe?

I do NOT want to do a demonstration.

Ashley has demonstrated to Micky how to dance, I just thought...

Show him what a kick in the head looks like.

Don't...don't overdo it. Don't show me a kick in the head...

Tell us what you're going to do before you do it,

in case I suddenly turn to say something funny

and you've taken my jaw off.

I'll just place it by your head.

It's three points for a kick in the head.

Or if it's a reverse...

..it's four points.

OK. That'll do me.

You're not going to have a go? Come on. Are you kidding?

I'll tell you something - it's nice to get a...

It's a lovely, cool breeze in here.

Could you help me back?

Quit while you're ahead!

Well done, Jade.

See, I'm frightened to walk behind her - it's like a horse.

My two dreams are to sing a Bond theme

and to lead the world's longest conga.

We used to say, "You know you've been on a good conga,

"cos you have to get the bus back to where you started."

Right, Micky's team, it's your final picture.

Who are these?

Tom Daley, the swimmer. Oh, is it?

Oh, I know - Katherine Jenkins.

WOMAN IN AUDIENCE: No.

LAUGHTER

He thought he was on it then.

So who is it? You're saying Tom Daley...

Tess Daly. Oh, it could be Tess Daly.

Tess Daly. Tess Daly.

Tess Daly and Tom Daley.

You're going for the Daly gang. The Daly gang.

Let's see if it is the Daley Show...

Yes! Tom and Tess. Two points.

Let's see what that round has done to the scores.

Micky's team now have seven points. Frank's team have ten points.

Time now for a British chart-topping tune.

Our house band will play a well known British number one.

Our teams have to buzz in when they think they know

both the song title and the band who made it famous.

As ever, if you get it wrong,

the points will go to the other side.

Take it away, band.

BAND PLAYS POP TUNE

BUZZER

Patsy Palmer.

Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

Yes. Two points.

It was indeed Wham! Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.

Love a bit of Wham?

Shall we hear it again?

This time, there's an extra point on offer

for the supporters Jamelia thinks sing along the best.

So get on your feet and give it all you've got.

Take it away, band.

APPLAUSE

So, Jamelia... Yeah.

Apply your stringent criteria -

which supporters do you think get the go-go

and get the extra points?

I must say that Frank's supporters are absolutely fantastic,

but Frank was horrible to me in the beginning,

so I'm giving the points to Micky's team.

To err is human, to forgive is divine.

I don't know what that means, so whatever - they've still got the points.

As we speak, up and down the country,

thousands of people are getting ready to party.

And here on I Love My Country, we're no different.

So let's play the Party Game.

# I don't know what it is

# That makes me feel like this

# I don't know who you are

# But you must be some kind of superstar

# Cos you got all eyes on you no matter where you are

# You just make me want to play. #

Good party, this - are you having a good time?

It's one of the best parties I've ever been to.

So, how do you know Gabby?

I don't. Oh, you don't.

Gate-crasher, eh?

Now we're here, we're having a nice little soiree.

But on Jade's lap is what looks like a lovely gift.

It couldn't be further from the truth,

because in three minutes and 30 seconds,

that brightly coloured parcel is going to explode

into a cloud of confetti.

PATSY: I'm a little bit scared of the box exploding.

The box exploding can go a little bit wrong.

I'm going to ask a question -

get it right, you pass the parcel on.

Get it wrong, and you keep hold of the gruesome gift.

The person left holding the parcel when it self-destructs loses

and the opposite team get all the points

that have been earned through the round.

Your time starts now.

In Britain, what is traditionally eaten on Shrove Tuesday?

Pancakes.

Yes, well done.

The Millennium Stadium is in which city?

Uh...Cardiff.

Yes. Pass it on.

Hugh Grant, Michael Sheen and Meryl Streep

have all played film characters holding which government position?

Prime Minister.

Yes. Pass it on.

In the nursery rhyme, who fell down and broke his crown?

Humpty Dumpty.

No, it was Jack. Oh, was it?

Which gorge in Somerset shares its name with a type of cheese,

which is also made locally?

Cheddar.

Yes. Pass it on.

What does this UK sign refer to?

Humpback bridge.

Uneven road.

In the '70s TV series,

what was the name of the little girl who brought Bagpuss to life?

Emily.

Yes. Pass it on.

True or false - 2.5 million Mills and Boon novels

were pulped and added to the tarmac on the M6. False.

No, it's true.

William the Conqueror made everyone do what at eight o'clock?

Uh, go...pass.

Go to bed. You were going to say that, weren't you?

I though pass was the answer.

Please, please, please...

Stormont is the seat of which political assembly?

I have no idea.

Northern Ireland.

Who was the first actor to play the Doctor in Doctor Who?

Oh, my god...Frank Skinner.

William Hartnell.

In which town on the Thames is the Royal Regatta held every summer?

I have no idea.

Henley.

Which Welsh TV presenter did this boy here grow up to be?

Aled Jones...

You got it - Aled Jones.

In 1799, what tax was introduced as a temporary measure?

Income tax.

Yes, pass it on.

What does the 'E' stand for in TOWIE?

Essex.

Yes, pass it on.

How many red balls are used in a game of snooker?

Seven.

No, 15. The Grand National takes place in which...?

BANG!

Jade got caught with the present,

so all the points go to Micky's team.

# I don't know what it is

# That makes me feel like this

# I don't know who you are

# But you must be some kind of superstar

# Cos you just make me want to play. #

I have to say, that was a brilliant track, that Superstar.

One of the great songs of all time.

I think record of the decade.

Jamelia's daughters were here.

I said, "Does she sing lots at home?"

They went, "Yeah - I'll say 'Mum, what's this homework?' She goes...

# I don't know what it is...'

'What's for dinner?'

# I don't know what it is... #

Captain Scarlett!

That's what that outfit reminds me of.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

I've been here all night, thinking,

"A figure from a Gerry Anderson puppet series..."

Just...boom, got it.

Thanks, carry on.

OK, let's see what it's done for the scores.

Frank's team have 10 points, Micky's are now 18 points!

Let's have a little bit more music.

Teams, our band will play a famous British song -

all you have to do is buzz in

when you know both the artist and the song title.

Remember, if you buzz in early and you don't know it,

the points will go the other side.

Guys, take it away.

BAND PLAYS DRAMATIC INTRO

BUZZER

Will? Tom Jones, Delilah.

It is indeed.

Oh, it is... Tom Jones, Delilah.

But there's a bonus point on offer.

Jamelia will decide whose supporters sway along the best to Delilah.

Sway and sing your heart out.

I want to see loads of hips!

APPLAUSE

Jamelia? Which way are the points going to go?

Um...do you know what?

I'm going to give the points to Frank's team.

Now, here on I Love My Country,

we like to celebrate quintessentially British pastimes.

And tonight, we're going to showcase the delights of Highland dancing.

Here's to show us how it's done,

please welcome the Jenkins School of Highland Dance.

BAGPIPES PLAY HIGHLAND FLING

AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

Absolutely brilliant.

Let's hear it for the Jenkins School of Highland Dancing.

Lovely to meet you. Pleased to meet you.

You've probably got a good idea about what's happening next.

Before that, let's get a few tips from lovely Kayleigh here

as to what makes a good Highland dancer.

A good Highland dancer...

The main things I'm looking for is elevation -

so how high you can jump.

Basic turnout - so I want legs, feet out to the side.

Arms, head and feet positions as well

and general synchronicity between the dancer and piper.

Not much then, not much then.

OK - you've got the idea of what Highland dancing is all about,

so for tonight's challenge,

we'd like you to choose a team member each

to join you in a Highland dance.

However, to make it fair,

Micky, you're not allowed to choose your professional dancer, Ashley,

and you're not allowed to choose your professional Scotsman, Duncan.

Yes! OK?

So, Frank, have you got a preference?

If you're going to get prizes for elevation...

..she can kick her own head.

Sara's going, "Yes, yes!" Yeah, definitely.

Micky? Well, if I can't have my professional dancer,

Will looks a bit...

You don't look like a natural, to be honest - would you...?

Have faith in me.

You've got Fife in you?

You've got to be the man, then, if you've got Fife in you.

OK - Frank, Micky, Jade and Will, get yourselves backstage,

cos of course, you're going to put something on. No! Yes, yeah.

Give them some encouragement, I think they need all your help.

Our teams are ready, so ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the I Love My Country Highland Dancers!

MUSIC: "Scotland The Brave"

You look mighty fine, might I say?

You make a lovely Scotsman, Will. I'm feeling it.

I'm going into this with tremendous confidence

cos when we were out there we had a little,

"You stand on the right of Gabby, you stand at the right of Frank."

And Jade said to me, "Who's Frank? You?"

So my confidence is sky-high.

Look, this is all I want you to do.

I just want you to take to the floor and copy the moves of Laura,

who just happens to be the British Highland dancing champion, OK?

So you've got a good teacher. OK? Away you go.

BAGPIPES PLAY HIGHLAND FLING

Give me some space, Will. Give me some space, man.

I'm improvising.

PATSY: Very, very good! ASHLEY: Yes, she is.

Jump high, Will, jump high!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you so much, Laura.

There was nothing more you could do, Laura.

Come back here, guys.

Can I say, I'm very sorry.

No disrespect, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

Kayleigh had her eyes all over you all.

What did you make of it?

Overall, both teams were very good. A few little criticisms.

Few criticisms. Frank's team, synchronicity was nearly bang-on.

Elevation could have been a little bit higher. Yeah.

Micky's team, arms brilliant,

your facial expression was magnificent.

That's what I thought.

It's all in the face, it's in the eyes.

Show us the expression.

So, Kayleigh?

Marks have to go to Frank.

Yo! Me.

Listen, guys, you go off and get yourselves changed.

I know you want to keep wearing the kilt.

And let's give a huge I Love My Country thank you

to Kayleigh, Cameron the piper, and all the dancers

in the Jenkins School of Highland Dance - thank you, Kayleigh.

After that brief fling,

let's see what it's done to the scores.

Frank's team are on 13 points,

but out in front on 20 points are Micky's team.

Everything can change in this round, Frank.

# Captain Scarlett - indestructible! #

It's time to play the Big Wheel.

# You spin me right round, baby, right round

# Like a record, baby, right round, round, round. #

How big is that wheel?

Have you ever seen such a sense of disappointment in a room?

Have you ever seen it?

There was a woman there, gasped.

The way it comes out of the sky is what I love the most.

There's two blokes up there, going like that.

"You to me, Tel. You to me, Kev."

"Don't break her, she's worth three and a half."

Well, it might be pathetic, but it's our big wheel

and it's bursting with points.

Teams, if you answer correctly,

your captain will get the chance to come up here and spin that wheel

and win those points for you.

Micky's team are winning at the moment

so you get to answer first.

I reckon it's millions.

WILL: I reckon about four or five million.

Let's think about it logically. Go on, then.

How many days do you think the average person with a job

takes off sick? In a year? In a year.

I've never had a job, so I wouldn't know.

There's 70 million people in the country,

but how many of those people actually have a job?

Right. That's a point - they're not all going to work.

How many of those people have a job that they can call sick to? Yeah.

And how many of those people, like, own their business or self-employed

and how many people actually call in sick?

Well, this is the question I'm asking.

I'm going to call out how many million

and you lot are going to go "ARGH!" when I've been too many.

Five million?

10 million?

15 million?

15 million. OK. I'm taking an executive decision.

15 million. 15.

15. Yeah. Frank's team? Is it more or less than 15 million?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

More?

We're saying higher than that.

Frank's team are saying there's more than 15 million sick days a year

and I can tell you the number of sick days taken were...

OK - Frank, you got it right, you come up and spin the wheel.

Give him some encouragement. Come on.

Oh...!

Oh, Frank! Not bad, Frank.

Not bad - could have been a lot worse.

That takes you to 18 points, five points behind Micky's team.

It's tight, it's tight.

And the second question, Frank's team,

you'll get to answer this first. All right.

According to the most recent figures...

FRANK: Anyone got any actual ideas about this?

What were you saying?

GIRL IN AUDIENCE: In our school, only about five passed first time.

Did you pass first time?

I did. I did.

But you do your hand signals with your feet.

My first time, I knocked someone over on a zebra crossing.

That's absolutely true - he wasn't hurt,

but I stopped at a zebra crossing

and then this guy came tried to get across at the last minute

and I went off and he just came over, he was at the windscreen like that.

I couldn't help it, he dashed out in front of me.

I say dashed out - he was about 80.

And at the end of it, we still did the verbal test and all that.

and I thought, "Maybe...maybe I'll still pass."

I did honestly think that.

But it turns out they're quite strict.

Come on, I need a figure from you.

Seven...eh...

20?

20,000.

Frank's team say 20,000. Micky? Higher? Higher?

Are you sure? Higher, we're going to go higher.

On what basis? Cos I think that's fairly low.

Yeah. But they want to go higher. It's their play.

Frank's team, you said 20,000. Micky's team said more.

I can tell you the number of drivers

who pass their practical driving test the first time around was...

Way off. Way off.

You are naturals.

Micky, get yourself up to the wheel and give it a huge spin - come on!

Are we ready? Are you ready to suffer?

Go on, Micky.

MICKY'S TEAM CHEERS

25 points.

25.

TEAM CHANTS: Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?

Well, she doesn't know who I am for a start.

Micky's team are now way out on 48 points.

We can still win. We can win on one roll.

With Frank's team trailing on 18 points,

but things get interesting now.

For our final question,

we're introducing the two new possibilities onto the big wheel.

As you can see there, "Lose everything" is on the wheel

and 100 points.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

Because Micky's team are leading, going into the last question,

you will answer first, but it is a question with a difference.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight's special guest,

Oliver Lewis.

Oliver, it's lovely to see you this evening.

It's very nice to see you, too.

Thank you. Tell us why you are famous in particular.

Well, I'm famous for playing very, very fast on the violin.

How did you come to play quickly?

What was the piece that you realised you could play quickly?

It was a piece called Flight of the Bumblebee,

which I performed in Spirit of the Dance

for 10 years almost every night.

I assume, being well known for playing this quickly,

your fingers are very valuable.

They're insured for $1 million.

And, of course, what we want to know...

How many notes are there, Oliver, in Flight of the Bumblebee?

Exactly 904 notes.

I want to know how quickly Duncan can earn 904 notes.

OK, it's Micky's team who are going to go first.

OK. One of our team is a musician.

This chap over here, would you like to put your hand up?

He's got his hands insured for £7.50.

That's the level he's working at,

and he reckons this can be cracked out in 30 seconds.

You're saying 30 seconds.

OK, is it more or less than 30 seconds?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS SUGGESTIONS

The crowd are saying less,

but how many of them know Flight of the Bumblebee?

I...I know it's going to be brilliantly fast,

and I'm probably wrong about this, but I think not much...

It could be something like 33. I think it'll just be marginally...

Marginally...

I think it'll be marginally more.

Micky's team say 30 seconds. Frank's team say more.

I've got the stopwatch here. You've got the violin.

Step out on the floor

Come on, son - get your skates on.

Three, two , one - go.

MUSIC: "Flight Of The Bumblebee" by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Hold it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oliver, thank you so much.

So, to recap, Micky's team said 30 seconds.

Frank's team said more.

It was...

Can we please give a huge I Love My Country round of applause

to Oliver Lewis? That was incredible!

Well done, Frank's team and your supporters.

You need 31 points to win.

Get yourself up to the board.

WILL: Oh, no, it's on nine or five.

We've done it, we've done it! Yes!

That means the team going home

with the I Love My Country commemorative plates

are Micky's team!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you so much, Frank's team and your supporters.

Thank you to Jamelia and the I Love My Country house band.

To Duncan and Sara and Jade,

to Ashley, Will, Patsy

and of course, to Frank and Micky.

They all love their country and so do I.

I've been Gabby Logan. Good night!

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