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It's great that it's been such a good year for Ireland, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
particularly in the Republic, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
that we were able to pass the marriage equality referendum. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
One of the first countries...the only country, I think, in the world | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
who had to do it by popular vote. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
And where I'm from, which is quite a rough area from a council estate, | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
you know, I mean, my dad's always saying, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
"I thought growing up with the lads around here would've hardened you!" | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
It's the kind of place where Father's Day is a very mysterious day. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Kids go door-to-door. It's like Halloween. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
The newsagents sell cards for Father's Day | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
that say, "To whom it concerns..." | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
It was a really great, joyous surprise to find that | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
a lot of the areas or the estates in my area voted yes | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
in the highest numbers around the country. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Fettercairn, huge yes, Jobstown, huge yes. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
It was basically just women in my area going, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
"Gays deserve to be single parents as well!" | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
A load of lads I went to school with going, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
"I didn't have one dad growin' up, so two would've been bleedin' deadly!" | 0:01:24 | 0:01:29 | |
And what I thought about was, it was a very confusing time as a vote | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
because we had to pursue in the media this balance thing, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
and I do a bit of radio and things, and everyone had to be balanced, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
so that the vote wasn't swayed. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Balance, oh, yeah. Yes side, no side. For a while there in Ireland, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
if you were, you know, having the throes of passion in your bedroom | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
with your wife, as you should do, and she was screaming, "Yes, yes, yes", | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
legally Breda O'Brien could pop in and say, "No." | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Here at Broux Bros, we've realised that the hipster businesses | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
that do well are the businesses that do things a little bit differently. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
We basically realised that Mexican food is so hot right now | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
both literally and literally, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
so with that in mind, we've opened a new outlet named Brorritos. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Mexican food is popular but what is also popular is... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Sweeties! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
We've added sweets to our burritos. Brorritos. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Some of the meals that we offer would include the Skittle burrito. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
-Bombay mix. -Bombay mix burrito. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
We have a flump taco. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
-We have... -Just your standard nut. -Standard nut burrito. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
We've actually had some customers complain about | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
the price of the brorritos, but some of the sweets | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
have been imported from places as far away as, like, Dublin. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Ireland. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
And just for that extra exclusiveness, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
we only take orders via fax machine. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-That's true. -How many have you sold? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
-Currently, we've sold... -BEEPING | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Go back there. -Somewhere in the region... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
We've sold one. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
But that was basically just to make sure that the till worked, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
which it does, which is great news for business. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Ha! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED: -Sometimes they actually say | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
music is what emotions sound like. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
What emotion are you feeling? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
If I had to say, I would say hunger. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Howdy. Come on in. We're just having a bit of a studio day today. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
-What are you doing? -Soundproofing the walls. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
He's soundproofing the walls there. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-Go you and test. -All right. -Wait till you hear. Nothing. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Hello! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Nothing? -Nothing. Not a thing. -Didn't hear anything? -Not a thing. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
The thing is with country music, it's not that difficult to write | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
cos there's only a very limited amount of themes | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
that they actually sing about. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
Look over at the Manboy. He's got them out on that board. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Trucks, jeans, girls, moonshine | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-and wagon wheels. -And that's it. -That's it. -That's it essentially. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-Sing something now, sure. Show how easy it is. -Let me see... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
# I'm jumpin' in my truck cos I'm wearin' my jeans | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
# I like girls, drinkin' moonshine, wagon wheels. # | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-Perfect. That's a number one. -That's it. 60 million records sold. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
Take that, Taylor Swift. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
What do you call that wee girl? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
-Nathan Carter. -Oh, woeful. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Tell you what, if you gave an infinite amount of monkeys | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
an infinite amount of guitars, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
they'd write a Nathan Carter song after about 15 minutes. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-And it would still be a cover. -It probably would. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
He couldn't write a song, that boy. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
He couldn't write his own name half the time. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
And in addition to all of them there, all you maybe need to do | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
is add in a place in America that you've been before. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
You could say something like... | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
# Took a road trip round Massachusetts... # | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-Perfect. -That's true. You could just lie. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
# I kissed a girl in Alabama That's not a euphemism. # | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Never been to Alabama before. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I haven't. It's all a lie. You know? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
# I had a pile of beer in Texas. # | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Never been anywhere near Texas. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-The state or Texas Homecare? -Both. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
I was in it before it closed, so joke's on you. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
So at the end of every recording day | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
usually the Manboy takes himself off there | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
to write some lyrics or whatever. Are you finished? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
# I'm sick to death of my girlfriend's crap | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
# But my bag in the trunk with my friends in the back | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
# I try to close my ears when they call us bent | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
# I'm gonna spend the night with the boys in the tent | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
# Boys in the tent, boys in the tent | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
# I'm gonna drink moonshine with boys that I rent | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
# Boys in the tent, boys in the tent | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
# Gonna drink moonshine with boys that I rent. # | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Brilliant. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Sort of. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
You looked so surprised when I invited you in. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
I mean, a lot of people slam the door in your face and all | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
with you guys being Jehovah's Witnesses, | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
but my mother taught me that I should always be pleasant, courteous | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
and kind to everyone, irrespective of their religion or beliefs. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Also, before we start, can I just check, | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
it's OK if I'm gay, isn't it? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
As long as I never actually have sex or watch the Graham Norton Show? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
This song, I hope yous enjoy it. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
It's called 50 Shades Of David Gray. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
# It's kind of rapey but it's good to read | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
# So little darling, get it on | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
# Got a bucket full of pleasure beads | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
# Got a dungeon full of Babylons | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
# Cos there ain't no love guiding me | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
# Just a ball-gag and I can't speak | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
MUFFLED: # Uh-uh-uh o-o-o-oh | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
# This year's safety word, it better last | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
# Cos last year when you forgot | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
# You spanked the hinges right out of my neck | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
# And now this head wobble just won't stop | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
# Cos I want all my cake and eat it too | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
# Won't you lie down, let me creep on you | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
MUFFLED: # Uh-uh o-o-oh | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
# Yeah! | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
# Because I want all my cake and eat it too | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
# Won't you lie down, let me creep on you | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
MUFFLED: # Uh-uh-uh o-o-o-oh | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
# Cos there ain't no love guiding me | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
# Just a ball-gag and I can't speak | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
MUFFLED: # Uh-uh-uh o-o-o-oh | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
# Hhh-wow-o-o-oh! # | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
Here, have you heard about this uniform thing? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Aye. I marched straight in, straight into head office | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
and said, "Here, I've been working in the taxis for 35 years, all right? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:47 | |
"And I haven't been wearing a uniform | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
"and God as my witness, I'm not going to start now." | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
-RADIO: -'Our next wee request for Big Derek the taxi driver...' | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
-Oh, come on! -'He wants this wee number.' | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
-Big Derek! -'Very funny, Derek.' | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
That's the fourth time! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Hello! Yes, I'd like to make a complaint, please. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Right. I phoned in this morning, half past seven, requesting a wee tune. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:13 | |
Now, Big Derek from City Cabs has had his request played | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
four or five times. And by the way... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
a taxi driver requesting 2-4-6-8 Motorway, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
it might be funny the first time but, you know, five or six times | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
it gets a wee bit out of date, you know? My name is Davy Brown. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
I'm a taxi driver and I would like Baby You Can Drive My Car. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
OK? Thank you. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
'Davy, thanks again, mate, for giving my da a lift.' | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
Ach, shush, mate. It's no bother. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-'One thing I will say, Davy, is...' -No bother at all. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
'..one of the side-effects of the tablet he's on for his eyes...' | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-That's ridiculous. -'..is incontinence, actually.' | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-What? -'He's done that a few times on me in the car.' -What did you say, mate? What? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
It doesn't matter. There he is. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
There he is, the man himself. The man himself. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
I'll have him with you shortly. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Just going to start the car. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
OK, that's the engine, it's not an air raid siren, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
you don't have to panic or anything, all right? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
-Here, mate, how's your eyes? How's your eyesight? -Not good at all. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Not good? So you can't really see? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Can't really see? Good lad. Get this off. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
There we go. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Jesus Chr... | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Can I ask you a wee question? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Did you shite yourself? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
-'Davy Brown, taxi driver...' -About time! -'You want this wee number. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:48 | |
'Happy to play it for you, sir.' | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
MUSIC: 2-4-6-8 Motorway by Tom Robinson Band | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
Ach, come on! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
That's... | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Ach, for fu... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
So, I went through a period of depression. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
I know it's hard to believe. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
I was very, very sad for a long time and to bring myself out of it, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
I decided I'm going to have to start writing some happy songs | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
and I decided I would take inspiration from the people | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
who pulled me out of that dark, dark place, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
and those were the very close female friends I had. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
I'd go to them and say, you know, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
"It's just dark and what am I going to do?" | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
And they'd be like, "I know, let me tell you how great my life is | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
"and that'll cheer you up." So I'd be like, "Great! Thank you very much." | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
So that song, yeah, that's what inspired this song, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
so it is a happy song cos I thought it's always good to end on a high, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
so this is my happy song. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
# I'm delighted that things worked out for you | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
# You've really had some luck | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
# But just lately I'm really struggling | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
# To keep smiling like I give a fuck | 0:11:58 | 0:12:04 | |
# I'm thrilled that you had babies | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
# And did it all without help from a nanny | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
# But I'm warning you now I'm going to need stronger drugs | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
# To hear again what it's done to your fanny | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
# Oh, well done, you, you did it | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
# And no-one can take that from you | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
# Oh, I'm delighted, I'm delighted for you | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
# Oh, you lost 23 pounds with no diet | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
# You don't have to straighten your hair | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
# Your Victoria sponge has won some awards | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
# I've tried it, it's lighter than air! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
# Oh, everyone thinks that you're funny | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
# You can light up the room with those boobs | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
# SNARLS: Oh, I'm delighted, I'm delighted for you | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
# Oh, so I've heard you've been nominated for Woman Of The Year! | 0:12:54 | 0:13:01 | |
# Oh, I'm thrilled for you, you'll probably win | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
# SOBS: No, these are happy tears | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
# I'm back living at home with my parents | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
# Drinking gin, passing out on the loo | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
# But I'm delighted, I'm delighted | 0:13:16 | 0:13:21 | |
# For you. # | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 |