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It's really cool to be making television in Northern Ireland. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
Obviously, a lot of productions coming here, like, Game Of Thrones | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
has got to be my favourite. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:22 | |
Reason number one I love Game Of Thrones - | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
the actors obviously live here for a while, while they're filming, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
so you can have some guy, and the night before, | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
he's, like, killed a bad guy in a bloody battle, | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
and then you could theoretically see him the next morning | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
in your local Centra just buying three sausage rolls for a quid. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
"All right, mate?" | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
But the main reason I like Game Of Thrones is that | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
it's really seeping into our culture, | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
and the best example of that is fights on nights out, drunken fights, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
have got a bit more epic and a bit more medieval, you know. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
They're on a higher scale. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Before, you would have just had two groups of lads just | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
jumping into each other, no sort of thought, | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
no structure behind it, whereas now, you know, two groups of guys'll be | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
running towards each other and, like, the leader of one of the guys'll | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
stop his men just before, and he'll be like, "Gentlemen, take a knee." | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
And they'll get down before him or whatever... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
He'll survey the land a bit, and he'll just... Just gee them up a bit. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
He'll be like, "Gentlemen, obviously these boys have committed the cardinal sin here, | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
"spilling an alcopop on Dean's shirt." | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
"Just remember... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
"Just remember, gentlemen, a moment in defeat is merely..." | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
And then the other guy'll just come in and smack him, mid-sentence. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Yep, this guy hasn't seen Game Of Thrones. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
And people are just appalled by his etiquette, you know, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
not waiting for the speeches to be over and this guy is going to | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
be all, like, apologising, he's like, "I've never seen it. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
"We've got it on the planner, but we did..." | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
"We did Mad Men first. I should have... I'm so sorry." | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
This guy's just dead by this stage. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Another cult character killed off too soon by | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Brother Anto of House Council. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Mike, thanks so much for agreeing to the interview. I'm Donna. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Au revoir. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
OK... | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
It's really no problem at all, Debbie. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-It's Donna. -Great stuff. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
So, what, are you going to ask me a few questions? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
What is it, a wee blog you do, or...? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
It's the most read magazine in Northern Ireland. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Chat to me, then. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Well, the interview's for our NI's Most Eligible Bachelor 2015 feature. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
Well, what do you say in return for some outrageous chat, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
you accompany me out tonight for a few overpriced drinks out on the town? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
No. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
OK, well, I'm keen to do the interview anyway, though, so go ahead. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
What's the best way to describe Mike McGoldrick? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Rugby player. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Pillar of the social scene. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Charity giver-er. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
Well moisturised. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
And what's an average day in your life at the minute? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Well, it wouldn't be an average day for Joe Bloggs in the street out there. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
Or even yourself. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
No, I start the day at around 8am. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I go for a 10k run. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
When that's done at around 8:15am... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
By the way, write that it took me five minutes to run 10k. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
I hit the office. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
I make some deals, open some doors. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
When that's done, if it's a particularly long day in the office, | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
I'm out of there for around 8:45am. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Then it's off to have a light lunch. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
I'll hit the gym, and general preparation for an absolute rager out on the town. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
And when I say town, I obviously mean Belfast, which is obviously a city. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm going out with guys like Rory McIlroy, Jamie Dornan, you know yourself. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Well, you wouldn't know them personally like I do, but anyway. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
If they're not available, I do have a set of non-famous backup friends. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
You might want to put, by the way, a lot of people do call me, Rory and Jamie the Three Amigos. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Literally everyone calls us that, so put that down. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
There's been some confusion as to what your actual profession is, Mike. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
I'm a consultant. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Of? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
This and that. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
That's very vague. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:00 | |
Moving on... | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Are you currently single or is there someone special in your life at the minute? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
I am currently single, Dervla, you know, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
people know I like to collect Miss Northern Ireland finalists | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
like football sticker albums. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
And let's just say, there's not many I haven't filled. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-I won't print that, don't worry. -No, you will print that. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
Listen, to be totally honest, I lost interest in this interaction | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
around 20 minutes ago when you inferred that you had a fiance. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Congratulations, by the way. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
But do me the favour, before I go, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
make sure people get a sense of the real me in this article. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Oh, I definitely will. -Great stuff. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
Listen, I am off to petition North Down Borough Council to | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
have them widen the roads of Holywood high street, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
just to allow for better driving conditions for Range Rover drivers like myself. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
All the best anyway. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Look, I will certainly send you a clay cast of my bicep or something. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
Enjoy yourself. McGoldrick out. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Wow. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
This song... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
is dark. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
This is about what I like to do | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
on the internet when youse are all asleep. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
Bon appetit. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
HE PLAYS GUITAR | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
# You told me I could follow you | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
# But I didn't know you meant on Twitter | 0:05:31 | 0:05:36 | |
# And now I'm hiding in your wardrobe, yeah | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
# You told me I should share your post | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
# But I didn't know you meant on Facebook | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
# Now I'm masquerading as your mailman, yeah | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
# My laptop looks like | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
# A melted cheesy toasty | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
# I'm just an online creep | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
# I rub one out when you're asleep | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
# To your summer pictures from '09, yeah | 0:06:24 | 0:06:29 | |
# Send the friend requests until she's mine. # | 0:06:31 | 0:06:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Wee bit of dirt! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
A wee bit of dirt does youse good, guys, all right? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
My name's Ciaran Bartlett. Love me. See you later. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
Two pounds off. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Yay! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
I felt I needed a wee kick-start this week, so... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
that's what I got. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
And, no, it wasn't that cabbage soup diet everyone keeps harping on about. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:11 | |
All Grotbags keeps saying, "Oh, your body will love you for it." | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Aye, and so will your arse. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
No. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
I had a better idea. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
My sister's kids were off school with vomiting and diarrhoea, so | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
I decided to pay them a visit, and hey presto, | 0:07:26 | 0:07:31 | |
two days later, I'm boking my ring. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Couldn't even keep water down. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Both ends. Genius. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
And this time off work, you know? It's really given me time to read up | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
about portion sizes, cos it turns out I've been doing it all wrong. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
You see mashed potato? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
My mum always gives me two scoops that resemble Cave Hill | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
and Black Mountain, and "nope" and "nope." | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Turns out a portion of mashed potato is one tablespoon. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
I mean, that's it. One tablespoon. Sure, that wouldn't even feed a cat. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
And cheese? A portion of cheese is the size of a matchbox. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
I haven't seen a matchbox since 1985. Who buys matchboxes nowadays? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:21 | |
And spaghetti. It says to measure your spaghetti on a 20 pence piece. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
Well, I didn't have that. I only had a ten and two fives, so I just used those. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
Sure, it adds up to 20 pence. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
It's all so complicated. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
A baked potato has to be the size of a computer mouse. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Do you know how long I spent in Asda looking for a potato that size? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
It was so long, I didn't have time to cook the flaming thing, | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
so I had to end up just having a Pot Noodle sandwich for my tea. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh...oh... | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
SHE RETCHES | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
SHE COUGHS | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
SHE SNIFFS | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
Oh... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Diet starts tomorrow. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
SHE RETCHES | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Here at Bro Bros, we've sort of realised that | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
if you want to succeed in business, you have to keep up with trends, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
keep your finger in the pulse, you know? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
One that we realised is really popular at the minute is people absolutely love juicing food, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
so we've worked out a way where people can get the nutrients out of their fruit and veg. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Yeah, but it only seems to apply to healthy foods, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
so we decided to open up Junk Juice, | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
the late-night fast food joint which allows you to get | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
a juice version of your favourite junk food. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Aw, dude, man, bro. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
We've juiced it all from cheesy chips to doner kebabs. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Actually had one dude in last week who wanted 24 packets of Monster Munch juiced. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
But he died shortly after that. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
I love Junk Juice | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
because it means I can get all my junk food on the way home | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
in juice form, and I don't have to deal with the fat or the guilt. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
For example, this here is two mixed kebabs and a bhaji. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
I just said to him, "Listen, mate, I'm not going to Peru one more time. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
"Last time I went to Peru, I got diarrhoea for about six weeks, | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
"wearing nappies and everything." | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
I said, "If you want drugs taken to Peru, get some wee girls to do it, | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
"but Bellies won't be doing it," you know what I mean? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Portrush is about as far as I go these days. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
HE LAUGHS You know what I'm saying? Thank you very much for your question. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
Who else has got a question? Yourself, mate? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Hi, Bellies. Have you ever lost any friends through drugs or addiction? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Oh, yes, mate. I've had plenty of mates die | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
due to drugs and addiction. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Loads of mates, one of my best mates ever, my mate Pizza. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
We all went out one night. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Me and the lads decided to take a load of speed, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
take a load of shots of Sammy-buca. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Pizza was one of the good ones too. He didn't even drink. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
He just took good Class A drugs. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
And that night, he couldn't handle the drink. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Had to send him home. I tucked him in myself. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
And that very night, my mate Pizza... | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
..he drowned in his own vomit. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
HE CRIES | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
I just feel terrible. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Cos I was the one that put the bucket beside the bed. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
But how was I to know he was going to be sick in it and then roll into it and drown? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Oh, my God, Pizza! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh, my Pizza! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Rest in peace, mate. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Why did you call him Pizza? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Cos his name was Daniel Pizza. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Are you stupid or something? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
We're filming this on the cobbled streets of the Cathedral Quarter. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
You may notice that this is where they filmed The Fall. You might notice that. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
I'm a huge fan of The Fall. It obviously stars Jamie Dornan. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
The second best looking man from Holywood, am I right, guys? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
No? All right. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Yeah, I'm a massive fan. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
It's obviously like a dark, suspenseful thriller, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
but being from Northern Ireland, where it's filmed, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
we can also play the Do I Recognise That Location game | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
while we're watching it. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
So you'll have, like, some guy watch it in England, | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
and obviously they don't recognise it, so they're just watching it for the darkness. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Some guy'll be watching it, maybe his girlfriend's in the next room, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
he'll be describing the action to her when Dornan's following | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
this woman down an alleyway, so the guy'll be like... | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
-ENGLISH ACCENT: -"Oh, my God. You got to see this, oh, my God." | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
He has spent a little bit of time in Australia, this guy. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
So, he's like, "Oh, my..." | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
He's like, "Oh, my God, you've got to get in here. He's following this woman." | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
That's fully Australian. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
"Oh, my God. he's right behind her. Oh, my God." | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Whereas you'll get a guy from Belfast, and cos he's got the background knowledge, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
it's a bit different. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Same set-up. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
He'll be like, "Oh, my God, you've got to get in here and see this. He's right behind this woman. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
"Oh, my God, he's right behind her. Oh... That's the swimming pool we go to!" | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
He has killed her. He has killed her. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
"That's where I got the verruca in, er...in '98. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
"Aye!" | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
Being serious, though, there is, like, how Jamie Dornan does that as an actor, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
I have no idea. Some of the real dark scenes in that. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Where does he go to in his mind to just do that | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
and then switch off and be normal when he gets home? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
There was one scene in particular in the last series where | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
he was on a Translink public train, and... | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
You know, being from Holywood that must have been very, very difficult for him. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Fair play to him, anyway. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 |