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This programme contains adult humour and very strong language | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
For too long, we have lived side by side with thousands of Muslims. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:14 | |
I mean, how much longer will we turn a blind eye to jihad? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
How much longer will we put our children's lives in danger? | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
For too long, our police and government have failed us. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Fuck off home, Muzzie bastards. Fuck off home, Muzzie bastards. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Islam is tearing Britain apart, and we are just standing by | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
and watching it happen. Well, no more. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
It's time to take our country back | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
in the battle against the cancer that is Islam. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
They want our troops dead, and they are dangerous | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
and a daily threat to our way of life. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Despite what people say... | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
..we aren't racist. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
I mean, we would take one black Patriot UK member over 100 racists. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:06 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
You, our friend... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
..what would you say to those that call us racist? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Er... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Je parle pas anglais, en fait. Est-ce que quelqu'un parle francais? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
And he don't even speak English! I knew it! I can't understand him. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
-I knew a brother would never like them. -Parlais francais, anglais. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
Il est un racist! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Il est raciste? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
-Yeah, him. -Definitely. -Il est racist, bro. Him. -Yes. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Tu es raciste, toi? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Ignore this man. Ignore him. He's not... He's not here, right? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Let's focus on the main problem that is the poison that is Islam. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
-What a dick. -Young lady! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Who taught you that filth? | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
-You lot, mainly. -We've got to be very careful. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
We're introducing very detrimental language to her lexicon. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
I think it's Rubicon. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
But fear not, my patriots, because here today together in Birmingham, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:16 | |
we are the cure for this cancer. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Hey, do you reckon that bloke CAN really cure cancer? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Yeah, that's why loads of them are bald. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-CHANTING: -Go home! Go home! Go home! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Go home! Go home! Go home! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Robbie, mate, I've got something for you. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
How did you do that?! How'd you do that? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
In your face! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
In your face, in your face! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Excuse me. Excuse me. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
-Did you see the throw? -Why am I not surprised? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
-He didn't do anything. -Oh, really? Who threw that, then? -It was... | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-No, no, no, it was me, it was me. -Shut up. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
-Mobeen, I'm sorry. -Look after her, man. -I will. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
I'm arresting you this time for chucking an object at a man's head. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Oh, bless him, is he all right? Did he get hurt? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
He should have put his Ku Klux Klan hood on to cushion the blow, | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
then, innit? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
You will be staying here | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
until I've got everything under control out there. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
-This is bullshit, Harper. -Always crying bullshit, aren't you? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
"No, I didn't see that robbery. Oh, I didn't see that shanking." | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Next you'll be telling me you've never seen Game Of Thrones, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-won't you, Moon Beam? -"Moon Beam"? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Do I look like a Care Bear to you? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Tell someone who gives a shit. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Right, then, treacle, you've got three minutes to find the crystal. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-In you go. -Oi! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Oh, wait. Oh, this is beautiful. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
No kissing on the first date, boys. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Oi! I thought I was put in here for my own protection! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
It's The Walking Dead. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Hello, mate. You all right? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Do I...? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Do I know you from somewhere? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
What? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
No. Erm... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Did you used to deliver pizza for Akbar's Pizza? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
No, mate, I've never delivered anything for anyone called Akbar. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
No? Familiar, though, you. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh, hold on a second, I know now, sorry. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
You look just like your great-grandad. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Your great-grandad... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
..is Adolf Hitler, isn't he? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
You racist piece of shit! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
I'm not racist, right? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
I've never said anything racist in my life. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
That wasn't you on stage out there saying that all Muslims | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
are more dangerous than Ebola? That wasn't you, no? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
OK... Mate, listen. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Let me... Cos you don't... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Listen, Islam isn't a race, it's an ideology. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
Yeah, so you can't be racist against an idea, can you? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
That's a great point, that. I can't argue... | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
I can't argue with that, I can't argue with that. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
But you and your organisation hides behind statements like that, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
-don't it? -OK, listen, my organisation is very diverse. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Right, I have blacks, I have Sikhs, even a Jew. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Wow, you got a Jew? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
My God. You know your black members - | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
are they suffering from vitiligo at the moment, are they? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
OK, that's not fair, is it? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Cos there were black people out there with us today. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
OK, there was a black person, but he was... | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
All right, listen, we did a poll only last month, right, | 0:05:47 | 0:05:53 | |
that showed clearly the majority of British people, black, white... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:58 | |
-..and Asian... -Thank you. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
..feel that letting Islam into the UK is the biggest mistake | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
this country has ever made. It's a fact. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Is that a fact, is it? Bloody hell. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Can't argue with fact, innit? My days. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
I had a look at this other poll that was conducted a couple | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
of months ago, yeah, and it said that British citizens actually think | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
the biggest mistake ever made in this country | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
is when your mum let your dad in her pom-pom! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Well, I don't think that's an actual poll. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
Oh, you don't think? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Don't worry about it, Aks, man. We'll look after you, innit? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-This is what Mobeen would have wanted. -He's not dead. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Yeah, there's nothing to worry about. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Nothing to worry about at all. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Mo! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
-Mo! -Will you just relax? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Mobeen! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Racist piece of shit! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
What's he doing? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
I don't know, bumming the racism out of him, probably. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-Shit! -Robbie, who's my little space hopper? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Robbie's my little space hopper! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
I'm going to squeeze every last bit | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
of divisive oxygen out of your lungs, Robbie. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
I've got asthma. You're going to kill me. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Shut up, man. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I ain't going to jail for ten years for killing you | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
by arse-impacted trauma. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-Racist dickhead. -See? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
You are all violent psychopaths. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
No, you bring out the worst in people. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Even the Pope would have a hard time not swinging you round the head | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
with his massive stick, and he's a pretty chilled-out guy. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Don't you mention the Pope. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I mean, you don't even like Christianity. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I mean, it's written in your ideology. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
I mean, what would happen if I pulled out a crucifix right now? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Nothing. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
I'm not Count Dracula, am I? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
At least vampires try to integrate into society. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
You do realise that Blade and Twilight were just films? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Yeah. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:56 | |
You have infiltrated every facet of our society. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
I mean, I can't even walk into my local Subway without it being filled | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
with that barbaric halal meat. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
What are you and the Daily Mail so bloody scared of halal meat for? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
What do you think is going to happen? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
You're going to have one bite and want another three wives? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Halal meat directly funds terrorism. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
You buy a doner kebab, and Isis get a free rocket launcher? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:22 | |
-Is that what you're saying? -No, no, I've got proof for you. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Right, you ready? -Go on. -Halal abattoirs are run by Muslims, right? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
Who take the profit from halal meat sales | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
to directly fund terrorist activity. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Proof. -Proof?! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Who is finding you this proof?! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
The same people that found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
To be fair, those guys did have a very difficult job. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
No shit, yeah? There was nothing to bloody find! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
-I'm serious, I'm proper desperate. -So go find a toilet. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Where? -Just go there. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-Wait for me, though. -What's going on here? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Erm... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Don't you just love the forest at this time of year? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Come on, out! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
I couldn't go. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
There's police everywhere, it's proper all Gordoned off. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-Cordoned. -Huh? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
It's "cordoned" off, not "Gordoned" off. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
I think I know what the word is. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-Look at her, like, trying to be big and that. -Yeah, OK, mate. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-Aks... -What is it? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
I really need to go to the toilet, too. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
You are kidding me. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Hmm... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I mean, you Muslims hate our way of life. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
You don't want to integrate with real Englishmen like me. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Real Englishmen don't want to integrate with Englishmen like you. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Islamic culture is incompatible with the Western world. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
I mean, look how you treat your women. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
You think all women should be made to wear the burqa. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
No, I don't. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
That's their bodies, they should be able to wear what they like. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
Hmm. Only the oppressed woman wants to wear one of those. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Ooh, Robbie! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Are you dictating femininity to women against their will, are you? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
You sexist pig. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
Whoa, mate, isn't it haram for you to say "pig"? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
No. But if I say it more than three times in a week, I'll melt. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
You! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
You had me there! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Oh, we can only hope. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Why can't we use your flask? | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
-Can't we just knock on someone's door or something? -No. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
-Can we share a flask, then? -No! That's disgusting. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
I'm not going to drink it. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:04 | |
Seriously, I feel like I need to bring nappies out for you two. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I might actually need one. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Taliban, Isis, Osama bin Laden... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
I mean, he's blatantly still knocking about. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Anything else on the Top 100 Muslim Risk List? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
I'm glad you asked. The most important one - jihad. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Oh, that's my favourite one, that is. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
It's not a joke, is it? I mean, there's jihadis on the streets | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
of England spilling blood in the name of Islam. I mean, if that's | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
not Islam's fault, then why are Muslims committing the crimes? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
Clearly people being killed in the street is horrific, Robbie, yeah, | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
but the perpetrators aren't going door-to-door handing out samosas | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
and mango chutney, telling us about their plans, are they? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Bullshit, your community knows. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
We do know, Robbie, yeah. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
That you're a hole in a broken dick! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Stop belittling it, right? Islamic terrorism is the single | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
biggest threat to men, women and children this country has ever seen. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
That's just a fucking fact! | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-Oh... -Oh, remember the asthma, Robbie. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
Come on, have a sit down. Sit down. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
You know what they taught us at school in PE, yeah? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Breathe in, fill your lungs. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
In with the positivity... | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
..out with the racism. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Breathe in the positivity... | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
..out with the Islamophobia. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-Don't you feel better already, Robbie, eh? -Yeah. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Listen, you're getting yourself in knots, you daft bugger. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
I've been a Muslim a while, yeah? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
And I know plenty Muslims as well, and I'm going to tell you this - | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I can't get them to commit to what time we're going to Nando's, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
let alone commit acts of terrorism, yeah? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-What sauce do you have? -Eh? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
At Nando's. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
The Vusa. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Oh, I knew it. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Oh, I really need to wee. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
-Can we go home, then? -No. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-I'm desperate. -Will you two just shut up? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
You're not the first people in history to need the toilet, | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
you know. Go in there. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Are you mad? -I never said it was a perfect world. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
You two need the toilet, there's a toilet in there. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Erm, I don't think so. We're definitely not going in there. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-I'm going in. -What?! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Look, toilets are a no-man's land, innit? A safe space. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
You can't commit any act of violence in any toilet anywhere in the world. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
-Yeah, but... -No, that's true. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
-That's not true, is it? -Definitely not. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
He's got... Oh, my gosh. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Robbie... Eh? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Me old mate. You know what, man, I'm sat here thinking, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
"What's made my friend Robbie so staunchly Islamophobic and racist?" | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
-I can't work it out for the life of me. -I ain't racist. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Robbie, I read online that your ex-girlfriend... | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
-Not true. -..that your childhood sweetheart... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-Didn't happen. -..ran off with a Muslim guy... | 0:14:16 | 0:14:17 | |
-No. -..and converted to Islam. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
I didn't like her anyway. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
And obviously, we all know you don't believe the things you read online. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
Obviously, Robbie, yeah, that's right. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Hey, listen, mate, don't worry, eh? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
We've all been through heartbreak, Robbie. It's tough. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
I mean, to be fair, most of us go through three tubs of Ben & Jerry's | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
and get over it. You... MOBEEN SIGHS | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
..set up a far right-wing hate group instead. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Why is he taking so long? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
He's probably just getting battered by a load of racists. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Oh! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
What the fuck are you doing in here? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
It's neutral zone. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
The only weapon I have is my bladder, but so help me God, | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
if you don't get the fuck away from my friend, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I'll piss all over you racists. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
All right. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
All right, mate. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Oh! -Bro, that was amazing! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-You're my hero, brother! -Wash your hands. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
OK. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
-Can I ask you something? -No. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
I'll ask anyway. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:08 | |
Do you genuinely believe in all the shit that you say? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
It's not shit. It's on the internet. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Fucking hell. -And yes, of course I do. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:23 | |
I'm here for the people, so they know the truth. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
Oh, you're a hero, you are. Very noble, Robbie, very noble. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
I mean, you've currently got a bestselling hate manual - | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
oh, sorry, sorry, bestselling book - on Amazon at the moment. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
I mean, shit, that must have made you a fairly wealthy man, Robbie. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
People like you, Katie Hopkins there, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
you lot have made a career off preaching hate, haven't you, Robbie? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
She's actually quite good if you read some of her stuff. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
She was great on the radio. Shame. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
It's clever, bro. It's a great business move, innit? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
Hey, unfortunately it's probably always going to be one of the most | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
popular-selling products there is. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
Can you just shut up? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
No. So, listen, Robbie, you see, you and your followers out there... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:12 | |
26,000 on Twitter. Slightly less on Instagram. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Amazing. I mean, no, your loyal followers, yeah, | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
the ones out there that were screaming, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
"Dirty Pakis, fuck off home." | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
I don't mind them, bruv, anywhere near as much as I mind you. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:29 | |
I mean, shit, at least with those lot, what you see is what you get. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
They're the same mentality of people telling my old dear in the '80s | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
that they'd throw her off the sixth floor of the flats | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
and hang me from the balcony, yeah? Just cos she was an immigrant. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Bruv, they're nowhere near as dangerous as you. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
You see, you, Robbie, you give them validity. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
You give them a cause. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
What do you say on the internet all the time? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
"Islam is a cancer." | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I mean, shit, what do I know? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
But if you ask me, Robbie Worthington | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
and his moneymaking rhetoric is the real cancer here, mate. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Oh, shit. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
Oi! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Is he dead? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I killed this motherfucker with my realness! Ha-ha! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Oh, shit. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
I killed this motherfucker with my realness. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:35 | |
Hello?! I think Robbie's a bit dead! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Hey! | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
Help! He's looking a bit dead to me! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Hello?! Hello! Hey! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-What have you done here, Moon Beam? Get out. -Oi! | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
-I killed him. -You killed him? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
Yeah, I killed him. But with the power of my words, yeah? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
You can't go to jail for that, Harper! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
-Yeah, you haven't. -He's not dead? -No. -Oh. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Guys! You OK? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-All right, you're free to go. -Eh? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
Why? I thought you hated us. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
I do. I hate your lot. I hate his lot. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
I hate old people who fall over in their gardens | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
and can't get back up again. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
I hate anybody who makes my job more difficult than it already is. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
This is, like, the most positive police prejudice | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
I've ever experienced in my life. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
No, go home now before I change my mind. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
-Just a quick hug though. -No! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
-Go on. -Fine. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-Yeah! -Oh, my God. Are you OK, though, are you all right? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-Yeah. -Hey, listen, are you all right? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
-Yeah? -What happened in the van with that waste, man? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Did he give you the cure for cancer? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:57 | |
Forget it, man, he is a waste, you know what he's like, but you, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
are you OK? Did they look after you, yeah? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
-Yeah, I did. -Totally. I did, definitely. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Come here, man! Come here! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Bonjour-no! | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
ALL SHOUTING | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
NO DIALOGUE | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 |