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This programme contains strong Hello and welcome to Mock The Week. | :00:40. | :00:47. | |
I'm Dara O'Briain. Joining me this week are Andy Parsons, Jo Caulfield, | :00:47. | :00:53. | |
Greg Davies, Gary Delaney, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison. | :00:53. | :00:56. | |
We start with a round called if this is theance, what is the | :00:56. | :00:59. | |
question. On the board are six categories. Gary which would you | :00:59. | :01:04. | |
like? Media, please. OK, media. The answer is 600 metres. What is the | :01:04. | :01:12. | |
question? Is it if Kelvin McKenzie was to do a bungee jump from a | :01:12. | :01:18. | |
height of 500 metres, what length rope should he be given What head | :01:18. | :01:24. | |
start would I need if I was complete peeting against Usain Bolt | :01:24. | :01:30. | |
in the 100 metres. Is it how big in the 100 metres. Is it how big | :01:31. | :01:37. | |
are some trees, Dara? No, no, no trees are 600 metres. Is it how far | :01:37. | :01:44. | |
is the Queen's bed from her en suite bathroom? Is it how far away | :01:44. | :01:52. | |
can Boris Johnson smell a Custard Creme. Is it in fact how far with | :01:52. | :01:58. | |
The Proclaimers walk now. Is it at what distance is Theresa May | :01:58. | :02:04. | |
attractive? None of the rest would do that - | :02:04. | :02:10. | |
good to have you on board! Is it when kicking Chris Brown in the | :02:10. | :02:15. | |
bollocks how long a run-up should you talk. Is it proportionally if a | :02:15. | :02:22. | |
clown's nose was the size of Dara's head, how long would his shoes be? | :02:22. | :02:28. | |
So rude! Is it how long was the longest runner bean ever grown at | :02:28. | :02:33. | |
the Fukushima nuclear plant? Was it in fact how long would your penis | :02:33. | :02:39. | |
be if all the products in the spam emails worked? Is it what is the | :02:39. | :02:49. | |
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delivery radius of a relatively unambitious company? Is it the | :02:50. | :02:53. | |
distance that Prince Philip sprinted to get hold of a copy of | :02:53. | :03:03. | |
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the French magazine Closer? Am I close? You can be Closer! | :03:04. | :03:10. | |
it in fact the distance that they were taking shots of Kate topless? | :03:10. | :03:17. | |
That is absolutely right, thank you very, very much, Andy Parsons. | :03:17. | :03:22. | |
Yes, the question I was looking for was, from what approximate distance | :03:22. | :03:28. | |
did the photographer take pictures of Kate topless. This is the news | :03:28. | :03:38. | |
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that the Duke and Duchess have taken legal action against Closer. | :03:40. | :03:43. | |
A French court has blocked future publication of the pictures in | :03:43. | :03:47. | |
France but they've already been published in Italy and Ireland. | :03:47. | :03:52. | |
There's loads of Royals who've been snapped naked. Harry, Kate, Andrew | :03:52. | :03:54. | |
before that, Charles before that, Countess of Wessex. I mean there | :03:54. | :03:58. | |
have been in fact so many of them. I think they should persuade a few | :03:58. | :04:05. | |
more to do it and then they could release a charity calendar. | :04:05. | :04:08. | |
thing is, it's terrible, unjustifiable and immoral but I | :04:09. | :04:15. | |
quite want to see the pictures. haven't seen them yet? Fuzzy | :04:15. | :04:19. | |
versions. They are all fuzzy, they were take foreign the Hubble | :04:19. | :04:26. | |
telescope. From the Hubble Hubble telescope! | :04:26. | :04:30. | |
What I found intriguing was, I don't know if everyone was, but I | :04:30. | :04:34. | |
was waiting for the next time she appear md public to see if she'd | :04:34. | :04:40. | |
acknowledge what happened to the cameras and she just did the same | :04:40. | :04:44. | |
smile. If someone photographed me meat and two veg, I would have | :04:44. | :04:48. | |
probably come out and gone... The whole thing is making a | :04:48. | :04:55. | |
mountain out of two mole hills. That's a good point. Probably | :04:55. | :04:59. | |
better I think the BBC would prefer it if we didn't judge the woman's | :04:59. | :05:02. | |
breasts. That would be the incorrect direction. I think she's | :05:02. | :05:07. | |
annoyed. I've looked at the photos and they're at that awkward angle | :05:07. | :05:12. | |
when you're topless. You have to stay at a certain position and it's | :05:12. | :05:17. | |
not that attractive and she's reaching for the sun cream position. | :05:17. | :05:20. | |
That's what she's annoyed about like my uncle Terry when he popped | :05:20. | :05:28. | |
out of his shorts. Is I didn't see that edition of Closer, Jo's uncle | :05:28. | :05:34. | |
Terry pops out to the shops and his shorts. Do you think she's | :05:34. | :05:36. | |
genuinely worried about it? Do you think there's one bit of her | :05:37. | :05:45. | |
thinking, where's my sister's arse now then?! | :05:45. | :05:47. | |
APPLAUSE No British newspaper editors have | :05:47. | :05:54. | |
published the picture although they have had a proper think about it. | :05:54. | :05:58. | |
The massive hypocrisy of it is astonishing. I like it when The Sun | :05:58. | :06:03. | |
gets on its high horse, they say no responsible paper would touch this | :06:03. | :06:08. | |
with a bargepole. Two weeks ago you were doing everything you could to | :06:08. | :06:18. | |
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show us Harry's bargepole. Which magazines have published it? Closer. | :06:19. | :06:24. | |
The Irish magazine because she's not the future Queen. And the | :06:24. | :06:27. | |
Italian one. The Italian excuse is that they are young, beautiful and | :06:27. | :06:36. | |
in love and the Irish go, she's not our Queen. They publish faces like | :06:36. | :06:41. | |
that, topless photos in magazines shot with a long lens, kissing and | :06:41. | :06:45. | |
cuden in the pool, then they are putting sun cream on each other -- | :06:45. | :06:49. | |
cuddling. These are meant to be sexy. There's nothing less erotic | :06:49. | :06:53. | |
than putting sun cream on your partner's baca, is there? It's just | :06:53. | :06:56. | |
something you have to do. You have to do, yes. The reason you have to | :06:57. | :07:00. | |
do it is because you can't put sun cream on your own baca so you have | :07:00. | :07:03. | |
to reach a deal with the person that you are with. That's all it is. | :07:03. | :07:09. | |
I was photographed on a holiday once by - I was papped, yeah - I | :07:09. | :07:13. | |
was doing exactly that and the pictures were quite shocking, I | :07:13. | :07:20. | |
don't know if you saw them. It was an intrusion. | :07:20. | :07:23. | |
LAUGHTER That wasn't on holiday, was it, | :07:23. | :07:28. | |
Dara? That was in our house, wasn't it, Dara? That's the least erotic | :07:28. | :07:32. | |
thing I've ever seen. Where does a guy in the office find the source | :07:32. | :07:37. | |
photograph? I believe he has your laptop. Yes. In other Royal news | :07:37. | :07:43. | |
who's been found in a car park in Leicester? Stan Collymore. | :07:44. | :07:50. | |
This is Richard III isn't it? Do you know about him? | :07:50. | :07:56. | |
A little bit yes. We were taught a lot of that in school about the | :07:56. | :08:06. | |
Shakespeare era. (mimics Richard III) | :08:06. | :08:12. | |
You cannot be saved now. It would be quite operational when your sons | :08:12. | :08:21. | |
arrive. You get a different version to us! | :08:21. | :08:27. | |
Richard III was the man who lost the War of the Roses to Alan | :08:27. | :08:33. | |
Titchmarsh and he died at the Battle of Bosworth and Riz remains | :08:33. | :08:37. | |
have been found in the bottom of a car park which is great. They don't | :08:37. | :08:42. | |
know what to do with him because he's lost his ticket and he's got | :08:42. | :08:50. | |
six grand in payments. He's got to pay another 50 because his body is | :08:50. | :08:56. | |
spread. You can't spread your feet ten feet without stepping in | :08:56. | :09:01. | |
Richard III. It's not a big deal is it... It's not a big deal?! They | :09:01. | :09:07. | |
find Prince Harry in a skip most weeks. In addition to Leicester's | :09:07. | :09:17. | |
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hall of fame, they have Rusty Lee, Showaddywaddy and now him. Gary | :09:17. | :09:23. | |
Lineker comes up at the end. They didn't have car parks in the olden | :09:23. | :09:28. | |
days. Also they found the bones in a small cardboard box labelled | :09:29. | :09:36. | |
southern fried chicken. They have the courage of the spine then. | :09:36. | :09:44. | |
People were a lot smaller then. They weren't the size of a chicken! | :09:44. | :09:49. | |
I have found Richard III in this box. Just a chicken box, look at | :09:49. | :09:59. | |
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that, we didn't have to dig, it was just here. They are not quite sure | :09:59. | :10:04. | |
whether they think he was killed with a candle stick or led piping | :10:04. | :10:08. | |
and they think he was probably a good King. He said a horse, a horse, | :10:08. | :10:13. | |
a Kingment for a horse. I think he should be saying, the force, the | :10:13. | :10:23. | |
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Monkey. Monkey. Like a Chinese monkey. This one cheaper than oda | :10:39. | :10:48. | |
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one. You cwossm palm and I save you fortune. You have to collect, I put | :10:52. | :11:02. | |
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down so you can get in, innit. APPLAUSE | :11:03. | :11:07. | |
I'm looking forward to the worldwide distribution of this | :11:07. | :11:14. | |
episode. We were merely doing impressions of one another's | :11:14. | :11:18. | |
impressions. I was quite shocked to see the picture. I read today that | :11:18. | :11:23. | |
he's only 3, he looks like Dot Cotton. That's not a picture of him. | :11:23. | :11:27. | |
They couldn't take pictures at the time that,'s probably a painting or | :11:28. | :11:35. | |
something. Didn't they have paparazzi baca then if her -- | :11:35. | :11:39. | |
paparazzi baca then, if his wife was showing her boobs on balcony, | :11:39. | :11:46. | |
would they have got the tapestry out. They would have just done a | :11:46. | :11:53. | |
nipple or something. At the end of that round, the points go to Jo, | :11:53. | :12:03. | |
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Greg and Andy. Now a round called Titty-Titty-Ban-Ban. This game will | :12:06. | :12:12. | |
involve Jo, Greg and Andy. I launch news and whef this wheel chooses to | :12:12. | :12:15. | |
stop, one of them will step forward and talk about that subject. The | :12:15. | :12:20. | |
winner is the funniest one. The first subject is sport. Who wants | :12:20. | :12:26. | |
to come in on that? Andy Parsons. So, it was the Olympic parade last | :12:26. | :12:30. | |
week. It was great seeing it live, obviously I had to keep certain | :12:30. | :12:36. | |
amount of a low-profile in the crowd cos I was throwing a sicky | :12:36. | :12:46. | |
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But it was great. 21 buses driving through London in a steady two | :12:48. | :12:52. | |
miles an hour pace. Very like a normal day in London really. There | :12:52. | :12:55. | |
was an embarrassing moment when one of the conductors rang the bell on | :12:55. | :13:00. | |
the bus and then got the shit kicked out of him by the blind | :13:00. | :13:04. | |
football team. And I realised actually, I could | :13:04. | :13:08. | |
get into any sport during the Olympics. The only sport I couldn't | :13:08. | :13:15. | |
get into, dressage. Watching a horse walk and then reverse. They | :13:15. | :13:19. | |
call it horse ballet. I don't think anybody would go and see ballet if | :13:19. | :13:23. | |
it was just some bloke walking a bit quicker, slowing down a bit, | :13:24. | :13:30. | |
stopping, bowing and then pissing off. And secondly, not many people | :13:30. | :13:40. | |
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go to ballet anyway because it's shit. Thank you, Andy Parsons. | :13:40. | :13:46. | |
OK, the next subject is the Internet. Who wants to come in on | :13:46. | :13:52. | |
that? Jo? The Internet. You know when you buy things on Amazon and | :13:52. | :13:56. | |
they have recommendations, you know like the person who purchased this | :13:56. | :14:00. | |
also purchased this, I was thinking I would like to hack into Amazon | :14:00. | :14:05. | |
and put up my own recommendations, so like the customer who purchased | :14:05. | :14:09. | |
My Story by Dannii Minogue also purchased a length of rope and a | :14:09. | :14:15. | |
wob by chair. -- wobbly chair. Customer who is | :14:15. | :14:21. | |
bought the book fabulous photos of puppies and kittens also bought why | :14:21. | :14:28. | |
men leave. And customer who is bought Fifty Shadows of Grey also | :14:28. | :14:37. | |
bought a great big cucumber. -- Fifty Shades Of grey. My grandad | :14:37. | :14:42. | |
has to go into a home and these places are very expensive, but we | :14:42. | :14:47. | |
found somewhere nice, his own kitchen, shower, outside space with | :14:47. | :14:52. | |
plants and shrubs, but it's completely free. We've left him in | :14:52. | :15:00. | |
Homebase. APPLAUSE | :15:00. | :15:07. | |
That leaves us with Gary, let's see what topic you have been left with. | :15:08. | :15:14. | |
Family. Family. OK. Old lady names are very | :15:14. | :15:18. | |
much back in fashion at the minute like Lily, Elsie, Rose and we | :15:18. | :15:23. | |
wanted something like that for our daughter but we couldn't decide, so | :15:23. | :15:33. | |
in the end we called her nan. Told her she'll grow into it. | :15:33. | :15:38. | |
I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell schadenfreude and I | :15:38. | :15:44. | |
couldn't but he's dead now and I'm not so I win. | :15:44. | :15:51. | |
My does unalways introduces himself as Stephen with a ph, that's | :15:51. | :15:57. | |
because he's slightly acidic. My marryed friends tell me there's | :15:57. | :16:00. | |
always someone out there for everyone and I think, wow, she must | :16:00. | :16:06. | |
be a right slag. Knock knock who's there grandad, | :16:06. | :16:15. | |
shit stop the funeral. Grandad asked me how to print on | :16:15. | :16:20. | |
his new computer and I said just control P and he said, I haven't | :16:20. | :16:28. | |
been able to do that for years. My confirmed bachelor uncle always | :16:28. | :16:34. | |
describes himself as ah sexual but I would also add B gay. | :16:34. | :16:42. | |
Drkdrka-sm sexual, but I would always add B gay. As a child, I was | :16:42. | :16:46. | |
always told if I touch myself down there, God was watchings, it turns | :16:46. | :16:51. | |
out it was just uncle Peter. Thank you. | :16:51. | :17:01. | |
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Well done. Gary Delaney. Go on back. | :17:02. | :17:07. | |
Our next round is called headliners. Here is a picture of Education | :17:07. | :17:17. | |
Secretary Michael Gove, but what does GAEC stand for? Gove attends | :17:17. | :17:25. | |
elf college. Enet tick Is it something, something, something | :17:25. | :17:34. | |
cock. Is it Michael Gove saying gosh, actual ethnic children? | :17:34. | :17:44. | |
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arse to age of chair. Is it Gove Adonis exuding charisma. Is it | :17:46. | :17:56. | |
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adult literacy rates poor? Golam advises earth children. Grinder | :18:00. | :18:10. | |
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adventure ends catastrophically. nothing's going to top that. Gove | :18:12. | :18:15. | |
announces emergency contraceptive. Let's have the correct answer, | :18:15. | :18:22. | |
please. Something about Gove announces exam change. Very good. | :18:22. | :18:27. | |
Yes, the answer I was looking for was Gove announces exam changes, | :18:27. | :18:31. | |
the news that Education Secretary Michael Gove has announced a new | :18:31. | :18:35. | |
English Baccalaureate Certificate to replace GCSEs for 2015 student | :18:35. | :18:39. | |
who is'll work towards a demanding three-hour exam at the end of a two | :18:39. | :18:45. | |
year course rather than the current combination of course work and | :18:45. | :18:50. | |
multiple retakes. An exam that thicker kids won't be tiebl | :18:50. | :18:58. | |
pronounce, it's the "baca "what, give me a shovel, I'll go down a | :18:58. | :19:03. | |
mine. If you can't pronounce that, they'll teach you practical skills | :19:04. | :19:10. | |
like how to back a alreadyry out! APPLAUSE. The Tories have assured | :19:10. | :19:16. | |
us that under this system no child will be left behind. How can we | :19:16. | :19:21. | |
take Tory promises when their leader's David Cameron? Do you know | :19:21. | :19:28. | |
what the abbreviation is? EBAC. Which is when Yorkshire people make | :19:28. | :19:33. | |
payments over the Internet. Something from Star Wars? Yes, it | :19:33. | :19:38. | |
was. Bet you can't do the impression... Sky Walker, your | :19:38. | :19:44. | |
EBACs will not qualify you to run the empire now. There is been a lot | :19:44. | :19:48. | |
of debate about what grades have been De valued and I discussed that | :19:48. | :19:54. | |
with my nephew Professor tummy recently. Sorry, it's one of these | :19:54. | :19:57. | |
things I'm always genuinely perplexed about coming from a | :19:57. | :20:02. | |
different country with my spices and silks. There are so many great | :20:02. | :20:07. | |
things about it except your exams which are mad. The education by the | :20:07. | :20:11. | |
way is great. I'm not saying anything about the education but | :20:11. | :20:15. | |
the exams are mad. People when confronted with an exam paper go to | :20:15. | :20:20. | |
pieces and forget how to count and I think it's very unfair that they | :20:20. | :20:27. | |
are marking the papers. APPLAUSE There are people who | :20:28. | :20:31. | |
shouldn't be taking exams. My friend Carl was at sixth form | :20:31. | :20:35. | |
college with a girl who got her A- level results and when she pulled | :20:35. | :20:40. | |
out the piece of paper, the three letters telling her what her | :20:40. | :20:50. | |
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feature would be, she went, ha, ha, ha, that spells" none. When it | :20:53. | :20:56. | |
comes to exam time, there's far worse pressure on the teachers | :20:56. | :20:59. | |
because you have to spend sometimes four or five hours in those halls | :20:59. | :21:03. | |
just walking up and down and it's a recipe for insanity. I had no | :21:04. | :21:10. | |
choice when teaching but to invent a game called Camp Aisle. It was | :21:10. | :21:20. | |
just to see who could walk up and down the aisle the campest. We | :21:20. | :21:24. | |
started off just sort of slightly mincing. Honestly, by the end of it, | :21:24. | :21:29. | |
I was walking down a full aisle of children like this. I knew it was | :21:29. | :21:34. | |
time for me to leave teaching when I got down to the end of one aisle, | :21:34. | :21:41. | |
a kid looked up at me at the end of a GCSE and went tut tut. | :21:41. | :21:49. | |
Were you essentially vogueing your way? I'm not exaggerating, by the | :21:49. | :21:53. | |
end of it I was like that. They want to make the exams harder but | :21:53. | :21:58. | |
surely they are hard enough already if your teacher is walking up and | :21:58. | :22:01. | |
down camping it up? I'm still qualified technically. We'll have | :22:01. | :22:11. | |
to cut this bit out. Is that your safety net? Yes. Having seen you in | :22:11. | :22:14. | |
Inbetweeners, I don't think anybody's going to employ you. | :22:14. | :22:19. | |
You've always got a trade! I did a gig at the University of | :22:19. | :22:23. | |
Central England which is in Birmingham, that's where they are | :22:23. | :22:27. | |
trying to hide from you. I said, UCE, so-called, because that's the | :22:27. | :22:35. | |
grade it takes to get in. I had to explain it to them. I was in an | :22:36. | :22:41. | |
exam at school. My mate at the back of the hall went we were all | :22:42. | :22:49. | |
waiting to leave and someone at the end of the class went miaow and the | :22:49. | :22:52. | |
invigilator looked and someone else did it again and again from | :22:52. | :22:56. | |
different parts of the hall and it led to my favourite sentence ever | :22:56. | :23:02. | |
to come from an adult's mouth which was "all right, no-one leaves until | :23:02. | :23:11. | |
the miaowing stops". The points go to Chris, Hugh and Gary. | :23:11. | :23:16. | |
Now scenes we'd like to see. So if everyone can make their way over to | :23:16. | :23:21. | |
the performance air yarbgs I'll read out the topics then we'll see | :23:21. | :23:26. | |
what the panels can come up with -- area. Unlikely things to hear on a | :23:26. | :23:29. | |
property show. Six months in and Mike has fallen | :23:29. | :23:33. | |
out with the builder. There was no window there and neither of them | :23:33. | :23:42. | |
noticed. With violence and strong language from the very beginning, | :23:42. | :23:50. | |
it's A Place in the Sunderland. Yes, it is north-facing but on the | :23:50. | :23:57. | |
plus side, it's a caravan so you can just turn it round. | :23:57. | :24:04. | |
Get that fish out of here, it stinks. Should never leave a place | :24:04. | :24:11. | |
in the Sun. APPLAUSE We've just one hour while | :24:11. | :24:15. | |
Gina's at the shops to improve her flat in Luton, we are setting it on | :24:15. | :24:21. | |
fire and moving it to Oxford. Well, it's another setback. This | :24:21. | :24:25. | |
time the structure is damaged and for the first time I'm asking | :24:25. | :24:35. | |
myself, will the Death Star ever be finished? | :24:35. | :24:39. | |
And more information on how to get together a deposit for a house can | :24:39. | :24:47. | |
be found in our free leaflet when will manor die? So, you bought it | :24:47. | :24:53. | |
at auction for �100,000 but what exactly are you going to do with | :24:53. | :24:59. | |
Middlesbrough? What we've done is we've knocked | :24:59. | :25:02. | |
the wall between the kitchen and the lounge down and what that's | :25:02. | :25:12. | |
done is killed all the people who're sitting in the lounge. | :25:12. | :25:18. | |
kitchen's done in a very modern style, we call it crack den. We are | :25:18. | :25:23. | |
looking at a well-equipped council house in Hull, fridge, oven, | :25:23. | :25:27. | |
washing machine. In fact, this is one of the nicest gardens we've | :25:27. | :25:35. | |
seen. This week on Grand Designs, my gran designs a house. It will be | :25:35. | :25:41. | |
shit, she's got terrible arbt rye it is, not even a rudimentary | :25:41. | :25:48. | |
qualification -- arthritis. Three coats of varnish and a new | :25:48. | :25:54. | |
rug and Brucie is ready for his next show. | :25:54. | :25:59. | |
Welcome to the 74-hour long obsessive come pulsive episode of | :26:00. | :26:09. | |
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How Clean Is Your House? Knock it down, Tarmac it, fuck 'em. | :26:15. | :26:23. | |
APPLAUSE OK, the next topic is: Mr Parsons, your baby looks exactly | :26:23. | :26:30. | |
like you, but mind you, so does every other baby. There are | :26:30. | :26:40. | |
complications, I'm afraid. For a start, I'm not a doctor. | :26:40. | :26:50. | |
definitely can see the head. You should do your flies up, doctor. | :26:50. | :27:00. | |
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Bad news, I'm afraid. He's ginger. Your highness. | :27:02. | :27:06. | |
So would you like to hold the little fella or shall I give you | :27:06. | :27:16. | |
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the baby? Mrs Jones, I'm going to need you to push and then when | :27:17. | :27:23. | |
we've got the ambulance started, we'll try and get you to hospital. | :27:23. | :27:33. | |
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Oh, God, the that my baby? I've given birth to Andy Parsons. | :27:33. | :27:40. | |
stay up that end and talk to your wife if I were you, Mr Smith, it | :27:40. | :27:44. | |
looks like Alien Versus Predator down here. This is the ward for | :27:44. | :27:54. | |
unwanted twins. We call it the Jedward. Very good. | :27:54. | :27:58. | |
Basically you just turn 'em over and slap 'em on the arse. These | :27:58. | :28:05. | |
nurses' parties are great. Nice to see you again Mrs Joely, if | :28:05. | :28:13. | |
you would luke to move along to the next window to correct your -- | :28:13. | :28:23. | |
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collect your order. This isn't your first baby is it? You have a | :28:23. | :28:28. | |
bouncing baby boy. I know that because I dropped him in the | :28:28. | :28:38. | |
delivery room. OK big breath in, hold it, hold it and pass the joint | :28:38. | :28:44. | |
to the midwife. If you are not in when we deliver your baby, is it OK | :28:44. | :28:54. | |
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if we leave it with a neighbour? no, I do like it, darling, just not | :28:56. | :29:03. | |
in that colour. I know you're in great pain but we | :29:03. | :29:13. | |
need to know your name. Right. Doctor for Mrs Fuck off. The points | :29:13. | :29:21. | |
go to Greg, Jo and Andy. APPLAUSE | :29:21. | :29:27. | |
That is the end of the show. The winners are Andy Parsons, Jo | :29:27. | :29:34. |