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SHE LAUGHS | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# She's Mrs Brown | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# That's Mrs Brown | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Our Mrs Brown. # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
Hello! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
I'm just in the middle of tidying the house. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
You see, in two days' time it'll be the 25th anniversary | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
of my Redser passing. Lord rest him. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
And Father Damien is coming over to do a little memorial ceremony | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
and a blessing. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
-Morning, Mammy. -Morning, chicken. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Big sausage! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
DERMOT LAUGHS | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Here, why don't you measure his IQ? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Very funny. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
OK, height is 71 inches. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Here, what are those two up to? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Oh, Dermot's helping Buster fill out some form for a dating site. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Some hope! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Well, at least he's trying. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
And what's that supposed to mean? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Well, Cathy, in fairness, the refrigerator light has gone out | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
more than you have in the last two months. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Thanks for that, Mammy. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Sometimes I can't believe my ears. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I know, I should have taped them back when you were a baby. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Ohh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Well, some man will be glad of them someday. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Now, where was I? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Redser - yes! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
You know, losing a husband is difficult, | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
in my case nearly impossible. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
My grandmother was a really tough woman. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
She buried two husbands and one of them was only asleep! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Right, date of birth? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
16th of October. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
What year? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Every year! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
What year were you born? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Oh, right, sorry. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Well, me da' was five years older than me ma when they got married, | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
and he was born in 1955, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
but me ma was pregnant with me before they were married, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
and that was the year her ma, my nan, got the shingles. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
-So, 1988. -Huh! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Who's a clever sausage? SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Occupation. -Bitta this, bitta that! -That won't do. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
You're working for me part time so I'll put down marketing, er... | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Tool. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Operative. Marketing operative. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Why don't you put down thief? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Mrs Brown, I've gone straight... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
ish. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Well, put down thief-ish. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
And carpenter's assistant. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Mark said he has a bit of work for me. A big contract. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Yes, and you keep your hands to yourself on that contract. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
It's important to Mark. I don't want anything going missing-ish. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
OK... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
"Have you tried any other internet sites looking for a date?" | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
Red Hot Amateurs, Triple X Videos... | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
..and Grannies Run Wild With Their Teeth Out. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-Buster! -No. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
OK, that's it. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
I'm getting excited now. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Imagine, Mrs Brown, there's some girl out there | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
that doesn't even know that all her dreams are going to come true. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
Here, Ma, here's a sample of some hot dogs. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Oh, here, son, put on your bun. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-It's cold out there. -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Like a family album! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Buster Brady going out on an internet date. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
See you, Ma. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-See you, love. -Love you, Mrs Brown! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Some girl is about to meet Buster Brady and find out that | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
two billion years of evolution was a waste of fuckin' time. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
This is my favourite part of the day, you know, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
sitting down with a bit of peace and quiet, dunking a few digestives. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Feckin' one left! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
-Howya? -Hello, Rory, love. Cup of tea, love? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
Freeze! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Step away from the digestive. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Mammy, do you know one of the main causes of divorce? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
Marriage. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
No, boredom. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
How do you keep the spice in a relationship? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Be unpredictable, love. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-Your father and I used to make love in the dark all the time. -Oh? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
So one night when he was lying in the bed with the light on, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I walked into the bedroom stark naked, wearing nothing but a smile. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
In a sexy voice I said to him... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
.."What can I do for you, Redser?" | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
And what did he say? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
"Turn off the fuckin' light." | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Thanks, Mammy! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
Unpredictable. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Yeah! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
So you just wanted to be unpredictable? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
MUFFLED SPEECH | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
I wonder what your Redser would be doing if he was still alive today? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Probably trying to get out of that fuckin' coffin. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
-Howya, Cathy? -Hiya, Winnie. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Friday night, I thought you'd be out on a date. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Hello, Mark, could I have a quick word? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Sure, Mr Gibney. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Is there a problem with the job? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
The job is great. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
You didn't come across a watch when you were in the house, did ya? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
No. Why, are you missing one? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
It's worth a couple of thousand, it was a present from the wife. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm sure I probably left it down somewhere. I'm always doing that. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
No worries, just thought I'd ask. Thanks. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
I'm telling you now, Mark. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Buster would never do that to YOU. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
That's a nice watch, Mr Foley. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Yeah, I bought if off Buster Brady. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Cathy, you're being too hard on yourself, love. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
You're still young enough and you're a fine thing. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
It won't be long before my carer's pushing me to my dates! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
MRS BROWN LAUGHS | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Excuse me, ladies, I don't mean to interrupt. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
But I've been watching you from the bar, and I said to myself, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
"William, you just have to buy that beautiful lady a drink." | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
That's really kind of you, but I'm in company here. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Sorry, dear, I wasn't speaking of you. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
I was speaking of this lady here. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
Mammy? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Hello, you two! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Oh, hi! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
We're just sitting here not even thinking about you. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Why didn't you go home, Winnie? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Well, I was going to but Cathy said to come over here | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
and not even think about you. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
For God's sake, Winnie! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-Look, Mammy, I was worried, is that a crime? -Nope. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
At least now you know how I felt throughout your teenage years. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
So...? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
If you're asking did he take me up a lane and scuttle me - no! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Mammy! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Did you get a feely of his yoyo? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Winnie, for God's sake. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Cathy, the man was a perfect gentleman. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
He asked me out on a date. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Well, I hope you said no. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
-Why? -Well, he's obviously after something. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
He wants you to hang out of his yoyo! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Winnie, go home! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Go on, Winnie. Go home, I'll talk to you tomorrow. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-OK. -Goodnight, love. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Mammy, seriously, you can't just meet someone in a pub | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
and agree to go on a date. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
I'm still an attractive woman, Cathy, with needs. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Even a ripe banana likes to be squeezed. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Even an old horse likes to jump. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Even a rusty bicycle... -Mammy! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I know what men can be like. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Women need a reason to have sex. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Men just need a place. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
And don't I know it, Cathy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
This is not my first rodeo! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
What's all this stuff? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Just old stuff I was going through, see what I could throw out. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Ah, Agnes, the old gang! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
God, I wouldn't recognise any of them now. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Here, Agnes, you could have had your pick of any of those lads | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
and you picked Redser. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
Well, I didn't have me eye test till a year after that was taken. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
Ah, look! Valentine cards. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Yes, we sent Valentines to each other for the first few years | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
and then it just wore off. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
"To Agnes from Redser." | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Aw, that's lovely! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Yeah, he used to write little poems in them. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Here, listen to this one. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
"My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
"Marrying you fucked up my life." | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
That's the one I sent him that year. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Oh, right. Oh! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
"I see your face when I'm dreaming | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
"That's probably why I wake up screaming." | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
So, who says romance is dead? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
I dunno, who? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Winnie, it's not a buckin' quiz. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-I'm a romantic. -Are you? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
I do lie in bed at night looking up at the stars | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
and do you know what I do be thinking? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
"Where's my fuckin' ceiling?" | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Winnie, I read a survey in a magazine | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
and it said the first thing men notice about women is their eyes. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
And the first thing women notice about men | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
is that they are a bunch of liars. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
So, you are going on this date, then? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
I said yes, but let me think... | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Yes! | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
Cathy, is it killing you that I have a date and you can't get one? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
As a matter of fact, I have a blind date this weekend! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Another blind date? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
God, you must nearly qualify for a guide dog at this stage. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Mammy, have you thought about... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
sex? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Not for a very long time! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:32 | |
I think you're biting off more than you can chew. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I'm not going to start with that, I'll kiss him first! | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Not funny, Mammy! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Look, Cathy, the man is a complete gentleman. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
He just wants company, that's all. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
And maybe a feely of his yoyo. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Enough, Mrs McGoogan! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Winnie, go on, feck off! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
I'll talk to you later. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
I'm only thinking of you, Mammy. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Cathy, him and me are too old to be having sex. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
For God's sake, at our age it would be like trying to put | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
the toothpaste back in the tube! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Mammy, I know YOU feel that way. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
I don't think he's thinking that way. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Mammy, you're a fine looking woman. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Oh, I know! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
And he looks well able for a good rumble. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
A good rumble...! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Now, so once we've read out a few prayers | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
then I believe Mark is going to say a few words about his father. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
-Mmm. -Then I'm going to do a general blessing to the household. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
Mrs Brown, you seem distracted? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Is it Grandad? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-Are you worried about his health? -No, no, if he dies, he buckin' dies. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh, right. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Where was I? Oh, yes! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Once I've finished the blessing, you were going to write out | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-some things about Redser for me to say. -Here you go. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Thank you, Father. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
That's funny! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Mrs Brown, what I say must be benevolent or at least clean! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Fine, I'll try again. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Right, I'll drop by during the week to pick it up. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-Bye, Dr Flynn. -Bye, Father. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
All good, Mrs Brown, I'm done here. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Dr Flynn, could I have a quick word? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-Certainly, Mrs Brown. -Thank you. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
-What can I do for you? -Dr Flynn, I'm... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
-I'm a widow. -Yes? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-And I have been for a long time... -Yes? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
What do you think about having sex? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Mrs Brown, I may have been giving off the wrong signal but... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
I'm very fond of you, but there's no way I... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Not you, you feckin' eejit! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I'm mixed up, not hard up! | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
I have a date and I'm just worried that, | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
you know, he might expect a bit... | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Well, you have all the working parts. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Well, yes, I do. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
The vital ingredient is having the urge to have sex. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
And that urge can be found and enhanced through foreplay. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:38 | |
A little tickle here, | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
a gentle kiss there, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
a soft stroke... | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
..a hot tongue... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
on the back of your... | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
I have to go. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Bless you. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Father, I might have cheated at bingo. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Ah, Mrs Brown? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Is there anything I can help you with? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Father, I am a widow. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Yes. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
And that's single, right? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Well, yes. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
So if I was to have sex with a man, would it be...? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
A miracle? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Would it be a sin? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Well, Mrs Brown, I find questions like that | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
are difficult to pass judgment on. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
For instance, | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
what if I get urges? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Well, you were in convent school, weren't you? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Yes, Father. The Blessed Sisters of the Moving Statues. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
And do you remember what they taught you young ladies to do | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-if you get these urges? -Not really, Father. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
They teach you if you get these urges, | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
you're to get on your knees and say a prayer. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Yes. I never got past the "get on your knees" bit. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Look, Mrs Brown, the scripture tells us that the giving of oneself | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
in the flesh is a good thing between a husband and a wife. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
But outside the sacrament of marriage it's forbidden. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
As is adultery. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
MRS BROWN SNORES | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Mrs Brown? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
THUDDING | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Mrs Brown! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
# All around the garden, like a teddy bear, | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
# One step, two step | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
# And tiddly under there. # | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
You're so bold! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
You're an animal! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
Look at them! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
I don't know what Mammy thinks she's playing at. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Hey, Mammy has a date, so what? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Buster Brady. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Mark Brown. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
You, me, outside now! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
John Wayne, Rio Bravo. Am I right? Ha! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
-Hold it, Mark. -Don't get involved, Dermot. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
I'm already involved, Mark, he's me best mate and you're wrong! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
Now, listen, Mr Foley! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
-Yes, lads? -I see you're not wearing the watch you bought from Buster? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
No, it's broken - useless piece of crap! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
So, how's life, Cathy? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Well, I'm not getting as much lovin' as me mother. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Well, my internet date hasn't turned up. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
# A-one step, a-two step... # | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Right, well, I'm getting a drink. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Buster, I owe you an apology. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
For what? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
An expensive watch went missing and I accused you of robbing it | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
and selling it to Mr Foley. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
I suppose it'll take a while for me past to be left behind. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-It's all right, it doesn't matter. -Yes, it does. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-I'm sorry, all right? -Sure. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Buster, there you are! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
-Hello, Father. -I just wanted to thank you. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I had it checked and it IS a real Rolex! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
OK, Father, keep your voice down! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
# Incy, wincy spider... # | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-Oh. -Oh! -I wonder where this little fellow is off to? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
MRS BROWN LAUGHS | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Maybe he's going to give you a little surprise? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Maybe he is! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
But if he's going where I think he's going, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
I might have a little surprise for him! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
What a wonderful evening this is turning out to be! | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Yes... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Mammy! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
(Fuck's sake!) | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
What, Cathy? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Can I get you something to drink? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Excuse me a moment, William, I'm just going to powder my arse. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
What is wrong with you? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
Mammy, I'm really worried this is moving too fast. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
OK, if you're really worried, why don't you follow us home? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
You can hide in the cubby hole and if I need you I'll call you. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Great idea. Wait a minute. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
-What? -What if you want me to go? I don't want to stand there all night! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Good idea. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Right, well, if something happens and I'm agreeable, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
I'll give you a signal and you'll just go. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
-OK. -OK! -What's the signal? | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Ah, sh... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:41 | |
It'll be, "Oh, uh-uh!" | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
-Mammy! -I'm just kidding. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
No, I'll go, "Cathy, feck off!" | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
-Subtle! -My middle name. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh, and my safe word is, "Caw-caw! Caw-caw!" | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Come in. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
Sit down anywhere. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Ah, that's a very inviting couch. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
Caw, caw! Caw, caw! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
What about here? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
OK. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Come, Agnes, sit beside me. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Ah, there is nothing like the scent of a real woman! | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
Now, where were we when we were interruped? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Oh...! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
Caw! Caw! | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
-I'll just put the kettle on. -Oh, I don't want tea. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
I fuckin' do! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:05 | |
Are you OK? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Cathy, remind me again. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
The knickers, the thong, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
the skinny bit - does it go to the front or the back? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
The back! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
Ah, feck it! I knew it! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
I have been flossing all the way from here to Foley's! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
Mammy, just tell him to go. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
I will not! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
Look, you stand by in case I need you and I'll give the signal. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
But I think this is going OK. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Agnes, come, darling. Sit. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Oh! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Caw-caw! Caw-caw! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Well, I know where we were. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I was going to SURPRISE you. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
-SNAPPING -Jeez! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Who the hell puts a mousetrap up one's dress? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
I do! You never know when your pussy's going to be asleep. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Winnie McGoogan, what are you doing here? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
You're a Hunt. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Winnie, that's a bit strong, it was just a grope! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Billy, Billy Hunt. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
I knew you were familiar! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
He used to hang around with the gang from the west, Agnes. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
It is you! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
You're Billy Hunt, Redser's friend. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
That's right, Agnes, I'm little Billy Hunt. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
What do you think you are doing? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
You tried this before on me behind Redser's back. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
I refused you then and I reject you... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
now. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Oh, come on, Agnes. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Redser never deserved you. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
You, the walking goddess! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
You, the raven haired vision of beauty! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
You, a princess among frogs. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
How dare you! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
Winnie, let the man speak. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Go on - frogs. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Yes, you rejected me back then, when I was little more than a boy. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
I was the laughing stock of our gang. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
But then I went to England, I worked hard, | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I built and built my life and fortune day by day | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
to become the largest supplier of 500 thread count bed sheets | 0:23:47 | 0:23:52 | |
to the bed and breakfast industry. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
South Coast region! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
Always thinking of you. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Building to this moment, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:03 | |
when I could return to Finglas and claim my prize. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:08 | |
She's no prize! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Will you shut the fuck up? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
What do you say, Agnes? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Go! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Leave the two of us alone. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Good girl, Agnes! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Winnie, I'm fuckin' talking to you! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
Go, get on! | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Night, then. Night, Billy. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Billy Liar! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
-Agnes. -Don't speak! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Cathy, feck off! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
So, you do feel the same? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
No, I don't. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Redser Brown was not a great husband to me but... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
he was a good friend to you. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
And friends don't do that to friends. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
But I'm rich! I could make you happy. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
I'm already happy. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
Agnes? | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Oh...! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Just go. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
I'll never let go! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
I know you're all there, listening. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
And may God's blessing be upon this house and all the family within. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Give it up for the Father! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
I'm not finished. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
Fair enough. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:50 | |
In the name of the Father and the Son, etc, etc, etc. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
And now I'd like to read out some words | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
that Mrs Brown asked me to read. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm just reading these, I didn't write them. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
"Redser, you miserable fecker." | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-I'll take over from here, Father. -Oh, thank God! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Look, Redser Brown was no saint. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
And I have been hard on his memory by saying things like, | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
"He left me with nothing." | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Well, that's not quite true. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
He left me some special things. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
A fine eldest son who works day and night. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
A son who just wants to make the world a better place. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Something every mother craves - a gay son. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
A daughter who still has it, even if no-one wants to see it. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
And Dermot... | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
At the end of the day... | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Redser left me with the most important thing of all - family. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:07 | |
And for that, I thank him. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
May he rot in hell. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
-Amen. -Amen. -Amen. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
Party! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
-You OK, Mammy? -I'm fine, love. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
That was a nice memorial, wasn't it? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
You know, it's funny when the past comes back to visit. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
I bet. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
That's why I never got this Facebook thing, you know, | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
somebody popping into your page and going, "Hello! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
"We haven't spoken for 30 years!" | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Well, there's a buckin' reason why! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
Are you coming back in? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
I'll be in in a minute, love. You go on ahead. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
The past, eh? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
The past doesn't matter | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
and the future - who knows? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
It's the present that counts. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
The present, do you know why it's called the present? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
Because it's a gift. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
Enjoy the gift | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
because tomorrow it'll be the past, and it won't matter. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:15 | |
I like my life. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
I was that close to getting my hands on his yoyo! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Goodnight! | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
# Say hello to the queen of Dublin town | 0:28:29 | 0:28:35 | |
# As the best mum of all, she wears the crown | 0:28:35 | 0:28:41 | |
# A mother hen watching all her chicks | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
# A sassy old lady full of tricks | 0:28:44 | 0:28:48 | |
# It's a safe bet she'd never let life get her down | 0:28:48 | 0:28:53 | |
# She's Mrs Brown | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
# That's Mrs Brown | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
# Our Mrs Brown. # | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 |