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This programme contains strong language and adult humour. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
# She's Mrs Brown | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
# That's Mrs Brown | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Our Mrs Brown. # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
And now perhaps you might sing us a song, little chicken. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:35 | |
# Cluck-cluck, cluck, cluck-cluck Cluck-cluck, cluck-cluck. # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh, very, very good. Do I sense the arrival of an egg? | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
CROWD: Ooh! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
I think it's hard boiled. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
When I count back from three and click my fingers, you will wake up | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
and remember nothing at all. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Three, two, one. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
I'm Simon Lavine, and that's what I call hypnosis. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:07 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Thank you, ladies, thank you. Thank you! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
You were great Mrs McGoogan, very funny! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Do you think so? Sure, I only had to sit there. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
I tell you, Maria, this is one of the best christening parties | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
I've been ever at. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
Oh, thanks, Mrs McGoogan, | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
with it being triplets, Mummy wanted to make it a bit special. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
What? What was special? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Winnie was just saying the christening was great. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, it was fantastic, Maria, three beautiful boys. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
I hate the feckin' names you picked. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
It was Dermot who wanted to call them after The Beatles. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
John, George and Ringo. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
-That's a terrible name to have to live with. -I know. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
When he grows up and the teacher asks his name, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
he's to stand up in front of the whole school | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
and say fuckin' "George". | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Wasn't the hypnotist great? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Winnie, you were very funny. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
I did nothing, Agnes. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, you did more than I did, I just sat up there like a feckin' eejit. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
Mrs Brown, you really don't remember? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Remember what? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Everyone enjoying themselves? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Up to now, yes. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Hope I'm not over-dressed for this place, this is a Louise Kennedy. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Hope it fits her better than it fits you. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Louise Kennedy is a top designer. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
That's nice. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Mammy! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Well, drink up, girls, and then it's everyone back to our house. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-Ooh! -Are you coming, Agnes? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
No, I'd better get home to Grandad, he's been on his own all day. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Well, the champagne's sitting on ice. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Grandad is probably sitting in shite. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
I must say, Agnes, you are a good sport, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
you were really quite funny up on that stage. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
When? What do you mean? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
She doesn't remember anything, Mum. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Really? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
What? What's she laughing at? What's she laughing at? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Never mind, Mrs Brown. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Are we going back to Nicholson's for champers? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Let's go, I'll call Rory and tell him where we're going. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
-Betty. -Oh, we're heading back to Nicholson's. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Did you say anything to Mammy? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
No, and don't you say anything either. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Not today, let her enjoy her day. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
You're right. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
What's that about? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
I nearly shot myself in the foot. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
My uncle shot himself in the foot once. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
He was out hunting mushrooms. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Are you going home to Grandad now or will you have another one? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Actually, go on, I might as well. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
I may as well feckin' hose him down as bath him. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Hello! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Well, you just missed a fantastic day. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Poor Father Damien, he never christened triplets before. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
He nearly ran out of fuckin' water. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
He should've used a hose. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Oh, I love days like this, you know, family days. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
There's nothing better than having your family round you. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
I'm a very lucky mother and grandmother. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
I saw you talking to yourself again. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
You usually do that at home in your kitchen. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Yeah, well, it's a new series. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Thought I'd move it around a bit. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
-You were very hard on Mrs Nicholson. -Oh. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Ah, she was only trying to be nice. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
I'm sorry, it's just that every time that woman gives me a compliment, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
I feel like she's waiting on a fuckin' receipt. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Bono's nose is out of joint. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Ah, yes. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
He doesn't like having to share his gran. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
No, he doesn't. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
I just told him we love him so much we got him three new cousins. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
I'm not sure that's the way to tell him, Agnes. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Why not? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
Well, imagine if your Redser had come home | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
and he said, "Listen, Agnes, I love you so much | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
"I'm bringing another woman home." | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
What would you have said to that? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
I hope she fuckin' cooks. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
"For sale, herd of cows, never been bred. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
"Also for sale, gay bull." | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
Morning. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
Moo. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
-Good morning, love, have a cup of tea? -Thanks, Mammy. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
You look a bit down, love, are you all right? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
It's trying to get an apartment. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
There's nothing going that me and Dino can afford. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
You just have to be patient, love. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
We can't be patient, Mammy. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Dino's in his last week in the place he's in now. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
We have to get somewhere by the end of the week. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-Tea, love? -Just a quick one, Mammy, I have a headache. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Hangover, more like. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-Good night at the Nicholsons' last night? -Great. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Isn't their kitchen just beautiful? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Amazing, you could live in it. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Ha, a kitchen's a kitchen, as long as it's cosy and functional, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
like this one. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Excuse me, everything in this kitchen has always worked, | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
except your father. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
Maybe it could do with a lick of paint. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
This needs more than a lick of paint, Mammy, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
you need to give it a facelift. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
This kitchen was built to last. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
It even has fuckin' automatic doors. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
These things cost money, Cathy. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Mammy, your eldest son is a carpenter. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-That's true. -And he could use the work, especially now. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Ouch! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Mammy, she's after kicking me! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Well, that was a very stagey fuckin' "Ouch." | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Ouch! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
Eek! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Can we try that again? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Really fuckin' kick him. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
-Mammy, your eldest son is a carpenter. -True. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
And he could use the work, especially now. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
Ouch! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Sorry. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Let me just show you the sound I'm really fuckin' looking for. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
You don't be kicking him, | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
or I'm telling you I'll take those good knickers off you. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
What do you mean, now? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Nothing, I just mean that now might be a good time to do it. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
I have to go, I'll be home on me lunch break, Mammy. Bye. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Wait, Rory! I'll walk to the bus with you. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Mammy, I'm meeting Thomas later so I won't need dinner. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Why? Are you going to eat, Thomas? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Don't answer that. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Hiya, Winnie. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
How are ya, Cathy, love? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
That's loose. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Well spotted. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
The christening was great. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Oh, it was fantastic. Do you want tea? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Oh, yes, please, Agnes. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Winnie, you were very funny on that stage. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Sure, I did nothing. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
When you did the chicken. It was very funny. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
All he had to say was the magic words - finger lickin' good. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
Cluck! cluck-cluck-cluck! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
And then he just clicked his fingers | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
and you didn't remember anything. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Remember what? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
About the fuckin' chicken. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Hello, Ma. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Hello, son. Oh, this is an unexpected surprise. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Oh, we're just dropping Bono to school and thought we'd drop in. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
Well, you're just in time for tea. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-And we'd like to have a chat with you. -Sure. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
-In private. -Winnie. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
-Yeah? -They'd like to talk private. -Oh. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Mum-um-um-um-um... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Winnie! Family business, fuck off. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
What is it, love? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I'm being made redundant, Ma, in three weeks. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Oh, I'm sorry, love. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
But, you know, sometimes these things work out | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
just the way they're supposed to. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
I was just thinking about getting the kitchen done. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
You can do that while you're waiting on another job, and then | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I can pay you. I'd rather pay you than pay anybody else. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Hello there. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
You're just in time. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Screw yourself into that door there, will you? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Go on, you know the drill. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Did you want a cup of tea or did you just come for a charge? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Betty, just the girl, could you do me a favour? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
It's the toy fair tomorrow, and the boss is looking for | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
a pretty blonde to play a kind of a Barbie doll. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Oh, jeez, Betty, you could help there, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
you must know a pretty blonde. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Ma! I meant Betty. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
And who's going to play Ken? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Me! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
Are they dolls, will they damage in a fire? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Hilarious. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Do you fancy it, Betty? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
No, Dermot, not with Bono in school, but thanks for asking. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
No bother, I have someone else in mind anyway. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-How are yas? -Hiya, Buster. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Did you want me for something, Dermo? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Dermot, we wanted to have a chat with Ma. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
No bother. Buster, in there. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
See, the thing is, Ma... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
KNOCKING | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
Hello, help! > | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Just give me a minute. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Jesus! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
Mark, we have to. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
I'm coming, Grandad. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
I didn't do anything! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
I know but you will. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
< Help me! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
I'm coming, for God's sake, keep your fecking clothes on. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
So, what did you want me for, Dermo? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Firstly, me mother-in-law wants her afghan back. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Dermo, I swear, it followed me home. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Buster, it's a rug. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
Fair enough. It's in the car. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
You still driving that banger? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
It gets me from A to... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
A. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
When it starts. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:01 | |
< Get back into the bed. Get into... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
< Look at my lips! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
< Up here! | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
< Get into... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
You OK, Mammy? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
It's your Grandad, he knocked over his glass of water in his sleep. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
Now I can't find his fuckin' teeth. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
He won't get back into bed. He thinks they're in the bed | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
and they're going to chew the balls off him. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Get in! Get in, you feck! Get into the bed! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
So, what's the other thing, Dermo? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
I have a day's work for you. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
Meet me at the toy fair at nine in the morning. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
That's great. See you in the morning. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
I'll see yas. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Mark, do you want me to say it to her? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
No, I'll tell her. Jesus. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Mark? Any chance of a push? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
No. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
It wasn't long ago we had a car like that. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Fine, then. OK, Buster, I'll give you a push. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
< Oh, thanks, Mark. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Where are ya? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
< Over here, on the swing. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:01 | |
Right, see yas. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:06 | |
< Dermot, give us a push will ya? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
< No. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
Sorry about that, love. Now, where was I? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
Oh, yes, the kitchen. You could do that. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
I can't Ma, I don't want the job that I might not be here to finish. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
What do you mean? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Mrs Brown, there's no work out there. In three weeks, Mark is | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
finished, and the chance of getting a job is, well, there's nothing. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
I know you feel like that, Betty, but you mustn't give up hope. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
We're not giving up, Mrs Brown. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
I've found some work | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
in Australia. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Oh, Jesus, we'll miss you, won't we, son? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Ma, we're all going to Australia. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
When do we leave? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Mammy. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
I, I was just trying to make light of it. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Good for you. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
You're right, you have to make a life for yourselves | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
and if you can't make it here, then you go wherever you can. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Thanks, Ma, I knew you'd understand. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
And you can visit. It's not that far. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Of course I will. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I'm getting excited now. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
Well, we're not there yet - we still have to get the visas. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Let's go to the embassy now. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
OK, let's go. See ya, Ma. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
See yas. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
How is she? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
All right, I think. But you know Mammy, Rory, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
she's putting on a brave face, but, well... | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
I know, under that hard exterior | 0:13:38 | 0:13:43 | |
is another hard exterior. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Stop, don't make me laugh. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Emigrating to Australia? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Yes. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
That's a long way away. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I know. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
That's further than America. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
I know. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
The other side of the world, it is. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
I fuckin' know. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
It's miles and miles away. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Winnie, don't volunteer for The Samaritans. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
I'm just saying. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
I had an auntie, emigrated to America. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
We never heard from her again, not even a letter. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Was this the one that was on the Titanic? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
We never heard from her again. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
Where are they going in Australia? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Somewhere outside Sydney. Poitier or something like that. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Oh, Rory, you missed it at the christening party in Foley's. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
I heard the hypnotist was brilliant and Mammy was really funny. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Oh, it was hilarious. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
What did he get her to do? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
When he had her under, he said that every time | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
he said the magic word, Mammy would think she was an Alsatian dog. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
And she was hilarious. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
And then he just clicked his fingers and she didn't even remember it. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
What was the magic word? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Triplets. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:15 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
I suppose that's the way it was with our children. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:23 | |
One minute, they're little babies, crawling on the ground... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
..and the next minute, they're all grown up. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:36 | |
Just like that. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Am I right, Agnes? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
What? Right about what? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Children growing up quick. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Then he told her that when he said another word, | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Mammy would think she was a stripper! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
What was that word? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
It was, oh, I can't remember, but it was so funny. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Fair play to that hypnotist, he was on the ball, you know, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
it being the three boys' christening, to pick that word triplets. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Throw the ball! Throw the ball! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Aaargh! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
Throw the fucking ball! | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Rory, Cathy, help! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
It's your Mammy! I think she's annoyed with me! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Winnie, what the fuck is wrong with you? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
We should contact that hypnotist to take Mammy out of that. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Yeah, we should. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
But not yet! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:04 | |
To Australia! | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
I wish you the best of luck, Betty. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Thank you, Mrs Brown. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
You'll need it, I tell ya, with all them snakes and sharks | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
and poisonous spiders that hide under the toilet seat. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
-What? -Yes. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
There's a reason they sent convicts to Australia, | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
it's a fuckin' death trap. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
It's not like that. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
A lot of Australians live in really nice places. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Yes, Dublin or London, as far away from Australia as they can. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
Aye, yeah. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Small sharks. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
What? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
Well, in the toilet, they'd have to be small sharks. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
Winnie, go up and tell Mr Foley that he wants you, will you? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
OK, love. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
I'm serious. Can you imagine sitting in the toilet, and one of them | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
creepy spiders crawling up towards your ying yang? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
It's called a funnel web. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
You call yours what you like, love, mine's a ying yang. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
How long will you stay there, Betty? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
Till she needs a shit, then she'll be on the first plane home. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
You wait and see. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Mr Foley said he didn't want me. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:12 | |
I wish he'd make up his feckin' mind. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Have the two of you decided where in Australia? | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Mark wants to go to Sydney. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Jacko and me were in Australia. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
I didn't know that, where? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Perth. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
I believe Perth is beautiful. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
We didn't like it, very cold, and the people all spoke funny. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Winnie, was it kind of like, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
"There's a moose loose about this hoose?" | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
You feckin' eejit. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
That's Canada. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Well, at least we were there. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Will you come to the toilet with me, Agnes? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Why? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
Well, in case there's one of them spider thingies, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
and it might attack me ying yang. That'd be fatal. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
For the spider. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Winnie, you're all right, they won't be there. It's only in Australia. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-C'mon, I'll go with you, c'mon. -Thanks, Agnes. -Feck's sake. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
By the way, Maria, thanks for a great night at the christening. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Oh, we really wanted to mark the occasion. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
It's not every day you get to christen triplets. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
< Woof! Woof! | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
Ya dirty bastard! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
What was that about? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
There's something I meant to tell you. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Phone! Phone! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Phone! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
'Hello, this is Agnes Brown. I'm not taking your call, | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
'because I'm trying to avoid somebody I don't like. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
'Please leave your number, and if I don't call back, it's you.' | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
BEEP | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
'Hello, Mrs Brown. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
'Damien, Father Damien. I'm on my way over to see you. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
'I heard about Mark emigrating | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
'and I thought you could use a little chat. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
'Hello? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
'I feckin' hate these things.' | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Phone! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
What's wrong with you? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Phone! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Priest. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
Message. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
I can't sleep! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
Does that smell like chloroform to you? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
There we are. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Hello, Ken! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Are you on your own? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
No, Buster's with me. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Come on, Buster. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
< I'm coming. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
Buster, sit down, son. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
No, I'll stand. I might damage the box, and that affects the value. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
Do you want a cup of tea, love? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
No, Mammy, we just called to see if you're OK. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
We heard about Mark. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Do you want a cup of tea, son? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
No, Ma, we just called in to see if you're OK. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
We heard about Mark. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Close your fuckin' mouth. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Would you like a cup of tea, son? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
No, Mammy. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
We just called in to see if you're OK. We heard about Mark. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
It's fuckin' Hawaii Five-0 now. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Would you like a cup of tea, son? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
No, Mammy, we just called in to see if you're OK. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
We heard about Mark. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
It is what it is, I'm fine. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
I might emigrate to Australia. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Buster, they stopped taking people like you in Australia | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
200 years ago. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
Well, you're all right anyway, are you, Mammy? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
I'm grand... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
I fucking can't... | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
Oh, Jesus. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
OK, this time, this time, this time. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Well, you're all right anyway, are you, Mammy? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
I'm fine, thanks for thinking about me, Elvis. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Dermo, can I take a break? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
No. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Aw, come on, Dermo, I just want a chance to think outside the box. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
< Shut up, Buster. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
< Hiya, Mark! Hiya, Bono. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
-Hiya, Ma! -Hello, son. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Oh, look at you, Bono. So big. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
Ma, I'm looking for a certificate. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
It's for me application for Australia. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
What kind of certificate? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
Baptism. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
Do you have any idea where it might... I know where it is. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
I know where it is. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
Hiya, Bono! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-Are you sad? -Aye. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Do you want to see something funny? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
Aye. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Watch this. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Triplets! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
It's nice to see you smiling, mister. What's so funny? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Nothing, Granny. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
Right, that's me back to work, I'll see yas later. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
See ya, love. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
I don't want to go to Australia, Granny. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Don't be silly, it'll be a great adventure. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
New school, new friends. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
But no Granny. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
No. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
But I can visit. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
You wait and see, you'll be sick of me out there, I swear. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Hello, Father, c'mon in. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
You know, I don't know a lot about Australia, | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
but I know it has gorgeous beaches and everybody has a sun tan. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
-Really? -Yes, it's like Skegness. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
I have a great idea. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
What? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
Mammy and Daddy can go to Australia, and I will stay here with you. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
No. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
Please, Granny? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Wait a second, Father. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
No, I wouldn't want you here in my way, under me feet. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
No, go to Australia. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
But I won't be any trouble. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
No, you go to Australia with your Mammy and your Daddy. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Fine. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
I don't want to see you ever again! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Bono! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Thanks, Ma. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
Ah, hello, Mrs Brown! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Oh, that's all I fuckin' need now. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
Hiya, Sharon. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
Ah, howya, Cathy? | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
Here, do you remember the hypnotist the other night? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
Yeah, why? What's he saying? | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
That rash was there before I went near him. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
No! Do you have a number for him? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Oh, yeah, I have his card somewhere. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
Mammy is still hypnotised. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Oh, here. -Thanks. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
I couldn't remember the other magic word, | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
the one that turned her into a stripper? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Oh, yeah, baptism. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
I'm fine. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
I don't need counselling, I'm fine. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
OK, but still, I mean, I haven't seen you since the baptism. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:42 | |
I know you're upset about Mark emigrating, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
but something many of my parishioners have gone through, | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
virtually on a daily basis. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Mrs Brown? | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
Mrs... Emigration isn't... | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
Mrs Brown! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
Are you all right, Mrs Brown? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
There's no place like home! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Mrs Brown! What are you doing? | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
I really have to be leaving soon. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
Not yet, Mr Lavine. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Cluck-cluck-cluck! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
Woof! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:38 | |
Cluck! Cluck! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
Just a few more minutes. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Woof! Woof! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
Good night. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
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# Sassy old lady full of tricks | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
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