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evening from No Such Thing As The News. | :00:33. | :00:35. | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | :00:36. | :00:51. | |
Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing As The News. Coming | :00:52. | :00:57. | |
to you from up the creek in Greenwich London. I'm Dan Schreiber | :00:58. | :01:01. | |
I'm sitting here with Anna Ptaszynski, Andrew Hunter Murray and | :01:02. | :01:04. | |
James Harkin. CHEERING AND | :01:05. | :01:04. | |
APPLAUSE. Each week we will be presenting to | :01:05. | :01:15. | |
you the most interesting stories we found in the news in the last seven | :01:16. | :01:20. | |
days. No particular order, here we go. Starting with you, Andrew Hunter | :01:21. | :01:24. | |
Murray. My fact is, that the first time the British Cabinet approved | :01:25. | :01:29. | |
plans for a third runway at Heathrow the check-in desk was still a row of | :01:30. | :01:32. | |
tents. There it is. When was that? 1946. It was as it | :01:33. | :01:46. | |
opened as a civilian airfield. 46, two runways. They said - we need a | :01:47. | :01:51. | |
third one at some point. That's a good idea, let's do that. They have | :01:52. | :01:54. | |
kind of been having that discussion since then. The The decision was | :01:55. | :01:59. | |
meant to happen this week. It has been put off for one week. 0 years | :02:00. | :02:04. | |
so far, one more week won't make that much difference. There is | :02:05. | :02:07. | |
another sub-committee who look into it next week. Within a week of that | :02:08. | :02:11. | |
they hold the Commons vote. That vote is only to see what the Commons | :02:12. | :02:16. | |
thinks of it. Then they have to have a public consultation. Then they | :02:17. | :02:20. | |
have to something called a National Policy Statement. The whole thing | :02:21. | :02:25. | |
could take up top two years. If Trump gets in we will all be living | :02:26. | :02:29. | |
in tents anyway. They are nice tents. Like clamping. They are nice | :02:30. | :02:36. | |
on the inside. Sofas and bowls of flowers. It sounds significantly | :02:37. | :02:42. | |
better than check-in now. Yes. So, Vote Trump. | :02:43. | :02:44. | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. The third busiest airport in the | :02:45. | :02:51. | |
world. It makes sense that would happen. I was reading that basically | :02:52. | :02:56. | |
they have four invisible roundabouts above the airport. What? So many | :02:57. | :03:03. | |
planes are landing, they don't have time to facilitate landing them all | :03:04. | :03:06. | |
on a direct route. They have four spaces in the world, called stats. | :03:07. | :03:12. | |
It's basically just a giant invisible roundabout. You spend 20 | :03:13. | :03:21. | |
minutes circling around for round it abouts. Is it give way to the left? | :03:22. | :03:26. | |
You said moving to the left. Scientists in Queensland, at the | :03:27. | :03:33. | |
University of Queens lance land are using budgies to stop plane crashes? | :03:34. | :03:39. | |
I giant? They are normal size. Are he this using them as those bats to | :03:40. | :03:44. | |
wave. What they've done, they noticed if you get a load of budgies | :03:45. | :03:50. | |
in a small area they don't fly into each other that much. They filmed a | :03:51. | :03:55. | |
group of them. When they come near each other they always turn right. | :03:56. | :04:00. | |
If each one is turning right they always miss each other. Hold on. Can | :04:01. | :04:04. | |
I check. We hadn't worked out that in order to not crash into each | :04:05. | :04:07. | |
other we had to have a system where by we knew which way to turn when we | :04:08. | :04:15. | |
saw an oncoming plane we had to wait for the budgies to tell us. A plane | :04:16. | :04:19. | |
had to land on three wheels this week. It was a British Airways | :04:20. | :04:22. | |
plane. It was leaving London to go to Chicago and then I think the | :04:23. | :04:26. | |
pilots realised that their wheel under carriage was locked am they | :04:27. | :04:29. | |
wouldn't be able to get the wheels out properly and land properly. They | :04:30. | :04:36. | |
turned around. It landed on three wheels rather than five. It's | :04:37. | :04:39. | |
common. It's called a belly landing if there is a malfunction with the | :04:40. | :04:46. | |
plane. It's called a gear uplanding if the pilot forgets to put the | :04:47. | :04:50. | |
wheels down. Is it that he forgets or something goes wrong? It's always | :04:51. | :04:56. | |
human errorsor. When they don't go down it's human error. No. There is | :04:57. | :05:00. | |
a book called Aviation Management, there is an old flying adadge, there | :05:01. | :05:06. | |
are two types of pilot, those who have landed gear up and those that | :05:07. | :05:14. | |
will. Wow! They have noticed that budgies always put their feet down | :05:15. | :05:16. | |
when they land. That's really interesting. | :05:17. | :05:22. | |
APPLAUSE. Heathrow was almost called Swintonfield after the Air Minister. | :05:23. | :05:37. | |
People worried people from other countries couldn't pronounced | :05:38. | :05:40. | |
Heathrow. The first ever take off and landing at Heathrow was in 1925, | :05:41. | :05:44. | |
way before the airport was actually there. It was a pilot called Norm | :05:45. | :05:49. | |
app Mak Milan am he needed somewhere to land because his plane was in | :05:50. | :05:52. | |
trouble. . He saw this patch in Hounslow. He went down, he landed. | :05:53. | :05:57. | |
Later on he took off and he thought - this is a nice flat bit. That is | :05:58. | :06:04. | |
how Heathrow became Heathrow. Before they used its a an airport it was | :06:05. | :06:14. | |
used for ploughing competitions. I was following a ploughing | :06:15. | :06:17. | |
competition in America, just recently... What do you mean | :06:18. | :06:22. | |
following? Like, in the news. I read it was happening. Very exciting. Is | :06:23. | :06:29. | |
it. Great ploughers out there. It's a worldwide thing. Did it make you | :06:30. | :06:34. | |
wonder why they ever made an airport when ploughing... Why do you needed | :06:35. | :06:40. | |
to go anywhere. Some people have to get to the ploughing competition. | :06:41. | :06:43. | |
Another bit of news about airports that appeared in the last couple of | :06:44. | :06:47. | |
weeks. It's worth everyone knowing. It's that in Iraq the Transport | :06:48. | :06:51. | |
Minister recently did a conference in which to announce the fact they | :06:52. | :06:54. | |
were constructing a new airport. During the conference he announced a | :06:55. | :06:57. | |
very important historical fact, which is that Iraq actually had the | :06:58. | :07:02. | |
oldest airport ever in the world. This is during his actual | :07:03. | :07:08. | |
presentation. Perhaps many do not know that the first airport to be | :07:09. | :07:18. | |
built on planet earth, 5,000 years ago, was built here. When they | :07:19. | :07:25. | |
settled here they knew well that atmosphere was suitable for flying | :07:26. | :07:29. | |
to Uter space. It was from here that the spaceships took off towards the | :07:30. | :07:34. | |
other planets. That is the Iraqi Transport Minister. We need to move | :07:35. | :07:38. | |
on very shortly. Does anyone have anything before we do? This is | :07:39. | :07:42. | |
another thing from earlier on this year about aeroplanes. Iron Maiden, | :07:43. | :07:46. | |
the band, heavy metal band they got a new aeroplane this year. In fact, | :07:47. | :07:51. | |
their lead singer is also a pilot. He flies all their planes when they | :07:52. | :07:55. | |
go places. They had to alter their travel plans this year because they | :07:56. | :07:58. | |
were supposed to touch down in tort Monday, it turned out that the metal | :07:59. | :08:07. | |
out of which their plane was built was too heavy and had to reconnect | :08:08. | :08:13. | |
their flight and get a connecting bus. Amazing. Fantastic. OK. We will | :08:14. | :08:22. | |
have to move on to our second fact of the show. That is, James Harkin. | :08:23. | :08:30. | |
This week's leaked Hillary Clinton speeches only exist because her | :08:31. | :08:33. | |
staff were sending them to each other saying, "what are we going to | :08:34. | :08:41. | |
do if these get leaked?" That's in an actual email that they... Yes. | :08:42. | :08:46. | |
Basically, she did these speeches to Wall Street. It's a bit | :08:47. | :08:51. | |
controversial because a lot of Democrats don't think she should be | :08:52. | :08:53. | |
close to Wall Street. It's embarrassing for her. They didn't | :08:54. | :08:56. | |
want anyone to see these things. People were sending them to each | :08:57. | :09:00. | |
other saying, "what are we going to do?" Her campaign Chairman had his | :09:01. | :09:05. | |
emails leaked which meant we saw all the conversations about these | :09:06. | :09:08. | |
speeches. Right. That is how we get to know about them. The Clinton team | :09:09. | :09:14. | |
haven't confirmed or denied that these leaks are real. Hillary's | :09:15. | :09:21. | |
running mate doesn't give any creedance to the documents because | :09:22. | :09:23. | |
he doesn't know if they are accurate. There has been polling out | :09:24. | :09:30. | |
today shows that one in four 18-35-year-olds would prefer a giant | :09:31. | :09:35. | |
meet other to hit either of the candidates. Not one, either. It's a | :09:36. | :09:44. | |
weird election where you could put Nick Clegg against these two and he | :09:45. | :09:49. | |
would win, right? There is only one way that I can see that Donald Trump | :09:50. | :09:53. | |
could win this election, and that is if they hold it in Russia. Because, | :09:54. | :10:02. | |
Wayne Gallop did a poll of 45 countries in the world, which | :10:03. | :10:06. | |
represents 75% of the world's population and asked, would you vote | :10:07. | :10:10. | |
for Hillary or Trump. In Russia Trump has a 23% lead. In America | :10:11. | :10:15. | |
Hillary has a 7% lead. Everywhere else in the world she has a higher | :10:16. | :10:20. | |
lead than she does in America. She has 9% lead in China, 49% lead in | :10:21. | :10:34. | |
the UK, 80% lead in Portugal. 80%. Trump gets 5%ed in Portugal against | :10:35. | :10:38. | |
her 85 and some don't knows. They all went for the meet other. -- | :10:39. | :10:49. | |
meter. Tior. He has a lead against robots. An academic story of the | :10:50. | :10:55. | |
first first debate and reaction online. Trump got four times as many | :10:56. | :11:02. | |
tweets from bots than Clinton. If you fweet more than 50 times a day | :11:03. | :11:06. | |
you are probably a robot, that is how they measure it. Bots tend to | :11:07. | :11:10. | |
follow many more accounts than they are followed by in turn. A sign that | :11:11. | :11:18. | |
they do not have real friends. All these really depressed people | :11:19. | :11:21. | |
listening to this. On Clinton, there is this scandal about the fact she | :11:22. | :11:25. | |
helicopter emails on a private server. An article this week said | :11:26. | :11:30. | |
Clinton was unaware of the requirement in 2012 to turn over her | :11:31. | :11:35. | |
emails when she left office that may be due to to a concussion in 2012. | :11:36. | :11:41. | |
She fainted aed at home, hit her head and was sick for a while and | :11:42. | :11:44. | |
had trouble remembering stuff said in meetings. She had to wear a | :11:45. | :11:47. | |
special pair of glasses for a while and I didn't know these were a | :11:48. | :11:53. | |
thing. They are called frenal glasses. On her left eye, that is | :11:54. | :11:59. | |
not normal glasses. That is a frenal lens. She's a Trump voting robot! | :12:00. | :12:12. | |
They are in lighthouses? That is the original frenal lens. That causes a | :12:13. | :12:19. | |
lighthouse to be able to project light much further it corrects | :12:20. | :12:24. | |
double vision, which is what she had. Who the hell is that? That was | :12:25. | :12:31. | |
the poster girl for the lens in the 1930s. Maybe she's born with it, | :12:32. | :12:37. | |
maybe it's the frenal. Isn't that cool. She had the glasses to correct | :12:38. | :12:42. | |
her double vision for ages. This This is about WikiLeaks. Julian much | :12:43. | :12:52. | |
Assange has been in the news because Pamela Anderson visited him. There | :12:53. | :12:55. | |
was a tweet from WikiLeaks saying that the internet link has been | :12:56. | :12:58. | |
intentionally severed by a state party. We have activated the | :12:59. | :13:03. | |
appropriate contingency plans. It sounds like they are having a party | :13:04. | :13:07. | |
and they are like, what should we do... The conspiracy is that Pamela | :13:08. | :13:14. | |
Anderson went in as a government agent and poisoned him. You would | :13:15. | :13:20. | |
pick someone inconspicuous. The most famous woman in the world... In the | :13:21. | :13:30. | |
90s! What! I was reading into his Assange's time at the Ecuadorian | :13:31. | :13:33. | |
embassy. He is in a small section of the building. He runs two accounts. | :13:34. | :13:37. | |
The Wikileak account. This is his other account. It's called Embassy | :13:38. | :13:42. | |
Cat. It was a Cat that was given to him. It's interested in counter | :13:43. | :13:51. | |
purrvelance and supposedly he tweets daily from this account. You say he | :13:52. | :13:57. | |
lives in a small room. The ladies toilet. He had a room which was | :13:58. | :14:02. | |
bigger. He couldn't really sleep because it was near Harrods loading | :14:03. | :14:05. | |
bay. When the police change shifts it always woke him up. He found the | :14:06. | :14:11. | |
quietest place in the building it was the ladies toilets. They ripped | :14:12. | :14:14. | |
out the toilets and sinks and put a bed in there. He has a treadmill | :14:15. | :14:20. | |
which was donated to him by Ken Loach the director who wanted to | :14:21. | :14:24. | |
make sure he got exercise. He says he does four to five miles a day on | :14:25. | :14:31. | |
that treadmill. He got it in December 2012. I calculated how many | :14:32. | :14:37. | |
miles he's actually run inside the Ecuadorian embassy. He's run by | :14:38. | :14:42. | |
5,600 miles and 7,000 miles, right. I thought, OK. How far is that | :14:43. | :14:45. | |
actually if you were running in a straight line? What I worked out... | :14:46. | :14:52. | |
The same distance. Oh, right. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. | :14:53. | :14:58. | |
It is incredibly far to run. That would mean he has run the equivalent | :14:59. | :15:04. | |
miles if he started at the London Embassy he could have run all the | :15:05. | :15:08. | |
way by now to Equador! . | :15:09. | :15:13. | |
That's how far he has run in theory in that one room in the Equadorian | :15:14. | :15:25. | |
embassy! We are half-way through the show and | :15:26. | :15:28. | |
it is time to look at the stories that you sent in via e-mails and | :15:29. | :15:33. | |
social media. We're going to start with you Andy. This was sent in by | :15:34. | :15:41. | |
Laura. It is that police are looking for two female pensioners suspected | :15:42. | :15:45. | |
of stealing a six foot high portrait of Steve McQueen from an Irish hotel | :15:46. | :15:52. | |
with the aid of a zimmer frame! LAUGHTER | :15:53. | :15:54. | |
Sadly, sadly, they found it was too big to fit into their car and it was | :15:55. | :15:57. | |
discovered with slight damage outside a nearby restaurant. | :15:58. | :15:59. | |
LAUGHTER James, what have you got? Mine came | :16:00. | :16:04. | |
from Matthew Lowe on Twitter. It is that a group of crows in Hull have | :16:05. | :16:09. | |
turned violent and started attacking pigeons! Due to the closure of their | :16:10. | :16:15. | |
favourite branch of McDonald's! LAUGHTER | :16:16. | :16:22. | |
Anna? This is from a viewer. Leicester man has admitted stealing | :16:23. | :16:26. | |
13 blocks of cheese worth ?39 from a supermarket. He said he was not sure | :16:27. | :16:30. | |
at the time how much cheese he had taken or what he would have done | :16:31. | :16:35. | |
with it! LAUGHTER | :16:36. | :16:38. | |
OK. It is time to move on to fact number three and that is my fact. My | :16:39. | :16:43. | |
fact this week is that this week's scientists have announced that they | :16:44. | :16:46. | |
have finally worked out why the sky goes dark at night. | :16:47. | :16:52. | |
Is it because the sun's not there? LAUGHTER | :16:53. | :16:57. | |
You would think that, right? That's why it goes dark. But it is not. | :16:58. | :17:07. | |
Well, test me theory. So... 200 years ago there was a German | :17:08. | :17:12. | |
astronomer and he had this thought which is that if we live in a | :17:13. | :17:17. | |
universe with an infinite number of stars how come at night if it is | :17:18. | :17:20. | |
completely coated with light from the stars, are we not just in | :17:21. | :17:24. | |
permanent daylight? So many theories were put forward about this. A lot | :17:25. | :17:29. | |
of people thought that one of the reasons that he might have got it | :17:30. | :17:33. | |
wrong about the infin it star idea is that actually we're not coated as | :17:34. | :17:38. | |
it is with stars at the moment. But very recently a research team in | :17:39. | :17:42. | |
Nottingham has found a whole new batch of galaxies. I spoke to the | :17:43. | :17:45. | |
guy who was part of the research team. We spoke on Skype. Here is a | :17:46. | :17:53. | |
picture of him. Professor Christopher. This is a by-product of | :17:54. | :18:00. | |
a major, major discovery which is there are way more gal agosies in | :18:01. | :18:05. | |
the universe than we thought and they plug the houles holes in the | :18:06. | :18:12. | |
night sky therefore we are completely covered in light. It | :18:13. | :18:16. | |
reverts to another theory, the gas in the universe absorbs light, but | :18:17. | :18:19. | |
that's the reason we have dark skies at night. That's true. It is partly | :18:20. | :18:23. | |
the light could be absorbed by the gas or by dust. It is partly by | :18:24. | :18:28. | |
something called red shift which means as they go further away, they | :18:29. | :18:33. | |
appear more red and they go into the infa red part of the spectrum we | :18:34. | :18:37. | |
can't see and because the universe is expanding, some of the stars are | :18:38. | :18:41. | |
further away, but basically, it is because the sun's not there. | :18:42. | :18:45. | |
APPLAUSE We do get sometimes quite | :18:46. | :18:49. | |
interesting light at night. There was a photo taken this week and I | :18:50. | :18:55. | |
have not heard of this before, but it is a moonbow. It is a rainbow at | :18:56. | :19:04. | |
night. That's night-time. How cool? You get fogbows as well. The same as | :19:05. | :19:08. | |
rain really, it is just a different kind of... | :19:09. | :19:13. | |
LAUGHTER. There is one more development in | :19:14. | :19:17. | |
space this week which is isn't really in space. But it is... It is | :19:18. | :19:23. | |
a new theoretical entity in space. It is a new nation which has been | :19:24. | :19:29. | |
founded. There is a Russian scientist launched this as a | :19:30. | :19:33. | |
theoretical nation that's meant to cause peace and stop conflict | :19:34. | :19:41. | |
spreading to earth. You can sign up via the website and I'm a citizen | :19:42. | :19:47. | |
and it is pretty easy! They just need your e-mail and aning bank | :19:48. | :19:52. | |
details for some reason! I did this as well. Anna? I haven't done it. | :19:53. | :20:03. | |
I'm a foreigner. LAUGHTER | :20:04. | :20:06. | |
Less than a week after this thing launched, it has more citizens than | :20:07. | :20:11. | |
Barbados, it is pretty good. Over 400,000 people signed up. One thing | :20:12. | :20:20. | |
in space this week they have tikanaughts. I saw a great video of | :20:21. | :20:25. | |
the launch they did and the Chinese do something fantastic just on the | :20:26. | :20:29. | |
count of two before they go up. I'm going to show you a video and this | :20:30. | :20:33. | |
is of the astronauts as they are sitting inside with a five countdown | :20:34. | :20:36. | |
going on within the shuttle. Here we go. It is, four, three, hello! | :20:37. | :20:46. | |
LAUGHTER Just a little salute. Keep your | :20:47. | :20:52. | |
hands on the wheels at two! Sadly, it is like no hands! | :20:53. | :20:58. | |
So they're going up to the Chinese space station. They are going to | :20:59. | :21:02. | |
have another space station, it will be ten times better because it is | :21:03. | :21:07. | |
newer. There will have a robotic grappling arm, but the Pentagon have | :21:08. | :21:11. | |
voiced concerns that China maybe testing these technologies so they | :21:12. | :21:15. | |
might reach out and touch another country's satellite! | :21:16. | :21:20. | |
LAUGHTER Space pervert! | :21:21. | :21:31. | |
You would expect such a thing from the Trump administration. Just grab | :21:32. | :21:36. | |
them by the satellite! OK, we need to move on to our final | :21:37. | :21:44. | |
fact of the show and that is Anna. My fact, there is a four meter wide | :21:45. | :21:49. | |
hole in Sir David Attenborough's bottom! It must be lovely having a | :21:50. | :21:54. | |
series. Thank you for watching. This is the news this week that the RRS, | :21:55. | :22:01. | |
Sir David Attenborough which is the ship better known as Boaty Mc Boat | :22:02. | :22:06. | |
Face it has a four meter wide hole in the bottom. It will be a research | :22:07. | :22:12. | |
ship that will go to the Poles, the Arctic and Antarctic and do research | :22:13. | :22:16. | |
there over the next few years and they have built it a wet porch... | :22:17. | :22:22. | |
That sounds disgusting! I didn't want to say David Attenborough has a | :22:23. | :22:26. | |
wet porch! I don't know why! So this is a hole that runs from the | :22:27. | :22:30. | |
deck right to the bottom of the ship and it means that you can conduct | :22:31. | :22:33. | |
experiments more easily so if you need to drop equipment into the | :22:34. | :22:36. | |
water it is a steadier environment in which to do it rather than | :22:37. | :22:39. | |
dropping it over the sides because the water will be calmer and because | :22:40. | :22:43. | |
it will be ploughing through ice, a lot, it will be able to cut through | :22:44. | :22:49. | |
one meter thick ice, you can drop equipment in because all around the | :22:50. | :22:55. | |
boat will be ice. It has a huge hole in the bottom of the boat. That's | :22:56. | :22:59. | |
very cool. It is the big news this week that David Attenborough went | :23:00. | :23:02. | |
down to see the ship being fitted with its keel and they do an | :23:03. | :23:05. | |
interesting thing with the coin. They press a coin into the bottom of | :23:06. | :23:11. | |
it. So the coin they put in was a newly be minted coin from the | :23:12. | :23:16. | |
British Antarctic area. They are minted to be used in the Antarctic! | :23:17. | :23:22. | |
I'm not really sure what people can buy there because they are not legal | :23:23. | :23:26. | |
tender in the UK either. They can only be used there. Not only that, | :23:27. | :23:30. | |
it is part of the Antarctic which we claim, but no one else in the world | :23:31. | :23:34. | |
believes that we own! LAUGHTER | :23:35. | :23:37. | |
Well, I think when they see this, they'll change their mind! So we | :23:38. | :23:43. | |
should say that Boaty Mc Face has a role to play, quite an important | :23:44. | :23:47. | |
role and David Attenborough was sweet on the Today programme, Boaty | :23:48. | :23:52. | |
Mc Boat Face is the little submarine that they are going to allow to | :23:53. | :23:56. | |
descend, but it is very Independent. It can go 6,000 meters down below | :23:57. | :24:00. | |
sea level to explore the sea and it will be able to remain at sea for | :24:01. | :24:04. | |
many months at a time and we have got a picture of the sign that was | :24:05. | :24:08. | |
at the opening ceremony. So they are trying to get people to take it more | :24:09. | :24:13. | |
seriously and that was the sign they put up of Boaty Mc Boat Face. They | :24:14. | :24:18. | |
invited David Attenborough, I wonder if they invited the man who | :24:19. | :24:24. | |
suggested Boaty Mc Boat Face. I found him on Twitter and he was | :24:25. | :24:27. | |
invited. So that's really nice, but he said he was too busy! I think he | :24:28. | :24:37. | |
kind of regretted it instantly because so much flak came towards | :24:38. | :24:44. | |
him even in his bio he suggests regret because his bio line reads, | :24:45. | :24:51. | |
"The reason we can't have nice things, hashtag boaty McBoat face." | :24:52. | :24:56. | |
A really cool thing about the people who are building this boat. They are | :24:57. | :25:03. | |
called Cammell Laird. They are a famous boat building company. They | :25:04. | :25:07. | |
invented the mechanism on the London Underground that doesn't crush you | :25:08. | :25:10. | |
as you try to walk through the doorsment they had a contract to | :25:11. | :25:15. | |
build London Underground trains in the 1920s and they came up with | :25:16. | :25:19. | |
recycling doors which if they touched anything they'd re-open so | :25:20. | :25:23. | |
they wouldn't crush you and it was a complete disaster at first! Fingers | :25:24. | :25:29. | |
everywhere! No, they longed for the injuries of the past because what | :25:30. | :25:35. | |
was happening, I read this in a book called London Underground electric | :25:36. | :25:39. | |
train and passengers discovered its major weakness, they could use it to | :25:40. | :25:43. | |
wait for late comers especially if the late comer happened to be an | :25:44. | :25:50. | |
attractive lady. It caused massive delays. So people would just stand | :25:51. | :25:58. | |
there and wait for an attractive lady. We're going to have to wrap up | :25:59. | :26:01. | |
soon. Does anyone have anything before we do? Just one more thing | :26:02. | :26:08. | |
about that vote. So David Attenborough came fourth in that | :26:09. | :26:11. | |
vote, but they went for it anyway, but that's not what it is called, it | :26:12. | :26:17. | |
is called Sir David Attenborough and Sir David Attenborough came 57th. | :26:18. | :26:24. | |
Boats and names that beat him were, names that beat that name include I | :26:25. | :26:34. | |
Like Big Boats Sca and I Can Not Lie. Boats scabbing back Mountain | :26:35. | :26:53. | |
and I have collected a few of these. Usain Boat. And Ice, Ice Baby and | :26:54. | :27:07. | |
Clifford The Big Red Boat. That's all of our facts. Just time to share | :27:08. | :27:11. | |
with you the stories we didn't have time to get to and we'll start with | :27:12. | :27:16. | |
James. My fact is about this billboard. It has been erected in | :27:17. | :27:20. | |
Michigan and it is a message for Donald Trump that you can't read | :27:21. | :27:32. | |
this, but you're scared of it! LAUGHTER | :27:33. | :27:42. | |
Adam, what Scan a that BBC Breakfast apologised for showing a picture of | :27:43. | :27:46. | |
an escaped gorilla instead of Nicola Sturgeon. We have got a video of it | :27:47. | :27:50. | |
here. Coming up in the programme, we're going to be joined by Scottish | :27:51. | :27:53. | |
First Minister, Nicola Sturgeon. We'll talk to her about plans for a | :27:54. | :28:06. | |
second referendum on independence. LAUGHTER | :28:07. | :28:09. | |
Andy, what have you got? The Vladimir Putin calendar 2017 has | :28:10. | :28:13. | |
been published and it shows him respectively in a tree! | :28:14. | :28:17. | |
LAUGHTER In a wetsuit! | :28:18. | :28:23. | |
With a kitten. And getting into a combine harvester! | :28:24. | :28:31. | |
APPLAUSE OK, that's it. That's all from me | :28:32. | :28:36. | |
Annie, James and Anna will be back next week. We have been No Such | :28:37. | :28:39. | |
Thing As The News. Goodbye. Dan has escaped from a zoo. No Such | :28:40. | :28:55. | |
Thing As The News will be back next week at the same time. Bye-bye. Good | :28:56. | :28:57. | |
night. It says here that you're taking over | :28:58. | :29:06. | |
as the new host of QI. Oh, for goodness' sake! | :29:07. | :29:09. | |
Celebrity tittle-tattle. | :29:10. | :29:12. |