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Come on in with the box. Easy, easy does it.

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Here we go.

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# Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day is a day for romance. #

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Mmm, you can really smell the sex in the air,

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-isn't it?

-Yeah, what is that smell, actually?

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I actually got us a really good deal on 40 crates of mackerel, you know?

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And, like, you know, seafood on Valentine's Day,

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it's like an aphrodisiac.

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Yeah, but I don't think that applies to gone-off mackerel.

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Oh, balloons, you did that as well?

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-Yeah.

-Ti-ti!

-They're all over, look behind you.

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I feel the love. Hey, all you need is love.

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Isn't it?

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-And maybe some lovely mackerel.

-HE LAUGHS

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Oh, come on, Kevin, she's not going to wait for you.

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Oh, Kevin, come on!

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-I'm just looking for something. One minute.

-Stop looking!

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-Now, Kevin!

-SHE GROANS

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I can't find my chinos.

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-Forget your chinos, let's just go!

-All right, cool.

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Don't forget the bag!

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Bag, bag.

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-Got the bag.

-SHE GROANS

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OK, I got the bag.

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-Good.

-Where's Craig?

-He's out with his dad. Just hurry up!

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Ssshhhh. Keep it down, Grindah's asleep.

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I don't give a fuck about Grindah!

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Just get me to the hospital and get her out of me!

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-OK.

-Yeah?

-How do you want to do it?

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-Cos I've only got the ped.

-Call a cab!

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-OK, yeah, call a cab. All right.

-SHE GROANS

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Oh, yeah, there's this mad thing called Uber, you heard about it?

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Oh, it says I need to update my card details.

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Do you know your card number?

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-GROANS:

-Hurry...the fuck...up!

-OK, OK.

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Big day today - Valentine's Special,

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so we're going to have a little aerial revamp,

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make sure the signal's extra crispy, innit, mate?

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-You get on that soon, all right?

-I'm just going to meet my nan, man,

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but I'll see you lot in a bit.

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You're meeting... It's Valentine's... Steves.

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-I always meet her.

-Fuck's sake.

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Beats has fucked off already.

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Great, so I'm left on my own again.

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-I'll be about, man.

-I mean one of the main ones.

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Fuck's sake. Yeah,

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Valentine's Day is one of the most important sets in

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the Kurupt calendar,

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and I'll tell you why, cos we see it as a way of building up listeners,

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yeah? Think about it. Like, usually,

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you'd just be listening to Kurupt on your ones, innit, yeah?

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But on Valentine's Day you'll be there with your girl or your man or

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whatever, so that's already double the listeners, at least.

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Cos obviously some cultures have more than one partner.

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But we see that more as a bonus.

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OK, enjoy it.

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Hey, happy Valentine's Day.

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Oh, threesome.

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Very European.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Kevin, you old slut.

-HE LAUGHS

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What? What, right now?!

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OK, um... Yeah, yeah, OK, stay calm, mate!

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Kevin, STAY CALM!

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OK, OK, OK, yeah, I'll come, I can come!

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I can come, yeah, I can come!

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Um... Let me just...

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I'll bring the Merc.

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Listen. Oh, my keys. I gotta...

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Where's my keys? Where's my keys?

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-I don't know.

-I put them here some...

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I totally understand what you're going through.

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You do not understand.

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I do NOT understand what you're going through.

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You are not even close to understanding.

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# Twinkle, twinkle... #

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-Fuck you!

-SHE GROANS

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-Chabzilla.

-SHE GROANS

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Yeah, it's getting a bit nuts here, mate.

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Yeah, we're getting a bit sectiony.

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-Yeah. Oh, he's pulling up, he's pulling up.

-HORN TOOTS

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-Help me!

-Let's go.

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-Help...me!

-Yeah, please.

-Help me.

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-Help me!

-Help me. Help ME.

-SHE GROANS

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You spoken to Beats yet?

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Nah, he's on some, like,

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"Oh, I'm going down the hospital

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"because I care about Roche and want

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"to hold her hand while she's having a baby."

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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When Angel was born, did I miss a set?

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-No.

-No, no, I didn't, no.

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Exactly. Cos I put radio before everything,

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because I actually care about it.

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Plus I didn't really clock that's why

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I had all of the missed calls from Decoy and Miche.

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I'd like you to add a little backcomb as well,

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just to give it a bit more volume.

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Yeah.

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You had any Valentine's Day cards, Tyler?

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-A fair few.

-Yeah, I bet you did!

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Look at him, he's such a little player.

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You can tell cos he's got the earring.

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That's how you tell a player.

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He's single. He's available, Miche.

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Just saying. What am I like?

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I'm turning into my mother.

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Well, people have asked me if I think that me and Grindah are going

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to get back together, and the answer at the moment is, I don't know.

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I mean, it all depends on him.

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'What's your Facebook status?'

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Oh, God. Yeah.

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That took me days to work out.

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I went for "it's complicated", because, I mean,

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the situation IS complicated.

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I didn't really know what that meant before but now, yeah,

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I really understand it.

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Oh, lovely.

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Who are they for?

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Uh, Susan.

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Oh, more for Susan.

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You little whore-bag!

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-Wow.

-Thank you.

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Oh, they're beautiful, thank you very much.

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Oh, someone's getting lucky.

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Where are you going to put them, in your living room?

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Yeah. I'll put them with all the others.

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Taxi for the lady with the flowers!

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Right, pull up, mate.

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SHE GROANS

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Right, cool, let's go. OK, stay clenched.

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-I'm clenching.

-Keep clenching.

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All right.

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Get out of the way, you!

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-Do you need anything from the bag?

-No, no, keep going!

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I've got Lucozade... Oh, fuck!

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-What, what, what?

-I've got Craig's bag.

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-What?!

-It's just got an empty packet of ham and a pencil case in it.

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-I don't want any fucking ham!

-Let me check the pencil case,

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-there might be something useful in it.

-Yeah, good idea.

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Just forget about the pencil case, OK? Just go!

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Forget about that. OK, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Which way?

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-No, no, no!

-Right!

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-No, right, right, right!

-SHE GROANS

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(OK, come on.)

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Right, we're all clear.

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Time for you lot to see who the real soldier of Kurupt FM is, yeah?

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Keep it down, yeah? Here she is.

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Fucking hell, it's high, innit?

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Every general needs their army working as a unit,

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do you know what I mean?

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So you need your team there to be, like, pre-rolling your zoots,

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like, making sure the phone's charged, track listing right, like,

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there's just better things to think about.

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Check the aerial, make sure it's crisp.

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Oh... Oh, fuck!

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This is mental.

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Someone in my position shouldn't be doing things like this.

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Hold on.

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Fanta.

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Is it sounding clearer?

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Well, is it sounding worse, then?

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No, well, then say it's sounding clearer, then.

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Don't... Right, good.

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Seen Lorna's new whip?

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'What's been your favourite Valentine's Day?'

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Me and my nan once went to this place called Blackpool,

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where there's these...

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'They do this lights thing.'

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-Come through.

-Steve?

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Easy. 'And we, well, we...'

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I did acid and she, like,

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had a glass of wine and we just had a really nice evening.

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# Nan-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, Nan. #

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You seen my nan, Pete?

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-Uh...

-Hi, Steve, um...

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Can we have a little chat, please, in private?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah? OK, um, the number that you gave us,

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-it's not working, it's wrong.

-Oh, yeah, no,

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I always give fake numbers out to people I don't know, sorry.

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Just come in the office here, darling.

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Has my nan been in trouble again?

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There you go.

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Just take a... Just take a seat.

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Can't really see much, stained glass.

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-Kevin.

-It's fucking madness in there.

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Did you get my message about the bag?

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-Yeah, man.

-Yes.

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Roche has been switching about this.

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HE SIGHS

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HE BURPS

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I'm knackered.

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Mum's doing all right as well.

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-Yeah?

-All right, boys, I'll be back in a bit.

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-Nice one, Chabsy...

-Good luck, mate.

-Appreciate it, man.

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-No worries.

-All right. It's ten centimetres now.

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Ten centimetres.

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The beautiful, disgusting miracle of birth.

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How you doing, though, Craig, you all right, yeah?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah?

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You must be so excited, mate.

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You're about to have a little brother.

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-Sister.

-Don't be too sure, mate, OK?

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I had...

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I had a friend once who was

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unfortunately born with a micro-penis...

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And...

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You know, for months they thought I was...

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they thought he was a girl.

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What?

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Anyway, I better shoot off anyway, I got stuff to do.

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See you in a bit, yeah?

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My nan always says that you have to live for the moment,

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cos tomorrow might never happen and yesterday don't matter.

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You have to be in the present.

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What day is it today, Wednesday?

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-Tuesday.

-'It's Friday.'

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Friday.

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# It's about time that I spat this rhyme

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# About this day called Valentine

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# Must say Grindah's so fine

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# Cos I got the flow to make a buddy wine, yes!

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# And you're locked into the sounds of the legendary MC Grindah

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# DJ Fantasy, for the Valentine's Special Fantasy Grindtime Hour. #

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RADIO: 'Looks like it's doing massive!

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'This is MC Grindah, with a sprinkle of something romantic.'

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Me and Grindah never really celebrated Valentine's Day.

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There was this one time, though, actually.

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We went to a restaurant, and then we ran away without paying the bill.

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I mean, we did have to pay it in the end, though,

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cos Grindah left his jacket there with an ounce of weed in the pocket,

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so, yeah, we had to go back and apologise, but...

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Remember! Remember texting, calling or whatever,

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sending your sexy shouts and dedications.

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Especially girls.

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Just sweet ladies.

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Phone that number to call 07050 030 108289.

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Just wait now.

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PHONE BEEPS Oh, shit. Phone line crew. All right, then...

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Outsider phone line crew, yeah? Message reads...

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RADIO: 'Big up the people that do runners from romantic restaurants

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'tonight. Don't leave your jacket there.'

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Uh... I ain't really got a clue what the hell you're talking about,

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'but... Yeah. Probably means

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'something to you, so yeah, OK...yeah?'

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Big yourself up.

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I don't think he got the reference, so...

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RADIO: '..Knows what the hell that one

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'was banging on about then, please...'

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Back to work.

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I don't really think there's any

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such thing as, like, an end and a beginning,

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but this is just another chapter in our love story, to be continued.

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'Do you think that will happen soon?'

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I mean, I'm really hoping it will happen soon,

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cos I'm quite close to my goal-weight

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for the wedding and I don't really

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want to put it back on with all the upset, so...

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Ideally.

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In you come.

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NEWBORN BABY GRUMBLES

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our new daughter,

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fresh out the vagina, still warm as well.

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Yeah. This is Robyn.

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-Robyn Ariel.

-That is to be determined.

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I'm very high right now.

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They had to sedate her because she

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kept going mental and threatening me.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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Oh, look.

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'Love is a madness.

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'Trust me, it makes you do things

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'that you never thought you would normally do.'

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Like, my plan was to be a DJ,

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make loads of money off of bookings and that,

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sell a bit of weed and buy a yard.

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Now I'm a family man.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I've gotta go and blaze in the garden and that, but...

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It's all right, I suppose.

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Still sick.

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Oh, there we go.

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-That's better, innit?

-(How do I connect to the Wi-Fi?

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-(What?

-How do I connect to the Wi-Fi?

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-(The Wi-Fi?)

-This is more interesting than the internet.

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Do you know what's amazing?

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One day this will turn into something like that.

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-Yeah.

-Perfectly formed.

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I'll take the phone line crew, yeah?

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07050 030...

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Uh, one sec. It's a chick.

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It's a chick. Get ready.

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What's your name and where do you come from?

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'Is Decoy there?'

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No, Decoy's NOT here. I'm the main one, it's MC Grindah.

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PHONE CLICKS

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Hello?

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Did she hang up?

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No, she didn't hang up, she just...

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got cut off, cos she...

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ran out of credit.

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Um, Chabudds.

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Have a word. I think...

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something's wrong.

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-What's up, Stevie, you all right, mate?

-Yeah, man.

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Just, normal, everyday, getting along with things.

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You been... You been crying?

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Ah, nah.

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Just my eyes are, probably.

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I'm not.

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OK, listen, mate, I get it, OK?

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You don't want to be a dishwasher your whole life.

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It's not that, man.

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I... I really like this job.

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It's... It's cos my...Nan died.

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-Oh, shit.

-Earlier today, yeah.

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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't know.

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-No.

-Is that why you're wearing that ring?

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Yeah.

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We've both got quite similar feminine hands.

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Come here.

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Bring it in, guys, come on.

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HE INHALES

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HE SIGHS

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HE INHALES AGAIN

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Life is hard.

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-So hard.

-OK, let's get back to work.

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Yeah?

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-Oh, is that YOUR hand?

-Yeah.

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PHONE BEEPS

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Beats has had his yute, apparently.

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Is it? Sick.

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How's that sick?

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He's meant to be here.

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We're meant to be spending Valentine's together

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like we always do.

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Do you know what?

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Thinking about it, there's probably a free position for you, mate.

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Yeah, you'll have to fill his boots.

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Going to need someone who actually cares about music and doesn't have a

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girlfriend to constantly throw him off everything.

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I have a wife, man.

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You've got a wife?!

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-Yeah.

-You're, like, 17!

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Oh, God, do they...force you to get married at a young age in your

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-culture?

-What? No, I'm 27, bro.

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Oh, right. Fucking hell.

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Well, hold on, so...

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You're only here cos your chick's at work?

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Do you know what? Fuck that. You can leave as well, then.

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Yeah, but she ain't finishing for another hour.

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No. Don't care, I'm not playing second best,

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-you can go and wait outside.

-Serious?

-Go. Just fucking leave.

0:16:340:16:37

-Are you serious?

-I don't want you here!

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-We've got an hour left, man.

-I don't care. I don't want you here.

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Get out. Fucking get out.

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Yeah. Go on.

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'Do you ever worry that people will quit the station?'

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GRINDAH: Nah. I ain't gotta worry about shit like that, like.

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Just look at Beats and his baby, do you know what I mean?

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It's a phase, yeah?

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Like, once it's born, once it's screaming all night and that,

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he'll be the one running back to me, like,

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"Oh, can I do another set of radio?

0:17:010:17:02

"Sorry I missed that one."

0:17:020:17:04

"Oh, you need a DJ."

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I'll DJ myself.

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I don't need anyone.

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All I need is me, like.

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-Are you ready?

-Right.

-I'm ready.

-OK.

0:17:120:17:14

-Yeah, I'll catch you up, two secs.

-Bye, Miche.

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-Bye.

-Be careful.

-Careful.

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Take those... Sure you're all right locking up on your own?

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Yeah, it's fine, you lot have got places to be,

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-so I'll just...

-He'll come to his senses soon enough.

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-I bet he misses you today.

-OK.

-Night.

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See you tomorrow.

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-Bye.

-Girls!

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Hold tight, everyone out there with their special someone right now.

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And the single man, them too, yeah?

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I see ya.

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Beats usually just does THAT and it works.

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MUSIC STOPS THEN RESTARTS

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Usually I could do it, but I'm...

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I'm distracted.

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HE SIGHS

0:18:040:18:06

Valentine's Day crew, I got someone I gotta go see.

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Normal radio will resume tomorrow...

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In a bit.

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-HE SIGHS

-Listen to me, Stevie, mate, yeah?

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The Lord giveth, the Lord taketh awayeth.

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OK? Did you know that Beats and Roche had their child today?

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Did they? That's good.

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That's how it works, mate, yeah?

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We pass it on to the next generation.

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We live on through them.

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It's the circle of life, mate.

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One life ends...

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..another begins.

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That's mad. I didn't know that's how it worked.

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Your nan's spirit will live on.

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I see.

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-Beats.

-Grindah.

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How nice, bruv.

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Sick you came, man.

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Yeah.

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-Did you leave radio?

-Yeah, I turned it off for the day and that.

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For me?

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Yeah. Fuck it, why not, I thought I'd come and see you.

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Cheers, mate.

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I want to introduce you to someone.

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This is Robyn Ariel.

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Ah.

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-She likes you.

-It's grabbed my finger.

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Yeah.

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I'm still quite annoyed at you, though, man.

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I had to do radio on my own all day.

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I done the aerial on my own.

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You got no idea what that's like.

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I hear you, mate, but sometimes things are just more important.

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-Otherwise...

-Otherwise what?

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Well, otherwise you end up on your mate's sofa.

0:20:040:20:07

Yeah, well, that's my decision,

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cos I could've gone on his top bunk, so...

0:20:090:20:11

Have you spoken to Miche? You two really need to talk.

0:20:110:20:14

No, I ain't heard from her.

0:20:140:20:16

Did you have a good Valentine's Day?

0:20:200:20:21

-Yeah.

-Yeah?

0:20:210:20:23

Did you get any more cards?

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-Three.

-Three?!

0:20:250:20:26

Did YOU have a nice day?

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Yeah. This is nice.

0:20:310:20:34

'You know, she loves you, you know.'

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Fuck knows why, but she does.

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You know, you two have really got something,

0:20:520:20:55

you've got far too much to let it all just fall by the wayside and

0:20:550:20:59

not, like, nurture it like a garden, you know?

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You've got a garden of...

0:21:020:21:04

-LAUGHS:

-Fuck, I am really fucking high.

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Yeah.

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-Of course she loves me.

-Of course she does.

0:21:080:21:11

She worships me.

0:21:110:21:13

-Uh...

-I knew it.

-That's really not...

-No, you're right.

0:21:130:21:15

-I'm gonna get her back.

-Yeah?

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Yeah.

0:21:170:21:18

He's going to get her back.

0:21:180:21:20

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-I'll take these to her.

-Those are my flowers.

0:21:200:21:23

Yeah, but you've seen them now, anyway.

0:21:230:21:25

Miche loves flowers, probably.

0:21:250:21:27

-Good luck, mate.

-Cheers, mate.

0:21:270:21:29

-Grindah.

-Yeah?

0:21:290:21:30

-Pure Kuruption.

-Each and every.

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108.9.

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-Sh, sh, sh.

-Oh.

0:21:340:21:35

May love be with you forever.

0:21:360:21:38

See you later.

0:21:380:21:40

Oh... Ti-ti, listen, you can leave early, you get out of here.

0:21:400:21:45

I'm going to take care of everything, I'll clean up...

0:21:450:21:47

No, no, no, I can't let you do everything.

0:21:470:21:49

No, it's fine.

0:21:490:21:50

Listen, look, it's Valentine's Day, yeah?

0:21:500:21:53

You should be out there getting wined or dined.

0:21:530:21:55

-Not both?

-Hey!

0:21:550:21:57

Definitely both. You deserve both.

0:21:570:21:59

No, it's OK.

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Unless you've got some weird reason for needing to get rid of me,

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like you've booked a stripper or something.

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THEY LAUGH

0:22:070:22:08

No, I haven't done that for years.

0:22:080:22:10

And if I did want to treat myself, I'd probably go for an escort.

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It's more classier.

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Yeah.

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-Yes, you lot.

-Yeah, Steves.

0:22:250:22:27

Oh, right, they're all coming in to look at me like this today.

0:22:270:22:30

Just came to see her.

0:22:300:22:32

-Oh.

-Put it there.

0:22:320:22:34

Thanks for coming, man.

0:22:350:22:37

-Do you want to have a hold?

-Can I hold her? Is that all right?

0:22:370:22:40

Yeah, course it is.

0:22:400:22:41

Just don't drop her. Ha-ha-ha(!)

0:22:410:22:43

-That's your Uncle Steves.

-There you go.

0:22:430:22:46

-BABY GRUMBLES

-Oops. Got her?

0:22:470:22:50

There.

0:22:510:22:52

Hello, Nana.

0:22:550:22:56

It's me.

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Steves.

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I'm going to look after your ring for you.

0:23:070:23:09

Until you're big enough to wear it yourself.

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And I've got your glasses, Nan.

0:23:140:23:16

-Circle of life, innit?

-Yeah.

0:23:170:23:19

Chabudds was right.

0:23:190:23:22

I knew you wouldn't go.

0:23:220:23:23

-Oh, oh, delicious.

-Glad you like.

0:23:300:23:32

Try it. Open your mouth wide.

0:23:320:23:35

No. I'll do it myself.

0:23:350:23:37

Can you taste the Viagra?

0:23:390:23:41

I'm only joking, only joking.

0:23:420:23:44

Viagra is pretty tasteless anyway.

0:23:440:23:47

Hey, how about some wine?

0:23:470:23:49

I can see what you're doing.

0:23:490:23:51

What? It's for her, it's for the nan.

0:23:510:23:54

-Give her a little send-off.

-OK, go ahead.

0:23:540:23:57

Yeah? OK, cool.

0:23:570:23:58

Mmmm.

0:23:580:24:00

-OK, stop.

-Huh?

0:24:010:24:03

-Stop, stop.

-It's for the nan, it's for Nan, for Nan.

0:24:030:24:07

HE GARGLES

0:24:070:24:09

You really get the taste if you gargle wine.

0:24:130:24:15

Oh, really?

0:24:150:24:16

-LIFT ANNOUNCES:

-'Going down.'

0:24:170:24:18

It's now or never, really, innit?

0:24:180:24:20

'Doors opening.'

0:24:200:24:22

-Didn't know you were coming over.

-All right?

0:24:330:24:35

-Is that all right?

-Yeah, I guess so.

0:24:350:24:37

Got you these. They're flowers.

0:24:390:24:41

Thank you. A vase as well?

0:24:410:24:44

Yeah. It sort of comes with them.

0:24:440:24:46

HE SIGHS

0:24:480:24:50

Look, Miche...

0:24:500:24:52

I just wanted to come over and just...

0:24:520:24:56

I just wanted to let you know that I'm...

0:24:560:24:58

I'm ready for you to take me back.

0:24:580:25:00

-Oh, right.

-Yeah.

0:25:000:25:01

Cos nothing really that bad actually happened and...

0:25:010:25:04

It's been ages now and I've said I'm sorry, so...

0:25:040:25:06

-Well, no, you haven't.

-Well, I'm saying it now, then.

0:25:060:25:09

Don't be all weird.

0:25:090:25:10

Look, the point is that Beats and Roche got their kid now and I can't

0:25:100:25:13

really stay there any more, and I just want us to get back together.

0:25:130:25:16

But do you think anything has actually changed?

0:25:180:25:21

No, but that's the point, like, nothing needs to change, like.

0:25:210:25:24

We'll just go back to how it was,

0:25:240:25:25

that's the whole point of sorry, innit?

0:25:250:25:27

That is not how it works.

0:25:270:25:28

Well, do you want to explain how it works to me?

0:25:280:25:30

-Can I come in?

-No, I don't think it's a good idea.

0:25:300:25:32

What? Have you got a man there?

0:25:320:25:33

What?! Of course not!

0:25:330:25:34

The point is that you don't give a shit.

0:25:340:25:36

You're only here cos Beats kicked you out.

0:25:360:25:38

It's not Beats's house, it's Roche's house, and they didn't chuck me out,

0:25:380:25:41

they asked me to leave.

0:25:410:25:42

You only care about yourself.

0:25:420:25:44

You're so lucky to have me and you haven't got a clue.

0:25:440:25:47

Yeah, well, maybe you ain't got a clue, yeah?

0:25:470:25:49

-I deserve more than this.

-Yeah?

0:25:490:25:51

Yeah? Well, good luck trying to find someone better than me.

0:25:510:25:54

Fuck's sake.

0:25:560:25:57

Miche!

0:26:000:26:02

Oh, come on, that's not what I meant.

0:26:020:26:03

That's not how it was meant to happen.

0:26:030:26:06

Miche!

0:26:060:26:07

Miche? Please, Miche.

0:26:080:26:10

I'm sorry.

0:26:120:26:13

(Fuck's sake.)

0:26:140:26:16

I'll just take the stairs.

0:26:240:26:26

If you're happy, yeah,

0:26:340:26:36

then you should just make sure that nothing changes and just do the same

0:26:360:26:39

thing every day for the rest of your life.

0:26:390:26:42

Yeah, but change is good, though, innit?

0:26:440:26:46

Like, sometimes it's good to leave your comfort zone.

0:26:460:26:48

Like, I didn't think I'd like Thai food.

0:26:480:26:51

It's actually quite banging.

0:26:510:26:53

All right, mate?

0:26:530:26:54

Yep.

0:26:560:26:57

Am I philosophical? Yeah. And that's why I think, like,

0:27:010:27:03

memes and sayings can really help out.

0:27:030:27:05

# Lights are blinding my eyes... #

0:27:050:27:08

"Dance like nobody's watching."

0:27:080:27:11

You know, "If you love someone, let them go."

0:27:110:27:13

# People pushing by... #

0:27:130:27:16

"When you're at your weakest, you need to be at your strongest."

0:27:160:27:19

Stevesy.

0:27:210:27:22

Have you got a bed?

0:27:230:27:25

-What's that?

-A Valentine's card.

0:27:280:27:32

Aw, it's beautiful. Thank you.

0:27:320:27:34

# Lights are blinding my eyes... #

0:27:340:27:36

Mmmm.

0:27:360:27:38

Chateau Blanche.

0:27:380:27:40

-No, that's red.

-Is it?

0:27:410:27:42

# People pushing by

0:27:420:27:44

# Then walking off into the night... #

0:27:440:27:47

I believe that everyone has a purpose on this Earth,

0:27:500:27:55

and that we will never know what that is.

0:27:550:27:58

-Thanks, Nan.

-What's that?

0:27:580:28:01

Do you want one? Helps you relax.

0:28:020:28:04

'Because you can spend your whole life thinking,'

0:28:040:28:08

and you get to the end and your brain turns off and that's it.

0:28:080:28:10

So, you might as well just...

0:28:120:28:14

chill out.

0:28:140:28:15

Enjoy it. A little bit.

0:28:150:28:17

# People pushing by... #

0:28:170:28:20

Yeah, go on, then, fuck it.

0:28:200:28:23

'If you find something you like,

0:28:300:28:32

'then you should just keep doing it regardless of what anyone else says,

0:28:320:28:35

'yeah? Like, that's living the dream.'

0:28:350:28:38

Fuck everything else.

0:28:390:28:41

Yeah? Life's too short.

0:28:410:28:43

-Innit?

-Yeah.

0:28:430:28:46

# People pushing by... #

0:28:460:28:48

Grindah.

0:28:480:28:50

# Then walking off into the night... #

0:28:500:28:52

-Grindah.

-Yeah?

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