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I'm Rhod Gilbert, stand-up comedian. People tell me I've got the toughest job in town | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
but I'm sure I'd find other things far more difficult. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
I'm ditching my regular job and trying something different. This is my Work Experience. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
This programme contains some strong language. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
And this week, I'm a wedding planner. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
So I'm going to be a wedding planner. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Two things worry me about that. One is the wedding. Two, the planning. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:28 | |
Because I couldn't really give a toss about weddings. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
'I ushered myself over to a wedding planning school in Swansea. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
'Samantha and Amber knew more about getting hitched than Simon Cowell's trousers.' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
My job is to train wedding planners, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
so they don't ruin the most important day of somebody else's life. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
I'm just not a weddingy person. I just don't care. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
I'm one of those people who goes, "20 grand on a wedding?! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
"You could buy a car for that!" | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
-Sounds like there's a lot of work to be done. -Yeah. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Because really the number one thing is that you instil confidence in your bride. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
She's been thinking about this since she was probably about five. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
If you mess this up, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
that girl that lives in all women is going to be a very sad little girl. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:13 | |
'I'd never been a five-year-old girl and like a man who's just | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
'eaten 48 bananas, I was still finding it hard to give a shit. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
'Wedding bot Amber was worried.' | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
In order for a bride to like you, it's important that you don't | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
do or say anything that's going to upset your relationship. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:31 | |
Try not to ask them about previous relationships, ex-partners... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
Try not to bring up the bride's weight. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
I can think of a lot of inappropriate things to say to a bride and groom in my first meeting. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:44 | |
Please, please don't! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
'But the more wedding bot told me about the role, the less seriously I was taking it.' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
It might be things like helping her to use the toilet while she's got her enormous dress on. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
I've unravelled a few thongs in my time. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
What, during the wedding, they've gone to the toilet on their wedding day and you, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
as a wedding planner, your job extends to unravelling their thong while they go to the toilet? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
-Yes. Not very often, I'm pleased to say. -It's pretty hands on! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
-That comes back to trust again. -What about with the groom? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-Have you ever had to go in and...? -I'm not sure you're taking this seriously! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
'I just couldn't get my head round it. In an effort to help me focus, Samantha showed me her box.' | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
This is my big pink box. Everyone always thinks, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-"Oh, the wedding planner and her big pink box." -Do they? -They do. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
I never thought, "Oh, the wedding planner and her big pink box." | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-I've never had that thought. -I turn up, people think, "It's the wedding planner." -And her big pink box. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
It's a big pink box. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
'Samantha's box wasn't helping me get serious. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
'especially as she reeled off its contents like a post-apocalyptic Generation Game.' | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
Sticky rolly. Insect repellent. Foot spray. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Matches and lighters. Tit tape. -Tit tape? -Tit tape. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
-Diarrhoea relief. -Tablets for flu, tablets for indigestion. Plant food. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
How urgently is a plant going to need feeding at a wedding? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Do you think you can put one of these together? -No. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
You're going to have to. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
'Nothing had worked so far, but the wedding bot thought some role-play with an actor might help me | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
'take it more seriously. She'd dreamt up a nightmare scenario.' | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
The cake has arrived, but it's the wrong cake. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
-And you have to deal with the situation. -OK. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
This is the cake. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-It's nothing like the cake! -It's not even like the cake. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
It must be something like it - it's cake. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
It's being paid for by Samantha's grandmother as her wedding present for her. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
What if I just smash the shit out of it and we tell everyone it's Eton Mess? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Just make this end! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
'The wedding bot wasn't happy with my progress, but I switched her off and on again and she was fine. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
'She agreed to let me plan a real wedding.' | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
So that's all your wedding planner school course finished today. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
I'm going to leave you in Samantha's very capable hands. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
As a professional wedding planner, she's going to take you to the next step. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
I'm going to be introducing you to a couple who are willing to let | 0:03:56 | 0:04:01 | |
you take on the planning and coordination of their wedding day. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
What's wrong with them?! Why would you do that?! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
They've put a lot of trust into you. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
-I know you won't let me down. -I won't. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-Or your new couple. -Or them. Or myself. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm here in Miskin, near Cardiff, to meet the couple. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
A foolish couple who've agreed to let me plan their wedding. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
I don't know anything about them. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I don't know what they've got in mind for their wedding, but I know how much is riding on this. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
'I'd be Samantha's reluctant apprentice. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
'She was waiting to brief me before I met the freaks who'd agreed to let me plan their wedding.' | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
-Sarah and Gareth are the bride and groom. -Sarah and Gareth. -Yes. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-And they're through there. -And they're through there, with Sarah's sister, Emma, | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
and Sarah's mum and dad, Marilyn and Craig. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
And your job today is to sit down with them all, make them | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
feel relaxed and they need to walk away today feeling that they | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
can trust you to deliver their wedding day exactly to plan. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
'I was nervous. The closest I've come to giving anyone a day to remember is | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
'giving them three minutes they'd rather forget.' | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
-Hello. -This is Sarah, the bride. -Hello, Sarah, the bride. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
-Nice to meet you. -This is Gareth, the groom. -Hello, Gareth, the groom. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
Hello. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
-Hello, Marilyn. -Rhod. -Craig. -How do. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
'I had an hour or two to bond with these strangers and convince them I was up to the task. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
'So like a thong in a bride's backside, I had to get stuck in.' | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
I've got try and get to know you now. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
I've got to be your best friend. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-Have you already got a best friend? -Yes. -Who is it? -Emma. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
-Emma, you're off the books. -LAUGHTER | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
-I'm the new best friend. First time married? -Yes. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
-They told me not to ask that. -LAUGHTER | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
They said, specifically, don't ask that, but I'm just too curious. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
How will the MOB...? Oh, mother of the bride, sorry. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
How will the MOB travel to the ceremony? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-What have I got myself into? -LAUGHTER | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
Theme. Colour scheme. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-Blue. Royal blue. -Royal blue colour scheme. -But the theme is Movies. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:07 | |
We'd kind of like some props there, giant Oscars maybe. Things like that. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
-Directors' chairs. -That kind of thing. -Yeah, for the top table. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
How long is the bar free till? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
As you can tell from my accent, it's not! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
So you're outside having your photos and you're there going, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-"That's £1.40, please." -LAUGHTER | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
-'They're really nice.' -'They are lovely, aren't they?' | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Even though weddings, I don't really give a shit, I'm not bothered, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
blah blah blah, for them, I really, really care. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
You've met Gareth and Sarah and you've got to know them. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
-And that's now who you care about. -It's their special day! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
They're lovely. You just want to love them. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-And I'm Sarah's new best friend! -Are you seriously her best friend? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
-Yeah, yeah! I'd better text her. -You should do. -It's been too long. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
'Boom! Meeting them had made me take it seriously, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
'but I still knew sod all about weddings and needed to swot up. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
'The smell of icing sugar and diminishing freedom took me | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
'to a wedding fair near Carmarthen.' This is where it starts to get real. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
I don't think I've ever felt quite as out of place in my life. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
'I knew less about perfect romantic environments than Ross Kemp's | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
'toilet brush, but with the MOB and family on their way to meet me, I had to learn fast.' | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
-How much would something like this cost? -£495. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
£495?! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
-Yes. -For a cake?! -It's about a week's worth! -If you go round ASDA at the right time, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
you'll get it for about three quid! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
I've been told if the bride's thong got stuck up there, | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
then it would be my job to go under there and get it. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
It depends. If you're happy to do that kind of thing...? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
I'm happy to do that kind of thing! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
Give me a practice go. Right? So the thong is stuck up there. Wow! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
How do you get past all this stuff? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-How do you get past...? -Straight under. -Oh, yeah! I'm under, I'm in! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
And...twang! It's out. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
'I was getting a cheeky glimpse of the more positive sides of the job when the family arrived.' | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
Thanks for coming down. We're going to see what you like, what you don't like, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
-see what ideas I've got and we'll just...put the whole thing together. -Great. -Brilliant. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
'I was learning, but now I needed to start acting like their | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
'wedding planner and find things for their Hollywood theme.' | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
If you don't want a chocolate fountain, you don't have to. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-He doesn't want a chocolate fountain. -Do you want one? -If it's no from Gareth, it's no from me. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
-If it's no from Gareth, it's no from you. -Yes. -I'm guessing that's largely not true. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
It's not for everybody. It's the wow factor, it is a big wow factor. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:34 | |
We put wedding rings into a little pouch, she'll fly down the aisle, land on the glove, take the bag off | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
and she'll fly away and let you get on with the ceremony. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
I'm sorry, that just sounds fucking mental. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Why don't you just release a load of elephants and rhinos | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
-and stuff in the reception as well. -I've got a vulture. -A vulture?! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Nothing looks nicer at the front of a wedding than the bride and groom and a vulture next to them! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
'I was Sarah's new best friend and she confided in me that she | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
'wanted to surprise her groom with a cake.' | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Separate to a wedding cake, it's something just for the groom. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
Just for Gareth, really. So it's supposed to describe his interests, what he is about really. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:15 | |
-Have you had any thoughts about what that might be, what it might look like? -Anything. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
I was thinking as extravagant as possible. He loves golf. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
So I thought we could do a golf kind of cake. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
'My job was getting more complicated. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
'Sarah expected me to just pull a groom's cake out of my arse | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
'and now Craig and the MOB wanted extras too.' | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
We want to do something different for her. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-Some kind of surprise thing! -That's right. -Yes. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
But we're struggling to think of something that fits. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
'Sarah wanted to surprise Gareth, Craig and the MOB wanted to surprise Sarah. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
'I'd have to be Cilla Ruddy Black to pull this off! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
'Gareth pitched in with a surprise fact about Sarah and surprises.' | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Does Sarah like surprises? Is she good with them? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
She's not generally good with them. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
I think her uni friend surprised her to go to Dublin | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
and she basically broke down because it was happening very quick and she wasn't in control. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
-She had a nervous breakdown? -Basically, yeah! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
'Sarah was a surprise-a-crite. She was happy enough dishing them out, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
'but she couldn't hack surprises herself. Craig and the MOB had stitched me right up.' | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
You want to surprise her, but she doesn't like surprises. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
It's her day. This is the way she wants it to be. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
We just need to make sure it's being executed to that plan. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
We don't want to upset her on the day. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-I will see it as a failure on my part if she has a nervous breakdown. -So will we! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
The pressure's on. I've got lots to do. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
There's things I've started to think about that work | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
within their theme, but that don't upset her - that's the key. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:47 | |
She doesn't like surprises. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
'Samantha and I had spread the workload. As her apprentice, my job was to grab their Hollywood | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
'theme by the nuptials and run with it. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
'I had to organise surprises, but without committing bridal surprise-acide. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
'First up, the music they wanted for the reception.' | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
'Welcome to the London Philharmonic Orchestra. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
'Please leave a message after the tone.' | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Oh, hi. I'm trying to book a small orchestra to perform at a wedding. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
'The Philharmonic didn't want my gig, but I wasn't about to give up. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
'I had an idea to get a Hollywood star along on the day and luckily, I'm so well connected, | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
'I know people who know people who know people in showbiz.' | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
I know that you know Chris O'Dowd and I know that he's one of their favourites | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
and he was in Bridesmaids, which is one of the tables they've themed. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
'Oh, right. OK. Well, I can ask him.' | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Do you think he'll do it? -'I'm not sure where he is at the moment. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
'I'm not sure if he's here or in the States.' | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
'I was getting nowhere. I'd been rushing round like a headless wedding owl | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
'all morning and I still didn't have anything concrete. Maybe I'd have more luck with sponge.' | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
She designed the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Cake. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
So if it's good enough for the Queen, then it's good enough for my little princess. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
'But would Royal Spongebob Jackie make my extravagant groom's cake at very short notice?' | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
She wants to surprise the groom and she wants it to make a real impact. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
-It's in a room of 100 people. -OK. -So...over to you. We want "wow"! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:08 | |
Golfing Oscar statue? Golf bag? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-A full size golf club bag. That's what I was thinking. -Put it on a trolley, put it on a golf trolley. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:16 | |
-Golf clubs sticking out of the top? -Definitely! -Definitely. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
And if we can do it really well, hopefully, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Gareth would believe that this is his set of golf clubs. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
He got on to the fairway and hit a ball so badly, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
the club fell apart in his hands! "This is a cake!" | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-Very doable. -By a week Saturday? -Er...yes. Still...doable. -OK. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:38 | |
'I had no idea if Sponge Jackie Whitepants could deliver and I was starting to worry my Hollywood theme | 0:12:38 | 0:12:44 | |
'would just be me holding up a picture of Tom Cruise. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
'While hunting round for an American wedding car, I got a surprise. And it was a ruddy good one.' | 0:12:46 | 0:12:52 | |
That's amazing! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
That's awesome! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Chris O'Dowd is in! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
'I was up and running. I'd gone from not giving a toss about weddings to being | 0:13:00 | 0:13:05 | |
'Wales's premier wedding bot. I was so excited, I decided to take things up a gear | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
'and start my own wedding planning business. Give A Shit Weddings was born.' | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
So something fancy and wedding plannery. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Brand is all-important. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
I'd like to see "because we care" as well. I think that was the strap line I had in mind. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
-That's good. -Nobody can say I don't care. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I'm now fully involved in this. Up to my neck. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Do you want to try reversing that out of a pink? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
That is lovely. Thanks very much. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-OK, cheers. -Give A Shit Weddings. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
I don't want to get carried away! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
'The wedding is tomorrow and everything needs to come together today.' | 0:13:42 | 0:13:47 | |
It has to be great because it's Gareth and Sarah's...big day. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
As much as for me, it's a TV show and it's a Work Experience series, it really is their wedding. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:55 | |
'With 24 hours to go, I was bucks fizzing with excitement. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
'But so far, my Hollywood theme consisted of a possible appearance from Chris O'Dowd. I needed more.' | 0:13:58 | 0:14:04 | |
I'm looking for big, bold, Hollywood, | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
things that make an impact. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
But I've got to get the line right between classy and tacky. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
And that's where Samantha's going to come in. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
-'What's in front of you?' -What's in front of me? -'Yeah.' | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
-Well, a six foot zebra in a headdress. -'Yeah, tacky!' | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
-OK. A two foot elephant in a headdress. -'Probably not either.' | 0:14:23 | 0:14:28 | |
There's a penis wrapped in an American flag, | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
putting ketchup on its head. Oh, it's a hotdog! I just realised. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
-What about a shark's head? -'That's bordering too much on tacky.' | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-A life-size pirate with a hook. -'No! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
-'We'll keep in touch. Let me know how you get on.' -Will do. OK. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
I'm getting pretty desperate now. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
I'm looking for anything that might say... Finding Nemo? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Plastic bunting. Chunky-style bunting. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Who'd have thought there were so many different kinds of bunting? Nice bunting. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
"Nice bunting!" That sounds more like a sleazy compliment. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
I think people will enjoy a few... Ow! | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Not having that. That's lethal. Argh! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
A beaver who's had his entire face removed. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
Nice bunting. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
'I'd drawn a bit of a blank on classy props to fit the theme. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
'Maybe I'm watching the wrong movies, but a penis in a bun | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
'and a faceless beaver don't really shout "classy" or "Hollywood." | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
'But with a new employee, things would surely get easier?' | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
This is my PA. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
Ralph. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
He's causing quite a bit of trouble on his first day at work. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I'm going to have to let him go. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Right, we've put Ralph on a crash diet. I think he should fit now. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
Welcome to Give A Shit Weddings. "Thank you very much." | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Ralph gave the company a real lift. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
He was as eager as a faceless beaver and straight away, | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
he had a brainwave - if we couldn't find classy Hollywood props, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Give A Shit Weddings would go the extra mile and make them. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Just to keep you updated, I'm running a little behind, | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
but that's because I'm making, from scratch, | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
a three-foot Oscar statue made of ice. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
'Are you sure you should be making that?' | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
I think you're going to be quite surprised and impressed. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
If you don't like that idea so much, there's other things we can do here. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
They've got a naked torso with an erect phallus. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
You can pour vodka in the top | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
and people can drink vodka out of his penis. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
'That would kind of border on tacky and completely...' | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
I wasn't sure. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
It's a maybe to the Oscar ice statue | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
and it's a definite no-no to the drinking vodka knob, yeah? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
-'Yeah, a definite a no.' -Roger. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
We were knackered, but the day had been really productive | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
and it wasn't over yet. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
It's the last stop for the day, it's ten to nine. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
Gareth and Sarah wanted the 20th Century Fox music | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
on a little CD player or a little ghetto blaster | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
in the corner of the room as they enter the reception. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
I've got something else planned. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
I'm going to proper pimp their Fox. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
This would be the world's shortest gig - | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
stuff the London Philharmonic, meet the Tongwynlais Temperance Band. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
THEY PLAY 20TH CENTURY FOX THEME | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-HE MOUTHS: -Very good. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Oh, man! I've got the little hairs up on the back of my neck. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
That is going to be brilliant. I'm not even getting married and I'm excited. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
The day of the wedding, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:39 | |
and Ralph had thrown a sickie, so I had my work cut out. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
I was desperate for this to go perfectly, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
and raced to Miskin Manor to prepare the reception. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
My big pink box would finally get to rub corners with Samantha's. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
At the moment it's pretty bare | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-apart from ghoulish animal faces staring at us. -Yeah! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
It reminds me of Craig, the same way as he looks at you. Have you noticed, Craig, father of the bride? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
He looks at you all friendly and smiles and a little wink, but it's undercut with sinister. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
If anything goes wrong he'll break my legs. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Yeah, he probably will if something goes wrong, yeah. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
Straightaway, I'd hit a snag. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
I'd managed to find the giant movie props Sarah and Gareth wanted, | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
but the ruddy things were flat-pack and I am to DIY | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
what a pair of chopsticks is to landscape gardening. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
Will that do? That doesn't say Spielberg to me, no. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
CRASHING | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
'That would have to do for now. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:29 | |
'I had more pressing stuff to give a shit about because over at | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
'Miskin village church, the vicar was already limbering up. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
'If all's going well around now they should be saying their I dos, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
'I wills, I promise and yes sir, no sir, three bags full, missus, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
'and I'm hoping that's what's happening.' | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Of course, you never know. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
Maybe there's been some drama at the church and it's all gone breasts up. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:51 | |
The hotel staff, Samantha and I | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
rushed to get the wedding food place ready. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
This was where Give A Shit Weddings really excelled - | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
those little details that make such a difference. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
-Are you trying to send me crazy? -Rob Jones sitting next to Sarah Baker. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:09 | |
Possibly two single ones there. Oh, no, Lucy Jones. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
Unlucky, Rob, the wife's with you. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
'All the surprises I'd organised needed finalising. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
'There was still a mountain to climb, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-'so I set off while Samantha held the ladder.' -'Hi, how are you?' | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
I'm all right, thanks, I'm up a ladder. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
'What are you doing up a ladder?' | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Well, I'm trying to reach something that was taller than me. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
What do most people do up a ladder? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Remember that you are a secret, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
so make every effort not to look like a brass band | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
arriving for a surprise gig. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
'As well as all the donkey work, | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
'as MD of the company I was having to make crucial decisions on the fly.' | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Just to confirm the ice sculpture arrival today? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
'Yeah, OK, yeah. Did you want me to keep it as it is? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
'Because you did mention putting a knob on it.' | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
How long does it take to pop a knob on him? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
'It shouldn't take very long, but you will lose the Y-fronts then.' | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Is your professional recommendation to stick with the Y-fronts | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
rather than upgrade to the willy? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
'From an aesthetic point of view, I'd come down on the Y-fronts. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-'You can get back to me, all right?' -Executive decision, we go Y-fronts. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
'The room was ready, but if the MOB saw me looking like this, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
'she'd have me whacked. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
'Suit on, I rushed out to greet the guests.' | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
It is now 1.30 and my bride and groom should now be married. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
I'm expecting them any moment, hopefully in a beautiful, | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
shiny Buick that came as a complete surprise. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
'Half an hour later, we were still waiting. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
'I was worried my surprise Hollywood car had either | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
'broken down or caused Sarah to.' | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
The possibility is that she's seen the Buick and had such a freak out. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
She could be standing outside that church now, mascara down her front, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
dress torn to shreds, looking like Robinson Crusoe. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-Complete nervous breakdown, because we've surprised with a Buick. -Possibly. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
That is when wedding planning goes wrong. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
'The delayed wedding party was having knock-on effects.' | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
The whole band is supposed to be arriving at two o'clock | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
so we might have a little bit of a problem here. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
'Right NOT on cue, the band arrived. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
'I bundled them out of sight just in time - my surprise trumpets | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
'were almost blown because seconds later, Craig and the MOB rolled up.' | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
There they are. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-How was it? -Oh, brilliant. -Was it? -Completely brilliant, yes. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
-You're all smiling, that's a good sign. -Yes, yes. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
-All good? -Very, very good. -So far? -Yes. -Lovely. -Hello! -Hiya. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:19 | |
-The Buick, was it all right, all right? -Brilliant. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
-Is it all right? -Brilliant, absolutely. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
-They came out and it was... -It hasn't broke down, has it? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
We have been wondering where the hell it is? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
They've gone off for some photos with it. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
'It was a big relief. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
'Apparently Sarah had taken my first surprise in her stride. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
'Hopefully there'd be no dirty protests on the backseat. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
'One surprise down, but loads to go.' | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
That is very, very cool. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
-There they are, Mr and Mrs Griffiths, welcome. -Thank you. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
-Thank you very much. -Welcome to Miskin Manor. How was it? -Good. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
-Good, yeah. -Good?! -Brilliant! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
-What do you think of the car? -It was great. -Amazing. -Lovely surprise. -You don't like surprises. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
-Was it all right? -It was a good surprise. -It was a good surprise. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
'The band had been hiding in Craig's moustache, | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
'but it was time to bring them out and usher in the happy couple. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
'Again, I was nervous. Either the bride would be beside herself | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
'or I'd be done for bridicide.' | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
That's the reaction we were looking for. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
There was an, "Oh, my God" when the tuba came in, that's what I'm after. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
Everyone, you're all good, you're all in? OK, we're going to do it. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-This is it. -Yes. -This is it. How are you feeling? -Good. -Good? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
-Yeah, feeling good. -Brilliant. Just don't trip up now. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, would you please all be upstanding | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
for the bride and groom, Mr and Mrs Griffiths! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
BAND PLAYS 20TH CENTURY FOX THEME | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh, I had genuine little hairs up on the back of my neck. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
I had a genuine little tingle there, hey? A little trouser flutter. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
Oh, yes! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
'The speeches were under way. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
'Every surprise that didn't kill Sarah made me stronger. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
'I was possessed, obsessed with her and Gareth's happiness, | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
'so while Craig read out an itemised drinks bill, | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
'I snuck off to prepare the groom's cake.' | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
You are so kind, considerate, you would do anything for anyone, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
and these are the reasons why I love you. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Gareth has said on numerous occasions that I can have what | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
I want for this wedding. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
But I wanted Gareth to have something that was his | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
and to have a part of the wedding just for him. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Without further ado, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
I would like to present to you, your very own groom's cake. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Just a quick note about it, when Sarah told me | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
she wanted to make a cake for Gareth, I was very lucky - | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
I managed to get hold of the lady who made | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
the Queen's Diamond Jubilee cake. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
Unfortunately she wasn't available... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
So I've made... | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
-Was this made by you, Rhod? -That was made by me. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
It's golf themed, it's got the word "golf" written on the top. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
It's upside down, Sarah, it's upside down! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
She WAS available and managed to knock up this little beauty. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:15 | |
This is a chocolate cake... | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
'Sarah had wanted Gareth's groom's cake to make an impact. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
'Sponge Jackie's remarkable effort had twatted them | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
'300 yards down the fairway.' | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
That cake went really, really well. I'm really happy with that. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
That was awesome, I got a proper little buzz | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
and I cried in the speeches. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
'So far, so good. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
'But the surprise was the big one, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
'would Craig and Sarah feel I'd gone too far? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
'If Sarah had a nervous breakdown. Craig would break my legs. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
'I was having kittens. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
'We were one surprise away from calling two ambulances and a vet.' | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Someone who very much wanted to be here today | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
that wasn't able to come has left a little message. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
'Hi, Sarah. Chris O'Dowd, here. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
'I hear that you got married. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
'You did say that you'd wait for me | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
'but I guess you found Gareth and just decided to get on with it, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
'which is fine. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
'Congratulations, guys. Have a wonderful day. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
'I hope that Rhod doesn't ruin it too much. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
'And hey, good luck tonight in the, you know...' | 0:25:13 | 0:25:17 | |
'I breathed a huge sigh of relief as each little plan went down well. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
'Samantha and I left the wedding party to enjoy themselves | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
'and went to greet my home-made ice surprise.' | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
So this is the one you did by yourself, is it? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
My Rhod Gilbert axe-grinder hands. But I'd very, very little time. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:34 | |
I'm just getting my retaliation in first. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Maybe I want this door to close on it. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-Ta-da! -Wow. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
-Why is he wearing Y-fronts? -I just thought I'd Welsh him up a bit. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
Do you think I've crossed the line into tacky? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
I think you've done such a good job of everything else, we allow this. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
Brilliant. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
'The room for the evening do was almost ready - | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
'the Ice Academy's professional Oscar keeping mine company, | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
'but the perverts hadn't put any pants on him. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
'I was about to ask Sarah if he could borrow her thong | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
'when Craig popped in.' | 0:26:03 | 0:26:04 | |
Me and Marilyn have just been having a cup of tea and, well, | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
could we think of anything we could do any better? And the answer is no. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-We're well chuffed. -High five! Oh, that is praise indeed. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
It's all gone brilliantly. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
"So far," he says, pointedly. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-The night is young. -It could all still collapse. -It could go wrong. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, the evening do is now open! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
Come on in, come on in, sir. I knew you'd be first in. There you go. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
'I kick-started the evening do and I'm not sure | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
'whether it was my home-made Y-fronts that spooked her, | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
'but just as the guests were pouring into witness the first dance, | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
'my bride vanished. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
'I decided to see what was going on.' | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
She's just having a wee in the dress. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
She's having a wee in the dress? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
It's not a good idea to come in right this second. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
-Just give us two minutes. -When you say she's having a wee in the dress? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
I may just pop out the door for a moment. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
Sarah's currently on the toilet | 0:27:12 | 0:27:13 | |
with two bridesmaids either side are holding the dress up | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
and I'm looking very pretty next to her. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
I was told I'd be involved in this! I was promised a role in this! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
I learnt this in wedding planner school. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
I'm fine, honestly. I'm accredited. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
I've had my CBT check. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
-You've missed the toilet stop. -Have I? -Yeah. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
-I was promised! I was promised! -We told you it happens, didn't we? | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
You promised me a go at the back of your dress. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
You guaranteed me a go. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
That's the only reason I got involved in this whole project. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Seriously, the crowd is...they're losing patience down there. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
'Thong-gone Phooey was too late. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
'With Sarah's thong lifted up where it belonged, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
'I had one final thing to do.' | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Are you ready for the moment you've all been waiting for? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
Possibly not their first ever dance, | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
but certainly their first as husband and wife. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
It is, ladies and gentlemen, the first dance for Gareth and Sarah. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
SONG: "Beyond The Sea" | 0:28:09 | 0:28:12 | |
'As Sarah and Gareth took to the floor, the wedding bots faded away. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:17 | |
'Any wardrobe malfunctions from now on, | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
'Gareth and Sarah were on their own.' | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
# Somewhere waiting for me... # | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
You must be pretty chuffed with that. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
I'm pretty pleased with how it went. Are you pleased with how that went? | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
I'm pleased because they're pleased. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
I'm pleased because Gareth's pleased and Sarah particularly pleased | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
and Craig and Marilyn are pleased and I can see that that's what your job is about, | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
that's where your reward is. When other people are pleased, you're pleased. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
That's the best bit. When they were doing that slow dance at the end, | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
the smile on their faces, it was because of you. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
-I'd a little tear. -Did you have a little tear? -I did. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
-Did you give a shit? -I give that much of a shit. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
You gave that much of a shit. It's Hollywood. Come on, then. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
I know what you're thinking - | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
there go the wedding planners and their big, pink boxes. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
# Save yourself if you can | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
# Oh, my, help me again | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
# I tried to tell you Watch out... # | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
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