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THEME TUNE | 0:00:00 | 0:00:02 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
'welcome to the celebrity showbiz quiz, Shooting Stars! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
'Here are your hosts this evening, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer!' | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
# Come along and let's start Shooting Stars. # | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
SQUEAKING | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
It's Jimmy Page! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
It's Ronnie Will He? Won't He? Yes He Wood! | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Oi! Fifty years of Christmases spent in bed. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
It's Ulrika-ka-ka-ka! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
It's Jack Dee-dee-dee-dee. # Does he know it's Christmas? No. # | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Aw! Ricky 'The Radiator' Tomlinson. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
-And randy Thandie Newton. -APPLAUSE | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
ROCK MUSIC | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
ASCENDING NOTES | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
RIPPING | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Thank you, Simon. That certainly cleaned me out. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Welcome, for example, to a special Christmas Shooting Stars. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
-With Walter Hottlebottle! -LAUGHTER | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
-Hello, Walter. What's that, Walter? -MUMBLES | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-He wants to do his special Christmas trick. -Let him do it. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Hold your arm out, Mr Bob. He's going to jump in slow motion. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
FANFARE | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
FANFARE | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
FANFARE | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
-LAUGHTER -Bravo, Walter. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Get him away from me! No! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
That's Walter but there's somebody missing. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
The man who keeps the Christmas scores, it's Angelo-os! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
# Mr Boombastic say me fantastic | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
# Touch me on my butt she says I'm Mr Ro- | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
# Romantic call me fantastic | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
# She touch me on my butt She says Mr Ro- | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
# Smooth just like silk | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
# Soft and coddle Hug me up like a quilt. # | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
-Oi! Angelos! -What? -What's that? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
-Hey? -What's that trailing from your rear end? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
-Have you been hiding in the tree outside Ulrika's room? -No. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-Have you, Angelos? -No. -Angelos? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-No! -Angelos. -No! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Yes. Yes I have. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
-Yes. So? -Angelos, where are you spending Christmas? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-What? -Where are you spending Christmas? -Ulrika's. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-LAUGHTER -Is he, Ulrika? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-No! -I am! I've dug a tunnel! LAUGHTER | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
What, you've got a shelter underneath, have you? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Yeah, got a shelter. All my provisions - a turkey, a gas stove. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
It's gonna be a lovely time. Come down! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
-Or else I'll come up. -Keeping score for us, Angelos? | 0:03:55 | 0:04:01 | |
HONK Yeah, alright. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-Thanks very much! -Ronnie Wood. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
There's a railway station near your house with a plaque. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
It says, "Queen Victoria was laid by this stone." | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
-LAUGHTER -Was that you? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
-That was Bill. -Was it? -Yep. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
It was, wasn't it? I knew it. I had a sniff. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
-You had a sniff? -LAUGHTER AND GROANS | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
What's the latest you've ever stayed up? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Six days ago. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Really? Because I stayed up... | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
A couple of weeks ago I stayed up 'til about half one! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Let me tell you, there's some pretty good telly that time of night! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Right. Ronnie, here's a question. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Take a look at your monitor and you'll see a top celebrity | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
who's hiding his face with his hand. Who is it? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Who d'you reckon that is? He's very, very famous. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I dunno who the hell it is but it looks like... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-John Travolta to me. -Let's have a look. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
BOTH: It's Robert De Niro! LAUGHTER | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
It was Robert De Niro. Unlucky, there, Ronnie. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Ronnie, what's your favourite record? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Exile on Main Street. What's your favourite record? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Hundred and ten metre hurdles. LAUGHTER | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
-It's a good record, Angelos. -It may never be beaten. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
-It's lovely to see you, Joanna. -Thank you. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Would you like a question, Joanna? -Yes I would, please. -Here goes. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
True or false, muesli is a by-product of coffin making. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:47 | |
LAUGHTER False. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Actually it's true. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
# Ulrika-ka-ka The Scan-da-nav-i-an delight | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
# Ulrika-ka-ka keeps pickled herring In her tights. # | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
SMALL EXPLOSIONS | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! -APPLAUSE | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
THANDIE COUGHS | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
APPLAUSE AND HOWLING LAUGHTER | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Was that you, Thandie? Was that you? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
That was your fault! You were supposed to be in charge of that! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
I think it was... I think it was an electrical fault. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
-What happened? -I think it was the electrics. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-That's ridiculous. You're a cretin. -I'm not a cretin. -You are. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
You're a cretin and a moron. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Last night, Vic, you burned the house down. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Alright, we'll be squit-squiddly-it-dits, then. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Just don't do it again, you moron. -LAUGHTER | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Ulrika. It's Christmas. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
For old time's sake, let's see you drink a pint, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
but a pint of a nice Christmassy drink. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
-No! -The egg-based fluid, I can only call it a fluid, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
that goes under the name of Advocaat. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Oh. You're kidding me. I've never had it. What is it? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
Have you not seen James Cameron's Advocaat? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-Seriously to God, what is it? -Advocaat. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-That looks like Penicillin! -Yeah? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
It doesn't say, "Guaranteed not to look like Penicillin." | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Stand up. Do your best, love. I'll give you ten seconds. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
-Oh my God. -I know, I know. It's Christmas! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-CHEERING -Are you ready, Ulrika? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
A-a-and...go! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:50 | |
-SCREAMING AND WHISTLING -Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-Give her the bucket. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
BURP | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-LAUGHTER -Well done, you get the point. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:09 | |
Now, Jack, with your face like an abandoned winklepicker. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
With your face like a rodgered Whittaker. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-Like a retarded cowboy. -LAUGHTER | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Like a willy warmer with mouse droppings on it. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Tell us your miserable Christmas story. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I've had a terrible Christmas. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
I can't wait 'til it's over and I can take my presents to the dump. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
I bought Christmas tree lights from Angelos' pound shop. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
They didn't work and he didn't give me my money back. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -They didn't work! They did not work! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Whoa, whoa, whoa! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Listen, Dee. One of them worked. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Right, Jack. Here's a question for you. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
True or false, Iron Man can iron up to ten shirts in one hour. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
-That's false. -You reckon that's false. It's true. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
And when him and the Steamer get together, it's laundry madness! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Ricky, it's lovely to see you here. How're you feeling? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
I was pretty good but I was told it was Newsnight. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-You were told what? -HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
I was told I was going on Newsnight! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
You got quite a shock, then. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Has that thrown you, Bob? LAUGHTER | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
He's such a soppy old thing. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
-Have you seen him, Ricky? -Seen what? -What's behind you. -No. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
You don't want to know, do you? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
LAUGHTER Oh for... | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
We've got a celebrity question for you. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Have a look at your monitor and a celebrity is going to ask you a question. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
See if you can answer. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
Weak, limp, lifeless, dull, oily, flaky, dry, | 0:10:16 | 0:10:22 | |
nitty, manky, fag ash, stinkin', clammy, shitty and knackered. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
Come on girls, what am I describing this time? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-What's she describing, Ricky? -Not my underpants, is it?! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
What do you reckon? What's she describing? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-The extensions of her hair. -The extensions of her hair. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
Let's find out. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
No, I'm not describing Simon Cowell. I'm describing my prat. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Thandie. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Thandie, oh, Thandie. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Thandie, you wanna make love? | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
-Now? -Yes. You wanna make love? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
Here. Take my glove. I don't need it no more. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
COUNTRY MUSIC | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
So, Thandie, I expect you're suitably impressed. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Thandie, here's a question for you. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
A leopard never changes his...? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Spots. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Sorry, it's underpants. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
That's the end of the first round, so what are the scores Angelos? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:13 | |
Angelos? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
DREAMY MUSIC | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Angelos, I'm going to give you the best Christmas present ever. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
OK then. What do you want me to do? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Why don't you touch me? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
No. Touch me properly. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Why don't you just dim the lights? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
I love you, Angelos. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
I love you, Angelos. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
OK then. Let's do it. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
DREAMY MUSIC | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Angelos! Angelos! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
-Angelos! -What? -They want you. -You stay away from me. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
What's the matter? What are the scores, Angelos? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Ulrika's got two and Jack's got nothing. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
CHEERFUL MUSIC | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
The next round is the clips round. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
I'd like both teams to look at this clip of Mulligan and and O'Hare | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
with a selection of their Christmas music. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
The question follows. Watch carefully. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
# Is there anything decent on the Christmas telly this year? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
# Non. Zero. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
# Surely Ant and Dec have got a special on the telly this year? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
# Zero. Zero. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
# Is Noel Edmonds giving presents to orphans? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
# Or some shit on Discovery about Christmas dolphins? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
# No. Zero. N'est pas. D'accord. Zero. Rien. Nowt. # | 0:14:31 | 0:14:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
# What are you wearing on Christmas day? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
# Denim! Denim! D-d-d-d-denim! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
# What are you wearing for Christmas dinner? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
# Denim! Denim! Patches of denim! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
# What are you wearing for the Christmas disco? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
# Denim! Denim! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
# My diddly denim bra | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
# Denim! # | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
# Christmas at the Premier Inn. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
# Bye bye Christmas. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
# Room service there's no-one in. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
# Nowhere to rest one's Christmas chin. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
# Bye. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
# Bye Christmas. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
# The restaurant's closed, the pipes are froze. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
# Why we came here, no-one knows. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
# Bye bye. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
# No-one in the bar but Lenny Henry. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
# Bye bye. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
# Christmas. # | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Non! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Team B, I'll come to you first. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
Some Christmas songs there from Mulligan and O'Hare, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
but can you tell me what is the biggest ever selling Christmas single? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
-White Christmas. -In the UK. -Noddy Holder? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
And so here it is... What's it called? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
-I think it would be Slade. -Slade. Joanna? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-The one, "It's Christmas!" -That's Slade, yeah? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Ulrika, I'll have to take the answer from you cos you're the skipper. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
-Yeah, I'll go with that. -Slade. Over to you for Team A's answer. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-Any ideas? What was it? The best selling? -The biggest selling UK Christmas single. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
-Thandie, what do you think? -I think it's the Live Aid one. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-Is that what you're going for, Jack? -Live Aid. -I'm afraid you're both wrong. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
The answer is John Lennon, "Happy Christmas War Is Over." | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Having said that, if you take sales from the Norfolk area only, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
it's Mick Moff from Mick Moffin and the Mothmen | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
with, "It's going to be another buffin shaped Christmas this year." | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Followed by number two, "There's a moth in the microwave Martha, so Christmas is cancelled." | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
And at number three, "There's a moth in my mouth mother. Fetch Malcolm. Fetch Malcolm." | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
-Also by Mick Moff and his Mothmen. -From Mick Moff and the Mothmen. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
But that's Norfolk only figures. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
Ulrika. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
# I wish you a merry Christmas I wish you a merry Christmas | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
# I wish you a merry Christmas And a happy new year. # | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
-That is for you. You may open it now. -Open it up. -Open it. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Open it. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Now they weren't originally for you, I've got to be honest. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
They were originally for the lady what I rent a room off of. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
But I thought it was inappropriate. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
I thought it was inappropriate to give them to her | 0:17:45 | 0:17:50 | |
because the lady I rent a room off of is my Mum. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:53 | 0:17:54 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
It's time for the Dove round, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
so can you all help me beckon down the beautiful plump Dove from Above. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:08 | |
THEY COO | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Isn't she beautiful? Joanna, could you pick a category from the Dove from Above? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:18 | |
I'm going to go with 'Secrets'. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Seek rats? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
-Secrets. -Oh! -Sea rats. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
Earlier today, we did some secret recording | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
in one of the other people's dressing room. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
We're going to play you the audio only. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
Listen, and can you tell us who's dressing room it was we were recording in? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
-OK. -Listen carefully. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
SPRINGS SQUEAK | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Who's dressing room do you think that might have been? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
I would say that was Thandies'. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
Why would that be? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
I think that's the sort of noise she probably would make in there. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-On her own or with someone? -On her own. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
-That's your answer? -That is my answer. -Let's find out. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
SPRINGS SQUEAK | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
It was Ricky! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Ricky relaxing on the rocking horse that he came here on. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
Here's something I've been waiting a long time to show you. It's my buzzard. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
-Aaaahhh! -It's alright. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
-What is that thing? -Just something I wanted to show you. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-What is it? -It's my buzzard with no confidence now, Vic, | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
since you put the cocktail in its face. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Ron, pick a category from the Dove. -Oh Yeah. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Oh Yeah! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Right, it's Angelos' Variety Showcase. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
He's going to perform a bit of magic, Ronnie. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Watch carefully, the question follows. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
SERENE MUSIC | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
SQUEAL | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
SQUEAL | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
AUDIENCE GASP | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
CHEERS AND LAUGHTER | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Well done, Angelos. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
-Thank you, Angelos. -Thank you, Angelos. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Now, Ron, here's the question. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
We saw some bacon there. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
-Do you like bacon? -Yes, sometimes. Crispy. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-I've got some bacon. -You have. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Do you reckon if I throw that at Bob's face, it'd stick? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
It means it's done. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Do you think it will..? Ha ha! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Do you think it'll stick or fall? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
It will stick. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Let's find out. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Ricky, would you like to select a category from the Dove from Above. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
-Club and Jazz, please. -Club and Jazz, Club and Jazz. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
It's a Club Singer question. Mr Reeves who should be seated here, | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
-Hello. -That's Mr Reeves, who'll sing a song in a club style. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
Listen carefully, can you guess what sing it is he's singing. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
-Ready, Angelos. -Yes. DRUM BEAT | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
# Oh wen nendo de-miri dippo | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
# Medo yo mi orch espiria | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
# E mi bob bevinchi soo re geeva hurry boo | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
# Hey! Appy noo yo-yo-yo hoo hey! # | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
What song..? What song was that? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-We Wish You a Merry Christmas. -We Wish You... -A Merry Christmas. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:07 | |
-Mr Reeves? -It was. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Let's hear that song sung in the style of Sir Cecil Airplane | 0:23:10 | 0:23:16 | |
and his jazz ensemble. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
QUICK BEAT | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
# We wish you a Merry Christmas | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
# Wish you a Merry Christmas | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
# We wish you a Merry Christmas | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
# And a Happy New Ye-e-ear! # | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
-Oh, that's nice. -Thandie. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
-Oh, they're lovely. -They are, they're for her. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
You are just going to have to get in line. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
-He's got a point. -True. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
-So, Angelos. -What? -Wadda the scores? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
ROBOTIC VOICE: One million two hundred and five thousand six hundred and seventy eight. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
-I want to know what the scores are. -Please don't interrupt. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
How many has Jack's team got? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Loads. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:23 | |
How many has Ulrika's team got? | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
More than Jack. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Angelos, how much has Jack got? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
Nothing. He's got nothing. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-How much has Ulrika got? -Two. -Yes, thanks, Angelos. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
HORN SOUNDS | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
Oh, we forgot to ask. Hey, hey, how stupid of us on a Christmas show. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
-Let's find out what's in his bag. -Good idea. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
# What's in your bag, Angelos | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
-# Tell us what's in your bag -You bastard | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
# An album by the girl band, Girls Aloud | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
# And a piece of the Turin Shroud. # | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
-Nice contents. -Yeah. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Next round is the quick fire round. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
It's on the buzzers so we want to see those fingers. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
Can we see those fingers? | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
There we are. See those fingers. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
We don't know how much time we've got. When time's up you'll hear - | 0:25:23 | 0:25:28 | |
A-a-a-a-a-argh! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
FISTS FIGHT AND CYMBAL CRASH | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
-Off you go, Vic. -True or false. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
To this day, Gok Wan's father believes his son works as a docker in Hull. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:40 | |
BUZZER | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-True. -True? -True. -It is true. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Name a type of bee. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-BUZZER -A honey bee. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
No, it's lower case. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
True of false. In May, Melvin Bragg's hair was designated | 0:25:53 | 0:25:58 | |
an area of Outstanding Beauty? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
-BUZZER -That's Dee. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
-That's true. -It is true! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
-Name a type of tea. -BUZZER | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-That's Newton. -Lapsang souchong. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
No. Uppercase. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
Name a type of cue. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
-BUZZER -That is Jonsson. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
-Capital Q. -No, snooker. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
True or false... | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
END OF ROUND CALL | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
That's the end of the quiz so what are the final scores, Angelos? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
Well, for one night only tonight the scores are tied. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:38 | |
Audience: Ooooh! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
I'm very pleased about that because for this special occasion we've got a double-headed challenge. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:48 | |
I'm going to ask Ronnie and Ricky if they'll go head-to-head | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
-in tonight's final challenge. -Yes! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
It's a good fun challenge. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Praise the Lord! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Come and join us Ronnie and Ricky for tonight's final challenge. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
-Come on! -Thank you, Ricky. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
Ronnie... Ronnie and Ricky, if you'd like to join me. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
Thanks for doing this challenge. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
It's going to be worthwhile for the winner. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Here's Mr Reeves with details of the prize. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
You could win this magnificent prize. Just take a look in here. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
MAGICAL MUSIC | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
Wow! You could win - | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
This magnificent torch! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
-A beautiful prize. -Could be yours. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
A simple challenge. If you'd like to take your positions on a cart of your choice. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
There's Ricky seated in his cart. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
The first person to cross the ramp and successfully leap the sausages. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:43 | |
Mr Reeves is showing you the sausages. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
-One, two, three. -You must leap the ramp without damaging the sausages. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
That really would be just criminal. OK? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
All right, Ronnie? I'll turn it on. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Have you ever shopped in one of these before? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
-When I was little, in there. -You used to sit in there? -Yeah. | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
OK, lads, it's as simple as that. Three, two, one, go! | 0:28:00 | 0:28:05 | |
Come on, Ricky! | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
Come on, Ronnie! | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS THEM ON | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
Here they come! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
Here they come! | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
Congratulations Ricky! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Well done, Ricky. You've won the torch! | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
That's good night from the Christmas Shooting Stars. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
# Good night from Shooting Stars | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
# Good night wherever you are. # | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
Happy Christmas to all our viewers. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:56 | |
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